minecraft but we cyberbully a small child (SMP Earth)

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  • Опубліковано 5 тра 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @Technoblade
    @Technoblade  4 роки тому +15382

    BUY MY YOUTOOZ HERE: youtooz.com/products/technoblade
    Edit: SOLD OUT! eyyyy

    • @Android-hn8bj
      @Android-hn8bj 4 роки тому +21

      Ok

    • @acrazyr
      @acrazyr 4 роки тому +47

      Technoblade ok boomer

    • @KLM_744
      @KLM_744 4 роки тому +85

      TECHNOOOO YOUTOOOOOOZZZZZ

    • @wewladstbh
      @wewladstbh 4 роки тому +52

      NO! I AM A FREE MAN IN A FREE COUNTRY!

    • @artemk.420
      @artemk.420 4 роки тому +8

      Already done :D

  • @generalkt5398
    @generalkt5398 3 роки тому +8217

    Americans: Inches
    Europeans: Centimeters
    Technoblade: oRaNgEs

    • @attendez1700
      @attendez1700 3 роки тому +119

      Cries in literally every country but America and countries outside of Europe

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 3 роки тому +46

      I measure in Habsburg jawlines

    • @cardboardbox331
      @cardboardbox331 3 роки тому +52

      I measure in the dead, deconstructed corpses of my people

    • @fallenintothestars
      @fallenintothestars 3 роки тому +27

      DerpMan I think most of America would rather use the metric system lol

    • @cardboardbox331
      @cardboardbox331 3 роки тому +17

      Sir Cloud yeah me too. It’s like if your brother has super smash bro’s on his switch and switches up the controls without telling you, so you learn how to play completely different then the rest of the world, and can’t use the controls on anyone else’s switch

  • @DanmaCoolio
    @DanmaCoolio 4 роки тому +8337

    “Attempted murder is not a crime”
    -TommyInnit 2019

    • @gdbloxis
      @gdbloxis 4 роки тому +135

      only true murder is punishable in the mindset of the gamer
      also tommytrusty for the win

    • @chriszhang3
      @chriszhang3 4 роки тому +7

      Nice one Danma -CZ1235

    • @johnathanchow3800
      @johnathanchow3800 4 роки тому +8

      B I G B R A I N T I M E

    • @yourmomxdlmao
      @yourmomxdlmao 4 роки тому +30

      Attempted murder is a crime - technoblade
      no its not - tommyinnit

    • @frenchwaffl
      @frenchwaffl 4 роки тому +3

      But it is

  • @yeeterboi9452
    @yeeterboi9452 2 роки тому +903

    Tommy: how can you blame someone for a crime they didn't commit?
    Techno: attempted murder is a crime
    Tommy: no it's not

  • @pkhl_1617
    @pkhl_1617 Рік тому +1822

    Rest in Peace nerd. You've earned it. One last time. Technoblade never dies. Thanks for everything.
    Blood for the Blood God.
    Rest In Peace.

  • @shmackbob
    @shmackbob 4 роки тому +2201

    Wilbur: Yeah, let’s make it neutral.
    Pete: *BAN HIM AND BURN HIS LAND*

    • @akronred648
      @akronred648 4 роки тому +61

      Well, during the peace talks they did raze Tommy's crops.

    • @felipelin1898
      @felipelin1898 4 роки тому +2

      Po

    • @GuakstickLabs
      @GuakstickLabs 4 роки тому +11

      Wilbur did half of those things at the end of the talks.

    • @aaa-955
      @aaa-955 4 роки тому +1

      Frederik Massier no that’s Pete’s chat

  • @jackfenning5668
    @jackfenning5668 4 роки тому +2224

    Technoblade: fighting terrorism with terrorism since 2019

  • @jakewolfe610
    @jakewolfe610 Рік тому +273

    Rest in Peace, Legend. Cancer didn't beat you, it died with you, it was a draw, Technoblade never loses, Technoblade never dies

    • @Tyy-b-un9bl
      @Tyy-b-un9bl 10 місяців тому +17

      Technically true, the cancer died with him. Actually, the cancer cells were probably taken out of his body and used to feed organisms that could help cure cancer. Even in death he does great things.

    • @Ennard69
      @Ennard69 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Tyy-b-un9blnormally i would say smth along the lines of"that's a lot of words, too bad I ain't reading them", but il make an exception, for the blade master himself

  • @sandydog3746
    @sandydog3746 Рік тому +104

    Techno: “smooth transition to outro”
    Me: *saluts with tears in eyes* “ the smoothest”
    Rest easy king, we will never forget you. Blood for the blood god
    Techno never dies

  • @jesslehcookie
    @jesslehcookie 3 роки тому +13328

    Love how Tommy had named his "The Great TechnoBlade War" and you're over here like "bullying a child"

    • @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm
      @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm 3 роки тому +464

      Tommy needs content so makes sense

    • @Arisell.
      @Arisell. 3 роки тому +417

      Technoblade needs to keep up the brand of murdering orphans

    • @curse4384
      @curse4384 3 роки тому +43

      You’re*

    • @gametravelerjr1305
      @gametravelerjr1305 3 роки тому +19

      @@curse4384 yes

    • @edward5236
      @edward5236 3 роки тому +31

      maybe because every time its three against one

  • @jakesharrock5994
    @jakesharrock5994 4 роки тому +4646

    this whole time he was DECEIVING US!
    HE WAS MERELY LYING TO US TO FARM POTATOES!

    • @NTA_Music
      @NTA_Music 3 роки тому +31

      :0

    • @franksmith9866
      @franksmith9866 3 роки тому +30

      *gasp* :O

    • @Aa-vn5gu
      @Aa-vn5gu 3 роки тому +18

      What?!?!??!!!??

    • @Alvionalx
      @Alvionalx 3 роки тому +15

      Eric TheCreeper potato war 2

    • @acua6032
      @acua6032 3 роки тому +14

      annie jing Potato War 3- *the finale*

  • @cocosteward341
    @cocosteward341 Рік тому +481

    We love and miss you Techno, thank you for everything you've done for this community. You may be gone but you'll never be forgotten here. Techno never dies

    • @rick0933
      @rick0933 Рік тому +1

      Technoblade never saw this

    • @Vintrox
      @Vintrox Рік тому +8

      @@rick0933 dude

    • @vodkacannon
      @vodkacannon Рік тому +7

      @@rick0933 Hope, rick. That’s what we need.

    • @rick0933
      @rick0933 Рік тому +1

      @@vodkacannon I was just sayin

    • @JohnUnsub
      @JohnUnsub Рік тому +9

      @@rick0933 No shit corpses don't see, grieving is for the living not the dead.

  • @Riku-Leela
    @Riku-Leela Рік тому +333

    Never watched Techno in the past but after all of what happened i have started checking his amazing content out and wish I was here earlier.
    Rest in peace king, you may not be able to claim all of Minecraft earth but heaven is all yours 💕

    • @endinator730
      @endinator730 Рік тому +1

      Strait fax

    • @pandasinc4729
      @pandasinc4729 Рік тому +1

      o7

    • @battlecatsubernoob1924
      @battlecatsubernoob1924 Рік тому +5

      R.I.P, but he also did claim the whole earth, look it up

    • @endinator730
      @endinator730 Рік тому +3

      @@battlecatsubernoob1924 yeah he did it cuz it was FUNNY

    • @Dredey04
      @Dredey04 Рік тому +4

      It was great being there live, wish you could see it. He was a great guy.

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 роки тому +5208

    Tommy: exists
    Technoblade: *peace was never an option*

    • @roeital5504
      @roeital5504 3 роки тому +31

      *peace never existed*

    • @darknessrises9943
      @darknessrises9943 2 роки тому +22

      “The voices, they demand BLOOD!”

    • @reilim7074
      @reilim7074 2 роки тому +8

      Blood for the blood god

    • @dancingcarapace
      @dancingcarapace 2 роки тому +7

      @@reilim7074 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @DRDDR8
      @DRDDR8 2 роки тому +6

      @@dancingcarapace *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!*

  • @akish302
    @akish302 3 роки тому +4854

    “My chat wasn’t satisfied. They wanted blood.”
    So nothing has changed.

  • @ICUPMaster69
    @ICUPMaster69 2 роки тому +33

    Tommy then: You betrayed me Wilbur
    Tommy now: you betrayed me techno

    • @christopherbravo1813
      @christopherbravo1813 2 роки тому +1

      everyone: such a deep personality! wow! what amazing character development!

  • @buzyparticals3753
    @buzyparticals3753 2 роки тому +12

    Tommy: "Why can't we just talk things out?!?!"
    Also Tommy: "How could is possibly want to talk to someone who betrayed me?"

  • @guppy-2436
    @guppy-2436 4 роки тому +5760

    “I’m like Batman but i still have parents”
    *sad orphan noises*

    • @jimmymoore1675
      @jimmymoore1675 4 роки тому +95

      PUNCH THE ORPHANS

    • @antarcticwinds
      @antarcticwinds 4 роки тому +118

      what orphans? he killed them all

    • @eefflie
      @eefflie 4 роки тому +23

      I drop kicked them all

    • @someone-xp8ii
      @someone-xp8ii 4 роки тому +30

      The ones from whom he stole gifts from? They left the orphan

    • @mexican3768
      @mexican3768 4 роки тому +10

      Orphan armor

  • @EXXOmixin
    @EXXOmixin 3 роки тому +14841

    Wilbur: “you’re a mercenary!”
    Tommy: “no I’m not!”
    Wilbur: “you kill people for money, that makes you a mercenary”
    Tommy: “I haven’t killed anyone!”
    Wilbur: “that just means you’re a bad mercenary...”

    • @lilysgrosss8742
      @lilysgrosss8742 3 роки тому +338

      i read this exactly as it played

    • @kaysanr
      @kaysanr 3 роки тому +70

      @@lilysgrosss8742 whats the time stamp?

    • @lilysgrosss8742
      @lilysgrosss8742 3 роки тому +53

      Muhammad Kaysan R. i don’t feel like finding it lmao

    • @AH-pr7di
      @AH-pr7di 3 роки тому +222

      10:50 if you really need it

    • @yummybee5974
      @yummybee5974 3 роки тому +17

      Logic

  • @FraZzJ
    @FraZzJ Рік тому +99

    Rewatching these videos, I miss this guy already.
    Hopefully nothing ever happens to his channel so we can relive his content for years to come.
    RIP King Techno

    • @sunboitheultimate9886
      @sunboitheultimate9886 Рік тому +2

      Hes actually gained 3 mill subs since his death. Alex died, but technoblade still going strong! R.I.P

    • @someever
      @someever Рік тому +3

      @@sunboitheultimate9886 that's why TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

    • @thatoneperson-thatyoucantr3652
      @thatoneperson-thatyoucantr3652 Рік тому

      Took me a while to watch these videos but im back

    • @ilovedollssomuch
      @ilovedollssomuch 10 місяців тому +1

      I bought media human UA-cam downloader and i have all of his videos archived in 480p with some playlists like the potato war downloaded in 1080p. Im not allowing any videos to be lost.

  • @pixelbanana5
    @pixelbanana5 11 місяців тому +7

    “And in my free time, I annexed South Africa”
    I’ll take underrated Technoblade quotes for $800

  • @mrbruh128
    @mrbruh128 4 роки тому +889

    "war is like a bunch of grown men coming together to dropkick a small child" Technoblade 2019

  • @phoenixero8161
    @phoenixero8161 4 роки тому +3071

    british empire be like:
    and in my free time i annexed south africa

    • @lustrouslamb3999
      @lustrouslamb3999 4 роки тому +55

      3:46

    • @daluven
      @daluven 4 роки тому +58

      Next he’s taking over australia to put all of his enemies in prison

    • @natopotato5827
      @natopotato5827 4 роки тому +23

      british empire: not bad kid

    • @G4ZZAA
      @G4ZZAA 4 роки тому +20

      As a south african I can confirm that Technoblade is a terrible leader

    • @misterhotdogs
      @misterhotdogs 4 роки тому

      nice

  • @connorwman5426
    @connorwman5426 Рік тому +3

    Techno: I cyberbully a small child
    Tommy: An intense war

  • @thedarkadmiral3627
    @thedarkadmiral3627 2 роки тому +11

    Pete's Chat: Ban him and burn his land.
    Damn, they woke up and chose war

  • @jjjj_616
    @jjjj_616 4 роки тому +2423

    10:50
    "You kill people for money, that makes a mercenary"
    "I didn't kill anyone"
    "Yes, that's coz you're just a bad mercenary"

  • @giodelara9365
    @giodelara9365 3 роки тому +3869

    2019 Technoblade: Bullying an Orphan in SMP Earth
    2020 Technoblade: Bullying an Orphan in Potato War

    • @mohammednajl5950
      @mohammednajl5950 3 роки тому +94

      Wait they’re not orphans!
      *_Not yet they’re not._*

    • @youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575
      @youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575 3 роки тому +30

      But the Potato War started before SMP Earth. And none of them are orphans. (plus "orphan" isn't capitalized)

    • @timothyfelten8567
      @timothyfelten8567 3 роки тому +30

      Later in 2020: Creating orphans in Lmanberg

    • @mvshroom6875
      @mvshroom6875 3 роки тому +17

      Later on in 2020 Technoblade: Letting an Orphan stay with me while exiled

    • @believer1056
      @believer1056 3 роки тому +2

      @@youraveragepizzaenjoyer4575 joke

  • @GoldBenderr
    @GoldBenderr 8 місяців тому +4

    5:48 the way techno dodged these arrows is so elegant

  • @ErdemZeBabo
    @ErdemZeBabo Рік тому +58

    Its so good to watch your old content RIP Techno you will be missed by everyone

  • @theomontyy7956
    @theomontyy7956 4 роки тому +1459

    "Attempted murder is a crime!"
    "...No it's not." - TommyInnit 2019

  • @kieranmacdonald4948
    @kieranmacdonald4948 4 роки тому +5581

    Pete:*kills polar bear*
    Techno: "Calm down Pete, that polar bear had a family"
    Pete:"I know, their next"

  • @legend_of_ozzy2525
    @legend_of_ozzy2525 Рік тому +5

    “When did ‘buy Technoblade’s Youtooz’ get in here?”
    “I think that was always there”
    The peak of comedy

  • @BadenTheGreat
    @BadenTheGreat Рік тому +6

    "I'm like Batman, but I still have parents" 😂

  • @dontneedu2580
    @dontneedu2580 4 роки тому +301

    Child: has dreams
    Techno: DIBS

  • @delborne3384
    @delborne3384 3 роки тому +2525

    underrated quote:
    "the battle was over, and in my free time I annexed south africa"

  • @ZaxxSnacks
    @ZaxxSnacks Рік тому +12

    I wish I watched him before he left.
    Rest in peace.

  • @isac9948
    @isac9948 Рік тому +8

    Rest in peace brother

  • @RoostBR
    @RoostBR 4 роки тому +4886

    Tommy is that kid who you launch a nuke at and he just goes “nuh-uh I have a shield against nukes”

    • @kars7748
      @kars7748 3 роки тому +241

      You mean like... in pretend in kindergarten?

    • @irok1
      @irok1 3 роки тому +126

      But instead he actually has a nuclear shelter and protection for everything he owns

    • @irok1
      @irok1 3 роки тому +12

      @@Xode_25 the worst, but this is true
      Edit: and he deleted it, and I somehow read this comment twice as being Techno...okay

    • @alf1306
      @alf1306 3 роки тому +77

      Hes the guy thatll pick scissors but then change to paper
      when he sees you picked rock

    • @sungpar8762
      @sungpar8762 3 роки тому +26

      When you watch it on techno’s point of view it’s like his a kid but when you watch Tommy’s point of view it’s a whole other story.

  • @dolphin2.0.
    @dolphin2.0. 3 роки тому +1517

    "that was how inconsequential this raid was" -Techno talking about the raid that would become the biggest war on the server

  • @vedant862
    @vedant862 10 місяців тому +7

    alternate title: minecraft but we cyberbully a british child (smp earth)

  • @Dlopwoo
    @Dlopwoo Рік тому +23

    Alex is the kind of dude who made an entire series to fool his enemies

  • @metalgearzwei
    @metalgearzwei 3 роки тому +1107

    tommy: begins the aggression
    also tommy: *"hOw CoUlD yOu Do ThIs To Me?!"*

    • @sarpbakrsoy8125
      @sarpbakrsoy8125 3 роки тому +39

      Just like the Confederates
      >Fires the first shot at Fort Sumter
      >"The War of Northern Agression"

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 2 роки тому +12

      @@sarpbakrsoy8125
      “But the Union were raising up soldiers!”
      *Confederates raided many Union armories before the start of the war and before the Union soldiers started being recruited*

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon Рік тому +1

      "The war of Techno aggression"

  • @fishergriffin1399
    @fishergriffin1399 3 роки тому +4073

    “In my free time I annexed South Africa” this is the best line ever.
    Edit: 3:46

    • @pleasenerd5865
      @pleasenerd5865 3 роки тому +108

      Almost as good as this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans

    • @joey-js9pr
      @joey-js9pr 3 роки тому +87

      @@pleasenerd5865 that's almost as good as "when god sends me to hell i want him to hesitate a bit"

    • @xpr0gidy
      @xpr0gidy 3 роки тому +56

      “attempted murder is a crime” “no it’s not”

    • @absoluteunit2424
      @absoluteunit2424 3 роки тому +3

      Time stamp?

    • @turanball2999
      @turanball2999 3 роки тому +2

      british intensifies

  • @madhavrai4007
    @madhavrai4007 Рік тому +11

    Dude...
    I just can't get it in my head that he is no more

    • @GeekyViking
      @GeekyViking Рік тому +1

      He's never gone as long as he is not forgotten. But I know, it's hard to believe, I'm trying to remember that he is not in pain anymore,he is free ❤️ butt still it's hard..

  • @Chelo012
    @Chelo012 Рік тому +29

    We love you techno
    Don’t worry we will continue your legacy
    Rip 🕊❤️

  • @Sk1erDev
    @Sk1erDev 4 роки тому +17211

    Alt title: World super power bullies developing nation's dream to build a bridge

  • @KeijouK
    @KeijouK 4 роки тому +747

    "Several grown men working together to dropkick a small child." That actually sums the video up quite well.

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 роки тому +5

      quality content

    • @jexilus_
      @jexilus_ 4 роки тому

      Nugcon I agree

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 4 роки тому +4

      Techno is finally stabbing children again

    • @user-gt3dj9et5d
      @user-gt3dj9et5d 4 роки тому +1

      *Technoblade punted a child*

  • @ttv.Sharpie_
    @ttv.Sharpie_ Рік тому +7

    The fact he started this series JUST to throw squid off lmao ez lol

  • @realawesome_man_awsome
    @realawesome_man_awsome 2 роки тому +15

    Man, he should've said "I'm Batman! But I'm not an orphan!"
    0:29

  • @chubbyman_
    @chubbyman_ 4 роки тому +21828

    I love how Techno now has his first official piece of merchandise, and he's talking about it like it's his first child XD

    • @helicoly3223
      @helicoly3223 4 роки тому +2836

      Yes, I also urge everyone that I know to buy my first child

    • @gamerobotjimmy
      @gamerobotjimmy 4 роки тому +410

      @@helicoly3223 lol

    • @gamerobotjimmy
      @gamerobotjimmy 4 роки тому +496

      Yeah, everyone talks about their first child every 5 minutes irl

    • @Technoblade
      @Technoblade  4 роки тому +16194

      ridiculous. as if i'd treat my first child that well

    • @yeowch419
      @yeowch419 4 роки тому +567

      @@Technoblade no

  • @faruqueahmad9246
    @faruqueahmad9246 4 роки тому +506

    "You kill people for money ur a mercenary"
    "But I didnt kill anyone D:"
    "....Ur just a bad mercenary"
    *Shots fired*

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 4 роки тому +18

      *Shots missed*

    • @aundersave
      @aundersave 4 роки тому +1

      “I hit something but it wasn’t what i was going for so I guess I missed”

    • @aidanlowrance1528
      @aidanlowrance1528 4 роки тому +1

      AUnderSave then I shot again and then I missed I shot one more time then I missed, I was knocked out and I woke up had a popsicle then I missed again

  • @beataciesielska393
    @beataciesielska393 Рік тому +4

    0:40 FLAMINGO AND CLEETUS IN TECHNOBLADE VIDEO

  • @vgrasss3316
    @vgrasss3316 Місяць тому +6

    the only parasocial relationship i have lol, i feel genuinely so sad everytime i remember techno is dead and wont upload again

  • @demonie5807
    @demonie5807 4 роки тому +1861

    small child : **exists**
    techno : *i'm about to end this man's whole career*

  • @amiihan1589
    @amiihan1589 4 роки тому +4730

    The closest thing we'll ever get to a wilbur and techno collab.

    • @insomniablazze5829
      @insomniablazze5829 4 роки тому +203

      minecraft monday and he has been in wilburs the snakes videos

    • @amiihan1589
      @amiihan1589 4 роки тому +152

      iNsomNia blazze yup, but they've never really been in a proper youtube video where it's just the two of them doing something, like skeppy and techno's collabs

    • @dragonbullets2763
      @dragonbullets2763 4 роки тому +20

      That is what a collab is lol

    • @insomniablazze5829
      @insomniablazze5829 4 роки тому +17

      @@amiihan1589 its still a collab

    • @sirmaru1610
      @sirmaru1610 4 роки тому +1

      akamare member pog

  • @jcrxzy
    @jcrxzy Рік тому +8

    its crazy to know hes not here with us anymore rip technoblade you will always be remembered

  • @Randominationz
    @Randominationz 8 місяців тому +5

    It’s still so amazing he only conquered the world for a potato war he truly is the king
    Rest in power Techno❤

  • @vinsio1712
    @vinsio1712 3 роки тому +1674

    Tommy really loves starting wars on SMPs

    • @sergeantkillin2016
      @sergeantkillin2016 3 роки тому +52

      he thinks he’s more powerful than he really is

    • @randominternetuser987
      @randominternetuser987 3 роки тому +70

      Wars make minecraft 1000% funnier!

    • @vexorion6577
      @vexorion6577 3 роки тому +41

      @@randominternetuser987 this new minecraft war mod is HILARIOUS

    • @BurakkuHishou
      @BurakkuHishou 2 роки тому +10

      I feel like Tommy is the Fidel Castro or Kim Jong Un of SMPs:
      Thinks he's bigger than he is, always wants to poke the big dogs, but in reality is nothing but a stepping stone

    • @samscorch8252
      @samscorch8252 2 роки тому +3

      @@BurakkuHishou like Kim Jung Un he fears death (I think)

  • @quavy5348
    @quavy5348 4 роки тому +3795

    This is late and nobody will see it but we need to bring back cooking with technoblade. Its solid.

    • @Aaden.mp4
      @Aaden.mp4 4 роки тому +19

      *YES*

    • @shivenverma
      @shivenverma 4 роки тому +25

      By far the greatest episodes.

    • @caytee
      @caytee 4 роки тому +40

      I would pay to watch another episode of Cooking With Technoblade

    • @quavy5348
      @quavy5348 4 роки тому +5

      @@caytee It would be an absolute treasure

    • @joy-6629
      @joy-6629 4 роки тому

      YES PLEASE

  • @ihave254
    @ihave254 Рік тому +9

    Technoblade never dies.

  • @annabelle.v
    @annabelle.v Рік тому +15

    rest easy techno, your wit and sense of humour will never be forgotten

  • @Moon-uc7vs
    @Moon-uc7vs 3 роки тому +713

    Tommy’s POV: Valiantly fighting against Technoblade and his empire
    Techno’s POV: Haha bully small child for laughs

  • @mart1nfu294
    @mart1nfu294 4 роки тому +476

    “You’re a mercenary”
    Tommy:”I didn’t kill anyone”
    “You’re just a bad one”

  • @romanog.208
    @romanog.208 Рік тому +14

    Techno is better than Batman. Even after he passed away, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

  • @BOCOSHOP
    @BOCOSHOP 10 місяців тому +3

    "I'm like Batman but with parents" lol

  • @fishergriffin1399
    @fishergriffin1399 3 роки тому +522

    Best roast, “they say history is written by the winners, but I can’t help but see Tommy over there writing.”

  • @sonnystroman2535
    @sonnystroman2535 3 роки тому +436

    “In my free time I annexed South Africa”
    -Techno 2020

  • @oehnkc
    @oehnkc Рік тому +77

    Technoblade will be remembered, not because he was the best, but because of how many people he inspired.

    • @TheGrippler09
      @TheGrippler09 Рік тому +12

      But also because he was the best.

    • @nickyson4life
      @nickyson4life Рік тому +4

      @@TheGrippler09 I was gonna comment this lol
      He inspired millions but even if somehow no one had been inspired by this King, he was still the best

    • @blackhawkuh-6026
      @blackhawkuh-6026 5 місяців тому

      Should be “Not, just because”

  • @Dino_and_space_fax
    @Dino_and_space_fax 10 місяців тому +3

    When does some one die when they get cancer when they get hit by a truck no when they are forgotten Technoblade never dies

  • @AJ-jk7ko
    @AJ-jk7ko 4 роки тому +586

    Tommy and wilbur: at war
    Technoblade: looking at skeleton getting beat up in the corner
    9:18

    • @mataharii161
      @mataharii161 4 роки тому +1

      lol yeah

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 роки тому +28

      It's a metaphor for current events

    • @AJ-jk7ko
      @AJ-jk7ko 4 роки тому +15

      Tommy is the skeleton and techno and wilbur are the zombies

    • @mataharii161
      @mataharii161 4 роки тому +4

      @@AJ-jk7ko lmao symbolism

    • @MineCraft-tf1im
      @MineCraft-tf1im 4 роки тому

      How does he zoom in?

  • @totmgsrockxd9900
    @totmgsrockxd9900 3 роки тому +337

    "I'm like Batman! Except I still have parents!"
    *_O O F_*

  • @lokop-bq3ov
    @lokop-bq3ov Рік тому +14

    Watching this now just feels different.
    Rest In Piece Techno, gone but remembered o7

  • @mrorange1610
    @mrorange1610 Рік тому +2

    *"Lets bully Tommy"*
    Tommy: Ah F*ck no.

  • @marchstars3318
    @marchstars3318 3 роки тому +5012

    It’s so funny that Tommy was just some annoying kid back then on everyone’s streams but now he’s probably one of the most popular streamers on twitch atm

    • @jayinpain2995
      @jayinpain2995 3 роки тому +56

      so true lol

    • @Nazao101
      @Nazao101 3 роки тому +40

      @Olivia Glaser
      LOL

    • @NWORails_Off_Topic
      @NWORails_Off_Topic 3 роки тому +5

      Yus

    • @goosergeeser1603
      @goosergeeser1603 3 роки тому +83

      lmao yeah this just keeps getting more and more relevant he had 650K viewers today making him the biggest twitch streamer, and he is really quite close to passing techno in subs. wild stuff

    • @ancientbuns6770
      @ancientbuns6770 3 роки тому +62

      He may have a little fame, but he’s still annoying af

  • @fishbowlliz
    @fishbowlliz 3 роки тому +596

    Techno in SMP Earth after killing Tommy: I just killed a homeless person.
    Techno in Bannerlords when he finds homeless looters: Free money!

  • @dp822_
    @dp822_ Рік тому +8

    10:11
    When techno’s plane crashed into the mountain and Sophie died right after, this was no mere coincidence. Here’s what really happened:
    The plane hit the mountain, causing the ground in the surrounding area to shake. This caused debris to fall in a cave, which spooked an axolotl chilling in a pool of water so it jumped out of the water and collided with a skeleton. It fell backwards and it’s bow string snapped loose, firing an arrow into the ceiling. This caused a small ripple in the water body above the cave, making a wave just enough to brush the foot of an enderman staring in the water, contemplating his life and wishing to go in. In reaction, he teleported randomly next to a ravine and dropped the diamond ore he was holding, and it’s sturdiness caused and earthquake when it hit the bottom of the ravine. This in turn activated a volcano, and as it erupted it also shook the ground. It vibrated underwater as well, where it jolted the arm of a drowned with a trident who was relaxing on the floor, sending his trident out of his hand and into Sophie’s body.
    Rip Techno, who was the blood god without even trying.

  • @Momistired
    @Momistired Рік тому +5

    R.I.P Techno.. I love you... I bet your in heaven and looking down at us.. What you see made you sad.. You saw all of us crying and me..? After I finished watching "So long nerds" I screamed and cried until my mom came in my room -my dad was at work- And she comfort me.. Love ya Blood God

  • @theredpikachu6460
    @theredpikachu6460 4 роки тому +277

    I love how techno edited out every time that Tommy said Cummin squad

    • @cloverdove
      @cloverdove 4 роки тому +17

      Family friendly techno

    • @charlesv581
      @charlesv581 4 роки тому

      @Emmanuel Diesta no he said cummin not come in

    • @roejogan8683
      @roejogan8683 4 роки тому

      Is it pronounced 'Kyoo-Min'?

    • @theredpikachu6460
      @theredpikachu6460 4 роки тому +1

      davidmichael that’s how Wilbur says it

    • @roejogan8683
      @roejogan8683 4 роки тому +3

      @@theredpikachu6460
      Yeah I'm just confused.
      But really, the only empire you need to know, is *_THE ANTARCTIC EMPIRE_*

  • @deadshot1599
    @deadshot1599 Рік тому +4

    i wish i coudlve started watching him earlier and buy his merch or dolls bro cant belive how much 1 person's death can brring so many tears out

  • @andersonlin1716
    @andersonlin1716 Рік тому +4

    He talks so professional like he entered a few other earth smp

  • @OzKo
    @OzKo 4 роки тому +388

    Voice over pete’s speech at the start made me cry

    • @hat1479
      @hat1479 4 роки тому +15

      or as tommy would say after 10 minutes, 'made my cry'

  • @franklinclinton3211
    @franklinclinton3211 4 роки тому +5676

    Techno: quits college to upload more
    Techno : uploads less
    Me: surprised Pikachu face
    Edit: this comment is still relevant today

    • @haziqhschiu5883
      @haziqhschiu5883 4 роки тому +192

      You must be new huh

    • @carlotiu1308
      @carlotiu1308 4 роки тому +20

      haziq hschiu why? I’m new btw

    • @mjennow5452
      @mjennow5452 4 роки тому +64

      *beats tommy with carrots in hypixel skyblock

    • @lanz6951
      @lanz6951 4 роки тому +22

      So... you're new here huh

    • @edgymcmuffin7032
      @edgymcmuffin7032 4 роки тому +23

      THANOS LOGAN PAUL it’s much better then one video a year

  • @kevinreyes3000
    @kevinreyes3000 2 роки тому +3

    Tommy's entire vocab: You've betrayed me, how could you do this to me, no it's not

  • @dhairyasingh9783
    @dhairyasingh9783 Рік тому +4

    We all will miss techno and watch his videos till forever..... I always wondered why and how many famous youtuber's channels would die I mean get less popular like tommyinit dream and of course technoblade(techno blade before ;-;;; space;-;;;; space in between (spacebar), this is the worse possible way but this is NOT IT. we WILL LOVE HIM FOREVER.

  • @oldacc2433
    @oldacc2433 4 роки тому +513

    Small child: *_wants to play Minecraft happily_*
    Techno: wait that’s illegal

  • @deadmeat3376
    @deadmeat3376 4 роки тому +549

    Tommy’s vid: An epic war between heroes and villains!
    Techno’s vid: wanna bully tommy

    • @lavatroll5733
      @lavatroll5733 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
      @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 4 роки тому +41

      Tommy: You're like Thanos and I'm like Captain America.
      Techno: ...Yeah I'm fine with that comparison.

    • @aundersave
      @aundersave 4 роки тому +6

      Captain America at the start of the Captain America the first Avenger

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 роки тому

      yeah

  • @Kqphsh
    @Kqphsh 2 роки тому +2

    Wilbur and tommy arguing*
    Techno watching a skeleton get teamed on by 2 zombiee*

  • @thec900
    @thec900 Рік тому +7

    Techno will be remembered not because of how much of a better player he was compared to the rest of the competition, but because of the impact he made with the little time he had and he truly made a difference in my life and im sure he made a difference in many others, well done king, rest well.

    • @slappomatthew
      @slappomatthew Рік тому

      and also that while everyone else was playing checkers Techno was farming potatoes.

  • @ghostiexx111
    @ghostiexx111 3 роки тому +1153

    “I’m like Batman but I still have parents.”
    I-
    Just-
    I can’t

  • @magnusthevaliant
    @magnusthevaliant Рік тому +2

    Breaking news, Minecraft youtuber Thomas 'Tommyinnit' Simons arrested for attempted murder, after protesting that "It's not a crime"
    Simons will be held pending a tribunal, details on page four.

  • @r4v3n719
    @r4v3n719 Рік тому +11

    like a lot of people here, binge watching all of techno’s old videos. rest in peace blood god, you will be missed

    • @swiftarrow6044
      @swiftarrow6044 Рік тому

      That's exactly what I'm doing. Glad I'm not the only person who copes like this

    • @superlovermanslave8412
      @superlovermanslave8412 Рік тому

      Techno is the true blood god.
      The Minecraft Blood God, my you rain eternal, Alex.

  • @fl0ofi797
    @fl0ofi797 3 роки тому +1271

    any SMP Tommyinnit goes to he's either the bad guy or he is outnumbered-

  • @TigerXN
    @TigerXN 4 роки тому +1014

    "He's just standing there... menacingly!"
    And now we know Techno still watches Spongebob.

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 Рік тому +3

    It's really sad that the only time it was a fair fight at all was when Tommy was immune to damage

  • @EveTheBeanDutchie
    @EveTheBeanDutchie Рік тому +4

    Hello fellow rewatchers, I still love seeing the Minecart leave techno 💀

  • @genji5675
    @genji5675 4 роки тому +910

    The baby zombie that chased tommy wasnt phils spirit
    It was his stand

    • @Aa-vn5gu
      @Aa-vn5gu 3 роки тому +34

      尻の穴第三のお *basss boosted giornos theme intensifies*

    • @tenji1995
      @tenji1995 3 роки тому +12

      ZA ZOMBO

    • @greenlamps484
      @greenlamps484 3 роки тому +9

      "This is the true power of my stand, [C A L M] act 4!"

    • @lilyhart3204
      @lilyhart3204 3 роки тому +4

      Underrated

    • @Dreycan
      @Dreycan 3 роки тому +1

      Yar yar days

  • @yumsuc7069
    @yumsuc7069 3 роки тому +625

    Doctor: I’m sorry sir you have cancer
    Patient: how long do I have to live
    Doctor: we’ll get to that, but first..TECHNO YOUTOOZ

  • @WRSpiral
    @WRSpiral Рік тому +9

    One moment he’s just a guy being happy and enjoying his life, and the next moment, he’s just… gone…

    • @mrmeg8044
      @mrmeg8044 Рік тому +1

      Karma for Bullying a child

  • @Niko.bellic_001
    @Niko.bellic_001 Рік тому +6

    R.I.P Technoblade😢

  • @halaynablack7285
    @halaynablack7285 4 роки тому +415

    Most content creators when they dont do anything for a month: hey sorry for the break guys I've been busy and I've had a cold I'll try get back into the weekly streams now
    Technoblade: this is my upload schedule. :)