sorry for lack of content; my cough got a lot worse in early May so I couldn't really commentate (and im too lazy to edit) anyways subscribe nerds i want a boat
Imagine being dante, one of the most powerful beings of all time, and dying to some guy with lapis armor who thought it would be funny to type /killdante
"When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity you call an electrician, AND WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO OVERTHROW A BRUTAL TYRANT YOU CALL AND ANARCHIST" line still hits hard
It’s kinda poetic that the reason Technoblade came back to Skyblock was to end a corrupt government right after he finished ending a corrupt government lol
Squid knows the pain of competing against a cubic, anarchist hog on a cluster of rocks hovering over the infinite abyss..... in harvesting vegetables.....
Hmmm... a "fairly elected official" with 5 letters in his name issuing executive orders, needing to wear MASKS to enter public buildings, events with other people in large groups being cancelled... Skyblock is becoming realistic Minecraft.
I remember getting home from school everyday and instantly logging onto youtube to see if technoblade has uploaded any new content, and from the very start i loved his skyblock content, and then, after potato war 3, I stopped seeing any sky block content. Then, I saw this video and i was so happy that there was another skyblock video and thought he was coming back to skyblock content. little did i know his would be his last skyblock upload there would ever be. RIP legend, your missed by millions
I bought Minecraft after the dante video, i was grinding so hard hoping to see him and go visit him on his island one day. After getting cancer he just logged on once and almost a month later he died. I couldn't meet him..
ADMINS: "Don't vote for them." EVERYONE: "okay" ADMINS: "I know this sounds like a joke, but seriously, do NOT vote for Dante." EVERYONE: "okaaayyy" ADMINS: "Alright, I'm putting up the updat-- oh, come on, 91%???"
my theory is that you actually have a mustache and you comment everywhere so mcuh so that people recognize you as "the guy without a mustache." this way, everybody thinks you have no mustache.
Crazy how he kept playing all those months ago. This was before he told the world about the battle he had to fight. He fought so hard through these months. R.I.P Tecno, we will miss you and always remember you. You made our childhoods and helped us so much. Thanks again for everything
I used to watch him so much ever since I started highschool in 2017. I've graduated now but the news of his death cut me so damn hard because I'd always watch his videos whenever I felt down or lonely. May he rest in peace for he was one of the greatest youtubers to come onto this platform
I love how Techno left out the part where he was gonna immediately go back to bed after murdering Dante. He kills a god, saves Skyblock, and becomes the new leader and then he’s just like “aight guys I’m gonna go back to bed.” And then Nono e ever saw him on sky block again.
he probabaly has the most active subs, all his views are as high as his subcount, i'd say atleast 70% of his subs watches his video, which is ALOT. most youtubers have 20% at max of their sub watching their videos
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for UA-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear dor
I'm just getting back watching old videos, it's been almost 2 years. Don't really know what to say, but it's soon spring break, so I'll have time to watch even more
Funny detail I noticed, at 10:28 you can see that Techno dealed 2,147,483,647 damage to Dante which was actually the 32-bit integer limit... meaning he couldn't have dealt any higher damage
I just noticed that too! You can see below, it says "Your damage: 5,336,830,884.2" so he was doing more damage, it was just the display that messed up at the end when converting to an int.
so how much damage would he do if he was in dungeons had 4 people around him with legion 5 super maxed necron armor max catacombs max berserker class max combat and foraging had a plasma flux weird tuba edible mace had a golden dragon and every skyblock player gave techno their coins and he put it in the bank with a super maxed dark claymore with one for all had all the master stars on his gear had every accessory with every blessing and hit something? @@infurgent2708
@@jayniks6191 this is a very common limit, since it's the maximum number you can store with 32 bits if you also have negative numbers and a 0 (thus, 2³¹-1 = 2,147,483,647) and integera are pretty much universally stored in 32bit form.
Other UA-camrs: * don’t upload for a week * Their viewers: Did they die?! Techno: * comments one word on a video after being gone for a month * Techno Fans: A blessing from the Lord
I like all the callbacks to the potato war and how the results of that helped in this fight, and then Dante dies and Techno lands in a potato garden. Poetic cinema.
sorry for lack of content; my cough got a lot worse in early May so I couldn't really commentate (and im too lazy to edit)
anyways subscribe nerds i want a boat
Ignore the spammers above me
Oh nobody is up there lol
Edit : Rest In Peace, we all miss you
Search up scientific name for pig
Get well soon king
get well soon
when the world needed him the most, he returned :,)
All good bro, it’s not like we were starving for content or anything :V
hope you’re resting peacefully now, we love you techno ❤️
Imagine being dante, one of the most powerful beings of all time, and dying to some guy with lapis armor who thought it would be funny to type /killdante
You know...
It really do be like that sometimes...
:(
Is that real though? It can’t be
Yea Actually, Thats How Hes Defeated
Lmao it was the guy that came 2nd in damage
2012 skyblock: small floating island with 1 tree, some items, and a simple and peaceful objective
2021 skyblock:
Yes
Lol
whats up checkmark
:) good times. but now even better times :D or not who knows
@@thickboi9652 hak gos brr
O ye I remember that day, when Techno was streaming hypixel was running like a power point presentation.
first
also hi yusei ily
what's up Checkmark
Jesus
You have a point
"When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity you call an electrician, AND WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO OVERTHROW A BRUTAL TYRANT YOU CALL AND ANARCHIST"
line still hits hard
I host dnd and there is a rebellion in the campain. Im %100 going to use this sentence.
- Sun Tzu, Art of War
Don't call an anarchist, call a pig.
It’s kinda poetic that the reason Technoblade came back to Skyblock was to end a corrupt government right after he finished ending a corrupt government lol
Hi verified person
Eee
His job never stops
He ends government in a private rp server, then he ends government in a public server, One day he will end government in real life
Its a double wammy
Necron: "I'm creating HUNDREDS OF WITHERS"
Techno: Seems familiar.
A fnf player that plays minecraft??????????
@Kevin Breemans hate you deserve
@Kevin Breemans you seem cool
@Kevin Breemans shut up ❤️
@Kevin Breemans give me a valid reason to hate you.
Admins: “Don’t pick Dante ok?”
Everyone: **picks Dante**
Admins: “This ones on you.”
@@wildlifewonderszs nobody asked -_-
Admins: Don't pick Dante.
Everyone: **picks dante**
Dante: **is bad**
Everyone: D:
@@wildlifewonderszs I asked him
*Dante Best*
@@wildlifewonderszs we do not care. Stop pleading for subs.
8:53 So technoblade was the real Oppenheimer after all
underrated
Pretty much
Maybe the real Oppenheimer is the friends we made along the way.
the real krishna, since hes the one who said that quote
I'm willing to bet he read "Bomb: The Race to Build--and Steal--the World's Most Dangerous Weapon"
the real way to learn about the Oppenheimer story
"Dante had canceled the sun."
Sun Tzu: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*
how dare he cancel the sun
Maybe Dante is from Twitter
LMAO
Peace was never an option
@@kentangyangbahagia991 probably the ceo lol
long have we awaited the return to skyblock content
and it was worth it
Hello verified person
Sussy
AGREED
ye
yes
I’m a Squid kid saying “Get cozy at number 2 bud” is one of the funniest things I’ve seen. 3:35
I didn't even notice that lmao 🤣
dude i didnt even notice the first time i watched the video 3 years ago i genuinely havent laughed as hard as i did while reading that in a WHILE
even techno's rival knows how hopeless that is.
Squid had some experience with what happened
I love how squidkid said “get cozy at number 2 bud” for Thriryvirus’ twitter post of coming for techno’s spot
Squid knows the pain of competing against a cubic, anarchist hog on a cluster of rocks hovering over the infinite abyss..... in harvesting vegetables.....
@@dont2604 ok I won't
Kid wars lmfao
he is so cute hhhhhh
I love Squidkid lmao
“Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter”
-Sun Tzu
Yes this is true for me too
True
Lmao so tru
Lol
Art of technoblade
The person trying to warn everyone after the people that said he was lying watched the video:
Look how the turntables
How the tables have tabled
I had a stroke but got the sentence in the end
@@lucascaiah It's a meme
The turntables thing that is, it was originally from The Office
@Rayaan Syed RIP english
@@tonydai782 the meme part I understood, but the first paragraph made me quite confused, probably because I'm not a english native xD
This is probably one of my favourite technoblade videos
Agreed
Yes
I agree
that poor kid lol, nobody would believe him until they all watched this video
yoooo what up
What
Hello there
@@iluvslime6124 hello there
I bet that kid was convinced that he went crazy himself lol
Skyblock: *The Return of the King*
Hobbes pog
WOAH, I watched all of ur videos, keep up the good work!
@Kevin Breemans stfu
@Kevin Breemans please just stop
@Kevin Breemans I love you videos your a good UA-camr
Dante: *promises nothing*
Everyone: *votes for him*
Every politician ever: “WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN”
it's because everyone finds dictators and communism and that stuff funny and they voted for him as a joke
I went around in hub lobbys yelling dantes a dictator
@@Lockefr oh really?!?! Ty Captain Obvious !
Hmmm... a "fairly elected official" with 5 letters in his name issuing executive orders, needing to wear MASKS to enter public buildings, events with other people in large groups being cancelled... Skyblock is becoming realistic Minecraft.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 I mean tbf the mask rule is pretty reasonable.
I remember getting home from school everyday and instantly logging onto youtube to see if technoblade has uploaded any new content, and from the very start i loved his skyblock content, and then, after potato war 3, I stopped seeing any sky block content. Then, I saw this video and i was so happy that there was another skyblock video and thought he was coming back to skyblock content. little did i know his would be his last skyblock upload there would ever be. RIP legend, your missed by millions
I bought Minecraft after the dante video, i was grinding so hard hoping to see him and go visit him on his island one day.
After getting cancer he just logged on once and almost a month later he died. I couldn't meet him..
At least his upload schedule is the same.
"I'M CREATING HUNDREDS OF WITHERS-"
Techno- "Been there, done that."
Edit, June 1st; (HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNO!! :D)
Exactly what i thought during this part lmao
Good point
yes
@Kevin Breemans nah man you are so cool, most amazing guy ever
I know right
“Wait Dude I have an idea”
“What”
“What if I do /killdante”
“Nah bro that won’t work”
It was at this moment Bruce knew: He had the power of gods
@@filipeamado5077 lol
I mean if he saw that command worked he should killed technoblade as well
It seems like the goons won't wearing masks
"He was cancelling things faster than twitter".
Honestly his quotes are on another level.
Should of said "Cancelling faster than gen z"
@Kevin Breemans you get my like
Lil
Well, that's funny because they tried cancelling hi-
@@redacted1319 gen z consists of everyone younger than 24 girl
3:35 “get cozy at number two bud” he’s speaking from experience 😂😂😂😂😂
So tru
“NOW IM GONNA SPAWN HUNDREDS OF WITHERS”
Techno that you?
Lol true
I'M LAUGHING WAY TOO MUCH IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING
@@Moonrose5 ok 😐
E girl lol
Smp intensifies
Squid kid joining techno on his quest felt like watching an episode of star wars the clone wars
ok
Admins: “don’t pick Dante ok?”
Everyone: *picks Dante*
Admins: “this one’s on you”
Bro he looks like jotaro from Jojo a little lol
Basically
Lol
"You had one job."
@John ngl that’s funny
2:10
"Vote for me and you'll never have to vote again"
- Dante (probably).
Also the US president actually did say that.
"Things were getting cancelled so fast people thought it was Twitter." Now, that's true evil right there.
I bursted out laughing cause it's so true
Now that's a lot of damage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PewDie-Ton EX Not me i hate techno.
It's even funnier when you realized he was 'cancelled' not too long ago and didn't even mention it.
@@I_barely_know OMG LOOK SO MANY PEOPLE CARE THEY'RE OFF THAT CLIFF YOU SHOULD GO THEM TO THEM
ADMINS: "Don't vote for them."
EVERYONE: "okay"
ADMINS: "I know this sounds like a joke, but seriously, do NOT vote for Dante."
EVERYONE: "okaaayyy"
ADMINS: "Alright, I'm putting up the updat-- oh, come on, 91%???"
Skyblock players are truly the weirdest of them all
Hi!
Aa
skyblock players will do anything for new content, it doesn't matter what it will cost them. At least you could use the auction house under Dante
@Kevin Breemans no
"Things were being canceled so fast they thought it was twitter"
One of the best joke I've ever heard from techno
Too soon Techno
Yes for sure
Lmao wait till those Twittards hear about this 🤣😂
@@dixtir69 FR AHAHAHAH
Yes
3:50 gives the same vibe as "even if you tell god he would not beleive you"
"I will stabilize this rapidly declining system, permanently."
Proceeds to get killed by some player typing "/killdante"
bro
@@sniperoski8645bro
"Go ahead and warn the others. They'll never believe you."
this man,, this man is truly allowing the power to go to his head. good for him.
Lmao loved that part ngl
I mean... was he wrong?
@@virginiaf4117 no. no he was not
@Rayaan Syed oh fr. It showed his whole gamer tag so his friend requests are probably flooded 😂
3:46
Huh. There are some interesting parallels to be drawn here. Life imitates art i guess.
“So many things were getting canceled so quickly people thought it was Twitter”
That’s why I love techno
Toxic wasteland*
Same.
I hate you
@@lenzone y tho
@@creativename773 you ruined nfl football games
If Technoblade ran for president, we'd never run out of potatoes
Bruh
Seriously tho who tf are you
Hello, Just some guy without a mustache, nice to meet you :) seen you everywhere but your technically the plague
@@louisdunphy5265 he's some guy without a mustache... duh
my theory is that you actually have a mustache and you comment everywhere so mcuh so that people recognize you as "the guy without a mustache." this way, everybody thinks you have no mustache.
ThirtyVirus : "I'm going to take you down TECHNOBLADE"
Squid_kid : "first time? Prepare to get cozy at 2nd place."
IKR LOL
Lolllll
LMAO
Wait time stamp plz?
LMAOOOOOOOO
Ngl this is starting to sound familiar to recent events
The baazar and auction house taxes sound quite similar to a certain present's economic plans
The part where the one guy tries to warn everybody of techno's plans to ban half of skyblock is so funny.
everyone actually didnt believe him
I would not believe it, but it still sounds like something techno would say
that poor guy lmfaoo
Crazy how he kept playing all those months ago. This was before he told the world about the battle he had to fight. He fought so hard through these months. R.I.P Tecno, we will miss you and always remember you. You made our childhoods and helped us so much. Thanks again for everything
rip
Techno isn't dead, he shall live on forever in our hearts.
Rip are blood god
Just remember,
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
I used to watch him so much ever since I started highschool in 2017. I've graduated now but the news of his death cut me so damn hard because I'd always watch his videos whenever I felt down or lonely. May he rest in peace for he was one of the greatest youtubers to come onto this platform
"He was cancelling events people thought its twitter"
One of most relatable joke said by techno
Twitter trying to cancel technoblade
Technoblade - behold I-don't-care-inator
Techno blade is unbeatable
Frick Twitter
That is Actually true
A
The election part feels too real now
“Dante cancelled THE SUN”
Sun Tzu: *it’s a lonely life as tzu*
Lol
Lol
Technoblade uncancelled the sun when he overthrew and became
Bruh
This is underrated
"I have 924000 intelligence finally I can understand Rick and Morty"
And this is why we love Technoblade
My favorite line:
“DANTE CANCELLED THE SUN.”
Twitter : challenge accepted
@@notresponding3794 lmaoo
But how he cancel me
As an outside person, im offended.
4:43
That opening clip makes me really sad in November 2024
Technoblade really is the only dude who would make a shine for the blood god in skyblock
Hey
Hey verified channel
dude verified users will get lots of likes no matter what they comment
THE BLAKE?11??1?1?1!1?1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1?1!1!1!1!1?1!1!1!1!1!1!11!
Hey checkmark
I love how squid kid told the other canidates: "Just try for 2nd chief"
@serdy ximi well a government in a video game is way different than irl. They probably did it for the memes then realized they fucked up.
“Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Man november 2024 And it suddenly became real
“Boats”
Shows that techno already had more than one boat.
technoyacht
@@IOMAN it’s a bot
@@Starman062 I think that's obvious
"Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter."
THIS MADE ME WHEEZE SO HARD
@Queen Adrian there were some people but there was much much more supporting techno
sameee
i wheezed so fkin hard
Your comedy level is -200
@Queen Adrian oh it happened but everyone flamed her ass so hard she deleted it
I'm loving the positivity and friendship between Techno and Squid Kid, I mean they were literally "Potato Rivals" ....man this is like an anime plot.
yeah
Squid did get a yt rank and tons of subs because of techno
When the boss joins your team
3:34 “Get cozy at number 2 bud” 😂😂😂
They're called 'frenemies', mate.
2:00 Skyblock predicted the future, technoblade please reincarnate soon, we need you 😭
No shot somebody had the exact same thought, on the exact same 3 year old video, on the exact same day. We truly are linked @imachickengirl
I love how Techno left out the part where he was gonna immediately go back to bed after murdering Dante. He kills a god, saves Skyblock, and becomes the new leader and then he’s just like “aight guys I’m gonna go back to bed.” And then Nono e ever saw him on sky block again.
Honestly, that is a perfect description of techno’s energy
@#Olivier gaming it’s completely in character for him,accept it
He said he was gonna eat not sleep 🙄
Wat I had to reread that 4 times for my tiny brain to understand what you were saying
@@GreenG_07 It’s still funny either way
Wow this dude hasn't uploaded in a month then suddenly he gets number one on trending, I expect nothing less from the blade himself
The eternals trailer just came out and everyone goes OOH PIG IN SKYBLOCK!!!!
Not lying but that's me
he probabaly has the most active subs, all his views are as high as his subcount, i'd say atleast 70% of his subs watches his video, which is ALOT. most youtubers have 20% at max of their sub watching their videos
he's even nr.6 on German trending
@@cynthesizerlol the inactive subs don't subscribe because he doesn't upload so only the loyal ones remain subscribed
Only number one? Wow so bad why not top 0
/killdante is literally the biggest Deus Ex Machina in skyblock history
I think it's the ONLY Deus Ex Machina in Skyblock history
ikr
still not /top level
still not /x-ray
2024 elections summarized 0:47
I wouldn't say that. But I can kind of get where you're coming from.
for real, Dante is literally just DT
@IdleHawk7
Except he's not tho?
@@mayilanthanigai6901 have you read project 2025, he is a dictator stop trying to convince yourself otherwise
@@mayilanthanigai6901he is stop trying to convince yourself otherwise
Everyone: trying to get rid of Dante
91% of the people: *literally voted Dante*
US elections be like
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for UA-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear dor
Dante is quite literally an average right-wing populist.
People change their minds, people thought communism was a good idea & look at that
“Things were getting canceled so fast, people thought it was Twitter!”
OH! THE HORROR!!!
The bird app is terrifying
@Ruben Chapa always has been
@Ruben Chapa you just noticed dat??
Imagine grinding for days to kill Dante and some guy just types /kill
Hahaha the admin hahha
That was the best part lmfao
This comment will blow up
“I am become death, destroyer of worlds”
Now, he is destroying other worlds, unseen by man.
*Technoblade:* And Skyblock returned to an era of peace.
*TimeDeo:* _Leaves_
Well, _his_ return was short-lived.
@Ramiro Gomez I'm just joking because he hasn't uploaded in a while, he hasn't actually left :)
"I have 924,000 intelligence, finally I can understand Rick and Morty"
-Technoblade 2021
TechnoBlade "starts to kill Dante"
that random guy with /killdante "fine, ill do it myself"
I'm just getting back watching old videos, it's been almost 2 years. Don't really know what to say, but it's soon spring break, so I'll have time to watch even more
Same for me. I've never known technoblade personally, yet i always enjoyed his videos. It's so sad that he's no longer with us :c
Funny detail I noticed, at 10:28 you can see that Techno dealed 2,147,483,647 damage to Dante which was actually the 32-bit integer limit... meaning he couldn't have dealt any higher damage
There’s a reason they voted him as the leader of the resistance.
I just noticed that too! You can see below, it says "Your damage: 5,336,830,884.2" so he was doing more damage, it was just the display that messed up at the end when converting to an int.
so how much damage would he do if he was in dungeons had 4 people around him with legion 5 super maxed necron armor max catacombs max berserker class max combat and foraging had a plasma flux weird tuba edible mace had a golden dragon and every skyblock player gave techno their coins and he put it in the bank with a super maxed dark claymore with one for all had all the master stars on his gear had every accessory with every blessing and hit something? @@infurgent2708
Minecraft has the same limit as RuneScape 😳
@@jayniks6191 this is a very common limit, since it's the maximum number you can store with 32 bits if you also have negative numbers and a 0 (thus, 2³¹-1 = 2,147,483,647) and integera are pretty much universally stored in 32bit form.
Imagine being the guy that got partied by Technoblade watching this, "I TOLD YOU GUYS"
He’s probably in the comments somewhere but no one believes that’s him writing the comment lmao
@@revan950 can't get a dub
Man legit met god and nobody beleved him
Or one of the people who were making fun of the guy that got partied realizing he was telling the truth
@@igetitnowlol4533 what
HE CALLED IT. WE SHOULD'VE LISTENED.
Kinda sad he cut the part where Dante said, and I quote: "I'm built different"
Sad
Sad
S
A
D
Sad
Sad
Homie typed /killdante as a joke and casually finished the event. We love that lmao
It’s my luck to see that in the comment thing under the description before I even start the video
@UCQt9QPpS6iHlxiBQkX5LxQw bro wtf dont say that
@@Skripmt wut did it say it was deleted
@@vexorion6577 they said "map pride" in all caps😐
"We're creating thousands of whithers!!!!"
Techno: "So that's what that feels like."
Yeah, any weapon are great if it didn't aim at yourself
Lowkey this is where America after the 2024 election.
Well I would've voted for Technoblade over Trump or Harris ANY day.
"If you can't overthrow the government, bring it to it's knees."
Funi
Those are some wise words
you basically just described the entire French revolution.
@Caden Bolt wdym
@Caden Bolt Ok
"If that doesn't work, I'll phone his parents... left over data from the potato war, no need to question it."
LMAO
*“Things were being cancelled so fast people thought it was Twitter.”*
AHAHA I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS
"You were supposed to destroy the government, not join them!!" -Philza
Technoblade definitely has experience with Twitter
*cough* wizarddictator *cough*
lol
A quality quote if I do say so myself
_Annnnnnnd this is why I love Technoblade_
8:54 technoblade says “I am become death, destroyer of worlds” coincidence?
bro thats a really old and popular quote
@@maldune4279 ok, cool. That’s what I thought
its from the bhagwad gita which became famous among u americans after oppenheimar said it in an iterview@@maldune4279
Techno blade “sorry for lack of content” everyone that has been a fan for more then 6 months “we used to it”
6 months?
I know right
Yeah and under those 6 months he has only uplodede 10 vids
So sad but true...
The first candidate: Dante
The second: Dante
The third, fourth and fifth: Dante
IT WAS ALL DANTE
Russians: First time ?
Lmao
I'm russian and it's accurate
I mean... true...
Well, it's not 100%, we have at least an illusion of choice. There are different names, it just doesn't affect anything at the end of the day.
North kore:also first time?
"Dante cancelled events so fast they thought it was Twitter"
LMAO
Yep.
underated
Accurate
that aged well
stolen comment
We were laughing when we should have been listening
"We're creating thousands of withers"
Techno: I've seen this before. I've done this before
*meanwhile in L’Manburg*
Technoblade has a very good sense of adult humor. Perhaps he might be the best in all of minecraft players
@@hackerhacker3667 jschlatt
been there, done that
Other UA-camrs: * don’t upload for a week *
Their viewers: Did they die?!
Techno: * comments one word on a video after being gone for a month *
Techno Fans: A blessing from the Lord
true-
Well, not this time😢
RIP techno
Techno hasn't been on the SMP cause he has canonically been overthrowing another government
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Artists go wild!
Techno predicting The election this year is crazy
*That poor kid just wanted to warn everybody that Techno's gonna pull a Thanos bruh*
3:50
@@donuts564 thanks
@@osdude1395 reject MAP rights
@@osdude1395 nope
lol techno is so popular that he ignores people with the UA-cam rank😂 hellcastle looked like a clown at the end
"Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history"
Technoblade and Squidkid: Are you sure about that?
the potato war was captain america civil war, and now we got infinity war/endgame
Totally not an old meme
no no its the meme
"are you two friends?"
techno: no
squid:yes
Hi
"Things Were Getting Cancelled So Fast That You Would Think This was Twitter"
LMAO
Original Joke.
3:36 squid kid knows, he knows there is no beating techno
WHEN WE NEEDED HIM MOST, HE ARRIVED
Soo GOD DAMN TRUE
OMG I GOT SO EXCITED WHEN I SAW HIS VIDEOBDJWBDHE
Our Savior TECHNOBLADE !!!!
*atla stans intensifies*
He Is PVP god
On one server I am TechnoBlade And Dream in one :D
The /killdante was the sequel to /top we all needed
I still can't believe he's actually gone. I don't want to believe that he was taken from us because he didn't deserve it. It's so unfair.
Agreed big time I sometimes cry
“Dante has cancelled the sun” is the most Technoblade thing ever
I died at that part lmao so funny 😭
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@Kevin Breemans i love you
Honestly it really is!
I like all the callbacks to the potato war and how the results of that helped in this fight, and then Dante dies and Techno lands in a potato garden. Poetic cinema.
Yah
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Can you imagine somebody was just like "LOL im just gonna type /kill dante, AND IT WORKED"
This is so true!
This man predicted the election
techno: "this guy is so transparently evil, Barry wont be last place"
Dante: Gets 91% of votes
tsriF
@@omericco9034 you will not
Nobody:
The random guy typing /killdante: Oh yeah this is big brain time
What an absolute chad.
Madlad
MAD LAD
@@ak_5406 r/madlads
Me who’s name is Dante: guess I’ll just die
“Dante cancelled the sun”
Dante just copied the twitter and pasted it and renamed it dante
😂
twitter would be proud
Twitter: I’m four parallel universes ahead of you