sorry for lack of content; my cough got a lot worse in early May so I couldn't really commentate (and im too lazy to edit) anyways subscribe nerds i want a boat
Imagine being dante, one of the most powerful beings of all time, and dying to some guy with lapis armor who thought it would be funny to type /killdante
"When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity you call an electrician, AND WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO OVERTHROW A BRUTAL TYRANT YOU CALL AND ANARCHIST" line still hits hard
It’s kinda poetic that the reason Technoblade came back to Skyblock was to end a corrupt government right after he finished ending a corrupt government lol
Squid knows the pain of competing against a cubic, anarchist hog on a cluster of rocks hovering over the infinite abyss..... in harvesting vegetables.....
Hmmm... a "fairly elected official" with 5 letters in his name issuing executive orders, needing to wear MASKS to enter public buildings, events with other people in large groups being cancelled... Skyblock is becoming realistic Minecraft.
I remember getting home from school everyday and instantly logging onto youtube to see if technoblade has uploaded any new content, and from the very start i loved his skyblock content, and then, after potato war 3, I stopped seeing any sky block content. Then, I saw this video and i was so happy that there was another skyblock video and thought he was coming back to skyblock content. little did i know his would be his last skyblock upload there would ever be. RIP legend, your missed by millions
I bought Minecraft after the dante video, i was grinding so hard hoping to see him and go visit him on his island one day. After getting cancer he just logged on once and almost a month later he died. I couldn't meet him..
- I mean, this guy's so transparently evil, there's no way anyone would ever... - Aaand he's got 91.1% of the votes * skyblock becomes a dictatorship * - Skyblock players are still at hope, that a new election would happen and they'd be free * Candidates for new election: Dante, Dante, Dante and Dante * Live in Russia. Can confirm, this is how shit happens in real life
ADMINS: "Don't vote for them." EVERYONE: "okay" ADMINS: "I know this sounds like a joke, but seriously, do NOT vote for Dante." EVERYONE: "okaaayyy" ADMINS: "Alright, I'm putting up the updat-- oh, come on, 91%???"
I love how Techno left out the part where he was gonna immediately go back to bed after murdering Dante. He kills a god, saves Skyblock, and becomes the new leader and then he’s just like “aight guys I’m gonna go back to bed.” And then Nono e ever saw him on sky block again.
9:36 I like how Techno says "Henh?" whenever he's confused, anxious, or both. The fact that that sound amplifies when the emotion intensifies makes it funnier. LMAO
I'm just getting back watching old videos, it's been almost 2 years. Don't really know what to say, but it's soon spring break, so I'll have time to watch even more
my theory is that you actually have a mustache and you comment everywhere so mcuh so that people recognize you as "the guy without a mustache." this way, everybody thinks you have no mustache.
Funny detail I noticed, at 10:28 you can see that Techno dealed 2,147,483,647 damage to Dante which was actually the 32-bit integer limit... meaning he couldn't have dealt any higher damage
I just noticed that too! You can see below, it says "Your damage: 5,336,830,884.2" so he was doing more damage, it was just the display that messed up at the end when converting to an int.
so how much damage would he do if he was in dungeons had 4 people around him with legion 5 super maxed necron armor max catacombs max berserker class max combat and foraging had a plasma flux weird tuba edible mace had a golden dragon and every skyblock player gave techno their coins and he put it in the bank with a super maxed dark claymore with one for all had all the master stars on his gear had every accessory with every blessing and hit something? @@infurgent2708
@@jayniks6191 this is a very common limit, since it's the maximum number you can store with 32 bits if you also have negative numbers and a 0 (thus, 2³¹-1 = 2,147,483,647) and integera are pretty much universally stored in 32bit form.
Crazy how he kept playing all those months ago. This was before he told the world about the battle he had to fight. He fought so hard through these months. R.I.P Tecno, we will miss you and always remember you. You made our childhoods and helped us so much. Thanks again for everything
I used to watch him so much ever since I started highschool in 2017. I've graduated now but the news of his death cut me so damn hard because I'd always watch his videos whenever I felt down or lonely. May he rest in peace for he was one of the greatest youtubers to come onto this platform
@@Menno_3 the command was found by pure luck minutes before the dante boss fight and was shared in a few skyblock discords so, its not purely coincidental
When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity, you call an electrician. And when you need someone to overthrow a brutal tyrant, YOU CALL AN ANARCHIST
he probabaly has the most active subs, all his views are as high as his subcount, i'd say atleast 70% of his subs watches his video, which is ALOT. most youtubers have 20% at max of their sub watching their videos
Ah, yes. Dante. I joined skyblock shortly after the start of his reign, never found the dark auction or the resistance, and was unfortunately at school during the uprising. I missed everything fun.
Other UA-camrs: * don’t upload for a week * Their viewers: Did they die?! Techno: * comments one word on a video after being gone for a month * Techno Fans: A blessing from the Lord
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for UA-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear dor
sorry for lack of content; my cough got a lot worse in early May so I couldn't really commentate (and im too lazy to edit)
anyways subscribe nerds i want a boat
Ignore the spammers above me
Oh nobody is up there lol
Edit : Rest In Peace, we all miss you
Search up scientific name for pig
Get well soon king
get well soon
when the world needed him the most, he returned :,)
All good bro, it’s not like we were starving for content or anything :V
hope you’re resting peacefully now, we love you techno ❤️
Admins: “Don’t pick Dante ok?”
Everyone: **picks Dante**
Admins: “This ones on you.”
@@wildlifewonderszs nobody asked -_-
Admins: Don't pick Dante.
Everyone: **picks dante**
Dante: **is bad**
Everyone: D:
@@wildlifewonderszs I asked him
*Dante Best*
@@wildlifewonderszs we do not care. Stop pleading for subs.
Imagine being dante, one of the most powerful beings of all time, and dying to some guy with lapis armor who thought it would be funny to type /killdante
You know...
It really do be like that sometimes...
:(
Is that real though? It can’t be
Yea Actually, Thats How Hes Defeated
Lmao it was the guy that came 2nd in damage
Necron: "I'm creating HUNDREDS OF WITHERS"
Techno: Seems familiar.
A fnf player that plays minecraft??????????
@Kevin Breemans hate you deserve
@Kevin Breemans you seem cool
@Kevin Breemans shut up ❤️
@Kevin Breemans give me a valid reason to hate you.
"When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity you call an electrician, AND WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO OVERTHROW A BRUTAL TYRANT YOU CALL AND ANARCHIST"
line still hits hard
I host dnd and there is a rebellion in the campain. Im %100 going to use this sentence.
- Sun Tzu, Art of War
Don't call an anarchist, call a pig.
“Wait Dude I have an idea”
“What”
“What if I do /killdante”
“Nah bro that won’t work”
It was at this moment Bruce knew: He had the power of gods
@@filipeamado5077 lol
I mean if he saw that command worked he should killed technoblade as well
It seems like the goons won't wearing masks
"Dante had canceled the sun."
Sun Tzu: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*
how dare he cancel the sun
Maybe Dante is from Twitter
LMAO
Peace was never an option
@@kentangyangbahagia991 probably the ceo lol
I’m a Squid kid saying “Get cozy at number 2 bud” is one of the funniest things I’ve seen. 3:35
I didn't even notice that lmao 🤣
dude i didnt even notice the first time i watched the video 3 years ago i genuinely havent laughed as hard as i did while reading that in a WHILE
even techno's rival knows how hopeless that is.
Squid had some experience with what happened
2012 skyblock: small floating island with 1 tree, some items, and a simple and peaceful objective
2021 skyblock:
Yes
Lol
whats up checkmark
:) good times. but now even better times :D or not who knows
@@thickboi9652 hak gos brr
“Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter”
-Sun Tzu
Yes this is true for me too
True
Lmao so tru
Lol
Art of technoblade
It’s kinda poetic that the reason Technoblade came back to Skyblock was to end a corrupt government right after he finished ending a corrupt government lol
Hi verified person
Eee
His job never stops
He ends government in a private rp server, then he ends government in a public server, One day he will end government in real life
Its a double wammy
3:35 “get cozy at number two bud” he’s speaking from experience 😂😂😂😂😂
So tru
There is no overthrowing Technoblade
I love how squidkid said “get cozy at number 2 bud” for Thriryvirus’ twitter post of coming for techno’s spot
Squid knows the pain of competing against a cubic, anarchist hog on a cluster of rocks hovering over the infinite abyss..... in harvesting vegetables.....
@@dont2604 ok I won't
Kid wars lmfao
he is so cute hhhhhh
I love Squidkid lmao
"I will stabilize this rapidly declining system, permanently."
Proceeds to get killed by some player typing "/killdante"
bro
@@sniperoski8645bro
that poor kid lol, nobody would believe him until they all watched this video
yoooo what up
What
Hello there
@@iluvslime6124 hello there
I bet that kid was convinced that he went crazy himself lol
8:53 So technoblade was the real Oppenheimer after all
underrated
Pretty much
Maybe the real Oppenheimer is the friends we made along the way.
the real krishna, since hes the one who said that quote
I'm willing to bet he read "Bomb: The Race to Build--and Steal--the World's Most Dangerous Weapon"
the real way to learn about the Oppenheimer story
"I'M CREATING HUNDREDS OF WITHERS-"
Techno- "Been there, done that."
Edit, June 1st; (HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNO!! :D)
Exactly what i thought during this part lmao
Good point
yes
@Kevin Breemans nah man you are so cool, most amazing guy ever
I know right
Dante: *promises nothing*
Everyone: *votes for him*
Every politician ever: “WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN”
it's because everyone finds dictators and communism and that stuff funny and they voted for him as a joke
I went around in hub lobbys yelling dantes a dictator
@@Lockefr oh really?!?! Ty Captain Obvious !
Hmmm... a "fairly elected official" with 5 letters in his name issuing executive orders, needing to wear MASKS to enter public buildings, events with other people in large groups being cancelled... Skyblock is becoming realistic Minecraft.
@@dogsdreamtoo8427 I mean tbf the mask rule is pretty reasonable.
O ye I remember that day, when Techno was streaming hypixel was running like a power point presentation.
first
also hi yusei ily
what's up Checkmark
Jesus
You have a point
This is probably one of my favourite technoblade videos
Agreed
Yes
I agree
same i'm always sad he's gone
Damn I miss him
ThirtyVirus : "I'm going to take you down TECHNOBLADE"
Squid_kid : "first time? Prepare to get cozy at 2nd place."
IKR LOL
Lolllll
LMAO
Wait time stamp plz?
LMAOOOOOOOO
The person trying to warn everyone after the people that said he was lying watched the video:
Look how the turntables
How the tables have tabled
I had a stroke but got the sentence in the end
@@lucascaiah It's a meme
The turntables thing that is, it was originally from The Office
@Rayaan Syed RIP english
@@tonydai782 the meme part I understood, but the first paragraph made me quite confused, probably because I'm not a english native xD
"If that doesn't work, I'll phone his parents... left over data from the potato war, no need to question it."
LMAO
I remember getting home from school everyday and instantly logging onto youtube to see if technoblade has uploaded any new content, and from the very start i loved his skyblock content, and then, after potato war 3, I stopped seeing any sky block content. Then, I saw this video and i was so happy that there was another skyblock video and thought he was coming back to skyblock content. little did i know his would be his last skyblock upload there would ever be. RIP legend, your missed by millions
I bought Minecraft after the dante video, i was grinding so hard hoping to see him and go visit him on his island one day.
After getting cancer he just logged on once and almost a month later he died. I couldn't meet him..
At least his upload schedule is the same.
- I mean, this guy's so transparently evil, there's no way anyone would ever...
- Aaand he's got 91.1% of the votes
* skyblock becomes a dictatorship *
- Skyblock players are still at hope, that a new election would happen and they'd be free
* Candidates for new election: Dante, Dante, Dante and Dante *
Live in Russia. Can confirm, this is how shit happens in real life
ТАКОГО КАК ДАНТЕ, ПОЛНОГО СИЛ
ТАКОГО КАК ДАНТЕ, ЧТОБЫ НЕ ПИЛ
ТАКОГО КАК ДАНТЕ, ЧТОБ НЕ ОБИЖАЛ
ТАКОГО КАК ДАНТЕ, ЧТОБ НЕ УБЕЖАЛ
@@1v966, кто, если не Данте?
Пиздец понимаю
@@NoName-cl3dl Путин
Be cautious that you dont get canceld
"He was cancelling things faster than twitter".
Honestly his quotes are on another level.
Should of said "Cancelling faster than gen z"
@Kevin Breemans you get my like
Lil
Well, that's funny because they tried cancelling hi-
@@redacted1319 gen z consists of everyone younger than 24 girl
"Things were getting cancelled so fast people thought it was Twitter." Now, that's true evil right there.
I bursted out laughing cause it's so true
Now that's a lot of damage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PewDie-Ton EX Not me i hate techno.
It's even funnier when you realized he was 'cancelled' not too long ago and didn't even mention it.
@@I_barely_know OMG LOOK SO MANY PEOPLE CARE THEY'RE OFF THAT CLIFF YOU SHOULD GO THEM TO THEM
2:10
"Vote for me and you'll never have to vote again"
- Dante (probably).
Also the US president actually did say that.
“NOW IM GONNA SPAWN HUNDREDS OF WITHERS”
Techno that you?
Lol true
I'M LAUGHING WAY TOO MUCH IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING
@@Moonrose5 ok 😐
E girl lol
Smp intensifies
Admins: “don’t pick Dante ok?”
Everyone: *picks Dante*
Admins: “this one’s on you”
Bro he looks like jotaro from Jojo a little lol
Basically
Lol
"You had one job."
@John ngl that’s funny
3:50 gives the same vibe as "even if you tell god he would not beleive you"
"Things were being canceled so fast they thought it was twitter"
One of the best joke I've ever heard from techno
Too soon Techno
Yes for sure
Lmao wait till those Twittards hear about this 🤣😂
@@dixtir69 FR AHAHAHAH
Yes
*“Things were being cancelled so fast people thought it was Twitter.”*
AHAHA I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS
"You were supposed to destroy the government, not join them!!" -Philza
Technoblade definitely has experience with Twitter
*cough* wizarddictator *cough*
lol
A quality quote if I do say so myself
_Annnnnnnd this is why I love Technoblade_
“Dante cancelled THE SUN”
Sun Tzu: *it’s a lonely life as tzu*
Lol
Lol
Technoblade uncancelled the sun when he overthrew and became
Bruh
This is underrated
2:00 Skyblock predicted the future, technoblade please reincarnate soon, we need you 😭
No shot somebody had the exact same thought, on the exact same 3 year old video, on the exact same day. We truly are linked @imachickengirl
Yeah
long have we awaited the return to skyblock content
and it was worth it
Hello verified person
Sussy
AGREED
ye
yes
ADMINS: "Don't vote for them."
EVERYONE: "okay"
ADMINS: "I know this sounds like a joke, but seriously, do NOT vote for Dante."
EVERYONE: "okaaayyy"
ADMINS: "Alright, I'm putting up the updat-- oh, come on, 91%???"
Skyblock players are truly the weirdest of them all
Hi!
Aa
skyblock players will do anything for new content, it doesn't matter what it will cost them. At least you could use the auction house under Dante
@Kevin Breemans no
"Things Were Getting Cancelled So Fast That You Would Think This was Twitter"
LMAO
Original Joke.
“I am become death, destroyer of worlds”
Now, he is destroying other worlds, unseen by man.
"Go ahead and warn the others. They'll never believe you."
this man,, this man is truly allowing the power to go to his head. good for him.
Lmao loved that part ngl
I mean... was he wrong?
@@virginiaf4117 no. no he was not
@Rayaan Syed oh fr. It showed his whole gamer tag so his friend requests are probably flooded 😂
3:46
I love how Techno left out the part where he was gonna immediately go back to bed after murdering Dante. He kills a god, saves Skyblock, and becomes the new leader and then he’s just like “aight guys I’m gonna go back to bed.” And then Nono e ever saw him on sky block again.
Honestly, that is a perfect description of techno’s energy
@#Olivier gaming it’s completely in character for him,accept it
He said he was gonna eat not sleep 🙄
Wat I had to reread that 4 times for my tiny brain to understand what you were saying
@@GreenG_07 It’s still funny either way
"Things were getting canceled so fast, people thought it was Twitter!"
I died
Same
How did you type this then?
@@n3dac funny😐😐😐😐😐
YOU DIED? MY GOLDFISH DIED, THIS IS FISHIST, CANCELLED.
@@n3dac r/woosh
8:54 technoblade says “I am become death, destroyer of worlds” coincidence?
bro thats a really old and popular quote
@@maldune4279 ok, cool. That’s what I thought
its from the bhagwad gita which became famous among u americans after oppenheimar said it in an iterview@@maldune4279
"I have 924000 intelligence finally I can understand Rick and Morty"
And this is why we love Technoblade
Skyblock: *The Return of the King*
Hobbes pog
WOAH, I watched all of ur videos, keep up the good work!
@Kevin Breemans stfu
@Kevin Breemans please just stop
@Kevin Breemans I love you videos your a good UA-camr
*“things were getting cancelled so fast people thought it was twitter”*
HE’S BOLD FOR THAT ONE LMFAO
They've already cancelled him, what more can they do.
@@GGhost_ not like it means anything
What did he do
@@OhItsFraz I think something happened concerning racial slurs or sumthing like that. I saw an article about it once.
@@OhItsFraz He get canceled because of a stupid joke that he said 4 years ago which is Is Hitler lesbian? Which people found offansive LOL.
9:36 I like how Techno says "Henh?" whenever he's confused, anxious, or both.
The fact that that sound amplifies when the emotion intensifies makes it funnier. LMAO
"Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter."
THIS MADE ME WHEEZE SO HARD
@Queen Adrian there were some people but there was much much more supporting techno
sameee
i wheezed so fkin hard
Your comedy level is -200
@Queen Adrian oh it happened but everyone flamed her ass so hard she deleted it
"I have 924,000 intelligence, finally I can understand Rick and Morty"
-Technoblade 2021
“So many things were getting canceled so quickly people thought it was Twitter”
That’s why I love techno
Toxic wasteland*
Same.
I hate you
@@lenzone y tho
@@creativename773 you ruined nfl football games
I'm just getting back watching old videos, it's been almost 2 years. Don't really know what to say, but it's soon spring break, so I'll have time to watch even more
Same for me. I've never known technoblade personally, yet i always enjoyed his videos. It's so sad that he's no longer with us :c
The part where the one guy tries to warn everybody of techno's plans to ban half of skyblock is so funny.
everyone actually didnt believe him
I would not believe it, but it still sounds like something techno would say
that poor guy lmfaoo
Techno blade “sorry for lack of content” everyone that has been a fan for more then 6 months “we used to it”
6 months?
I know right
Yeah and under those 6 months he has only uplodede 10 vids
So sad but true...
I'm loving the positivity and friendship between Techno and Squid Kid, I mean they were literally "Potato Rivals" ....man this is like an anime plot.
yeah
Squid did get a yt rank and tons of subs because of techno
When the boss joins your team
3:34 “Get cozy at number 2 bud” 😂😂😂
They're called 'frenemies', mate.
" i am become death destroyer of worlds." 8:45
If Technoblade ran for president, we'd never run out of potatoes
Bruh
Seriously tho who tf are you
Hello, Just some guy without a mustache, nice to meet you :) seen you everywhere but your technically the plague
@@louisdunphy5265 he's some guy without a mustache... duh
my theory is that you actually have a mustache and you comment everywhere so mcuh so that people recognize you as "the guy without a mustache." this way, everybody thinks you have no mustache.
Funny detail I noticed, at 10:28 you can see that Techno dealed 2,147,483,647 damage to Dante which was actually the 32-bit integer limit... meaning he couldn't have dealt any higher damage
There’s a reason they voted him as the leader of the resistance.
I just noticed that too! You can see below, it says "Your damage: 5,336,830,884.2" so he was doing more damage, it was just the display that messed up at the end when converting to an int.
so how much damage would he do if he was in dungeons had 4 people around him with legion 5 super maxed necron armor max catacombs max berserker class max combat and foraging had a plasma flux weird tuba edible mace had a golden dragon and every skyblock player gave techno their coins and he put it in the bank with a super maxed dark claymore with one for all had all the master stars on his gear had every accessory with every blessing and hit something? @@infurgent2708
Minecraft has the same limit as RuneScape 😳
@@jayniks6191 this is a very common limit, since it's the maximum number you can store with 32 bits if you also have negative numbers and a 0 (thus, 2³¹-1 = 2,147,483,647) and integera are pretty much universally stored in 32bit form.
“If that doesn’t work I’ll call his parents”
“What?”
“Don’t worry about it. Leftover data from the potato war.”
HOL UP
Doin ya mom
Hol'up
Always good to have a backup plan.
@@theepicebin5509 OH MY GOD
3:36 squid kid knows, he knows there is no beating techno
"He was cancelling events people thought its twitter"
One of most relatable joke said by techno
Twitter trying to cancel technoblade
Technoblade - behold I-don't-care-inator
Techno blade is unbeatable
Frick Twitter
That is Actually true
A
"We're creating thousands of withers"
Techno: I've seen this before. I've done this before
*meanwhile in L’Manburg*
Technoblade has a very good sense of adult humor. Perhaps he might be the best in all of minecraft players
@@hackerhacker3667 jschlatt
been there, done that
"Dante has cancelled the SUN"
: How fawking DARE YOU!
-Sun Tzu
It's now just "Tzu"
LOL
Sir the joy you bring me-
underrated lmaoooo
my name is sun-
I still can't believe he's actually gone. I don't want to believe that he was taken from us because he didn't deserve it. It's so unfair.
Agreed big time I sometimes cry
Crazy how he kept playing all those months ago. This was before he told the world about the battle he had to fight. He fought so hard through these months. R.I.P Tecno, we will miss you and always remember you. You made our childhoods and helped us so much. Thanks again for everything
rip
Techno isn't dead, he shall live on forever in our hearts.
Rip are blood god
Just remember,
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
I used to watch him so much ever since I started highschool in 2017. I've graduated now but the news of his death cut me so damn hard because I'd always watch his videos whenever I felt down or lonely. May he rest in peace for he was one of the greatest youtubers to come onto this platform
"I have 924,000 intelligence, finally i can understand Rick & Morty"
LMAO
"Their goals are finally in reach of my understanding!"
"Never vote for Barry, no matter how bad the other candidate is"
-Dante, the Art of Dictatorship
I want to read that book
HE CALLED IT. WE SHOULD'VE LISTENED.
My favorite line:
“DANTE CANCELLED THE SUN.”
Twitter : challenge accepted
@@notresponding3794 lmaoo
But how he cancel me
As an outside person, im offended.
4:43
I love that the last hit was just some kid trolling like "oh you know what will work great? /kill dante" then it actually worked lmao
I actually think a lot of people knew about it and were sharing it around.
Hey nice pic dude
@@deadaccount7303 if that were the case, the battle would've been over quite quickly.
@@Menno_3 the command was found by pure luck minutes before the dante boss fight and was shared in a few skyblock discords so, its not purely coincidental
“Things were getting canceled so fast, people thought it was Twitter!”
OH! THE HORROR!!!
The bird app is terrifying
@Ruben Chapa always has been
@Ruben Chapa you just noticed dat??
When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity, you call an electrician. And when you need someone to overthrow a brutal tyrant, YOU CALL AN ANARCHIST
Homie typed /killdante as a joke and casually finished the event. We love that lmao
It’s my luck to see that in the comment thing under the description before I even start the video
@UCQt9QPpS6iHlxiBQkX5LxQw bro wtf dont say that
@@Skripmt wut did it say it was deleted
@@vexorion6577 they said "map pride" in all caps😐
“Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter.”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
The first candidate: Dante
The second: Dante
The third, fourth and fifth: Dante
IT WAS ALL DANTE
Russians: First time ?
Lmao
I'm russian and it's accurate
I mean... true...
Well, it's not 100%, we have at least an illusion of choice. There are different names, it just doesn't affect anything at the end of the day.
North kore:also first time?
8:53 Technoblade did it before Oppenheimer...
I WAS GONNA SAY, HOW DID HE KNOW THAT BEFORE THE MOVIE!?!?
He is Christopher Nolan@@jimmybopped1154
@@jimmybopped1154It's a real quote, from outside the movie :D
/killdante is literally the biggest Deus Ex Machina in skyblock history
I think it's the ONLY Deus Ex Machina in Skyblock history
ikr
still not /top level
still not /x-ray
Wow this dude hasn't uploaded in a month then suddenly he gets number one on trending, I expect nothing less from the blade himself
The eternals trailer just came out and everyone goes OOH PIG IN SKYBLOCK!!!!
Not lying but that's me
he probabaly has the most active subs, all his views are as high as his subcount, i'd say atleast 70% of his subs watches his video, which is ALOT. most youtubers have 20% at max of their sub watching their videos
he's even nr.6 on German trending
@@cynthesizerlol the inactive subs don't subscribe because he doesn't upload so only the loyal ones remain subscribed
Only number one? Wow so bad why not top 0
“And skyblock returned to an era of peace” he says while looking at something called the blood god shrine
"Dante cancelled events so fast they thought it was Twitter"
LMAO
Yep.
underated
Accurate
that aged well
stolen comment
"We're creating thousands of whithers!!!!"
Techno: "So that's what that feels like."
Yeah, any weapon are great if it didn't aim at yourself
Squid kid joining techno on his quest felt like watching an episode of star wars the clone wars
ok
Ah, yes. Dante. I joined skyblock shortly after the start of his reign, never found the dark auction or the resistance, and was unfortunately at school during the uprising. I missed everything fun.
I skipped a history test to do the uprising lmao, it was online so I could just do it later
@@everettbrown3417 Nice
@@everettbrown3417doing the same thing rn but I’m just lazy
"Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history"
Technoblade and Squidkid: Are you sure about that?
the potato war was captain america civil war, and now we got infinity war/endgame
Totally not an old meme
no no its the meme
"are you two friends?"
techno: no
squid:yes
Hi
Other UA-camrs: * don’t upload for a week *
Their viewers: Did they die?!
Techno: * comments one word on a video after being gone for a month *
Techno Fans: A blessing from the Lord
true-
Well, not this time😢
RIP techno
That one kid: Why- why would you tell me this?!
Techno: *_because no one would ever believe you._*
IS THAT A BROOKLYN 99 REFERENCE
@@lola-wx9cg eyyyyy let’s go. I’m really looking forward to season 8
@@shankhao2005 same, hopefully its longer than 13 eps this time
@@lola-wx9cg yeah season 7 was way too short. I’m guessing due to COVID-19
@@shankhao2005 yeah, probably
6:02 "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
miss ya, Technoblade.
"If you can't overthrow the government, bring it to it's knees."
Funi
Those are some wise words
you basically just described the entire French revolution.
@Caden Bolt wdym
@Caden Bolt Ok
“The age of men is over, we are creating hundreds of withers!”
Technoblade: *rookie numbers*
"I like those odds."
- Probably Technoblade as well
Technoblade:ONLY 100 NOT EVEN 10000 ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL A ORPHAN
pls roka
@@keygandesjarlais1247 no roka
Techno and squid kid are literally modern versions of goku and vegeta and that stay comfortable at 2nd place showed it
"it's noon right now"
**shows night time**
"Dante CANCELLED THE SUN!"
xD
Lol
LMAO
Dude this was 20 mins ago
LMAO
AHHH
"Dante cancelled the SUUUN!" got me dying on the floor🤣🤣
Can we just appreciate that SquidKid replied to thirtyvirus's tweet with "get comfortable in 2nd place" LMFAO
TechnoBlade "starts to kill Dante"
that random guy with /killdante "fine, ill do it myself"
9:10 dont teach this man how to bone swap, he'll tear skyblock apart with 1 swap.
Techno can't really do anything anymore. Rip to the goat
@@chrissant6277 he is literally fighting gods what do you mean he will eventually become one
@@chrissant6277[God+++]Tecnoblade
Everyone: trying to get rid of Dante
91% of the people: *literally voted Dante*
US elections be like
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for UA-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear dor
Dante is quite literally an average right-wing populist.
People change their minds, people thought communism was a good idea & look at that
"We're creating thousands of withers."
Techno: *That's odd...*
Techno: "Hey they stole my Idea, PLAGIARISM!!!!"
Techno: The good old days
thats odd.... they just disappeared
(technoblade and the wither massacre)
*Technoblade:* And Skyblock returned to an era of peace.
*TimeDeo:* _Leaves_
Well, _his_ return was short-lived.
@Ramiro Gomez I'm just joking because he hasn't uploaded in a while, he hasn't actually left :)
"I have 924K intelligence, now I can finally understand Rick and Morty"
Everyone: Trying their hardest to kill Dante and his goons
That one guy: /killdante
lol
yes lol
Ikr
I wondered why he died at 39%
It woulda have crashed the game so hard
"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT NOT JOIN THEM!"
Yep
"BRING BALANCE TO THE WORLD NOT LEAVE IT IN GOVERNMENT AUTHORITY"
Techno and squid kid are literally modern versions of goku and vegeta and that stay comfortable at 2nd place showed it
L'manburg wants their apology
@@distortion1553 from the crater?
“Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter” -Sun Tzu, “The Art Of War”
Fr
Stolen
@@sonofgilleyable8003 nah
@@sonofgilleyable8003 if it was stolen then i didn’t see the original comment
ye