I Became the Mayor of Skyblock

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @Technoblade
    @Technoblade  3 роки тому +165757

    sorry for lack of content; my cough got a lot worse in early May so I couldn't really commentate (and im too lazy to edit)
    anyways subscribe nerds i want a boat

    • @water_is_wet
      @water_is_wet 3 роки тому +9757

      Ignore the spammers above me
      Oh nobody is up there lol
      Edit : Rest In Peace, we all miss you

    • @nx3608
      @nx3608 3 роки тому +6120

      Search up scientific name for pig
      Get well soon king

    • @bardlons
      @bardlons 3 роки тому +3870

      get well soon

    • @Graysock
      @Graysock 3 роки тому +3662

      when the world needed him the most, he returned :,)

    • @D4N4Y4
      @D4N4Y4 3 роки тому +2800

      All good bro, it’s not like we were starving for content or anything :V
      hope you’re resting peacefully now, we love you techno ❤️

  • @imawesomeisaac
    @imawesomeisaac 3 роки тому +5444

    Admins: “Don’t pick Dante ok?”
    Everyone: **picks Dante**
    Admins: “This ones on you.”

    • @rly907
      @rly907 3 роки тому +13

      @@wildlifewonderszs nobody asked -_-

    • @soullesstomato1669
      @soullesstomato1669 3 роки тому +93

      Admins: Don't pick Dante.
      Everyone: **picks dante**
      Dante: **is bad**
      Everyone: D:

    • @christopherallenjr7241
      @christopherallenjr7241 3 роки тому +9

      @@wildlifewonderszs I asked him

    • @Zzucc
      @Zzucc 3 роки тому +5

      *Dante Best*

    • @LuisHenrique-qn2tk
      @LuisHenrique-qn2tk 3 роки тому +3

      @@wildlifewonderszs we do not care. Stop pleading for subs.

  • @walkeraustin8398
    @walkeraustin8398 3 роки тому +5955

    Imagine being dante, one of the most powerful beings of all time, and dying to some guy with lapis armor who thought it would be funny to type /killdante

    • @that1connor583
      @that1connor583 3 роки тому +135

      You know...
      It really do be like that sometimes...

    • @Daante25
      @Daante25 3 роки тому +24

      :(

    • @Systolic_Gaming
      @Systolic_Gaming 3 роки тому +16

      Is that real though? It can’t be

    • @MrMozzFellow
      @MrMozzFellow 3 роки тому +40

      Yea Actually, Thats How Hes Defeated

    • @someneerd2827
      @someneerd2827 3 роки тому +19

      Lmao it was the guy that came 2nd in damage

  • @MLG420.
    @MLG420. 3 роки тому +4134

    Necron: "I'm creating HUNDREDS OF WITHERS"
    Techno: Seems familiar.

    • @guarinagarcia2424
      @guarinagarcia2424 3 роки тому +7

      A fnf player that plays minecraft??????????

    • @GGhost_
      @GGhost_ 3 роки тому +19

      @Kevin Breemans hate you deserve

    • @Samurrot07
      @Samurrot07 3 роки тому +5

      @Kevin Breemans you seem cool

    • @awashy3341
      @awashy3341 3 роки тому +6

      @Kevin Breemans shut up ❤️

    • @QueenRatMan
      @QueenRatMan 3 роки тому +7

      @Kevin Breemans give me a valid reason to hate you.

  • @CatfishShoal
    @CatfishShoal 9 місяців тому +1211

    "When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity you call an electrician, AND WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE TO OVERTHROW A BRUTAL TYRANT YOU CALL AND ANARCHIST"
    line still hits hard

    • @alikemaldeniz1413
      @alikemaldeniz1413 3 місяці тому +7

      I host dnd and there is a rebellion in the campain. Im %100 going to use this sentence.

    • @muffer62816
      @muffer62816 3 місяці тому +7

      - Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @SmallBrainPerson
      @SmallBrainPerson 2 місяці тому

      Don't call an anarchist, call a pig.

  • @PeerRevue
    @PeerRevue 3 роки тому +4139

    “Wait Dude I have an idea”
    “What”
    “What if I do /killdante”
    “Nah bro that won’t work”

    • @filipeamado5077
      @filipeamado5077 3 роки тому +100

      It was at this moment Bruce knew: He had the power of gods

    • @ytrewqz.01
      @ytrewqz.01 3 роки тому +7

      @@filipeamado5077 lol

    • @technobuster0
      @technobuster0 3 роки тому +8

      I mean if he saw that command worked he should killed technoblade as well

    • @hi-fm1bk
      @hi-fm1bk 3 роки тому +3

      It seems like the goons won't wearing masks

  • @mist9239
    @mist9239 3 роки тому +1740

    "Dante had canceled the sun."
    Sun Tzu: *SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*

  • @FreemanFilms
    @FreemanFilms 6 місяців тому +1197

    I’m a Squid kid saying “Get cozy at number 2 bud” is one of the funniest things I’ve seen. 3:35

    • @vulcanviduus252
      @vulcanviduus252 5 місяців тому +37

      I didn't even notice that lmao 🤣

    • @MrFiveHimself
      @MrFiveHimself 4 місяці тому +37

      dude i didnt even notice the first time i watched the video 3 years ago i genuinely havent laughed as hard as i did while reading that in a WHILE

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 4 місяці тому +44

      even techno's rival knows how hopeless that is.

    • @LimePiece24
      @LimePiece24 4 місяці тому +25

      Squid had some experience with what happened

  • @fvdge
    @fvdge 3 роки тому +26717

    2012 skyblock: small floating island with 1 tree, some items, and a simple and peaceful objective
    2021 skyblock:

    • @iyar220
      @iyar220 3 роки тому +72

      Yes

    • @l7ghtspeed
      @l7ghtspeed 3 роки тому +42

      Lol

    • @acynique8029
      @acynique8029 3 роки тому +92

      whats up checkmark

    • @RealGachaLife
      @RealGachaLife 3 роки тому +81

      :) good times. but now even better times :D or not who knows

    • @Banov0312
      @Banov0312 3 роки тому +11

      @@thickboi9652 hak gos brr

  • @hydryx9244
    @hydryx9244 3 роки тому +4815

    “Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @JediPlays0309
    @JediPlays0309 3 роки тому +37027

    It’s kinda poetic that the reason Technoblade came back to Skyblock was to end a corrupt government right after he finished ending a corrupt government lol

    • @thecrazyraccoonyt
      @thecrazyraccoonyt 3 роки тому +275

      Hi verified person

    • @r3df0xlol
      @r3df0xlol 3 роки тому +58

      Eee

    • @yeetyboi67
      @yeetyboi67 3 роки тому +240

      His job never stops

    • @noone8733
      @noone8733 3 роки тому +797

      He ends government in a private rp server, then he ends government in a public server, One day he will end government in real life

    • @TheFlamingSword_
      @TheFlamingSword_ 3 роки тому +29

      Its a double wammy

  • @rohnanatkinson2600
    @rohnanatkinson2600 2 місяці тому +90

    3:35 “get cozy at number two bud” he’s speaking from experience 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jake-ln6rj
    @Jake-ln6rj 3 роки тому +1349

    I love how squidkid said “get cozy at number 2 bud” for Thriryvirus’ twitter post of coming for techno’s spot

    • @casualhavoc
      @casualhavoc 3 роки тому +95

      Squid knows the pain of competing against a cubic, anarchist hog on a cluster of rocks hovering over the infinite abyss..... in harvesting vegetables.....

    • @sis74266
      @sis74266 3 роки тому +21

      @@dont2604 ok I won't

    • @Gnomechild
      @Gnomechild 3 роки тому +4

      Kid wars lmfao

    • @ddamm4633
      @ddamm4633 3 роки тому

      he is so cute hhhhhh

    • @bluestarthestar
      @bluestarthestar 3 роки тому +1

      I love Squidkid lmao

  • @CHEZZISH
    @CHEZZISH 3 роки тому +762

    "I will stabilize this rapidly declining system, permanently."
    Proceeds to get killed by some player typing "/killdante"

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 3 роки тому +52271

    that poor kid lol, nobody would believe him until they all watched this video

  • @vinayak3733
    @vinayak3733 Рік тому +1096

    8:53 So technoblade was the real Oppenheimer after all

    • @shabd_eg
      @shabd_eg 7 місяців тому +13

      underrated

    • @wiggletonthewise2141
      @wiggletonthewise2141 6 місяців тому +9

      Pretty much

    • @cpp3221
      @cpp3221 5 місяців тому +21

      Maybe the real Oppenheimer is the friends we made along the way.

    • @kingtowmater1038
      @kingtowmater1038 5 місяців тому +6

      the real krishna, since hes the one who said that quote

    • @batcrow6224
      @batcrow6224 5 місяців тому +4

      I'm willing to bet he read "Bomb: The Race to Build--and Steal--the World's Most Dangerous Weapon"
      the real way to learn about the Oppenheimer story

  • @fishemployee6
    @fishemployee6 3 роки тому +3252

    "I'M CREATING HUNDREDS OF WITHERS-"
    Techno- "Been there, done that."
    Edit, June 1st; (HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECHNO!! :D)

  • @lenaschiettecatte3592
    @lenaschiettecatte3592 3 роки тому +12871

    Dante: *promises nothing*
    Everyone: *votes for him*
    Every politician ever: “WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN”

    • @Lockefr
      @Lockefr 3 роки тому +297

      it's because everyone finds dictators and communism and that stuff funny and they voted for him as a joke

    • @lightspeednerd6467
      @lightspeednerd6467 3 роки тому +43

      I went around in hub lobbys yelling dantes a dictator

    • @Sen-ki-
      @Sen-ki- 3 роки тому +11

      @@Lockefr oh really?!?! Ty Captain Obvious !

    • @dogsdreamtoo8427
      @dogsdreamtoo8427 3 роки тому +28

      Hmmm... a "fairly elected official" with 5 letters in his name issuing executive orders, needing to wear MASKS to enter public buildings, events with other people in large groups being cancelled... Skyblock is becoming realistic Minecraft.

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 3 роки тому +67

      @@dogsdreamtoo8427 I mean tbf the mask rule is pretty reasonable.

  • @alr
    @alr 3 роки тому +8862

    O ye I remember that day, when Techno was streaming hypixel was running like a power point presentation.

  • @SightsXx
    @SightsXx 4 місяці тому +445

    This is probably one of my favourite technoblade videos

  • @nianofthedragons
    @nianofthedragons 3 роки тому +4036

    ThirtyVirus : "I'm going to take you down TECHNOBLADE"
    Squid_kid : "first time? Prepare to get cozy at 2nd place."

  • @ttsdestroyergr6247
    @ttsdestroyergr6247 3 роки тому +1870

    The person trying to warn everyone after the people that said he was lying watched the video:
    Look how the turntables

    • @quotorins
      @quotorins 3 роки тому +44

      How the tables have tabled

    • @lucascaiah
      @lucascaiah 3 роки тому +5

      I had a stroke but got the sentence in the end

    • @tonydai782
      @tonydai782 3 роки тому +22

      @@lucascaiah It's a meme
      The turntables thing that is, it was originally from The Office

    • @inquisitivestarfish5157
      @inquisitivestarfish5157 3 роки тому +3

      @Rayaan Syed RIP english

    • @lucascaiah
      @lucascaiah 3 роки тому +1

      @@tonydai782 the meme part I understood, but the first paragraph made me quite confused, probably because I'm not a english native xD

  • @nonamewriter7950
    @nonamewriter7950 3 роки тому +433

    "If that doesn't work, I'll phone his parents... left over data from the potato war, no need to question it."
    LMAO

  • @JimothyJohnsonIII
    @JimothyJohnsonIII 11 місяців тому +346

    I remember getting home from school everyday and instantly logging onto youtube to see if technoblade has uploaded any new content, and from the very start i loved his skyblock content, and then, after potato war 3, I stopped seeing any sky block content. Then, I saw this video and i was so happy that there was another skyblock video and thought he was coming back to skyblock content. little did i know his would be his last skyblock upload there would ever be. RIP legend, your missed by millions

    • @RongDMemer
      @RongDMemer 8 місяців тому +16

      I bought Minecraft after the dante video, i was grinding so hard hoping to see him and go visit him on his island one day.
      After getting cancer he just logged on once and almost a month later he died. I couldn't meet him..

    • @FruityisFruity
      @FruityisFruity 4 місяці тому +3

      At least his upload schedule is the same.

  • @NoName-cl3dl
    @NoName-cl3dl 3 роки тому +1476

    - I mean, this guy's so transparently evil, there's no way anyone would ever...
    - Aaand he's got 91.1% of the votes
    * skyblock becomes a dictatorship *
    - Skyblock players are still at hope, that a new election would happen and they'd be free
    * Candidates for new election: Dante, Dante, Dante and Dante *
    Live in Russia. Can confirm, this is how shit happens in real life

    • @1v966
      @1v966 3 роки тому +22

      ТАКОГО КАК ДАНТЕ, ПОЛНОГО СИЛ
      ТАКОГО КАК ДАНТЕ, ЧТОБЫ НЕ ПИЛ
      ТАКОГО КАК ДАНТЕ, ЧТОБ НЕ ОБИЖАЛ
      ТАКОГО КАК ДАНТЕ, ЧТОБ НЕ УБЕЖАЛ

    • @NoName-cl3dl
      @NoName-cl3dl 3 роки тому +5

      @@1v966, кто, если не Данте?

    • @ava-1999
      @ava-1999 3 роки тому

      Пиздец понимаю

    • @nechelovek4053
      @nechelovek4053 3 роки тому +1

      @@NoName-cl3dl Путин

    • @robinbachmann2322
      @robinbachmann2322 3 роки тому +3

      Be cautious that you dont get canceld

  • @human4836
    @human4836 3 роки тому +1667

    "He was cancelling things faster than twitter".
    Honestly his quotes are on another level.

    • @redacted1319
      @redacted1319 3 роки тому +1

      Should of said "Cancelling faster than gen z"

    • @migzilla5575
      @migzilla5575 3 роки тому

      @Kevin Breemans you get my like

    • @mostlywater7317
      @mostlywater7317 3 роки тому +1

      Lil

    • @Victory619
      @Victory619 3 роки тому +10

      Well, that's funny because they tried cancelling hi-

    • @Elizabeth-lw4bd
      @Elizabeth-lw4bd 3 роки тому

      @@redacted1319 gen z consists of everyone younger than 24 girl

  • @ManonLcz
    @ManonLcz 3 роки тому +1015

    "Things were getting cancelled so fast people thought it was Twitter." Now, that's true evil right there.

    • @lavenderelski8337
      @lavenderelski8337 3 роки тому +8

      I bursted out laughing cause it's so true

    • @snotdusf4304
      @snotdusf4304 3 роки тому +3

      Now that's a lot of damage 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @I_barely_know
      @I_barely_know 3 роки тому +1

      @PewDie-Ton EX Not me i hate techno.

    • @ismaashawsome4685
      @ismaashawsome4685 3 роки тому +1

      It's even funnier when you realized he was 'cancelled' not too long ago and didn't even mention it.

    • @imanidiotforreplyingbut7465
      @imanidiotforreplyingbut7465 3 роки тому

      @@I_barely_know OMG LOOK SO MANY PEOPLE CARE THEY'RE OFF THAT CLIFF YOU SHOULD GO THEM TO THEM

  • @EmberOldAccount
    @EmberOldAccount Місяць тому +39

    2:10
    "Vote for me and you'll never have to vote again"
    - Dante (probably).
    Also the US president actually did say that.

  • @mayabrubaker
    @mayabrubaker 3 роки тому +2125

    “NOW IM GONNA SPAWN HUNDREDS OF WITHERS”
    Techno that you?

  • @user-yu5jj7xm2s
    @user-yu5jj7xm2s 3 роки тому +3552

    Admins: “don’t pick Dante ok?”
    Everyone: *picks Dante*
    Admins: “this one’s on you”

  • @Ricecaccer
    @Ricecaccer 5 місяців тому +29

    3:50 gives the same vibe as "even if you tell god he would not beleive you"

  • @SEIHAT
    @SEIHAT 3 роки тому +1129

    "Things were being canceled so fast they thought it was twitter"
    One of the best joke I've ever heard from techno

  • @acerniss
    @acerniss 3 роки тому +737

    *“Things were being cancelled so fast people thought it was Twitter.”*
    AHAHA I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

    • @eetswa6859
      @eetswa6859 3 роки тому +4

      "You were supposed to destroy the government, not join them!!" -Philza

    • @derekg5006
      @derekg5006 3 роки тому +1

      Technoblade definitely has experience with Twitter
      *cough* wizarddictator *cough*

    • @Eliezer3838
      @Eliezer3838 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @darthdroidus2089
      @darthdroidus2089 3 роки тому +1

      A quality quote if I do say so myself

    • @littlesounder1932
      @littlesounder1932 3 роки тому +1

      _Annnnnnnd this is why I love Technoblade_

  • @PeerRevue
    @PeerRevue 3 роки тому +1792

    “Dante cancelled THE SUN”
    Sun Tzu: *it’s a lonely life as tzu*

  • @imachickengirl
    @imachickengirl Місяць тому +23

    2:00 Skyblock predicted the future, technoblade please reincarnate soon, we need you 😭

    • @not_DJ_Ender
      @not_DJ_Ender Місяць тому +1

      No shot somebody had the exact same thought, on the exact same 3 year old video, on the exact same day. We truly are linked @imachickengirl

    • @Everybody467_
      @Everybody467_ 23 дні тому +1

      Yeah

  • @mysticat
    @mysticat 3 роки тому +27646

    long have we awaited the return to skyblock content
    and it was worth it

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 3 роки тому +21899

    ADMINS: "Don't vote for them."
    EVERYONE: "okay"
    ADMINS: "I know this sounds like a joke, but seriously, do NOT vote for Dante."
    EVERYONE: "okaaayyy"
    ADMINS: "Alright, I'm putting up the updat-- oh, come on, 91%???"

    • @ChiefYoshi
      @ChiefYoshi 3 роки тому +734

      Skyblock players are truly the weirdest of them all

    • @prettybigguy
      @prettybigguy 3 роки тому +33

      Hi!

    • @S3N1YT
      @S3N1YT 3 роки тому +4

      Aa

    • @judemartin6329
      @judemartin6329 3 роки тому +263

      skyblock players will do anything for new content, it doesn't matter what it will cost them. At least you could use the auction house under Dante

    • @randomperson8173
      @randomperson8173 3 роки тому +14

      @Kevin Breemans no

  • @aid6nval
    @aid6nval 3 роки тому +410

    "Things Were Getting Cancelled So Fast That You Would Think This was Twitter"
    LMAO

    • @abrzgo
      @abrzgo 3 роки тому

      Original Joke.

  • @NotSureSomething
    @NotSureSomething 5 місяців тому +61

    “I am become death, destroyer of worlds”

    • @Draconicfish2679
      @Draconicfish2679 5 місяців тому +2

      Now, he is destroying other worlds, unseen by man.

  • @tipd9726
    @tipd9726 3 роки тому +2561

    "Go ahead and warn the others. They'll never believe you."
    this man,, this man is truly allowing the power to go to his head. good for him.

    • @randomthings8732
      @randomthings8732 3 роки тому +32

      Lmao loved that part ngl

    • @virginiaf4117
      @virginiaf4117 3 роки тому +15

      I mean... was he wrong?

    • @tipd9726
      @tipd9726 3 роки тому +10

      @@virginiaf4117 no. no he was not

    • @virginiaf4117
      @virginiaf4117 3 роки тому +9

      @Rayaan Syed oh fr. It showed his whole gamer tag so his friend requests are probably flooded 😂

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist 2 роки тому

      3:46

  • @admiraldesto2170
    @admiraldesto2170 3 роки тому +681

    I love how Techno left out the part where he was gonna immediately go back to bed after murdering Dante. He kills a god, saves Skyblock, and becomes the new leader and then he’s just like “aight guys I’m gonna go back to bed.” And then Nono e ever saw him on sky block again.

    • @Min-tea
      @Min-tea 3 роки тому +31

      Honestly, that is a perfect description of techno’s energy

    • @LycanMOON
      @LycanMOON 3 роки тому +2

      @#Olivier gaming it’s completely in character for him,accept it

    • @GreenG_07
      @GreenG_07 3 роки тому +3

      He said he was gonna eat not sleep 🙄

    • @Epierce277
      @Epierce277 3 роки тому +1

      Wat I had to reread that 4 times for my tiny brain to understand what you were saying

    • @admiraldesto2170
      @admiraldesto2170 3 роки тому +1

      @@GreenG_07 It’s still funny either way

  • @bennettcard571
    @bennettcard571 3 роки тому +998

    "Things were getting canceled so fast, people thought it was Twitter!"
    I died

  • @existskk99
    @existskk99 Рік тому +72

    8:54 technoblade says “I am become death, destroyer of worlds” coincidence?

    • @maldune4279
      @maldune4279 Рік тому +7

      bro thats a really old and popular quote

    • @existskk99
      @existskk99 Рік тому

      @@maldune4279 ok, cool. That’s what I thought

    • @MrF13gg
      @MrF13gg 9 місяців тому

      its from the bhagwad gita which became famous among u americans after oppenheimar said it in an iterview@@maldune4279

  • @soysauce2087
    @soysauce2087 3 роки тому +551

    "I have 924000 intelligence finally I can understand Rick and Morty"
    And this is why we love Technoblade

  • @HobbesBrawlStars
    @HobbesBrawlStars 3 роки тому +31895

    Skyblock: *The Return of the King*

    • @Tim_F.
      @Tim_F. 3 роки тому +92

      Hobbes pog

    • @lndfrank5832
      @lndfrank5832 3 роки тому +40

      WOAH, I watched all of ur videos, keep up the good work!

    • @reallynormalperson
      @reallynormalperson 3 роки тому +43

      @Kevin Breemans stfu

    • @vortexbsisbad
      @vortexbsisbad 3 роки тому +33

      @Kevin Breemans please just stop

    • @1DAWolf
      @1DAWolf 3 роки тому +6

      @Kevin Breemans I love you videos your a good UA-camr

  • @elena-ms8dl
    @elena-ms8dl 3 роки тому +1421

    *“things were getting cancelled so fast people thought it was twitter”*
    HE’S BOLD FOR THAT ONE LMFAO

    • @GGhost_
      @GGhost_ 3 роки тому +33

      They've already cancelled him, what more can they do.

    • @ironbolt7431
      @ironbolt7431 3 роки тому +51

      @@GGhost_ not like it means anything

    • @OhItsFraz
      @OhItsFraz 3 роки тому +2

      What did he do

    • @awildpiggo
      @awildpiggo 3 роки тому +1

      @@OhItsFraz I think something happened concerning racial slurs or sumthing like that. I saw an article about it once.

    • @efimity4490
      @efimity4490 3 роки тому +30

      @@OhItsFraz He get canceled because of a stupid joke that he said 4 years ago which is Is Hitler lesbian? Which people found offansive LOL.

  • @Sphemus
    @Sphemus Місяць тому +2

    9:36 I like how Techno says "Henh?" whenever he's confused, anxious, or both.
    The fact that that sound amplifies when the emotion intensifies makes it funnier. LMAO

  • @JustAPerson0414
    @JustAPerson0414 3 роки тому +1111

    "Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter."
    THIS MADE ME WHEEZE SO HARD

    • @anoszymekk7760
      @anoszymekk7760 3 роки тому +10

      @Queen Adrian there were some people but there was much much more supporting techno

    • @iTzBest16
      @iTzBest16 3 роки тому

      sameee

    • @Lyncin
      @Lyncin 3 роки тому

      i wheezed so fkin hard

    • @yummey3700
      @yummey3700 3 роки тому

      Your comedy level is -200

    • @P3Shhs
      @P3Shhs 3 роки тому +2

      @Queen Adrian oh it happened but everyone flamed her ass so hard she deleted it

  • @jobussin
    @jobussin 3 роки тому +368

    "I have 924,000 intelligence, finally I can understand Rick and Morty"
    -Technoblade 2021

  • @creativename773
    @creativename773 3 роки тому +619

    “So many things were getting canceled so quickly people thought it was Twitter”
    That’s why I love techno

  • @LongestCommentonYT
    @LongestCommentonYT 9 місяців тому +21

    I'm just getting back watching old videos, it's been almost 2 years. Don't really know what to say, but it's soon spring break, so I'll have time to watch even more

    • @TinoSchulz1990
      @TinoSchulz1990 9 місяців тому +1

      Same for me. I've never known technoblade personally, yet i always enjoyed his videos. It's so sad that he's no longer with us :c

  • @DiamLever
    @DiamLever 3 роки тому +765

    The part where the one guy tries to warn everybody of techno's plans to ban half of skyblock is so funny.

    • @lumonetic1124
      @lumonetic1124 3 роки тому +27

      everyone actually didnt believe him

    • @iceking_442
      @iceking_442 3 роки тому +15

      I would not believe it, but it still sounds like something techno would say

    • @c0tc4ndy
      @c0tc4ndy 3 роки тому +3

      that poor guy lmfaoo

  • @peppaping8111
    @peppaping8111 3 роки тому +618

    Techno blade “sorry for lack of content” everyone that has been a fan for more then 6 months “we used to it”

    • @NeXbi
      @NeXbi 3 роки тому

      6 months?

    • @rodrickheffely4289
      @rodrickheffely4289 3 роки тому

      I know right

    • @moahallen6348
      @moahallen6348 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah and under those 6 months he has only uplodede 10 vids

    • @jt6247
      @jt6247 3 роки тому

      So sad but true...

  • @halimaw_shorts
    @halimaw_shorts 3 роки тому +5370

    I'm loving the positivity and friendship between Techno and Squid Kid, I mean they were literally "Potato Rivals" ....man this is like an anime plot.

    • @gelmanbegum9934
      @gelmanbegum9934 3 роки тому +31

      yeah

    • @MorkulaMuussi
      @MorkulaMuussi 3 роки тому +94

      Squid did get a yt rank and tons of subs because of techno

    • @cameraboimykul
      @cameraboimykul 3 роки тому +26

      When the boss joins your team

    • @SkyFlame27
      @SkyFlame27 3 роки тому +87

      3:34 “Get cozy at number 2 bud” 😂😂😂

    • @AlternateDan
      @AlternateDan 3 роки тому +22

      They're called 'frenemies', mate.

  • @shardulhulsurkar
    @shardulhulsurkar Рік тому +72

    " i am become death destroyer of worlds." 8:45

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +10014

    If Technoblade ran for president, we'd never run out of potatoes

    • @togeinumaki8002
      @togeinumaki8002 3 роки тому +35

      Bruh

    • @louisdunphy5265
      @louisdunphy5265 3 роки тому +73

      Seriously tho who tf are you

    • @MochiiSakura
      @MochiiSakura 3 роки тому +77

      Hello, Just some guy without a mustache, nice to meet you :) seen you everywhere but your technically the plague

    • @HugoStuff
      @HugoStuff 3 роки тому +58

      @@louisdunphy5265 he's some guy without a mustache... duh

    • @El-de6nj
      @El-de6nj 3 роки тому +19

      my theory is that you actually have a mustache and you comment everywhere so mcuh so that people recognize you as "the guy without a mustache." this way, everybody thinks you have no mustache.

  • @Picobits
    @Picobits Рік тому +4331

    Funny detail I noticed, at 10:28 you can see that Techno dealed 2,147,483,647 damage to Dante which was actually the 32-bit integer limit... meaning he couldn't have dealt any higher damage

    • @cutierr4799
      @cutierr4799 Рік тому +354

      There’s a reason they voted him as the leader of the resistance.

    • @infurgent2708
      @infurgent2708 Рік тому +386

      I just noticed that too! You can see below, it says "Your damage: 5,336,830,884.2" so he was doing more damage, it was just the display that messed up at the end when converting to an int.

    • @1qeety3
      @1qeety3 10 місяців тому

      so how much damage would he do if he was in dungeons had 4 people around him with legion 5 super maxed necron armor max catacombs max berserker class max combat and foraging had a plasma flux weird tuba edible mace had a golden dragon and every skyblock player gave techno their coins and he put it in the bank with a super maxed dark claymore with one for all had all the master stars on his gear had every accessory with every blessing and hit something? @@infurgent2708

    • @jayniks6191
      @jayniks6191 10 місяців тому +9

      Minecraft has the same limit as RuneScape 😳

    • @ThatCubicGuy
      @ThatCubicGuy 10 місяців тому +69

      ​@@jayniks6191 this is a very common limit, since it's the maximum number you can store with 32 bits if you also have negative numbers and a 0 (thus, 2³¹-1 = 2,147,483,647) and integera are pretty much universally stored in 32bit form.

  • @jackofclubs6229
    @jackofclubs6229 3 роки тому +3848

    “If that doesn’t work I’ll call his parents”
    “What?”
    “Don’t worry about it. Leftover data from the potato war.”

  • @mailstorminurbox
    @mailstorminurbox Місяць тому +5

    3:36 squid kid knows, he knows there is no beating techno

  • @av2678
    @av2678 3 роки тому +868

    "He was cancelling events people thought its twitter"
    One of most relatable joke said by techno

    • @neilwaghela5051
      @neilwaghela5051 3 роки тому +25

      Twitter trying to cancel technoblade
      Technoblade - behold I-don't-care-inator

    • @deadlypg3d
      @deadlypg3d 3 роки тому +5

      Techno blade is unbeatable

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 роки тому +8

      Frick Twitter

    • @ayuzawa_yukina
      @ayuzawa_yukina 3 роки тому +1

      That is Actually true

    • @littlecr.7
      @littlecr.7 3 роки тому +1

      A

  • @Fboymgee
    @Fboymgee 3 роки тому +552

    "We're creating thousands of withers"
    Techno: I've seen this before. I've done this before

    • @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918
      @maxl.b.m.y.g.5918 3 роки тому +17

      *meanwhile in L’Manburg*

    • @hackerhacker3667
      @hackerhacker3667 3 роки тому +11

      Technoblade has a very good sense of adult humor. Perhaps he might be the best in all of minecraft players

    • @Georges_IV
      @Georges_IV 3 роки тому +1

      @@hackerhacker3667 jschlatt

    • @parollac3022
      @parollac3022 3 роки тому

      been there, done that

  • @xenn0789
    @xenn0789 3 роки тому +403

    "Dante has cancelled the SUN"
    : How fawking DARE YOU!
    -Sun Tzu

  • @RespawnJupiter
    @RespawnJupiter 7 місяців тому +15

    I still can't believe he's actually gone. I don't want to believe that he was taken from us because he didn't deserve it. It's so unfair.

    • @monkeboi0101
      @monkeboi0101 7 місяців тому +1

      Agreed big time I sometimes cry

  • @kingcjboss5578
    @kingcjboss5578 2 роки тому +1993

    Crazy how he kept playing all those months ago. This was before he told the world about the battle he had to fight. He fought so hard through these months. R.I.P Tecno, we will miss you and always remember you. You made our childhoods and helped us so much. Thanks again for everything

    • @aidendeans5569
      @aidendeans5569 2 роки тому +5

      rip

    • @atharvagarwal140
      @atharvagarwal140 2 роки тому +17

      Techno isn't dead, he shall live on forever in our hearts.

    • @xzoeygachax635
      @xzoeygachax635 2 роки тому +5

      Rip are blood god

    • @pyro9142
      @pyro9142 2 роки тому +5

      Just remember,
      TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

    • @squareheadhuman9684
      @squareheadhuman9684 2 роки тому +12

      I used to watch him so much ever since I started highschool in 2017. I've graduated now but the news of his death cut me so damn hard because I'd always watch his videos whenever I felt down or lonely. May he rest in peace for he was one of the greatest youtubers to come onto this platform

  • @alejandropetit6573
    @alejandropetit6573 3 роки тому +453

    "I have 924,000 intelligence, finally i can understand Rick & Morty"
    LMAO

    • @siamatsu4976
      @siamatsu4976 3 роки тому

      "Their goals are finally in reach of my understanding!"

  • @TheBiggerBongo
    @TheBiggerBongo 3 роки тому +361

    "Never vote for Barry, no matter how bad the other candidate is"
    -Dante, the Art of Dictatorship

  • @notaduck6589
    @notaduck6589 Місяць тому +10

    HE CALLED IT. WE SHOULD'VE LISTENED.

  • @jacksonhagen2377
    @jacksonhagen2377 3 роки тому +1411

    My favorite line:
    “DANTE CANCELLED THE SUN.”

  • @captainpenguin8283
    @captainpenguin8283 3 роки тому +331

    I love that the last hit was just some kid trolling like "oh you know what will work great? /kill dante" then it actually worked lmao

    • @deadaccount7303
      @deadaccount7303 3 роки тому +2

      I actually think a lot of people knew about it and were sharing it around.

    • @saad12103
      @saad12103 3 роки тому +2

      Hey nice pic dude

    • @Menno_3
      @Menno_3 3 роки тому

      @@deadaccount7303 if that were the case, the battle would've been over quite quickly.

    • @sadmate_
      @sadmate_ 3 роки тому

      @@Menno_3 the command was found by pure luck minutes before the dante boss fight and was shared in a few skyblock discords so, its not purely coincidental

  • @LTG_Lanny
    @LTG_Lanny 3 роки тому +644

    “Things were getting canceled so fast, people thought it was Twitter!”
    OH! THE HORROR!!!

    • @_lumpia
      @_lumpia 3 роки тому +10

      The bird app is terrifying

    • @menelik6635
      @menelik6635 3 роки тому +7

      @Ruben Chapa always has been

    • @nocontent6437
      @nocontent6437 3 роки тому

      @Ruben Chapa you just noticed dat??

  • @croissant2186
    @croissant2186 9 місяців тому +4

    When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity, you call an electrician. And when you need someone to overthrow a brutal tyrant, YOU CALL AN ANARCHIST

  • @preyrarny
    @preyrarny 3 роки тому +523

    Homie typed /killdante as a joke and casually finished the event. We love that lmao

    • @aydensmallvill
      @aydensmallvill 3 роки тому +2

      It’s my luck to see that in the comment thing under the description before I even start the video

    • @Skripmt
      @Skripmt 3 роки тому +2

      @UCQt9QPpS6iHlxiBQkX5LxQw bro wtf dont say that

    • @vexorion6577
      @vexorion6577 3 роки тому

      @@Skripmt wut did it say it was deleted

    • @Skripmt
      @Skripmt 3 роки тому

      @@vexorion6577 they said "map pride" in all caps😐

  • @Sokhuns
    @Sokhuns 3 роки тому +307

    “Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter.”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @zeomog803
    @zeomog803 3 роки тому +3227

    The first candidate: Dante
    The second: Dante
    The third, fourth and fifth: Dante
    IT WAS ALL DANTE
    Russians: First time ?

    • @kraned946
      @kraned946 3 роки тому +24

      Lmao

    • @justanaveragebuzzsaw
      @justanaveragebuzzsaw 3 роки тому +83

      I'm russian and it's accurate

    • @millyhearts
      @millyhearts 3 роки тому +8

      I mean... true...

    • @TemporarySolution
      @TemporarySolution 3 роки тому +55

      Well, it's not 100%, we have at least an illusion of choice. There are different names, it just doesn't affect anything at the end of the day.

    • @sademoji944
      @sademoji944 3 роки тому +23

      North kore:also first time?

  • @dikshakparashar1186
    @dikshakparashar1186 25 днів тому +10

    8:53 Technoblade did it before Oppenheimer...

    • @jimmybopped1154
      @jimmybopped1154 17 днів тому +1

      I WAS GONNA SAY, HOW DID HE KNOW THAT BEFORE THE MOVIE!?!?

    • @haru-chan8762
      @haru-chan8762 13 днів тому

      He is Christopher Nolan​@@jimmybopped1154

    • @schtoompid
      @schtoompid День тому

      @@jimmybopped1154It's a real quote, from outside the movie :D

  • @MahoganyCrafter
    @MahoganyCrafter 3 роки тому +425

    /killdante is literally the biggest Deus Ex Machina in skyblock history

    • @pokhanpat9046
      @pokhanpat9046 3 роки тому +12

      I think it's the ONLY Deus Ex Machina in Skyblock history

    • @marquesfr
      @marquesfr 3 роки тому

      ikr

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 3 роки тому

      still not /top level

    • @marquesfr
      @marquesfr 3 роки тому

      still not /x-ray

  • @sewd1289
    @sewd1289 3 роки тому +753

    Wow this dude hasn't uploaded in a month then suddenly he gets number one on trending, I expect nothing less from the blade himself

    • @chaseywoot
      @chaseywoot 3 роки тому +8

      The eternals trailer just came out and everyone goes OOH PIG IN SKYBLOCK!!!!
      Not lying but that's me

    • @theeyeofeyes
      @theeyeofeyes 3 роки тому +8

      he probabaly has the most active subs, all his views are as high as his subcount, i'd say atleast 70% of his subs watches his video, which is ALOT. most youtubers have 20% at max of their sub watching their videos

    • @fatcorgi2892
      @fatcorgi2892 3 роки тому +2

      he's even nr.6 on German trending

    • @dpage446
      @dpage446 3 роки тому +4

      @@cynthesizerlol the inactive subs don't subscribe because he doesn't upload so only the loyal ones remain subscribed

    • @deathscythe4553
      @deathscythe4553 3 роки тому

      Only number one? Wow so bad why not top 0

  • @FunnyFrogHead
    @FunnyFrogHead 7 місяців тому +7

    “And skyblock returned to an era of peace” he says while looking at something called the blood god shrine

  • @SIMULATAN
    @SIMULATAN 3 роки тому +4522

    "Dante cancelled events so fast they thought it was Twitter"
    LMAO

  • @roialgrey1812
    @roialgrey1812 3 роки тому +494

    "We're creating thousands of whithers!!!!"
    Techno: "So that's what that feels like."

    • @cktoh1112
      @cktoh1112 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, any weapon are great if it didn't aim at yourself

  • @richardgeorge2250
    @richardgeorge2250 3 роки тому +484

    Squid kid joining techno on his quest felt like watching an episode of star wars the clone wars

  • @Draconicfish2679
    @Draconicfish2679 5 місяців тому +7

    Ah, yes. Dante. I joined skyblock shortly after the start of his reign, never found the dark auction or the resistance, and was unfortunately at school during the uprising. I missed everything fun.

    • @everettbrown3417
      @everettbrown3417 5 місяців тому +2

      I skipped a history test to do the uprising lmao, it was online so I could just do it later

    • @Draconicfish2679
      @Draconicfish2679 5 місяців тому +1

      @@everettbrown3417 Nice

    • @Ww1whiz1914
      @Ww1whiz1914 5 місяців тому

      @@everettbrown3417doing the same thing rn but I’m just lazy

  • @aperkins0627
    @aperkins0627 3 роки тому +1200

    "Endgame is the most ambitious crossover in history"
    Technoblade and Squidkid: Are you sure about that?

    • @ajddavid452
      @ajddavid452 3 роки тому +16

      the potato war was captain america civil war, and now we got infinity war/endgame

    • @guyinasuit8078
      @guyinasuit8078 3 роки тому +1

      Totally not an old meme

    • @rowenagarcia9029
      @rowenagarcia9029 3 роки тому +13

      no no its the meme
      "are you two friends?"
      techno: no
      squid:yes

    • @triplekgaming6547
      @triplekgaming6547 3 роки тому +1

      Hi

  • @allerasthesphinx7184
    @allerasthesphinx7184 3 роки тому +408

    Other UA-camrs: * don’t upload for a week *
    Their viewers: Did they die?!
    Techno: * comments one word on a video after being gone for a month *
    Techno Fans: A blessing from the Lord

  • @blackrosejinx5563
    @blackrosejinx5563 3 роки тому +694

    That one kid: Why- why would you tell me this?!
    Techno: *_because no one would ever believe you._*

    • @lola-wx9cg
      @lola-wx9cg 3 роки тому +12

      IS THAT A BROOKLYN 99 REFERENCE

    • @shankhao2005
      @shankhao2005 3 роки тому

      @@lola-wx9cg eyyyyy let’s go. I’m really looking forward to season 8

    • @lola-wx9cg
      @lola-wx9cg 3 роки тому

      @@shankhao2005 same, hopefully its longer than 13 eps this time

    • @shankhao2005
      @shankhao2005 3 роки тому

      @@lola-wx9cg yeah season 7 was way too short. I’m guessing due to COVID-19

    • @lola-wx9cg
      @lola-wx9cg 3 роки тому

      @@shankhao2005 yeah, probably

  • @stonewonk
    @stonewonk 15 днів тому +2

    6:02 "The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
    miss ya, Technoblade.

  • @fairylovesyou
    @fairylovesyou 3 роки тому +2226

    "If you can't overthrow the government, bring it to it's knees."

  • @alliemtf9441
    @alliemtf9441 3 роки тому +1450

    “The age of men is over, we are creating hundreds of withers!”
    Technoblade: *rookie numbers*

    • @KaelynGaming
      @KaelynGaming 3 роки тому +28

      "I like those odds."
      - Probably Technoblade as well

    • @ak_5406
      @ak_5406 3 роки тому +11

      Technoblade:ONLY 100 NOT EVEN 10000 ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL A ORPHAN

    • @keygandesjarlais1247
      @keygandesjarlais1247 3 роки тому +2

      pls roka

    • @fan-zb1xc
      @fan-zb1xc 3 роки тому

      @@keygandesjarlais1247 no roka

    • @dhruvsbeloved
      @dhruvsbeloved 3 роки тому

      Techno and squid kid are literally modern versions of goku and vegeta and that stay comfortable at 2nd place showed it

  • @kwistiz2958
    @kwistiz2958 3 роки тому +663

    "it's noon right now"
    **shows night time**
    "Dante CANCELLED THE SUN!"
    xD

  • @Nil_Bloxd
    @Nil_Bloxd 5 місяців тому +8

    "Dante cancelled the SUUUN!" got me dying on the floor🤣🤣

  • @NexusTheOwO
    @NexusTheOwO 3 роки тому +3797

    Can we just appreciate that SquidKid replied to thirtyvirus's tweet with "get comfortable in 2nd place" LMFAO

  • @acanadianpumpkin
    @acanadianpumpkin 3 роки тому +210

    TechnoBlade "starts to kill Dante"
    that random guy with /killdante "fine, ill do it myself"

  • @SuperDominicS
    @SuperDominicS Рік тому +20

    9:10 dont teach this man how to bone swap, he'll tear skyblock apart with 1 swap.

    • @chrissant6277
      @chrissant6277 Рік тому

      Techno can't really do anything anymore. Rip to the goat

    • @devrawal8241
      @devrawal8241 8 місяців тому

      ​@@chrissant6277 he is literally fighting gods what do you mean he will eventually become one

    • @devrawal8241
      @devrawal8241 8 місяців тому

      ​@@chrissant6277[God+++]Tecnoblade

  • @kainedelaine
    @kainedelaine 3 роки тому +643

    Everyone: trying to get rid of Dante
    91% of the people: *literally voted Dante*

    • @atlasblue3542
      @atlasblue3542 3 роки тому +13

      US elections be like

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for UA-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear dor

    • @KrishnaDasLessons
      @KrishnaDasLessons 3 роки тому

      Dante is quite literally an average right-wing populist.

    • @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169
      @elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169 3 роки тому

      People change their minds, people thought communism was a good idea & look at that

    • @mynameiswhat9476
      @mynameiswhat9476 3 роки тому

  • @maru93-c1x
    @maru93-c1x 3 роки тому +483

    "We're creating thousands of withers."
    Techno: *That's odd...*

    • @maliceunleashed5135
      @maliceunleashed5135 3 роки тому +11

      Techno: "Hey they stole my Idea, PLAGIARISM!!!!"

    • @marfit77
      @marfit77 3 роки тому +1

      Techno: The good old days

    • @ImperialClasher
      @ImperialClasher 3 роки тому +1

      thats odd.... they just disappeared
      (technoblade and the wither massacre)

  • @roccstar8086
    @roccstar8086 3 роки тому +846

    *Technoblade:* And Skyblock returned to an era of peace.
    *TimeDeo:* _Leaves_
    Well, _his_ return was short-lived.

    • @roccstar8086
      @roccstar8086 3 роки тому +4

      @Ramiro Gomez I'm just joking because he hasn't uploaded in a while, he hasn't actually left :)

  • @simpleststick
    @simpleststick 5 місяців тому +6

    "I have 924K intelligence, now I can finally understand Rick and Morty"

  • @i_stabman
    @i_stabman 3 роки тому +843

    Everyone: Trying their hardest to kill Dante and his goons
    That one guy: /killdante

  • @AruWasntTaken
    @AruWasntTaken 3 роки тому +911

    "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT NOT JOIN THEM!"

    • @exploreandbeyond2432
      @exploreandbeyond2432 3 роки тому +4

      Yep

    • @tdog152
      @tdog152 3 роки тому +22

      "BRING BALANCE TO THE WORLD NOT LEAVE IT IN GOVERNMENT AUTHORITY"

    • @dhruvsbeloved
      @dhruvsbeloved 3 роки тому +3

      Techno and squid kid are literally modern versions of goku and vegeta and that stay comfortable at 2nd place showed it

    • @distortion1553
      @distortion1553 3 роки тому +4

      L'manburg wants their apology

    • @stephaniewu4616
      @stephaniewu4616 3 роки тому

      @@distortion1553 from the crater?

  • @sixplustwo7607
    @sixplustwo7607 3 роки тому +572

    “Things were getting cancelled so fast, people thought it was Twitter” -Sun Tzu, “The Art Of War”