Jonathan Pryce and J. K. Simmons Best worst duo in Red Alert 3

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  • @battledreadnought
    @battledreadnought  2 роки тому +245

    All right let's do this one last time.
    ALL COMMANDER:
    0:17 - Commander
    0:47 - Commander
    0:50 - Commander
    0:59 - Commander
    1:09 - First Commander
    1:13 - Second Commander
    1:18 - Third Commander
    1:48 - commander
    1:54 - C U M M A N D E R
    2:09 - commander
    2:20 - commander
    3:03 - Commander
    3:58 - ahhh c o m m a n d e r
    4:10 - Commander
    4:16 - commander
    4:59 - Commander
    5:05 - CUMMANDER
    5:10 - CUMMANDER [x2]
    5:19 - CUM MANDER [x3 FINAL]

  • @trissylegs
    @trissylegs 2 роки тому +803

    "Hello Capitalist Dogs" is how I start every job interview.
    It's not going well.

    • @samuelmorgan1295
      @samuelmorgan1295 2 роки тому +111

      You should probably try the one place not already consumed by capitalism.

    • @Lord-Gazimus
      @Lord-Gazimus 2 роки тому +80

      @@samuelmorgan1295 SPAAAAACE!!!

    • @That_Lady_Charlie
      @That_Lady_Charlie 2 роки тому +43

      @@samuelmorgan1295 SHPAISS!

    • @ShawndaPrawn
      @ShawndaPrawn Рік тому +3

      Have you tried warning them to brace themselves for the night of the Red Navy?

    • @typicalasianguy1805
      @typicalasianguy1805 Рік тому

      @@samuelmorgan1295
      Go to MARS. It’s red for a reason.

  • @arturobenavides7549
    @arturobenavides7549 2 роки тому +846

    People dog pile on the acting for this game, but I think it was supposed to be funny. I always thought it was spot on.

    • @Dreamw4lk3r
      @Dreamw4lk3r 2 роки тому +212

      It is so obviously satire, I don't understand how anyone can take it seriously. These people have proven themselves to be very capable actors so I can only imagine it must be the script and novelty of doing live action cinema for a video game...

    • @clayzingo1653
      @clayzingo1653 Рік тому +64

      You guys would be surprised with how many people lack the ability to understand satire, and they also have no sense of humor.

    • @DaveKovalComedy
      @DaveKovalComedy Рік тому +13

      People dog pile on the acting in a 2000s video game? Was the standard really that high?

    • @cooljameswhite
      @cooljameswhite Рік тому +5

      I agree! The camp makes it whole

    • @HamsterWheelGaming
      @HamsterWheelGaming Рік тому +15

      People who complain about the acting obviously don't understand the whole charm of C&C. Just like red alert 2, the cut scenes are supposed to be wacky. The whole atmosphere of red alert is wacky to begin with since it has such crazy weaponry and funny moments during the campaign

  • @michaelrigoletti2410
    @michaelrigoletti2410 Рік тому +299

    That moment with Tim Curry saying "Space!" at 2:26 is an excellent edit, had me laughing and replaying

  • @mrtom2854
    @mrtom2854 Рік тому +88

    Jonathan Pryce has incredible range.
    He's been a religious fanatic, a Rupert Murdoch-esque Bond villain, a governor of the British Empire, the King of Belgium, and now a Field Marshall in an alt-history WW3.

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 7 місяців тому +3

      Not to mention a beleaguered civil servant in a 1950s dystopia.

    • @Zkullz69
      @Zkullz69 18 днів тому

      I thought he was more of a steve jobs bond villain with the black turtle neck and touch pad in tomorrow never dies. But Murdock works because he controlling the news.

    • @mrredherring2900
      @mrredherring2900 16 днів тому +1

      Not to mention Pope Francis.

    • @WreckItRolfe
      @WreckItRolfe 12 днів тому

      @@mrredherring2900
      He said a religious fanatic ;^)

    • @CommunityFan
      @CommunityFan 8 днів тому +1

      ​@WreckItRolfe Pope Francis isn't a fanatic, he's actually more progressive than previous popes lol

  • @doctorcaduceus2672
    @doctorcaduceus2672 2 роки тому +192

    Love how he calls her a "lieutenant" despite the very clearly visible Sergeant's stripes.

    • @JohnnyCasey
      @JohnnyCasey Рік тому +10

      That's what happens when none of the developers have any service records...

    • @doctorcaduceus2672
      @doctorcaduceus2672 Рік тому +55

      @@JohnnyCasey That, and I mean, honestly, B-movie tier stuff gets those kind of details wrong all the time, and this is very clearly B-movie tier.

    • @edmundliankalang5925
      @edmundliankalang5925 Рік тому +3

      Battlefield promotion I guess? Heroes, like infantry can gain veteran promotions from killing a lot of enemies

    • @JohnnyCasey
      @JohnnyCasey Рік тому +6

      @@edmundliankalang5925
      She doesnt seem to be the field type.

    • @doctorcaduceus2672
      @doctorcaduceus2672 Рік тому +3

      @@edmundliankalang5925 True, but that would also imply an insignia change.

  • @heiligkeit6345
    @heiligkeit6345 2 роки тому +145

    Ngl that beginning cracked me the most. Zoom on the smuggest communist face followed by the best greeting I ever heard

  • @frostcore2214
    @frostcore2214 2 роки тому +105

    0:49
    Nope! Couldn’t keep a straight face lmfao

  • @MrHostile12
    @MrHostile12 2 роки тому +202

    1:54 why it's so hard to keep track of the story in this game

  • @GintaPPE1000
    @GintaPPE1000 2 роки тому +215

    As someone who's never played this game, I was absolutely not ready for the sudden "SPACE!" @2:26.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 2 роки тому +24

      As someone who never played the game but seen the cutscenes, I was expecting "Spaaaaaccce!" at some point. 😂

    • @spectra5407
      @spectra5407 8 місяців тому +1

      Nobody expected it when playing the game

    • @michaelblower7363
      @michaelblower7363 6 місяців тому

      I spat my tea out. Tim's delivery is just hilarious!! XD

  • @joekent5675
    @joekent5675 6 місяців тому +9

    "SpAcE"
    "This is unbelievable."
    Yea, unbelievably funny.

  • @LegendoftheGalacticHero
    @LegendoftheGalacticHero 6 місяців тому +11

    This game’s cinematics are a international treasure

  • @user-dj9iu2et3r
    @user-dj9iu2et3r 2 роки тому +69

    My god lol. This game was made in a different time. The fucking dude on the left eyeing the women is hilarious.

  • @icy3-1
    @icy3-1 6 днів тому +2

    Seeing Jonathan Pryce acting as an Allied Field Marshal directly in contact with the President of the United States was kinda funny to me the first time I saw the game's cutscenes seeing as how Pryce portrayed a US president in a GI Joe film

  • @ChewingGumFlavor
    @ChewingGumFlavor 2 роки тому +96

    To complete the trifecta you have to do Emperor Takei next, a weeb who watched way too many animes

  • @UNKNOWNPERSON-hl8of
    @UNKNOWNPERSON-hl8of 2 роки тому +45

    its so nice to find a fan of red alert 3 i played it as a kid it was og times

  • @cranberryjuice305
    @cranberryjuice305 2 роки тому +72

    Half the allied cutscenes are pure horny bait

    • @jochenheiden
      @jochenheiden 2 роки тому +26

      I know. Ain’t it grand?

    • @easytos
      @easytos Рік тому +7

      games are so boring these days.

    • @rachelhatter5971
      @rachelhatter5971 Рік тому +8

      ​@@easytosjust like you then

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 3 місяці тому +2

      And we are all up for it, along with the over the top performances.
      Only C&C *Commanders* mastered the art of playing RTS with one hand.

    • @louieberg2942
      @louieberg2942 17 днів тому

      That's pretty much been a Red Alert staple.

  • @louieberg2942
    @louieberg2942 17 днів тому +5

    I wonder which demographic was their target audience.
    On a different note: It's nice to see Gemma Atkinson again

  • @theblocksays
    @theblocksays 2 роки тому +62

    This is like the greatest parody of a Micheal Bay movie ever! Shocked he didn't get Jenny Mccarthy in Transformers, guess she stopped being an actor by that time LOL.

  • @Mister_Clean
    @Mister_Clean Рік тому +15

    The motion tracking on these videos is hilarious
    I have no idea why, but it just works

  • @go_better
    @go_better 2 роки тому +26

    - Can you give me a raise?
    - ......😐😐😐😃😃😁😁😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐🤨.......are you serious?

  • @ShawndaPrawn
    @ShawndaPrawn Рік тому +10

    Bingham: I’ve been told you’re a very capable officer, well let’s hope this assessment is correct.
    Me: sir, this is only the first mission! I’ve never done this before!

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 2 роки тому +18

    *APPLE PIE.*

  • @Blackstaralpha
    @Blackstaralpha 6 місяців тому +10

    4:51 - 4:57 my favourite part
    we have created tImE mAsChinE
    A time machine?
    YES YES
    WHAT?

    • @Chugway1138
      @Chugway1138 5 днів тому +1

      It feels like a perfect "Hahaha-- Oh, wait, you're serious?" moment.

  • @alexiachimciuc3199
    @alexiachimciuc3199 2 роки тому +19

    Good to see the general dropped the army and run for president in GI Joe. Also didn't know that Charlie Harper dated Tanya!

  • @dutchnorth2514
    @dutchnorth2514 Рік тому +7

    I totally lost it at minute 5:18, I laughed of my chair :')

  • @mad1986ish
    @mad1986ish Рік тому +7

    "Space!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Lord-Gazimus
    @Lord-Gazimus 2 роки тому +29

    The ending was just brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adamjo5287
    @adamjo5287 Рік тому +46

    How did they afford all those high level actors i will never know

    • @VikingKong.
      @VikingKong. Рік тому +14

      It's because they had lots of money from having previously made massively financially successful video games.

    • @acatondrugwhichcansmellcol186
      @acatondrugwhichcansmellcol186 Рік тому +23

      EA in the early 2000 were different from these days

    • @nikkovalidor4890
      @nikkovalidor4890 Рік тому +5

      they sacrificed the budget for red alert 4

    • @Account.for.Comment
      @Account.for.Comment Рік тому

      @@acatondrugwhichcansmellcol186 by the time this is released, Ea is already hated. The story felt nice, but the gameplay stink compared red alert 2.

  • @tahutoa
    @tahutoa 2 роки тому +48

    5:07 I'd experienced a sudden small amount of distress at this once I realized the commando was _also_ making a come-on. My gut reaction was "Oh no! And she went out of her way...🥺!" Because I'd already hard-picked the lieutenant like 16 cutscenes ago. Now all of a sudden here she comes as well. I didn't wanna make her _feel_ bad 😱
    And then I remembered it's just a video game. But like, you know how it is
    Aaaarrgh _puffs stogie, shaking head_ I'm too soft for this military business _spins chair around at 36rpm, with head hung low_

  • @tyrael303
    @tyrael303 Місяць тому +1

    2:47 He’s acting strangely it’s almost as if he’s a robot 😂

  • @Poe168
    @Poe168 2 роки тому +6

    Brought some childhood memories

  • @WreckItRolfe
    @WreckItRolfe 12 днів тому +1

    I didn't realise how gorgeous Gemma Atkinson was at the time. few years older than me

  • @firestuka8850
    @firestuka8850 Рік тому +3

    I didn't even make it through 60 seconds. I'm dead. Lol. A blast from my past. Back when games were about entertainment and less about achievement hunting. The cheese is so powerful, we're all at Olive Garden. We're family.

  • @chrisidoo
    @chrisidoo 9 місяців тому +1

    I love how Bingham goes from "A time machine? ;D" to "WHAT? >:O"

  • @Lord-Gazimus
    @Lord-Gazimus 2 роки тому +6

    Krucov turned into the Wishmaster when he said 'today' lol. Should have found a way to get him to say 'wish'.

  • @JoesGuy
    @JoesGuy Рік тому +4

    I'm not the only one that stops hearing Eva after a few seconds then.

  • @masterman1001
    @masterman1001 2 роки тому +18

    sBACE!

  • @jochenheiden
    @jochenheiden 2 роки тому +10

    Leftenant Ava is 🔥🔥🔥

  • @superslavco7332
    @superslavco7332 4 місяці тому

    Hah, that soviet scientist got me. I wasnt expecting Peter Stormare.

  • @codenamexelda
    @codenamexelda 2 роки тому +13

    Cave Johnson

    • @SonOfUltramar
      @SonOfUltramar 6 місяців тому

      Cave Johnson here! Ready to send those commies back to their mommies?

  • @KaneLivesInDeath
    @KaneLivesInDeath Місяць тому

    Okay, I did NOT expect that ending! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @doruk2000st
    @doruk2000st 2 роки тому +5

    Bro this is legendary xD

  • @esraeloh8681
    @esraeloh8681 4 місяці тому +1

    "...Spaaaace"

  • @himadima5240
    @himadima5240 2 роки тому +11

    Fk mee you are a legendary editor MAte WOAAAAAH HOOOOOOOO

  • @Dreamw4lk3r
    @Dreamw4lk3r 2 роки тому +22

    I loved the Red Alert campaign videos but they are even more cringe than I remember!
    Also, Tanya as a blonde in RA3 felt so wrong 😅

  • @apache_helicopter
    @apache_helicopter 16 днів тому

    5:21 Red Alert 3 players when November ends:

  • @WonkyTonkBotty
    @WonkyTonkBotty 6 місяців тому +3

    So, I guess being an evil media mogul didn't work out too well for Elliot Carver after all...

  • @kuno3336
    @kuno3336 Рік тому +3

    I uh... I think Eva... I mean far be it from me to assume, but the way she's looking at Tanya... hm

  • @CLxJames
    @CLxJames 11 місяців тому +6

    Eva > Tanya any day

  • @Akendolfr
    @Akendolfr Рік тому +1

    Everytime i look into this game, I see a new actor.

  • @joffreybaratheon4904
    @joffreybaratheon4904 Рік тому +4

    The High Sparrow had to start at the bottom
    J Jonah Jameson however.. WTF

    • @wesjones_87
      @wesjones_87 Рік тому

      By this point I believe Pryce had already been killed by both Robert DeNiro and James Bond, hardly the bottom.

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 3 місяці тому

      All established actors, but EA paid well and they were told to chew the scenery like the legends they are.

  • @chrisidoo
    @chrisidoo 9 місяців тому +1

    Coommandah.

  • @saltykenny5370
    @saltykenny5370 13 годин тому

    I wish war was this fun...

  • @sali.friends2kh911
    @sali.friends2kh911 Рік тому +1

    the last part was compeletly real ecpecially when i was 15 playing this game😂😂😂

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Рік тому +1

    What's this I hear you working with Spiderman?

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy 2 роки тому +10

    I never knew this game had so many suggestively dressed women in it. Is this secretly a zorn game?

  • @dritzzdarkwood4727
    @dritzzdarkwood4727 2 роки тому +3

    Legend

  • @jldeshayes3109
    @jldeshayes3109 7 місяців тому

    papa et maman veulent pas que je fasse le championnat américain , mais j'ai passé outre

  • @shanelewis7052
    @shanelewis7052 Рік тому +2

    Any one who took the acting seriously in this game needs to be purged.

  • @djbeema
    @djbeema Рік тому +2

    Holy shit, I would've played this a long time ago had I known . I was a huge fan of the first two so idk why I didn't anyway lol

  • @Mr.Z1989
    @Mr.Z1989 6 місяців тому +1

    5:20 So tell me men of culture. Which one would you pick?

    • @ProperBadger
      @ProperBadger 6 місяців тому +5

      Left, not even a contest

    • @Mr.Z1989
      @Mr.Z1989 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ProperBadger true

    • @SoraRaida
      @SoraRaida Місяць тому

      Only kids make choices. The real answer is both

  • @blackops9operation75
    @blackops9operation75 2 роки тому +4

    I rather take Tiberain war instead. But Kane despite this.

  • @jacksbob8746
    @jacksbob8746 Рік тому

    Lt. Eva is going to be reported for having unbuttoned uniform. :)

  • @theone-tg4ey
    @theone-tg4ey 5 місяців тому +1

    I knew it......

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 місяці тому

    Someone just slip in the general from conflict zone

  • @theone-tg4ey
    @theone-tg4ey 5 місяців тому

    Please Restore all back to normal pls

  • @jldeshayes3109
    @jldeshayes3109 7 місяців тому

    je reste solaidaire de mes camarades

  • @jldeshayes3109
    @jldeshayes3109 7 місяців тому

    excellente réactivité

  • @jldeshayes3109
    @jldeshayes3109 7 місяців тому

    ça simplifie les choses😂

  • @mastrblastr3010
    @mastrblastr3010 2 роки тому +9

    I like J.K. Simmons, but as a President.... Eh. Not buying it. Not even in the v theatrical world of C&C.

  • @demidrol5660
    @demidrol5660 Рік тому

    FUCKING AMAZING!!!

  • @theone-tg4ey
    @theone-tg4ey 5 місяців тому +1

    BASED

  • @MkhuseliMazungulaWorld1905
    @MkhuseliMazungulaWorld1905 2 місяці тому +1

    This game was made by EA. You would never think that today. If sex sells I wonder why EA stopped portraying women this way in games. 😂

  • @azzurro_23
    @azzurro_23 20 днів тому +1

    its amazing how the budget goes up and the actors are more famous, but this script is rubbish and it all just seems cheap and lame compared to red alert 1.

  • @keeleywray9967
    @keeleywray9967 Рік тому +2

    Hello capitalist dogs i am general krukov the one who will bring you defeat five minutes later i will be back soon field marshal says i don't know how but i will miss you remember our little tune be back soon😂😂😂

  • @SantaPorter420
    @SantaPorter420 Рік тому

    J Jonah Jameson has really lost it this time

  • @HeartburnMan
    @HeartburnMan Рік тому +1

    Tanya from RA2 was sooooo much better!

  • @paulsd9255
    @paulsd9255 2 роки тому +1

    I was mildly thrown off by the lingerie showing. At least in RA2 it was formal wear

    • @easytos
      @easytos Рік тому +3

      that's why RA3 > RA2

  • @jwwprod3862
    @jwwprod3862 Рік тому

    Red Alert 3 got too much unfair hate. Sure it wasn’t as good as Red Alert 2 but to be honest it didn’t need to be as good as Red Alert 2 and from what it offered it was a very solid game.

  • @jldeshayes3109
    @jldeshayes3109 7 місяців тому

    rien ki soit dans les manuels

  • @bubblebenderr9493
    @bubblebenderr9493 Рік тому +1

    Easily the best part of the red alert series is how much of a shit post the whole thing is

  • @PlayNiceFolks
    @PlayNiceFolks Рік тому

    This must have been a fun game for nerdy lesbians in 2008

  • @jldeshayes3109
    @jldeshayes3109 7 місяців тому

    je manque parfois de contration et d'attention , mais j'essayerais de ne pas vous faire trop mal

  • @mudchair16
    @mudchair16 Рік тому

    Shame you had to ruin it with the ending.

  • @spacemanmonster23
    @spacemanmonster23 Рік тому

    lol

  • @magyardaniel3892
    @magyardaniel3892 Рік тому +1

    The commies-mommies "joke" is the cringiest in the history of mankind IMO :D

  • @jldeshayes3109
    @jldeshayes3109 7 місяців тому

    rien ne dit que ce soit quelque chose qui n'ai pas été trop abandonné .... encore des flingues à la con

  • @Solaar_Punk
    @Solaar_Punk Рік тому

    Horrible camera work

  • @roadkill54g6
    @roadkill54g6 3 місяці тому +1

    1:55 neuron activation

  • @KamikazeCommie501
    @KamikazeCommie501 2 роки тому +14

    There's something so unbelievably cringe about how the girls in RA3 all pretend to be in love with you. Maybe it's for people who have never been with a female and never will be, because that garbage turned me right off and seeing 'men' simp for shit like that makes me sick.

    • @sierraraiderx2
      @sierraraiderx2 2 роки тому +1

      This man complains about the portrayal of women in a video game and proceeds to call them "females". Incel detected, bullshit deflected.

    • @tim3172
      @tim3172 2 роки тому +27

      100%, RA and RA2 were like low-budget B movies.
      RA3 was like a low-budget, low-class adult film that had big-name actors for some reason.

    • @KamikazeCommie501
      @KamikazeCommie501 2 роки тому +2

      @@tim3172 Yeah that's exactly the feeling it gives. I enjoyed the game well enough but it was the last CnC game I played and this was part of the reason why

    • @doctorcaduceus2672
      @doctorcaduceus2672 2 роки тому +20

      I mean, it's a shitposty game that had a story written by B-movie writers. They have horny woman characters. They also have a time travelling Einstein who killed Hitler, and a time travelling Soviet commander who proceeded to kill Einstein, resulting in a war between the Soviet Union, the allies, and a reborn Imperial Japan. Red Alert is far from the only RTS series to be guilty of doing B-movie stuff.

    • @KamikazeCommie501
      @KamikazeCommie501 2 роки тому +3

      @@doctorcaduceus2672 No, B movies don't address you directly. That's what makes it extra cringe. It's almost as sad as playing a dating sim.