All right let's do this one last time. ALL COMMANDER: 0:17 - Commander 0:47 - Commander 0:50 - Commander 0:59 - Commander 1:09 - First Commander 1:13 - Second Commander 1:18 - Third Commander 1:48 - commander 1:54 - C U M M A N D E R 2:09 - commander 2:20 - commander 3:03 - Commander 3:58 - ahhh c o m m a n d e r 4:10 - Commander 4:16 - commander 4:59 - Commander 5:05 - CUMMANDER 5:10 - CUMMANDER [x2] 5:19 - CUM MANDER [x3 FINAL]
It is so obviously satire, I don't understand how anyone can take it seriously. These people have proven themselves to be very capable actors so I can only imagine it must be the script and novelty of doing live action cinema for a video game...
People who complain about the acting obviously don't understand the whole charm of C&C. Just like red alert 2, the cut scenes are supposed to be wacky. The whole atmosphere of red alert is wacky to begin with since it has such crazy weaponry and funny moments during the campaign
Jonathan Pryce has incredible range. He's been a religious fanatic, a Rupert Murdoch-esque Bond villain, a governor of the British Empire, the King of Belgium, and now a Field Marshall in an alt-history WW3.
I thought he was more of a steve jobs bond villain with the black turtle neck and touch pad in tomorrow never dies. But Murdock works because he controlling the news.
Seeing Jonathan Pryce acting as an Allied Field Marshal directly in contact with the President of the United States was kinda funny to me the first time I saw the game's cutscenes seeing as how Pryce portrayed a US president in a GI Joe film
This is like the greatest parody of a Micheal Bay movie ever! Shocked he didn't get Jenny Mccarthy in Transformers, guess she stopped being an actor by that time LOL.
Bingham: I’ve been told you’re a very capable officer, well let’s hope this assessment is correct. Me: sir, this is only the first mission! I’ve never done this before!
5:07 I'd experienced a sudden small amount of distress at this once I realized the commando was _also_ making a come-on. My gut reaction was "Oh no! And she went out of her way...🥺!" Because I'd already hard-picked the lieutenant like 16 cutscenes ago. Now all of a sudden here she comes as well. I didn't wanna make her _feel_ bad 😱 And then I remembered it's just a video game. But like, you know how it is Aaaarrgh _puffs stogie, shaking head_ I'm too soft for this military business _spins chair around at 36rpm, with head hung low_
I didn't even make it through 60 seconds. I'm dead. Lol. A blast from my past. Back when games were about entertainment and less about achievement hunting. The cheese is so powerful, we're all at Olive Garden. We're family.
its amazing how the budget goes up and the actors are more famous, but this script is rubbish and it all just seems cheap and lame compared to red alert 1.
Hello capitalist dogs i am general krukov the one who will bring you defeat five minutes later i will be back soon field marshal says i don't know how but i will miss you remember our little tune be back soon😂😂😂
Red Alert 3 got too much unfair hate. Sure it wasn’t as good as Red Alert 2 but to be honest it didn’t need to be as good as Red Alert 2 and from what it offered it was a very solid game.
There's something so unbelievably cringe about how the girls in RA3 all pretend to be in love with you. Maybe it's for people who have never been with a female and never will be, because that garbage turned me right off and seeing 'men' simp for shit like that makes me sick.
@@tim3172 Yeah that's exactly the feeling it gives. I enjoyed the game well enough but it was the last CnC game I played and this was part of the reason why
I mean, it's a shitposty game that had a story written by B-movie writers. They have horny woman characters. They also have a time travelling Einstein who killed Hitler, and a time travelling Soviet commander who proceeded to kill Einstein, resulting in a war between the Soviet Union, the allies, and a reborn Imperial Japan. Red Alert is far from the only RTS series to be guilty of doing B-movie stuff.
All right let's do this one last time.
ALL COMMANDER:
0:17 - Commander
0:47 - Commander
0:50 - Commander
0:59 - Commander
1:09 - First Commander
1:13 - Second Commander
1:18 - Third Commander
1:48 - commander
1:54 - C U M M A N D E R
2:09 - commander
2:20 - commander
3:03 - Commander
3:58 - ahhh c o m m a n d e r
4:10 - Commander
4:16 - commander
4:59 - Commander
5:05 - CUMMANDER
5:10 - CUMMANDER [x2]
5:19 - CUM MANDER [x3 FINAL]
😅
Thank you, Commander.
Commander
Thank you, commander obvious
THIS IS GOLD
"Hello Capitalist Dogs" is how I start every job interview.
It's not going well.
You should probably try the one place not already consumed by capitalism.
@@samuelmorgan1295 SPAAAAACE!!!
@@samuelmorgan1295 SHPAISS!
Have you tried warning them to brace themselves for the night of the Red Navy?
@@samuelmorgan1295
Go to MARS. It’s red for a reason.
People dog pile on the acting for this game, but I think it was supposed to be funny. I always thought it was spot on.
It is so obviously satire, I don't understand how anyone can take it seriously. These people have proven themselves to be very capable actors so I can only imagine it must be the script and novelty of doing live action cinema for a video game...
You guys would be surprised with how many people lack the ability to understand satire, and they also have no sense of humor.
People dog pile on the acting in a 2000s video game? Was the standard really that high?
I agree! The camp makes it whole
People who complain about the acting obviously don't understand the whole charm of C&C. Just like red alert 2, the cut scenes are supposed to be wacky. The whole atmosphere of red alert is wacky to begin with since it has such crazy weaponry and funny moments during the campaign
That moment with Tim Curry saying "Space!" at 2:26 is an excellent edit, had me laughing and replaying
Jonathan Pryce has incredible range.
He's been a religious fanatic, a Rupert Murdoch-esque Bond villain, a governor of the British Empire, the King of Belgium, and now a Field Marshall in an alt-history WW3.
Not to mention a beleaguered civil servant in a 1950s dystopia.
I thought he was more of a steve jobs bond villain with the black turtle neck and touch pad in tomorrow never dies. But Murdock works because he controlling the news.
Not to mention Pope Francis.
@@mrredherring2900
He said a religious fanatic ;^)
@WreckItRolfe Pope Francis isn't a fanatic, he's actually more progressive than previous popes lol
Love how he calls her a "lieutenant" despite the very clearly visible Sergeant's stripes.
That's what happens when none of the developers have any service records...
@@JohnnyCasey That, and I mean, honestly, B-movie tier stuff gets those kind of details wrong all the time, and this is very clearly B-movie tier.
Battlefield promotion I guess? Heroes, like infantry can gain veteran promotions from killing a lot of enemies
@@edmundliankalang5925
She doesnt seem to be the field type.
@@edmundliankalang5925 True, but that would also imply an insignia change.
Ngl that beginning cracked me the most. Zoom on the smuggest communist face followed by the best greeting I ever heard
0:49
Nope! Couldn’t keep a straight face lmfao
1:54 why it's so hard to keep track of the story in this game
0:55
As someone who's never played this game, I was absolutely not ready for the sudden "SPACE!" @2:26.
As someone who never played the game but seen the cutscenes, I was expecting "Spaaaaaccce!" at some point. 😂
Nobody expected it when playing the game
I spat my tea out. Tim's delivery is just hilarious!! XD
"SpAcE"
"This is unbelievable."
Yea, unbelievably funny.
This game’s cinematics are a international treasure
My god lol. This game was made in a different time. The fucking dude on the left eyeing the women is hilarious.
Seeing Jonathan Pryce acting as an Allied Field Marshal directly in contact with the President of the United States was kinda funny to me the first time I saw the game's cutscenes seeing as how Pryce portrayed a US president in a GI Joe film
To complete the trifecta you have to do Emperor Takei next, a weeb who watched way too many animes
its so nice to find a fan of red alert 3 i played it as a kid it was og times
Same here
Half the allied cutscenes are pure horny bait
I know. Ain’t it grand?
games are so boring these days.
@@easytosjust like you then
And we are all up for it, along with the over the top performances.
Only C&C *Commanders* mastered the art of playing RTS with one hand.
That's pretty much been a Red Alert staple.
I wonder which demographic was their target audience.
On a different note: It's nice to see Gemma Atkinson again
This is like the greatest parody of a Micheal Bay movie ever! Shocked he didn't get Jenny Mccarthy in Transformers, guess she stopped being an actor by that time LOL.
The motion tracking on these videos is hilarious
I have no idea why, but it just works
- Can you give me a raise?
- ......😐😐😐😃😃😁😁😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐🤨.......are you serious?
Bingham: I’ve been told you’re a very capable officer, well let’s hope this assessment is correct.
Me: sir, this is only the first mission! I’ve never done this before!
*APPLE PIE.*
4:51 - 4:57 my favourite part
we have created tImE mAsChinE
A time machine?
YES YES
WHAT?
It feels like a perfect "Hahaha-- Oh, wait, you're serious?" moment.
Good to see the general dropped the army and run for president in GI Joe. Also didn't know that Charlie Harper dated Tanya!
I totally lost it at minute 5:18, I laughed of my chair :')
"Space!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The ending was just brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
How did they afford all those high level actors i will never know
It's because they had lots of money from having previously made massively financially successful video games.
EA in the early 2000 were different from these days
they sacrificed the budget for red alert 4
@@acatondrugwhichcansmellcol186 by the time this is released, Ea is already hated. The story felt nice, but the gameplay stink compared red alert 2.
5:07 I'd experienced a sudden small amount of distress at this once I realized the commando was _also_ making a come-on. My gut reaction was "Oh no! And she went out of her way...🥺!" Because I'd already hard-picked the lieutenant like 16 cutscenes ago. Now all of a sudden here she comes as well. I didn't wanna make her _feel_ bad 😱
And then I remembered it's just a video game. But like, you know how it is
Aaaarrgh _puffs stogie, shaking head_ I'm too soft for this military business _spins chair around at 36rpm, with head hung low_
2:47 He’s acting strangely it’s almost as if he’s a robot 😂
Brought some childhood memories
I didn't realise how gorgeous Gemma Atkinson was at the time. few years older than me
I didn't even make it through 60 seconds. I'm dead. Lol. A blast from my past. Back when games were about entertainment and less about achievement hunting. The cheese is so powerful, we're all at Olive Garden. We're family.
I love how Bingham goes from "A time machine? ;D" to "WHAT? >:O"
Krucov turned into the Wishmaster when he said 'today' lol. Should have found a way to get him to say 'wish'.
I'm not the only one that stops hearing Eva after a few seconds then.
sBACE!
Leftenant Ava is 🔥🔥🔥
Hah, that soviet scientist got me. I wasnt expecting Peter Stormare.
Cave Johnson
Cave Johnson here! Ready to send those commies back to their mommies?
Okay, I did NOT expect that ending! 🤣🤣🤣
Bro this is legendary xD
"...Spaaaace"
Fk mee you are a legendary editor MAte WOAAAAAH HOOOOOOOO
I loved the Red Alert campaign videos but they are even more cringe than I remember!
Also, Tanya as a blonde in RA3 felt so wrong 😅
5:21 Red Alert 3 players when November ends:
So, I guess being an evil media mogul didn't work out too well for Elliot Carver after all...
I uh... I think Eva... I mean far be it from me to assume, but the way she's looking at Tanya... hm
Eva > Tanya any day
Everytime i look into this game, I see a new actor.
The High Sparrow had to start at the bottom
J Jonah Jameson however.. WTF
By this point I believe Pryce had already been killed by both Robert DeNiro and James Bond, hardly the bottom.
All established actors, but EA paid well and they were told to chew the scenery like the legends they are.
Coommandah.
I wish war was this fun...
the last part was compeletly real ecpecially when i was 15 playing this game😂😂😂
What's this I hear you working with Spiderman?
I never knew this game had so many suggestively dressed women in it. Is this secretly a zorn game?
Legend
papa et maman veulent pas que je fasse le championnat américain , mais j'ai passé outre
Any one who took the acting seriously in this game needs to be purged.
Holy shit, I would've played this a long time ago had I known . I was a huge fan of the first two so idk why I didn't anyway lol
5:20 So tell me men of culture. Which one would you pick?
Left, not even a contest
@@ProperBadger true
Only kids make choices. The real answer is both
I rather take Tiberain war instead. But Kane despite this.
Lt. Eva is going to be reported for having unbuttoned uniform. :)
I knew it......
Someone just slip in the general from conflict zone
Please Restore all back to normal pls
je reste solaidaire de mes camarades
excellente réactivité
ça simplifie les choses😂
I like J.K. Simmons, but as a President.... Eh. Not buying it. Not even in the v theatrical world of C&C.
FUCKING AMAZING!!!
BASED
This game was made by EA. You would never think that today. If sex sells I wonder why EA stopped portraying women this way in games. 😂
its amazing how the budget goes up and the actors are more famous, but this script is rubbish and it all just seems cheap and lame compared to red alert 1.
Hello capitalist dogs i am general krukov the one who will bring you defeat five minutes later i will be back soon field marshal says i don't know how but i will miss you remember our little tune be back soon😂😂😂
J Jonah Jameson has really lost it this time
Tanya from RA2 was sooooo much better!
I was mildly thrown off by the lingerie showing. At least in RA2 it was formal wear
that's why RA3 > RA2
Red Alert 3 got too much unfair hate. Sure it wasn’t as good as Red Alert 2 but to be honest it didn’t need to be as good as Red Alert 2 and from what it offered it was a very solid game.
rien ki soit dans les manuels
Easily the best part of the red alert series is how much of a shit post the whole thing is
This must have been a fun game for nerdy lesbians in 2008
je manque parfois de contration et d'attention , mais j'essayerais de ne pas vous faire trop mal
Shame you had to ruin it with the ending.
lol
The commies-mommies "joke" is the cringiest in the history of mankind IMO :D
rien ne dit que ce soit quelque chose qui n'ai pas été trop abandonné .... encore des flingues à la con
Horrible camera work
1:55 neuron activation
There's something so unbelievably cringe about how the girls in RA3 all pretend to be in love with you. Maybe it's for people who have never been with a female and never will be, because that garbage turned me right off and seeing 'men' simp for shit like that makes me sick.
This man complains about the portrayal of women in a video game and proceeds to call them "females". Incel detected, bullshit deflected.
100%, RA and RA2 were like low-budget B movies.
RA3 was like a low-budget, low-class adult film that had big-name actors for some reason.
@@tim3172 Yeah that's exactly the feeling it gives. I enjoyed the game well enough but it was the last CnC game I played and this was part of the reason why
I mean, it's a shitposty game that had a story written by B-movie writers. They have horny woman characters. They also have a time travelling Einstein who killed Hitler, and a time travelling Soviet commander who proceeded to kill Einstein, resulting in a war between the Soviet Union, the allies, and a reborn Imperial Japan. Red Alert is far from the only RTS series to be guilty of doing B-movie stuff.
@@doctorcaduceus2672 No, B movies don't address you directly. That's what makes it extra cringe. It's almost as sad as playing a dating sim.