President JK Simmons is a Japanese spy and George Takei flips out

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  • @yuuyakizami2133
    @yuuyakizami2133 2 роки тому +4167

    1:23
    J Jonah Jameson, in an alternate universe where he pays Peter in advance.

    • @danyleon4870
      @danyleon4870 2 роки тому +53

      That would be when Peter Parker unmasked in civil war.

    • @artken4901
      @artken4901 2 роки тому +26

      It's funny bcause President Ackerman called the Soviets the Red Menace which is fitting....

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 2 роки тому +21

      "You serious? Pay him for what standing there?"

    • @druunderwood5602
      @druunderwood5602 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/SlrA-vPOGVQ/v-deo.html

    • @druunderwood5602
      @druunderwood5602 2 роки тому +4

      Guess he'll really freak out when the west starts calling them Kamikaze drones.

  • @EzekielDeLaCroix
    @EzekielDeLaCroix 2 роки тому +6616

    My man literally removed his strategic advantage because he had an existential crisis.

    • @doubt3430
      @doubt3430 2 роки тому +776

      i mean id fucking loose it if i learned i never would have existed if the russian werent sore loosed

    • @notasz6823
      @notasz6823 2 роки тому +436

      Imagine that you've assembled a super power that matched the other 2, only to be told that it was caused because someone decided to meddle with the past.

    • @StorMRagE4EVA
      @StorMRagE4EVA 2 роки тому +84

      It's the irony of them going just 4 years after Hitler was killed to remove Einstein..... Which ruins the story for me in this game

    • @hellfish2309
      @hellfish2309 2 роки тому +16

      Not quite his tempo

    • @killajive1
      @killajive1 2 роки тому +47

      @CranialDamage without Einstein the concept of the nuclear bomb wouldn’t exist?
      Do you understand Oppenheimer was considered the father of the nuclear bomb not Einstein correct?

  • @johntrevy1
    @johntrevy1 2 роки тому +2700

    Scientist:"We have developed a time machine."
    President: *LAUGHS* "You serious?"

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 Рік тому +127

      President: Good job, eggheads.
      Cave Johnson, we're done here.

    • @lawrencefrost9063
      @lawrencefrost9063 Рік тому +30

      Spider-Man reference, nice.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 Рік тому +8

      It really took me a moment to realize who played the president....

    • @Hebdomad7
      @Hebdomad7 Рік тому +12

      Great! Now go back in time and take pictures of Spiderman before he's famous! I want them on my desk yesterday!

    • @tranz2deep
      @tranz2deep 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Hebdomad7 *Peter:* Tried that, actually. Well, you know I never really agreed with your making him infamous, Mr. Jameson, sir. The thing is, I tethered myself to this timeline and anything that changes it sparks off a new one that I can't go to without breaking the tether...
      *Jonah:* Space and time are Old Testament? Moses, Parker. (shrugging) Your machine, your call, but you have to negotiate your contract all over again if you do it.
      *Peter:* (Rueful smile) Yes, sir.
      (The scary thing is that this actually complies with MCU time travel as of Endgame...)

  • @CursedDepartmentEastOffice
    @CursedDepartmentEastOffice Рік тому +4964

    I can't believe how E.A was able to get so many award winning actors into a video game with cutscenes that, without context, appears to be for an adult film

  • @HailAnts
    @HailAnts 2 роки тому +3201

    If it didn't say that this was a cutscene from a video game I'd have thought it was a scene from some great goofy comedic short film. JK Simmons as a crazy robot President? Hell yes!

    • @Thalanox
      @Thalanox 2 роки тому +59

      Well, if you look at the movie adaptation of Postal 2, then Simmons has a cameo as a third party candidate campaigning for a local election.

    • @cubworx7397
      @cubworx7397 2 роки тому +13

      Thanks - I was wondering how on Earth I had managed to miss this movie.

    • @ShinKamaitachi
      @ShinKamaitachi 2 роки тому +2

      I thought so too.

    • @williammeek4078
      @williammeek4078 2 роки тому +2

      @@cubworx7397 me too

    • @vaughnRiderReligion
      @vaughnRiderReligion 2 роки тому +14

      Not really sure if that's better or worse than the other scenes with the female co-commanders where they just look like porn intros

  • @pamsp
    @pamsp 2 роки тому +2324

    I love how this Red Alert had an insane plotline with an amazing cast

    • @ikazuchioni
      @ikazuchioni 2 роки тому +36

      Super star studded!

    • @drifter4training
      @drifter4training 2 роки тому +36

      and Kelly hu ?! was this game being made around the same time as the scorpion king movie ?

    • @M0butu
      @M0butu 2 роки тому +7

      @@drifter4training six years later

    • @maxmustsleep
      @maxmustsleep 2 роки тому +50

      Yeah it's really incredible and I feel like the actors are just having fun
      But something like the red alert series probably won't be made anymore, at least not any time soon

    • @ckfeliz
      @ckfeliz Рік тому +40

      True, and interestingly, I knew George Takei, Tim Curry and many others from the RA3 cutscenes, so everytime I see George Takei I will always remember him as "The actor who played as the Japanese emperor in RA3", instead of how most people will remember him as "The actor who played as Sulu in Star Trek".

  • @alexdault5092
    @alexdault5092 2 роки тому +2159

    The plot twists that occur in this two-minute scene are insane. "Time travel is real." "What?! No! Divine Destiny is phony!" *unplugs a wire that reveals the President of the United States is an android, which no one even comments upon* "Russia and America teamed up and are attacking us!" "You are SHOGUN now!"

    • @kasaix_yt
      @kasaix_yt Рік тому +202

      Which can be summed up as "I am not dealing with this sh*t... Son! You are the leader now! Buh bye"

    • @NutjobGTO
      @NutjobGTO Рік тому +44

      I mean CD Rom weren't huge once you start jamming in masses of video beside all the other data your game needs.
      Gotta make every second of screentime count

    • @kayemm_86
      @kayemm_86 Рік тому +9

      Wasn't RA3 on DVD's?

    • @zephyr8072
      @zephyr8072 Рік тому +49

      The guy could pull his pants down and take a dump right there and nobody would dare comment on it or risk showing any disrespect.
      Notice that his son despite being flat out told he is right and his father is wrong doesn’t gloat or question in and shows total reverence.
      In such a campy universe that part is pretty much true to life.

    • @rompis.a
      @rompis.a Рік тому +4

      @@kasaix_yt Get in the robot, Tatsu!

  • @Schlabbeflicker
    @Schlabbeflicker Рік тому +375

    Using an A-list cast to act out a batshit script like this was an absolute master-level move.

  • @Commanderziff
    @Commanderziff Рік тому +849

    He accepted this 'time travel is real, and is the only reason the Japanese Empire exists' thing awfully quickly.

    • @AmssoBadorSpacelot
      @AmssoBadorSpacelot 11 місяців тому +31

      Yes, almost like he had to for the plot to progress swiftly! :D

    • @deathbyirony7035
      @deathbyirony7035 8 місяців тому +65

      The *only* nuance to be found in the entire dang game, is that when they command the android to ask for clarification, it zooms in on the doctor's lips, algorithmically confirming that he is not lying.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 8 місяців тому

      Imagine if people were really like this.
      "Tronald Dump tried to overthrow the government."
      "He did? Damn...well I guess I'll start attending socialist rallies."

    • @ShadowBoss99
      @ShadowBoss99 8 місяців тому +14

      well in his defense they allies did find the time machine and confirm it kinda hard to denie proof right in front of you

    • @matul3808
      @matul3808 6 місяців тому +3

      no wdym? he resigned as emperor

  • @brianholmes1812
    @brianholmes1812 Рік тому +491

    When you think about it, its a really interesting concept that an empire built on the idea of divine destiny finds out that it exists on a fluke, that it could cease to exist on just as much of a fluke. George Takei's system of belief is shattered in that very instant

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 9 місяців тому

      @@Ilovrdonuts since this is the Empire's Campaign. They actually use it to steel their resolve and take over what IRL Imperial Japan's holdings at the peak of the pacific theater and also Hawaii which was never annexed by the US in this timeline and remained a Japanese Protectorate. There is actually a mission midway through the Empire's Campaign where you defend Pearl Harbor from the Allied Navy.

    • @theapple3160
      @theapple3160 8 місяців тому +18

      but perhaps that perceived “fluke” was always meant to happen

    • @mannysilver211
      @mannysilver211 Місяць тому +2

      I wouldn't say "meant" to happen.I'd say:Was always going to happen eventually.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 2 роки тому +2446

    I love the fact, that Peter Stormare, who is a swedish guy, plays Russians even in video games.
    For those who don´t know: he´s known to always play some villainous Russians in movies, he even makes fun of it.
    "My agent calls me up."
    "Hey Peter, we got a role for you, Russian gangster."
    "But I´m Swedish..."
    "Eh... close enough."
    "And that´s how I end up, playing always some Russian mobsters." 😆

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 2 роки тому +160

      He does catch a break sometimes... In Armageddon he got to play an astronaut! A.. Russian, astronaut :|

    • @GuyMcPherson69
      @GuyMcPherson69 2 роки тому +21

      I mean, he always got typecast in most movies, a character actor even.

    • @serronserron1320
      @serronserron1320 2 роки тому +3

      Eh... close enough.

    • @rdngmikey
      @rdngmikey 2 роки тому +53

      I love that the best Russian actor is a Swede. 😂

    • @JerBuster77
      @JerBuster77 2 роки тому +16

      @@vtr0104 Cosmonaut. 😉

  • @LexiBomb
    @LexiBomb 2 роки тому +292

    The star power in a game like this. With green screens and over the top acting
    Those were the days!!

    • @PersonausdemAll
      @PersonausdemAll Рік тому +1

      Oh yes

    • @xhagast
      @xhagast Рік тому +9

      Right? It is hysterical. Frankly, we could use a LOT more like this. It isn't as if CGI was cheap.

  • @goucla562
    @goucla562 2 роки тому +726

    JK Simmons has literally won an academy award. Amazing he is in this with all these other actors.

    • @830toAwesome
      @830toAwesome 2 роки тому +59

      He won the award after this role. He won it for Whiplash in 2014, this game came out in 2008.

    • @goucla562
      @goucla562 2 роки тому +15

      @@830toAwesome I know it was after. Still, speaks to the quality of actors they got if one wins an academy award in the future.

    • @Goldenspiderducck
      @Goldenspiderducck 2 роки тому +39

      Jonathan Pryce is no slouch. Man has been in quite a few prestigious projects and is a hell of an actor. One Best Actor Oscar nom.

    • @ballinbalgruuf8198
      @ballinbalgruuf8198 Рік тому +85

      Yo don't knock George Takei, Peter Stormare, Tim Curry and Pope Francis

    • @ExpendableSith
      @ExpendableSith Рік тому +9

      Christopher Walken won an Academy Award and he was in Ripper alongside Jonathan Rhys-Davies, Burgess Meredith, Paul Giamatti, and Karen Allen.
      I know my comment adds nothing to your conversation, I just think it's neat.

  • @joshuagraham2843
    @joshuagraham2843 2 роки тому +590

    the saddest part of this scene is that the emperor of rising sun
    has depression, everything is a lie
    they never existed from the start and wanted to commit seppuku
    there’s no honor and meaningless
    it’s sad when you see him he’s in a state of shock and depression
    the black and white scene represents of defeat

    • @AxellMorren
      @AxellMorren 2 роки тому +24

      So that's why he dies for every ending in RA3 Vanilla.

    • @aishi_rei
      @aishi_rei 2 роки тому +4

      I’m the defeat, you say?

    • @boomheadshotyeah
      @boomheadshotyeah Рік тому +17

      They maybe did exist from the start but didnt get the role when nukes was around whish Hiroshima and Nagasaki suffered by those untill Ussr decided to play with time machine and removing Einstein without realizing that he is the reason why nukes exist

    • @adambrown6669
      @adambrown6669 Рік тому +18

      @@AxellMorren He doesn't die in the Rising sun campaign, he just resigns and gives the empire to his son.
      The soviets assassinate him
      The allies also don't kill him either, in the allied campaign you kill all three commanders but not the emperor or his son.

    • @AxellMorren
      @AxellMorren Рік тому +7

      @@adambrown6669 I believe Emperor commit sepukku in allied mission and In the Empire ending, he might die of old age or accident

  • @Playit2death
    @Playit2death Рік тому +163

    “Well I’m out of ideas this your problem now son” Father of the year 😂

    • @musicaleuphoria8699
      @musicaleuphoria8699 Рік тому +21

      He's just having an existential crisis like all fathers.

    • @tranz2deep
      @tranz2deep 6 місяців тому +3

      @@musicaleuphoria8699 Possibly the best-justified one yet...

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah but had Shogun Takei not stonewall the whole "get rid of the Soviets and Allies beforehand" the desperate teamup wouldn't have happened

  • @yuuyakizami2133
    @yuuyakizami2133 2 роки тому +711

    The Imperial campaign is my favorite story despite the challenging missions. It kinda felt rewarding after we destroy the time machine so that it will never be used to change history ever again.

    • @Blazaboi95
      @Blazaboi95 2 роки тому +25

      personally I favoured the allies I just didn't like that the peacekeepers had shotguns instead of assault rifles

    • @artken4901
      @artken4901 2 роки тому +3

      @@Blazaboi95 so you want peacekeepers given machineguns like um ah Armalite?

    • @Blazaboi95
      @Blazaboi95 2 роки тому +21

      @@artken4901 why not? The Soviets have the ak and the empire have something that looks like the f2000. It doesn't have to be an ar15 there are plenty of assault rifles developed be western countries like the g36, famas, L1A1/SLR/FAL, m16,m4, scar and the L85/SA80 for example

    • @artken4901
      @artken4901 2 роки тому +9

      @@Blazaboi95 oh there is mod of red alert 3 Corona mod named unit the Allied ranger equited with Assault riffles their special ability called Granade Launcher....that can kill enemy infantries in garrisons has longer range i think?? that look more soldier than peacekeeper.

    • @dgurevich1
      @dgurevich1 2 роки тому +15

      Just like Asians in real life.
      Their lot in life is generally hard, but rewarding.

  • @SharpDesign
    @SharpDesign Рік тому +281

    "The empire never would have existed?"
    "Nooooooo."
    The dialogue is all destroying me.

    • @Boringspy
      @Boringspy Рік тому +11

      “NoooOOOooo.”

    • @peteian
      @peteian Рік тому +9

      There's just something about the way he says "Noooooo" that makes me laugh.

    • @ShadowEclipse777
      @ShadowEclipse777 3 місяці тому +4

      "This is a bucket"
      "Dear God"
      ...
      "There's more..."
      "Nooooooo"

    • @dennisv3435
      @dennisv3435 28 днів тому +2

      “….if FATE could be changed on a WHIM…!”

  • @ShawndaPrawn
    @ShawndaPrawn 2 роки тому +547

    I know the three campaigns are set in separate timelines, but the whole thing about the President being an android-spy for the Empire does seem like something that would fit his betrayal in the Allied campaign.

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 2 роки тому +179

      If you kill his helicopter ride in lvl 6 of the allied campaign in the last bit when he's trying to escape, it crashes into a green fire, same as the empire mecha units.

    • @SenseiMasterShikikan-sama
      @SenseiMasterShikikan-sama 2 роки тому +103

      His betrayal really fit as is, since his main goal is to diverse the attention from the Empire to the retaliating Reds after Moscow being leveled

    • @warhawk9566
      @warhawk9566 2 роки тому

      it still works considering everytime in the allied campaign the idea of an alliance (or even an armistice) with the soviets is brought up in favor of focusing their efforts on the Rising Sun, the President is always against it.

    • @e-satan9032
      @e-satan9032 Рік тому +1

      Japan campaign is not canon so he wasn't a robot in the allied campaign.

    • @ro-86alkonost78
      @ro-86alkonost78 Рік тому +79

      @@e-satan9032 it is implied that Ackerman is a Japanese spy robot even in the Allied campaign, here are the clues:
      1. When the Allied and Soviet joined forces to fight Japan, he tried to fire his intercontinental laser at Moscow to break the alliance which will greatly help Japan in defeating both factions.
      2. When his helicopter gets shot down, it explodes into green flames like Japanese vehicles do upon explosion.

  • @rwilson1197
    @rwilson1197 2 роки тому +163

    Every time I hear JK Simmons I think of combustible lemon line from portal 2

  • @bully3628
    @bully3628 Рік тому +31

    The way the scientist says “Nooooo” as they zoom in for an extreme close up on his mouth is hilarious.

  • @g_oduofthenorth9618
    @g_oduofthenorth9618 2 роки тому +129

    I love how he rips out that little keyboard, and it's just sparking out electrictiy like crazy for no reason. Like, even if it's connected to Jameson-bot, it's assumedly connected to a pc, the usb woulda just popped out. It's perfect.

    • @MysticalJake
      @MysticalJake Рік тому +9

      Now that you've mentioned it, they've done that a lot in the noughties where a cable connected to power comes out and is sparking. Makes me think😂

    • @prophetzarquon
      @prophetzarquon Рік тому +5

      > Laughs in 48V 240W USB-C

    • @Hwje1111
      @Hwje1111 6 днів тому

      It probably damaged the computer that was controlling the president

  • @WeirdVideoGames
    @WeirdVideoGames Рік тому +82

    Went from hearing one guy claim time travel is real to declaring his entire life a lie in 30 seconds.

    • @tranz2deep
      @tranz2deep 6 місяців тому +1

      He had a paradigm shift... and popped the clutch.

    • @Hwje1111
      @Hwje1111 6 днів тому

      Well if you were an Emperor who found out that the religion that he preached and legitimately believed in, the one which gave him legitimacy, was a lie all along, and that some random guys went and started messing with the past, you’d flip out too.

    • @WeirdVideoGames
      @WeirdVideoGames 6 днів тому

      @Hwje1111 I think it would take more to convince me I was wrong all along than a few seconds of dialogue

    • @Hwje1111
      @Hwje1111 6 днів тому

      @@WeirdVideoGames fair, he just believes this guy without even so much as doubting him? They didn’t just allow him to show the time machine first?

  • @Ope-que
    @Ope-que 2 роки тому +185

    You know you are in deep trouble when a squad of jet tangu and Vx chopper hovering your base. Without warning.

    • @artken4901
      @artken4901 2 роки тому +3

      And Seawings/sky

    • @rps215
      @rps215 2 роки тому +1

      Kamikaze Drones are the worst

    • @artken4901
      @artken4901 2 роки тому

      Wished japan in this game has kamikaze like a torpedo submarine transform into misile but honestly yari mini subs ability weak but useful...

    • @Ope-que
      @Ope-que 2 роки тому

      @@artken4901 they destroy everything in the sea if you spam their suicide skill one by one. It's outrageous and also hilarious as you watch your enemy bases got smack down in the sea.

    • @danyleon4870
      @danyleon4870 2 роки тому +2

      Soviet: flak troopers reporting, but please wait for the engineer to build bunker
      Allied: Javelin reporting, waiting for engineer to deploy medical camp.

  • @V12-i4b
    @V12-i4b 2 роки тому +410

    Lmao Red Alert 3 had the goofiest cutscenes I love it

    • @zitronentee
      @zitronentee 2 роки тому +11

      also very interesting casts

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 2 роки тому +42

      Also, Tim Curry goes to *SPAAAACCCCCE!*

    • @gwarguraqueentrickstarcoat9110
      @gwarguraqueentrickstarcoat9110 2 роки тому +4

      @@zitronentee very well known from Hollywood I have to say

    • @spencerstevens2175
      @spencerstevens2175 2 роки тому +3

      All the c and c games are like this

    • @V12-i4b
      @V12-i4b 2 роки тому +5

      @@spencerstevens2175 ehh, maybe not the Tiberium series. At least not by design. Although Seth getting domed in Tiberium Dawn was something I found hilarious

  • @hamzaferoz6162
    @hamzaferoz6162 2 роки тому +178

    Emperor: Welp I made a mistake
    Also Emperor: Well son you're in charge now. See ya kid. *Flees*

    • @Aethelia
      @Aethelia Рік тому +17

      Seemed more like
      Emperor: I just abruptly and unexpectedly discovered that my entire life is a lie.

  • @SchubertAloysius
    @SchubertAloysius Рік тому +93

    These people who acted in this game has gone on to be some of very well acclaimed actors in the Hollywood industry.

    • @TheMonkeygoneape
      @TheMonkeygoneape Рік тому +35

      most of them were acclaimed before this game came out lol

    • @superwhizz114
      @superwhizz114 Рік тому +15

      They were already beloved way before this game came out

    • @soybomb777
      @soybomb777 Рік тому +6

      George Takai went back in time and landed a role in Star Trek after being in C&C 3

  • @zephyr8072
    @zephyr8072 Рік тому +100

    Emperor: “How do i get over this existential crisis that fate can be changed on a whim and nothing I or anyone does actually matters?”
    President JK Simmons: “That’s the fun part. You don’t.”

  • @sighduck9789
    @sighduck9789 Рік тому +100

    George Takei, Peter Stormer, JK Simmons, and Tim Curry, what a wild cast, and it's for a video game too

    • @TheWickedWizardOfOz1
      @TheWickedWizardOfOz1 Рік тому +20

      You're missing Jonathan Pryce, who appears in this scene. He's my favorite actor of the bunch

    • @TheMonkeygoneape
      @TheMonkeygoneape Рік тому +12

      don't forget Jonathan Pryce (the guy playing the ally general)

    • @Culdcepter
      @Culdcepter Рік тому +12

      1:36 And Kelly Hu, can never forget her.

    • @TheWickedWizardOfOz1
      @TheWickedWizardOfOz1 Рік тому +2

      @@Culdcepter Kelly Who? ;)

    • @HelenLannister
      @HelenLannister Рік тому +2

      @@TheWickedWizardOfOz1She's on first :P

  • @DinoPimp
    @DinoPimp 2 роки тому +473

    This is why you don't kill Hitler.

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD  2 роки тому +143

      yeah it seems kinda pointless to kill hitler from a timeline where he already lost anyway lol

    • @DinoPimp
      @DinoPimp 2 роки тому +226

      @@AFGuidesHD Einstein tried to prevent the horrors of World War two. Instead he created one timeline where Kane seeks to rule the world, and another where Tim Curry and George Takei are the leaders of superpowers.
      Not bad for a physicists.

    • @samridhyadutt5284
      @samridhyadutt5284 2 роки тому +56

      @@DinoPimp and a timeline where the Soviet Union went total bonkers and started attacking Europe

    • @argadega115
      @argadega115 2 роки тому +35

      @@samridhyadutt5284 and the rise of the Yuri

    • @DinoPimp
      @DinoPimp 2 роки тому +44

      @@argadega115 Yuri is the best. The T Rex seemed to enjoy him.

  • @CritStanley
    @CritStanley 2 роки тому +125

    Oh my god. I knew CC had Tim Curry, but like, everyone here is a celebrity?!? XD How did they manage that????

    • @AC-iz7eh
      @AC-iz7eh 2 роки тому +53

      Command and Conquer was really HUGE back then

    • @VerdeMorte
      @VerdeMorte 2 роки тому +41

      It's a shame that people panned this game for gameplay problems, the story by this point was a straight-up bonkers goldmine of memes material

    • @artken4901
      @artken4901 2 роки тому +5

      @@VerdeMorte this game is fine but i thnk the game was unfinished....there is something missing....and cutsenes removed i think? unused models early artwork....hmmm....prism tank Soviet Mastermind centurion unnamed mech of japan...

    • @VerdeMorte
      @VerdeMorte 2 роки тому +23

      @@artken4901
      Game itself got rushed, but the writing & acting was cheesey comedy gold

    • @artken4901
      @artken4901 2 роки тому +7

      @@VerdeMorte yea i really like it! Cheesy stuff it really reminded from 70s 80s!

  • @MSSBy
    @MSSBy Рік тому +22

    1:02 this shot was award winning

  • @necropolistc6357
    @necropolistc6357 2 роки тому +61

    I'm glad more people are seeing red alert movies lol

  • @tgs9034
    @tgs9034 2 роки тому +19

    1:30 - Japanese reaction when the soviets cross the manchuko boarder 1945 colorized.

    • @StorMRagE4EVA
      @StorMRagE4EVA 2 роки тому

      YESS THANKYOU, some people are stupid in thinking the bombs stopped Japan when actual physical attacks from the Russians was scarier then nukes, like you literally have murder hobos that charge in head first against danger and will do more then kill civilians if they get ahold of them.... Trust me surrender to the US was the only way to not get steamrolled by the Russians

  • @carlsiouxfalls
    @carlsiouxfalls Рік тому +22

    The Red Alert series is basically a cautionary tale that time travel probably won't make things better, as leaders still want to conquer each other no matter who is in their way.

    • @prophetzarquon
      @prophetzarquon Рік тому +1

      If time travel could make things better, it would have already done so by now.

    • @waltherstolzing9719
      @waltherstolzing9719 Рік тому +3

      @@prophetzarquon ... who knows that it already hasn't?

    • @prophetzarquon
      @prophetzarquon Рік тому

      @@waltherstolzing9719 Good point; it's entirely possible that we _can't_ know (yet) or it would ruin everything.
      To paraphrase a couple relevant quotes:
      "The first rule of [time travel], is ~
      _the Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that time is impossible."_
      Any timeline which had appeared to be lacking time travel, seems likely to look very _very_ different once time travel is introduced publicly... assuming it's a two-way trip, anyway. Otherwise it's less like travel & more like exile to an alternative history from whence there is no return?
      Whenever I hear people talk about any credibly plausible possibility of prior or current alien visitation, something in my head goes "Oh, you mean those humanoid descendants of ours from the future?" as if that's the more believable scenario to me, for some reason.
      I mean, I'd be very surprised+worried to find out that macro-scale colonies of differentiated cells & symbiotes _haven't_ evolved anywhere else yet, but given that it _has_ happened _here,_ it really feels inevitable to me that we'll either die on this rock or exist long enough to do _really_ crazy stuff like discovering wormholes & poking around the other ends of them.

  • @artken4901
    @artken4901 2 роки тому +66

    This is why Japan in this game had the best missions specialy destroying EA hq....i think?

  • @animemanXLK
    @animemanXLK 2 роки тому +15

    JK: How is time travel gonna get me pictures of Spider-Man?!

  • @Ctrekoz
    @Ctrekoz 2 роки тому +34

    RA 3 was absolutely amazing and still is. Glory to the Empire of the Rising Sun!

  • @matthewmoran5297
    @matthewmoran5297 2 роки тому +52

    Jonathan Pryce???
    Peter Stormare???
    J.K. Simmons???
    And George Takei???
    And I thought Tim Curry was the most unexpected person to appear in the _Red_ _Alert_ series.

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 Рік тому +5

      They got Ric Flair, too. "Nature Boy" Ric Flair from the old WWF.

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony Рік тому +6

      Gina Carano would eventually be in the Manderlorian.

    • @onekill31
      @onekill31 Рік тому +8

      Add also Kelly Hu

    • @madgavin7568
      @madgavin7568 Рік тому +1

      As an MMA fan to find out that MMA legend Randy Couture was Commander Warren blew my mind 😂

  • @Hei_Darkfire
    @Hei_Darkfire Рік тому +11

    Imagine being on the other side and seeing the President wig out like that. Imagine them just being like "Is he having a seizure? I knew the news would be traumatic but damn!"

  • @matthewjarek3026
    @matthewjarek3026 Рік тому +14

    Why can't all video games be like this? This was like a live action version of a cartoon I would watch as a kid!

  • @twistedknightmarestudio
    @twistedknightmarestudio Рік тому +7

    How….. is this not got millions of views…. This is Sulu, using JJ Jameson as a spy, while Elizabeth Swan’s father, and the Russian guy that’s in everything, talk to him….. this is gold… what is this?

  • @Mav12able
    @Mav12able Рік тому +7

    Ah, Red Alert 3, that timeline where US President JK Simmons, Japanese emperor George Takei, and Soviet premier Tim Curry fight a world war.

  • @NeoakiraIV
    @NeoakiraIV 2 роки тому +8

    These are Oscar winners, nominated actor, and Sulu man I miss love this game

  • @westsidewags4411
    @westsidewags4411 2 роки тому +56

    Excellent content 😂

  • @BGRUBBIN
    @BGRUBBIN Рік тому +2

    ah the old days when actors thought games were stupid and never took this seirously. thank you for this gem!

  • @DQKennard
    @DQKennard 2 роки тому +8

    As with the Terminator, I see that this robot apparently runs on interpreted COBOL.

    • @calebfuller4713
      @calebfuller4713 7 місяців тому +2

      It's actually HTML. The President is being run from a web-page 😂

  • @fridaythedeerfox2982
    @fridaythedeerfox2982 Рік тому +3

    0:19 i swear that was the Balenciaga AI nod

  • @cosmodious1755
    @cosmodious1755 Рік тому +5

    Some of the greatest actors of our time giving the worst performances of their lives. Iconic.

  • @unifieddynasty
    @unifieddynasty Рік тому +12

    It still amazes me how they got all these well known decorated actors to do live action acting in an RTS computer game. 😂

  • @teamofone1219
    @teamofone1219 7 місяців тому +3

    I like how they automatically believed everything they said instead of saying it’s all lies without seeing any proof.

  • @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an
    @h0rn3d_h1st0r1an Рік тому +2

    that is one hell of a youtube title there my friend

  • @bigginsd1
    @bigginsd1 Рік тому +5

    It was amazing the coordination involved to get all these great actors simultaneously at their career nadir to accept such a cod ordinary script.

  • @AWriterWandering
    @AWriterWandering 2 роки тому +7

    The red alert series really embraced the C&C cheese, and I love it.

  • @marcuslegion3654
    @marcuslegion3654 Рік тому +4

    The amount of legendary actors in this video game is amazing

  • @mushroomhead3619
    @mushroomhead3619 Місяць тому +1

    Mr Sulu: No divine destiny? This means nothing! (Pulls out cables that are part of the matter transporter/beamers)

  • @deadturret4049
    @deadturret4049 Рік тому +4

    I've never played a red alert game but this might convince me.

  • @enviritas9498
    @enviritas9498 7 місяців тому +2

    Kane: I may have made a mistake somewhere...

  • @HackerArmy03
    @HackerArmy03 Рік тому +27

    Would really love it if they got back together and create a red alert movie with all the goofiness and seriousness combined,x)

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE 2 роки тому +8

    I need to play RA3 again. Been ages since I have, and I didn't even remember this cutscene...

  • @evernam993m8
    @evernam993m8 2 роки тому +18

    we need 4k 60fps remaster of this game's cutscenes :D

    • @1992CMG
      @1992CMG 2 роки тому

      Can you remaster perfection?

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD  2 роки тому

      @@1992CMG with enough sharpening you can ;)

    • @zeropoint216
      @zeropoint216 2 роки тому

      Specifically the Dasha ones

  • @michaeld8280
    @michaeld8280 2 роки тому +10

    If you read this cast to someone you would think the movie was nominated for best picture lol

    • @AFGuidesHD
      @AFGuidesHD  Рік тому +4

      ikr, one of those "every famous actor loves working with the director" films lmao

  • @jonebert7716
    @jonebert7716 2 роки тому +34

    Still the best rts game of all time i wish they would have continued to make these i miss them i love c&c red alert and all others as well

    • @Revkor
      @Revkor 8 місяців тому

      RA2 was better. this was was way to campy and the node system was bad

  • @botmes4044
    @botmes4044 Рік тому +482

    Being a character in C&C's campy cutscenes must be on every great actor's bucket list

    • @SavagePatch115
      @SavagePatch115 Рік тому +31

      They need to bring it back for this reason alone.

    • @Erikcleric
      @Erikcleric Рік тому +19

      C&C 1 and Red Alert 1 along with Tiberian Sun and C&C 3 played it straight, serious.
      The camp came with RA2 then they doubled it in RA3. So definitely not the C&C entire series is full of goofy cutscenes. Just the Red Alert sequels.

    • @Dragoon91786
      @Dragoon91786 7 місяців тому

      @@Erikcleric But the camp only works because they play it straight and over the top. They play it like Mortal Kombat actor, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. I could see only Tagawa, George Takei, or Noriyuki "Pat" Morita for a role like this [if the Emperor was played by a dude]. They each have verying forms of "giving Shatner a run for his money, but from a Japanese actor" levels of intentional and unintentional camp. Given Morita was firstly and chiefly a comedian makes this even more hilarious. Tagawa and Takei are serious actors who have excellent comedic timing from an over the top standpoint quite similar to Jerremy Irons. If you had those three playing as part of a "council of evil mages" in some D&D spinoff, I'd legit throw my money at you for the epic levels of villain camp alone. For a somewhat, but not actually, more "serioius" take on this particular trope, see Alan Rickman. I've love to see some alternative world where Alan Rickman (RIP you tea making badass!), Morita {RIP you comedic genius!}, Tagawa, and Irons star in a film together. With that level of epic, at any moment I'd be waiting for Machiko Soga [possibly voiced by Barbara Goodson] to pop out with possibly Arleen Sorkin playing an old Harley Quinn, with perhaps as some DC live action adaptation or fantasy film mashup of WB movies, or another Spectre film for Bond. Like, any of these actors I can see uttering, "I was curious to see what kind of man you were. I thought there may be even a place for you with SPECTRE. But, it appears that I was mistaken. I misjudged you, Mr. Bond. You have fallen into my trap. Now... [cue villain monologue." the only thing that film would be missing is Mike Myers PLAYING A REFORMED DOUGLAS POWERS alongside maybe Jim Carrey.
      Hmm... I guess we know who they will revive for 10th installment in Paramount's Sonic the Hedgehog film. 🤣

  • @semp224
    @semp224 4 місяці тому +1

    I see the high-sparrow stickin around here and chillin.

  • @mycollegeshirt
    @mycollegeshirt Рік тому +6

    This is what ai generated films will be like. Insane cast, great lighting, terrible shot composition, busy scenes and nonsensical 14-year-old-level overly convoluted writing half-formed, and hodgepodged from their favorite movies and shows.

  • @MbahMu9829
    @MbahMu9829 2 роки тому +5

    I like how they're consistent with the over the top corniness

  • @liquidmang
    @liquidmang 2 роки тому +5

    Mr Sulu, Scorpion and the old man from big trouble in little china pulling the strings behind President Schillinger... I got to play this game

  • @NekoHibaCosplay
    @NekoHibaCosplay Рік тому +3

    I swear to God, Command and Conquer cutscenes were dripping gold with this stellar cast

  • @raymondyee2008
    @raymondyee2008 2 роки тому +8

    CPT. Hikaru Sulu having lost his cool on a very bad day.

  • @kevinbell5674
    @kevinbell5674 Рік тому +3

    I've only ever seen images of Takei in that outfit. I've never seen it in a scene before and I always assumed someone managed to get George Takei as a mentor in a Power Ranger series.

  • @Fantomfields
    @Fantomfields 2 роки тому +58

    BRUH I HAD NO IDEA THIS IS WHAT COMMAND AND CONQUER WAS LIKE LMAOOO

    • @StorMRagE4EVA
      @StorMRagE4EVA 2 роки тому

      Fun game, not as fun as 2 but honestly quite enjoyable even if it has a bad taste of EA fuckhead

    • @gwarguraqueentrickstarcoat9110
      @gwarguraqueentrickstarcoat9110 2 роки тому +11

      Oh this game exist more than 10years ago
      One of best game I ever played
      It's a a RTS game

    • @EmperorKagato
      @EmperorKagato 2 роки тому +7

      This is also a sub-division of the series called Red Alert. This game is Red Alert 3. The main series which is Command and Conquer also had a release before this one called Command & Conquer 3 which featured Michael Ironside. It was a great time to be a C&C fan. The media team also had a weekly online show that showcased player battles and game updates. They would even have tournaments! It's too bad EA dabbled to much and ruined it all with trying to turn C&C4 into a live services game.

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese 2 роки тому

      RA3 is the worst of the RA series. If it weren’t for the notoriously bad AI pathfinding the original RA would be the best but RA2 has great pathfinding making it the beat out of the three.
      The original CnC, despite the fact the AI cheats, is one of the best of the Tiberium timeline which the original RA soviet campaign is the prologue to. CnC3 was the best until they failed to rebalance the campaign after the economy rework so that honor goes to CnC2.

    • @psyotic007
      @psyotic007 2 роки тому

      Sadly as the cutscenes got better the game got worse. DAMN YOU EA!!

  • @MalamiteLtd
    @MalamiteLtd 4 місяці тому +3

    And George Takei gives the shogunate to Scorpion

  • @moretoknowshow1887
    @moretoknowshow1887 2 роки тому +5

    J. Jonah vs Sulu, theres a matchup i've always wanted to see!

  • @jtgd
    @jtgd 7 місяців тому +1

    I love how theres a random 3 second black and white scene

  • @trevor3194
    @trevor3194 Рік тому +5

    I played this game ages ago, but I still often think… “what the fuck was this game.”

  • @bedelian
    @bedelian Рік тому +1

    This is such a chaotic combination of actors.

  • @iongeneral
    @iongeneral Рік тому +3

    We need to see all of these in-action as they happen. The movie scenes done like this in one 'movie' video is fantastic! @AFGuidesHD please do this.

  • @jackripper4419
    @jackripper4419 2 роки тому +2

    Everybody gangsta until jk simons say "tatakae" over and over again

  • @blagojpejov4155
    @blagojpejov4155 2 роки тому +22

    Why time travelling is a
    bad idea history is changed because of erasing Einstein

    • @Ope-que
      @Ope-que 2 роки тому +7

      Hitler is the first one got erased tho

    • @blagojpejov4155
      @blagojpejov4155 2 роки тому +1

      @@Ope-que i know

    • @artken4901
      @artken4901 2 роки тому +2

      It's because you know the Soviets wanted to save them selves now imagine if Japan uses a time machine in ancient china...

    • @blagojpejov4155
      @blagojpejov4155 2 роки тому +1

      @@artken4901 yea there is in the mod call corona mod Tatsu saved Genkhis khan live and his mongols
      slaughtered all of europe and was erased in the proces tatsu created the 4 faction in the mod the Celestial Empire

    • @artken4901
      @artken4901 2 роки тому +1

      @@blagojpejov4155 since the celestial empire is created should they thank Japan they existed? I mean two powerful country conquer half of asia?

  • @maximusprime3459
    @maximusprime3459 8 місяців тому +2

    Funny. The General was the president in GI Joe...alternate universe indeed.

  • @michaelwestmoreland2530
    @michaelwestmoreland2530 2 роки тому +3

    The amount of money slung at the FMV actors in this game was Version 0.5 of the Avengers.

  • @gemellimusic931
    @gemellimusic931 2 місяці тому +2

    Hanzo Hasashi made it and became Emperor of Rising Sun

  • @MechaG
    @MechaG 2 роки тому +8

    Everyone else is dressed normally, and the Japanese look like MK characters, or that one Sean Connery movie.

    • @gemellimusic931
      @gemellimusic931 2 місяці тому

      Cronprince Tatsu seems to be alike Hanzo Hasashi in MK11

  • @420WILD
    @420WILD Рік тому +1

    I'm thrilled by all the big name actors in this. NICE.

  • @ShrivelledHeartSoftware
    @ShrivelledHeartSoftware 2 роки тому +15

    One of the best cutscenes ever

  • @Littletime839
    @Littletime839 Рік тому +1

    Love how these serious actors ham it up just enough for the game acting

  • @JoeyVSupreme
    @JoeyVSupreme Рік тому +3

    There needs to be a new C&C game. I miss cutscenes and stories like these

  • @DouglasJohnson.
    @DouglasJohnson. 8 місяців тому +1

    Peter Stormare, Jonathan Pryce, J.K. Simmons and George Takei? Impressive cast.

  • @pzza1097
    @pzza1097 2 роки тому +3

    1:23
    When you really go into a diabetic coma

  • @thevigilante5623
    @thevigilante5623 Місяць тому +2

    0:20 The Replacer, what are you doing here?

  • @DarkJ1425
    @DarkJ1425 Рік тому +3

    This actually explains that part in the Allies campaign

    • @scottm8292
      @scottm8292 6 місяців тому

      Yep, it benefits the Japanese a lot to have the coalition between the Allies and the Soviets ended.

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands Рік тому +1

    Holy shit that's a stacked cast. JK Simmons, George Takei, Peter Stormare, AND Jonathan Pryce?

  • @bobg9922
    @bobg9922 Рік тому +5

    I would legit watch this movie in the theaters

  • @leonwoodley99
    @leonwoodley99 8 місяців тому +1

    I really miss this series. Wish they would bring it back.

  • @saintricardo8746
    @saintricardo8746 Рік тому +6

    Holy crap, I never realized how heavy the casts are in this game

  • @andymangahoc11308
    @andymangahoc11308 Рік тому +1

    the emperor yoshiro will be sad and the katana sword will give to his son crown prince tatsu 1:58

  • @NKGAMING-ri4qm
    @NKGAMING-ri4qm Рік тому +4

    they should make these games into a actual tv show or movie

  • @TraitofSiNN727
    @TraitofSiNN727 7 місяців тому +1

    Gen.Johnathan Pryce retired and opened up his own newspaper company
    and Professor Peter Stormare became a Nihilist.

  • @ZonnexNecton
    @ZonnexNecton 2 роки тому +12

    Based on a true story.

  • @DamplyDoo
    @DamplyDoo 21 день тому +2

    @0:13, hey, it's Gorb from the Cinco Boy™