Audio engineers on DRUGS!!
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- Опубліковано 13 вер 2015
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Vocalists on drugs next please
+corporal meme easily calls for an Ozzy Osbourne impression under "all"
+DarthUno lmao
+corporal meme I second this
Watch him do a Ronnie Radke impression 😂
+corporal meme Vocalist on heroin should be doing the thing where he is continuously nodding standing up, but somehow never falls.
"Crazy....crazy!!
"who said that..?"
Hahaahahahahaha
skypjuh I
skypjuh van halen
nevermind i hink i typed that by accident
skypjuh wait whaaat. I read that as he said it.
The meth, " that's crazy, who said that? " that killed me
Gringe gringe
What's kinda missing is "dude, my voice sounds really funky inside my head".
0x777 cv
2:44 - didn't realize drinking alcohol turns you into dave mustaine
Lol dude what a savage
Except, less violent. Dave was a violent drunk.
Hooooooo fucking savage lol
holy shit this is the best comment I've seen lmaooooooo
Why? He's done better than Metallica ever have.
"I was the best guitar player they ever had. Screw 'em, right?" - Dave Mustaine
Zakk Fronzak So true....
Someone get Jared an Oscar
Steroids kinda reminded me of Phil Anselmo...
Same here
Ezra Lasura I was thinking the exact same!!
Watch it on x0.5 speed and that would sound exactly like Phil
Dario221 48. Lol
Hells yeah man
now let's see how long it'll take before this gets posted to Ultimate Guitar and the community gets pissy because they don't like Jared...
For sure. Both you and Rob Scallon.
Ultimate Guitar is like the Elfwood of music.
+TheMattGusta The only thing Ultimate Guitar is good for is tablature.
***** I would've agree with you even early today but I have been finding there are other good parts to the site, like this groups.ultimate-guitar.com/mozartfactory/ where people have been writing songs for over a year now. Anything that inspires and encourages creativity is a plus, imo.
+Jared Dines Why so much hate man , your videos are cool , dont know why anyone would hate someone for being ...himself..fuck those ppl
Continue to rock on \m/
Bassists on drugs
SABATON!
+w00dmii5t3r The whole video would be of a bassist sitting in the corner drunk and crying "Why doesn't anyone care about the bass?"
+w00dmii5t3r yeah one should be completely sober,and they still cant tune the bass
Yes I was just about to post a comment
1:59 - "Whadaya mean you can't tune your bass? And I thought I was on some shit..." That was frickin hilarious!!
+Christopher Taylor That was some good acting to be honest! xD
This dude has the same smile as Kurt Cobain.
DoomPowerMetal the coincidence is mind blowing
brazzers level acting
+Jacob Moser hahahahah
Hahaha Jared, your videos are amazing! :D
You need to pair up with davie504
Wait you did
But yours are not.lol
I got a BAAALD head
+ScumContinual96 Bog brody 6 ayee
Underrated comment, that part cracked me up the most
"I forgot to hit record, good thing we're digital right?"
audio engineers on drugs = Rick Rubin's crew for Death Magnetic.
And for "13" too.
Tritnew ya mean like Buckcherry's 13?
Megadeth's 13. The Buckcherry album is 15.
bloodstainDew It's one year later, but I meant the Black Sabbath album 13.
Love the "fire it up bit." Favorite movie.
+Jared Dines yes. I heard they were going to attempt to remake it. It can't be remade.
+Jared Dines what's that shirt your wearing?
+Crys xXx it's gonna be completely different.
+Jared Dines I KNEW THAT WAS A REFERENCE TO THE CROW
"Oh well guess what ur in my house motherfu-"
dude that was crazy!!crazy?who said that?
"Fire it up, FIRE IT UP!!"
You just won the Internet, dude... (Or at least...like..mine, u know? )
0:28
Truly, that's the best impression of Glenn Fricker I've EVER seen
1:43 that was a reference to the 1993 film "the crow". Best thing I've seen all day.
But where are the bath salts? D:
+Ivan Lunev Something tells me it would just be Jared pounding on the studio door while the band shakes in fear.
+K4RN4GE911 Here's Jared!
+Ivan Lunev And krokodile, right?
+xXx xXx Krokodil would be in the hospital due to a severe infection.
+Ivan Lunev nah, its just a cheap and more damaging version of cocaine.
I realize a lot of people won't get this, but when he said "Oh crap, my keyboard" He sounded like dodoria from DBZA..
krillin voice: i get it
+Bob Jones It reminded me of Bubbles from TPB
+emo demon roshi voice: shut up krillin!
Jesse Perez krillin voice: aww
Krillin owned count:1006
+Bob Jones TOKU SENTAI TOKU SENTAI
ah shiiit... ahhh I forgot to hit record guys.. I'm sorryyy...
I can honestly say that I do shit like that when I drink
Just curious.
(Excluding alcohol)How many of these drugs have you actually done? I'm guessing you've at least TRIED weed.
+Zenith During the making of the video he is clearly under the effect of each of the drugs he is reenacting. No joke. Stay in school.
It's been stated he doesn't do drugs, and no he doesn't do weed either. He drinks, and smokes/vapes as well, but that's it. 👍
+Zenith He doesn't do drugs.
I'm pretty sure he just looks up the effects on the internet
+TheOMGbeandip I think he was making a joke.... And not an overly sarcastic or rude one at that.
just realised that alcohol makes you dave mustaine somehow
Bassists on Drugs?
TB76 Returns That's just normal bassists.
L-MAN Duderino
I JUST SCREAMED
@@LMAN3780 😆
And Vocalists
steroids was more of a "glenn fricker in a frat" thing
+Jared Dines do a how to be goregrind video like this comment if you also want to see that.
+Jared Dines true. Sometimes I wonder why choose this career
One second shorter and the video would have been just perfect. xD
+Brendon stacey Oh come on Brendon
+Walkietalkye Yesssssss
+Walkietalkye 420 blazeit
Walkietalkye oh my god...
Tru
*Phone alert*
"Jared Dines has uploaded a video: Producers on Drugs"
*checks time*
*slide notification*
I feel like he should really be on these drugs, then someone films the results. That would be gold.
Haha.. meetthh! The ending was hilarious too.. "Ohh crap, ma keyboard. We might have to reschedule guys.. I'm sorree"!!
"I GOT A BALD HEAD! 😂 probably my favorite most unexpected line! Awesome video Jared
Mixed and mastered a track one night while being heavy on mdma. spent all my roll tweaking every possible thing. still one of the best sounding mix I've ever done
The part where you order a pizza, I lost it. like just the thought of a producer up and ordering pizza in the middle of a band tracking is just so ridiculous
The Crow reference made me chuckle. Fire it up indeed.
So take steroids and become Phil Anselmo?
Brendon stacey He really got fucked up by a lot of shit.
Yeah man kinda sucks what happened to him.
That's exactly what I thought
+Will Black
Alcohol and weed hehehe and Heroin in the late 90`s i think
So do it again! I GOT A BALD HEAD!!!!!
"Sausage"
-Jared Dines for President 2020
"I forgot to press record."
SO PAINFUL
2:05 this is what happened during ...And Justice For All
One of your best video
Loved the Crow reference. Fire it up! And the alcohol induced sadness. Great stuff.
I lost it at "You need to open up your mind" and "I know you guys got cookies". Lmao.
The more I watch these "on drugs" videos, the more I know that Jared has obviously never done drugs.
at last Jared on weed i've been waiting for.LOL 😂
"Fire it up" The crow reference. Nice nice
yeah
this kinda of stuff is the icing on the cake for your you tube channel awesome stuff man keep it up :)
Kinda scary how accurate the meth one is. Reminds me of my old boss. She was crazy. Crazy? Who said that??
“I can taste colors I can see sound have you ever thought about the universe” I remember this Jared’s line when the weed part shows LOL
the most impressive is the camera, that moves exactly like you were in that state of mind
The Crow reference was great, a knife of nostalgia straight to my heart.
That Crow reference tho, FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!
what about your camera guy on drugs
+ChotBenjermin Brilliant!
+ChotBenjermin dat Frost
this is the best one i've seen so far. you rock, Jared ! \m/
Jared always does the guys who sound like they would have a "I ❤️ beer & Jesus" kinda voices so well
Isn't the steroids one all producers? :P
Fire it up! Fire it up!
Dude, that was crazy!
Crazy?
Who said that!?
I loved that one 😂
Priceless! You're a genius, man!
Notice how the guy on weed was the best one.
Jared is a better actor than most of them these days. How do we nominate him for an Oscar?
Please do more of these vids, i LOVE em
The Crow reference had me dying. This and DickeyDines, best channels ever!
I think this was the best "... on drugs" video.
"and i thought i was on some shit" Ive never laughed so hard before 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you for making this video man, it's hilarious. Just keep doing that...it's so cool...
This was by far the most epic video you've made!!!
This is the best Jared Dines video yet.
Fire it up!
this has to be the best video you have made to date!!!
One of the best video of Jared.
Oh, no. Yeah. It's cool.
No. Take your time. Really.
I've got all day..
I insist.
It's 4:21 long? I'm disappointed Jared
One of my favorite videos from jared
I love these so much
"1 & 2 & 3 & 4!!", I love this video
Or, alternatively, if you're in a prog/experimental rock band:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9...14 15 16 17.
Now I know that every audio engineer I met was half on steroids, half heroin
So the are tough and scary, then fall asleep or die in seconds?
insolent and sleep are key words
the accuracy of this is phenominal, even the little "sorry guys i forgot to record" is a little mannerism i could picture someone doing
0:31 If Tuco was an Audio Engineer (yes I know its steroids but the sarcastic tone sounds like Tuco)
" I got a BALD head" hahah
This is amazing
Hahahahaha that was amazing xD Thanks for brightening up my day :)
Loool this one was awesome
How about fans on drugs?? xD
Brendon stacey
then heroin would be the only drug in the video.. i think something dead or lifeless can act like it's on heroin
+Brendon stacey someone listens to too much tool
When Jared gets drunk he becomes Southern?
love it dude! these are so funny and so true!
this is my favorite video you have done by far
the meth bits for me are the best haha!
+Beojam You know it,
Need some Good Yayo too haha
Audio Engineer on Cocaine= Glenn Fricker
Jared needs his own movie.
Nice job interspersing the drugs, this was awesome!!
fans on drugs ... cuz why da fuck not XD
During the steroids bits your arms are fucking huge. Jared "Big Beef" Dines.
Oh man this is probably the best video he's made in my opinion
I love this, it's all so damn accurate.
1:41 the drug is ska
Zoe Wand-Mansfield this comment fucking killed me.
Do singers/vocalists on drugs.
Ha, this was one of your best 'on drugs' vids. Love how heroin is always asleep
loved it!
0:39 Ilya Bryzgalov
+MyNameIsNidos he refers to his dick as 'the universe'
+MyNameIsNidos haha i totally remember that from the hbo series a while back.