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Pause at 00:43... what's that under Jared's desk?!?!
MusicAfterDeath balllll gazerrrr
*smacks neck*
Molon Labe
MusicAfterDeath
Fuck
Shit
Bassist: Hey-
The guitarists: no
Drummer: Yes
lars: no
@@deathnthrashingmadness1971 especially in AJFA
Bassist: 🥺
Bass & Drums make the music. Everyone else is just fluff
As a lead guitarist, let the bass player do what they want. Support the bass foundation.
@TheRandomGuy ? Yeah, right. The triangle sure is equal to a grand piano.
@TheRandomGuy ? Let's start a movement against musical segregation in orchestras! End string, percussion and woodwind sections!
Hell yeah
Ahaha Haha ahaha ohhh, play something different lmao
Thank you, sir.
Imagine the diva at the dentist
"say aaaaaaaah"
"aaAAAHaahmbjddbdkdbombdlc"
bomb dlc?
Somebody once told me
Carry on
Dentist:say ah
The Elitist: SLAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
Loquacious the worlds gonna roll me
the djentist
"Let the weed do the singing"
*literally every drug dealer*
The likes are lit
Yes
"Let the crack build the city"
Miami, 1970-1980
We need the musician that keeps dropping musical terms you've never heard.
Hemeola
"sooo what you wanna do there is instead of a dominant 7th, I want you to substitute in a major diminished half step 13th then modulate into ascending 5ths Locrian.. got that?"
When I was in a high school punk band, I went through that trouble. Everytime I told the band i had a song idea, the bassist (who was very progressive rock) asked me what the key was. I was still just a casual guitarist at the time so I had no idea what he meant.
Edgar Banuelos that’s me lol
"Ight bruh. After the trims, it goes into that core groove, and then the slam. ... No, the one with the nasty notes and dark chords. ...Yea, that one. Ok, so after that, we have the clean scales with the flip picking, which builds into the the Djent-down (the one that's all like 'Ba-dat, dat-dat : Ba-dat, dat-dat : Bro!, Da-da-da-dat : Ni-nana buggada buggada.')."
"People don't do minute long solos anymore"
Herman lee: *sweats*
Onur Tezer Herman lee deserves 5 minute solos
Li
Yeah because nonsensical wanking is a "solo". Thank you guitar hero for promoting mediocre shit.
I’d pay money for Dan Donegan to do minute long solos
DragonForce rules, shut up.
0:57 How Metallica be during And Justice For All
soo true
Sad but true...
@@sallaity7999 You know it’s Sad But True
"the stoner"
*literally the intro to Sweet Leaf*
0:58
Rare footage of Metallica while making ...And Justice For All colorized (c. 1988)
Serj Hetfield
Nice name
@@_nurmi06
Nice name
@@youngsavage8181 thank you
I think the funniest thing about this comment is when I clicked on the time an ad for Yousician came up LMAO
@@_nurmi06 siinä suomalaista
You forgot the musician who thinks they can tell ppl how to play an instrument they dont play.....
Part 2 coming soon?
I hate those kind of musicians
Yeah my buddy's older bro is a jazz musician and jamming with him is a blast but he's the worst micromanager there ever was. XD
I believe that is called a vocalist.
hellishman1 lol 😂😂
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I love metal
Too
Trve
Wut
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love metal
And so do you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love metal
And so should you
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Be scared of Hitler
if you're a jew.
Yes, I can imagine lyricist wearing the same clothes for 11 days straight and not even getting off the couch.
I played bass in a couple bands, that was so accurate. I write a cool part that's different from the guitar part, but still complements the song, and then I get the same "Just double up the guitar part" shit.
Maybe bands could find a good bassist if they didn't treat them all like shit.
I don't play but I have aways wondered why someone would even start with bass and not guitar. I suppose most can play both.
You can always play it different live. It's not like they'll notice lol.
I think doubling the guitar part is mainly for recording. That could be wrong. But it gives the song a huge sound doing that. I like hearing the bass do a double of the guitar but with a few added fills that add contrast. I'm not a bass player by the way. I play guitar so for me doubling the guitar is just natural. It also depends a ton on the genre of music. Trap metal is starting to get a strong foot hold and it definitely does not follow the guitar. Check out ITSOKTOCRY : I seen Satan he has dreads.
Sick and medicinal \m/ You evidently haven't listened to any bands with decent bassists if you think that's the only way to sound "huge." The bass following the guitar's root is fine, and definitely has its place,but harmony and counterpoint help make music sound better. Music is more than just melody.
@@metalboy5150 you evidently did not read my comment. I was saying i like the sound of it doubled up but with added fills also. and also pointed out that a lot of music that i think is really bad ass does not follow the guitars at all. there is a difference in liking the sound of something and thinking it is the only way to do it.
Do an "ahhhhhh"
*aaaAAaaAaAaaah*
Roger Taylor in lap of the gods
Gospel singers be like
im not in a band but if my singer was that annoying… idk man he would probs have to go
Down with the sickness
Do an "ahhhhhh"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Me: Watches 1:05
Cliff Burton: Laughs in Master of Puppets
Les Claypool: Laughs in Primus
@@jorge0358 Also Oysterhead
@@willoverdoseonmusic Les claypool made oysterhead so that comment is kind of pointless
Geezer Butler: Laughs in %75 of Black Sabbath Discography
In regards to the name dropper, he names:
- Jason Richardson
- Tosin Abasi
- Angel Vivaldi
- Matt Heafy
- Buckethead
All but one have now officially been in a "Biggest shred collab", which means.....
Buckethead in Biggest Shred Collab Song in the World IV confirmed
Yeah. To support the title's legitimacy, each subsequent video in this series (i guess) has to be bigger than the last one.
he has cracked the code
I thought he said Matt Kean from BMTH
Its 3.01 and apparently there's no collab 😥
As a bassist, the accuracy stung but all in good fun
Jamieson M Wow!!! A bassist that can rhyme. I’d never thought that I’d see the day.
Same fam, same
Justin Beall Just start ripping bass solos and they'll shit themselves bro
Bass solo? That's when the rest of the band stop playing and the bass just continues doing the same thing and the crowd goes "YEAH BASS SOLO!!!"
Jamieson M bass adds alot to a song.
My band in a nutshell
Rhythm Guitar (me): 3:53
Lead Guitar: 0:16
Drummer: 1:52
Bass: 4:39
1:41 “People usually stand”
-says the one sitting
He kinda needs to sit down since he’s on the drums
2:49 The way he walks off xD
Me when i was 6.
He looks like a bird XD
@@calebengland77 so majestic
also DUM TUM DUM
Chuck Berry has been real quiet since this dropped.
4:06 That mousepad is a pick, nice!
We've got em at Marshall Music TC, I think. Pretty cool! I don't have a PC so I don't have one but still haha
I have the same and I love it too
5:12
He's gone full Fred Durst
Noooooooooo
"People don't do minute long solos anymore"
Free bird: *_what_*
{insertnamehere} **wut**
*W E T*
??
*CONFUSED SCREAMING*
only uh... that was written 47 years ago
Bassists are awesome. Don't hate.
Mr Freddo Renton Suck up.
@Kooliocalum Go do a band yourself with full instruments and you still cant get any further than other people in the comment section
Also they are so calm like Davie504
For people saying bassists suck, there a cog that runs to keep the band playing and sound good. Without a bassist, your fucked.
The bassline is the centerpiece for reggae.
Vocalist: *sings notes*
Jared: *works on his powered off computer*
Jax LaPoint That's the best way to.deal with singers and I'm.a singing drummer, lol
Proof? Watch "perry" on UA-cam
ua-cam.com/video/MQi-spwbFPk/v-deo.html
I am DEFINITELY the fashion queen. I have special flamingo Vans JUST for drumming. So I can feel the pedals.
Singing drummers must unite man....actually wait, how is that gonna work in a thrash metal band?
Bass players like me always get disrespected but people don’t realise how important we are.
Yeah, if we didn't have the bass we wouldn't have good backup music gotta help the bassists and give support!
Ok
I’m a bass player in my band and I get the most respect in my group
But then again I play piano at the same time and if I was disrespected like that I’d smash them all with my bass.... Nahhh, that wouldn’t be the reason
Yeah, the bass player in ...and justice for all was pretty good
As a bass player I can confirm that our main job is to get shouted at
Also, why does you bass have 6 strings
pengu I can also confirm
pengu why does your tenor guitar sound like that
Can confirm
That bass neck is as thick as call me carson's neck
This is the only reason y we guitar players disrespect u all puny little bass players. Cause u all troll us on the internet (and..................
.
U GUYS CAN BE PROGRAMED!!!!!)
" 11days later " Still laying on the couch and didnt even change clothes
Lanze Manao Pretty accurate. That's the vocalist lifestyle.
Lanze Manao sounds like most of reddit
shred wars with thedooo!
Furkan Demirel that'd be amazing oml
Ripter yup!
yee that would be awesome
Furkan Demirel fuck yea
Furkan Demirel yesssss
*John Deacon wants to know your location*
Queen fan??????
Javier Ambrosio stfu
Do people actually treat bass players like this in real life?
Some do..it's stupid. Being a prick for someone who is supposed to deliver performance for you.. I know its jokes but still.
Bass yo only mean bands
Bass player whats that ?
Yes unless your bass has 6 or more strings and thinner stri.... oh wait nvm
Edit : I'm deleting this comment to stop the replies. I was trying to avoid editing my comment nor deleting it so people can actually know what's going on, but some of you preferred to reply with mockery before reading ALL of my replies.
But basically people thought I said all bass players in the real world are the worst guitar players so they switch to bass. Of course that's a dumb statement, I know that. I genuinely apologized for implying that ALL BASS PLAYERS sucks. Everything I said is basically MY EXPERIENCE ONLY. I really appreciate people who actually pick up bass by heart, but my comment sounds like no one in the entire world does that. I know that isn't true, I was just trying to say that people in my community doesn't play bass voluntarily. I thought I made it clear in this comment, but turns out my english wasn't that good. So I'm truly sorry for implying stupid statements about bassist.
Shred Wars with thedoo!!!
Guitar Brothers yessss
Three people you've gotta do shred wars with
1.the doo
2.Rick Graham
3.Merkmusic
Starlord he wants to "war" not to get bullied
The doo can play anything, he will destroy him for shure
Oh come on it still be fun i think. He shred wars against angel vivaldi for goodness sake if he can do that he can have anyone do the segment with him i think. Pretty hard to top that i think, vivaldi a monster
And trying to debate the doo is better than vivaldi is a very hard thing to do i think. Hard to compare two beasts when you know they ll never be put in that cage
Add Patrick Somoulay and the list is complete
5:44 how to prepare for an AC/DC vocal cover
5:45 and that is how Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath got it's intro
Everyone thinks I taught myself how to sing, but I actually I just learned to blow the weed smoke on the microphone and let the weed do the singing, man.
That's og
Let the weed sing
woah man, thats like, a really good idea man
311😂
5:35 my life is officially complete
"i dont mean to be rude but feel lile people usually stand up when theyre playing" , this is coming from the drummer....
I'm the bass player :(
Im the elitist
Im the drummer
Bass brothers
Daniel your opinion doesn't matter
Play something different?
still waiting for shred wars with the doo
guitar battles live yess
Yes
Oh my god yesss that would be amazing
00:56 a live look at Jason newsted talking to James and Lars in studio .circa 1987-1988
(1:05)
Tom Araya: *Laughs in Reign in Blood*
Number 2 is so true. A lot of “singers” feel the need to vibrato on every note
Makin Bacon we listened to Morrissey. There's no way back
actually, the vibrato is what separates boys from men... but yeah, sometimes you need that clean, soft note.
Vibrato = good.
Random vocal runs ≠ good.
Ever.
OOF THE ACCURACY HURTS
I know it's like we came from a choir or something...........wait.
more like "every kind of band member"
So true!! There's more than 3 instruments ..
Toreole Even the elitist?
Spider Farms ltd. No, only two, really. Bass and then drums, lol.
Nobody cares about the drunk singer and the assholian guitar player, :)
TightSqueeze Jam at FB Iron Maiden: Bitch please
TightSqueeze Jam at FB What about piano or e-piano? But not Keybord, keybord doesn't exist
Haha. I feel like I would be the insecure musician, because I always feel like I could be better than I am, but I never know how I’m doing.
Also, I think of myself as a musician, but I’m actually not.
I think for me it's either I know what I'm doing but make a screw up and think that, "oh shit, someone must've noticed (this is usually at performances), it doesn't help that I jump or somehow make it known that "oh shit, I did something wrong." It's a bad habit of mine. The other example is when I actually have no idea what I'm doing but have to do it in short notice or to complete the task, I had to sight read for Chorus All-State just last night and I don't think I got a single note right. Good thing about the latter is, I can at least learn that later for whenever I need to.
On another note, I still need to practice my snare work for my senior year of high school.
You forgot the smug keyboardist who brags about his insane knowledge of music theory
The diva is so painfully accurate
The diva ! 10/10
Deyvison Silva his computer wasn't even on
5:35 666/666
You literally fuked up my ears at 1:18
Fucked my ears and broke my heart lol.
All of these were amusing, but I DIED at the Stoner because I once had a singer who said that exact line in the middle of practice.
stll waiting for shred wars with...
Marty Schwartz
Aidan Patman-Clark i dont think that.s ever going to happen sadly...
Aidan Patman-Clark I FUCKING LOVE MARTY SCHWARTZ
Marty's the man
Marty is awesome but I've never seen him shred. He's more of a blues rock kinda guitarist.
OH HELL YEAH
No one knows a bassist pain 😂
Snop doggo drummer does.
But you and I can ignore the jackassery from Gibson guy, and pretend Drunk singer girl isn't there and just have fun...
That music playing in the background is very van halenish.
What song is it? It sounds familiar but I can’t put my finger on the name😭
When he was changing clothes I felt like I was creating a character on guitar hero 😂
My fav is the "I got scammed" one
Duuuuuuuude
Ooooo...burn, hahaha...
Jared, gimme a shout for $1,200 and a pile of bullsh*t :) Phil Collins liked my cover, lol. I can drop names like a...and the stoner's why you don't let the drummer sing, dumbass :)
SANTIAGO
Shred Wars with thedooo
Vasor 000 dared would win
I dont think so, WUSIC IS MIN
2:48 I love that walk. Strut queen!
0:56 rip my fellow bassists
I just liked every shred wars with the dooo comment
My Lost Wife yeah
2:43 11 days and You still have the same clothes..
FluțiTheMLGPro he's not playing drums
That's why.
You get 10 minutes in an outfit if you play drums :)
FluţiTheMLGPro Every Sunday is laundry day.
Aschilopatul washing machine
Klaus.DauPTParlament well that the singer for you
And has no one noticed the Big Fish/Steve Bushemi reference? 😀
1:07 that poster in the back though XD
0:57 the sad life of a bassist.
As a bass player I'm lucky with the amount of freedom my band gives me lol
Joseph Perez lol good one 😂
man bass players get too much shit... truth is when youre good youre in high demand.
Quiltface Glinn Frucker
Quiltface actually yes bassists are in high demand I wouldn’t want to be a bassist in my band though
TheConTraDemOn Why not though?
5:50 sweet leaf
You ever seen the back of a Chapman Guitar?
You ever seen the back of a Chapman guitar.... *onnn weeeeed?*
Hoping it's a half baked reference
5:45 that's just straight up coronavirus
The background music is so cool
It sounds so much like X JAPAN's "Easy Fight Rambling," except the guitar is louder.
It's a UA-cam stock song called "Takeoff" by Ethan Meixsell
+MIPI Well, I'd take it over ukuleles and whistles any day of the week.
Sounds like joe satriani satch boogie
Jaden Pisarczyk thats what I thought too.
"So you just wanna cover highway to hell or something"
R.I.P Malcolm Young
1:27 Dream Theater wants to know your location
@@SpywareVA I think he says that you are a location 😂
5:12 so you predicted Maynard's new outfit for live shows?
Awesome
Hurrrr you guys wun' cover highway to hell or som'n'
Tjarda Rosendaal ikr😂
Tjarda Rosendaal He looks like Chris Adler unless I'm drunk
Shred wars with Kirk Hammett. Do it... no Ballz
Kirk sucks bruh
@@heffheffheffheffheff7182 oh yeah, lead guitarist for the greatest metal band of all time, trash for sure lmao
@jonny j kirk is sloppy.. james is better than kirk.. also you not knowing the difference between they,their, they are , annoys me af
MBT TV Kirk really isn't sloppy. I'll admit that he's gotten really lazy in his solo composition in recent years, but he's never been particularly sloppy. Sloppy is Jimmy Page, God love him. He's one of the greats, but he's slopoy as hell when it comes to soloing. Kirk, though? Nah. I'll grant he might not be as "on" as he once was, but all those dudes are pushing 60. That shit happens.
When kirk tries, he's incredible.
I'm somehow the Fill-In, while also being the drummer and being a full member of the band.
When you're thia hot you're always warm. That's a great line.
From playing in bands for 11 years, I’ve met multiple versions of every category of musician in this. Even hybrids of them. Once played with a stoner, shit talking, diva. That was an interesting time.
all I can think of at 2:20 is the KNEE-work tattoo
GET IT
IT'S A KEY WORK
oN HIS KNEE
I should go outside more.
Mallowmari another child of the fence! :D
I see you fellow COTF!! Lol
5:44 when Jared like here we go again and the way that guy starts coughing 🤣
The Gear Guy: has an unending stream of new gear he’s never satisfied with but keeps because it’s the most expensive. Also doesn’t know how to use it to its full potential.
Shred wars w/ Rick Graham
RIP Jared, Rick is literal god at shredding.
Yesssss
That's not even fair
*R I C K*
Absolutely agree!
I think Jared had way too much fun with the Fashion Queen one.
Thank you so much for this video, This is what I've been needing
Let's not forget the Cell phone guy...The Drunk guy...The Late guy...The early to leave guy...The I need a ride guy...The I have to take a break after 20 minute guy...The bring your girlfriend to every practice guy...The dude I hardly ever touch my guitar when I'm home guy...The tendonitis guy at the age of 25...The list goes on and on and yet we still do it day in and day out...
Gimli s already drunk again!
Yeah I heard he drank heroin from a fire hose before this
Vincent Mindas RIP
Your opinion doesn't really matter you know... microaggression detected!
oh god... The Bass Player... why is my life...
and yes, I do play bass. or rather, am PLAYING bass at this moment. what? no, of course watching UA-cam videos counts as practicing. How? uuh...
Do guitar first. With those years of flute playing, your hands will be used to making complex finger combinations, and you will already have a head start over most players. Bass is easy to learn, but quite difficult to get good at. Start with guitar and later if you want you can try the bass you can. Hope this helps
Watch band maid, the bassist name is MISA maybe she can inspire u
@Shadow Normal 4 strings bass and a lot of classes DAH
As a bass player, i demand more respect
I've totally been that bass player & has been there!
JOOOoooOOooOoOOOooOOOSH
*AREYOUHAVINGFUNONTOURJOSH*
That's my name don't wear it out
The Earth DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Mackenzie 8 is a shit "musiciaaaaaaaaaaan" :D
Sebastian2003! DO NOT BULLY THE DUNSHINE. Also he is amazing drummer.
The way he walks away at 2:51 has me creasing
2:37 he put his phone in a cup holder
Wait is that not normal?
"I play better when I'm stoned, I really do."
Redmar Kerkhof my lead drummmer DEFINITELY DOES, lol
Jared plays the Insecure Guy too well.
The slayer part got me. I haven't laughed so hard in so long. Thank you.
2:37 11 days later and he's still wearing the same clothes
03:30 "Did I tell you - I'm that Buckethead?" LOOOOOOL
the last one is every vocalist I ever worked with omfg
Myke Murphy my old drummer used to just constantly get High and not rehearse, constantly annoyed me
When its 2 years later and you realize you still embody most of these ;(
What's the song that is playing between segments?
Dylan Oak Joe satriani Satch Boogie
@@xX_N.Y.P.D_Xx Wrong, it's Takeoff by Ethan Meixsell, do some research
Macaroni And Nothing Else not even close