trying out for the band.. (in 10 styles)
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- Опубліковано 2 бер 2018
- today we look at the all too familiar process of holding band tryouts.
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i'm shure that jared with yoga pants will be appear in my future nightmares
Okey he will be appear tonight
S H U R E
*wet nightmare
Same
Admit it. You were checking out his ass before his face was revealed.
The prodigy is me, without the skills.
Dave Micolichek no because he could have the knowledge the newbie is just new, he doesn’t have the knowledge or the application
God me too
Here from 3 am
The prodigy is me, but not plugged in.
Emo.
Scary guy translation:
1. I can play anything
2. Hell
3. It's a great way for others to perceive my music by how it sounds instead of based on how I look
4.only once
5. It was self defense, he tried to rob me
Bruh
thanks
Not Hell, but Norway
And he likes to participate in black face for fun
I see you speak norwegian
That is pretty accurate. The prodigies usually are really insecure tbh.
Because when you reach the point where you’re really good at your art, naturally you’re going to look for extremely minute details to critique since there’s nothing “big picture” to criticize anymore. No matter how good you get at something, you are ALWAYS gonna find something wrong!
Usually? Always.
A few of my most interesting experiences with trying to find a new band member:
-A drummer that couldn't play the simplest AC/DC drum beat
-A bassist that couldn't play Smells like Teen Spirit or even tune the bass, and later claimed that he was drunk and destroyed his bass but he will get a new one.. And he didn't ofc
-A vocalist that claimed that he sings like Nick Cave, Neil Young and Ian Curtis but on the rehearsal he didn't give a shit about the tempo and he had the most horrible voice I've ever heard. Also, he couldn't even use a mic stand and it fell over on the drumset.
-Countless guys that were excited about our band and then stopped responding the messages.
Good to have a stable team lol.
It hurts when they stop replying i felt that its the truest story actually😢
I have a band wirh a drummer without drums a extra guitarist that never played a random kid with a keyboard and me who started it al😂
comparing yourself to ian curtis is always a red flag tbh
Isn’t it amazing at how hard it is to get a group of people together to rock. Had a singer who was trying out, I usually give guys a few weeks just so I can get a good feel for them. This guy kept turning the pa down so no one could hear him sing. I finally made a recording where I could hear him and I realized why it was turned down. Guy went nuts afterwards and I had to get the cops involved.
@@ayard2120
That escalated so quickly in one sentence.
Is it just me or did all of them kind of look like Jared Dines
.....
Nah man just you
@@guitarcoverz9289 omg smh you don't get it do you
Nah definitely just you
Nah bro your making shit up
Usually guitarists just pop out of FedEx boxes from Japan with no memories
Edit: woah woah woah, too many likes, why have you done this
And the only english word they know is "noodle"
Not an Instrument oh hell yeah
Gaan we dan nu neuken?
n o o d l e
Not an Instrument I love you
2:23 "oh JAMES wassup JAMES how you doin JAMES" gets me everytime lmaooo
How’s the wife?
looking worse everyday, yeah?
Metallica has joined the chat
It’s Your Girl Ava!!!! Yes james hetfield
Playing a guitar that’s on the wall behind Tony and Austin
Anyone else think "the prodigy" looks a little like stevie t?
Ryan Hennigan kinda
Ryan Hennigan not really lol
I thought he looked a little like Jared Dines
@@isakurdad7056 woah, dude
I see how his hair makes you think that way
You killed someone?
"UARHEHRG"
"K why?"
I know why he killed someone, he touched my guitar
"how's the wife... looking worse everyday, right yeah..." 😂
Mad9977 Productions I read that right as he was saying it
You have 666 likes
@@haydenpowell2555 Same🤣🤣🤣
Mad9977 Productions hahahahahahahhaa
We once had someone audition as a bass player and he told us:
"I started playing the guitar about two years ago but then I knew everything and it became very boring so I switched to bass."
Sounds exactly like the guy you want to have in your band :-D
Lol was he any good?
Lol I started from guitar to bass and that's so funny😂. I played guitar and then didn't enjoy it very much and I switched to bass and it clicked. I play my guitar every so often
@@JDMwebry865 literally what happened to me I got bored of it and learned about bass and it’s much more fun to me and every now and then I might pick up a guitar and play but a bass is a hell of a lot more fun
@@legorobotics1017 yep exactly
4:25 this guy is from Norway for sure.
Ingenting for Norge
@@Angel-of8kz and possibly murder
varg!!!!!!!!
Scary guy translator:
(So what ya gonna play for us?)
Some Boston
(Where ya from man?)
Canada
(What's with the face paint?)
I murdered someone
(You killed someone?)
Yes
(Why)
He touched my guitar
LMFAO better than google translate tho
I would say play Gorgoroth and hailing from Norway
9
That reminds me of playing some video games when having a conversations to NPCs...
** he was a pop head**
“I’ve been listening to you guys since self-titled in 2009”
* twenty one pilots fans *
Self titled wasn't that a used ablum?
Connor Greene self titled basically means it’s named after the band
[Insert Emo Meme Here] thank you
tortilla chips it's quite obvious from your profile pic that you're a TØP fan tho
II-//
What black metal fans think they look like: 4:44
What they actually look like:
2:55
😂
0:21 - 90% of the people i had in my band at some point
0:53 - what most of those 90% claimed to be like
2:09 - that one who never even turned up
3:18 - my music teacher
no one asked for this but i dont care
haha man, no I appreciate this lolll
and 3:45 would be me i guess
I had a burden guy in my band once.. he would literally show up with just a guitar and strap, not even a cable, and ask for beer, weed, and cigarettes.
Its a comment section, you dont need people to ask you for something, and his comment got some laughs out of me.
6:02 would be me I guess.
1:22 I hit a F sharp diminished 9, instead of a F augmented 7
I hardly noticed man, it was fine.
I noticed a little bit.
*cries and runs away*
Those are chords, not fretboard notes, which actually made it even funnier
Yeah we're watching the same video as you dude, we're not blind you know.
@@basserman You mean deaf
thanks for repeating useless parts of the video that I just watched
@@basserman So, you read lips or something? Because you didn't understand what i said you stupid ass bitch
"So what are you going to play for us"
*GRUNTS*
eeryuuyyuggffffghhghhh
Cannibal Corpse” in “
Mick Mars like lol
4:07 "sweet jared dines"
Scary guy is actually Squidward
Dun dun dun
its Danzig
666th like
I thought it was like someone of behemoth
so uh... how'd that guitar taste, Jared?...
Mmm, the sweet taste of wood, with a hint of nickel from the strings, such a perfect flavor combination
In Germany we would say: "Schmeckt auf jedenfall besser als amerikanisches Drecksessen... Nur Spaß euer essen ist lecker!" Type that into Google Translator.
@@grumpplays6193 It's still tasting better than the USA food HSAHHAHAHAHh
I laughed so hard.
The scary guy is literally every Black Metal guitarist ever
Without that Ibanez 8 string guitar.
"I hit a f# diminished 9 instead of an augememted 7..."
*UUUUEEEEAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH*
(F#dim)9 is
F# Bb C G#
F#(dim9) is
F# Bb C# G
(F#aug)7 is
F# Bb D E
How could you possibly mess that up
First chairs in band class... aka me
the gen z version of this would be playing a sus chord
@@sci_pain3409 I am new to music, so everytime I see one of the sus chords, I’m confused-also amongus has been drilled into my brain :|
The prodigy lol
Shelby B! He had a great stage presence
SmellerOfSound that was so nasty and he just looks off to the side lol. Like Jared is pretending to be a prodigy when he really is one!
Shelby B! I'm the prodigy, but without the skill
Shelby B! Im the prodigy but with not that king of stupid cloth
I’m the prodigy of Slam.
She's my *Jared Dines*
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good, make a grown man cry
Sweet *Jared Dines!*
SEiMEi this is amazing
😂 Put a finger in my Jared Dines!!!
Jared Kanzaki or Hideri Dines From Blend S
🍒🍰😉
“self titled album in 2009” nice twenty øne piløts reference there man
He talks about fortnight. _He truly is a burden._
He is a nightmare
Just please stop hating fortnite... like literally aside from being unpopular because of minecraft what made you hate fortnite?
@@zLucci. The toxicity. The racist 9-year-olds. The tryhards and a lot of personal experience from people within the game.
@@johnwells7740 The actual word is fortnight.
@@johnwells7740 I mean, I was making fun of it and that's a part of it.
My names cheddar, my friends call me cheese😂😂😂😂
"Uh, our last guitarist got a War Robots sponsorship."
I think the "scarey guy" is a misunderstood soul. He just needs a bear hug. Please someone give him some love
Jared: I Hear jimmy hendrix plays like this
Me: BECAUSE HE WAS LEFT HANDED
What a mess that Steve T didn't take the part of the super hot girl...would be hilarious
Mr. Meeseeks you mean his sister/girlfriend lol
THATS EXAXTLY WHAT I️ WAS THINKING
You just wanna see steve T in a dress hahahaha
gawn fall
Don't we all....?
If this was a Music is win video, he would surely have included his wife.
2:50 = frank iero
Stop
@@PeeNidsCold ?
Did he ever do that?
Truth
tRUE
2:50 Jason Newstead when he joined Metallica
And then, they hazed him for 14 years
WHY IS THIS SO TRUEEEE
During the scary guy one, u can see jared almost crack a smile a couple times😂
Forgot the one who’s constantly high
That was the Burden
Constantly high and shreds >>>>>
The Spherical Earth High guys always make the heaviest riffs.
My old band’s lead guitarist. Always came around pretty high, genius on guitar tho.
A band i used to work for (i was the guy who set up the gear aka rodie just without banging the band) the rhythm guitarist would either show up high or with a joint about to get high he shredded though
"She had the most amounts of Talents"
-Austin Dickey 2018
Alex Black I had to pause right there and scroll down to see if anyone else noticed that. So good.
The scariest part of the scary guy is the amount of strings on that guitar
It's moments like the prodigy when we get to see just how talented Jared really is. He should make a jam session video!
Would bang
Normally generic Bait? I'm saying that she's hot. What's wrong with that?
Djent/10
69 likes
Jared's been my pin-up girl ever since the Lady Gaga video. xD
Is that a motherfucking JoJo reference?
4:00 something else that I can’t unsee
Now everytime i hear warrant - cherry pie, this scene 4:20 will always flash in my mind
4:36 Slipknot?
Black metal
Jim root without the mask
Jim root if his face was the mask
Littletweeter lmao
Laughing
That face paint definitely needs to make a comeback...
"you killed somebody?" BAAH xD
My band tried to find a singer, then we found none and got a saxophone.
After he left we got still no singer, so we got a second drumset instead. I am the first drummer and it was a learning experience, even fun at times, but I was happy when it was over.
Then we got a singer but she didn't like to sing in front of people, including us and she didn't even sing rock or punk stuff, so she left quicky.
Well, now we are getting a second bass next and our current bass wants to start singing. This can only turn out well.
How did it turn out? lol
Love the outtakes at the end, so good
So much AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS 2:56
Self titled album in 2009 sounds familiar
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@@onemoreseptember2550 ?
||-// TØP BRUH!!!!!
TØP
The prodigy seemed to be a great guitarist why did they not choose him.
Technically skilled, yeah, but imagine having to _work with_ a person like that.
I used to be in a punk rock band with the prodigy drummer. He was undoubtly better than the rest of us combined, but just too good for what we wanted to play. During the show it almost seemed like he didn't care what we're playing, he was just doing his own 45 minute long drum solo. Still love the dude though
He ran away and was never seen again XD
Cos he ran way lol!
Favorite channel on UA-cam man
I laughed so hard at this: 4:10 hahah! You guys are awesome :'D
Yes, that was so unexpected! x)Thanks a lot!!
Noelle dos Anjos haha I'm subscribed to you, nice covers
Vai dar uns pesadelos mas tudo bem xD
The name of the song please 😁
br?
The super fan is like Jason Newsted when auditioning to Metallica
Except he got in.
He actually kicked ass in his audition, like, holy fucking shit dude what am I doing with my life.
topijuh what i thought too guess im not alone.
If only he knew…
Puchu Last Name What happened?
Honestly, one of my favourite videos just for the outtakes of the intro hahaha don’t get me wrong I love all your stuff J but those outtakes were comedy gold hahaha
Jared: plays white guitar
Judges: has the same white guitar behind them
Wow, you really stepped up the production quality in this one. I can't quite put my finger on it but whatever you did its working, great stuff.
Djared the Djrag Qjeen
When I tried to pronounce Qjueen my Brain started to hurt really bad
That image of Jared in drag is something I hope years of therapy and alcohol abuse will wash away.
Jonathan Sefcik that was harsh
Sonic Blue
Im dead asf
I thought he was hot, Jared is cute
One of the best Jared Dines' video ever!!!
4:00 time to take my 4k back to the store
This better be good, I was on pornhub when you posted this
@jareddines there was only one thing in this video that got me off Jared and I think you know what it was... “cherry pie”😜😂😂
Cory Gordon i gotchu 3:59
I relate
Why is there always a pornhub comment...
gawn fall is there? Is there really?
2:48 the jason newsted
or John Frusciante in 1988..
It must be so heartwarming to be able to join the band you admire and equally sad when you see your mirages of childhood broken apart
love it, and that you having fun doing this
4:18 gonna be in my nightmares
AAAAAAAH!
The super fan: aka Frank Iero
Didn't expect any dead fans down here with me
YAAAAAAS
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH KISS ME YOU ANIMAL
@@graceherring4220 oof thanks? Idk i don't know you but like , you're cool
Eathan The Flower Boi WHER IS THE FUCKIN LIE
3:59 jared has some nice legs
Nommerz when you realize that his legs are better than yours, or if your a dude your girlfriends
I actually thought it was a chick at first 🤣🤣
Actually, my boyfriend also has better legs than me, feels bad man
They were better in jeans 😂
This video gets better every time I watch it
Dude you are hilarious and you have great talent. Huge fan bro.
That "corpse paint" ain't trve kvlt.
looks like screamo paint :D
what did you expect
Looks similar to Behemoth honestly
The Prodigy looks that Matt Skiba
Nat Owens except actually good.
Nat Owens yes 😂😂
This comment made my day XDXD
Nat Owens he looks like emo Peter parker
He looks like me dude. Even wearing my usual outfit
This is great! Also you are also twenty one pilots "I have been listing to you since self titled in 2009" 👌
The bloopers were the best part 😂
This is why Jared is my favorite youtuber
This is what UA-cam needs to be. Quality PRODUCED content, good acting, awesome relevant material. This is a channel worth subbing to.
You guys should have your own TV show.....that was very very funny.....more please
the key holder bit was so good
4:10 I didn't know Courtney Love ever watched Jared's videos. Also, "The Prodigy" is basically Yngwie if he was bored during every performance.
Haha. But Jared as a trap looks better than Courtney.
I thought it Courtney love
Nope. That's more like Paul Gilbert but not quite as insane as Paul Gilbert
But what does Corey Taylor think about this?
Metallic Vinyl
Oh shit..... Referencing a 6 month old meme. In 2018, that is essentially the same as busting out a golden oldie.
(What I'm trying to say is; most of you have the attention span of a particularly dim squash.)
😂😂😂😂
Jared in tights. 😍♥️😊
Great work Jared.... Awesome🙏
He probably Pushed his fingers into his eyes
Who'd have thought music can be entertaining even when it isn't being played! Thanks for the great laughs, guys!
Outtakes were the best bit
I wanna see the bloopers for this lol
"do you have fortnite?"
nuh man too expensive
mdr
Eskallite 139 ,
2:56 Frank Iero :)
The Prodigy ..perfect. so on point.
You really improved the quality of your videos, keep it up Jared
4:08 TRAP
Jared Kanzaki or Hideri Dines
Hideri Kanzaki (Blend S' Trap)
Jared Dines :v
I like it how austin is curious and ask him ok why that was hilarious
Jared is actually one of the best actors on yt
3:06 - 'I've been listening ever since you came out with Self-titled album in 2009...'
Twenty One Pilots
Jared seems to like dressing up as a hot girl
Barry B Benson lol, yeah, but can he wah in stilettos...
That's the REAL question.
That will tell us how much time he REALLY spends in drag, lol
Couldn't help but notice the Everett Silvertips hat🤘🏼
This video just made my night, 4:14 is by far my favourite part hahaha
I really like the story you added in this top 10! It's a small thing but adds so much to this video and I love it!
Edit: And by story Austin and Tony's reaction count also. It was amazing!
Limp Bizkit - Rollin
.Verry Jupiter
Oh my gosh he does
Nopp hate fred and his douche bag
Fuck limp bizkit
Jared I'm a super fan. I've been following you for....
"The Prodigy" One Should Be "The 'Don't Even Ask Anything' Guy"
2:40 Is that the same guitar in the back?Woah
I love these skets so much
i love every time you make black metal jokes, literally those are what i live for in your videos, please keep it up
The last grunt from “Scary Guy” at the end murdered my lungs because I wheezed harder than a faulty lawnmower