Bill Engvall-Spending Time Together

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • Bill Engvall's stand up of him and his wife spending time together hunting and whale watching.

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  • @kennethneece4838
    @kennethneece4838 2 роки тому +17

    The bit where Bill said, that’s a 60ft animal, we’re in a 6ft rubber raft! We’re a bath toy!😄😄😄😄

  • @zzchilizz01
    @zzchilizz01 Рік тому +11

    Bill kills me he is so funny and his face it kills me

  • @debrabaird633
    @debrabaird633 Рік тому +14

    If Bill didn’t have such a sweet accent I don’t know if his delivery would be so successful He’s priceless 🌺

  • @kennethneece4838
    @kennethneece4838 2 роки тому +13

    Bill Engvall and Jeff Foxworthy are two of the best comedians that are really funny! 😄😄😄

  • @susanbonser3029
    @susanbonser3029 3 роки тому +27

    Without a doubt one of my favorite comedians, the the expressions on his face make me laugh

  • @walterbriggs272
    @walterbriggs272 Рік тому +6

    These guys have the best stories and so funny cause I can relate. Never take your 5 year old daughter deer hunting or fishing that will be a lost cause!

  • @TheresaCastellanos-h9h
    @TheresaCastellanos-h9h 5 місяців тому +5

    Taking the wife deer hunting is my most favorite joke… just imagining that happening just blows my mind and makes my ribs hurt.. lolololol

  • @barbara-ty4gh
    @barbara-ty4gh 4 роки тому +15

    Love Bill I messed up an said jeff cus I been watching both of them all night! It's now 7:15 am an I have to stop an get some sleep plus my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!!!!! he's so funny!!

  • @billbeliakoff5589
    @billbeliakoff5589 4 роки тому +31

    "Why do they put those signs up ? Deer can't read" That could've have easily been followed up with a "here's your sign".

    • @teresareichek6000
      @teresareichek6000 Рік тому +2

      Yea, then he's sleeping on the couch for a week.

    • @billbeliakoff5589
      @billbeliakoff5589 Рік тому +1

      @@teresareichek6000 He must sleep on the couch a lot because he's used his wife in his routines a few times.

    • @teresareichek6000
      @teresareichek6000 Рік тому +1

      @@billbeliakoff5589 using her in his routine is not the same as blatantly calling her stupid.

    • @billbeliakoff5589
      @billbeliakoff5589 Рік тому +1

      @@teresareichek6000 It could've been a one time thing pointing out that even our loved ones have moments of stupidity, not a way of saying she does stupid things on a regular basis.

  • @denisehedden5108
    @denisehedden5108 4 роки тому +15

    🙃I love this Man he's so crazy funny he can make me laugh when no one else can🙃☝️

  • @Macsrus5
    @Macsrus5 Рік тому +5

    Loved you on Last Man Standing ✌🏼

  • @shifrabaila4074
    @shifrabaila4074 Рік тому +8

    As I was laughing out loud, I was thinking at the same time how much harder I would have laughed if I could have seen his expressive face at the same time.

  • @meaghangalvin3355
    @meaghangalvin3355 5 років тому +17

    Wish he would do more shows!!!
    🌎🌏🔍👀🤔😄

  • @margiemendoza3022
    @margiemendoza3022 4 роки тому +16

    Love you Bill! Was very depressed but this is so funny!!! Thank you so much!!!

    • @eledhwenmare2403
      @eledhwenmare2403 3 роки тому +3

      Hope you’re doing better. I have trouble with that too. Bill snaps me out of it.

  • @shelliematter2503
    @shelliematter2503 5 років тому +18

    The reason my husband won't take me hunting 😂😂😂😂 I will eat it, but don't take me to shoot it.

  • @cherylrogers6941
    @cherylrogers6941 6 років тому +44

    Your stuff never gets old,my Mom and Dad had this on DVD but It's still funny and I've seen It all before!!

  • @vh6307
    @vh6307 3 роки тому +4

    I know....... I know.......ya gotta love her!!! May God protect u from your possible thoughts when Bill's wife scared that deer away!!!🙈😅🙋🏾‍♀️

  • @cierakitty
    @cierakitty 5 років тому +22

    It's whale snot ! ! Gotta love it

  • @kellicunningham3975
    @kellicunningham3975 6 років тому +61

    "He blew his nose on us!" Hilarious!!

  • @tracieandthecrazyturtle477
    @tracieandthecrazyturtle477 5 років тому +11

    What time do they show up? Lost it 🤣😆😆

  • @conniecarroll7222
    @conniecarroll7222 4 роки тому +7

    If you take someone hunting make damn sure they know the rules.I'm amazed at how stupid people can be.

  • @ronnieanderson6603
    @ronnieanderson6603 3 роки тому +7

    He is the best makes my day.

  • @barbarabrennan1753
    @barbarabrennan1753 5 років тому +17

    What time deer show up. I don't know. He didn't return my call.

  • @crystalfranklin3608
    @crystalfranklin3608 4 роки тому +15

    "I don't want a ged.'😂

  • @marciaolson5708
    @marciaolson5708 3 роки тому +5

    Dude, how come we can’t see you perform? It’s no fun without it!😏😏😏

  • @jenniferdelay9669
    @jenniferdelay9669 5 років тому +13

    Never go in a women's purse

  • @Brenda0312F
    @Brenda0312F 6 років тому +28

    I love how you tried to find expressions to match the story! Haha GREAT JOB!, 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  • @andrewweidner7494
    @andrewweidner7494 3 роки тому +5

    These pics are on point with the stories

  • @claraht.6999
    @claraht.6999 5 років тому +24

    There's only one of HIM, He's a blessing.

  • @paigedavis5863
    @paigedavis5863 5 років тому +8

    This would be my parents my dad is the hunter and my mom is not that way she loves animals and bugs 😂😂 they are still happily married ❤

  • @diedrapayne6202
    @diedrapayne6202 5 років тому +6

    So that wasn't my husband ?? I divorced him for pushing me outta that thing ! Gotta go...I need to make a phone call...25 years late, but....you are so funny and make me remember good times !

  • @JennyMcMaster-mj7fd
    @JennyMcMaster-mj7fd 4 місяці тому +2

    I've heard many of these stories/jokes and I'm dying laughing...still funny no matter how many times you've heard them. Whale Snot...Deer Hunting...I've got to pee!❤

  • @davethm75
    @davethm75 3 роки тому +2

    And this is why you teach your woman to hunt before actually doing so

  • @denisehedden13
    @denisehedden13 5 років тому +12

    Hilarious just too funny

  • @ljtlove4519
    @ljtlove4519 6 місяців тому +2

    On my first and last deer trip, I talked the entire time on purpose. No deer were harmed on that trip.

  • @meaghangalvin3355
    @meaghangalvin3355 5 років тому +6

    Love this guy!
    🌎🌏🔍👀🤔😄

  • @tammysample4693
    @tammysample4693 5 років тому +12

    I love deer hunting...covered in camo...with my husband every year!

    • @leighmills2149
      @leighmills2149 5 років тому +2

      Yes honey!!! Us country girls who love to hunt, aren't afraid to pee in the woods, and can field dress a deer are rare gifts from God!

  • @jimmym7922
    @jimmym7922 7 років тому +31

    I love this joke this is one of my favorite

  • @kellienicolebrooksschettin6598
    @kellienicolebrooksschettin6598 5 років тому +6

    Hey thank for the love keep us laughing and unloading....every body needs raffs....good raffs....ha hah...potzi u so funny....I'm old....

  • @alanmacification
    @alanmacification 2 роки тому +1

    What about the town council lady who wanted a deer-crossing sign moved because it was too close to her house.

  • @kellienicolebrooksschettin6598
    @kellienicolebrooksschettin6598 5 років тому +4

    Hey Bill are gonna ever do anymore...here s your sign or are u tired of it and not doing it anymore....you are so good at the delivery and facial,and the timing it never gets old...well for us the fans....cough arghgg,does everyone think that Bill should do dancing with the stars again,who's with me show of hands....just joking that was a great story...how many studios do u gots now...can't keep track,u riot thanks I'm not a good texter so I didn't get the DWTS...but who cares,JK,I should say nothing because my dad just stopped ROLLER DANCING....at 70 ish...he's 85 now....thanks

  • @kathysmith6413
    @kathysmith6413 5 років тому +5

    at least she did not yell run, Bambi, run as my friend's Aunt did
    EDIT: well she did not say Bambi

    • @almostalwayson4408
      @almostalwayson4408 5 років тому +1

      She did say " he looks like Bambies dad in the movie, then she said run deer run run "

    • @kathysmith6413
      @kathysmith6413 5 років тому

      @@almostalwayson4408 seems to be a universal thing. my friend was hunting in BC Canada soooo. i wonder who else has had this happen?

  • @victoriasmith1724
    @victoriasmith1724 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you my Dear

  • @graysonsvacsandmowers5426
    @graysonsvacsandmowers5426 6 років тому +61

    Surf boy: Do you know what would like totally make my day?
    Bill: A G.E.D.?
    Surf boy: No, no dude, I don't want a ged.

  • @WyndhamCrest
    @WyndhamCrest 6 років тому +45

    Bill is my favorite comedian! His Thunderbird story is hilarious :)

  • @kendallhockeriv
    @kendallhockeriv 5 років тому +7

    She was dressed to drive the deer to ya. Like all go animal drivers, she makes lots of noise.

  • @jenniferdelay9669
    @jenniferdelay9669 5 років тому +8

    U just wait till daddy comes home

  • @sandralangworthy7863
    @sandralangworthy7863 2 роки тому +3

    Love him

    • @sunrisemoth3055
      @sunrisemoth3055 2 роки тому +1

      The fact that I'm related to this man is amazing.

  • @terrykramer9641
    @terrykramer9641 Рік тому +1

    Yes run deer run!!

  • @marywollenhaupt2502
    @marywollenhaupt2502 3 роки тому +5

    I knew " Bill I have to pee" was coming!

  • @ellarealestate
    @ellarealestate 3 роки тому +1

    Awesome! I want to see the video though! Where is it? 👍👍❤️❤️❤️

  • @GroceryStoreStories101
    @GroceryStoreStories101 6 років тому +9

    It's quiet, Kinda LOLOLOLOL

  • @DarkLord-rf4mq
    @DarkLord-rf4mq 5 років тому +9

    If she wanted to see whales should've taken her to McDonalds u can see all kinds of them there for free

  • @barbarabrennan1753
    @barbarabrennan1753 5 років тому +4

    This pic makes him look like the love child of Jack Nicholson and

  • @jenniferdelay9669
    @jenniferdelay9669 5 років тому +5

    Leaving soon wonder why

  • @denisehedden13
    @denisehedden13 5 років тому +6

    Lmao this is Awesome

  • @codyjames1054
    @codyjames1054 9 років тому +11

    4:46 YEAH!!!!

  • @maheshtedlapu1786
    @maheshtedlapu1786 3 роки тому +1

    Can anyone please explain GED joke

  • @rosehathaway3490
    @rosehathaway3490 2 роки тому +1

    Always Funny!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @tracezachdaniels4264
    @tracezachdaniels4264 6 років тому +6

    SO SHWEEEETTT...much love Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO.[the music worldwide}

  • @86SCEdriver
    @86SCEdriver 10 років тому +10

    Best on yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ريهاممرشد
      @ريهاممرشد 7 років тому

      Find Оut Hоw To Undеerstаnd Yоur Maaaan Here => twitter.com/ebc44ac1da3c839ff/status/804693412402241537 Bill Engvall Spending Time TTTТogеther

    • @christabelprost2291
      @christabelprost2291 5 років тому

      Robert Wilks x

  • @anitaalyabiev
    @anitaalyabiev 4 роки тому +4

    What time do they show up??

    • @ClayMorrow91
      @ClayMorrow91 4 роки тому

      ‘I, uh...I don’t know. They didn’t return the phone call to set up the meeting!! Now please be quiet.’

  • @shirefernandez8826
    @shirefernandez8826 2 роки тому +1

    That buck wasn't only going to be my mantle piece but also my good eating for one month of winter WITH buck jerky

  • @olgarhodes1648
    @olgarhodes1648 5 років тому +2

    😝😝😝

  • @run4funorgo4dough
    @run4funorgo4dough 4 роки тому +1

    Where's the effin' video? No video = downvote

  • @Zman_1123
    @Zman_1123 4 роки тому +2

    I always puke if I go on a whale watching excursion.