How I miss the Blue Collar Comedy Tour!! I was lucky enough to catch a show in Knoxville, Tennessee years ago, and it was absolutely awesome!! These guys are all great and Bill’s timing is genius!!!
I am a urology nurse practitioner. I tell every one of my patients to come here and watch this video and the stent pull video after we pull their stent in the office…almost like required watching!
I’m almost speechless to say beyond hilarious and I feel, no pun intended for you. My father is a marine at 84 and would just say if you had to deal with it and he never finished a statement. I left his house almost crying
I’ve had natural childbirth without an epidural or pain meds twice, and I had back labor with my younger kid. I’ve also had kidney stones, which had to be surgically removed. Between the two, I’d rather have the childbirth pain!
I don't about y'all, but I am ready for another BLUE COLLAR TOUR!!! I LOVE THESE GUYS...Bill Engvall can do 3hrs without a single cuss word and be just as funny as an Eddie Murphy
@@kwayne8205 he doesn't need to use faul language. His stories are so real that everyone can relate to them and laugh. I was in rehab after my brain tumor was removed so I can relate to was he was telling about rehab centers and hospitals. Which at least in Los Angeles they treat you great with great service and even vegetarian food (I have been vegetarian since 1994).
It’s all so true and also funny what an incredible comedian absolutely love him him and the blue color comedy club need to get back together and get on the road!🤣🤣🤣🤩
2:51 “He said "you'll be sedated" and I said "yes! I will!"” 😂 4:35 “it's like going to a restaurant and going "yeah I'll have the steak and lobster" And they go "Welp there's the kitchen 👉🏻, go cook it"” 🤣
1:15 my son who is 11 now had a mole on his forehead removed when he was 18 months old. He was so sedated that he started to tell all the nurses "I love you". The nurses were almost in tears to see this cute kid telling them "I love you".
When I had my teeth pulled at 16-17. I was on the loopy drugs and I told everyone I loved them. I told one nurse she deserved better. And I begged my mom for a chocolate milkshake.
Hi Bill, I just want to say thank you for putting this on UA-cam. My dad has recently gone through the same pain and this helped him out and gave him a good laugh. I was wondering whether you could put the whole video up, including the part about your wife helping you remove the stent. I’d love to show that to dad. Take care and hope to see you in Australia some time 😊👍🏻
We all ❤️ you Bill! I need a knee replacement myself and I am trying to put it off as long as possible! I’m sorry to hear about all that happened to you, but I’m so glad you are feeling better and that you can make jokes about us and make us all 😂! You are such a gem! God Bless You!
And you are awake when they pull it out LOL!!!! My cousin has had one, my Dad had to have them every 6 weeks (bad prostate surgery, he had colon cancer....they think that had something to do with it) and then Dad had a “pee bag” as he called it. And we could SEE the stones!!!!!!! Personally, I just pass them. They figure I have them like Dad. LOL well, I know what they look like!!!!! I feel bad for guys!!!! I had a child almost 10lbs, 26”, shoulders wider then his head, NO epidural-I can handle little stones 😉 at least that’s the joke in the family LOL but I feel really bad for guys!!!!!
I just went through the entire kidney stone ordeal myself. Bill is extremely accurate about it. The worst pain I have ever endured was when the stent was removed.
@@mattm7798 I'm a woman and well know about that string. 😂. I waited until they blasted the stone and didn't have to remove it. At first, the doc said I could pull it out. Hell no.
my wife said the same thing. Our first child ripped her to where the asshole and vagina was basically one giant gash, and this was 20 years ago. She had a kidney stone about 3 years ago and her exact words to this day are "I will fight any of these dumb bitches that thing childbirth is the most painful thing a woman can go through"
My mema had told my daddy she rather have a BBY go through labor than to have a kidney stone. I've a multi gall stones at one time. So many till after they took my gall bladder out I had to be transferred to get the rest. I never wished that on no one....
A lot of comments from women on here that pretty much say the same thing: "I've had a kidney stone and I've given birth...I'd rather go through 5 more childbirths than go through another kidney stone."
Kidney stones I've had too, how I beat them is through apple cider vinegar and water, and I refused to take any pain meds or a needle cause my friend told me when he took the needle it affected his sex life. I said screw that!!
Bless your heart, Bill; know exactly what you mean. Had the same experience you had. Small urethra and 8mm kidney stone, but my doc took the stent out. That wasn't fun either.
I go to a urologist every year for 17 yrs to have stents changed. I was awake once. Underline, exclamation point!!! You give me darn good drugs and wake me when it's done. Thanks, I laughed my whatchamacallits off!
I will never eat while I'm watching u again I was laughing so hard I started choking on my toast I thought I was gonna see the light. U r sooo funny it feels so good to laugh
@Andy Helms Prob my fault too, I was a gym jock and perhaps overdid the protein thingy...The worst part Andy....every heartbeat = extreme kidney pain and akin to the Hulk squeezing your balls.....It just doesn't let up without meds.
You what at least after child birth you get a baby. After passing a kidney stone all you get is your Dr telling you the worst night mare ever ... Now sence you had kidney stones you can get them again. What the hell Dr !!
0:31 I love how Bill relates his personal problems in ways that just about any audience member can relate to.. I HATE when little girls rip holes in my bed sheets...
this happenned to me when i was 17... 30 years ago...no one has ever talked about these things.. not in my whole life...thanks so much... my story is about 10x times worse...maybe 10x times funnier if you were telling it...bless you..a 1000 nurses and doctors would come in my room in the middle of the night to show the others.. i was in a rodeo horse accident and could hardly move...i just pulled the sheets over my head and cried...thanks so much for taking the pains away from others
How can *anyone* vote this down? Bill Engvall is amazing! I remember him on Stand Up Spotlight and A Couple of Jokers. When he performed in Blue Collar, I had to look down and make myself breathe!!
He's not kidding about the dilaudid; about 4 years ago I was in the ER with a case of shingles and the pain was unlike anything I'd experienced. The doctor put the needle in the IV, injected the meds, and by the time she pulled the needle out, I was STONED. 🤪
Maybe the nurse was talking worse case scenario pain childbirth. Women who have experienced both kidney stones and childbirth say passing a stone is worse than childbirth. After all, the body is not designed to pass kidney stones, but it is made to birth a baby.
Mark Griffin .............the body passes or expels anything that it perceives as dangerous or useless. I had a kidney stone that was minuscule but the pain was worse than child birth.
The Nurses mean the intensity of the pain is similar to contraction pain. Both involve smooth muscles in addition to the internal organs contracting. But when a man is laying there yelling he doesn't want the details of anatomy! Kidney stones hurt sooo much because all your back and abdominal muscles join in the spamming contractions of your ureter trying to pass "a basketball through a straw". All that contacting makes it harder to pass it. I have birthed 7 stones in my life, and in w023 I know three are laying quietly in my kidney waiting to attack! I've also been a Nurse for over 40yrs, and thought initially people were overracting to stones, till I had my first one!
“I don’t even sew!” DEAD. LOL
How I miss the Blue Collar Comedy Tour!! I was lucky enough to catch a show in Knoxville, Tennessee years ago, and it was absolutely awesome!! These guys are all great and Bill’s timing is genius!!!
Bill is like a fine wine, gets better with age!
You are killing me Bill. I'm laying here next to my sleeping hubby and I'm trying to laugh into a pillow without suffocating!!
Funny. True
Stifling it somehow makes everything so much funnier!
I have laughed so hard at his jokes. The best comedian I have ever listened to
“Bill, I have NEVER had this happen in my medical career...”
“Oh, please don’t tell me you lost your wedding ring up there” 🤣
Better the wedding ring than the cellular phone.
“Bill, I have NEVER had this happen in my medical career...”
. . . . ."There are FIVE things you never want to hear, as a man!"
@@nickdejager8873 Love it!
Hilarious!..... without cussing....true talent!
I am a urology nurse practitioner. I tell every one of my patients to come here and watch this video and the stent pull video after we pull their stent in the office…almost like required watching!
Seriously? You mean he wasn't just kidding about that?
No you're not 😂👎
Oh man he's the best storyteller ever.
I’m almost speechless to say beyond hilarious and I feel, no pun intended for you. My father is a marine at 84 and would just say if you had to deal with it and he never finished a statement. I left his house almost crying
Everything he said is spot on. Kidney Stones are torture. I'd rather be waterboarded instead of another kidney stone.
agreed.
I’d rather be sentenced to a Turkish prison than have another kidney stone!
Yes sir I just had mine had four of them they had to bust up had the same procedure as bill had
I’ve had natural childbirth without an epidural or pain meds twice, and I had back labor with my younger kid. I’ve also had kidney stones, which had to be surgically removed. Between the two, I’d rather have the childbirth pain!
I don't about y'all, but I am ready for another BLUE COLLAR TOUR!!! I LOVE THESE GUYS...Bill Engvall can do 3hrs without a single cuss word and be just as funny as an Eddie Murphy
Me too. Way overdue. He's hilarious!
Exactly 😎
Seen them all live, except for Jeff.
That's because he is a true comedian.....Think back to the 60's, 70's or even 50's. People didn't need to be foul and were the funniest...
Mike Quackenbush the only one I didn’t see was Larry
There's something about a 58 year old man saying "wiener" that just made me lose it and laugh so hard I cried 😂
I didn't know it was possible to cringe so hard and laugh at the same time!!
Perfectly said!
well honey im doin' that right now!
He knows how to tell a funny story..even without explaining everything!
"Not to be to graphic, i have a thread hangin out of my weener!"
Prettu graphic but i died laughing 😂
I prefer the term Pee Pee... But that's just me.
Well now he knows what its like to have a tampon in. Lol
Omg I was laughing so hard I saw tears!!!
Welcome to life with a tampon LOL 😂 🤣
It hurts me just listening
Bill becomes more and more like Hank Hill everyday.
Bill Engvall is comedic genius. An entire comedy show and not a single cuss word.
Well, great comedians do not need faul language. For example you have another of my favorite comedians: SINBAD.ua-cam.com/video/5pLzfYVrboM/v-deo.html
He hasnt had a cuss word in any of his stand-up even 20 years ago he didn't cuss
@@kwayne8205 he doesn't need to use faul language. His stories are so real that everyone can relate to them and laugh. I was in rehab after my brain tumor was removed so I can relate to was he was telling about rehab centers and hospitals. Which at least in Los Angeles they treat you great with great service and even vegetarian food (I have been vegetarian since 1994).
Google's mishandling of the closed captions changes that; but, that's not Bill's fault.
I guess you missed the Dont judge others part of bible..
He'd make a great Hank Hill. Already got the narrow urethra.
Only a man with a narrow urete would say that
Yeass!
Don't insult Mr. Engvall like that.
But he has two kids
Mr. RADICAL exactly my first thought, too.
He will always be my favorite comedian
Just saw his Retirement Tour show at Talking Stick Resort in Scottsdale Arizona Sunday night. May God bless him. He is an amazingly funny man!!
I'm sitting here crying from laughing so hard! He's so damn funny!
He is,along with Ron White...
It’s all so true and also funny what an incredible comedian absolutely love him him and the blue color comedy club need to get back together and get on the road!🤣🤣🤣🤩
2:51 “He said "you'll be sedated" and I said "yes! I will!"” 😂
4:35 “it's like going to a restaurant and going "yeah I'll have the steak and lobster" And they go "Welp there's the kitchen 👉🏻, go cook it"” 🤣
1:15 my son who is 11 now had a mole on his forehead removed when he was 18 months old. He was so sedated that he started to tell all the nurses "I love you". The nurses were almost in tears to see this cute kid telling them "I love you".
When I had my teeth pulled at 16-17. I was on the loopy drugs and I told everyone I loved them. I told one nurse she deserved better. And I begged my mom for a chocolate milkshake.
Bill, MORE please. Thank you, Sir!
Bill Envgvall is a comedic genius!!
bill engvall one of the best
I've had kidney stones and they hurt like hell. My Dr. even told me he's had pregnant women say that giving birth wasn't as painful.
Hi Bill,
I just want to say thank you for putting this on UA-cam. My dad has recently gone through the same pain and this helped him out and gave him a good laugh.
I was wondering whether you could put the whole video up, including the part about your wife helping you remove the stent. I’d love to show that to dad.
Take care and hope to see you in Australia some time 😊👍🏻
“I have a thread....hangin’ outta my wiener!” OMG!! I have never laughed so hard!!
The image of him attempting to pee with the thread hanging out is just too much 😂😂 his wife definitely had a mess to clean up!
Ditto
“Well, Bill, you have a small urethra.”
*Hank Hill has entered the chat*
C-3-H-8 WHO DO WE APRECIATE?
PROPANE PROPANE PROOOOOOPANE
"When you are down on the farm, and you want to stay warm, Propane"!
When he said there are four things in life I was laughing so hard I was crying.👍😁😎
We all ❤️ you Bill! I need a knee replacement myself and I am trying to put it off as long as possible! I’m sorry to hear about all that happened to you, but I’m so glad you are feeling better and that you can make jokes about us and make us all 😂! You are such a gem! God Bless You!
ROFL Bill, you are a master at making real life hilarious!!!
Hi dear 👋
Bill, I’ve had two kidney stones and a baby all natural, and I rather be in labor!!!
You and me both.
Yep! I had a kidney stone, and I’ve been thru 43 hours of back labor. I’d take the labor again over the kidney stone.
Most women I know what have had both say the same thing. I wouldn't wish my first kidney stone on my worst enemy.
Yeah. Women would definitely prefer labor to kidney stones.
Rachel Mathes, agreed sister!
You're the best out there. I hope you'll be entertaining us for many years to come.
Lol omg I'm dying here.. you are hilarious
Wonderful comedian
Thank you 4 the smiles
This is the funniest story Bill Engvall has ever told hands down!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I loved the one where the doc gave him medical marijuana too....Hysterical...
@@bettycogswell9851 yeah!! That was hilarious too!!
I rather kinda liked his two part Marijuana story bit better but you have to see them both for 14 minutes of Awesome.
@@DivergentDroid That's for sure! 😂
I'm crying laughing and having a slight panic attack all at the same time thinking about this procedure.
Lmmfao!!! "I don't even sew!" 😂😂😂😂
If I was the Doctor, I would've replied: "Well now's your chance to learn". 😊
I’ve been a nurse for 41 years and I’m telling you I’m not pulling my own stint out.
I can relate.....When the Urologist pulled my stent, I thought he somehow was pulling my spinal cord out of my pee pee...
And you are awake when they pull it out LOL!!!! My cousin has had one, my Dad had to have them every 6 weeks (bad prostate surgery, he had colon cancer....they think that had something to do with it) and then Dad had a “pee bag” as he called it. And we could SEE the stones!!!!!!! Personally, I just pass them. They figure I have them like Dad. LOL well, I know what they look like!!!!! I feel bad for guys!!!! I had a child almost 10lbs, 26”, shoulders wider then his head, NO epidural-I can handle little stones 😉 at least that’s the joke in the family LOL but I feel really bad for guys!!!!!
@@jillanderson2596 Men and women have the same size urethras. Kidney stones come out of urethras, children come out of vaginas.
duenge was it painful? because when he said he had to pull it out, I Damn near fainted, and felt so much pain I’m not even kidding!!
“I don’t even sew” ahahahah
I just went through the entire kidney stone ordeal myself. Bill is extremely accurate about it. The worst pain I have ever endured was when the stent was removed.
They don't give you anything for that? What's the point of all these pain drugs when they won't let you use them! LOL
@@mattm7798 I'm a woman and well know about that string. 😂. I waited until they blasted the stone and didn't have to remove it. At first, the doc said I could pull it out. Hell no.
So funny that I had tears running down my legs.
My mother said she would take childbirth over a kidney stone any day! Then again she had a high pain tolerance and labor didn't bother her much. lol.
my wife said the same thing. Our first child ripped her to where the asshole and vagina was basically one giant gash, and this was 20 years ago. She had a kidney stone about 3 years ago and her exact words to this day are "I will fight any of these dumb bitches that thing childbirth is the most painful thing a woman can go through"
My mema had told my daddy she rather have a BBY go through labor than to have a kidney stone. I've a multi gall stones at one time. So many till after they took my gall bladder out I had to be transferred to get the rest. I never wished that on no one....
Anna Cribbs, I’ve had gallstones (gallbladder ultimately removed), kidney stones, & child birth. The kidney stones were the worst.
@@reginafallangie2867Same here-kidney stone pain wins, hands down!
A lot of comments from women on here that pretty much say the same thing: "I've had a kidney stone and I've given birth...I'd rather go through 5 more childbirths than go through another kidney stone."
Um,I've had 5 kids and kidney stones . I'd rather have the stones, lol...
Susan you sound like the kinda mother that even her own children wish the same thing as you. They would rather be your kidney stones than call you mom
Exactly!! I’ve had both, and delivering a child was much easier than passing my stone!!
Kidney stones I've had too, how I beat them is through apple cider vinegar and water, and I refused to take any pain meds or a needle cause my friend told me when he took the needle it affected his sex life. I said screw that!!
That's mostly because this thing called adrenaline exists. It does make a difference.
Being paralyzed, I have to see the urologist every year and I was able to laugh even harder.No pun intended. Bill is hysterical!
Amazing comedian!!
They have to do the rest of the I have A Small What??? story Part 2. I know what happens and it's pretty damn funny!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Been a while since I heard it, but yes, we need part 2!
Does he use the term Pee Pee? I just love that word! 😊
Pleaseeee!!!!!!
All I have to say is poor Gail lmao!!!! 😁🤣
@@oldiesgeek454 Nope he said weener
This was Bill’s best special ever
Thanks so much man... you made me laugh my ass off...😂 but there definitely needs to be a part 2... pretty please? Lol 😂
Hello 👋 Dear.
He is sooooo funny. Love him.
I empathize with Bill so much, I’ve had those issues several times..
Love Bill he's my favorite
The comedians out of Texas are ALWAY hilarious! - Bless your .. heart )LOL(
Oh yeah, Texas got some funny Sumbitches I'll tell ya! 😊
Bill, you still got it. In fact, you're better now an I didn't think you could get more funky. Hv a blessed week🌷😂
Bless your heart, Bill; know exactly what you mean. Had the same experience you had. Small urethra and 8mm kidney stone, but my doc took the stent out. That wasn't fun either.
No kidding! Bill
I was asleep when they put the stent in. Not when they pulled out. Jesus christ.
Can’t wait to see him February 8th In Charles Town, WV. Got my tickets 🎫
You're one of the best & a favorite of mine😊
Always outstanding, always!!!!
Just brilliant 👏
Love this guy!
I go to a urologist every year for 17 yrs to have stents changed. I was awake once. Underline, exclamation point!!! You give me darn good drugs and wake me when it's done. Thanks, I laughed my whatchamacallits off!
Having just had a Kidney Stone and Stent, I needed this.
I will never eat while I'm watching u again I was laughing so hard I started choking on my toast I thought I was gonna see the light. U r sooo funny it feels so good to laugh
In my best Hank Hill, “Bobby, that’s called a narra urethra, not small urethra”.
Oh my god no never want a kidney stone. I'm so sorry you went through this
I had Gallstones about 10 years ago. They're no day at the park either.
If the toilet bowl resonates pings when you pee....you might have kidney stones. Learnt that the hard way.
@Andy Helms Damn right Andy....flavoured colored mineral water sent me to ER.
@Andy Helms Prob my fault too, I was a gym jock and perhaps overdid the protein thingy...The worst part Andy....every heartbeat = extreme kidney pain and akin to the Hulk squeezing your balls.....It just doesn't let up without meds.
You what at least after child birth you get a baby. After passing a kidney stone all you get is your Dr telling you the worst night mare ever ... Now sence you had kidney stones you can get them again. What the hell Dr !!
Keep em coming bill! Much love from Houston, TX man.
Hank hill, every body😂
Great timing!
I love him and his demeanor. I miss his tv show.
Thanks again for all the laughs
By far the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
Bill is great. He’s funny, and he’s CLEAN. I didn’t hear a cuss word every other word, did you? I didn’t hear any. Good, clean comedy.
0:31 I love how Bill relates his personal problems in ways that just about any audience member can relate to.. I HATE when little girls rip holes in my bed sheets...
Omfg... "Don't tell me you lost your wedding ring up there"
I laughed so hard I woke everyone up in my building. Bahahahaha!
Tears!
This guy is too hilarious !!!
Omg... been there, done that, etc. Something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
Love him
🤣🤣🤣 omg he is hilarious! The weed bit is so so so good
He is the best
Awesome man
If you only would have had a fish hook! Oh, the money you'd save on... that other rod!
That hurts just thinking about it.
this happenned to me when i was 17... 30 years ago...no one has ever talked about these things.. not in my whole life...thanks so much... my story is about 10x times worse...maybe 10x times funnier if you were telling it...bless you..a 1000 nurses and doctors would come in my room in the middle of the night to show the others.. i was in a rodeo horse accident and could hardly move...i just pulled the sheets over my head and cried...thanks so much for taking the pains away from others
ive had kidney stones too..that was even worse pain..than the rodeo accident
You are so great I watch you all the time. You make me laught so hard. Thank You it’s so good for my sole.
He was great in "Wish for Christmas".
Hope Riley you are SOOOOOO right!!🤣🤣🤣
How can *anyone* vote this down? Bill Engvall is amazing! I remember him on Stand Up Spotlight and A Couple of Jokers. When he performed in Blue Collar, I had to look down and make myself breathe!!
Bill , you're dangerous ,I about choked on my milk an cookies 😂
I had that tube....he is so correct!!
Trust me when I say some circumstances cause that list to grow quickly!
Great medical humor
I had this very same conversation with my urologist. Talk about déjà vu. Lmfao 🤣
He's not kidding about the dilaudid; about 4 years ago I was in the ER with a case of shingles and the pain was unlike anything I'd experienced. The doctor put the needle in the IV, injected the meds, and by the time she pulled the needle out, I was STONED. 🤪
I live 4 hours away from st louis but if you ever make it to kansas city I'd definitely go see you!!! You're too funny, my man!
Maybe the nurse was talking worse case scenario pain childbirth. Women who have experienced both kidney stones and childbirth say passing a stone is worse than childbirth. After all, the body is not designed to pass kidney stones, but it is made to birth a baby.
Mark Griffin .............the body passes or expels anything that it perceives as dangerous or useless. I had a kidney stone that was minuscule but the pain was worse than child birth.
The Nurses mean the intensity of the pain is similar to contraction pain. Both involve smooth muscles in addition to the internal organs contracting. But when a man is laying there yelling he doesn't want the details of anatomy! Kidney stones hurt sooo much because all your back and abdominal muscles join in the spamming contractions of your ureter trying to pass "a basketball through a straw". All that contacting makes it harder to pass it. I have birthed 7 stones in my life, and in w023 I know three are laying quietly in my kidney waiting to attack! I've also been a Nurse for over 40yrs, and thought initially people were overracting to stones, till I had my first one!
I love you!!! ❤. Soooo funny!