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  • @motts2roc
    @motts2roc 5 років тому +24088

    "My girlfriend isnt loyal, cheats when ever she can and doesn't hide that she is with other guys" 9/10 "She has a little something for everyone" - IGN

    • @trevthekidd
      @trevthekidd 4 роки тому +614

      Ha, literally

    • @s1ndrome117
      @s1ndrome117 4 роки тому +119

      nah, more like she has a never ending hunger for D(s)

    • @oneirophant
      @oneirophant 4 роки тому +99

      Well, if the reviewer is into cuckolding then their score makes sense.

    • @fivethousandnine
      @fivethousandnine 4 роки тому +264

      Your comment was really funny, but the unfunny answers kind of ruin it.

    • @bartg6937
      @bartg6937 4 роки тому +41

      I know you’re not from IGN, but nice try. IGN WOULD GIVE A 10/10 FOR A STATEMENT LIKE THAT. My iq is just too high.

  • @jeanr.rivera4583
    @jeanr.rivera4583 4 роки тому +8439

    Armond White is the 10th doctor in all of those "9 out of 10 doctors recommend..."

    • @triambtalwar1393
      @triambtalwar1393 4 роки тому +67

      Underrated

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 4 роки тому +21

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lanseertv5584
      @lanseertv5584 3 роки тому +12

      Lmfao

    • @OQIF87NREU
      @OQIF87NREU 3 роки тому +83

      But for real, the role of the “10th man” is important. Someone should dissent and it’s very helpful to hear them out.

    • @looptail
      @looptail 3 роки тому +59

      @@OQIF87NREU having a devils advocate is always important with critique.

  • @OuroborosChoked
    @OuroborosChoked 7 років тому +4031

    I was going to joke "the dislikes are video game journalists"...
    ...and then I checked Twitter and learned that it wouldn't have been a joke.

    • @thejilnest
      @thejilnest 7 років тому +130

      OuroborosChoked At least it wasn't Tumblr.

    • @imswanronson3558
      @imswanronson3558 7 років тому +28

      What happened on twitter?

    • @maxinator317
      @maxinator317 7 років тому +217

      I'm Swan Ronson this happened
      twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/884210029368397825

    • @skerxan
      @skerxan 7 років тому +11

      LUL

    • @browsertab
      @browsertab 7 років тому +258

      Some of their responses are really gross like "HE'S MAKING FUN OF MY FRIENDS!" Crony fucks.

  • @adude6568
    @adude6568 3 роки тому +2790

    "A critic's power lies in the consistency of their voice. But when you're consistently wrong..."
    That was pure gold

  • @wittyasian1313
    @wittyasian1313 5 років тому +14929

    I wish my grades in school were reviewed by IGN reviewers.

    • @gauravbatra6226
      @gauravbatra6226 4 роки тому +1206

      IGN-9/10-"What you wrote has little bit for everyone."

    • @jaccuster8258
      @jaccuster8258 4 роки тому +850

      Really makes you *feel* like a failure

    • @HeadRedShot
      @HeadRedShot 4 роки тому +618

      awful quality with little to no research. 9/10 it has a little for everyone

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 роки тому +41

      Y E S

    • @toastybutondifferentacc5775
      @toastybutondifferentacc5775 4 роки тому +75

      "there's no good middle school grades, but, 567/800

  • @yungreggie8841
    @yungreggie8841 5 років тому +5669

    My parents dying really made me feel like batman

    • @eeeh9693
      @eeeh9693 5 років тому +101

      The Danger im sorry for your loss. If it helps my parents abandoned me so you could adopt me if you want

    • @danielwilliams7161
      @danielwilliams7161 5 років тому +106

      That is tragic, but look on the bright side! When your son gets killed by a clown, you can feel like Batman all over again!

    • @yungreggie8841
      @yungreggie8841 5 років тому +58

      Daniel Williams my adopted son dying really revived the batman feeling that i had when my parents died

    • @eeeh9693
      @eeeh9693 5 років тому +7

      The Danger *10 years later* I lived bitch

    • @yungreggie8841
      @yungreggie8841 5 років тому +7

      EEE H bitch, how dare you live?

  • @mannycalavera9328
    @mannycalavera9328 7 років тому +9497

    videogamedunkey has often felt like a watered down, more casual version of a youtuber. it's just a shame he doesn't push youtube's visual or audio capabilities. kind of a disappointment. numbing generic bubbling music. watching dunk with friends is still a bit of a chaotic mess. by the time dunkey really starts to do interesting things it's over. 10/10 masterpiece

    • @oldlinion3595
      @oldlinion3595 7 років тому +362

      I just can't watch a UA-camr that beats gay black men at Smash.

    • @mannycalavera9328
      @mannycalavera9328 7 років тому +276

      it is a little something for everyone

    • @CvteLoot
      @CvteLoot 7 років тому +39

      Manny Calavera it really threw me off not having to hear soundbite of metal gear solid snake ladder music at 8:06 and then i realize dunkey is a genius. 10/10 masterpiece

    • @mannycalavera9328
      @mannycalavera9328 7 років тому +20

      makes you feel eerily like manny calavera himself. the player really feels like manny calavera. it could not look or feel more manny calavera. it made me feel like i was a travel agent of death

    • @woshuer
      @woshuer 7 років тому +9

      delightful, rewatchable videos. 3.0/10 awful

  • @nothingbutcontent2000
    @nothingbutcontent2000 3 роки тому +3452

    “Listen fucko” is possibly one of your best lines ever

  • @TheJOBeffect
    @TheJOBeffect 7 років тому +3290

    "This video was poorly edited, had very little character or personality, became overly repetitive and lost focus numerous times." 9.2/10 - IGN

    • @invisibilly1946
      @invisibilly1946 6 років тому +46

      TheJOBeffect too much water

    • @nategeorge6327
      @nategeorge6327 6 років тому +3

      Okay. So can I ask you a question?

    • @pvtcomrade5861
      @pvtcomrade5861 6 років тому +29

      TheJOBeffect it also made me feel to much like Batman.

    • @vgsquidly7717
      @vgsquidly7717 6 років тому +23

      “That game fucking sucked, It lagged throughout the entire game, The gameplay was retarted” 10.5/10 IGN

    • @booggaboo5386
      @booggaboo5386 6 років тому +1

      TheJOBeffect Put your ads on your shoulders and carry it somewhere else. 188,000 people agreed with him against you and the other brainwashed people who don't have their own opinions. All of these mainstream videogame critics are crap.

  • @H1GeEn0
    @H1GeEn0 7 років тому +5392

    Crash Bandicoot makes you FEEL like Batman

    • @melahill4257
      @melahill4257 7 років тому +169

      Cuphead is the Dark Souls of making you feel like Batman

    • @rajasekharb9474
      @rajasekharb9474 7 років тому +9

      ben 10 game

    • @chuckdude514
      @chuckdude514 6 років тому +4

      Crash is a dark souls like game

    • @uur5092
      @uur5092 6 років тому +3

      7/10

    • @AlexiasPlaylist
      @AlexiasPlaylist 6 років тому +1

      Dr. PewPewSamurai Orrrrrrr just maybe Batman makes you feel like Crash Bandicoot

  • @chiefsmackaho42
    @chiefsmackaho42 7 років тому +7917

    This might be my favorite dunkey video ever. Wow just truly inspiring and so creative. 3/10

    • @pablo-469
      @pablo-469 7 років тому +168

      Still too much water.

    • @diegoochoa572
      @diegoochoa572 7 років тому +5

      darkpheonix77
      the joke
      .
      .
      .
      .
      your head

    • @AquariusC
      @AquariusC 7 років тому +40

      Chiefsmackabro Yo As Dunk would say, "MASTApiece!! 1/5

    • @zackhopfmann3155
      @zackhopfmann3155 7 років тому +57

      Chiefsmackabro Yo it really makes you feel like Dunkey

    • @hambrosgaming383
      @hambrosgaming383 7 років тому +2

      Totally agree, man!

  • @ndenhalter
    @ndenhalter 4 роки тому +1382

    I stopped watching dunkey when he said Armond White was black.

  • @Lightscribe225
    @Lightscribe225 5 років тому +3118

    "You're paid to review games as 8, 9, or 10"
    "What if it's horrible?"
    "That's what 7 is for"

  • @frankegordon326
    @frankegordon326 4 роки тому +6114

    I was looking at reviews for parasite on rotten tomatoes and I was perplexed that it had a 99% with only five bad reviews. I'm a bit surprised since it's truly a masterpiece of a film and when I see these rotten reviews the first one I read is by, Armond White. What a legend.

    • @HavaNDay
      @HavaNDay 4 роки тому +378

      It's such a masterpiece, even this guy thought it was good

    • @markray2769
      @markray2769 4 роки тому +431

      Hey that’s good, when armond hates it that’s usually a mark of high quality

    • @d1n0alg75
      @d1n0alg75 4 роки тому +179

      I absolutely loved Parasite. It opened up people's eyes a little bit so that they now know Hollywood isn't the only place that makes movies.

    • @frankegordon326
      @frankegordon326 4 роки тому +128

      @@d1n0alg75 I usually dislike the Oscar's but parasite deserves everyone it got

    • @d1n0alg75
      @d1n0alg75 4 роки тому +7

      @@frankegordon326 Yup

  • @RonWolfHowl
    @RonWolfHowl 5 років тому +4496

    I loved Tetris. It really made me _feel_ like a cluster of four squares.

    • @indigofremont
      @indigofremont 5 років тому +5

      Made me FEEL like Smashboy*

    • @AcidIncen
      @AcidIncen 5 років тому +22

      Ron Wolf you made me realize that every piece in tetris is 4 squares. Im stupid.

    • @lancepate
      @lancepate 5 років тому +20

      @@AcidIncen Lol, that's why it's called Tetris; "Tetra" is a prefix meaning 4.

    • @saltysnowboi
      @saltysnowboi 5 років тому +12

      Lance Pate oh my god. _how did I not see this before wtf_

    • @1calv
      @1calv 5 років тому +7

      Looking at the replies, I'm glad I was not the only one who just now realized every block in Tetris has 4 squares.

  • @saltyguymandudeperson
    @saltyguymandudeperson 3 роки тому +967

    "This game fucking sucks. It is so incomprehensibly bad. I wouldnt even make my worst enemy play this game."
    "9.5/10 it has a little something for everyone."

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 3 роки тому +22

      10/10, it has the perfect amount of water in it.

    • @anonymous_yeti7279
      @anonymous_yeti7279 3 роки тому +5

      @Stormcloak guard Wait which video was the first quote from?

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 3 роки тому

      @@anonymous_yeti7279 Its from that Dunkey video.

    • @compiler4297
      @compiler4297 3 роки тому +4

      This is me with Dark Souls 2 tbh, i hate it but also love it lol

    • @AlbertAlbertB.
      @AlbertAlbertB. 2 роки тому +1

      Yes, even something for someone I hate deeply! How nice and inclusive!

  • @TheMildConfusion
    @TheMildConfusion 6 років тому +1465

    This video was horribly edited, uninspiring, boring, and made my ears feel like they were being drilled with a rusty bit.
    I give it a 9.6/10

  • @qbmac2306
    @qbmac2306 7 років тому +8942

    People need to start reviewing game reviewers

    • @TheGrumpyMunchkins
      @TheGrumpyMunchkins 7 років тому +363

      Yes, you review the next game reviewer, and I'll review you reviewing that review. :P

    • @Kuremisago
      @Kuremisago 7 років тому +391

      We can go deeper.

    • @mannycalavera9328
      @mannycalavera9328 7 років тому +178

      at some point games might start reviewing game reviewers themselves, i mean, that would be fair and shit

    • @Sieghiro
      @Sieghiro 7 років тому +89

      Hire this man.

    • @somzer
      @somzer 7 років тому +34

      It's already a deepthroat and you want to go deeper? Dayum.

  • @anklscootr3327
    @anklscootr3327 4 роки тому +4756

    Yeah, I stopped listening to Dunkey when he said Boss Baby was bad.

    • @arizz620
      @arizz620 4 роки тому +52

      Fax

    • @flopinator8327
      @flopinator8327 4 роки тому +15

      @@arizz620 fax

    • @Jxstacey
      @Jxstacey 4 роки тому +3

      For me it’s ok,at least is got a Netflix series.

    • @kaizenryan3390
      @kaizenryan3390 4 роки тому +6

      @Sergio Pineda It's legit bad. Oscar looks like a joke to me now....

    • @breakfastwithbacon869
      @breakfastwithbacon869 4 роки тому +11

      Took me three years to understand this. I’ve really looked up to him and loved his new content but now I know it was all irrelevant

  • @Peaceful_Gojira
    @Peaceful_Gojira 3 роки тому +634

    Ever since watching this video back in 2017, it has helped me make a more definitive opinion and growth towards what I like/dislike in games. It's matured my thinking on not just "WOW THING GO BOOM, TAKE MY MONEY" no, now it's more about "Ok what does this game feature for gameplay loops, how long is the story/campaign, where can I go in this world, how are the graphics, can I pet the doggy, is there artificial or skill-based difficulty and if so, how big is the learning curve, is it unfair, did it launch in Cyberpunk 2077 states of broken/hype, etc."
    If I hadn't watched this video, I probably wouldn't own Valheim, or Raft, or MGSV: TPP, Shadow Warrior 2, Metro 2033/Last Light Redux & Exodus, Alien Isolation, Slay the Spire, Destiny 2, and so much more....and that's just PC.
    The big thing to take away from this video is simple: be your own videogame critic; make up your own mind but be receptive to others' perspectives (take that one to the bank kiddos). It's ok to align with some other like-minded reviewers, but at the end of the day, don't just be a moth to the flame with everyone else: be unique! Ensure that your thoughts and hypothesis aligns accurately and isn't just some hate/love-train that EVERYONE is on because it's popular, or because the whole:
    "Nope! You are nitpicking and biased. I win you lose, bye bye!"
    So thanks dunkey. I like to come back to this vid (among others on your channel) to remind me that sometimes, you just gotta think hard on things, research, and eventually make up your own damn mind on things!
    Cheers everyone.

  • @puffmax
    @puffmax 7 років тому +934

    Heard about this video on twitter, came here expecting some controversial opinion, walked away having learned about Armond White. Life moves on.

    • @weis8284
      @weis8284 7 років тому +61

      stay and watch more dunkey and get obsessed like the rest of us

  • @ezmoney4598
    @ezmoney4598 4 роки тому +4472

    “This game is the worst game in game history.”
    “9.2/10 I’ll be replaying this gem again real soon.”

    • @meifray
      @meifray 4 роки тому +24

      hungry for more.

    • @pr.dr.nachtigaller5154
      @pr.dr.nachtigaller5154 3 роки тому +51

      It has something for everyone

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 3 роки тому +2

      Runescape be like

    • @ezmoney4598
      @ezmoney4598 3 роки тому +1

      @@kingt0295 I’ve never played RuneScape before, but I find this most aligns with Persona 5 from my experience. I say it’s a 6/10 game, but people give it a 9/10 and have the same complaints as me.

    • @lefrenchaudir188
      @lefrenchaudir188 3 роки тому

      Also no re reviews

  • @teamspimpulation6591
    @teamspimpulation6591 4 роки тому +4780

    This was the first “strand” type review

  • @andyb6400
    @andyb6400 3 роки тому +700

    Actually took Dunkey's advice on Persona 5 and loved it. I dont like turned based games or anime but I had a blast playing this game.

    • @hipsterelephant2660
      @hipsterelephant2660 3 роки тому +14

      Based McChicken

    • @TheCosmicUprise
      @TheCosmicUprise 3 роки тому +108

      Persona 5 made me realize I don't dislike turn bases games because they're turn based i dislike them because developers consistently make boring ass turn based games. Paper mario and a lot of the atlus games (and prolly more idk) stand out as having enjoyable turn based mechanics.

    • @noobieartist3801
      @noobieartist3801 2 роки тому +6

      Then play lisa bro.

    • @jaybomb5638
      @jaybomb5638 2 роки тому +3

      I have love/hate relationship with turn based games tho…I don’t like FF9….tried to play it but didn’t get far because it just wasn’t for me.

    • @seanmadson8524
      @seanmadson8524 2 роки тому +38

      When people say they don't like anime, I'm always confused. That's like saying you don't like music, you would have to dislike every kind of music for that to be true, and there are far too many different artists/genres for anyone to safely make that statement.
      Why don't you think you like anime? I'll bet I can think of an anime that doesn't have the undesirable qualities you don't like, unless you just don't like anything animated.

  • @tml9868
    @tml9868 7 років тому +6354

    ''Refreshingly original''' and ''Call of Duty''
    what the actual fuck?

    • @MARKOUTTV
      @MARKOUTTV 7 років тому +130

      TML Call of Duty Ghosts of all things

    • @bld86
      @bld86 7 років тому +165

      THEY ADDED JETPACKS YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING NORMIE , JETPACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU GET MORE ORIGINAL THAN JETPACKS YOU PIECE OF SHIT ???????????????? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @kfc_head_chef3791
      @kfc_head_chef3791 7 років тому +34

      To be fair the first two modern warfare games, debatably the first bops and waw were amazing (campaign)

    • @korvus8121
      @korvus8121 7 років тому +5

      stupidity. thats all i have to say.

    • @person.w9780
      @person.w9780 7 років тому +4

      I can understand if that was said about IW. That ain't your ordinary COD game.

  • @TheMaskedStarlte
    @TheMaskedStarlte 5 років тому +2628

    this video gets more and more relevant as time goes on.

    • @lightness7670
      @lightness7670 5 років тому +17

      Remember 2 months ago?

    • @PerkinsVR
      @PerkinsVR 5 років тому +17

      this video would have been relevant in 2010, and probably even a little farther back

    • @oldpoppywasop5038
      @oldpoppywasop5038 5 років тому +5

      Yea I can't wait to check these other reviewers he mentions like Angry Jo or the Total Biscuit guy.

    • @greyistheworst
      @greyistheworst 5 років тому +65

      This comment did NOT age well. "when you see a video from ProJared" yeah I don't think that's gonna be too relatable anymore

    • @keatodiet
      @keatodiet 5 років тому +13

      @@greyistheworst not relatable, relevant. Kinda ironic since the projared incident

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 7 років тому +4197

    You bring up a valid point about not wanting to piss off developers when they get review copies. That's very very true. Developers don't like if you don't like what was sent to you and express it in a review. It's a shame, too, because this causes games to get inflated on Metacritic and it leaves a discrepancy between viewers and the critics when you're not honest.

    • @sadpepefrog3576
      @sadpepefrog3576 7 років тому +21

      you need to update your switch video btw

    • @asliceofcheese7888
      @asliceofcheese7888 7 років тому +46

      Haedox True, but then there's dicksucking developers like Buzzfeed which called Fallout 4 "the best game ever"

    • @abyssmal2427
      @abyssmal2427 7 років тому +15

      Haedox Wow. I didn't know content creators were allowed to enjoy other people's content

    • @trigger1377
      @trigger1377 7 років тому +1

      holy shit i thought you were dead

    • @Lucariodude2190
      @Lucariodude2190 7 років тому +73

      Haedox got dropped by Nintendo so he kind of has the most experience when it comes to pissing off devs...

  • @mediocre9159
    @mediocre9159 2 роки тому +152

    Immediacy, atmosphere, variety, replayability, this is what I value in Dunkey's videos

    • @sneakybreadsticks
      @sneakybreadsticks 6 місяців тому

      This hits a lil different now with his game Animal Well now that has all of these qualities.

    • @williamshakemilk2192
      @williamshakemilk2192 2 місяці тому

      @@sneakybreadsticks not replayable but otherwise yeah

  • @PolentaSDR
    @PolentaSDR 7 років тому +2214

    -Call of duty
    -Refreshing and original
    Pick one

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 6 років тому +89

      The only CoD that was refreshing and original got dismal reviews. I straight up don't understand how game critics still have jobs.

    • @RohannvanRensburg
      @RohannvanRensburg 6 років тому +55

      Because them getting paid depends on advertising revenue, not the legitimacy of their work.

    • @hadookin47
      @hadookin47 6 років тому +7

      el grano de nico
      Remember WW2?
      Me neither.

    • @flashdr1ve
      @flashdr1ve 6 років тому +2

      had_ookin what's WW2? who are you talking about?

    • @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106
      @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106 6 років тому +11

      Refreshing and original
      But consumers don't really want quality they just want consistent garbage

  • @legoman7041
    @legoman7041 4 роки тому +2478

    Dunkey's entire family was later massacred by Atlus for even showing a single frame of P5 gameplay.

    • @scottryan9318
      @scottryan9318 4 роки тому +154

      I wish he did a full review for it. Would like to hear his thought on it

    • @space1734
      @space1734 4 роки тому +34

      @@scottryan9318 Same

    • @officialromanhours
      @officialromanhours 4 роки тому +2

      The Crimson Lance strikes once more!

    • @the_j_machine2254
      @the_j_machine2254 3 роки тому +3

      Dunkey should play SMT Nocturne.

    • @cooperm4185
      @cooperm4185 3 роки тому +24

      @@scottryan9318 he said on stream he never got around to finishing it

  • @steelfist1305
    @steelfist1305 7 років тому +3712

    Well thought out video: you can tell Dunk really put his heart and soul into it.
    HOWEVER, it doesn't make you feel like Batman. 7/10 I hated it.

    • @litigation_jackson
      @litigation_jackson 7 років тому +25

      Awful editing. If this guy is a youtuber, I feel like Batman! 3/10

    • @Michniko
      @Michniko 7 років тому +7

      Pin this comment holy shit.

    • @ohokayian
      @ohokayian 7 років тому +1

      Anthony Marvin,I imagine dunky saying that!loler then lolz 😂

    • @cjbakaluk
      @cjbakaluk 7 років тому

      Anthony Marvin I love you. please keep my babies so I never have to go to their school "gender equality air and/or not invisible demi wolf kin shows with pre pay or ""pay what you want""option for the literacy and Under hydrated youth with a blindfold on the 15th second of jerkenzbürg twenty millennial

    • @deadstockparadise5898
      @deadstockparadise5898 7 років тому +1

      I think the "reviewers only give a 7 max, if a game has a 7 or below AVOID" meme is a bit questionable because there are more niche games that reviewers don't understand and end up giving lower scores to. For example God Hand, which Dunkey himself brought up. It kinda implies that the only problem with reviewers is that they give too-high scores and they're otherwise great at reviewing games which is silly, game journo types love plenty of generic shitty games & dismiss many good ones.

  • @de132
    @de132 Рік тому +54

    I come back to this video from time to time because it really did resonate with me. This was such a succinct way to explain professional criticism, the voice is so overwhelmingly important.

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip Рік тому +1

      It's the shower to wash off the anti-intellectual filth we have to wade through these days.

  • @dvc2786
    @dvc2786 5 років тому +4449

    Yeah, I stopped listening to this guy after he said boss baby was bad.

  • @CameronfDrums
    @CameronfDrums 5 років тому +8531

    *IGN reviews communism*
    "It has a little something for everyone."

    • @munkey3961
      @munkey3961 5 років тому +179

      7.8/10 not enough communism

    • @spoiledmilk2587
      @spoiledmilk2587 5 років тому +194

      "They've just rolled out the mass starvation and gulag dlc; make sure you get *our* copy this spring"

    • @soucantam6926
      @soucantam6926 5 років тому +21

      Thank you comrade

    • @samelusac1
      @samelusac1 5 років тому +27

      communism? more like single party dictatorship 0.9/10

    • @purplepikmin1128
      @purplepikmin1128 5 років тому +6

      Karl Marx likes that

  • @cunt8027
    @cunt8027 7 років тому +11820

    This video sucked, bad audio, bad graphics
    It only gets a 9/10, it has a little something for everoyne

    • @Dreikoo
      @Dreikoo 7 років тому +276

      This video did not have enough women of color. 8/10

    • @almwatechidna1350
      @almwatechidna1350 7 років тому +226

      There's too much water. 7.8/10

    • @pisaks6782
      @pisaks6782 7 років тому +100

      UA-cam crashed and i had to watch the entire video again, 4/10

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus 7 років тому +90

      This video is by far the worst thing I have ever experienced in my entire life.
      8.

    • @joanollasPN
      @joanollasPN 7 років тому +20

      Too much hastags, 6.3/10

  • @JaiOnline
    @JaiOnline 3 роки тому +68

    This is still and always will be one of Dunkey's best videos. I come back to watch this every now and then especially after reading all the hot takes from video game journalists.

  • @hushssh6774
    @hushssh6774 5 років тому +1568

    when you watch ign it really makes you feel like dying

  • @DowntownLAKid
    @DowntownLAKid 7 років тому +10806

    imma have to give this video my lowest rating ever.
    9.1 out of 10

    • @jgw9990
      @jgw9990 7 років тому +82

      DowntownLAKid the decimal I the real score lol

    • @omarhuda4997
      @omarhuda4997 7 років тому +93

      DowntownLAKid KNACK 2 BAAABYYYYYYY

    • @TheStrikeofGod
      @TheStrikeofGod 7 років тому +31

      Omar Huda KNACK 2 THA FUTURE

    • @HeadMario
      @HeadMario 7 років тому +73

      It has a bit of something for everyone

    • @GamingRaid
      @GamingRaid 7 років тому +33

      it should at least be a 9.4, for the technique alone

  • @crunchyrolldubs
    @crunchyrolldubs 7 років тому +11596

    don't like anime? 😢

    • @NTaiyokun
      @NTaiyokun 7 років тому +1304

      god damn

    • @ZKahh
      @ZKahh 7 років тому +1862

      FUNimation So we can confirm that FUNimation are fans of Dunkey?

    • @reyzafany1992
      @reyzafany1992 7 років тому +516

      He likes ghibli or whatever it is.

    • @pnyhmsmx
      @pnyhmsmx 7 років тому +299

      Reyza Fany studio ghibli

    • @Muffinlicioification
      @Muffinlicioification 7 років тому +1617

      It's ok funimation I'm sure he still watches hentai.

  • @realmackle
    @realmackle 2 роки тому +89

    I actually have tears streaming down my face. Someone genuinely said new super mario brothers wii is an incredibly hard game

    • @pogethedoge
      @pogethedoge Рік тому +15

      It's only hard when you're playing with 3 other people, and one person is just gunning it the whole time pushing everyone into holes

  • @eshankarnik262
    @eshankarnik262 6 років тому +1749

    Guys remember when IGN gave alien isolation - 5 and criticised game for AI being too smart and game is too long

    • @mordekaisertheawesomereven7845
      @mordekaisertheawesomereven7845 6 років тому +193

      Isn't the point of alien to be really long and have a awesome expiernce not knowing whether the alien actually found you or not?

    • @FeatherFTLOM
      @FeatherFTLOM 6 років тому +252

      Yes, IGN doesn't understand good game design. Alien Isolation was one of the better horror stealth games to be released recently and they missed all of its good points.

    • @mfpope7431
      @mfpope7431 6 років тому +30

      It is too long

    • @josephsua7246
      @josephsua7246 6 років тому +128

      They criticised Pokémon for too much water as well haha

    • @Arcyse
      @Arcyse 6 років тому +23

      the fuck are you talking about. the game comes to a screeching halt near the end, and it drags on for way too long. it was definitely not good game design, as it felt like the biggest turd in the universe was exiting your anus in a public bathroom when all you want to do is make it stop - slow and tedious

  • @fedo4849
    @fedo4849 6 років тому +539

    Game critics make you FEEL like you're 9/10

  • @JV-zl1ig
    @JV-zl1ig 4 роки тому +3324

    5:12 Finally Dunkey did a face reveal

    • @snessi_land
      @snessi_land 4 роки тому +152

      J V you idiot, his face is everywhere. He’s a donkey!! Not a human !1!1!1!1!

    • @Wuuff
      @Wuuff 4 роки тому +76

      @@snessi_land nah, hes a dunkey, smh

    • @sanskarmishra5309
      @sanskarmishra5309 4 роки тому +76

      Are you dumb? thats the rapper nas

    • @seenshitsnakememe651
      @seenshitsnakememe651 4 роки тому +147

      @@sanskarmishra5309 boi, thats obviously kanye west

    • @ahmetdogan3527
      @ahmetdogan3527 4 роки тому +157

      that is obama

  • @cliffwroberts
    @cliffwroberts 3 роки тому +59

    This is the best critique of critiquing I think I've ever seen compressed into a 9 minute video. It really has a little something for everyone.

  • @matthewgravius9952
    @matthewgravius9952 6 років тому +2485

    Cuphead makes you FEEL like Dark Souls

  • @samkeiser9776
    @samkeiser9776 6 років тому +2605

    This video makes me feel like batman

    • @samkeiser9776
      @samkeiser9776 6 років тому +11

      UndeadSoda this reply makes me feel like batman

    • @kennedysvr
      @kennedysvr 6 років тому +18

      Dunkey videos make you *feel* like Knack

    • @frantic1368
      @frantic1368 6 років тому +4

      GRANDAD

    • @bioncledudes4life
      @bioncledudes4life 6 років тому +2

      @@frantic1368 UA-cam makes me feel like batman....no parents.

    • @WillToNihilsm
      @WillToNihilsm 5 років тому +3

      Batman makes me FEEL like spiderman

  • @harleyford1450
    @harleyford1450 7 років тому +1715

    "yeah i stopped listening to dunkey after he said he was black"

    • @ryanwiggins1275
      @ryanwiggins1275 7 років тому +58

      Slippery Slug he's of Puerto Rican decent actually

    • @Albatrossu
      @Albatrossu 7 років тому +6

      Ryan Wiggins Puerto Ricans are part black.

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz 7 років тому

      Puerto Ricans are basically Latinos.

    • @Albatrossu
      @Albatrossu 7 років тому +1

      Lol watch everyone suddenly become Puerto Rican.

    • @SadEyes1412
      @SadEyes1412 7 років тому

      Slippery Slug lol

  • @sonikkumoovin8021
    @sonikkumoovin8021 4 місяці тому +10

    The meltdown game critics had when this video dropped was so embarrassing, and also was a wake up call to not trust game critics

  • @Spioinki
    @Spioinki 5 років тому +486

    Hot damn, the amount of salt this video created amongst these critics is beautiful.

    • @youraveragegamer8832
      @youraveragegamer8832 5 років тому +11

      Diavolo!

    • @FuriousGorge
      @FuriousGorge 5 років тому +11

      If only we could pour all that salt into their eyes.

    • @Tonberry999
      @Tonberry999 5 років тому +5

      Diavolo-Sama wha-

    • @poysona
      @poysona 5 років тому +3

      this is the power of requiem

    • @uberboat4512
      @uberboat4512 5 років тому +1

      @@poysona gtfo outta here guy that's spoilers

  • @nitishkapur8193
    @nitishkapur8193 5 років тому +1725

    How can they use refreshingly original and Call of Duty in the same line

    • @CallMeMebe
      @CallMeMebe 5 років тому +44

      I've done that before in a game called 2 truths and 1 lie, where someone had to guess my lie. I don't think I ever won that game.

    • @lukecimino7715
      @lukecimino7715 5 років тому +1

      nitish kapur gamers who complain about cod yet say yakuza is original 🙄

    • @randomstuf6933
      @randomstuf6933 5 років тому +16

      One word, repeated: MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

    • @thegreatgamelord8640
      @thegreatgamelord8640 5 років тому +4

      Because they have original ideas in every game.

    • @thegameneededme5
      @thegameneededme5 5 років тому +22

      "Call of Duty is not refreshingly original."
      I guess that's kinda cheating, tho, huh?

  • @ardentvaulter2252
    @ardentvaulter2252 5 років тому +947

    You know a youtuber like Dunkey is great when literally all of the comments are just ripping off his own jokes verbatim

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 5 років тому +59

      You know he's great when a bunch of comments on other peoples videos are just his jokes. Doing a top 10 list? Knack and SMB2 all over the comments.

    • @MrDavo511
      @MrDavo511 5 років тому +5

      Like jontron

    • @Casanuda
      @Casanuda 4 роки тому +13

      You know most people are sheep because almost every slightly funny video is just people quoting the video they just saw.

    • @tumeg8282
      @tumeg8282 4 роки тому +20

      Hey guys remember that thing from the video haha good times

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 4 роки тому

      @@tumeg8282 video? show me what you are talking about

  • @Benny_Blue
    @Benny_Blue 3 роки тому +55

    Y’know what scares me, in a good way, about Dunkey: He’s very good at pairing legitimate points of criticism with _incredibly_ on-target, entertaining examples. His ending point in this video is “The language and points raised in reviews don’t always match the verdicts.” But that’s not what you take away, is it? What you take away is what the comments are *full* of - “IGN absolute *roasts* a game, then gives it a great score anyway.”
    His skill as a reviewer, and as an entertainer, is finding - or creating - these specific ideas that people *latch* onto, and become memes of themselves that are still indicative of the whole - like, to name another, Knack.

  • @Dragonking1984
    @Dragonking1984 7 років тому +1303

    Seen a lot of salt flowing from the "professional game critics" on twitter all pointing at this vid so naturally i had to see how what got their collective panties in a bunch. And was not disappointed. This is basically the flamethrower used to lite the bonfire that has been built out of "gaming media" Which is part of a bigger bonfire for the media in general.
    TLDR: Dunkey rustled a lot of jimmies with this.

  • @aturtlenamedjeff415
    @aturtlenamedjeff415 7 років тому +2079

    *Continuously hates on a game*
    Yeah i would say that is a 9/10

    • @bernardo4157
      @bernardo4157 7 років тому +147

      *Never says any flaw and praises only saying really good things about it making the game looks like a masterpiece*
      Definitely the weakest entry in the series, that's why I rate it a 7.4/10

    • @thod8820
      @thod8820 6 років тому

      Maybe they are trying to tell you how it's a good game overall but it has these issues.

    • @miko5167
      @miko5167 6 років тому +5

      Thodnern It still wouldn't deserve a 9/10.

    • @ollytherev2957
      @ollytherev2957 6 років тому

      A Turtle Named Jeff I was the 1 thousandth like so be happy

    • @goodguybuy7961
      @goodguybuy7961 6 років тому

      thank you for copy and pasting the end joke

  • @redheads604
    @redheads604 7 років тому +2704

    can't spell ignorant without IGN

    • @pepesprophet1033
      @pepesprophet1033 7 років тому +65

      ilikeredheads feel like bat man

    • @FreddyMR
      @FreddyMR 7 років тому +44

      that one surely must have hurted

    • @GeosNotHere
      @GeosNotHere 7 років тому +16

      IGNorant

    • @Kummahndough
      @Kummahndough 7 років тому +10

      ilikeredheads OOF.

    • @IvanSanada
      @IvanSanada 7 років тому +2

      ilikeredheads incinerated

  • @businessgoose5731
    @businessgoose5731 6 місяців тому +5

    My favorite thing about Dunkey is how concise he is. This topic could easily have been an hour long, carefully dissecting the topic and building a case with evidence. Instead we get snappy editing, one liners and good writing that gets the core of the argument accross in under 10 minutes. Perfect

  • @williamderr8933
    @williamderr8933 7 років тому +751

    I think the fact that critics called Killbutt 1 "Pretty bad" and "meh" and that critics ALSO gave Hooker Fucker a 6/10 just says it all.

    • @joshuatoback6091
      @joshuatoback6091 7 років тому +33

      William Derr that's a DEEP Dunkey reference. I wish he'd play Game Dev Tycoon again

    • @bigriz8809
      @bigriz8809 7 років тому +13

      William Derr don't forget wild wild smiff

    • @williamderr8933
      @williamderr8933 7 років тому +2

      That game man was overrated. Smiff Wild Wild 2 though was a great sequel and delivered everything the first hadnt.

    • @greatsupper
      @greatsupper 7 років тому +1

      No, you're wrong. Fuck off

  • @skaglick4507
    @skaglick4507 7 років тому +1007

    "I stopped listening to this guy after he said Bubsy 3D was bad" had me rolling

    • @theleanbusinessman5431
      @theleanbusinessman5431 6 років тому +3

      I N C E P T I O N

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 6 років тому +4

      The Dunkmaster jests... But there are, unfortunately, Bubsy 3D fans out there, and they're the same ones who liked the new shitty Bubsy game that NOBODY ASKED FOR.

    • @surrealbrain4227
      @surrealbrain4227 6 років тому

      BLACKIESBOY I dunno...even the Bubsy fans I have seen seem to hate Bubsy 3D...

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 6 років тому

      The way I heard it was, "Sure it's a bad game but it's part of the Bubsy legacy and it has Bubsy in it."

    • @surrealbrain4227
      @surrealbrain4227 6 років тому

      BLACKIESBOY We must be going to different parts of the internet, but ah well. Though I'd argue being part of the Bubsy legacy actually makes said legacy WORSE, at any rate.

  • @Grohlvana
    @Grohlvana 7 років тому +1836

    Absolutely brilliant video Dunkey, you are an amazing UA-camr.

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 3 роки тому +149

    This is why I watch reviews from independent youtubers (i.e. Dunkey, Penguinz0, Chris Stuckman etc.) for game reviews cause you know that it's coming from one person that has basis unlike companies that's so inconsistent with what they like and what they don't. Good video dunkey! :)

    • @zachary4670
      @zachary4670 3 роки тому +6

      Chris Stuckman reviewed the Phantom Menace and acted like he had never understood the plot until that point. To me, that made his opinion really questionable because… whether you like the SW prequels or not, almost everyone can agree that the dialogue is incredibly on the nose. I understood the plot as a little kid when the movie came out, because everyone says exactly what’s going on.
      I feel like I can’t trust his ability to understand a movie at the most basic level.
      That movie wasn’t the only review he did that made me question his judgement. There was another one that he said was tragic and sad and really depressing but he smiled through the whole thing because he thought the camera angles were good or something like that. Again, he’s showing a pattern of focusing on technical aspects of the film and apparently missing even surface level understanding.
      And if you understand that, then he can be a great critique. The movies he recommends are visually pleasing and engaging if you like the technical parts of movies.

    • @purplewine7362
      @purplewine7362 2 роки тому +3

      @@zachary4670 🤡

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 2 роки тому +4

      @@zachary4670 But i don’t really blame him for not the understanding the plot of episode 1 including me did not know the plot but that probably because i fall asleep half way through lol.

    • @KenjiAsakura09
      @KenjiAsakura09 Рік тому

      What about Nakey Jakey?

  • @sallad1393
    @sallad1393 5 років тому +57

    “The best reviews are entirely subjective, but that doesn’t mean you throw objectivity out the window” I used this line in my high school finals exam and bumped me up to a perfect score, thanks dunkey!

    • @QuanTrietLOL
      @QuanTrietLOL 4 роки тому +1

      Lemme guess. Your teacher is a dunkey fan?

  • @liquid9330
    @liquid9330 5 років тому +981

    Dunkey is the Dark Souls of Video game Critics.

    • @Ks-zz9lh
      @Ks-zz9lh 5 років тому +8

      Darn Dark Dunkey

    • @oscarnelson9626
      @oscarnelson9626 5 років тому +10

      8.5

    • @MetalShag
      @MetalShag 5 років тому

      Erik Olsson really hard

    • @sozaj
      @sozaj 5 років тому

      How about Demons' Souls?

    • @samwetha96
      @samwetha96 5 років тому +4

      IT REALLY MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A GAME CRITIC

  • @SuberDuberUberEvan
    @SuberDuberUberEvan 7 років тому +765

    Dunkey, you truly are an inspiring dude. You're not just some bumbling fool who makes jokes for a living. You're a bumbling fool who makes jokes for a living that cares about the truth and genuinely holds insight on the matters you care for.
    I give Dunkey a 4/5, because he's black.

    • @Voidshouter
      @Voidshouter 7 років тому +4

      UberShyGuy he isn't black, man! 😂

    • @linushforsberg8385
      @linushforsberg8385 7 років тому +12

      i thinmk thyats the jioke

    • @Clarissa_Star
      @Clarissa_Star 7 років тому +6

      "I am of the Puerto Rican descent, ooooh."

    • @10storme
      @10storme 7 років тому +14

      shouldn't that be a 3/5

    • @CreativeWeep
      @CreativeWeep 7 років тому

      Frumpis Brinkleton you sir, are a genius

  • @steverapatas7246
    @steverapatas7246 3 роки тому +12

    he just weaved in the topic of losing focus by actually losing focus. THIS MAN IS A LEGEND.

  • @spacecadet4191
    @spacecadet4191 5 років тому +877

    -Sonic sucks
    -I know right?
    -Yeah but it’s a great game!
    -Sonic is awesome!

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 5 років тому +2

      @LUCAS NEIRA 7867 2019
      But why?

    • @imperfect_dan7519
      @imperfect_dan7519 5 років тому

      @LUCAS NEIRA 7867 2019 definitely not the dreamcasr era. Also colors, generations, and Mania would like to have a word with you

    • @lightgivemepower6425
      @lightgivemepower6425 5 років тому +1

      @LUCAS NEIRA 7867 2019 unleashed, colors, rush, rush adventure, the advance series, generations, mania, and mania plus ring a bell?

    • @bhuuthesecond
      @bhuuthesecond 5 років тому

      🎶We live in a beautiful world.. Yeah we do, yeah we do,. We live in a beautiful world...🎼

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 5 років тому

      @@lightgivemepower6425 Sonic advance 2 chao garden. I don't even need to say anything else. But also generations was some god-tier shit.

  • @d33pakkkk
    @d33pakkkk 4 роки тому +740

    He hates turn based RPGs, but still knows FF soundtracks like the back of his hand.

    • @superultramega77
      @superultramega77 4 роки тому +104

      Nobuo Uematsu doesnt fuck around!!!

    • @superultramega77
      @superultramega77 4 роки тому +22

      the ff8 and ff9 soundtracks really shaped my melodic flavor. my biggest influence hands down

    • @Zero-rq9ti
      @Zero-rq9ti 4 роки тому +2

      Jojo Tully Music You should try the remake or FFXV for the music man its god like

    • @Zero-rq9ti
      @Zero-rq9ti 4 роки тому

      caleb peinado i really liked ffX

    • @superultramega77
      @superultramega77 4 роки тому +2

      @@Zero-rq9ti played XV, had some good trax in there. ff7 remake i probly wont play cuz im PC

  • @SpunkyDunk
    @SpunkyDunk 6 років тому +479

    Dunkey seems to play every game he can for himself, whether it’s considered good or bad. He plays them thoroughly, and, ignoring financial influences and peer pressure, he gives his genuine opinion, pointing out things he likes about the game and what he dislikes. Furthermore, he only contradicts himself when it’s obviously meant to be sarcasm or a joke, never when he gives his honest opinion. Holy cow, does this make Dunkey the single greatest game critic of all time?!

    • @MalrickEQ2
      @MalrickEQ2 6 років тому +8

      We watch his videos because he is funny; not for the "in-depth" review content. He's just trolling the game, but that is what makes the video funny.

    • @lilchromosome9016
      @lilchromosome9016 6 років тому +7

      Him and Yahtzee from The Escapist are my two favorite reviewers.

    • @McBobtheruggaman
      @McBobtheruggaman 6 років тому +2

      But as we know, game critics suck. So does that mean that Dunkey sucks? Checkmate, IGN

    • @MrRevolutionMars
      @MrRevolutionMars 6 років тому +3

      this really true now game journalists only talk about politics not about the games.
      they also really suck at playing videogames.

    • @juniorlewis3841
      @juniorlewis3841 6 років тому +1

      No it just make's you as the viewer a *HATER*

  • @vedarovski4110
    @vedarovski4110 3 роки тому +26

    "It has a little something for everyone."
    Man, I love this comment.

  • @jensb3946
    @jensb3946 6 років тому +619

    Dunkey has this weird voice that always makes me unsure if he's serious.

    • @ironocy496
      @ironocy496 5 років тому +48

      It's right in that sweet spot of humor.

    • @youtubeconnoisseur3215
      @youtubeconnoisseur3215 5 років тому +37

      Rasist it’s just because he is black

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug 5 років тому +1

      @@youtubeconnoisseur3215 lol

    • @farmingsimulator3721
      @farmingsimulator3721 5 років тому +6

      @@fwnet1474 no shit it was a joke moron

    • @bigcat5348
      @bigcat5348 5 років тому +3

      @@fwnet1474 racist are you assuming his race

  • @amenduhbainez7056
    @amenduhbainez7056 7 років тому +772

    I'm glad someone is calling reviews out for overusing high scores. Sites use 7's/8's/9's so much that they have lost their meaning and people are just using the number to win fanboy wars. I mean, nowadays people say "7/10 is ok, 6/10 is bad. 5/10 and below is a laughing stock of a game", when realistically, 5/10 is OK, 6/10 is GOOD, 7/10 is GREAT; the higher scores shouldn't be used so carelessly just to appease the developers because we need higher scores to actually mean something.

    • @craigminer6180
      @craigminer6180 7 років тому +16

      I totally agree, and I would like to add that I think reviewers aren't the only ones at fault here. Because of the fanboy wars, whenever a reviewer tries to be objective and give a game a lower score they are immediately lynched for it. Bottom line is we need to stop taking review scores so personally.

    • @timothyshoup5044
      @timothyshoup5044 7 років тому +6

      It kind of makes sense if you think of it in terms of grade percentages.9/10 is an A, 8/10 is a B, 7/10 is a C and anything less then that is a fail.

    • @kongk4
      @kongk4 7 років тому +1

      Amenduh Bainez The reason being is that grade scale logic. Like a 7/10 is a C grade and 5/10 is a F, so going lower than that is either pointless or says lot about the game. Which raises the question "why not use the 5/5 scale or actually use the letter grades?"

    • @alexanderchilton911
      @alexanderchilton911 7 років тому +22

      I agree with the sentiment, but I think the score system should be more as following:
      5/10 - Mixed or average.
      6/10 - Slightly over average. Decent.
      7/10 - Good, but (...)
      8/10 - Great, but (...)
      9/10 - Excellent with minor flaws
      10/10 - Masterful and innovative with minor flaws
      That way most games would fall somewhere between 5-7 instead of 7-8 as they do now.

    • @kronkrian100
      @kronkrian100 7 років тому +2

      It's really just a abuse with the rating system. And they do it for the worst possible reason. Not because they hate the given game or franchise or because the don't like the genre of the game, but because of money. Pure fucking greed is driving these people to do stuff like undeserved high rating.

  • @dracomalfoyvevo
    @dracomalfoyvevo 6 років тому +1353

    They give donkey Kong a 6.0??? That's enough IGN... This is war

    • @roboturtle214
      @roboturtle214 6 років тому +40

      DanielFromMcDonalds Those Fukin Basterds say that DKC tropical Freeze is bad!?! Alright, this is just personal now!!

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 6 років тому +35

      I just finished tropical freeze and that 6/10 is blasphemy.

    • @theplatformerreviewer6905
      @theplatformerreviewer6905 6 років тому +29

      I think that was Gamespot not IGN

    • @user-ux4gu2lh8c
      @user-ux4gu2lh8c 6 років тому +8

      a 6/10 is literally the equivalent of dunkeys 3/5

    • @DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly
      @DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly 6 років тому

      That was not ign that was game spot

  • @washamsworld4206
    @washamsworld4206 Рік тому +10

    “You do not have to see eye to eye with a critic on every single game. A critic’s power lies in the consistency of their voice.”
    This is the most important line ever said on UA-cam ever. Way too many people take good or bad reviews of games they like or dislike way too personally. NO ONE IS ATTACKING YOU FOR WHAT YOU DISLIKE BY SAYING THEY LIKE SOMETHING. And to expect everyone to react to every game the exact same way is childish and unrealistic

  • @barry7963
    @barry7963 5 років тому +496

    "When you see a video from Pro Jared, Total Biscuit or Angry Joe" Joe better watch his damn back, Dunkey has put some kind of curse on these dudes.

    • @XyamaProductions
      @XyamaProductions 5 років тому +16

      Didn't angry Joe have controversy already tho

    • @TheDemionyx
      @TheDemionyx 5 років тому +1

      What happen with A. Joe?

    • @26SuperDani
      @26SuperDani 5 років тому +83

      @@TheDemionyx he actually doesn't like beans

    • @sanskarmishra5309
      @sanskarmishra5309 5 років тому +21

      pro jared is back tho 🙂

    • @Hi_Just_Fred
      @Hi_Just_Fred 4 роки тому +53

      Total Biscuit: Dies from cancer
      ProJared: Gets labeled a pedophile because people believed an unreliable source
      AngryJoe: Has already made a goof of himself countless times

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 5 років тому +412

    This video sucks, is just a rant, and is not specific or constructive.
    9.1/10 excellent video

    • @MaskedVizionary
      @MaskedVizionary 5 років тому +22

      It has a little something for everyone

  • @Megadeth1983Fan
    @Megadeth1983Fan 7 років тому +1420

    This video made me feel like Batman.

  • @jacobdietz9938
    @jacobdietz9938 3 роки тому +91

    Being in corporate America, I have some insight into how professional businesses understand a 1-10 rating scale. Interestingly enough, based on typical human psychology, rating systems go like this: 10 is perfect, 9 is good, 8 is alright, 1-7 is bad. If your company gets a 7 average on a customer survey, that’s considered awful. This is because people are relatively generous in the scores they give. It’s interesting that when Dunkey says that all IGN reviews are somewhere from 7-9 and that they all mean good, that’s because Dunkey’s 1-5 rating system is more logical. I point this out because he might be surprised to learn that 7-9 are not good scores according to most people. That being said, I’m not defending these critics, I just thought that was interesting.

    • @gumtoonistbeats7842
      @gumtoonistbeats7842 2 роки тому +16

      i blame the school system for this mindset

    • @bartelvandervelden9894
      @bartelvandervelden9894 2 роки тому +12

      This can be countered by giving meaning to those numbers. I used to read a gaming magazine ([N]Gamer, doesn't exist anymore), that had devoted 1/2 a page before the reviews with a short rundown of what each grade means, with 6 being a good purchase if you're into that genre, and 8 being an excellent game, but not an evergreen, to give you some examples. Unfortunately, this could only work because those grades only 'work' inside the environment of the magazine, and the format of a bi-monthly magazine can afford a little bit of space for such a rundown, youtube reviews can't really

    • @alexcisneros2980
      @alexcisneros2980 2 роки тому +2

      What's stupid though is that we only go for 4.5 or 5s. Amazon for example is 4.5 people buy, 4 stars they don't. I'm guilty of this too. I have to force myself to buy something I want that has 4 stars. Idk why but it feels bad to get 4 star items even though logically that doesn't make them bad.

    • @Pokking97
      @Pokking97 Рік тому +2

      a 1-7 scale should be be the standard. Creates more nuance, takes a second to consider, and delivers a more accurate score.
      Also, scales out of 10 are useless because half the scores should just reduce.
      2/10 is the same as 1/5
      4/10 is just 2/5
      6/10 is just 3/5
      8/10 is just 4/5
      This is negated by a scale out of 7.

    • @whiteoutTM
      @whiteoutTM Рік тому

      if 7-9 are not good scores according to most people, that’s kinda foolish. If 70% of my friends told me something was good, or a thing was 70% good, that’s a noteworthy amount of goodness right there.

  • @newtybot
    @newtybot 7 років тому +6029

    the amount of editors on Twitter bitching about this video lmao

    • @DrakonXLYR
      @DrakonXLYR 7 років тому +864

      Hit a little too close to home

    • @AmrSabbagh
      @AmrSabbagh 7 років тому +316

      i would like a list please

    • @60b1in
      @60b1in 7 років тому +172

      @nickmon1112 made sheet of the most autistic ones...

    • @PepsiMan666
      @PepsiMan666 7 років тому +232

      The truth hurts.

    • @DARX500
      @DARX500 7 років тому +23

      i want to see it

  • @mistaecco
    @mistaecco 7 років тому +696

    I can't believe this is Dunkey's last Overwatch video

    • @hahaisntitfunny5579
      @hahaisntitfunny5579 7 років тому +15

      mistaecco I thought this was league of legends

    • @V_Deity
      @V_Deity 7 років тому +8

      mistaecco I can, overwatch is trash

    • @sleepytrout
      @sleepytrout 7 років тому +29

      Matt
      It is doesn't compare to another familiar class-based FPS; Super Mario Bros 2

    • @phteerhuzzad2498
      @phteerhuzzad2498 7 років тому

      ...nigga how?

    • @adamwasp2717
      @adamwasp2717 6 років тому +1

      Whoooooosh

  • @jackmoffat7417
    @jackmoffat7417 7 років тому +563

    If you look at 4:04, you see that the score was 9.0, and the words 'It's okay' were shown. A 9/10 should not be 'okay.' A 9/10 should mean that the game is close to a masterpiece, but has a few flaws holding it back. For example, Breath of the Wild is 9/10 for me. I've put in 170 hours into the game, and I've enjoyed it a lot. The world is packed with things to do, amazing physics engine, combat is fun and versatile, and it contain that amazing sense of wonder and exploration that I want from a Zelda game. However, it has a few flaws. It rains too much, making climbing very frustrating. The weapon system, while it does challenge the player to go out of their comfort zone and is a wise design choice for the game, can be a little frustrating. I feel like a 10-20% increase of durability all around would make the game much more manageable. The story even with the addition of VA and some memorable characters, falls just short due to it largely told through flashbacks in random order, making certain parts seem irrelevant. Why do I care if Zelda is torn between being a princess and a scholar? All I need to know is that she's fighting Ganon in the castle and I need to help her. These flaws are not huge, but they are enough to hold it back from true 10/10 status.
    I feel like reviewers, even many individual UA-camrs at times, will be reluctant to give a score below a 7, as mentioned in the video. If a game isn't fun to play, is filled with bugs, or has terrible music and visuals(those aren't the most important parts of a game to me, but they do matter) then it's not getting above a 7. That's why dunkey's five point system is great. Amazing games get 4s or 5s, while average games that are still fun will normally get a 3, maybe 2. Bad games get 1 or 0. It's simple and expressed exactly what I need to know about a game.
    Also, I saw that the prepaid DLC was a pro in the review. What has the planet come to.

    • @bryangoggins2055
      @bryangoggins2055 7 років тому +20

      Jack Moffat This comment needs more attention

    • @TheTimBentley
      @TheTimBentley 7 років тому +49

      it wasn't a real review, it was a joke

    • @KurtRobson
      @KurtRobson 7 років тому +1

      Do you have any games you'd name a 10?

    • @maxofthetitans
      @maxofthetitans 6 років тому +10

      That screenshot was from an old mlg video taking the piss out of cod advanced warfare...

    • @Mejayy
      @Mejayy 6 років тому +2

      What about hypopotamus/10?

  • @natheannzbar7925
    @natheannzbar7925 3 роки тому +11

    I have watched this video like 40 times over the years, it's so good

  • @EbolaBearr
    @EbolaBearr 7 років тому +565

    Depth perception is bad, the difficulty spikes are too challenging, i quit the game half way.
    9.3/10. Has a little something for everyone!

    • @usedforks
      @usedforks 7 років тому +11

      A little bit of misery for everyone!

  • @Fullbatteri
    @Fullbatteri 6 років тому +2146

    This video was nice, but it lacked content, Dunkey rambled a lot and to be honest, it wasn't that fun to watch and thought it definitely has some dope jokes, they take so much to appear that it almost feels like the video had not a single funny moment.
    Then he doesn't even talk about Game Critics until almost the end.
    It is definitely not the best Dunkey video, but it has a little bit of something for everyone.
    9.8 out of 10

  • @gustavoolvera2373
    @gustavoolvera2373 4 роки тому +717

    I stopped listening to this guy when he said Big Rigs racing is bad

    • @sinsoftheswamp8346
      @sinsoftheswamp8346 4 роки тому +4

      I stopped listening when he said ______ was bad

    • @daniel-vs6co
      @daniel-vs6co 4 роки тому +7

      @@sinsoftheswamp8346 I stopped listening when he [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @robertcarterjr1
      @robertcarterjr1 4 роки тому +7

      @@daniel-vs6co I stopped watching after he said (redacted)

    • @toasted2807
      @toasted2807 4 роки тому

      ehm ackshually it's Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing try again sweaty :)

    • @jordancromwell
      @jordancromwell 4 роки тому

      Because it is...

  • @joshxc1789
    @joshxc1789 Рік тому +5

    Watching this in 2023, and all of this aged well. It's like reviews have become more about content creation and marketing than giving consumers a heads up.

  • @fulnaz3164
    @fulnaz3164 5 років тому +7871

    But you lied about Octopath Traveler youre just biased and nitpicking I win bye bye

    • @shirogami4224
      @shirogami4224 5 років тому +18

      Yup

    • @brody2k
      @brody2k 5 років тому +362

      Octopath Traveler had a little something for everyone tho

    • @Jamesisco1
      @Jamesisco1 5 років тому +366

      @@brody2k it really makes you feel like a traveler of octopath

    • @wyattaveli
      @wyattaveli 5 років тому +305

      i don’t like dunkeys opinion on octopath traveler, he’s very biased. however, i’ve never played octopath traveler before.

    • @thegreatestquest8358
      @thegreatestquest8358 5 років тому +194

      It wasn't even Dunkey reviewing Octopath Traveler it was his little brother and dunkey wasn't even awake.

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 7 років тому +199

    Back in my day, people looked up for reviews to see if a game was worth buying or not. Instead of today where they search them to seek approval on why their purchased game is the best.

  • @thegameneededme5
    @thegameneededme5 5 років тому +468

    To be fair, this video _did_ make me feel like Batman.
    But then again, I guess everything does.

  • @majorastorm
    @majorastorm 3 роки тому +4

    I often return to this gem of a video

  • @Goldbonger
    @Goldbonger 7 років тому +515

    Wow why did this video get so much backlash, it's totally reasonable and you weren't even overly insulting...

    • @renegaudreau9412
      @renegaudreau9412 7 років тому +146

      Brandon B The Reviewers were triggered

    • @Xeirus911
      @Xeirus911 7 років тому +4

      The only thing I disagree with is I don't think a review has to finish a game to give a verdict.

    • @leehaden1
      @leehaden1 7 років тому +3

      If it has a brand name on it there's always going to be _somebody_ loyal to it.

    • @ComposerKuandohan
      @ComposerKuandohan 7 років тому +94

      You wouldn't review a movie by only watching half of it, would you? I wouldn't, because that's not what the intended experience was. It's the same thing.

    • @PwnedintheFaceStudio
      @PwnedintheFaceStudio 7 років тому +4

      Josh T I agree slightly. To give a negative review they don't have to, but positive reviews require full experience, as the game could go to shit later.

  • @Snidbert
    @Snidbert 6 років тому +4560

    Dunkry is the worst UA-camr ever. 10/10.

    • @extentnearby6139
      @extentnearby6139 6 років тому +141

      @@jean-pierrerestrepo9960 lol you don't get the joke

    • @hawttub_2265
      @hawttub_2265 6 років тому +131

      r/wooooosh

    • @skimaskman
      @skimaskman 6 років тому +30

      +Nidia Restrepo Frick off

    • @isidorodaviddoro1920
      @isidorodaviddoro1920 6 років тому +6

      This video is funny as hell i don't agree with everything for example anime is good,but many reviewers are being paid

    • @dylan8736
      @dylan8736 6 років тому

      Asssssss

  • @williammitchell7154
    @williammitchell7154 5 років тому +386

    "oh yes, i remember the day i got super Mario wii for christmas,booted it up,and was ASTOUNDED at its sheer difficulty.I mean really, why do piranha plants come out of the pipes? and why are goomba's not stationary and wait to die? the dark souls of mario games"
    -said the strange man with a controller and and a wii

    • @tycho7006
      @tycho7006 5 років тому +17

      The worst part is I can't tell if that's actually from the IGN review or not

    • @grimfin3214
      @grimfin3214 5 років тому +8

      I mean, considering the target audience, I had a really hard time with new soup when I was nine.

  • @rooseveltskerrit2838
    @rooseveltskerrit2838 4 роки тому +8

    That line “It has a little something for everyone” is up there with Dunkey’s best

  • @leebaguetteo9607
    @leebaguetteo9607 7 років тому +1159

    -mesy vadio
    --no focs
    -borig
    10.5/10

    • @tylerfigueroatf
      @tylerfigueroatf 7 років тому +10

      Lee Baguetteo no focs?
      cannot do barrel roll 7.5/10

    • @leehaden1
      @leehaden1 7 років тому +10

      -Should've gone back to League of Legends

    • @treasurefriend2151
      @treasurefriend2151 7 років тому

      how the fuck does this gotten so many likes lol

    • @Laggravate
      @Laggravate 7 років тому +4

      HOW the FuCk does this GOTTEN so many likes LOL

    • @joemon7463
      @joemon7463 7 років тому

      I lost so many brain cells by reading that comment

  • @ChaosUnown
    @ChaosUnown 7 років тому +379

    This video is truly amazing, and the game journalists & "critics" who feel threatened by this SHOULD feel threatened because as professionals they have fundamentally failed at doing their jobs and should either learn from this or consider a change in career.

    • @toastwings9358
      @toastwings9358 6 років тому +23

      Yungdaggerdick that's a bit much

    • @kellofkells6002
      @kellofkells6002 6 років тому +1

      Yungdaggerdick yes

    • @lifelesshawk5725
      @lifelesshawk5725 6 років тому +6

      ChaosUnown Why would they change jobs, they get paid for lying.

    • @DukeoftheAges
      @DukeoftheAges 6 років тому

      LifelessHawk So does this guy and most youtube reviewers.

    • @Abhinav123able
      @Abhinav123able 6 років тому +2

      ChaosUnown totally agree with you. Critics are those who have not achieved any thing significant in their life so now they have to bash evryone else. I mean, what qualifies them to critic someone else's work

  • @valtchi
    @valtchi 7 років тому +462

    Dunkey: *makes great points while being extremely humorous about it.*

  • @niemand7811
    @niemand7811 Рік тому +7

    Back in the days when we had gaming magazines you were often times granted multiple opinions in one review, letting the reader see that different gamer types prefered different types of games, difficulty handling and then some. Some games saw mixed scores like one revier give an 8, another a 6 and the third guy a 9. And each reviewer got a separate short view box for personal opinions to sum up their ideas about their ratings. I loved that. It let you as a reader and gamer also think for yourself a bit, to consider whether a game was for you or not.
    Today people want "carved in stone" writings and not let their own opinions reign supreme. You might say a game sucks and I say it is great.

  • @burtburtist
    @burtburtist 7 років тому +505

    Dunkey's reviews really make me feel like batman.
    Dunkey's reviews shot my parents

  • @TypetwoAbsolute
    @TypetwoAbsolute 7 років тому +456

    For that last review it's like he's desperately trying to tell you he's tired of playing the same boring mario every single time, but his job is financially required to give it a 9.

    • @heheheiamasupahstarchimera631
      @heheheiamasupahstarchimera631 7 років тому +13

      TypetwoAbsolute It seemed to me that he was saying it was fun, but admittedly not very original.

    • @mr.greenjellyfish1599
      @mr.greenjellyfish1599 7 років тому +6

      You should really go watch the entire review. Although I love dunkey, he very inaccurately portrayed that review at the end. Half the things being said were being said to the series as a whole, and contrary to super mario bros u.

    • @nindzamaleta3030
      @nindzamaleta3030 7 років тому +3

      Same can also be said about a Mario game. It's the same old stuff you've been playing since N64. Yet it's considered blasphemy to give it mediocre reviews. Because well... it's A ME, MARIO...

    • @AqworldsAsh
      @AqworldsAsh 7 років тому +2

      F4landar Armond white is that you??

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 5 років тому

      @@mr.greenjellyfish1599 Obviously. It's a joke. The real review isn't like 20 seconds long of him shitting on it. Like the dude near the beginning. "There's never been any good sonic games" "Sonic's great right?" "Yeah", obviously it's cut up.

  • @namesryan50yearsago65
    @namesryan50yearsago65 5 років тому +282

    Armond white makes me FEEL like a good critic

  • @cameroncohen162
    @cameroncohen162 2 роки тому +11

    This is hilariously ironic.