THEY ADDED JETPACKS YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING NORMIE , JETPACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU GET MORE ORIGINAL THAN JETPACKS YOU PIECE OF SHIT ???????????????? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"This game fucking sucks. It is so incomprehensibly bad. I wouldnt even make my worst enemy play this game." "9.5/10 it has a little something for everyone."
Persona 5 made me realize I don't dislike turn bases games because they're turn based i dislike them because developers consistently make boring ass turn based games. Paper mario and a lot of the atlus games (and prolly more idk) stand out as having enjoyable turn based mechanics.
When people say they don't like anime, I'm always confused. That's like saying you don't like music, you would have to dislike every kind of music for that to be true, and there are far too many different artists/genres for anyone to safely make that statement. Why don't you think you like anime? I'll bet I can think of an anime that doesn't have the undesirable qualities you don't like, unless you just don't like anything animated.
Ever since watching this video back in 2017, it has helped me make a more definitive opinion and growth towards what I like/dislike in games. It's matured my thinking on not just "WOW THING GO BOOM, TAKE MY MONEY" no, now it's more about "Ok what does this game feature for gameplay loops, how long is the story/campaign, where can I go in this world, how are the graphics, can I pet the doggy, is there artificial or skill-based difficulty and if so, how big is the learning curve, is it unfair, did it launch in Cyberpunk 2077 states of broken/hype, etc." If I hadn't watched this video, I probably wouldn't own Valheim, or Raft, or MGSV: TPP, Shadow Warrior 2, Metro 2033/Last Light Redux & Exodus, Alien Isolation, Slay the Spire, Destiny 2, and so much more....and that's just PC. The big thing to take away from this video is simple: be your own videogame critic; make up your own mind but be receptive to others' perspectives (take that one to the bank kiddos). It's ok to align with some other like-minded reviewers, but at the end of the day, don't just be a moth to the flame with everyone else: be unique! Ensure that your thoughts and hypothesis aligns accurately and isn't just some hate/love-train that EVERYONE is on because it's popular, or because the whole: "Nope! You are nitpicking and biased. I win you lose, bye bye!" So thanks dunkey. I like to come back to this vid (among others on your channel) to remind me that sometimes, you just gotta think hard on things, research, and eventually make up your own damn mind on things! Cheers everyone.
I come back to this video from time to time because it really did resonate with me. This was such a succinct way to explain professional criticism, the voice is so overwhelmingly important.
Y’know what scares me, in a good way, about Dunkey: He’s very good at pairing legitimate points of criticism with _incredibly_ on-target, entertaining examples. His ending point in this video is “The language and points raised in reviews don’t always match the verdicts.” But that’s not what you take away, is it? What you take away is what the comments are *full* of - “IGN absolute *roasts* a game, then gives it a great score anyway.” His skill as a reviewer, and as an entertainer, is finding - or creating - these specific ideas that people *latch* onto, and become memes of themselves that are still indicative of the whole - like, to name another, Knack.
This is still and always will be one of Dunkey's best videos. I come back to watch this every now and then especially after reading all the hot takes from video game journalists.
This is why I watch reviews from independent youtubers (i.e. Dunkey, Penguinz0, Chris Stuckman etc.) for game reviews cause you know that it's coming from one person that has basis unlike companies that's so inconsistent with what they like and what they don't. Good video dunkey! :)
Chris Stuckman reviewed the Phantom Menace and acted like he had never understood the plot until that point. To me, that made his opinion really questionable because… whether you like the SW prequels or not, almost everyone can agree that the dialogue is incredibly on the nose. I understood the plot as a little kid when the movie came out, because everyone says exactly what’s going on. I feel like I can’t trust his ability to understand a movie at the most basic level. That movie wasn’t the only review he did that made me question his judgement. There was another one that he said was tragic and sad and really depressing but he smiled through the whole thing because he thought the camera angles were good or something like that. Again, he’s showing a pattern of focusing on technical aspects of the film and apparently missing even surface level understanding. And if you understand that, then he can be a great critique. The movies he recommends are visually pleasing and engaging if you like the technical parts of movies.
@@zachary4670 But i don’t really blame him for not the understanding the plot of episode 1 including me did not know the plot but that probably because i fall asleep half way through lol.
TheJOBeffect Put your ads on your shoulders and carry it somewhere else. 188,000 people agreed with him against you and the other brainwashed people who don't have their own opinions. All of these mainstream videogame critics are crap.
videogamedunkey has often felt like a watered down, more casual version of a youtuber. it's just a shame he doesn't push youtube's visual or audio capabilities. kind of a disappointment. numbing generic bubbling music. watching dunk with friends is still a bit of a chaotic mess. by the time dunkey really starts to do interesting things it's over. 10/10 masterpiece
Manny Calavera it really threw me off not having to hear soundbite of metal gear solid snake ladder music at 8:06 and then i realize dunkey is a genius. 10/10 masterpiece
makes you feel eerily like manny calavera himself. the player really feels like manny calavera. it could not look or feel more manny calavera. it made me feel like i was a travel agent of death
“You do not have to see eye to eye with a critic on every single game. A critic’s power lies in the consistency of their voice.” This is the most important line ever said on UA-cam ever. Way too many people take good or bad reviews of games they like or dislike way too personally. NO ONE IS ATTACKING YOU FOR WHAT YOU DISLIKE BY SAYING THEY LIKE SOMETHING. And to expect everyone to react to every game the exact same way is childish and unrealistic
Being in corporate America, I have some insight into how professional businesses understand a 1-10 rating scale. Interestingly enough, based on typical human psychology, rating systems go like this: 10 is perfect, 9 is good, 8 is alright, 1-7 is bad. If your company gets a 7 average on a customer survey, that’s considered awful. This is because people are relatively generous in the scores they give. It’s interesting that when Dunkey says that all IGN reviews are somewhere from 7-9 and that they all mean good, that’s because Dunkey’s 1-5 rating system is more logical. I point this out because he might be surprised to learn that 7-9 are not good scores according to most people. That being said, I’m not defending these critics, I just thought that was interesting.
This can be countered by giving meaning to those numbers. I used to read a gaming magazine ([N]Gamer, doesn't exist anymore), that had devoted 1/2 a page before the reviews with a short rundown of what each grade means, with 6 being a good purchase if you're into that genre, and 8 being an excellent game, but not an evergreen, to give you some examples. Unfortunately, this could only work because those grades only 'work' inside the environment of the magazine, and the format of a bi-monthly magazine can afford a little bit of space for such a rundown, youtube reviews can't really
What's stupid though is that we only go for 4.5 or 5s. Amazon for example is 4.5 people buy, 4 stars they don't. I'm guilty of this too. I have to force myself to buy something I want that has 4 stars. Idk why but it feels bad to get 4 star items even though logically that doesn't make them bad.
a 1-7 scale should be be the standard. Creates more nuance, takes a second to consider, and delivers a more accurate score. Also, scales out of 10 are useless because half the scores should just reduce. 2/10 is the same as 1/5 4/10 is just 2/5 6/10 is just 3/5 8/10 is just 4/5 This is negated by a scale out of 7.
if 7-9 are not good scores according to most people, that’s kinda foolish. If 70% of my friends told me something was good, or a thing was 70% good, that’s a noteworthy amount of goodness right there.
My favorite thing about Dunkey is how concise he is. This topic could easily have been an hour long, carefully dissecting the topic and building a case with evidence. Instead we get snappy editing, one liners and good writing that gets the core of the argument accross in under 10 minutes. Perfect
I've been a fan since last year, saw this come up in my feed, and realized I hadn't subscribed. Keep doing you man, you're a rare gem in rather diminishing industry.
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I think the "reviewers only give a 7 max, if a game has a 7 or below AVOID" meme is a bit questionable because there are more niche games that reviewers don't understand and end up giving lower scores to. For example God Hand, which Dunkey himself brought up. It kinda implies that the only problem with reviewers is that they give too-high scores and they're otherwise great at reviewing games which is silly, game journo types love plenty of generic shitty games & dismiss many good ones.
@@kingt0295 I’ve never played RuneScape before, but I find this most aligns with Persona 5 from my experience. I say it’s a 6/10 game, but people give it a 9/10 and have the same complaints as me.
Honestly one of the greatest videos of all time in the gaming community, its a hilarious satire on the gaming community laced with intelligent undertones and commentary
Watching this in 2023, and all of this aged well. It's like reviews have become more about content creation and marketing than giving consumers a heads up.
This was the first Dunkey video I ever watched. I’m still coming back once a year to watch it and it still hold true. This video is a masterpiece. 2.3/10
Back in the days when we had gaming magazines you were often times granted multiple opinions in one review, letting the reader see that different gamer types prefered different types of games, difficulty handling and then some. Some games saw mixed scores like one revier give an 8, another a 6 and the third guy a 9. And each reviewer got a separate short view box for personal opinions to sum up their ideas about their ratings. I loved that. It let you as a reader and gamer also think for yourself a bit, to consider whether a game was for you or not. Today people want "carved in stone" writings and not let their own opinions reign supreme. You might say a game sucks and I say it is great.
such an insightful video, I wish more people reviewing games would understand it's literally impossible to be "objective", but you hear that so often. "I'm trying to be objective about this," you CAN'T, your opinion is the only thing your ego is even able to offer
I was looking at reviews for parasite on rotten tomatoes and I was perplexed that it had a 99% with only five bad reviews. I'm a bit surprised since it's truly a masterpiece of a film and when I see these rotten reviews the first one I read is by, Armond White. What a legend.
Yes, IGN doesn't understand good game design. Alien Isolation was one of the better horror stealth games to be released recently and they missed all of its good points.
the fuck are you talking about. the game comes to a screeching halt near the end, and it drags on for way too long. it was definitely not good game design, as it felt like the biggest turd in the universe was exiting your anus in a public bathroom when all you want to do is make it stop - slow and tedious
coming back here after IGN outed themselves saying that they rate the game base on how they think people will like it LMAO. i cant believe a company like that exist, its like if i were a food critic and never eat any of the food at all, i just imagine how people will feel eating that based on its looks and the chef's experience and base my review on that.
Still one of my favorite videos of this channel. Not only hilarious but has genuinely good advice as someone with a channel of their own. We don't deserve Dunkey. 🙇♂️
The Dunkmaster jests... But there are, unfortunately, Bubsy 3D fans out there, and they're the same ones who liked the new shitty Bubsy game that NOBODY ASKED FOR.
BLACKIESBOY We must be going to different parts of the internet, but ah well. Though I'd argue being part of the Bubsy legacy actually makes said legacy WORSE, at any rate.
*Never says any flaw and praises only saying really good things about it making the game looks like a masterpiece* Definitely the weakest entry in the series, that's why I rate it a 7.4/10
You wouldn't review a movie by only watching half of it, would you? I wouldn't, because that's not what the intended experience was. It's the same thing.
Josh T I agree slightly. To give a negative review they don't have to, but positive reviews require full experience, as the game could go to shit later.
Back in my day, people looked up for reviews to see if a game was worth buying or not. Instead of today where they search them to seek approval on why their purchased game is the best.
Great video. Well structured. Very good script. Made me laugh several times. 3.14 out of 10. Nah, seriously. It made me click the like button several times. I actually wasn't joking with the first part of the "review" joke.
"My girlfriend isnt loyal, cheats when ever she can and doesn't hide that she is with other guys" 9/10 "She has a little something for everyone" - IGN
Ha, literally
nah, more like she has a never ending hunger for D(s)
Well, if the reviewer is into cuckolding then their score makes sense.
Your comment was really funny, but the unfunny answers kind of ruin it.
I know you’re not from IGN, but nice try. IGN WOULD GIVE A 10/10 FOR A STATEMENT LIKE THAT. My iq is just too high.
''Refreshingly original''' and ''Call of Duty''
what the actual fuck?
TML Call of Duty Ghosts of all things
THEY ADDED JETPACKS YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING NORMIE , JETPACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU GET MORE ORIGINAL THAN JETPACKS YOU PIECE OF SHIT ???????????????? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
To be fair the first two modern warfare games, debatably the first bops and waw were amazing (campaign)
stupidity. thats all i have to say.
I can understand if that was said about IW. That ain't your ordinary COD game.
“Listen fucko” is possibly one of your best lines ever
Absolutely agree
“Piece a shit turtle”
channeling his inner joey karate
Where did he say it I can't find it
@@asalaj5885 2:07
"A critic's power lies in the consistency of their voice. But when you're consistently wrong..."
That was pure gold
A cod game: Refreshingly original. -ign 20- no one cares
20-*
I was going to joke "the dislikes are video game journalists"...
...and then I checked Twitter and learned that it wouldn't have been a joke.
OuroborosChoked At least it wasn't Tumblr.
What happened on twitter?
I'm Swan Ronson this happened
twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/884210029368397825
LUL
Some of their responses are really gross like "HE'S MAKING FUN OF MY FRIENDS!" Crony fucks.
My parents dying really made me feel like batman
The Danger im sorry for your loss. If it helps my parents abandoned me so you could adopt me if you want
That is tragic, but look on the bright side! When your son gets killed by a clown, you can feel like Batman all over again!
Daniel Williams my adopted son dying really revived the batman feeling that i had when my parents died
The Danger *10 years later* I lived bitch
EEE H bitch, how dare you live?
I stopped watching dunkey when he said Armond White was black.
Understandable
Have a nice day
i stopped watching dunkey when he said **he** wasn't black!
"This game fucking sucks. It is so incomprehensibly bad. I wouldnt even make my worst enemy play this game."
"9.5/10 it has a little something for everyone."
10/10, it has the perfect amount of water in it.
@Stormcloak guard Wait which video was the first quote from?
@@anonymous_yeti7279 Its from that Dunkey video.
This is me with Dark Souls 2 tbh, i hate it but also love it lol
Yes, even something for someone I hate deeply! How nice and inclusive!
I wish my grades in school were reviewed by IGN reviewers.
IGN-9/10-"What you wrote has little bit for everyone."
Really makes you *feel* like a failure
awful quality with little to no research. 9/10 it has a little for everyone
Y E S
"there's no good middle school grades, but, 567/800
Armond White is the 10th doctor in all of those "9 out of 10 doctors recommend..."
Underrated
😂😂😂😂
Lmfao
But for real, the role of the “10th man” is important. Someone should dissent and it’s very helpful to hear them out.
@@OQIF87NREU having a devils advocate is always important with critique.
Actually took Dunkey's advice on Persona 5 and loved it. I dont like turned based games or anime but I had a blast playing this game.
Based McChicken
Persona 5 made me realize I don't dislike turn bases games because they're turn based i dislike them because developers consistently make boring ass turn based games. Paper mario and a lot of the atlus games (and prolly more idk) stand out as having enjoyable turn based mechanics.
Then play lisa bro.
I have love/hate relationship with turn based games tho…I don’t like FF9….tried to play it but didn’t get far because it just wasn’t for me.
When people say they don't like anime, I'm always confused. That's like saying you don't like music, you would have to dislike every kind of music for that to be true, and there are far too many different artists/genres for anyone to safely make that statement.
Why don't you think you like anime? I'll bet I can think of an anime that doesn't have the undesirable qualities you don't like, unless you just don't like anything animated.
Immediacy, atmosphere, variety, replayability, this is what I value in Dunkey's videos
This hits a lil different now with his game Animal Well now that has all of these qualities.
Crash Bandicoot makes you FEEL like Batman
Cuphead is the Dark Souls of making you feel like Batman
ben 10 game
Crash is a dark souls like game
7/10
Dr. PewPewSamurai Orrrrrrr just maybe Batman makes you feel like Crash Bandicoot
"You're paid to review games as 8, 9, or 10"
"What if it's horrible?"
"That's what 7 is for"
And Bellow is for not getting paid
What a world we live in
@@phantomwolf2141 you
@@lifesucks5846 xD ok the
Is this a reference to "The Critic"?
Ever since watching this video back in 2017, it has helped me make a more definitive opinion and growth towards what I like/dislike in games. It's matured my thinking on not just "WOW THING GO BOOM, TAKE MY MONEY" no, now it's more about "Ok what does this game feature for gameplay loops, how long is the story/campaign, where can I go in this world, how are the graphics, can I pet the doggy, is there artificial or skill-based difficulty and if so, how big is the learning curve, is it unfair, did it launch in Cyberpunk 2077 states of broken/hype, etc."
If I hadn't watched this video, I probably wouldn't own Valheim, or Raft, or MGSV: TPP, Shadow Warrior 2, Metro 2033/Last Light Redux & Exodus, Alien Isolation, Slay the Spire, Destiny 2, and so much more....and that's just PC.
The big thing to take away from this video is simple: be your own videogame critic; make up your own mind but be receptive to others' perspectives (take that one to the bank kiddos). It's ok to align with some other like-minded reviewers, but at the end of the day, don't just be a moth to the flame with everyone else: be unique! Ensure that your thoughts and hypothesis aligns accurately and isn't just some hate/love-train that EVERYONE is on because it's popular, or because the whole:
"Nope! You are nitpicking and biased. I win you lose, bye bye!"
So thanks dunkey. I like to come back to this vid (among others on your channel) to remind me that sometimes, you just gotta think hard on things, research, and eventually make up your own damn mind on things!
Cheers everyone.
Well Said My Guy.
Well Said My Guy.
based take
Well said ma guy!
Well Said My Guy.
I actually have tears streaming down my face. Someone genuinely said new super mario brothers wii is an incredibly hard game
It's only hard when you're playing with 3 other people, and one person is just gunning it the whole time pushing everyone into holes
the amount of editors on Twitter bitching about this video lmao
Hit a little too close to home
i would like a list please
@nickmon1112 made sheet of the most autistic ones...
The truth hurts.
i want to see it
*IGN reviews communism*
"It has a little something for everyone."
7.8/10 not enough communism
"They've just rolled out the mass starvation and gulag dlc; make sure you get *our* copy this spring"
Thank you comrade
communism? more like single party dictatorship 0.9/10
Karl Marx likes that
I come back to this video from time to time because it really did resonate with me. This was such a succinct way to explain professional criticism, the voice is so overwhelmingly important.
It's the shower to wash off the anti-intellectual filth we have to wade through these days.
Y’know what scares me, in a good way, about Dunkey: He’s very good at pairing legitimate points of criticism with _incredibly_ on-target, entertaining examples. His ending point in this video is “The language and points raised in reviews don’t always match the verdicts.” But that’s not what you take away, is it? What you take away is what the comments are *full* of - “IGN absolute *roasts* a game, then gives it a great score anyway.”
His skill as a reviewer, and as an entertainer, is finding - or creating - these specific ideas that people *latch* onto, and become memes of themselves that are still indicative of the whole - like, to name another, Knack.
This might be my favorite dunkey video ever. Wow just truly inspiring and so creative. 3/10
Still too much water.
darkpheonix77
the joke
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your head
Chiefsmackabro Yo As Dunk would say, "MASTApiece!! 1/5
Chiefsmackabro Yo it really makes you feel like Dunkey
Totally agree, man!
This video made me feel like Batman
This comment makes me feel like batman
pramitbanerjee this reply made me feel like batman
This observation made me feel like batman
Giving this thumbs up made me feel like Batman.
9.1/10 It has a little something for everyone
This is still and always will be one of Dunkey's best videos. I come back to watch this every now and then especially after reading all the hot takes from video game journalists.
This is the best critique of critiquing I think I've ever seen compressed into a 9 minute video. It really has a little something for everyone.
I loved Tetris. It really made me _feel_ like a cluster of four squares.
Made me FEEL like Smashboy*
Ron Wolf you made me realize that every piece in tetris is 4 squares. Im stupid.
@@AcidIncen Lol, that's why it's called Tetris; "Tetra" is a prefix meaning 4.
Lance Pate oh my god. _how did I not see this before wtf_
Looking at the replies, I'm glad I was not the only one who just now realized every block in Tetris has 4 squares.
can't spell ignorant without IGN
ilikeredheads feel like bat man
that one surely must have hurted
IGNorant
ilikeredheads OOF.
ilikeredheads incinerated
This is why I watch reviews from independent youtubers (i.e. Dunkey, Penguinz0, Chris Stuckman etc.) for game reviews cause you know that it's coming from one person that has basis unlike companies that's so inconsistent with what they like and what they don't. Good video dunkey! :)
Chris Stuckman reviewed the Phantom Menace and acted like he had never understood the plot until that point. To me, that made his opinion really questionable because… whether you like the SW prequels or not, almost everyone can agree that the dialogue is incredibly on the nose. I understood the plot as a little kid when the movie came out, because everyone says exactly what’s going on.
I feel like I can’t trust his ability to understand a movie at the most basic level.
That movie wasn’t the only review he did that made me question his judgement. There was another one that he said was tragic and sad and really depressing but he smiled through the whole thing because he thought the camera angles were good or something like that. Again, he’s showing a pattern of focusing on technical aspects of the film and apparently missing even surface level understanding.
And if you understand that, then he can be a great critique. The movies he recommends are visually pleasing and engaging if you like the technical parts of movies.
@@zachary4670 🤡
@@zachary4670 But i don’t really blame him for not the understanding the plot of episode 1 including me did not know the plot but that probably because i fall asleep half way through lol.
What about Nakey Jakey?
"It has a little something for everyone."
Man, I love this comment.
I think the fact that critics called Killbutt 1 "Pretty bad" and "meh" and that critics ALSO gave Hooker Fucker a 6/10 just says it all.
William Derr that's a DEEP Dunkey reference. I wish he'd play Game Dev Tycoon again
William Derr don't forget wild wild smiff
That game man was overrated. Smiff Wild Wild 2 though was a great sequel and delivered everything the first hadnt.
No, you're wrong. Fuck off
imma have to give this video my lowest rating ever.
9.1 out of 10
DowntownLAKid the decimal I the real score lol
DowntownLAKid KNACK 2 BAAABYYYYYYY
Omar Huda KNACK 2 THA FUTURE
It has a bit of something for everyone
it should at least be a 9.4, for the technique alone
he just weaved in the topic of losing focus by actually losing focus. THIS MAN IS A LEGEND.
This is hilariously ironic.
"This video was poorly edited, had very little character or personality, became overly repetitive and lost focus numerous times." 9.2/10 - IGN
TheJOBeffect too much water
Okay. So can I ask you a question?
TheJOBeffect it also made me feel to much like Batman.
“That game fucking sucked, It lagged throughout the entire game, The gameplay was retarted” 10.5/10 IGN
TheJOBeffect Put your ads on your shoulders and carry it somewhere else. 188,000 people agreed with him against you and the other brainwashed people who don't have their own opinions. All of these mainstream videogame critics are crap.
People need to start reviewing game reviewers
Yes, you review the next game reviewer, and I'll review you reviewing that review. :P
We can go deeper.
at some point games might start reviewing game reviewers themselves, i mean, that would be fair and shit
Hire this man.
It's already a deepthroat and you want to go deeper? Dayum.
I have watched this video like 40 times over the years, it's so good
I often return to this gem of a video
This was the first “strand” type review
lmfao ty
@@alfin7705 lol
it s a straaand type game
this is the first straaand type game
Help 😂
You’re fucking hilarious, when does your stand up your start I gotta see you live
videogamedunkey has often felt like a watered down, more casual version of a youtuber. it's just a shame he doesn't push youtube's visual or audio capabilities. kind of a disappointment. numbing generic bubbling music. watching dunk with friends is still a bit of a chaotic mess. by the time dunkey really starts to do interesting things it's over. 10/10 masterpiece
I just can't watch a UA-camr that beats gay black men at Smash.
it is a little something for everyone
Manny Calavera it really threw me off not having to hear soundbite of metal gear solid snake ladder music at 8:06 and then i realize dunkey is a genius. 10/10 masterpiece
makes you feel eerily like manny calavera himself. the player really feels like manny calavera. it could not look or feel more manny calavera. it made me feel like i was a travel agent of death
delightful, rewatchable videos. 3.0/10 awful
“You do not have to see eye to eye with a critic on every single game. A critic’s power lies in the consistency of their voice.”
This is the most important line ever said on UA-cam ever. Way too many people take good or bad reviews of games they like or dislike way too personally. NO ONE IS ATTACKING YOU FOR WHAT YOU DISLIKE BY SAYING THEY LIKE SOMETHING. And to expect everyone to react to every game the exact same way is childish and unrealistic
Being in corporate America, I have some insight into how professional businesses understand a 1-10 rating scale. Interestingly enough, based on typical human psychology, rating systems go like this: 10 is perfect, 9 is good, 8 is alright, 1-7 is bad. If your company gets a 7 average on a customer survey, that’s considered awful. This is because people are relatively generous in the scores they give. It’s interesting that when Dunkey says that all IGN reviews are somewhere from 7-9 and that they all mean good, that’s because Dunkey’s 1-5 rating system is more logical. I point this out because he might be surprised to learn that 7-9 are not good scores according to most people. That being said, I’m not defending these critics, I just thought that was interesting.
i blame the school system for this mindset
This can be countered by giving meaning to those numbers. I used to read a gaming magazine ([N]Gamer, doesn't exist anymore), that had devoted 1/2 a page before the reviews with a short rundown of what each grade means, with 6 being a good purchase if you're into that genre, and 8 being an excellent game, but not an evergreen, to give you some examples. Unfortunately, this could only work because those grades only 'work' inside the environment of the magazine, and the format of a bi-monthly magazine can afford a little bit of space for such a rundown, youtube reviews can't really
What's stupid though is that we only go for 4.5 or 5s. Amazon for example is 4.5 people buy, 4 stars they don't. I'm guilty of this too. I have to force myself to buy something I want that has 4 stars. Idk why but it feels bad to get 4 star items even though logically that doesn't make them bad.
a 1-7 scale should be be the standard. Creates more nuance, takes a second to consider, and delivers a more accurate score.
Also, scales out of 10 are useless because half the scores should just reduce.
2/10 is the same as 1/5
4/10 is just 2/5
6/10 is just 3/5
8/10 is just 4/5
This is negated by a scale out of 7.
if 7-9 are not good scores according to most people, that’s kinda foolish. If 70% of my friends told me something was good, or a thing was 70% good, that’s a noteworthy amount of goodness right there.
yeah i stopped listening to that guy after he said bubsy 3d was bad
Hot Wine listen fucko
I never played bubsy 3d... 4/10
I'm halfway through the game...
I give it a 5/10
Whoa. This got a lot of likes... neat.
Hot Wine listen fucko listen.
5:12 Finally Dunkey did a face reveal
J V you idiot, his face is everywhere. He’s a donkey!! Not a human !1!1!1!1!
@@snessi_land nah, hes a dunkey, smh
Are you dumb? thats the rapper nas
@@sanskarmishra5309 boi, thats obviously kanye west
that is obama
My favorite thing about Dunkey is how concise he is. This topic could easily have been an hour long, carefully dissecting the topic and building a case with evidence. Instead we get snappy editing, one liners and good writing that gets the core of the argument accross in under 10 minutes. Perfect
Just discover this channel and I am really shocked I never did before. This is really good stuff and funny. Good job sir !!!
Yeah, I stopped listening to Dunkey when he said Boss Baby was bad.
Fax
@@arizz620 fax
For me it’s ok,at least is got a Netflix series.
@Sergio Pineda It's legit bad. Oscar looks like a joke to me now....
Took me three years to understand this. I’ve really looked up to him and loved his new content but now I know it was all irrelevant
"yeah i stopped listening to dunkey after he said he was black"
Slippery Slug he's of Puerto Rican decent actually
Ryan Wiggins Puerto Ricans are part black.
Puerto Ricans are basically Latinos.
Lol watch everyone suddenly become Puerto Rican.
Slippery Slug lol
That line “It has a little something for everyone” is up there with Dunkey’s best
I've been a fan since last year, saw this come up in my feed, and realized I hadn't subscribed.
Keep doing you man, you're a rare gem in rather diminishing industry.
Well thought out video: you can tell Dunk really put his heart and soul into it.
HOWEVER, it doesn't make you feel like Batman. 7/10 I hated it.
Awful editing. If this guy is a youtuber, I feel like Batman! 3/10
Pin this comment holy shit.
Anthony Marvin,I imagine dunky saying that!loler then lolz 😂
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I think the "reviewers only give a 7 max, if a game has a 7 or below AVOID" meme is a bit questionable because there are more niche games that reviewers don't understand and end up giving lower scores to. For example God Hand, which Dunkey himself brought up. It kinda implies that the only problem with reviewers is that they give too-high scores and they're otherwise great at reviewing games which is silly, game journo types love plenty of generic shitty games & dismiss many good ones.
This video sucked, bad audio, bad graphics
It only gets a 9/10, it has a little something for everoyne
This video did not have enough women of color. 8/10
There's too much water. 7.8/10
UA-cam crashed and i had to watch the entire video again, 4/10
This video is by far the worst thing I have ever experienced in my entire life.
8.
Too much hastags, 6.3/10
Oh, so this is where the “9/10 it has a little something for everyone” was born
The game spot part cracks me up every time
You can't spell ignorant without IGN.
I'M GONNA KEEP THIS ONE IN MIND
That's perfect!
LOL XD I really like this comment.
Zorro9129 you're a fucking genius
Too bad youtube doesn't allow you to report murders because god damn....
Yeah, I stopped listening to this guy after he said boss baby was bad.
Yeah he just can't understand the complexity and masterpiece in boss baby.
heretic
you're joking, right?
right?
@@helloiamenergyman yes, clearly.
@@rotundmonibuv5103 what a relief!!
Upon viewing this video again, I really never realized how seamlessly this review of reviews and reviews transitioned into a review of Crash Bandicoot
This video is actually very useful for someone like me who has wanted to get into video game critiquing type content. Thank you dunkey :)
This video made me feel like Batman.
eerily
Bruce?
MVP Megadeth lol
This video made me become Scarecrow from Spiderman.
This comment is the Godfather of youtube comments.
“This game is the worst game in game history.”
“9.2/10 I’ll be replaying this gem again real soon.”
hungry for more.
It has something for everyone
Runescape be like
@@kingt0295 I’ve never played RuneScape before, but I find this most aligns with Persona 5 from my experience. I say it’s a 6/10 game, but people give it a 9/10 and have the same complaints as me.
Also no re reviews
Honestly one of the greatest videos of all time in the gaming community, its a hilarious satire on the gaming community laced with intelligent undertones and commentary
I like your essay style videos.you’re funny and well spoken.
-Call of duty
-Refreshing and original
Pick one
The only CoD that was refreshing and original got dismal reviews. I straight up don't understand how game critics still have jobs.
Because them getting paid depends on advertising revenue, not the legitimacy of their work.
el grano de nico
Remember WW2?
Me neither.
had_ookin what's WW2? who are you talking about?
Refreshing and original
But consumers don't really want quality they just want consistent garbage
this video gets more and more relevant as time goes on.
Remember 2 months ago?
this video would have been relevant in 2010, and probably even a little farther back
Yea I can't wait to check these other reviewers he mentions like Angry Jo or the Total Biscuit guy.
This comment did NOT age well. "when you see a video from ProJared" yeah I don't think that's gonna be too relatable anymore
@@greyistheworst not relatable, relevant. Kinda ironic since the projared incident
Watching this in 2023, and all of this aged well. It's like reviews have become more about content creation and marketing than giving consumers a heads up.
This was the first Dunkey video I ever watched. I’m still coming back once a year to watch it and it still hold true. This video is a masterpiece. 2.3/10
Heard about this video on twitter, came here expecting some controversial opinion, walked away having learned about Armond White. Life moves on.
stay and watch more dunkey and get obsessed like the rest of us
-mesy vadio
--no focs
-borig
10.5/10
Lee Baguetteo no focs?
cannot do barrel roll 7.5/10
-Should've gone back to League of Legends
how the fuck does this gotten so many likes lol
HOW the FuCk does this GOTTEN so many likes LOL
I lost so many brain cells by reading that comment
Back in the days when we had gaming magazines you were often times granted multiple opinions in one review, letting the reader see that different gamer types prefered different types of games, difficulty handling and then some. Some games saw mixed scores like one revier give an 8, another a 6 and the third guy a 9. And each reviewer got a separate short view box for personal opinions to sum up their ideas about their ratings. I loved that. It let you as a reader and gamer also think for yourself a bit, to consider whether a game was for you or not.
Today people want "carved in stone" writings and not let their own opinions reign supreme. You might say a game sucks and I say it is great.
Man, coming back to this video made me TRULY remember what it feels like to BE a BAT MAN
Dunkey's entire family was later massacred by Atlus for even showing a single frame of P5 gameplay.
I wish he did a full review for it. Would like to hear his thought on it
@@scottryan9318 Same
The Crimson Lance strikes once more!
Dunkey should play SMT Nocturne.
@@scottryan9318 he said on stream he never got around to finishing it
when you watch ign it really makes you feel like dying
yeah ign is the BuzzFeed of game critics
dyign*
Light
Well, as the saying goes, you can't spell ignorant without IGN.
Pro tip: Don't watch em
"in metroid you play as metroid as a bounty hunter who shoots a dinosaur in outer space with his missile"
"when Reggie was developing sm64"
Cuphead makes you FEEL like Dark Souls
Matthew Gravius 😂
Matthew Gravius that's a good meme, congrats
I see u can be a reviewer in ign
Cuphead is the Bloodborne of Dark Souls
That Meme is IGN
This video makes me feel like batman
UndeadSoda this reply makes me feel like batman
Dunkey videos make you *feel* like Knack
GRANDAD
@@frantic1368 UA-cam makes me feel like batman....no parents.
Batman makes me FEEL like spiderman
such an insightful video, I wish more people reviewing games would understand it's literally impossible to be "objective", but you hear that so often. "I'm trying to be objective about this," you CAN'T, your opinion is the only thing your ego is even able to offer
1:32 Thank you very much!
He is true
I was looking at reviews for parasite on rotten tomatoes and I was perplexed that it had a 99% with only five bad reviews. I'm a bit surprised since it's truly a masterpiece of a film and when I see these rotten reviews the first one I read is by, Armond White. What a legend.
It's such a masterpiece, even this guy thought it was good
Hey that’s good, when armond hates it that’s usually a mark of high quality
I absolutely loved Parasite. It opened up people's eyes a little bit so that they now know Hollywood isn't the only place that makes movies.
@@d1n0alg75 I usually dislike the Oscar's but parasite deserves everyone it got
@@frankegordon326 Yup
Guys remember when IGN gave alien isolation - 5 and criticised game for AI being too smart and game is too long
Isn't the point of alien to be really long and have a awesome expiernce not knowing whether the alien actually found you or not?
Yes, IGN doesn't understand good game design. Alien Isolation was one of the better horror stealth games to be released recently and they missed all of its good points.
It is too long
They criticised Pokémon for too much water as well haha
the fuck are you talking about. the game comes to a screeching halt near the end, and it drags on for way too long. it was definitely not good game design, as it felt like the biggest turd in the universe was exiting your anus in a public bathroom when all you want to do is make it stop - slow and tedious
coming back here after IGN outed themselves saying that they rate the game base on how they think people will like it LMAO.
i cant believe a company like that exist, its like if i were a food critic and never eat any of the food at all, i just imagine how people will feel eating that based on its looks and the chef's experience and base my review on that.
This video is literally the best video on the site watched it like 20 times this week
How can they use refreshingly original and Call of Duty in the same line
I've done that before in a game called 2 truths and 1 lie, where someone had to guess my lie. I don't think I ever won that game.
nitish kapur gamers who complain about cod yet say yakuza is original 🙄
One word, repeated: MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
Because they have original ideas in every game.
"Call of Duty is not refreshingly original."
I guess that's kinda cheating, tho, huh?
This video was horribly edited, uninspiring, boring, and made my ears feel like they were being drilled with a rusty bit.
I give it a 9.6/10
Too much water
A little something for everyone.
Worst shit ever
9,99998/10
Dude. Don’t steal other people’s ideas
SUPER MARIO 2
Still one of my favorite videos of this channel. Not only hilarious but has genuinely good advice as someone with a channel of their own. We don't deserve Dunkey. 🙇♂️
When he said “is it’s not fun, why bother?” I cried 😿
"I stopped listening to this guy after he said Bubsy 3D was bad" had me rolling
I N C E P T I O N
The Dunkmaster jests... But there are, unfortunately, Bubsy 3D fans out there, and they're the same ones who liked the new shitty Bubsy game that NOBODY ASKED FOR.
BLACKIESBOY I dunno...even the Bubsy fans I have seen seem to hate Bubsy 3D...
The way I heard it was, "Sure it's a bad game but it's part of the Bubsy legacy and it has Bubsy in it."
BLACKIESBOY We must be going to different parts of the internet, but ah well. Though I'd argue being part of the Bubsy legacy actually makes said legacy WORSE, at any rate.
Game critics make you FEEL like you're 9/10
I know what...
I keep coming back to this video. So good. Dunkey spitting facts
This is a really good video that really makes you feel like video game dunkey.
9/10
*Continuously hates on a game*
Yeah i would say that is a 9/10
*Never says any flaw and praises only saying really good things about it making the game looks like a masterpiece*
Definitely the weakest entry in the series, that's why I rate it a 7.4/10
Maybe they are trying to tell you how it's a good game overall but it has these issues.
Thodnern It still wouldn't deserve a 9/10.
A Turtle Named Jeff I was the 1 thousandth like so be happy
thank you for copy and pasting the end joke
Wow why did this video get so much backlash, it's totally reasonable and you weren't even overly insulting...
Brandon B The Reviewers were triggered
The only thing I disagree with is I don't think a review has to finish a game to give a verdict.
If it has a brand name on it there's always going to be _somebody_ loyal to it.
You wouldn't review a movie by only watching half of it, would you? I wouldn't, because that's not what the intended experience was. It's the same thing.
Josh T I agree slightly. To give a negative review they don't have to, but positive reviews require full experience, as the game could go to shit later.
4:13 When you played Dark Cloud for PS2 music in the background, you opened up locked away memories i forgot i had. 10/10 moment by a 10/10 game.
Act man could use a rewatch of this
Haven’t watched him in years. So I’m guessing he’s changed
Back in my day, people looked up for reviews to see if a game was worth buying or not. Instead of today where they search them to seek approval on why their purchased game is the best.
Sean Baby.
agha jan Daaaamn, you nailed it.
back in my day games were completed before release.
pretty accurate.
Varinder Bhandal But I only like games that make me feel more like Batman...
Depth perception is bad, the difficulty spikes are too challenging, i quit the game half way.
9.3/10. Has a little something for everyone!
A little bit of misery for everyone!
“It’s a little something for everyone” 🤣
5 years later and this is still spot on, THE MAN DOES NOT MISS
This video literally gave me a tumor in my throat which I choked on and died. Twice.
9.2/10
Hold up how tf do you die twice 😂
He had an extra life. Or died in heaven/hell. Somehow.
"AHH STOP SHOCKING ME" Nick - L4D2
Brilliant, I would read this reviews bio to get a better angle on your opinion... and its empty.
Do you mean 7.8/10 too much choking
Hot damn, the amount of salt this video created amongst these critics is beautiful.
Diavolo!
If only we could pour all that salt into their eyes.
Diavolo-Sama wha-
this is the power of requiem
@@poysona gtfo outta here guy that's spoilers
Great video. Well structured. Very good script. Made me laugh several times. 3.14 out of 10.
Nah, seriously. It made me click the like button several times. I actually wasn't joking with the first part of the "review" joke.
Still one of the best Dunkey videos to this day!