Game Critics (Part 2)

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  • @TFconfused
    @TFconfused 5 років тому +5501

    And again, I haven't even played Game Critics, it's not my type of game.

    • @patrickbyrne5070
      @patrickbyrne5070 5 років тому +69

      The sequel looks like dog shit.

    • @ГошоГиЦъка
      @ГошоГиЦъка 5 років тому +9

      @@patrickbyrne5070 I'm looking forward to the dlc

    • @Xymage
      @Xymage 5 років тому +14

      @@ГошоГиЦъка I can't wait to attack people who dislike my game with fake reviews

    • @randysalazar9030
      @randysalazar9030 5 років тому +5

      Patrick Byrne I don’t even play Game Critics but I agree wholeheartedly

    • @Skullcrausher
      @Skullcrausher 5 років тому +21

      It has a little something for everyone 🤔

  • @rizzotto9k
    @rizzotto9k 5 років тому +6697

    Critics are just jealous that they couldn’t get the world record for Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito.

    • @drinkmorewater5388
      @drinkmorewater5388 5 років тому +16

      It feels weird to be the only reply to a comment with 1K likes :/

    • @MadChemist102
      @MadChemist102 5 років тому +23

      @@drinkmorewater5388 It feels weird to be the only reply to the only reply to a comment with 1k likes :/

    • @NilfgardianNationalist
      @NilfgardianNationalist 5 років тому +8

      @@MadChemist102 it feels weird to be the only one to replay to the only one to reply to the only one who reply to a comment with 1k likes :/

    • @xavdel0
      @xavdel0 5 років тому +1

      Sparkle

    • @Sarkwer
      @Sarkwer 5 років тому +5

      @@NilfgardianNationalist it feels weird to be the only one to replay to the only one to reply to the only one to reply to the only one who reply to a comment with 1k likes :/

  • @RedHeadProductionsOFFICIAL
    @RedHeadProductionsOFFICIAL 5 років тому +3627

    Calm down guys, it was Dunkey's little brother who uploaded this video, dunkey isn't even alive yet

    • @ape_escape_2
      @ape_escape_2 5 років тому +29

      RedHead Productions Dunkey doesn’t even exist, so this video didn’t even happen.

    • @deadphenome2548
      @deadphenome2548 5 років тому +22

      Jesus he has a little brother and dunkey doesnt exist yet? That's fucked up!

    • @Catsrules1
      @Catsrules1 5 років тому +9

      Wait a minute something doesn't add up here, I just can't put my finger on it.

    • @ritschi9017
      @ritschi9017 5 років тому +5

      @@nachomacho5259 dude he wasnt evem trying too...

    • @djswagmann
      @djswagmann 5 років тому +2

      @@deadphenome2548 no
      The little brother is baby Jesus
      Then dunkey is too great to exist

  • @octo_contra
    @octo_contra 3 роки тому +1364

    "Anime, my boy"
    there it is, that's why I keep coming back to this video

  • @CerpinTxt87
    @CerpinTxt87 5 років тому +21491

    Dunkey you've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders. People don't go to reviews to see how good/bad the game is, they go to make sure everyone else agrees with their already existing opinion.

    • @CerpinTxt87
      @CerpinTxt87 5 років тому +1430

      @@piratediscoking1392 My original comment did leave that out, but you've gotta admit it had something for everyone

    • @kefkapalazzo1
      @kefkapalazzo1 5 років тому +84

      CerpinTxt87 lmaoooo

    • @calistoyew1313
      @calistoyew1313 5 років тому +443

      CerpinTxt87 nope you’re nitpicking and biased I win bye bye

    • @spooks2900
      @spooks2900 5 років тому +8

      True

    • @raVtf
      @raVtf 5 років тому +6

      this

  • @chungman6167
    @chungman6167 5 років тому +2142

    1:25 “a lot of jrpgs are made by Japanese people”
    The smartest man in the current century.

    • @trashboat2165
      @trashboat2165 5 років тому +264

      "every 60 seconds in africa,a minute passes"

    • @alexp6667
      @alexp6667 5 років тому +46

      "RETARDATION COMES IN MANY FORM"

    • @frikicomputerwizard2237
      @frikicomputerwizard2237 5 років тому +30

      Harvard wants to know his location.

    • @philippsladek99
      @philippsladek99 5 років тому +55

      I wonder what the J stands for in jrpg

    • @CurtisAlfeld
      @CurtisAlfeld 5 років тому +64

      Actually, most JRPGs are made by Somalians.

  • @socratias
    @socratias 5 років тому +1462

    According to my long observations, analysis, calculations and deep research, he hasn’t played Game Critics 1

    • @5h4ndt
      @5h4ndt 5 років тому +2

      I've read that as "deep racism" first

  • @cristianpereyra6912
    @cristianpereyra6912 4 роки тому +3126

    "apparently dunkey calls me out in his video" lmao who tf are you

    • @MrFusion
      @MrFusion 3 роки тому +210

      For real for real. I don't recognize a single one of those dumb asses.

    • @pritambasu2264
      @pritambasu2264 3 роки тому +276

      That reviewer from gamespot whose videos get disliked the most lol. She's the one who reviewed last of us 2 and cyberpunk recently and got bombarded to death with dislikes.

    • @thesnatcher3616
      @thesnatcher3616 3 роки тому +74

      @@pritambasu2264 Pretty sure she did a review on Furi too. Watched it, came out with a fewer number of brain cells.

    • @luminosity01
      @luminosity01 3 роки тому +5

      @@thesnatcher3616 in ign or gamespot? cause i remember in ign they gave it a 6 while gamespot they gave furi an 8

    • @thesnatcher3616
      @thesnatcher3616 3 роки тому +5

      @@luminosity01 Ign. Terrible review wasn't it?

  • @InterstellarVulpine
    @InterstellarVulpine 5 років тому +29050

    How could anyone ever hate dunkey?
    He has a little something for everyone.

    • @asciicatface
      @asciicatface 5 років тому +135

      ey, good pfp and banner, and hella respect for sourcing artists

    • @sentrysapper45
      @sentrysapper45 5 років тому +501

      He makes me FEEL like Batman.

    • @theaverageordinary2779
      @theaverageordinary2779 5 років тому +207

      If you are nitpicking and biased, I win bye bye!

    • @FredCracklin
      @FredCracklin 5 років тому +30

      Hopefully not for Leah, heyoooooooooooo!

    • @burningstar1793
      @burningstar1793 5 років тому +10

      1.6 out of 12,000,000

  • @amediumhorse
    @amediumhorse 4 роки тому +20161

    Dunkey is a bad critic. Before I go on on my rant, I have to admit I havent watched a single Dunkey video.

    • @andresamaya6187
      @andresamaya6187 4 роки тому +626

      A Tiny Horse You're just rickpickling and biased, ciao

    • @not_proton
      @not_proton 4 роки тому +148

      Tiny horse my boi.....
      Do it, watch all of them

    • @not_proton
      @not_proton 4 роки тому +50

      And it wasn't a request neither a suggestion.............
      You better do it as soon as possible 🙂

    • @mlgenderclangaming5470
      @mlgenderclangaming5470 4 роки тому +13

      R/wooosh?

    • @anhero2377
      @anhero2377 4 роки тому +82

      He's got a little something for everyone.

  • @nickyd8049
    @nickyd8049 5 років тому +2568

    “They are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye”
    -Tupac

    • @djswagmann
      @djswagmann 5 років тому +9

      Pac

    • @grandpapycofa1593
      @grandpapycofa1593 5 років тому

      yes

    • @souleymanediawara7714
      @souleymanediawara7714 5 років тому +2

      carti > 2pac

    • @HCR_CA15
      @HCR_CA15 5 років тому

      Another term for “I told you so!”

    • @boxhead6177
      @boxhead6177 5 років тому

      "I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Movie the Dungeonmaster
      Later popularised by Adam Savage in Mythbusters

  • @CeleBelly23
    @CeleBelly23 3 роки тому +2145

    0:03
    "Holy shit this dunkey video was bad"
    "so it's only a 9/10?"
    Absolutely eviscerated

    • @josephranaghan8986
      @josephranaghan8986 2 роки тому +57

      Came to the comment section for this one. @DoctorGoatMD confirmed absolute legend.

    • @arch_sp00ntherasin88
      @arch_sp00ntherasin88 Рік тому +43

      I swear to god that was the funniest reply of all time

    • @fonnyjootball512
      @fonnyjootball512 Рік тому +3

      brutality

    • @strigers8007
      @strigers8007 Рік тому +3

      Savage, unhinged, ruthless

    • @Katy133
      @Katy133 Рік тому +3

      When I saw the reply by DoctorGoatMD, the Supa Hot Fire reaction meme played in my mind's eye. XD

  • @dennisr6718
    @dennisr6718 5 років тому +1543

    IGN’s comment section is going to be flooded with “biased, I win, bye bye”. I mean, we all saw how the “feel like Batman” meme took off

    • @thecuriousone1721
      @thecuriousone1721 5 років тому +2

      Lol.....i was thinking the same thing

    • @nikolasbryant4235
      @nikolasbryant4235 5 років тому +104

      I think it's far more likely it'll be "It has a little something for everyone", since that one is directly related to IGN.

    • @calebchang4089
      @calebchang4089 5 років тому +27

      This comment really made me feel like No.2 Pencil Eraser.
      9.5/10 It has a little something for everyone

    • @as-ei3sy
      @as-ei3sy 5 років тому +4

      it has already started

    • @TheLuckyShepherd
      @TheLuckyShepherd 5 років тому +3

      IGN newest dlc review for Mutant Year Zero brought me here and you're correct. Lol

  • @PenguinPy
    @PenguinPy 5 років тому +1689

    I learned 1 thing from this video:
    The record holder for Bowser's Big Bean Burrito is a racist.

    • @Chillguydrew
      @Chillguydrew 5 років тому +22

      PyroRL but he’s black

    • @Terf1988
      @Terf1988 5 років тому +27

      and you can't be racist if you're black!

    • @Lethal_Intent
      @Lethal_Intent 5 років тому +15

      @Anthony Arellano racists

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 5 років тому +8

      Drew Chorlton hE iS aKsHuAlLy Of PueRtO RiCaN DesCeNt

    • @creepysusie189
      @creepysusie189 5 років тому +3

      @@Terf1988 in the mornings i sometimes find black goo dripping out of my mouth

  • @riccardoansbro9703
    @riccardoansbro9703 5 років тому +5564

    I only trust reviewers who hold the world record on bowers big bean burrito

    • @LemonBattery
      @LemonBattery 5 років тому +67

      this comment is actually really great i love it so much

    • @Quash_HS
      @Quash_HS 5 років тому +86

      Finally, someone making a valid point. 9.6/10

    • @justafan395
      @justafan395 5 років тому +99

      This comment has a little bit for everyone. 9.5

    • @josetrujillo13
      @josetrujillo13 5 років тому +1

      can you remind me in which of dunkeys videos he says that?

    • @nobodyknowsrhys
      @nobodyknowsrhys 5 років тому +29

      This comment is simplistic and CLEARLY just snowballing off of a joke Dunkey already made in previous videos. He didn’t even add a period at the end of his sentence. Joke of a comment.
      9.3/10, amazing!

  • @wisealaundo4580
    @wisealaundo4580 3 роки тому +589

    “bitch. Bitch.”
    -Confucius 551 BC

    • @deathlessman01
      @deathlessman01 11 місяців тому +22

      why did that line make me lose my shit in laughter

    • @Ahmadabdal_
      @Ahmadabdal_ 3 дні тому

      i don't know about confucius but that is something diogenese would've said 100%

  • @ObviousTroll
    @ObviousTroll 5 років тому +1672

    Title of Video: "Why Dunky is an unfunny and uneducated UA-cam critic"
    2 minutes in: "Again I've never really seen one of his videos, and I dont plan to"

    • @vivilover9409
      @vivilover9409 5 років тому +57

      Bruh moment

    • @n1nsen666
      @n1nsen666 5 років тому +43

      Emphasis on "Again" lmao

    • @BobBob-we3wr
      @BobBob-we3wr 5 років тому +48

      "Never played the game" im reviewing

    • @xxbrian69herxx88
      @xxbrian69herxx88 5 років тому +1

      Emphasize on what u said I'm a little lost on whether u are pro donkey or pro gaming community

    • @jasjotbath173
      @jasjotbath173 5 років тому +3

      @Krampus 2425 isn't it obvious

  • @tohruadachi9767
    @tohruadachi9767 5 років тому +1371

    "A lot of jrpgs are made by Japanese people"
    "If you don't like jrpgs that means you hate Japanese people"
    Now that's some quotes to remember.

    • @MuddyTimms
      @MuddyTimms 5 років тому +3

      Write it down for discussion with your friends.

    • @imitationcrabmeat9901
      @imitationcrabmeat9901 5 років тому +19

      I like jrpgs specifically because i can pretend im beating up Japanese people

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 5 років тому +3

      How to logic 101

    • @AirshBornely
      @AirshBornely 5 років тому +18

      I hate when people have the mindset and call people "racist" for no real reason.

    • @nyrme2600
      @nyrme2600 5 років тому +1

      Yes, this is big brain time

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 5 років тому +3285

    I love how the entire purpose of dunkeys original video was "It's okay if a reviewer doesn't like your favorite game, games aren't objectively good and everyone has favorites, so it's more important that reviewers are consistent, and then you find one with similar tastes to yourself"
    And then someone complains that he didn't understand octopath so he must be bad reviewer

    • @lucael8282
      @lucael8282 5 років тому +395

      even better, that someone has never even played Octopath lmao

    • @peachskull
      @peachskull 5 років тому +85

      As well, if dunkey, a seasoned gamer /reviewer, doesn't "get" octopath traveler, and it's the devs job to make the game accessible and fun for players... Then maybe it's not a great game

    • @jacobbatchelor7877
      @jacobbatchelor7877 5 років тому +9

      @GenericGamer no.227 Have you even watched said persons video? If you do you might find that the point is in fact taken entirely out of context.

    • @ThunterFP
      @ThunterFP 5 років тому +31

      that wasn't really the point the guy was making
      point was that Dunkey was being purposely dishonest about the game
      just like he was being dishonest about that guy

    • @tomhill3248
      @tomhill3248 5 років тому +6

      @@ThunterFP well I don't believe him. And I don't feel like giving 4 minutes of my time to find out.

  • @ts4gv
    @ts4gv 2 роки тому +240

    I love how Dunkey’s rebuttal to all the critics of part 1 lasts 10 seconds

    • @hugodl9073
      @hugodl9073 2 роки тому +80

      they speak for themselves more than anything

  • @resinfruit
    @resinfruit 5 років тому +9743

    "Dunkey says he doesn't like JRPGs which means he doesn't like Japanese people so he's racist"
    - gaming community

    • @kaiflood6061
      @kaiflood6061 5 років тому +120

      Sebastien Kennedy Inamoto Although he praised Yakuza 0 and mgs5

    • @vincentchandra391
      @vincentchandra391 5 років тому +70

      @@kaiflood6061 "JRPGs"

    • @Observe-h1t
      @Observe-h1t 5 років тому +151

      Atleast he like persona 5

    • @hunterrhea2464
      @hunterrhea2464 4 роки тому +21

      The funny thing is he said he hates rpgs in general in one vid

    • @illford
      @illford 4 роки тому +29

      @@hunterrhea2464 he said it,in the literal first part,seems like they didnt watch it

  • @deepvybes
    @deepvybes 5 років тому +13490

    Dunkey, why are you reviewing Game Critics you seem not to like at all?

    • @OhGodAnotherUsername
      @OhGodAnotherUsername 5 років тому +247

      The comment from the video you are meme-ing on genuinely disturbed me. How can anyone be so ignorant... although Dunkey's point about inflated review scores by all the big name media outlets helps provide an answer.

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 5 років тому +97

      Trust nobody, not even yourself.

    • @TheChickenMiner88
      @TheChickenMiner88 5 років тому +204

      Deepvybes, why are you commenting on videos you seem not to like at all?

    • @genereuxmathieu
      @genereuxmathieu 5 років тому +51

      Anime boi has a point

    • @jackpearson9648
      @jackpearson9648 5 років тому +141

      You are nitpicking and biased I win, byebye

  • @puddel9079
    @puddel9079 5 років тому +1944

    "IGN is nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye."
    A 5 minute setup for that one joke. Well played Dunkey, well played.

    • @hammieli1875
      @hammieli1875 5 років тому +24

      From the man who spend 15 minutes on the same running joke for 13 years this is nothing.

    • @cadedade8258
      @cadedade8258 5 років тому +12

      @「 OKAY 」 there's a little something for everyone

    • @joaomatte9335
      @joaomatte9335 5 років тому +7

      @@hammieli1875
      SUPER MARIO BROTGERS 2

    • @Zeitgeist2000
      @Zeitgeist2000 5 років тому +1

      @@hammieli1875 is the joke called your life?

    • @GoldLink364
      @GoldLink364 5 років тому +1

      It has a little something for everyone

  • @biglevian
    @biglevian 3 роки тому +874

    I love how you habe to understand game design to see if one is working or not. If my car doesn't start I don't need to be a mechanic to realize that.

    • @DorkN313
      @DorkN313 3 роки тому +3

      what the fuck is that comparison? yes, you don't need to be a mechanic to realise that your car is broken. just like you don't need to understand game design to see that you don't like the game or that it's bad. the same goes with liking films or books. but you do need to know how the car should work to understand how your car is broken and why it doesn't start. just like you need to understand game design to understand what exactly is wrong with the game and why you didn't like it and someone else might. the same goes for book and film reviewers. or you think that any clueless cunt can write good reviews for games, books and films without understanding how they work?

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 3 роки тому +84

      @@DorkN313 First: Why are you so angry? Second: If the game if filled with bugs and defects how does the broken car comparison not apply? And arguably, yes, anyone can make a decent review or critique as long as they phrase in a way that makes sense. You don't need any qualifications aside from a functioning brain, hands, and eyeballs to type down a review.

    • @avisays350
      @avisays350 3 роки тому +13

      @@manuelsputnik tbh u don't even need a functioning brain to type down a review either lol

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 2 роки тому +7

      @@manuelsputnik fyi dude you mention deleted their reply. telling you to share the lolz

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 2 роки тому +1

      @@manuelsputnik share the lolz

  • @zebulonbigelow2989
    @zebulonbigelow2989 5 років тому +2833

    Now imagine if dunkey reviewed a game with the controller plugged in.

  • @mosquito9429
    @mosquito9429 5 років тому +2102

    I don't trust Dunkey as a game critic because he has a blind fold on.

    • @meatwoodflacmedia
      @meatwoodflacmedia 5 років тому +34

      You lost to a train in a race, ur argument is invalid

    • @MrBurrowsable
      @MrBurrowsable 5 років тому +48

      I heard in his last video he wasn't even playing, it was his little brother.

    • @elkmeatenjoyer3409
      @elkmeatenjoyer3409 5 років тому +9

      I dont trust like that

    • @cmanrulesal
      @cmanrulesal 5 років тому +14

      I heard his little brother writes the reviews for his video, and his keyboard wasn’t even plugged in right

    • @djswagmann
      @djswagmann 5 років тому +4

      No, you fool
      His brother has a blindfold on

  • @Velereonics
    @Velereonics 5 років тому +5903

    IGN translation:
    7: Unplayable
    8: Playable
    9: Okay
    10: Assassins Creed

    • @I_Eated_The_Soap
      @I_Eated_The_Soap 4 роки тому +406

      6: It’s actually a good game, we just don’t want people to buy it so they can buy assassins creed for the 17th time

    • @puyoinator
      @puyoinator 4 роки тому +47

      They gave yooka laylee a 7 so your not lying

    • @PeterTeal77
      @PeterTeal77 4 роки тому +185

      3: Game is amazing but the devs hold political opinions We disagree with

    • @cattamalon
      @cattamalon 4 роки тому +54

      9 should be Call of duty

    • @laylover7621
      @laylover7621 4 роки тому +25

      9: call of duty

  • @vestal3430
    @vestal3430 3 роки тому +456

    "A lot of JRPGs are made by japanese people"
    Dude, i just cannot stand this line lol

    • @nymphaeales9149
      @nymphaeales9149 3 роки тому +23

      Gives me conniptions

    • @thisme6749
      @thisme6749 3 роки тому +4

      It is true tho

    • @vestal3430
      @vestal3430 3 роки тому +79

      @@thisme6749 that's the problem, JRPG LITERALLY means "Japanese Role-Playing Game"
      So it's not "a lot", it's all lmao

    • @thisme6749
      @thisme6749 3 роки тому

      That’s enough to trigger you?

    • @vestal3430
      @vestal3430 3 роки тому +21

      @@thisme6749 not trigger, but i found that line super funny :)

  • @summersolstice1459
    @summersolstice1459 5 років тому +2203

    "Why even review something you don't like?"
    That comment made me feel smarter than Stephen Hawking.

    • @calebflores3389
      @calebflores3389 5 років тому +68

      Your username already implies that you are.

    • @Jun-cz9cv
      @Jun-cz9cv 5 років тому +6

      I cant review a game, not that i dont like but i just didnt like...
      Does this make sense?

    • @calebflores3389
      @calebflores3389 5 років тому +5

      @@Jun-cz9cv No. Please elaborate.

    • @Jun-cz9cv
      @Jun-cz9cv 5 років тому +7

      @@calebflores3389 if i say i don't like the game just by seeing it that means i hated it before even trying it. But if i didn't like the game that means i played the game and hated it.
      I dont know if i was able to differentiate the "don't like" and didn't like" the game

    • @smitty7326
      @smitty7326 5 років тому +18

      That comment makes you FEEL like a dumdum

  • @thepowerlies
    @thepowerlies 4 роки тому +9930

    "The game runs"
    10/10 - IGN

    • @splat_the_ghost
      @splat_the_ghost 4 роки тому +515

      “The game was literally a scam and did not exist”
      8.9/10 - IGN

    • @sandwichmonster7067
      @sandwichmonster7067 4 роки тому +105

      "The game is actually really good...but the devs didn't pay us off, so 1 out of 10."

    • @jeffalong
      @jeffalong 4 роки тому +29

      @@thepowerlies See *you* wouldn't, but there still are alotta people who would.

    • @homicidalgeorge
      @homicidalgeorge 4 роки тому +53

      "The game doesn't run"
      8/10 -IGN

    • @mihaimitru1507
      @mihaimitru1507 4 роки тому +21

      @@homicidalgeorge it has a little something for everyone

  • @GoldenCycloneGaming
    @GoldenCycloneGaming 5 років тому +1669

    If only game reviewers would play the games themselves, instead of letting their little brothers play

    • @biron7513
      @biron7513 5 років тому +91

      If only they didnt play blindfolded either

    • @laurainc
      @laurainc 5 років тому +4

      got a genuine laugh outta me, good comment

    • @marcusrobinson-johnson
      @marcusrobinson-johnson 5 років тому

      @@biron7513 lol you beat me to it!

    • @shelman8239
      @shelman8239 5 років тому +3

      GoldenCyclone62 ok comment 6.5 has a little something for everyone

    • @shadepizza4217
      @shadepizza4217 5 років тому +4

      And they should use a 5200 controller instead of a usb steering wheel, 10 buttons would make them give everything a 10 instead of 9.5

  • @ohboi2119
    @ohboi2119 3 роки тому +132

    1:53 You can just *feel* the salt in this sentence.

  • @chungheilau318
    @chungheilau318 5 років тому +699

    Game Critics Part 2 is a disappointing sequel of Game Critics. It lost the tempo of this franchise. Though you can still hear the sexy voice of dunkey, it just not as surprising as the last video.
    9.6/10 It makes you feel like a game critic.

  • @jamaalsmith5207
    @jamaalsmith5207 5 років тому +1890

    Did the guy seriously make two twenty minute videos bashing you for reviewing a game that he didn't play?
    7.6/10
    He has something for everyone.

    • @BikoFactory
      @BikoFactory 5 років тому +206

      The funniest part is this guy made 40 minutes of video criticising Dunkey and Dunkey destroys this man's career in less than a minute.

    • @sic6664
      @sic6664 5 років тому +9

      You clearly have a bias.

    • @LeoWang28
      @LeoWang28 5 років тому +11

      I mean watch the guy view numbers.... If online drama paid my bills id be all up in it and wouldn't give a damn about the "adults in the room".

    • @catofwar119
      @catofwar119 5 років тому +1

      Ah Mastapece

    • @dimitrifrog7845
      @dimitrifrog7845 5 років тому +13

      jamaal smith he’s criticizing the review. He doesn’t need to play a game to point out how terrible dunkey is at reviewing things. Don’t respond to me until you actually watch his video

  • @xanrathore2135
    @xanrathore2135 5 років тому +1541

    Damn is this the guy who holds the record for Bowsers Big Bean Burrito

    • @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486
      @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 5 років тому +11

      Yes it is

    • @tafadzwa_8585
      @tafadzwa_8585 5 років тому +29

      OriginalXan and the same guy that beat sky at smash

    • @Joseph-ke8iu
      @Joseph-ke8iu 5 років тому +2

      *Former record holder of Bowsers big bean burrito

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo 5 років тому +2

      BBBB champ right here

    • @Collin0
      @Collin0 5 років тому

      He's also one of the best at Bowser's Dog Dig Revenge

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 3 роки тому +251

    The thing is, dunkey reviews games based on what HE thinks of it and not some general unspoken rule of "if a lot of people like it, I should like it too".

    • @shrivatsa7759
      @shrivatsa7759 3 роки тому +39

      That is literally Internet rule #34 : Give positive reviews for any media with a large fanbase to avoid life threats.

    • @jonathanwade3882
      @jonathanwade3882 3 роки тому +2

      @@shrivatsa7759 specially when you have people very sensitive about it

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly

    • @PomadaGaming
      @PomadaGaming 3 роки тому +3

      @@jonathanwade3882 overwatch community anime community minecraft community you name it

    • @jonathanwade3882
      @jonathanwade3882 3 роки тому

      @@PomadaGaming y e s

  • @jdleon5712
    @jdleon5712 5 років тому +22403

    This was a terrible video dunks, completely disconnected from your viewers.
    But it has a little something for everyone: 9.5/10

    • @user-df9ce4nn4m
      @user-df9ce4nn4m 5 років тому +155

      JD Gonzalez this comment wins

    • @daethwing188
      @daethwing188 5 років тому +70

      ...and you can watch this video before everyone else with EA Game Pass.

    • @danielfreckelton274
      @danielfreckelton274 5 років тому +34

      9.5/10? Ya big dumb dumb, its worth at least a 9.567778655/10

    • @madwaluigi7272
      @madwaluigi7272 5 років тому +17

      That's it everyone can go home now

    • @frankazi1
      @frankazi1 5 років тому +17

      Bye bye

  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz 5 років тому +16465

    The long-awaited sequel finally comes home to roost.

    • @Midlogrun
      @Midlogrun 5 років тому +176

      Gus Johnson this video really makes you feel like a gamer

    • @divertingcreations936
      @divertingcreations936 5 років тому +195

      Oh shit it’s bus Jackson

    • @Proxy77777
      @Proxy77777 5 років тому +20

      Gus Johnson notification squad

    • @jmoratamusic
      @jmoratamusic 5 років тому +8

      i love you.

    • @qweqwe5609
      @qweqwe5609 5 років тому +7

      Is this BMX legend Joseph Gadardy?

  • @bonoboape5478
    @bonoboape5478 5 років тому +9607

    Dunkey why are you reviewing critics you seem not to like at all

  • @andrez3252
    @andrez3252 3 роки тому +780

    I was watching the part about the disconnect between the review and the score and suddenly it dawned on me. The critics want to criticise the game but they know that 99% will only watch the video for the score at the end, so not to anger everyone they "hide" their critiques in the video while giving a decent score at the end, so the person who actually watches the video knows the truth and the one that just skips to the end for validation is also satisfied. It's total bs but I guess it's the only way to satisfy everyone

    • @stellabjerkered569
      @stellabjerkered569 3 роки тому +111

      And that would make it so that they still get money from the companies that give them extra if they set a higher score

    • @fibby7069
      @fibby7069 3 роки тому +8

      This deserves more likes

    • @FTLol_
      @FTLol_ 3 роки тому +147

      I guess you could say the videos have a little something for everyone.

    • @imcalledcool
      @imcalledcool 3 роки тому +22

      @@stellabjerkered569 it doesn’t work like that. They just want to keep the companies as sponsors. No gaming company is directly giving money to someone for giving a higher score

    • @SteveS86
      @SteveS86 3 роки тому +8

      The reason critics don’t give low scores is fear of being blackballed by industry people as well as being hounded by a rabid vocal minority of gamers. Ie none of what you said.

  • @TomatrixGAME
    @TomatrixGAME 5 років тому +810

    It wasn't even dunkey guys. He was blind folded and his cousin had the controller. 9.7/10

  • @Zolgear1
    @Zolgear1 5 років тому +667

    "It has a little something for everyone."
    Finally! Play *AS* a Game Critic!

    • @beloabsozero8652
      @beloabsozero8652 5 років тому +9

      Really makes you FEEL like a game critic.

    • @akingofgaming7225
      @akingofgaming7225 5 років тому +1

      Really makes you FEEL that you can make two large videos about Dunkey being bad.

  • @gobbotits1686
    @gobbotits1686 5 років тому +1251

    Dunkey: "People are biased, and reviewing games is not an exact science."
    The internet: >:0

  • @fariq6509
    @fariq6509 10 місяців тому +17

    This is my favourite video among all your critical content. it's wild how it definitely fell on deaf ears for many people, even your own fans.
    I mean seriously it was downright ironic when the "i stop listening to dunkey" template they meme it to death, yet they're guilty of the same behavior when you gave your thoughts on The Last of Us 2.
    Its like sometime when people talk shit, they dont look at themselves in the mirror.

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust 8 місяців тому +1

      Neil Cuckmann isn't gonna see this bro

  • @GoGoveller9088
    @GoGoveller9088 5 років тому +2443

    IGN's main weapon: "it makes you feel like...."
    IGN's sub weapon: "it has a little something for everyone"

    • @chronenojysk5107
      @chronenojysk5107 5 років тому +42

      Fallout 76: 9.5
      Kingdom Hearts 3: 8.5
      You have to be fucking kidding me.

    • @2eeky
      @2eeky 5 років тому +6

      M1: it really makes you FEEL like
      M2: it has a little something for everyone

    • @vvswordfishvvv3082
      @vvswordfishvvv3082 5 років тому +3

      They both do 9/10 dmg very level 4 stuff

    • @savedragoon3326
      @savedragoon3326 5 років тому +5

      @Average_Joe when IGN not gave a game more than 8 points, you knew its really fuck up

    • @androski5247
      @androski5247 5 років тому +2

      @@chronenojysk5107 No that was Fallout 4.

  • @bingbongjoel6581
    @bingbongjoel6581 5 років тому +3703

    Dunkey is a terrible critic. He's not funny. He's biased and don't provide insight. Also, Bubsy 3D is the peak of video games.
    I give Dunkey a 9/10. He's got a little something for everyone.

    • @Tailstraw_xD
      @Tailstraw_xD 5 років тому +8

      Winner

    • @experiencemaster1743
      @experiencemaster1743 5 років тому +77

      But does he make you FEEL like a gamer?

    • @meyr1992
      @meyr1992 5 років тому +64

      Stfu , dunkey 2 had amazing combat system it deserves 10 /10 , bad review go quit ur job

    • @RisXchTaisu
      @RisXchTaisu 5 років тому +8

      J had me going in the first half not gonna lie

    • @weeaboojonez9685
      @weeaboojonez9685 5 років тому +32

      Good work anime

  • @StageCraftBeast
    @StageCraftBeast 5 років тому +498

    "I win. Bye bye. Shut the website off."
    Words of a true Legend.

  • @gorditorene
    @gorditorene 4 роки тому +374

    Remember when dunkey review the last of us part 2 and give it a 4/5 people got so mad

    • @razeric
      @razeric 4 роки тому +4

      I advised you to watch plinketts review of Titanic.

    • @Bob-op1ue
      @Bob-op1ue 4 роки тому +51

      @@razeric WHY? look it's fine to recommend youtubers but at least stay on topic.

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon 3 роки тому +42

      @@antoniomendes7961 I think he was criticizing those who mindlessly hated the game without even trying it

    • @kevinjameson5838
      @kevinjameson5838 3 роки тому +7

      @@antoniomendes7961 Yeah cause that was the consensus for a long while and even now anyone who even remotely defended the game was shot down by people for running the SJW agenda or having no taste in games, when I read the leaks I was in the same spot and was giving the finger to anyone who was defending the story but then I got the game and connected the dots, put some context behind those bullet points and it all made perfect sense to me and I'm on my third playthrough now. I only watch 2 gaming channels who have similar taste to mine one of them being Dunkey and they both gave it just a little something less than full marks even though Dost Kayaoğlu who does this job around 10 years admitted he did his best to downrate the game so the audience won't target him but it just would be unfair to rate even less than what it is. As Druckmann said, the game is divisive so it should be normal that some of us stand at one side of the line and rest on the other side.

    • @milky243
      @milky243 3 роки тому +15

      @@antoniomendes7961 there are only a few minor reasons to hate the game, mostly stemming from bandwagoning redditors who call anyone who disagrees with them an SJW. people had a lot of homophobic hatred because it had LGBTQ in the story, and the typical “we don’t need to see that, that’s gross” response arised.

  • @iPhone-bz6qt
    @iPhone-bz6qt 5 років тому +808

    “Anime, my boy, I’ll tell you why”

  • @therealestsnake
    @therealestsnake 5 років тому +722

    The game developers massacred my family in 1986, leaving me to die. This game reminds me of that day.
    9.2 it has a little bit for everyone

    • @luc.24
      @luc.24 5 років тому +1

      hahahaha I didn't expect that at all

    • @creepysusie189
      @creepysusie189 5 років тому +1

    • @dbjack1992
      @dbjack1992 5 років тому +1

      fucking legendary comment

    • @iwal1645
      @iwal1645 5 років тому +1

      You are the king of Random, you win bye bye

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 5 років тому +4334

    0:02 "I don't even need to watch it, I know exactly what it's about." Funny how one of the points mentioned in the first video was about critics not completing anything before they review them and she just openly admits to judging the video without watching it.

    • @zachary4670
      @zachary4670 4 роки тому +193

      I’ve rewatched Dunkey’s first game critic video three times and I genuinely don’t think he ever even mentioned this chick. Did I miss something??

    • @boredaf5782
      @boredaf5782 4 роки тому +64

      @@zachary4670 she also said he thought she was a guy

    • @parasytic9885
      @parasytic9885 4 роки тому +56

      @@zachary4670 I think he means when dunkey was talking about reviewers were not completing anything as a whole, and not her specifically

    • @d343-y
      @d343-y 4 роки тому +6

      But on the other hand Dunkey only played 10 hours of OT before "reviewing" it so...
      cue curb your enthusiasm*

    • @zachb4148
      @zachb4148 4 роки тому +10

      Dunkey never beat octopath traveler, so it was pretty stupid mocking the dude who played crash or this chick. I don’t care personally I just think people should know that.

  • @thegreatqtip4516
    @thegreatqtip4516 3 роки тому +424

    I often disagree with Dunkey myself, but his opinion doesn't invalidate mine and I enjoy seeing where he's coming from. It's not about him agreeing with me, it's about how he sees things and expresses himself, and in that regard, a difference in opinion is preferable.

    • @psipenguin8626
      @psipenguin8626 3 роки тому +27

      honestly, I think this is what we all need to at least try once; maybe then Twitter would actually be a hospitable social media site
      ... if such a thing is possible

    • @FlamingZelda3
      @FlamingZelda3 3 роки тому +26

      Yep, this is why he emphasizes consistency in voice so much between the two videos. Even if someone has bad opinions or opinions you disagree with, the consistency of that voice gives you a metric to measure the things they're talking about (The legend of Armond White explains this).

    • @nuclearbomb9483
      @nuclearbomb9483 3 роки тому +16

      Nope, you are nitpicking and biased, I win bye bye

    • @jaybomb5638
      @jaybomb5638 2 роки тому +2

      Yes

  • @clickpond7825
    @clickpond7825 5 років тому +1523

    "Dunkey sucks he left a bad review on this game"
    "yeah i mean i havent even played the game"

    • @archer454
      @archer454 5 років тому +94

      The guy said he knows nothing about game design but right when his review starts he cuts away from the part where he talks about the fucking game design. I really don’t understand this fucking guy 😂

    • @grob1an118
      @grob1an118 5 років тому +5

      This is the most mindblowing thing about his whole video wtf

    • @SaxPanther
      @SaxPanther 5 років тому +2

      You haven't even watched his review also, so...

    • @Kidwoohdaa
      @Kidwoohdaa 5 років тому +55

      @@SaxPanther and i won't. Hes trying to critique Dunkey's critique on a game he didn't even play. Its senile.

    • @mryoshi1221
      @mryoshi1221 5 років тому +9

      i feel like if one person has played the game, and the other hasnt, theres an automatic, i guess you could say, point gain . while an argument could still be made, most points would just be null.

  • @Jacob-gs5yu
    @Jacob-gs5yu 5 років тому +476

    This video makes you really feel like a game critic

  • @blstuff
    @blstuff 5 років тому +1510

    Spyro played a very big part in this video. Thank you for showing that in the thumbnail dunk.

    • @KrymsonScale
      @KrymsonScale 5 років тому

      He's doing his best and his part.

    • @potatopatato1565
      @potatopatato1565 5 років тому +5

      @GenBaconator /r woooshhh

    • @tinytelephone4448
      @tinytelephone4448 5 років тому +9

      "I don't even need to watch it, I know exactly what it's about 🙃"

    • @GabRadis
      @GabRadis 5 років тому +14

      Nara Narada stfu you’re not on reddit

    • @chasecreates1083
      @chasecreates1083 5 років тому +1

      GenBaconator what did you think was there

  • @jamesamaral8185
    @jamesamaral8185 4 роки тому +100

    This is one of my favorite Dunk vids. Only he could come back after his most controversial video, double down on his original statement, and come out the other side untouched. Absolute legend.

  • @BioRoot
    @BioRoot 5 років тому +1026

    2:25 *Molester:* unsubbed
    Truly, a devoted fan was lost.

    • @tsavage4337
      @tsavage4337 5 років тому +30

      A truly dedicated member helping out society

    • @WHITENITEHERO
      @WHITENITEHERO 5 років тому +22

      he unsubbed to ign too 4:06

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 5 років тому +7

      @@WHITENITEHERO reused image i guess, *DUNKEY IS BIASED*

  • @MuffinOfChaos
    @MuffinOfChaos 5 років тому +2034

    "Dunkey is a bad critic and lied about a snail and doesn't understand Octopath after playing it...
    Also, I haven't played Octopath traveler"

    • @Cruz7471
      @Cruz7471 5 років тому +45

      I haven't watched the star wars prequels but I know enough about them to call blatant lies. It's like you people forget things can be looked up quickly

    • @hassamkkkk5721
      @hassamkkkk5721 5 років тому +140

      ecruz747 it’s not about that , it’s the fact that you’re willing to seriously criticize someone’s opinion of a product you haven’t played , the fact that he didn’t even bother to play it speaks highly of his rather idiotic sense of critique

    • @MaxBlight
      @MaxBlight 5 років тому +72

      @@Cruz7471 nah, in terms of RPG games like octopath, you cannot say you know that RPG unless youve actually played it. Theres so much things that go into RPG games, the grinds the quests, etc.
      Unless youve watched some dude stream who literally caters to the commentators comments i.e. if I tell you to talk to that NPC you talk to that NPC, or if I tell you to buy that god damn potato 1000 times, and you actually buy it.
      Thats like saying, because Michael Phelps decided to livestream an entire swimming session for 3 hours magically, you know how to swim.

    • @1UpWelch
      @1UpWelch 5 років тому +33

      @@factspeaker8518 Sonic 06 is notoriously known for being bad, but the reason it is that way is only because many people talk about it. Octopath doesn't have that same luxury, you can't know the specifics of what you're talking about unless you've played it yourself and have firsthand experience with it, else you're just joining the crowd and bandwagoning based on conjecture, rather than actual facts and experience. That's not journalism, and it certainly doesn't make for a good review or critique of someone else's.

    • @Shayanzass
      @Shayanzass 5 років тому +1

      @@MaxBlight You can literally learn a game by watching a lets play lol

  • @sharperrogue2093
    @sharperrogue2093 5 років тому +2012

    I watch a dunkey review.
    I laugh.
    I sometimes disagree.
    I move on.

    • @fartgarfunkel8968
      @fartgarfunkel8968 5 років тому +56

      Sharper Rogue 20 lmao I know right it’s just so simple

    • @19CD91
      @19CD91 5 років тому +112

      Now who the fuck said you where allowed to disagree with duungee or laugh. He only makes the most perfectly orchestrated points and hits hard with to the point razer sharp facts. Laughing at dunglys words is like pissing in the face of a lion. The man is a genies and is the only one smart enough to understand how perfect Knack 2 is.

    • @jaimect
      @jaimect 5 років тому +5

      Blimey! Imagine that!

    • @burningstar1793
      @burningstar1793 5 років тому +7

      Fire this guy

    • @help9918
      @help9918 5 років тому +4

      A simple man.

  • @joaovictors.3715
    @joaovictors.3715 3 роки тому +180

    Notice how instead of arguing against dunkey's points on the game they are more interested on trying to make his opinion sound invalid

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 роки тому +33

      And the one person who did do that didn’t even play the game

    • @pierocignetti8959
      @pierocignetti8959 3 роки тому +15

      Nitpicking and biased I win bye bye

    • @cir0plus
      @cir0plus Рік тому

      ​@@IcyDiamondIt wasn't really about the game. It was how he reviewed it.

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 5 років тому +3492

    Dunkey's videos make you FEEL like there's a little something for everybody

  • @Joeydoesmedicine
    @Joeydoesmedicine 5 років тому +917

    This video poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and brought a plague on to our houses
    9/10 has a little something for everyone

    • @kratosrules33
      @kratosrules33 5 років тому +19

      IT DID!?

    • @radiovana6953
      @radiovana6953 5 років тому +8

      Always love me a spongebob reference for any and EVERY situation that life brings me

    • @Laternerd69
      @Laternerd69 5 років тому +16

      @@kratosrules33 no but are we just gonna stand around until it does?!

    • @MCWaxC
      @MCWaxC 5 років тому +2

      Radiovana This comment section really makes you FEEL like Spongebob.

    • @dragirby
      @dragirby 5 років тому

      This comment makes me feel like a jedi.

  • @coltalbex
    @coltalbex 5 років тому +1235

    Can't wait for "Dunkey is a bad critic 3" to finish off the greatest trilogy of all time.

    • @wizards_only
      @wizards_only 5 років тому +30

      Until Knack 3

    • @Jongho
      @Jongho 5 років тому +6

      I'm looking for more than a trilogy. I'm looking for more like Fast and Furious, Oceans #, Bond, Marvel, DC, etc. Let's make this a franchise.

    • @edwindeleeuw6590
      @edwindeleeuw6590 5 років тому +1

      More like 'trollogy', amirite?

    • @Awootistic
      @Awootistic 5 років тому +1

      When can we expect the prequels and spin offs?

    • @jorgereyes1991
      @jorgereyes1991 5 років тому +5

      "Dunkey is a bad critic 3D"

  • @alvaroascencio8093
    @alvaroascencio8093 5 років тому +2255

    “Dunkey is wrong about Octopath Traveler”
    “I haven’t played Octopath Traveler”
    *facepalms*

    • @coal_powered
      @coal_powered 5 років тому +108

      yeah seriously, how are you gonna talk about a game and be like, well OBVIOUSLY he just doesnt see all these great things about this game i've never played

    • @eaglesfan4207
      @eaglesfan4207 5 років тому +10

      Dunkey didn't play it either.

    • @vvvvvv66666
      @vvvvvv66666 5 років тому +18

      @@coal_powered although i didnt play octopath I didnt like dunkeys video its very annoying

    • @Barely_Edited
      @Barely_Edited 5 років тому +4

      Maya McCarthy, where’d the footage come from?

    • @eaglesfan4207
      @eaglesfan4207 5 років тому +8

      @@Barely_Edited from playing the first 2 hours of a 90 hour game

  • @onepunch1019
    @onepunch1019 5 років тому +1203

    That Animal Jayson guy is only mad because you have the world record in Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito

  • @gochi6542
    @gochi6542 5 років тому +1858

    IGN: *does an honest review for the first time in it’s entire forsaken existence*
    GaMeRs: “Wait. That’s illegal.”

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 5 років тому +71

      Gamers aren't oppressed, but they should be.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 5 років тому +14

      @@theviniso Gamercide when?

    • @yehyahamzawy4045
      @yehyahamzawy4045 5 років тому +6

      days gone just didn’t have the budget to pay IGN like every other game that actually deserve a 8+ rating

    • @taliesin7913
      @taliesin7913 5 років тому +1

      @Greig91 "Vote with your wallet""
      LOL! Implying the masses will be able to defer gratification for that long.

    • @undisclosedsteve6361
      @undisclosedsteve6361 5 років тому

      Stfu you dork

  • @trashpanda8297
    @trashpanda8297 4 роки тому +279

    1:05 is basically Dream

  • @jiggymcpiggy6782
    @jiggymcpiggy6782 5 років тому +666

    Animal Jayson really makes you feel like you haven't played Octopath Traveler.

  • @JaquesBobè
    @JaquesBobè 4 роки тому +5236

    *"Anime, my boy, I'll tell you why"*

    • @literallyjustchickensandwich
      @literallyjustchickensandwich 4 роки тому +64

      Haha lmao xD you made funny original joke.

    • @VasulDuck
      @VasulDuck 4 роки тому +19

      @@literallyjustchickensandwich ?

    • @breaudelaire
      @breaudelaire 4 роки тому +112

      @@literallyjustchickensandwich I'm guessing you commented that *before* you watched the video?

    • @bro3797
      @bro3797 4 роки тому +101

      @@breaudelaire he was being sarcastic my guy

    • @geraldgreg5370
      @geraldgreg5370 4 роки тому +6

      ONE THOUSANDTH LIKE

  • @plevy3743
    @plevy3743 5 років тому +1415

    Is this the guy who has the world record on bowsers big bean burrito

    • @CaptCrapBag
      @CaptCrapBag 5 років тому +10

      The very same Donsley

    • @avocadowah1042
      @avocadowah1042 5 років тому +25

      thats who this is? its crazy how the world famous record holder for bowsers big bean burrito has this little subs. He should be next to pewdiepie

    • @Eian_Anderson
      @Eian_Anderson 5 років тому +2

      Kinda, its on his account but his little brother actually played the game.

    • @cooperhutson7869
      @cooperhutson7869 5 років тому +4

      Dont forget he beat it with a USB steering wheel AND a blindfold on

    • @MarkWTK
      @MarkWTK 5 років тому

      and he was blindfolded while playing on a steering wheel

  • @dawesome_sauce
    @dawesome_sauce 2 роки тому +167

    Looks like Dunkey finally got through to his haters. Not a single dislike, ladies and gentlemen.

  • @xdissonance8
    @xdissonance8 5 років тому +1938

    While this video is nitpicking and biased and dunkey is a bad reviewer, it does have a little something for everyone
    9.3/10

    • @yajursharma753
      @yajursharma753 5 років тому +30

      While this comment is nitpicking and biased, it does have a little something for everyone. 9.7/10

    • @Laflamme78
      @Laflamme78 5 років тому +24

      @@yajursharma753 While your comment is nitpicking and biased, and a blatant rip off of the previous comment, it still has a little something for everyone. 9.8/10

    • @darcflame37
      @darcflame37 5 років тому +13

      @@Laflamme78 While your comment is nitpicking and biased, and a blatant rip off of the previous comment, and a blatant rip off of the previous comment, and a blatant rip off of the previous comment, it still has a little something for everyone. 9.9/10

    • @augustlewen
      @augustlewen 5 років тому +4

      @@Laflamme78 Why did i find the third time i read the same joke more fun the first two times? Truly a mystery

    • @ReallyCoolDickFace4477
      @ReallyCoolDickFace4477 5 років тому +2

      @bleezy your comment is badly
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      -
      -
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      9.4/10 comment, there’s a little something for everybody

  • @l3gacy
    @l3gacy 5 років тому +2681

    dunkey, this video was horrible.
    9.5/10 it has a little something for everyone

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 років тому +91

      you are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye.

    • @coolman1794
      @coolman1794 5 років тому +16

      Antonydabossman your comment is terrible
      6.5/10 yeah its ok

    • @Jkizzle
      @Jkizzle 5 років тому +1

      @@coolman1794 agreed but I would say comment of the year

    • @Skwisgar2322
      @Skwisgar2322 5 років тому +1

      This commenter should be fired.

    • @coolman1794
      @coolman1794 5 років тому

      Aiden Lenhart too bad i win

  • @Thund3rDrag0n12
    @Thund3rDrag0n12 5 років тому +2619

    Most people that watch these reviews already bought the game in question. They just wanna hear that it’s good so they can justify the $10-60 they just spent.

    • @patsca_
      @patsca_ 5 років тому +61

      InvertedReaper underrated comment

    • @MuffinOfChaos
      @MuffinOfChaos 5 років тому +23

      $10 to $110 in good ol Australia

    • @kainezillah
      @kainezillah 5 років тому +80

      InvertedReaper
      Especially if the game is Terrible; and they have buyers remorse. They need some confirmation from others to feel less about their stupidity for buying it.

    • @KazeKumo
      @KazeKumo 5 років тому +57

      Its called Reaffirmation to Sunk cost fallacy. In gamer term, i wasted my momma credit card again.

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 5 років тому +10

      if u wanna buymy ps3 i have skyrim on it and it only crashes sometimes and ill give u a extra power cord to

  • @braziliantsar
    @braziliantsar 3 роки тому +88

    "bitch. Bitch." such wise words

  • @GGRC
    @GGRC 5 років тому +852

    The fact that Dunkey has to explain this is insane to me.

    • @chandlerruoff6866
      @chandlerruoff6866 5 років тому +140

      some people dont watch game reviews for the objective criticism, they just wanna hear someone say nice things about games they like so they can feel validated

    • @VorrtaX
      @VorrtaX 5 років тому +39

      In fact, people are absolutely retarded and mind blowingly dumb.

    • @i_is_patrisha2578
      @i_is_patrisha2578 5 років тому +4

      @@chandlerruoff6866 wow that is an amazing way to put it. Never thought about it like that.

    • @sasaki8765
      @sasaki8765 5 років тому +8

      @@chandlerruoff6866 That's the problem with his Octopath Traveler video, though... It isn't objective criticism at all. It's him attacking the entire JRPG genre because he hates it. Most of the things he was complaining about are staples of the Genre. Octopath has loads of problems and is super overrated, but for literally none of the reasons he stated. He also proved numerous times during the video (and with the notorious snail thing), that he didn't even have an understanding of *how* to play it.

    • @7771-e6x
      @7771-e6x 5 років тому

      Chandler Ruoff Fr

  • @requiemzer0474
    @requiemzer0474 5 років тому +474

    This video really made me FEEL like I hadn't played Octopath Traveler

    • @Goatisme
      @Goatisme 5 років тому +1

      You know what, this line right there made me straight to not playing it more than I had already done, great criticism, will not play.

    • @sfwreaths1
      @sfwreaths1 5 років тому

      Hahahaha you win

    • @OwMyNuts
      @OwMyNuts 5 років тому +1

      but it has a little something for everyone 9.6/10

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 5 років тому +1312

    "There were gamers out here defending Metal Gear Survive." Please say sike. This can't be real.

    • @MadRedCap
      @MadRedCap 5 років тому +23

      Fanbois will be fanbois, brah.

    • @matfactory
      @matfactory 5 років тому +64

      Even metal gear fanbois hate survive

    • @OlioH_
      @OlioH_ 5 років тому +47

      It is. I saw someone throw a shitfit, saying people like Dunkey had 'lied' about MGSurvive, because they weren't "playing it right". That it wasn't just fence+poke.

    • @IWantToStayAtYourHouse
      @IWantToStayAtYourHouse 5 років тому +2

      SIKE DEEZ NUTS HAHA

    • @Bionicman76
      @Bionicman76 5 років тому +6

      Its gotten pretty good with all the updates (enters bunker)

  • @nza1804
    @nza1804 4 роки тому +173

    1:05 is what you are looking for

    •  4 роки тому +3

      Thank you for your work

    • @scottshim679
      @scottshim679 4 роки тому

      Thank you

    • @gnewhall4116
      @gnewhall4116 3 роки тому

      Thank you good sir!

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 роки тому +1

      One of the best Dunkey memes, and that’s saying a lot.

  • @QuoteNat
    @QuoteNat 5 років тому +2301

    Absolute travesty of a video, every point made me want to end my pitiful existence on this planet.
    9.5/10 It has a little something for everyone.

    • @chikinonfrydai
      @chikinonfrydai 5 років тому +69

      You're just nitpicking and biased I win, bye bye

    • @kennethroman1795
      @kennethroman1795 5 років тому +16

      “They had us the first half not gonna lie”

    • @Krokodilius
      @Krokodilius 5 років тому +3

      witcher 3 didn't get a 10...at least sekiro is the highest reviewed MWAHAHAHA, yes. i'm skeptical fire emblem thingy is as good, however.

    • @marigo856
      @marigo856 5 років тому +19

      I really disagree with your review of this video. The video isn't bad at all and you're just being nitpicky. Go home with your salt. No one wants it.
      But then again, I haven't played Octopath Traveller.

    • @supershadow2021
      @supershadow2021 5 років тому

      @@Krokodilius Hey don't be mean to Three Houses it's great so far

  • @BetaBoyisme
    @BetaBoyisme 5 років тому +1195

    Dunkey: Some games aren't good.
    7 year old at his dads computer: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

    • @joshuabauschke168
      @joshuabauschke168 5 років тому +10

      Bahaha infant keyboard warrior strikes again

    • @SnaggleWumpus
      @SnaggleWumpus 5 років тому +54

      Bad meme, overused template.
      9.5/10 it has a little something for everyone

    • @tungstem5440
      @tungstem5440 5 років тому

      The problem is, he didnt even end shit.

    • @tektiteexpert5558
      @tektiteexpert5558 5 років тому

      This meme really made me FEEL like a 55 year old desperately trying to relate to someone further from death than me.

    • @BetaBoyisme
      @BetaBoyisme 5 років тому

      @@tektiteexpert5558 Back in my day we had to walk 11 miles up hill both ways in the snow to criticize another man's stolen meme on newgrounds

  • @Andyilmatto
    @Andyilmatto 5 років тому +3708

    How can you even call Dunkey racist when he's black?
    It's because you're biased!
    I win, bye-bye.

    • @fantasyoftwins2405
      @fantasyoftwins2405 5 років тому +23

      But they weren't nitpicking

    • @MyHandleIsAplaceholder
      @MyHandleIsAplaceholder 5 років тому +6

      I thought he was white

    • @zombieman6132
      @zombieman6132 5 років тому +4

      @@MyHandleIsAplaceholder he is

    • @zekrua4006
      @zekrua4006 5 років тому +77

      @@zombieman6132 but he said he is a 90-year-old black grandma in one of his videos

    • @ryan_lmao
      @ryan_lmao 5 років тому +25

      Placeholder it’s a joke on his channel that he’s black. We all know he isnt

  • @dalgusmaximus4557
    @dalgusmaximus4557 3 роки тому +40

    Coming back to this video years later and god damn is it brilliant. 4:19 basically sums up game reviews purpose to the majority of the gaming audience. People don't really give a fuck about retrospection they just want people to agree with them. I remember when reviews were supposed to be useful for telling you wether or not a game was actually worth your time and money.

  • @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming
    @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming 5 років тому +8904

    "Anime, my boi" is something we all need to start saying to people with anime thumbnails lol

    • @--InsertNameHere--
      @--InsertNameHere-- 5 років тому +105

      Yeet

    • @MrFahrenheit6
      @MrFahrenheit6 5 років тому +300

      Yea fuck those guys

    • @STAR-bc5xc
      @STAR-bc5xc 5 років тому +170

      ZzzWink anime, my boy...

    • @Vassilinia
      @Vassilinia 5 років тому +150

      My whole life has led to this moment. I'm ready.

    • @mamamiazakaria7481
      @mamamiazakaria7481 5 років тому +258

      @@Vassilinia anime my boi, you don't have the right to give an opinion

  • @TypetwoAbsolute
    @TypetwoAbsolute 5 років тому +1584

    But does the game truly make you FEEL like nitpicking and biased

    • @lukeskywalker987
      @lukeskywalker987 5 років тому +30

      Yeah. It has a little something for everyone.

    • @name_5927
      @name_5927 5 років тому +13

      The dialogue choices such as "I win, bye bye" really add to the character immersion experience of the game.

    • @DreamlessSleepwalker
      @DreamlessSleepwalker 5 років тому +7

      9.2/10, it has a little something for everyone.

    • @nightmane812
      @nightmane812 5 років тому

      How creative

    • @scott4398
      @scott4398 5 років тому

      you win, bye bye

  • @iquemedia
    @iquemedia 5 років тому +2300

    I could listen to dunkey tear apart the gaming community forever

    • @rsotuyo15
      @rsotuyo15 5 років тому +14

      He is still wrong in some aspects

    • @ajanitheqwerty5053
      @ajanitheqwerty5053 5 років тому +11

      Agreed

    • @ajanitheqwerty5053
      @ajanitheqwerty5053 5 років тому +39

      On the tearing apart the gaming community, not him being wrong. I honestly don't care about that

    • @sna_fu
      @sna_fu 5 років тому +58

      Rafael Sotuyo Not really, I think Dunkey really nailed it on the head here. I could write a thesis for a degree in psychology by doing a case study of /v/. The entire point of being for a gamer is to hate everything or be as contrarian as humanly possibly.

    • @giotuber99
      @giotuber99 5 років тому

      godspeed

  • @volkanik3070
    @volkanik3070 2 роки тому +41

    I love how Dunkey is NOT afraid of showing that some people may not like him, and that he is perfectly ok with showing that he does not like other people.

  • @andrewchapman1494
    @andrewchapman1494 5 років тому +2014

    This video is biased, sluggish at parts, and doesnt make me feel like Batman. 9.5/10 it has a little something for everyone.

    • @S_on_fire
      @S_on_fire 5 років тому +62

      Your comment has no point, no originality, and also doesn't make me feel like Batman. 9.7/10 thanks I loved it.

    • @alexpiet7967
      @alexpiet7967 5 років тому +17

      Giancarlo Olio Your reply has little originality, isn’t funny, and i still do not feel like Batman. 9.6/10

    • @madridista01231
      @madridista01231 5 років тому +10

      I give it a 9.8 for the lack of mention of Knack 2 baby

    • @smallbox4591
      @smallbox4591 5 років тому +2

      Giancarlo Olio not funny didn’t laugh

    • @ayresysarmy4044
      @ayresysarmy4044 5 років тому +2

      Nope. Bye, bye! 😉

  • @hbprobrittop10
    @hbprobrittop10 5 років тому +898

    You know, I don’t really have an opinion on this video, because I haven’t played Octopath Traveller.

    • @tugmylantern4244
      @tugmylantern4244 5 років тому +28

      I don't have an opinion on this comment, because i haven't played Octopath Traveller.

    • @EmKunWeebGaming
      @EmKunWeebGaming 5 років тому +8

      Haven't played Octopath Traveler

    • @thisxgreatxdecay
      @thisxgreatxdecay 5 років тому +11

      @@EmKunWeebGaming I've played Octopath Traveler. I disagree with Dunkey. It was pretty good.
      No, wait, the game I played was called "Octopus Tablature." I've never played Octopath Traveler and have no opinion on it.

    • @s0shadow
      @s0shadow 5 років тому +11

      The part of my brain that allows me to form an opinion hasn't developed yet, because I haven't played Octopath Traveller.

    • @camonguz
      @camonguz 5 років тому +5

      I will like your comment, because i haven't played Octopath Traveller.

  • @rokahn
    @rokahn 5 років тому +642

    Things I've learned from Dunkey:
    1. Play different types of games
    2. Try older games
    3. Don't listen to only one review
    4. Take everything with a pinch of salt

    • @PrDotFly
      @PrDotFly 5 років тому +57

      5. Beeg Yoshi is, in fact, just sitting there.

    • @lorenz0
      @lorenz0 5 років тому +44

      6. There's a little something for everyone

    • @Mattywan1226
      @Mattywan1226 5 років тому +29

      7. Go to Dunkey’s castle before he eats your shoes

    • @ezzili
      @ezzili 5 років тому +30

      8. he has the world record in Bowser's Big Bean Burrito

    • @Pablo_Cabeza
      @Pablo_Cabeza 5 років тому +14

      9. PELICAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506
    @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506 2 роки тому +16

    “why would you review something you don’t like” has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve read in a long time

    • @alilarhdiri9666
      @alilarhdiri9666 2 роки тому

      Doesn't hating from the start make your review biased?

    • @doubleoof7907
      @doubleoof7907 Рік тому +4

      @@alilarhdiri9666It’s impossible to get rid of subjectivity and bias cuz at the end of the day all humans have a limited perspective on the world.

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust 8 місяців тому +2

      if you only review things you like that's when a hugbox/echo chamber is formed

  • @emirinobambino
    @emirinobambino 5 років тому +914

    Sorry dunkey, I usually agree with your perspective, but I really feel like you are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye.

    • @fantasyoftwins2405
      @fantasyoftwins2405 5 років тому +23

      No you, I win bye bye

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 5 років тому +5

      @@RQeeb-os1jb i stopped listening when he said his litte brother had the controller that wasnt plugged in and he wasnt even born yet

    • @DeanStuff
      @DeanStuff 5 років тому +1

      Although, you must agree -- Even if he is nitpicking and biased, he has a little something for everyone.

    • @fantasyoftwins2405
      @fantasyoftwins2405 5 років тому

      @@onno3573 what

  • @ArtofWEZ
    @ArtofWEZ 5 років тому +1878

    I fuckn died when you skipped the review to the score, too real

    • @ThePkmage
      @ThePkmage 5 років тому +89

      This is why I think reviews shouldn't give a score

    • @alexminassian
      @alexminassian 5 років тому +47

      @@ThePkmage but "top/highest rated" always gets the clicks. Obviously IGN knows what they're doing is ridiculous, they just want money

    • @williamshakemilk2192
      @williamshakemilk2192 5 років тому +6

      @@ThePkmage Just like GMTK and Architect of Games. I love those guys.

    • @thedeegeesaga
      @thedeegeesaga 5 років тому +3

      I guess this was why some of dunkey older reviews didn't mention scores? Dunkey's format is something I never skip though

    • @spoon8932
      @spoon8932 5 років тому

      He was nitpicking and biased, I win bye bye

  • @coperwayne2994
    @coperwayne2994 5 років тому +1780

    People only watch game reviews to validate their own opinion, nothing more.

    • @bozotheclown666
      @bozotheclown666 5 років тому +5

      Coper Wayne is this sarcastic?

    • @mr__pool_4256
      @mr__pool_4256 5 років тому +33

      Pretty much, I ignored all of the warning signs about Anthem but still bought it and was disappointed but I forced myself to play that piece of shit so I didn’t look like such a dumbass. Am still dumbass.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 років тому

      Coper Wayne 'People'.

    • @CowLoverMatt
      @CowLoverMatt 5 років тому +9

      Not true for everyone. I use reviews to decide on games I'm interested in but not sold on.

    • @luisete993
      @luisete993 5 років тому +25

      We all do, when we think something is good/bad we check the general opinion to see if it matches our opinion and then, if it doesn't, we may state if we agree or disagree. But that's how things should work, there's actually nothing wrong with that. The problem comes when someone isn't able to listen or to accept other's opinions and just rant about how wrong others people is in a way that doesn't add anything to the discussion.

  • @benjiusofficial
    @benjiusofficial Рік тому +8

    As Anime, myself, "Anime, my boy" is one of the funniest ways to address someone.

  • @lor8262
    @lor8262 5 років тому +2489

    Wait dunkey is a game critic? I thought he was Black

    • @StrangerFishdog
      @StrangerFishdog 5 років тому +146

      He is of Game Critic descent.

    • @Not_Garahel
      @Not_Garahel 5 років тому +49

      Clearly he is of Puerto Rican descent.

    • @Nitrotetrazole
      @Nitrotetrazole 5 років тому +46

      he's a dunkey, its in the name, what are you smoking

    • @johnwhitman708
      @johnwhitman708 5 років тому +4

      I'm pretty sure he's a Labour Party MP.

    • @Linxthisisaurl1
      @Linxthisisaurl1 5 років тому +5

      No you morons, dunkey is very clearly of gamer descent. His name is dunkey.

  • @GooseAtron5000
    @GooseAtron5000 5 років тому +4305

    So some guy was criticizing dunkey for giving octopath traveller a bad review despite not even playing the game himself.What kind of logic is this?

    • @broiled6935
      @broiled6935 5 років тому +429

      Big brain logic

    • @thesuccessfulone
      @thesuccessfulone 5 років тому +174

      Epic Gamer Bruh moment

    • @racer164
      @racer164 5 років тому +50

      Anime gamer fan logic

    • @iii2524
      @iii2524 5 років тому +202

      He just read the comments on Dunkey's video and saw all the people who enjoyed the game yet can't handle criticism and anyone who says anything bad about something they personally enjoyed has their opinion automatically invalidated. So he took the opportunity to jump on that bandwagon and get some clicks off it

    • @lolmarko4897
      @lolmarko4897 5 років тому +69

      Its weird tho because Dunky did not counter any of this guy's points. He Just cut a bunch of clips up of him saying "I did not play the game" But those videos aren't even about Octopath Traveler they are about Dunky and how he reviews games. Dunky missed the entire point. Still Love Dunky tho.

  • @CGR89
    @CGR89 5 років тому +240

    People don’t want an honest review, they want you to confirm they’re correct in liking a game

    • @Zeuskabob1
      @Zeuskabob1 5 років тому +11

      That's the core reason IMO why "It has a little something for everyone" is such a cop-out, and why it's so hilarious.

    • @jj0493
      @jj0493 5 років тому

      ruhl1337 so true half the comments on game reviews are why isn’t it 9/10 you only said one bad thing

  • @AnonsFunFactory
    @AnonsFunFactory 3 роки тому +107

    I remember when I was upset with your review for Death Stranding. I had a personal connection to aspects of the game. It provides structure, and my life didn't have that. Slowly figuring out how to navigate a harsh landscape, although boring, in the long run was something very satisfying to me. I could relate to those long 'walks', whenever it's getting over bad thinking patterns or forgetting someone you loved. I associated those emotions and sensations of connection with the gameplay, and I felt a need to defend it.
    You didn't have my perspective, and you couldn't have. A lot of context is tied with Death Stranding and why I like it. The story sucks, none of the interesting ideas are articulated in any meaningful way, and progression feels more like a haul or chore rather than something I looked forward to. I'm a nutball who has so many hauls in my own life and feel a deep satisfaction over getting up that hill and seeing the sunshine. How structures are printed, the sounds in the interface, the sorting, stacking, and planning allowed my unstable mental structure to follow patterns I could understand.
    But your review was not wrong. Not at all. Death Stranding is boring and a post-apocalyptic blue collar simulator is not very appealing like Mario, Uncharted, Battle Royales. The slowness and careful, methodical gameplay is something I find fun, but I understand how that is not appealing.

    • @TheDilden
      @TheDilden Рік тому +6

      Just wanted to say that you're the man.
      Have a good day my brother

    • @bandannadoo
      @bandannadoo Рік тому +14

      I think it's important to realise that at the end of the day, video games are made to be enjoyed and give someone a good experience. If a game managed to resonate with just one person then, even in the most insignificant way, it succeeded. You can argue about 'game feel' and 'immersion' all you want, but fun is fun, and nothing that any critic says can ever change that. You can step back and look at any game and notice the flaws but nothing beats the experience - sitting down and actually playing the game.

    • @Dr.Heimskr
      @Dr.Heimskr Рік тому +5

      A wonderfully articulate comment

    • @dirtydan_BTK_
      @dirtydan_BTK_ Рік тому +2

      This aged like wine

  • @ackminecrer9165
    @ackminecrer9165 5 років тому +5332

    “If you probably can’t tell this kid is probably 15, so don’t go spam hating on him”
    Dunkey fans: *I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that*

    • @dumkorph
      @dumkorph 5 років тому +573

      We had a blindfold on

    • @thebowler5506
      @thebowler5506 5 років тому +544

      It was our little brother watching that part

    • @thebowler5506
      @thebowler5506 5 років тому +357

      And our phones wasn't even on

    • @ahmedsameeh4104
      @ahmedsameeh4104 5 років тому +111

      Jammorel Huntinghawk this sign doesn’t affect me because i cant read

    • @lainism6965
      @lainism6965 5 років тому +70

      We didnt even exist yet and had blindfold