Cyberdunk 2077
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- Опубліковано 22 гру 2020
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“A world where OnlyFans became bigger than Amazon” is the most perfect description of Cyberpunk I’ve ever heard...
It's such a horny game. No vague in-world explanations can explain away such obvious and exaggerated fan service
they really wanted to show how adult they are
@@lily-_- not to mention all the weirdo fetishes. the elevator up to the clouds has ads with naked women and dogs in it. the whole game feels like it was made by an amazing team of people and an extra 200 random perverts who stopped maturing at 18.
@@lily-_- I just see it as what Cyberpunk's world eventually ended up coming to, I mean just look at how people are nowadays, people are becoming more and more open with their sexuality and desires. To be frank I think in 57 years our world will definitely be pretty horny at this rate
@@ortah2616 I fucking hate the future then
They aren’t bugs this is just what the future looks like
Yeah there just cyber lagging
Yeah. These small-brains don't understand. The whole game takes place in the Matrix (hence why Keanu Reeves is there!). The "bugs" are just glitches in the matrix that should give players a hint that the world they see is not real. Once you get woke you can unlock the real ending that takes place in the real world.
T posing is the 2077 equivalent of dabbing
@@MichaelH3948 make sure I die before then
A poignant critique on how completely fucked and dysfunctional first world societies have become and how even in the face of truth the citizen will create a narrative around it
Nice
I like how UA-cam actually identified this game as "Cyberdunk 2077" Instead of Cyberpunk 2077
Pretty sure that’s what the uploader does, not UA-cam bots
LMAO
@@TheOneButter if you click it, it says “auto generated by UA-cam”
It's an insight. Dunkey's gonna fix the game by himself.
this is hilarious but it's not the same as the cyberpunk topic, it's just reactions to this video
60% Marketing
30% Keanu Reeves
10% Actual product
60% Glitches
15% Marketing
15% Keanu Reeves
10% Actual product
Isn't keanu reeves basically part of the marketing
@@ashtar3876 he is the marketing
% of fucking what ?
With how long the game was delayed, you'd think it'd be more polished. I mean yeah it looks great, but it's nowhere near as good as Shadowrun.
this is not the Among Minecraft Wednesday I signed up for.
Hahaha
I stop watching dunkey when he stopped making among us tuesdays
Lmfao 🤣
WHERES THE AMONG US MINECRAFT WEDNESDAYS?!?
I even doubt he will make an among us Thursday video. Donkey has never been the same
"More Dunkey" makes its welcomed return. I'm getting emotional.
@@anticrop same
Spoiler alert
Don't get used to it just more content on the way
Thanks for spoiling it smh
The King is back, baby!
Yep, the relationships, writing and just those moments where you actually feel like you're having a heart to heart convo with someone is what tells me that if given more time, this game could've been amazing
This game and the way its writing is described even by people I respect suggests to me that everyone has just accepted that "good" video game writing is always going to be very bad compared to "good" writing in other media. Because the script for _Cyberpunk 2077_ is just hack cliche garbage from beginning to end, but compared to most games, it's good.
@@Thy_Boss
this!... sadly..
@Ben K Have you? The writing is fucking incredible
@Ben K That's the most blatantly stupid argument I've ever heard lmao. I don't even give a shit about the game, but saying you're some kind of "master plot critic" because you've watched movies and read books, something that billions of other people can do, is something that you'll hear coming out of a toddler's mouth who's actin' like a know it all.
Hell, as far as I can tell you probably watched shit like Jack and Jill or Paul Blart instead of something like Scorsese's or Fincher's.
Thankfully a year later the game is much, much better. Plays on my PS5 really smoothly and with the good gameplay and great writing it’s now a pretty solid game.
We need Dunkey to make a "Cyberpunk Revisited" video
now it's actually really amazing
@@GoCinq5What? Bro scripted NPCs walk through you if you stand infront of them. It's crazy how people say it's a good game now. We were lied to, sold a fake game and just because they patch bugs its good? 😅 Come on man
@@uniacafe “yes this game is bad because I don't like it but I will give absolutely no valid reason to say it's bad other than my personal tastes which are actually absolute truths” insert frowning emoji
@@GoCinq5 Personal taste? So, them lying about stuff is my personal taste? Thats crazy.
@@uniacafewhat were we lied to about ?
He said more Dunkey. He’s back.
Return of the king
@@harpernicholson1bruh can u stop
@master oogway you do know he is black, right?
Finally he's making good videos again
@@lemon1543 No, he is of Puerto Rican descent, did you even watch 500k sub face reveal?
"This is like playing a Bethesda game at Keanu Reeves' house"
-Gex
“Note to self: Don’t be done with good videos at Jason Gastrow’s house”
-Gex
Scott
"never install a prototype microchip at keanu reeves' dinner party"
Not inaccurate
Actually, this is damn accurate. Probably more than any gex comment ever
I really appreciated the part where Roman called wanting to go bowling.
So Death Stranding got a revisit.... I feel this deserves one too. I didn't start playing til the 2.0 update (and now have almost 300 hours into my first playthrough), but that's the state this game should have been released in originally, would love to see you give this one another go.
"Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in."
That's from The Godfather Part 3
@@ILikeGreen26 AOOOOOOHHH
Do it again silvio, please xD
@@machoalfaable 😊
@@machoalfaable just watch yesterday wtf
can't believe this video stole minecraft saturday from us
we’ve been fucking robbed brother
He has ended Minecraft Saturdays like last lime
I can’t believe it either. Seems like Dunkey is going back to his roots >:(
I will allow it this time
I think he moved it to monday, cuz it would rhyme
The fact Dunkey considers the Temperance ending as the best one tells me this guy has a stronger soul than I can ever muster in my life
Honestly, I believe it's the best ending as well. To learn that, after everything, your entire struggle was pointless... then, Johnny keeps your body, and you see what his life is like after a few months and it turns out he hasn't learned anything. It drove the point home so well that the status quo doesn't care about you, that after everything, you were still just a bug under the corporations' boot. And in the end you come to realize that the promise of Night City was bullshit, that for all the importance placed on going out in a blaze of glory, for all the talk about striking back at the corporations and becoming truly important, none of it actually matters at all. It was such a pessimistic vision that was so consistent with how Cyberpunk stories end, I just think it's the perfect one.
@@sand5527 it’s quite a different interpretation from what I took. You say it’s pessimistic, but honestly, Johnny gets a very optimistic ending. The story shifts from being V’s story to Johnny’s road to redemption and finally getting a new life. One where he understands that Night City can’t be changed. That part, on a macro level, is indeed pessimistic, but the ultimate resolution Johnny gets to is not that dark: he made a friend in V and uses that gift of a new life to live without fixating on his ego and Arasaka anymore. I’d say it’s bittersweet rather than full on pessimistic.
I do agree it’s the one that fits the most the cyberpunk theme, right after the Devil ending, which is just full blown depressing.
I'm really hoping Dunkey does another video on the game now that 2.0 update and Phantom Liberty are out, the update fixes pretty much all the technical issues while the DLC adds an entire new storyline that even addresses some of the complaints he mentioned he had with the base game's story, the new area they added is also super dense and full of detail and things to do and they even improved the small gigs and made them as interesting and engrossing as the bigger side quests.
Seriously. I just played it for the first time and holy shit it is a work of art. It defines triple A, this is the kind of stuff that justifies games as an industry
I can't say I have any interest in supporting a game that starts off this poorly. There are too many good games that release in a finished state to waste time on this. Hard pass.
@@mullet_muffins That’s completely fair, but don’t blame the devs themselves since they weren’t the ones who chose to release it unfinished
Thats not the way you make game man. Release super shitty game. And "improve" on it. I never change my mind that cyberpunk is the shittiest game ever. No matter how much they "improve" on it.
@@TunaStrata Even in it's initial state it was far from "the shittiest game ever".
"Everyone is holding a gun. This guy is lifting a dumbbell with a gun". Brah, that's just how America is. Not a glitch.
bruh*
@@a-team8656 ...
@@lumine8594 what
@@a-team8656 Cheese Man
@@TheAliencreeper13 thank you Cheese Man
I feel like Dunkey doesn’t really like Death Stranding.
@ً Depends on the definition of "good". Dunkey made his opinion on Death Stranding clear a while ago.
Essentially that it's just an interactive movie, not a game. I, for one; agree with him. It was a very lackluster game with a confusing story and no real point to playing it since you watched most of it.
@@cosmicfox5671 I agree
It’s an exceptional game, with a one of a kind core loop. It carries very strong messages and communicates them not only in the narrative, but most importantly in its gameplay. But, it comes with huge flaws, mostly on the narrative and UX side. If one can’t get past that, which I totally understand considering how bad it can get, he/her will unfortunately never get to appreciate the rest of the game.
@@lesulix9885 ok
@@lesulix9885 it had a good story yes but I understand
this video will be looked at in the future once the game gets fixed and polished, cause it's a perfect representation of what the game looked like at launch
The Game still is a mediocre shooter, the anime is Miles better
@@gregoriomassa8529 nah the animation felt cheap at times and the story in the game was better
I'm curious what Dunkey's opinion will be now, after 20 some-odd months of fixes and patches. Especially now that the DLC, which is supposed to overhaul most of the game, is about to come out
Agreed. I’d love to see an updated take on this now that it’s been optimized.
I get this feeling Dunkey doesn’t really like Death Stranding.
He definitely likes it better than death stranding though
It's not the best strand type game
This is a strand type comment. Only Im smart enough to understand.
Because it didn’t really make you feel like Death Stranding
i dont know if i should i get this game ive been forcing myself to hate it and watched all the reviews shitting on this game but but it keeps coming back to me
"More Dunkey" is back and honestly its refreshing
Yeah I saw that comment from seven minutes before yours too
He types it correctly when the video is serious
I bet that was his plan all along, crafty donkey
The first day he had a more content add i bought his hoodie, just in case it was the last time I would see more dunkey.
Should’ve been cyberdunk
I am playing this right now (gave it enough time to bake). I finished Act 1 and I can say that it’s one of the best games I have played.
I unironically didn't expect Dunkey to actually play Cyberpunk after the Cybermage video.
He was playing it on his stream so i knew it will eventually come
I was surprised that he liked it. Didn't look like he was enjoying the actual game, just the bugs and making fun of weaker systems.
@@balazsbuki2345 He seemed to enjoy the glitches more than the gameplay lmao
@@balazsbuki2345 entertainment is entertainment
@@balazsbuki2345 the whole game is a weak system though
“The year is 150,000,000 B.C” this is going to be a good video lol
hello music man
The difference is that cyberpunk is actually a dope game that's just not done
Always
Yes
Clout gang
2023 and I'm still enjoying the bugs/glitches
Said no one ever
7:10 "Niko it's me Roman. Let's go bowling" lol
When NPC's starting to T-Pose, that's when you know you're not the main character.
@Rainbow warrior Well sometimes even V T-pose's ahah
Fuck! I've seen Judy was T-posing me during the game 😔
"more dunkey"
The Return of the King.
more donsley
More dunko
More Content
more punkey
more binkey
Cyberpunk ‘77. It’s like the sequel to Fallout 76
I love the part where everybody is interupting eachother with phonecalls regarding side missions.
You can slightly hear sound from GTA 4 - Niko eh, lets go bowling. That shit send me flying :D
dunk being serious is the most terrifying part of this game's controversy.
He has been serious many times before.
@@Steve-Fiction that's when he's the most scary
@@turinmormegil7715 it feels like all of a sudden jesus has come back
@@averyl6372 as it's usual with all jokesters, when they get serious, everyone trembles
People really defending console release for Cyberpunk like tlou2 isn’t a thing. Runs like absolute shīt.
"MORE DUNKEY"
IT'S NOT JUST CONTENT ANYMORE! IT'S DUNKEY! HE'S BACK BABY!
he probably just forgot to change the words. you know how lazy content creators be
Boooo
RIP minecarft saturdays.
He's probably done making the daily videos. Just my guess. Not sure. Don't take my word for it.
This really makes you feel like you wasted your money
no
Would love to see Dunkey come back to this game, like he did for Death Stranding.
same
This is a good Cybermage review
Im sorry i left your new video to watch this lol
I mean, assassin's creed origins is better, I win bye bye
Cyberknack GOTY 2077
Nugga
@@pequod3782 you mean that one game that was re-pasted over 15 times and throughout those 15 different games they couldn’t find any actual unique concept that isn’t just based off of old mythology’s and bullshit writing.
Just another day of Bugsnax eating out the competition
The Shamu yes
bunger
Bugsnax is too busy eating itself
pause
Technology has come so far
I’m gonna say it. This game was at LEAST-not 6 months, not 12 months, but at the very least 2 years away from being finished. CD shot themselves in the foot, and have nobody to blame but themselves. What a shame.
Yeah it feels like they got half way and someone showed up and said, "okay time to start wrapping up" and everyone was forced to just stop where they were at and finalize.
Imagine it released in april 2020
In CD Projekt Reds defence though the coronavirus ruined that game. It's not their fault.
They even showed a gameplay trailer 5 months before release saying the game is 100% functioning and ready. Shame on them
They even showed a gameplay trailer 5 months before release saying the game is 100% functioning and ready. Shame on them
It's wild to play this game in the summer of 2022, where the one part of the game that couldn't be patched, in spite of how much the rest of the game has been improved, is still the best. Like wow it's so much smoother now but god DAMN the acting and personality of all these people STILL carry it. Wild to, after a couple of missions, find myself actually feeling like the bonds these characters formed was actually real?
Agreed. I hope those who abandoned the game after its poor release will give it another shot now that much of the issues have been fixed. It would be a damn shame to miss out on this incredible game.
Damn, even dunkey forgot about Minecraft Saturday on Wednesday
It took me a whole week to realize this said "Cyberdunk"
your comment made me notice hahah
Bruh he must have changed it I only just noticed it
Took me this comment
I knew it was gonna be called that before the game even released lol
It was originally called cyberpunk regularly but then a comment said like “missed opportunity to call it cyberdunk” so I guess he changed it
7:11 I just heard roman's voice in the background lmfao nice addition
Unironically my fav game... It's come along way from this. :')
"more dunkey"
DUNKO IS BACK. DUNK IS BACK
Dunk is back babeyyyyyyyyy!
@@holgerlarsson7531 the dunkman is back
Dunk is Knack, bb.
And he’s still black!
@@atlasprime6193 no, hes stated before that hes of puerte rican descent
cyberdoink
cyberdoink
@@cooldudemcgee4457 Nice copy paste!
Yes
Yes
"i have check mark give me likes"
So it's been a year since the game released. I played it through again to see if there's been some improvements and can say with a decent amount of confidence that most bugs have been squashed. The thing that made me go kind of insane my first playthrough was the sound bugs, people would go mute and music would be layered or not play at all. It broke cutscenes and immersion entirely. Not encountered any of that this time around. Obviously you're still going to encounter a few bugs during a full playthrough since the game is so script heavy and complex but nothing too major.
As for the performance, it's definitely better on PC at least. Driving feels slightly better as well but nothing crazy, almost as decent as GTAV which doesn't have great vehicle handling either. The big gripe is still AI and gameplay. It's missing a bit when it comes to the wanted system and enemies acting with some kind of strategic intelligence. Overall, the game is competent and I would put it around the same level as Marvel's Spider-Man these days. It's a good game for sure.
Dunkey didn't brush too much on it on this review but there's a lot that CDPR promised and didn't deliver on. Choices especially, there's not much of that. The background for your character doesn't matter much either. Being a corpo or streetkid doesn't affect much of the main story more than some speech checks or unique dialogues options here and there. Hopefully, the DLC's will be so good and vast that the holes in this game will be filled. I wouldn't get my hopes up too much, though.
What did u play it on?
@@lleytonyang9207 finished it a couple days ago on PC. Ran into very few bugs & only 1 that was annoying enough to cause me any pain (weird camera jittering that was fixed by restarting the game. Had to do it twice over my 40 or so hours with the game.)
People shit on this game so hard even to this day to the point where you'd think everything about the game is trash. Because of that, I had really low expectations going in & was presently surprised even at the end. Definitely a game I'll come back to in a year or so & play again in a more streamlined fashion for a different build, focus, & ending. Overall, it's a solid game. There are farrrrrr worse open world titles out there. Aspects of it remind me of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, but minus the great moral questions & choices. The story & most of the characters in it are interesting, even though some are cliche.
Solid game. I'd give it just shy out of a 9/10 for a story driven open world game.
@@bbbbbbb51 thanks :)
@@bbbbbbb51 I finished the game also a few weeks ago. I enjoyed it a lot actually, waiting the 1-2 years to not play it at release was definitely the right decision for me some bugs but nothing ground breaking.
I am still waiting for nextgen patch even if I am PC players, I got suspision that lack of updates is caused by trying to put every little update into next gen patch.
rewatching this video after 100%ing cyberpunk and wow the game had such an insane glow up. But what the fuck does dunkey mean when he says Temperance was the most satisfying ending LMAO
He probably liked Johnny
"A world where OnlyFans became a bigger company than Amazon" LOL
That’s probably the most accurate description of the game I’ve ever heard tbh
Well it's only set 57 years in the future so, we ain't too far off already 🤣🤣🤣
And I thought it was supposed to be a dystopian future...
right about to happen in 2021
@@foxtrotalphaone More like DIEstopic
"Everybody has guns out of nowhere, no matter what they are doing"
This is America
@@idiosyncraticname This is America
@Anthony Felder This is carrot
@@idiosyncraticname it’s not a joke lmao
@@idiosyncraticname Bro, I use my 9mm to eat mashed potatoes, he wasn't making a joke.
No this is patrick....
after 500 hours in this game, the most surprising thing is that Dunkey thinks the Temperance ending is the most satisfying. i mean i like the ending, i get where hes coming from but man its just a dark ending in a sea of dark endings
Dunkey has never topped this review
Bro I died when he listed all the impactful characters and said Rick Ross
That part killed me lol
"Niko, let's go bowling" feels...
Ocean?
Much worse in cyberpunk imo
7:07
and I think I rather go bowling instead of answering yet another car ad or merc job from Regina.
i started replaying the game since it went on sale a couple of weeks ago and holy shit does it still kick ass
Nice to see how far this game has come in the 2 years, the state it launched in is inexcusable but it is great that the devs stuck with it and we finally have a game that is free of most issues pointed out by dunkey.
Dw edgerunners has revived this game by 200% now I think💝💞
I hope the bugs are now fixed up to this day
I still get some bugs but overall it plays pretty good on my pc, if the game was released now it would have a much better reputation
Still lacks tons of features, bugfixes etc. Try playing the game without a hundred of different quick/auto saves (that honestly was really smart of them to implement), and you'll start noticing a shitton of unpleasant bugs that are still capable of ruining your experience quite badly. Constant reloading of saves is almost a routine, and yes it's quick and convinient (most of the time), but those bugs should never exist in the game in the first place.
Game is like 6/10 rn; and only because it's being carried hard by its endings.
@@As-tray The big problem is that despite its intense, flashy, high-octane trailers the game is really just kind of _meh._
I've always said that Cyberpunk is about as good as Skyrim. And people think, "Wow, that's high praise!" And I'm like "No, it's not." Skyrim was an aggressively mediocre game with an extraordinarily railroady story - Cyberpunk is also an aggressively mediocre game with a story that gives you the level of choice a locomotive gets on a day-to-day-basis.
"Everybody has a gun. Guy lifting with a gun. Guy stretching with a gun" 'Murica
"Hey niko, its Roman, let's go to bowling"
"oh yea, whats up?"
"Sorry roman another time"
Sorry cousin, maybe next time
Roman, no. Bowling is for coworker get-togethers and first dates.
ROMAN! FOR THE LAST TIME! I DON'T WANT TO GO F**KING BOWLING!
I waited all these years hoping this review would be called "Cyberdunk".
Now I can finally die in peace.
good night sweet prince
I still find it fucking hysterical that UA-cam thinks cyberdunk 2077 is an actual game
"Once NPCs get spooked by something they're permanently scared for the rest of the game." Just like real life lol
“Cyberpunk on the PS4 looks like this...”
*Ad plays*
Haha same
hope dunkey makes that cheddar
Genius level million IQ UA-cam creator move.
Well the ad spot is put there by him, unless he just randomly put an ad somewhere and hit that spot, it's what he meant to do
I thought that was on purpose.
_Expected this to be a roast of Cyberpunk, turned out it was a roast of Death Stranding._
Idk why I expected this
Expected this to be a roast of death stranding.
Was correct.
Death Stranding still being dunkeys more hated game lol.
He's so full of hate for it lmao. Makes no sense fr. It's such a positive game with a beautiful message.
I like Death Stranding
Well Its Better Now Much Better
Definitely need a Phantom Liberty review from dunkey :)
@@aLsOne13 I Don't even remeber that game like that, 99% of bugs what he showed in this video i never seen in my multiple playthroughs and i'm playing that game from day one on PS5 with over 400 hours. But yes, old gen and less powerful cards how bad it was on these is unexcusable
Well there's putting out a game, and then there's fixing and optimizing the game to where it is now with the 2.0 update. Of course no-one can forget what it was like when it first came out but the state of the game right now is phenomenal. DUNKEY NEEDS TO PLAY PHANTOM LIBERTY!@@aLsOne13
Every copy of Cyberpunk 2077 is personalized.
not deliberately, it's just because there's so many unreplicatable bugs that everyone gets to see something that nobody else has.
@@4whomittolz846 r/wooosh
Top tier comment.
@@4whomittolz846 you don't say
@Stephen Hauger It'll quench ya.
“Playing Cyberpunk on PS4 is like this-“ AD INTERRUPTS VIDEO lmaooooo
That was the best part 😂
I straight up thought the vid froze on purpose for a sec
Same shit just happened to me
I didn't get why he put the ad there but this comment brings the joke to life 🤣😭😂
Same
Sad to see dunkey sensationalizing the glitches in this game. For example, weightlifting while dual-wielding guns is not a glitch at all, but actually common practice in American gyms. Driving your car through boulders and pedestrians? Standard feature of any Tesla vehicle. I could go on, but I'm running late for my T-posing yoga class and after that I'll probly do some shopping at PeePee.
Now imagine if Hideo Kojima was a real person
hey dunkey, this video accidentally has a little bit of quality in it. it's okay though, old habits die old.
This is unironically good feedback for the Devs of Cyperpunk.
where?
@@SmookieYT nowhere
@@mboz_2108 I thought he was saying that it GOT feedback from the devs...my mistake
It would be good feedback- But the entire dev team already knew the game was broken. It is executives, shareholders and deadlines that drive games like this to ruin.
I didn't even think about the whole future museums and stadiums point
Your indecisiveness to put this game on the top tier makes me think that this game made you cry, as I did. It's on my top 3 if all time tbh
We are all gonna laugh when it's 2077 and it still the same it was in 2020
serves them right for ripping off cybermage
shan dawsone
Lol sup broskii
D'Angelo and Dunkey in the same UA-cam sphere? What is this, a cRoSsOvEr EpIsOdE??
Agreed
Yo whaddup d'angelo
The Witcher 3 sidequest: take a contract, meet contractor, negotiate fee
Cyberpunk 2077 sidequest: *phone rings* "hey V, you don't know me, but I have a job"
Yeah! Witcher 3 got sidequests *so* right. They felt like weird little plots that Geralt naturally stumbled into. Can't imagine how much work was involved in pulling that off. You go for a drive in Night City and every frigging fixer just calls you up.
@@inf3243 the side quests are worse in this? Really?
@@manjitmishra410 Yes. Far worse.
poor blanket statement
@@manjitmishra410 No. For the most part, The side quests are next level compared to Witcher 3. The only thing that may be poor about it is how you recieve a side quest which is usually just a phone call.
Wait until Dunkey realizes that death stranding is actually IN cyberpunk. That is the day the world will end
Absolutely agree. Also loved the vending machine quest.
I'm more concerned with how dunky said dystopic as "die-stopic"
Especially when the actual word is ‘dystopian’
@@screamingmanvevo dystopic
[dɪsˈtəʊpɪk]
ADJECTIVE
relating to or denoting an imagined state or society where there is great suffering or injustice; dystopian.
"a dystopic future ruled by sinister megacorporations"
@@gigagogo3147 He said it right, just like architexture
ok
@@gigagogo3147 where are you getting this from? I can't find it on any official dictionary sites, but ok dunkey fanboy, I guess he can do no wrong
You thought the we said the game was polished, nah
We said it was Polish, and we are from Poland
CD project, 2020
polish toilet spin basshunter dota homosex K19191
which video he say that ?
>yt millionaire
>gtx 1080
based
the fact that the youtube algorithm ACTUALLY classified this as a cyberdunk 2077 video lmao
7:10 "Niko, it's Roman! Let's go bowling!"
I loved that little detail so much.
AHHH NIKO MY CASSINNN IS HEREEEEEE
LOL
Haha
Good catch lol
I didn't hear that when I first watched this video, so thanks :D
"Hey, one of my missing vehicles is near your current location."
lol i know my dude!! delamain can be such a pain in the ass. but try finishing the quest. you are gonna like the quest ending!
@@juanpablohinojosa7862 I failed it on purpose to make him shit the fuck up. Worth it
The second I learned he’d be doing that *every time* I decided to prioritize that mission first.
The Delamain missions were so good but hearing that every thirty seconds before I got around to doing them was soul-draining
what a thing of beauty, i know
Dunsley’s condensed history of the Earth
1. volcanoes and dinosaurs
2. Egyptians
3. cars
4. cyberpunk is released
when he threw “niko! let’s go bowling” into the job calls bit, i lost my marbles
I hope you find them again
My marbles now!
missed it the first time, it was very very subtle.
It happens at 7:09 for those wanting to listen.
Yeah, I stopped listening to Dunkey after he said: "Oh shit, I forgot about Minecraft saturday".
Yeah, I couldn't keep watching after that either.
@@pleasestopsubscribingtomyc3360 repeat it, n00b
@@pleasestopsubscribingtomyc3360 He's saying they know the video ended, that was the joke
literally unwatchable after he said that.
О, русские тоже присутствуют?
Omg I loved the vending machine quest!!!! I never felt so emotionally attached to a vending machine.
That driver game comparison got me 🤣🤣. Driver was one of my fav game on ps1
A game that makes me depressed because the good is so good, but the bad is everywhere, and I just can't help but wonder what could've been.
And I agree with Dunkey here in giving it a C. The game is good but it is buried under a ton of bugs and issues that drag the experience down.
I’m going to buy it in maybe 3-4 months when it’s actually playable
@@def_r4727 gudluck lol
@@toledochristianmatthew9919 That's exactly how I feel. I've put about 45 hours into the game, and at the current state I would maybe give it a 5/10, 6/10 at best. Only because once you become immersed in the story some bullshit happens like gang members T-posing in the middle of a fight, immediately ripping you out. I planned on 100% this game but I honestly am just going to wait the months until they patch out the bugs. If all of the bugs were patched, easy 9/10 game for me.
The potential with the game is real, in a year or two I have no doubt it'll make a complete turnaround like No Man's Sky
Does the t-pose, stares into nothing for few seconds, turns his head and menacingly looks at you.
I felt that
It's actually quite good now, for what that's worth.
This is hilarious. I'm so glad I'm playing Cyberpunk now instead of a year ago.
“Did he just say pee pee bruh?” Only true dunkey fans will remember
the fall of xbox
What was that elephant's name? Bambi?
Mw2
@@rikovladimir8655 *microsoft sucks
Modern Trollfare 2. About 40 seconds into the video
Gotta love how death stranding is still above assassin’s creed
Literally anything is above Assassin's Creed.
@@Diablo070707 lmao what bullshit
Bruh Death Stranding is an amazing game, of course it’s gonna beat a series like AC.
Assassin's Creed has its problems, but at least it's not Watch Dogs.
@@dilwitchspahlin4761 most good stuff is
5:30 Holy shit, I exploded in laughter.
Same!
Everyone got cyberpunked.
I love how Odyssey was just chilling at the bottom of that tier list like: "Hey, I'm here too."
I’m surprised he hates it that much. I only started playing it last month so I was able to get the (relatively) bug free and polished experience. I was actually bummed about having to put it aside to play Cyberpunk and was excited to go back once I started playing Cyberpunk. Its at the top of my play time list right now.
What the hell is Tsushima doing so low on his list?!
@@nothanks9174 Bugs and high polish don't mean anything when its the grindy aspects of the bland gampelay which is weighing it down so mch. Like seriously, imagining using a stick to take down brain-dead sponges. Its just a huge timesink at best.
@@unlimited8410 it's gameplay is blander than chewing on edible cardboard. Played 10 hours and quit cold turkey after that.
I like odyssey and far cry 5 lol
"Coming when it's ready"
It was not ready
I guess you could say it was... Premature.
I'll let myself out.
if corperate hadnt fucked around and wanted to be greedy, they could have let devs focus solely on PC and nextgen. Would have come out more stable sooner.
Very funny, very original.
@@tenjenk to be fair to corporate, they took so long with the game, an entire generation has passed with new PC technology introduced. Their ambition knows no bound, they wanted to have ray tracing in the game despite already half way through development, they wanted it on next gen console despite it being developed for last gen. Corporate definitely ruined it, but the developers were just overconfident in their ability to squeeze the shit out of their staff. I wasn’t surprise it turned out buggy.
It looked good 2018. then they had to start all over for keanu
I just now heard the audio "Nikko it's Roman let's go bowling."
Your editing is so good, I love the little easter eggs in your videos like a missable side quests.
Your videos have the replay ability of RE4
10/10
what a masterpiece you've made, dunkey
"Note to self: Don't preorder Cyberpunk 2077 at Todd Howard's house."
-Gex
Instructions unclear, i pre-ordered it and now it runs fine.
That's actually a really good advice lmao.
Was that Gex 1 or Gex 2?
why not
What's up brother ._.