didn't see anything high up in the comments, so, if you're on mobile: 00:00:00 Arkham, Massachusetts 00:00:00 Greetings & Salutations 00:08:00 A glass of EOFR 00:11:00 The Sacred Box 00:13:10 The Ceremonial Knife 00:17:25 Happy to see you 00:22:20 Taking the EOF Oath 00:27:45 Taking your measurements (for your EOF Hat & T-shirt) 00:32:10 EOF Mix Tape 00:35:50 EOF Feather 00:42:40 EOF Spray bottle 00:48:28 EOF Dry Sponge / Foam Thing 00:52:50 EOF Friends VHS Tape 01:00:30 EOF Keyboard 01:06:00 EOF Crayons 01:11:50 EOF Sleeves
I love your channel ephemeral, especially as to go all the way with costumes and characters!! Your so creative and you are criminally underated! So keep it up!! 👍👍👍👌👌
Man, I gotta say, the effort E gives and the work he puts into creating these videos is truly admirable. Cheers to you my friend. - a big fan of your work from a little spot on the map called Greece.
Thank you, for a walk welcome to E.O.F. I recently became a great fit in this club. As I was part of the "other kind" but their ways have parted from mine. Thank you once again.
I’ve been following for years, have no idea how I never saw this one cross my feed before. Regardless, I am one of those people who just work and sleep. Too introverted to make real life friends who are actual friends. I pretended for a minute this was real, and because it kind of hit home gave the relaxation of this video a different dynamic. Very good..goes in the classics library for me. 🙂
This really means a lot to me, as my only good friend left in my city just had to move away. Dunno how it managed to coincide with this video, but thank you. This has really helped my day.
This guy puts so much thought, time, and effort into his videos. Rift your asmr videos are in my top 3 asmrists list and i have a high standards when it comes to my asmr. Your videos are well done and the lore behind them makes them that much better. Keep up the good work my man.
E.R. i think you should do an old timey detective role play. Like in black and white and you'd pull some bourbon out from under your desk and offer it to your client and like you'd have a trench coat. He could be like the arkham detective. Anyone else agree?
Can I just say. I found you on Spotify a few months ago and listen to you regularly. I finally decided to track down your UA-cam just to post this. I really love your work! You're really creative, witty, calming. I had to find somewhere to tell you how much you've helped me to sleep . Thank you and please continue the excellent content 👌🌸
So glad I can watch this and keep me relaxed during the bad weather and keep my mind off the tornadoes and storms out here rn thank you rift. #prayforhouston
Just want to say that you've been making excellent content at a god damn break neck pace Uncle E. Your stuff is often humorous, well thought out, relaxing and most importantly fun.
14:08 No dark ritual? No bodily fluid sacrament?... what is this about last EOF meeting? It was ONE BULL ok, I cleaned up the blood and deeplings, gosh dangit!
I'm super excited to see what you have cooked up for your 1000th video coming out next! It's been a long 6 years, but ever since I found you in 2011, you've been a great bedfellow. Thanks for the work you put in to help us mere mortals sleep. (Also amazing work in this video, very believable and relaxing character.)
Ratelzwatel if we're out here wring poetry, I got you my guy: U N T I T L E D 1 I'm waiting for a friend I can call my own Or perhaps a place to consider my home Because it seems like everyone around me has grown While I'm stuck in the past, feeling truly alone I've been left behind I'm looking for answers that are so hard to find "Will it ever get better? Will I ever make it through this unbearable weather? Can I ever put these pieces back together? Or will everyone move on, as I watch while tethered?"
I've been aware of the meaning of asmr before it became what it is now on youtube, I remember watching indian head massage videos of baba for relaxation 😂 crazy to see how big it got in such a short time many people who did experience it but had never heard of it now are fully aware of it, what I actually wanted to say though is that yes I've got a few favorites when it comes to asmr let's say artists, but I've not seen anyone else as dedicated when it comes to scene selection, clothing etc, as ER there's always so much variety diversity...you've really got my respect for what you do and the effort you put in producing your videos 👍 keep it up
This one is an immediate classic. The thunder is so relaxing and the later return of it just hits the spot. The glass of EOFR is amazing! This one and Relax with satan II on spotify please!
YES!!! A VIDEO I CAN GET BEHIND!!! All my friends are gone now, I fear I may be the last of my kind. I have selected this crying seal as my profile picture because it portrays my feelings of sadness.
To clarify, I'm talking about the DC film universe, the comics will forever be awesome but the movies don't hold up on the whole compared to marvel, although ironically my 3 favourite superhero films are both DC (Watchmen, dark knight, dark knight rises) however they are a few cases of brilliance in a show of painfully mediocre from DC. However Marvel consistently produce quality films, though they may not hit the peak-highs of The Dark Knight etc, they are better on average than DC films. That's just my opinion
I think the best about Ephemeral Rift videos is not that they are ASMR, but they tell stories. Interesting, fascinating, scary, funny stories, like that guy with whom you sit around a firecamp into the gentle night and listen to religiously.
For Mobile 00:00:00 Arkham, Massachusetts 00:00:00 Greetings & Salutations 00:08:00 A glass of EOFR 00:11:00 The Sacred Box 00:13:10 The Ceremonial Knife 00:17:25 Happy to see you 00:22:20 Taking the EOF Oath 00:27:45 Taking your measurements (for your EOF Hat & T-shirt) 00:32:10 EOF Mix Tape 00:35:50 EOF Feather 00:42:40 EOF Spray bottle 00:48:28 EOF Dry Sponge / Foam Thing 00:52:50 EOF Friends VHS Tape 01:00:30 EOF Keyboard 01:06:00 EOF Crayons 01:11:50 EOF Sleeves No, I'm not trying to get likes. I'm trying to help my fellow mobile users skip around.
IrishSunburn I have but it takes me quite a few attempts. First or second time I usually pass out within 10 min. Then by the 3rd or 4th time it takes about 30 min. By the 5th time I watch the whole thing lol but not really lol, it's sad when I know the video won't put me to sleep anymore :(
wow, the “raining” sounds sounded SO realistic, like it did not even sound like it was a part of the video. I had to take out my headphones three times to understand that it did not rain outside.
-INSERT JOKE WRITTEN BY SOMEONE ELSE -SAY "OMG I can't believe I got so many likes and replies" -SOMEONE STEALS JOKE INFINITE LOOP Edit: HOLY HELL I GOT 1 LIKE THX EVERYONE WHO LIKED I WILL GIVE U EVERYTHING IN MY WILLY Edit: *WILL
Working on merch. Also out: ASMR Sessions Vol 4 on Spotify & other outlets soon: open.spotify.com/album/5994Bp7SUcGisgx3Q1tOWE
Ephemeral Rift oh my I didn't know you had spotify thong going, bless you dude
I'll buy merch
Thank you so much rift for putting your work on spotify,I travel allot for work so it's nice to have it on the go.
I wonder if 50 years from now, your videos could be considered some form of art...
As always, great job.
If you want any design ideas or feedback, I bet you've got a lot of graphic designer subbed to your channel.
Oh nice, I love the Arkham map! Now I can track all the random places I have fallen asleep in this strange town!
Space Age ASMR It can be like a game of bingo
Yeah!! I love maps
Space Age ASMR I was just about to comment that!
I live in Witch house cuh it's lit
Space Age ASMR *Fallen
didn't see anything high up in the comments, so, if you're on mobile:
00:00:00 Arkham, Massachusetts
00:00:00 Greetings & Salutations
00:08:00 A glass of EOFR
00:11:00 The Sacred Box
00:13:10 The Ceremonial Knife
00:17:25 Happy to see you
00:22:20 Taking the EOF Oath
00:27:45 Taking your measurements (for your EOF Hat & T-shirt)
00:32:10 EOF Mix Tape
00:35:50 EOF Feather
00:42:40 EOF Spray bottle
00:48:28 EOF Dry Sponge / Foam Thing
00:52:50 EOF Friends VHS Tape
01:00:30 EOF Keyboard
01:06:00 EOF Crayons
01:11:50 EOF Sleeves
Thanks!
Will never not upvote this.
Not on mobile, but I appreciate it anyways.
:)
The real MVP
I like how he never uses green screens, makes it better honestly
yeah, less stray pixels
"He is not friendless, who on Uncle E relies.
For in strange eons, the tingles he supplies."
I read it as the esoteric order of friendliness.
Me too
Zorgod me too
Was it not???
J.J. - It's a club for the friendless. Not friendlines
Same at first
Now he has a map. Damn he is really bringing this story to life. Im hooked
finally... a video that i can truly relate to
danny x2
danny saaaame
No friends - no problems
danny I know right
No friends - no one stealing your free time.
If all the people in the group of the friendless became friends, what would happen?
lee-roy jenkins time would stop, the universe implode, and also some cool explosions
Moe friends - moe problems
- Moe Szyslak
You don't become friends once in the cult, you become brothers.
lee-roy jenkins the same thing that happens when a member of the kids next door turns 13.
Actual cannibal Shia labouf Get out, Jojo trash.
Wow, the perfect club for making new friends.
Should be called Neighbors Club
Oof
I love your channel ephemeral, especially as to go all the way with costumes and characters!! Your so creative and you are criminally underated! So keep it up!! 👍👍👍👌👌
4:52 this video is so powerful im holding back tears
Kritz ! Shut yo sensitive ass up
Kritz ! Nvm I just cried
Kritz ! This conversation is familiar...
G lucch wus poppin jim🅱o?
Shit am I gonna cry again tonight lol
Man, I gotta say, the effort E gives and the work he puts into creating these videos is truly admirable. Cheers to you my friend.
- a big fan of your work from a little spot on the map called Greece.
I want a sequel for people who had friends but lost them.
it happens if you have killed all of them.
Thank you, for a walk welcome to E.O.F. I recently became a great fit in this club. As I was part of the "other kind" but their ways have parted from mine. Thank you once again.
Tbh, I love that soothing jazz at the beginning. I think this might be the 3rd video with it and it's starting to really grow on me.
I’ve been following for years, have no idea how I never saw this one cross my feed before. Regardless, I am one of those people who just work and sleep. Too introverted to make real life friends who are actual friends. I pretended for a minute this was real, and because it kind of hit home gave the relaxation of this video a different dynamic. Very good..goes in the classics library for me. 🙂
This really means a lot to me, as my only good friend left in my city just had to move away. Dunno how it managed to coincide with this video, but thank you. This has really helped my day.
Rift is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're going to get.
This guy puts so much thought, time, and effort into his videos. Rift your asmr videos are in my top 3 asmrists list and i have a high standards when it comes to my asmr. Your videos are well done and the lore behind them makes them that much better. Keep up the good work my man.
E.R. i think you should do an old timey detective role play. Like in black and white and you'd pull some bourbon out from under your desk and offer it to your client and like you'd have a trench coat. He could be like the arkham detective. Anyone else agree?
You're almost at 1,000 videos!
You've given me so many tingles and you've been a creative inspiration to me. Thank you so much! I love you!
now THIS is something I can get on board with
Ingrid Ma
why not get on board with the Nigerian Prince and get wired money
This is actually the best keyboard sounds I have ever heared, it knocked me right out.
Someone needs to preserve this guys mind. It's needed in the future.
the spray bottle + the sound of your footsteps as you walked to each side = MAX tingles~
great video, thank you so much!
I will gladly join your cult, sir.
tweetinger He had you at "banana" didn't he.
*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Well, do you have a banana in your pocket? Because it's a very selective club.
I really like these kind of fantasy settings.. one of the best asmr on youtube!
Finally, a club where I can fit in!
Can I just say. I found you on Spotify a few months ago and listen to you regularly. I finally decided to track down your UA-cam just to post this. I really love your work! You're really creative, witty, calming. I had to find somewhere to tell you how much you've helped me to sleep . Thank you and please continue the excellent content 👌🌸
If only such an organisation existed, could really use it after this pandemic.
The set stuff was an amazing touch! The illusion really helps force my mind to stop wandering off into the forests of stress.
This is one of my favorites because I have no friends.
Gawd I love this man. Bless you for coming to youtube and making these videos Rift. You're alright in my book
"That's me.. and those are all of my friends"
Me: same
Anyone else here loving their friends (also loving this vid!!!! A+++ content as always!!!)
When the doctor tells me that I am allowed to drink only one glass of wine per day..
*guess I'll die*
8:00
So glad I can watch this and keep me relaxed during the bad weather and keep my mind off the tornadoes and storms out here rn thank you rift. #prayforhouston
Congratulations on 1000 videos Uncle E!
Anyone else think the "storm" was one of the best parts? I've started watching videos with a second tab open playing storm sounds because of this.
Congrats on 1000 vids!
omg im not the only one who has been amped for this lol
Just want to say that you've been making excellent content at a god damn break neck pace Uncle E. Your stuff is often humorous, well thought out, relaxing and most importantly fun.
14:08
No dark ritual? No bodily fluid sacrament?... what is this about last EOF meeting? It was ONE BULL ok, I cleaned up the blood and deeplings, gosh dangit!
Honestly, the common room smelled like vitriol and viscera for 2 weeks because your stunt
+JTAG37 Oh come on, everybody knows that viscera is the best decoration you can get for your common room!
Sorry sir this is a christian server, no swearing
+Pure Rebel shush, he can say what he wants
It's a meme, my dude.
You know its gonna be amazing when it starts with this particular starting music
I guess 39k people so far do not have friends... I KNEW I was not the only one!
A True, True Friend and Gift Of A Friend are 2 childhood songs that just slapped me with nostalgia just with their names.
I got a total G Man vibe from the suit
I'm super excited to see what you have cooked up for your 1000th video coming out next! It's been a long 6 years, but ever since I found you in 2011, you've been a great bedfellow. Thanks for the work you put in to help us mere mortals sleep.
(Also amazing work in this video, very believable and relaxing character.)
I loved this video so much that I liked it twice 👍
Congrats on 1000 videos my friend. Been here since 1k subs. Glad to see you so successful now.
I have no need of friendship
Friendship causes pain
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain
I am a rock
I am an island
Ratelzwatel
if we're out here wring poetry, I got you my guy:
U N T I T L E D 1
I'm waiting for a friend I can call my own
Or perhaps a place to consider my home
Because it seems like everyone around me has grown
While I'm stuck in the past, feeling truly alone
I've been left behind
I'm looking for answers that are so hard to find
"Will it ever get better?
Will I ever make it through this unbearable weather?
Can I ever put these pieces back together?
Or will everyone move on, as I watch while tethered?"
A winter's day
In a deep and dark
December
I am alone
Gazing from my window to the streets below
On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow
I am a rock
I am an island
I've built walls
A fortress deep and mighty
That none may penetrate
I have no need of friendship, friendship causes pain
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain
I am a rock
I am an island
Don't talk of love
But I've heard the words before
It's sleeping in my memory
I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died
If I never loved I never would have cried
I am a rock
I am an island
I have my books
And my poetry to protect me
I am shielded in my armor
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb
I touch no one and no one touches me
I am a rock
I am an island
And a rock feels no pain
And an island never cries
Songwriters: Paul Simon
I Am a Rock lyrics © EMI Music Publishing, Universal Music Publishing Group
Charles MyName'sNotCharles nice poem
We got a lot of sad bois
@@aespyro *snaps in poetry*
I've been aware of the meaning of asmr before it became what it is now on youtube, I remember watching indian head massage videos of baba for relaxation 😂 crazy to see how big it got in such a short time many people who did experience it but had never heard of it now are fully aware of it, what I actually wanted to say though is that yes I've got a few favorites when it comes to asmr let's say artists, but I've not seen anyone else as dedicated when it comes to scene selection, clothing etc, as ER there's always so much variety diversity...you've really got my respect for what you do and the effort you put in producing your videos 👍 keep it up
What you say? It's an exclusive club for those who have no friends? Well, I WILL FIT PERFECTLY!
I love how really well done the background is! Especially the rest of the background stuff in your older videos~
Possible heresy detected.
Heresy detected
Deploying exterminatus
Deus vult.
CrestOfArtorias
DEUS VULT!
Ave Maria Deus Vult
Karl Gilbert
Non nobis Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam!
A Random Crusader - approximately how many Jerusalems do you take a day sir?
This one is an immediate classic. The thunder is so relaxing and the later return of it just hits the spot. The glass of EOFR is amazing!
This one and Relax with satan II on spotify please!
Isn't it weird that all of the characters look exactly like Rift but in different clothes?
YES!!! A VIDEO I CAN GET BEHIND!!!
All my friends are gone now, I fear I may be the last of my kind. I have selected this crying seal as my profile picture because it portrays my feelings of sadness.
How do I explain to my parents that I'm listening to a 40+ old man inviting me to a cult and whispers for my enjoyment
I always hated asmr roleplays but yours are awesome and the only ones that I enjoy. They're interesting and unique!
Anyone else think the rift universe is better than the the DC film universe (in terms of quality of video content)?
TheCheshireGamer are you talking about teen titans go
Burger Link thats a Tv show... This person is talking about "The D.C. Film universe" which is only the films!
Yes
TheCheshireGamer yup
To clarify, I'm talking about the DC film universe, the comics will forever be awesome but the movies don't hold up on the whole compared to marvel, although ironically my 3 favourite superhero films are both DC (Watchmen, dark knight, dark knight rises) however they are a few cases of brilliance in a show of painfully mediocre from DC. However Marvel consistently produce quality films, though they may not hit the peak-highs of The Dark Knight etc, they are better on average than DC films. That's just my opinion
4:39 '' thats me, and those are all of my friends'' couldn't relate more ER.
Fantastic
I think the best about Ephemeral Rift videos is not that they are ASMR, but they tell stories. Interesting, fascinating, scary, funny stories, like that guy with whom you sit around a firecamp into the gentle night and listen to religiously.
May I vote for a change of the name of the order? I recommend "The Fraternal Order for the Faint of Friends, otherwise known as F-OFF"
This one's right on target! I'm definitely a member of this exquisite club.
For Mobile
00:00:00 Arkham, Massachusetts
00:00:00 Greetings & Salutations
00:08:00 A glass of EOFR
00:11:00 The Sacred Box
00:13:10 The Ceremonial Knife
00:17:25 Happy to see you
00:22:20 Taking the EOF Oath
00:27:45 Taking your measurements (for your EOF Hat & T-shirt)
00:32:10 EOF Mix Tape
00:35:50 EOF Feather
00:42:40 EOF Spray bottle
00:48:28 EOF Dry Sponge / Foam Thing
00:52:50 EOF Friends VHS Tape
01:00:30 EOF Keyboard
01:06:00 EOF Crayons
01:11:50 EOF Sleeves
No, I'm not trying to get likes. I'm trying to help my fellow mobile users skip around.
MC Wonders
unsung hero
thank you patrick:))
Best ASMRist out there, no doubt. Love your videos Rift, keep up the good work!!👌
So I clicked on a random timestamp in the comments.
Uncle E intensely stared into the camera and whispered
"Banana"
If only there was clubs like this.
Has anyone here ever actually finished an epherimal rift video?
IrishSunburn I have :O
Ben Cohen Can confirm. I got 10 minutes in before falling asleep last night haha.
IrishSunburn I have but it takes me quite a few attempts. First or second time I usually pass out within 10 min. Then by the 3rd or 4th time it takes about 30 min. By the 5th time I watch the whole thing lol but not really lol, it's sad when I know the video won't put me to sleep anymore :(
IrishSunburn ye
I listen to them when I'm lonely, so yeah, each one I've watched
happy 1000th video anniversary !!! keep up with the great work.
Is no one going to talk about the scythe in the background?
Perhaps.
Very creative use of the wine glass. This Video is golden!
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
you would know that wouldn't you Preston Garvey, I bet there's loads of settlements in the mojave aren't there you persistent fuck
Preston Garvey AVE TO CAESAR
Preston Garvey Preston doesn't patroll the Mojave.
Preston Garvey There's some shit that needs eating; here, let me mark it on your map.
Preston Garvey I thought that was A weeb's job.
Ive been watching your videos for years.. You're an OG and I aspire to create videos half this unique
Greetings from Germany
Papaco , o Pistoleiro
Get some education.
Now THAT escalated quickly, like what the hell?
xTheLuap greetings from Spain
grüßle ausm schwobaländle:)
goodbye from california
Congrats on 1000 videos, Paul!
arkham map lookin like my prison architect maps
Deachuu HAH
That thing with the ping pong ball and the glass was so good! Very unique.
I'm gonna Ephemeral Drift off to this video.. Gn guys!
Lee Morales NO MORE OF THIS
yes, please do stop. this was a one time thing
Looking sharp Rift. I could see this "series" or character becoming one of my faves. BTW the storm helps with relaxation, at least for me.
Lookin fine, ER !
Zhanchii - a fine looking emergency room (just joking around man)
"all exclusive" is far superior to being all inclusive. Love the video!
I feel like all his vids are just one big story. Like if you agree!
I have insomnia and I burn through these videos occasionally and they make me laugh in some parts
its pretty ironic that the friendless have a private club therefore further impairing there ability to make friends
wow, the “raining” sounds sounded SO realistic, like it did not even sound like it was a part of the video. I had to take out my headphones three times to understand that it did not rain outside.
Can we get a video about a tfhs inside job
The lighting on this video was incredible!
-INSERT JOKE WRITTEN BY SOMEONE ELSE
-SAY "OMG I can't believe I got so many likes and replies"
-SOMEONE STEALS JOKE
INFINITE LOOP
Edit: HOLY HELL I GOT 1 LIKE THX EVERYONE WHO LIKED I WILL GIVE U EVERYTHING IN MY WILLY
Edit: *WILL
That Channel I liked the unedited version better
That Channel beware the Irony Spiral son, it's a vicious loop
Fucking love this comment aha XD
Edit: Insert willy here...
What happens when someone copies this?
The perfect mix of Mr Rogers/Rod Serling/John Waters/ER. Made for an enjoyable lunch break :)
Let's play some Russian Roulette every 5th like is a Jake Pauler.
Weird Person Jake Paulers with a S at the end. Only true Jake Paulers know you always put the s at the end even if it is singular
Weird Person out God there's 4 likes I must not like
Weird Person Welcome to like limbo
you always make me feel better when i'm feeling crummy rift, thank you
All my friends are dead. Push me to the edge
i don't care if you cryyy
Michael Yentis crawling in my skin
Reggie LovesLife these wounds, they will not heal
hello i dont really know the lyrics so.. wake me up inside
I came in like a wrecking ball
This is a really good one. I say it demands a sequel with imaginary friend's
Do my six cats count as "friends"?
Nuclear Matt
furry feline friends, yes
I've never been so happy to be completely alone, thank you EOF
Not only do I have no friends but not one of my fellow EOFers can even give me a fucking Like on my comment, FML
Hey uncle E, for your next lets eat can you taste burger and fries? Thanks!
I love the structure you've built for the arkham sanitarium. You tie for my favorite asmr source with Dr. T