TikTok Live is WEIRD

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  • @andro2281
    @andro2281 Рік тому +19087

    This gives your older sibling telling you to get off the internet vibes

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Рік тому +520

      And some people definitely need that

    • @listening...-xr1kx
      @listening...-xr1kx Рік тому +156

      And I wish I could but I'm addicted

    • @lucyfer6g6
      @lucyfer6g6 Рік тому +183

      For me , its giving younger sibling, more versed in the depths of the internet , warning me

    • @TaruOwO
      @TaruOwO Рік тому +34

      ​@@lucyfer6g6oh god

    • @TaruOwO
      @TaruOwO Рік тому +33

      I had never thought about the consequences of using the interned while having siblings..

  • @invadersickness
    @invadersickness Рік тому +12954

    TikTok lives are like character ramdomizer. In some I learned how to make homemade ramen from scratch, how to correctly grow vegetables, and stuff about gold fish. The other times I witnessed a live where someone was cosplaying a male character giving birth.

    • @blossomangelwerecat9502
      @blossomangelwerecat9502 Рік тому +490

      Also what was the horrendous filter that squeaky toy girl was using to make it look like she was crying that another really strange Tiktok live milker uses..? I hate it so much

    • @IloveZombez
      @IloveZombez Рік тому +260

      ..was it the mha birth thing?

    • @invadersickness
      @invadersickness Рік тому +225

      @@IloveZombez It was a JJK cosplay

    • @IloveZombez
      @IloveZombez Рік тому +133

      @@invadersickness oh god

    • @cascharles3838
      @cascharles3838 Рік тому +217

      ​@@invadersickness JOHN F KENNEDY?!?@?@

  • @cocovcoco
    @cocovcoco Рік тому +8488

    Yall ever see the shrimp rave livestreams? The guy that runs the account uses the livestreams to raise awareness for the conservation of the specific species of shrimp he raises. And sometimes the shrimp dance to cotton eye joe. It’s fabulous.

  • @earthsfinaldays6235
    @earthsfinaldays6235 Рік тому +2871

    Tiktok live is honestly so dystopian to me like it feels like something straight out of a black mirror episode- just thousands of people willing to do whatever for money.

    • @Amaymay1000
      @Amaymay1000 Рік тому +14

      Lol...yes...I went on for my business. What ..iss....this. I can not stand the app. Seems possessed

    • @ChevereJones
      @ChevereJones Рік тому +19

      OMG IVE BEEN SAYING THIS this is some Orwellian shit, giving 1984, giving animal farm, giving the giver

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 10 місяців тому +7

      "Just thousands of people doing whatever they can for money"
      Imperialism and capitalism; 🤓

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 10 місяців тому +3

      ​​@@ChevereJones why does everyone go for this comparison almost immediately when something slightly different comes up. If I had some money every time someone made this comparison no matter how unrelated to said comparison, I'd be rich tbh.

    • @ChevereJones
      @ChevereJones 10 місяців тому +5

      @@fawnieee look up the definition of dystopian. Assuming you can even read which might be a stretch 😂 ✋🏻

  • @simplystoned420
    @simplystoned420 Рік тому +338

    "Is this doing anything for you, big boy?" Had me CACKLING please never change

  • @funkyfrogbait
    @funkyfrogbait  Рік тому +6807

    Just in case it wasn’t clear, I have absolutely nothing against any of these creators. A lot of them are very dedicated to what they do, the internet is just a weird place and it’s fun to laugh at stuff. Also like this comment if you noticed my earrings were crooked within the first thirty seconds of the video.

    • @tatertotbobaandpieck
      @tatertotbobaandpieck Рік тому +183

      You may not having anything against these creators, but I do! They all need therapy lmfao

    • @kennethcook8598
      @kennethcook8598 Рік тому +22

      Love your content! Keep up the good work.👍

    • @lilroseg0l153
      @lilroseg0l153 Рік тому +7

      Yes

    • @lilroseg0l153
      @lilroseg0l153 Рік тому +5

      @@tatertotbobaandpieck true

    • @MythicalWaterMammal
      @MythicalWaterMammal Рік тому +14

      I got excited when you showed PersianLatina, I like the squirrel she spicy

  • @catscratchqueen
    @catscratchqueen Рік тому +3023

    0:45 the cat here is named butters. he has a neurological condition, but despite not being able to move much independently he seems happy and his owner takes good care of him :)

    • @faithrawlings8413
      @faithrawlings8413 Рік тому +380

      A severe case of Cerebellar Hypoplasia, meaning his cerebellum did not fully form, leading to movement issues. Not painful or progressive:)

    • @ghost.orchid
      @ghost.orchid Рік тому +296

      I like Butters but I can't watch those lives. It just makes me feel bad for the poor guy, even if he is happy and has a good life.

    • @projectanimation7730
      @projectanimation7730 Рік тому +125

      @@ghost.orchidagreed! I can’t watch, it makes me want to drive to my local animal shelter for cuddles. That’s not a bad thing, it just makes me feel sad somehow haha.

    • @psychotophatcat
      @psychotophatcat Рік тому +76

      Because of people posting content about their kitties with CH I have a much broader concept of the sort of animal I would be able to care for. It makes me happy to see developmentally different kitties with such loving owners, living their best lives.

    • @ghostsontrains7629
      @ghostsontrains7629 Рік тому +6

      i feel like his quality of life is so not there she really should consider the other option

  • @igotboredthinking
    @igotboredthinking Рік тому +3435

    Saw a tiktok live that was just a stream from a camera attached to a cats collar. Best (and only good) live on the app.

  • @greenbeanjoe
    @greenbeanjoe Рік тому +579

    That squirrel’s slap was PERSONAL 3:06

    • @rosielps1818
      @rosielps1818 6 місяців тому +10

      WHACHA! 👋

    • @bishielurfer
      @bishielurfer 4 місяці тому +11

      That one had me burst out laughing. The way they turned the blobfish to look at the camera really got me.

  • @yurikagarin6393
    @yurikagarin6393 Рік тому +258

    I remember I used to listen to a guy on tiktok live who read bedtime stories. It was my favorite part of the week.

    • @aidenssadagain
      @aidenssadagain 2 місяці тому +1

      i remember that too!!!! loved him

  • @amyn1864
    @amyn1864 Рік тому +2419

    Honestly the dude with the tattoos is a really nice guy. Him and his fiance are really nice people. He's addressed the face tattoos and it wasn't anything racially motivated he just got carried away and didn't think of any repercussions until it was already done. He ends up doing a lot of religion talk because his comments are flooded with ppl telling him he's going to hell and assuming he's a Satan worshiper but he handles it well and is actually really well spoken.

    • @doritoarts9878
      @doritoarts9878 Рік тому +217

      Faith in humanity restored :)

    • @anthonytonythegeek5561
      @anthonytonythegeek5561 Рік тому

      Good to see he’s at least not an ass.

    • @kiltedstrong
      @kiltedstrong Рік тому +146

      Good to hear he's not disrespectful!

    • @KimC657
      @KimC657 Рік тому +137

      Thanks for the peek behind the curtain on that one. I was wondering what the deal was with that one.

    • @mayo_nnaise7112
      @mayo_nnaise7112 Рік тому +33

      talk about not judging a book by its cover, dang.

  • @johannfunn6962
    @johannfunn6962 Рік тому +1879

    I’m honestly impressed with how the idle animation tiktoker holds their pose, considering how one of their arms is up the whole time

    • @azpont7275
      @azpont7275 Рік тому +104

      Holding up your arm a long time can cut off circulation, it’s not advised to do for prolonged periods.
      There was a man in India who held his arm up for decades in protest, the arm became unusable.

    • @eatingmygrandmasbed
      @eatingmygrandmasbed Рік тому +25

      @@azpont7275 do u know what was he protesting?

    • @azpont7275
      @azpont7275 Рік тому

      @@eatingmygrandmasbed For world peace.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amar_Bharati

    • @andieallison6792
      @andieallison6792 11 місяців тому

      @@azpont7275 several minutes =/= decades

    • @aileenesmail
      @aileenesmail 10 місяців тому

      ​@@azpont7275 omg

  • @Mushroom.0Manz
    @Mushroom.0Manz Рік тому +4432

    I once saw a live of that vegan teacher, in a bra dancing. I am traumatized.

    • @TweetyElf
      @TweetyElf Рік тому +335

      I’m sorry WHAT???

    • @Mushroom.0Manz
      @Mushroom.0Manz Рік тому +273

      @@TweetyElf it was like my second day on TikTok too!

    • @S0m3thingab0utp0is0n
      @S0m3thingab0utp0is0n Рік тому +271

      Oh my god are you okay do you need therapy

    • @TheNerdWithStandards
      @TheNerdWithStandards Рік тому +166

      Warning shes still dancing to Disney music doing that rn not kidding im scared.

    • @Mushroom.0Manz
      @Mushroom.0Manz Рік тому +106

      @@S0m3thingab0utp0is0n I do need therapy but for a different reason. That image though……. It’s stuck in my head…..

  • @MadisonJackson-zy3dm
    @MadisonJackson-zy3dm 5 місяців тому +14

    One time I stumbled upon a live featuring a guy as a VR dinosaur avatar answering questions about dinosaurs and it was honestly a lovely time!
    There was also a trend of people making lives of themselves doing scratcher lotto tickets.
    Not all of them are horrible, it’s just that you have to sort through a lot of dog turds

  • @kinda_cold_in_the_closet
    @kinda_cold_in_the_closet Рік тому +133

    8:00 I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE THAT OTHER PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THIS IS

  • @swllzllck133
    @swllzllck133 Рік тому +1538

    for about a week straight i would see a british dude crying really hard and stacking cards.

    • @Elliehasanaccount
      @Elliehasanaccount Рік тому +69

      why do you type like this?

    • @lunar_proxy
      @lunar_proxy Рік тому +48

      @@Elliehasanaccount they have a homestuck pfp, it's probably a typing quirk thing 💀

    • @amyoutube494
      @amyoutube494 Рік тому +24

      what's wrong?

    • @silly-skallywag
      @silly-skallywag Рік тому +21

      ​@L-M i don't wanna start an argument or anything but what's the point of typing quirks 💀💀

    • @amyoutube494
      @amyoutube494 Рік тому +8

      @@silly-skallywag maybe self expression or they feel it's extra or smthng

  • @OllieverHart
    @OllieverHart Рік тому +662

    The ending where you yelled at us to not leave was almost something out of a psychological horror type game or something along the lines of that. It was pretty unsettling to be but a very clever way to end the video!!!

    • @trevorleder
      @trevorleder Рік тому +9

      right! like something bad will happen when we stop watching their video(s)

    • @jontell726
      @jontell726 11 місяців тому +15

      Doki doki literature club-esque

    • @bailoutexists
      @bailoutexists 4 місяці тому

      just monika

    • @aidenssadagain
      @aidenssadagain 2 місяці тому

      i was like D:

    • @chris-dd6te
      @chris-dd6te 2 дні тому

      I was actually about to leave the video, that scared me tf out

  • @paranoid.magpie492
    @paranoid.magpie492 Рік тому +611

    Everytime TikTok live pops up on my FYP, it triggers my fight-or-flight response. It feels like a bizarre look into an alternate reality that is very very hostile in ways I cannot describe

    • @stinesfloy
      @stinesfloy Рік тому +14

      Most accurate description of my feelings about tik tok. 😂

  • @mandychuu
    @mandychuu Рік тому +22

    Honestly though, I really do enjoy your insight and energy in these things. You have such a wicked sense of humor, so thank YOU for taking the time out of your precious life to entertain us.

  • @Patchesn0x
    @Patchesn0x 8 місяців тому +64

    4:49 "the poison for kusco kuscos poison the poison designed specifically to kill kusco that poison?" ahh voice

    • @un.lucky.clover
      @un.lucky.clover 4 місяці тому +7

      the emperors new groove mentioned😭

    • @brockpiano
      @brockpiano 4 місяці тому +6

      i JUST saw that part, thought he sounded like kronk, then scrolled down and saw this comment 10 seconds later

  • @gh0stgarbage
    @gh0stgarbage Рік тому +2919

    The formerly “safe” ASMR has gone the borderline NSFW route if not outright NSFW but it confuses and upsets my misophonia

    • @rabbitrulez
      @rabbitrulez Рік тому +113

      I always get a jumpscare when I go into the asmr section on UA-cam and see that stuff and I’m like why, why must this happen.

    • @rabbitrulez
      @rabbitrulez Рік тому +2

      @@laluneroi true :(( I just wanted those cute wholesome ones not some weird incest shit

    • @lunar_proxy
      @lunar_proxy Рік тому +116

      there is normal asmr, then there's... there... is...... th....
      "your bully teases you on the train" (the teasing=literally a hj; i don't want to hear that bro what)

    • @turqussy
      @turqussy Рік тому +107

      yeah the nsfw porn audios rebranding themselves as asmr is what les 12 y/o mr down a rabbit hole of porn addiction and i may never be able to properly have a normal sexual development that isnt fucked with. great 👍

    • @kitbitz9795
      @kitbitz9795 Рік тому +75

      ​​@@turqussy dude I am so sorry to respond to this at random but holy shit I think that's what happened to me too. Literally cannot escape and while some people may be all "how is that a bad thing ://" it makes me so mad at myself for ever getting curious during my first days with a personal phone/device. Editing to say I was 12 at the time of getting that first phone, and now I'm 19. Just to make it clear I am not a minor at this point in time LMAO it was 7 years ago
      Honestly, it may even be why I've settled with being demisexual because of all the shit I've heard/seen 😰

  • @SheepasaurusRex
    @SheepasaurusRex Рік тому +2838

    hilariously, the belle delphine clone you showed, cherry crush, used to be a big asmrtist on youtube until she became an adult film star. idk if she still does that or not but seeing her again felt like whiplash
    *edit:* i know she was around before belle delphine and thank you for informing me many times that she was a pornstar before a youtuber lol

    • @MythicalWaterMammal
      @MythicalWaterMammal Рік тому +54

      I thought she did them at the same time and had to stop bc people always brought it up. I could be wrong I haven't watched her asmr/youtube in a couple years and I always skip her tt lives. I just know people would make comments and one time during a live stream on twitch she had to stop bc most of what viewers were talking about/asking about her other videos even after a half an hour of asking for the chat and live to be PG. Again I could be missing some information due to time and when I watched her it was for a short amount of time and I wasn't the biggest fan.

    • @SheepasaurusRex
      @SheepasaurusRex Рік тому +7

      @@MythicalWaterMammal yeah idr it's been like 10 years since she did asmr or something. i just know the story vaguely

    • @SheepasaurusRex
      @SheepasaurusRex Рік тому +11

      @@MythicalWaterMammal oh fuck she still does asmr lmao oops

    • @C4LIC0RPSE
      @C4LIC0RPSE Рік тому +15

      i used to watch her asmr back in the day and when i came back to see if she had any more good uploads recently i just felt a little disappointed in the world. everyone has the right to choose what they wanna do and i would never wanna disrespect someone for what they do but i definitely miss her older style.

    • @tacticalrefrigerator
      @tacticalrefrigerator Рік тому +12

      The artist to adult film star pipeline is crazy

  • @ms_gothicc2402
    @ms_gothicc2402 Рік тому +630

    Cherry Crush has been creating adult centered content with her aesthic wayyyy before Belle Delphine (I found her on Tumblr around 2014), what a blast from the past

    • @klownofkether6996
      @klownofkether6996 Рік тому +58

      So true!! If anything the e-girls/belle delphines of today stem directly from her and other OG tumblr girls

    • @scarletm9091
      @scarletm9091 Рік тому +12

      @@klownofkether6996 UA-camr is a typical gen z she wouldnt know belle dalphine didnt invent this style

    • @doritos4956
      @doritos4956 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@scarletm9091 most people wouldn't. Belle blew up, the ones before her didn't. And most don't use tumblr enough or interact with communities like that enough to know

    • @doritos4956
      @doritos4956 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@scarletm9091 most people wouldn't. Belle blew up, the ones before her didn't. And most don't use tumblr enough or interact with communities like that enough to know

  • @Wondering_Silas
    @Wondering_Silas Рік тому +92

    The belle delphine effect gotta be the strangest for me. Like the other one are just like shock humor for kids like the screaming stuff, but the belle delphine effect straight up sexualizes children and childlike behavior. Even ageplay, a kink accused of this effect doesn’t actually do that it’s so weird

    • @vasupboi9713
      @vasupboi9713 4 місяці тому +8

      Genuine question... Doesn't age play sexualize childlike behavior though? Like isn't that the whole point? Like I feel like what she's doing is age play?

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Місяць тому +1

      I think it IS age play, technically, but unlike people in normal kink relationships, it's just being broadcast to people instead of being kept in a consensual context.

    • @Wondering_Silas
      @Wondering_Silas Місяць тому +1

      @@mastermarkus5307 age play is a relationship dynamic that involves role play it’s not the sexualization of children or childlike behaviors. Kink ≠ sex and 90% of the time people aren’t having sex while practicing dynamic kinks like age play (yes I’m a kinkster, yes I’m active in BDSM, yes I know there are some who do sexualize age play but it’s not the majority)

    • @Wondering_Silas
      @Wondering_Silas Місяць тому

      @@vasupboi9713 no, age play is a relationship dynamic, the thrill of having control over another, no sex is involved while practicing age play or any other role play based kinks like pet play and primal play

  • @misterpeachy2213
    @misterpeachy2213 3 місяці тому +8

    The problem with TikTok live these days is that people use them to just have random conversations with each other in a group and they don’t talk about one certain topic. I know that by experience because i’ve created live vids on TikTok before where i’ve just walked a dog or talked about nothing at all 😂

  • @jamiemango1203
    @jamiemango1203 Рік тому +753

    I've just binged all your commentary videos and I hope you continue to make more cause you're genuinely so freaking funny !!!!!!!!!!

  • @Disast3rSoup
    @Disast3rSoup Рік тому +553

    One time I saw an actual exorcism on TikTok with an audience of people in the background.most of the people getting demons exorcised were kids-so yeah it was pretty freaky
    I really wish I was making this up.

    • @azzurradurigon1945
      @azzurradurigon1945 Рік тому +57

      If that wasn't staged it may just be a cult. Many cult survivors have described similiar things :/

    • @Disast3rSoup
      @Disast3rSoup Рік тому +42

      @@azzurradurigon1945 yeah probably,I just hope those kids are ok,the ones “getting exorcised” and the ones watching

    • @Nat0521
      @Nat0521 Рік тому

      Wait I know what you’re talking about. Is it that one bitch with the brown hair?

    • @cl0v3rg4rd3n
      @cl0v3rg4rd3n Рік тому +4

      i used to see that shit all the time in 2021 oh my god it's so weird

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Місяць тому

      That's fucked! Considering demons aren't real, if they aren't outright faking it, that's just abusing a mentally ill child.

  • @Over_cooked_egg_noodle
    @Over_cooked_egg_noodle Рік тому +345

    I have tourettes and I saw someone use their child with tourettes who was having a tick attack and they obviously did not consent

    • @S0m3thingab0utp0is0n
      @S0m3thingab0utp0is0n Рік тому +79

      God I hate influencer parents

    • @Emma-ei2zk
      @Emma-ei2zk Рік тому +63

      This reminds me of those parents who have a camera set up infront of their clearly suffering sick child in hospital to farm for gifts on tik tok

    • @Over_cooked_egg_noodle
      @Over_cooked_egg_noodle Рік тому +4

      @@Emma-ei2zk yeah :(

    • @fernvines
      @fernvines Рік тому +3

      I don't have tourettes but I get lots of violent spasms and ticks. It lasts around an hour or two and it's really scary. Advice? Can I stop them?

    • @fernvines
      @fernvines Рік тому +2

      It's stopping me from being able to do basic tasks. And interferes with daily life.

  • @ERR0RC0DE2
    @ERR0RC0DE2 Рік тому +4

    i only like 3 tiktok lives
    1) those egg peeling ones (if they dont start cutting off molecules of the shell near the end)
    2) the coin pusher ones (if they are close to the edge)
    3) raccoonravine

  • @Ella._.claireee
    @Ella._.claireee Рік тому +18

    The “burn grass eat ass and have a good time” is my new fav sentence ❤😂

  • @paxformichella9834
    @paxformichella9834 Рік тому +334

    as someone who has never made it through more than 15 seconds of an asmr video. i am fascinated by the evolution from my buddy first explaining the concept to me back in like 2016 and talking about one of their favorite creators who showed cleavage in her videos, to a guy in a spiderman costume grating his mic on tik tok live

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Рік тому +15

      I have tried practicing ASMR because I thought there MUST be a type of ASMR that was right for me.
      So I kept clicking through the videos and in the end, I just cried. It felt like barbed wire in my ear, it's awful.

    • @MouthwashTyphoon
      @MouthwashTyphoon Рік тому

      @@Widdekuu91sounds like you have misophonia my friend

    • @KimC657
      @KimC657 Рік тому

      ⁠@@Widdekuu91 I might be showing my age here, but could you please tell me what ASMR stands for?

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Рік тому +7

      @@KimC657 No clue what it stands for, but it's noise that makes people feel "tingly."
      Nothing sexual, but it is people that like the noise of paper rustling and tapping your fingers on a glass of water.

    • @KimC657
      @KimC657 Рік тому +1

      @@Widdekuu91 thanks!

  • @jaxlewis6604
    @jaxlewis6604 Рік тому +190

    why is no one talking about 6:46 "I'm here to burn grass, eat ass, and have a good time"

    • @DeemaCloud
      @DeemaCloud Рік тому +1

      In the words of john edmund mulaney recollecting a memory
      "Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs"

    • @KimC657
      @KimC657 Рік тому +4

      That cracked me up!

    • @gh0stlyars0n1st
      @gh0stlyars0n1st Рік тому +7

      New life motto

    • @ChaoticFan69
      @ChaoticFan69 2 місяці тому +1

      I wrote that shit down for my yearbook quote

  • @glendacarlson3226
    @glendacarlson3226 Рік тому +450

    2:53 i can tell she was trying her hardest not to burst out laughing the whole stream

    • @SOOSILLLYY
      @SOOSILLLYY Рік тому +17

      *they

    • @Certified_SIMP
      @Certified_SIMP 11 місяців тому

      @@SOOSILLLYY I think they were talking about the person doing the live lol

    • @mackback319
      @mackback319 10 місяців тому

      ​@@SOOSILLLYYi believe the squirrel puppet person goes by she/her but idrk

    • @Joyoyooo
      @Joyoyooo 10 місяців тому

      ​@@SOOSILLLYYthat's a they?

    • @nonexitingsoulofaweeb2379
      @nonexitingsoulofaweeb2379 10 місяців тому

      They are nonbinary

  • @thebath3578
    @thebath3578 Рік тому +20

    One time during my physics lesson, a couple of girls on my table hid a phone behind their phone case and filmed a tiktok live where they said that if they got a certain amount of views and likes they would show their.....private bits and the fact people actually liked the live and wanted to join it was just absolutely apauling to me. I mean they meant it as a joke but it is still disgusting and I am horrified.

    • @Teachmepleaseeee
      @Teachmepleaseeee 9 місяців тому

      OH MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE

  • @Pearlescent_rose
    @Pearlescent_rose 6 місяців тому +10

    Funkyfrogbait ur literally the only person i can watch an entire video of without getting even slightly bored, please never stop doing what you are doing

  • @black_lemon5258
    @black_lemon5258 Рік тому +395

    This was exactly the 11 minutes I need till my cooking is done.
    Perfect timing, but also I was wondering when someone would go on this exact topic

    • @black_lemon5258
      @black_lemon5258 Рік тому +23

      If your wondering, I miserably failed at it :,]
      I only have sad canned peaches left

    • @MID-CRISIS27
      @MID-CRISIS27 Рік тому +9

      ​@@black_lemon5258 nooo :(

  • @eugenelufwise
    @eugenelufwise Рік тому +417

    so the girls at 1:23 are actually saying “pussy girl” and it’s a russian joke related to the singer Egor Kreed and his album “pussy boy” and the way he pronounces it

  • @crowsandkings
    @crowsandkings Рік тому +304

    I personally love the squirrel finger puppet dancing lives
    He's somehow so captivating

    • @Leotastick
      @Leotastick Рік тому +22

      Me too. I love sandy and her husband. *(Ye they have lore omg its so fun. I don't watch for the asmr anymore it's for sandy.)*

  • @StormyTalks
    @StormyTalks 8 місяців тому +13

    The cheese grater on the Blue Yeti mic hurt me personally, as a content creator who uses that mic. You hurt me, Spider-Man. You hurt me real bad.

  • @kiki-b5f
    @kiki-b5f Рік тому +36

    6:07 them thangs yeller 🟡🟡🟨🟨⭐⭐💛💛

  • @Ace0fspades354
    @Ace0fspades354 Рік тому +150

    I stumbled on "squeaky toy in throat" woman recently on my FYP. She was claiming to be breastfeeding her dog. Except when the woman she was talking to on the phone said there was no dog under the blanket, "squeaky" pulled back the blanket to reveal one of her feet. I blocked her after that.

  • @owen.o.z._5283
    @owen.o.z._5283 Рік тому +265

    8:05 is literally just black face. like, it is tattooed, blackout, with bright red lips. thats not even on accident. thats just straight up tattooed, on purpose black face.

  • @Sa1ntNicolas
    @Sa1ntNicolas Рік тому +488

    I’m traumatized by TikTok lives like at this point if I see one I have war flashbacks from the stuff I have seen anyway my point is be prepared there is some weird stuff especially since you can’t turn off lives showing up on your fyp. edit: I also want to note that this doesn’t make them any money like TikTok takes such a big portion of this gift money (if they aren’t with a company that does this) that they don’t make a lot even with a company

    • @sailor.neptxne
      @sailor.neptxne Рік тому +1

      or even now with sponsored videos

    • @Sa1ntNicolas
      @Sa1ntNicolas Рік тому +1

      @@sailor.neptxne OMG yes I have had 10 billion sponsored videos on my fyp lately I was fine with a few every once in a while now it’s every 4 scrolls it’s crazy especially the shop posts also with that self defense staff that will break if you hit it on anything

    • @the25thprime
      @the25thprime Рік тому

      What’s on it

  • @GoatofSteel
    @GoatofSteel Рік тому +42

    3:53 OH MY GOD I KNOW-

  • @Just-Milooo
    @Just-Milooo 11 місяців тому +1

    you scared the shit outta me, at like 10:00 I was already looking for another video to watch the "where are you going" made my heart drop so quick

  • @0-BURCH-0
    @0-BURCH-0 Рік тому +276

    Is it just me that found the ending to the video excitingly creepy in a way. I love the effort she put into the end with the scream of “I don’t want to be alone” getting perfectly cut off makes me so happy to see. Although that could be in a kinda messed up sense. Love the videos and keep up the work❤

    • @DKestrel
      @DKestrel Рік тому +21

      I loved it too! I must admit I was about to click off and right in that moment it caught me off guard. It was so creepy

    • @briannagutierrez587
      @briannagutierrez587 Рік тому +13

      BRO I WAS ACTUALLY IGONNA HOP TO ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR VID AND THAT JUST FREAKED ME OUT BRO ITS SO WELL DONE

  • @AHHHHHHHHHH5109
    @AHHHHHHHHHH5109 Рік тому +255

    One time I saw a tik tok live of a guy trying to peel some kind of egg without breaking the transparent layer under the shell

    • @ghost.orchid
      @ghost.orchid Рік тому +23

      Those lives plagued my FYP for over a month

    • @AHHHHHHHHHH5109
      @AHHHHHHHHHH5109 Рік тому +4

      @@ghost.orchid did they ever succeed?

    • @MoodyMickey
      @MoodyMickey Рік тому +1

      No, because I’ve seen those too

    • @blcksvvan
      @blcksvvan Рік тому +6

      i watched it for like 20 mins without noticing how much time had passed 😭

    • @gaspshichat
      @gaspshichat Рік тому +7

      ​@@AHHHHHHHHHH5109
      i have watched several and each time they have succeeded

  • @friendlym1rifle
    @friendlym1rifle Рік тому +143

    4:08 listen this is quality ASMR. Nothing can top this.

  • @ri____h3nr628
    @ri____h3nr628 Рік тому +34

    Why is 8:37
    The most replayed part what the frick are ya'll doing on here!?

  • @McShavey
    @McShavey 7 місяців тому +3

    You'll never be alone.
    .... that looks so much more menacing written down.

  • @tori6943
    @tori6943 Рік тому +312

    i remember there was controversy about those belle delphine clones a few years ago bc some of them (i think one of them was the one in the video you showed but i'm too scared to look it up) because they would make adult videos specifically dressed as child anime characters. one of them even rented out an actual classroom in a middle school in japan to make a Video 😭

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey Рік тому +36

      Wtf

    • @G00dTaste
      @G00dTaste Рік тому +33

      Imagine being one of the kids who uses that classroom 😭😭😭

    • @rimkokoa3766
      @rimkokoa3766 Рік тому +3

      I think I know the one your talking about and it’s definitely not the one shown in the video but don’t quote me on that cuz didn’t fact check it.

    • @irebosileolaolopade8880
      @irebosileolaolopade8880 Рік тому +9

      NNAAAAAH LMFAO

    • @ObeyLucifer
      @ObeyLucifer Рік тому +12

      Humanity is doomed

  • @b3nnefits
    @b3nnefits Рік тому +174

    4:35 my friend and I were in that stream just laughing together, funniest thing I had watched that day. She later said her dogs were sick and confused everyone about her feet.

  • @spiddy9046
    @spiddy9046 Рік тому +106

    I VERY often get that spiderman dude with the cheese grater, it's good to know that I'm not alone in this

  • @corrupted_kkitty
    @corrupted_kkitty Рік тому +9

    I WAS DOING MY HOMEWORK WHILE LISTENING TO THIS AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING- 💀

  • @stellarpanda1431
    @stellarpanda1431 8 місяців тому +2

    I also have seen the ones of random asian women trying little lamps and throwing them aggressively into boxes while they look like they are being exploided and wanna die lol

  • @christophermaxieii8727
    @christophermaxieii8727 Рік тому +97

    10:01 blew me away - you called me out 😩.
    Best channel I’ve encountered in a very long time.

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta Рік тому +5

      the theater kid really jumped out there and I loved it heheh

  • @cwdrn
    @cwdrn Рік тому +138

    i saw the person on live for TEN DAYS and they were just doing like.. idle animations as a doll 😭

    • @cwdrn
      @cwdrn Рік тому +13

      wait nvm you showed them LMAO

  • @That_0
    @That_0 Рік тому +166

    you sound like a very un-entertained news anchor…and i love it! ly ❤️

  • @AkaneCelesHiko
    @AkaneCelesHiko Рік тому +1

    At 9:13, and my kids are now awake because I bust out laughing. Thank you. Your content, overall, is just gold. Keep up the sharp wit and sarcasm.

  • @Ceranyx
    @Ceranyx 10 місяців тому +3

    There’s one live I stumbled across. A pigeon, seemingly distressed, in a sort of swing. Through investigation, I found the pigeon was named rue. She was hit by a car, and the wildlife rescuer who owned the acc/live, was giving her physical therapy to allow her to walk again. It’s been a few months, but I used to check on that live every day. That’s the one live that I love :)

  • @JesseWicker28
    @JesseWicker28 Рік тому +18

    the only lives i ever watch are those ones of ducklings swimming around in somebody’s kitchen sink

  • @CyberCervine
    @CyberCervine Рік тому +45

    That glassy eyes idle animation person actually does take breaks on live, but they are so few and far between that I've only seen it once despite being recommended their live SO MANY TIMES.

  • @crabkitty
    @crabkitty Рік тому +46

    7:29 these are for drawing references! it looks absolutely insane but theyre fantastic for figure drawing and pose reference

  • @Cardinal_Skull
    @Cardinal_Skull Рік тому +1

    4:34 the one and only time I have seen this lady on my fyp was when she was screaming at some poor guy that his wife was required to breastfeed their newborn because they said they wanted to use bottled milk. That conversation was very long, and screamy. I hate this lady

  • @RoswellLanding
    @RoswellLanding Рік тому +2

    10:04 clicked away to check a notification and then this happened and I legitimately felt bad. I promise I always watch the outtro, Frogbait, I love you ❤️🥺

  • @annablue8429
    @annablue8429 Рік тому +67

    8:55 That's MyCherryCrush and she's been doing porn for at least a decade now. She's Belle Delphine's inspiration

    • @bunnibarbie8219
      @bunnibarbie8219 9 місяців тому +3

      God I had a bf that used to watch her. 😂 I can see the resemblance now that you've brought it up

    • @christopherjackson6345
      @christopherjackson6345 9 місяців тому +1

      Preach

  • @tannerhuman
    @tannerhuman Рік тому +64

    There’s a guy who has a Janna the hut toy thing and he spins it and sings songs and talks to people. Honestly one of my favorite people on the planet. 10/10

    • @gaosaman
      @gaosaman Рік тому

      that freaking this has come to my feed for solid 2 years now. I truly fear for my life and I just want to end the fucking thing from its misery.

    • @plastictrees_3059
      @plastictrees_3059 Рік тому +2

      I fucking love jabba 😂

    • @Ikbund
      @Ikbund Рік тому +1

      I FOLLOW THAT GUY. It’s probably the best account On TikTok tbh

  • @GRRRRR_FREAK
    @GRRRRR_FREAK Рік тому +74

    10:24 I love their outros and intros, I always watch till the last second.

  • @TheMaskedHero
    @TheMaskedHero 5 місяців тому +1

    Been making my way through your videos all day. They are great. Not sure how i missed this all for so long.

  • @DiscountPikachu
    @DiscountPikachu Рік тому +9

    The end scared me

  • @veryjollyuser5755
    @veryjollyuser5755 Рік тому +73

    5:23 to me genuinely sounds like someone with schizophrenia, and i'm not saying it to be mean. "somatic delusions" where someone believes that they have been afflicted by a disease or a strange condition... like "having a squeaky toy in their throat".... and they are common among people with schizophrenia. they need a calm enviroment.
    arguing with a person experiencing a delusion that it isnt real doesn't help. reinforce your own reality and perception to them (check to make sure it is not real danger and reassure them that you do not see anything).
    i don't believe she should have been in this video or on tik tok live at all. i think she needs some genuine help.

    • @funkyfrogbait
      @funkyfrogbait  Рік тому +110

      Hey bud, understand your concern. But don’t worry I’ve checked their page and other stuff and I’m positive this isn’t mental illness but just a really cringe stunt they pull to try to be as weird as possible for TikTok live gifts. Thanks for commenting!

    • @Varikas
      @Varikas Рік тому +29

      It’s fetish content

  • @theunkindnessofravens
    @theunkindnessofravens Рік тому +68

    I remember seeing a live of orthodox Russian pastor talking about keeping up tradition between a lesbian thirst trap and an aro meme. It was ducking hilarious:D

  • @itsjuliette24
    @itsjuliette24 Рік тому +83

    I genuinely worry how many of the ppl on TikTok lives are actually trafficking victims. I've seen several where it's a handful of girls in front of a camera with a man off camera roughly telling them what to do. It's genuinely concerning.

    • @polt1664
      @polt1664 Рік тому +6

      damn I never thought about this that’s terrifying

  • @mzamnesia7190
    @mzamnesia7190 Рік тому +4

    "i hate ASMR" continues to play the most mysophonic ASMR live snippets X_X

  • @jobee525
    @jobee525 Рік тому +1

    this is the first video i've watched from you when i was looking up the tiktok NPC trend. you are so funny and real. i'm subbing!

  • @CilesteAndSheyn
    @CilesteAndSheyn Рік тому +38

    I've come across these kinds of lives, but the ones that trigger me the most is the weird doll lives, where they take popular(then and now) characters, dress them up, make the girl dolls pregnant, and basically repeat the "poor to rich" trope over and over again

  • @nemarianaart7307
    @nemarianaart7307 Рік тому +82

    Want to know a fun fact? The person you used as an example of a belle Delphine clone is also an nsfw asmr creator. Just gotta hit every category possible

  • @Nonsense_JARB
    @Nonsense_JARB Рік тому +42

    "I'm here to burn grass, eat ass and have a good time" -FFF
    An iconic line

    • @Nonsense_JARB
      @Nonsense_JARB Рік тому +3

      Just realized I put FFF idk why I can't edit comments but I meant FFB sorry

  • @captainshadowfox
    @captainshadowfox Рік тому +4

    The Spider-Man ASMR was so calming I swear

  • @TherealKenny1213
    @TherealKenny1213 Рік тому +1

    The one girl with the yellow feet, I’ve seen some of her lives, she sits like that with her feet up cuz sometimes she try’s to get people to “adopt” her dogs, which are her feet, she also claimed to breast feed them.

  • @prestong1628
    @prestong1628 Рік тому +51

    one instance of an entrancing tiktok live that me and my boyfriend once saw was this woman and her cat pretending to be asleep while three other people dressed up in scary costumes and were basically "im not touching you" to her the whole time. people in the chat were convinced as well that it was real
    another one we saw was called "the woman bracket" who had historical women in a bracket style poll to see who was the best? coolest? woman in history

  • @eva_valerie_w
    @eva_valerie_w Рік тому +93

    9:17 the fact that all these people are calling him “father” or “Papa” 💀

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 Рік тому

      Proof that people really really like suits

    • @kon2175
      @kon2175 Рік тому +19

      I was losing my mind at this one. That, combined with the slowly fade in of the spooky lighting gorilla picture sent me completely.

    • @sleepythemis
      @sleepythemis Рік тому +6

      @@kon2175 I'm glad I'm not the only one who was way more affected by that than I should be, I was ugly laughing

    • @reneemachuca3026
      @reneemachuca3026 Рік тому +6

      Nice piano skills

  • @Upirium
    @Upirium Рік тому +45

    i think the girl with the yellow feet is just a huge troll lol. i saw her live once where she said her feet were dogs (golden retrievers) and would yell when anyone called them feet and call them perverts
    tbh i think she's hilarious

    • @Ramberta
      @Ramberta Рік тому +9

      yeah she's definitely aware of what she's doing because dogs is slang for feet.

  • @jessicaspecht
    @jessicaspecht Рік тому +9

    @9:30...Harambe is rolling in his grave at that insult.

  • @finnz.corner
    @finnz.corner Рік тому +7

    Tik Tok lives seem to vary from mildly normal, to fever dreams, to very concerning

  • @robosamson
    @robosamson Рік тому +87

    they literally create my favorite commentary on this app

  • @julietjones1947
    @julietjones1947 Рік тому +43

    7:05 I see the end times behind those glassy eyes….death is near for us all 🧍‍♀️

  • @lilhedgehog8576
    @lilhedgehog8576 Рік тому +98

    3:24 Lord Farquad is that you

    • @cherrykittyrose7461
      @cherrykittyrose7461 10 місяців тому +17

      “This is not a wig, I was blessed by my mommy” -lord farquaad 2023-2024

    • @Socks_loveshackingbitcoinau
      @Socks_loveshackingbitcoinau 10 місяців тому

      MiawinkyASMR 😫 ​@@cherrykittyrose7461

    • @lwaysDrawing
      @lwaysDrawing 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@cherrykittyrose7461 "you need a whole new wig"

    • @cherrykittyrose7461
      @cherrykittyrose7461 7 місяців тому +2

      @@lwaysDrawing *peaceful, beautiful, quiet wig snatching sounds*

  • @thepopslice
    @thepopslice Рік тому +1

    “I’m here to burn grass and eat ass” probs my fave ever quote

  • @chiphoweth
    @chiphoweth Рік тому +2

    i always watch till the screen goes dark because you are worth my attention!

  • @meganhausman1443
    @meganhausman1443 Рік тому +45

    I came across a live that was two adult men dueling with their Yu-Gi-Oh! cards and whatever the arm equipment is. It was an experience.

  • @thecreatorsalad
    @thecreatorsalad Рік тому +31

    How does this video not have over a million views yet???? Your videos are genuinely hilarious!!!! I really hope you keep making this content because it's amazing! 😊

  • @banana_365iguess
    @banana_365iguess Рік тому +76

    4:16 i on the floor help me😭

  • @aarengabriel8106
    @aarengabriel8106 Рік тому

    I love following your content because I get to learn about entire parts of the internet I know nothing about.

  • @FairytaleH5168
    @FairytaleH5168 Рік тому +1

    That mental breakdown of not wanting us to click of was PERFECTLY timed with me about to click off that felt so targeted

  • @Idk-kz2fk
    @Idk-kz2fk Рік тому +35

    That one with the squeaky toy in her throat was funny for no reason 💀

  • @JustHereForCats
    @JustHereForCats Рік тому +212

    As a millennial who doesn’t use TikTok, it’s so weird watching this app break humanity. I can’t fathom what y’all are so hooked on with that thing 😂😂
    Btw, I love you for you. You’re hilarious, clever, and I appreciate your uniqueness 💚

    • @Eeok
      @Eeok Рік тому +7

      To explain, it's everything you enjoy and love (sometimes guilty pleasures just awful videos you make fun of) and it's piled onto a for you page, you can scroll a lot of content , though it can be harmful if used wrong.

    • @brianvelasquez3759
      @brianvelasquez3759 Рік тому +4

      Yeah, I feel that. All I hear my mom saying is the ignornace kills the mind. I believe her after seeing this.

    • @the25thprime
      @the25thprime Рік тому +4

      @@EeokI watched a local broadcast from like the 90s vhs ran thru like twice; there was a very lynchian commercial for grapenuts and before it ended the news broadcast blares “UP NEXT WATCH HOW A MOTORCYCLE GANG IS REPONSIBLE FOR THE MURDER OF A FEDERAL JUDGE” and that gave me whiplash. Tik tok is tv, chaotic tv, things don’t change, we all as single individuals have to watch ourselves it’s our responsibility. Us worrying about it shows our empathy for each other even thru discourse. I can’t lie and say I’m not worried for these people.

    • @johnascialpi5247
      @johnascialpi5247 5 місяців тому +3

      I’m a millenial too and my mind has trouble comprehending what’s going on from each live . I don’t know if the human brain is meant to make sense of so much chaotic energy or if it’s just my brain

    • @ZombieWolf2113
      @ZombieWolf2113 3 місяці тому +2

      I’m gen Z (early gen z) and even I don’t fully understand it my self, I mean I can be that it can be kind of addicting just scrolling through them I do it a lot on youtube shorts but the live stuff is just sooo bad both UA-cam and tiktok

  • @aethissykes
    @aethissykes Рік тому +30

    4:39 OH MY GOD THANK YOU for talking about this woman omg she makes me so fkin mad because she pretends her dog died meanwhile she's lying and that just hits me personally because I have actually lost my dog she makes me want to throw a shoe at her

    • @aethissykes
      @aethissykes Рік тому +9

      Incase someone is wondering how I know she's lying at one point in the live where she pretends her dog died she shows that she's actually holding her foot wrapped in a blanket and not a dog wrapped in a blanket

    • @yammi350
      @yammi350 Рік тому +2

      shes satire. the live is satire.

    • @aethissykes
      @aethissykes Рік тому

      @@yammi350 I don't care bruh I know that but she's annoying as hell and I hate her she's not even funny dawg

    • @boyfailure69
      @boyfailure69 7 місяців тому

      @@yammi350doesnt make it any less shitty to fake your dogs death

  • @DOGDOMINATION
    @DOGDOMINATION 2 місяці тому +1

    2:52 dw the creator made a enemies to lovers video of these two that was truely beautiful and later replied to a comment saying "yes and they are getting married" you will be happy to know they now have four beautiful squirrel children

  • @niko-1921
    @niko-1921 Рік тому +1

    i'm personally a fan of whoever goes on live with a little plushy looking down like a paper towel roll and just aggressively slaps a pair of nail clippers around..... that makes me giggle a little