This, the whole time this man was doing all this sh*t to this food I just kept thinking “my god the particulates coming out of and off of him are all in that frosting, bread, and oil… oh no not the Nutella jar!” This man has “normal looking dudebro who thinks his 6 pack is a personality who tries to make thirst traps but inadvertantly grosses everyone out” energy… and it’s sad that’s a thriving category at this point on tiktok
F. Taking a space ship and going straight into a blackhole, being reincarnated, and restarting life all over again to forget what we made in the studio today.
Imagine being a sweet grandma, just searching recipes in that cool app your grandkids showed you and just stumbling upon this man who’s kissing the shit outta that bread dough.
The Markiplier lookalike chef is a friendly wink and a smile at a nice bar but the Donut Daddy is a man coming to your table, sitting himself down with you, handing you a drink you didn’t ask for and declaring that you WILL go home with him tonight and proceeds to explicitly state everything he wants to do to you. It’s so aggressive and uncomfortable
For real! They are pretty eyepleasing, but I'm incredibly repelled by the spitting... and other astrocities they do to those ingredients that would cause food safety hazards
Yes. There’s a very buff and handsome dude that makes cooking videos. He clearly knows how attractive he is, but he also just makes food normally. He’s attractive, his food looks great, and I’m not left wanting to puke.
"STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING! IM A CHILD OF GOD" fucking destroyed me. the tiktok in context incited a violent fight-or-flight response and the cut spared my life
As a lesbian that grew up exclusively on the food channel I think this is actually what the government shows to torture criminals and get information out of them because I'd definitely confess about the incident if I saw this genre for more than 5 seconds
I don’t know if this counts but quincy’s tavern is actually really good and some of the other content he makes aside from food is also really enjoyable
That is why they make the video that … disgusting because it’s makes people get mad and comment “why are you doing that” then the algorithm sees that lot of people are commenting and pushes the video to be more popular.
The "daddy's nuts" thing just has me imagining him sitting concentrated over that little note with a ball-point pen writing it down and it makes me laugh
The fact that people like this can be just fine on tiktok but people posting wholesome content get flagged and taken down for "suggestive imagery" is wild
Donut daddy looks like the kind of guy to to call you ugly and worthless while at the same time stalking and threatening you all because you told him no.
Chad chad, Jarvis Johnson, and Annamarie Forccino did videos on the lady. Just look up “questionable TikTok food hacks” followed by any of their names to find it.
Ban people for calling themselves daddy on tiktok is something I can get behind, but what we NEED even more is for whatever he did to that chicken to be a federal crime.
He’s literally groping and touching a dead chickens corpse in a way that’s supposed to be erotic. It genuinely grosses me out because its just so morally wrong, the dough was just grains and eggs and milk and whatnot but that’s literally an animal.
I know this is a small detail, but the fact that quite a lot of the nasty stuff, seems like it’s violating cleanliness/health codes. Which is unhygienic and gross.
@rockiandpebbles3705 not just that, but also that clip of rubbing the RAW CHICKEN all around the counter, that’s really dangerous because of all the bacteria being spread around.
As a straight woman who is obsessed with food safety. I'm sorry to the asexual, aroace and aromantic community who watched the clips and experienced true hetero horror. *Usually I would respond to each comment since the kindness of everyone who forgave us straight women for being the target audience. The harrowing ordeal we all have experienced with these nonchefs have unfortunately scarred us and there is not enough therapy to truly overcome. Hopefully one day we can look at a cupcake and not cringe and suffer from PTSD.
Thank you. As an asexual who is also obsessed with food safety, it was a true horror and I will never ever not think of it and think "OH MY FUCKING GOD PUT YOUR HAIR IN A NET STOP TOUCHING THE DOUGH WITH YOUR MOUTH STOP SPITTING ON EVERYTHING STOP TOUCHING GODDAMN EVERYTHING AND WEAR A GODDAMN SHIRT I DON'T WANT YOUR SWEAT IN MY FOOD"
I’m a baker. I like to search Pinterest for recipes… I have unfortunately stumbled upon this content which then leads me to hide in a corner and feel immensely uncomfortable when I’m baking anything
To be honest 50% of the time I don’t even know what donut daddy is trying to imply by just mishandling the food, and then the other 50% is just the most concentrated cringe behavior I’ve ever seen
He gves the vibe of someone who pretends he's great at it but is really so bad that every woman he's ever had blocks him on every social platform imaginable
Also a vagina is not exactly comparable to fruit or bread or any of the other stuff these men are using as replacement genitals. Just because something has a hole you can put your finger in, it doesn't mean you can or SHOULD finger it. But these people do not seem to understand that.
As an asexual, seeing a half naked man sexually harass and defile perfectly delicious looking treats, this is my absolute worst nightmare. So, really, you’re not far off in the jump scare aspect! Honestly though, watching that was….rough….I may be perverted, even for an asexual, but that was uncomfortable because I’ve never actually felt this way before. I mean, I’ve seen some nasty and unsanitary things people do with food like painting or making nasty combinations, but I’ve never felt….repulsed, in such a way before? I know I sound like I’m being really harsh, but it’s more so surprise on my side because I’ve genuinely never experienced this type of sensory of uncomfortable, almost like threatening when it comes to preparing food. Maybe it’s because I _am_ asexual that I find this so…blasphemous? Lmao idk, but either way it was still incredibly entertaining to watch you talk about and react to!
Funny thing is i feel like donut daddy and these other guys absolutely suck in bed, have to ask you if you finished, and want you to tell them just how good they were. In detail. It's giving heavy "I'm to show you things you've never seen before" prior to heaving like an epileptic rabbit for 3 minutes vibes
I get the same vibe of "I'm so amazing, right? Yeah I was awesome, it was good for you too right?" Meanwhile their date is half-bored just scrolling on her phone wishing she was bread dough
I thought I felt option B, but option C really captures my horror. Someone get this man a shirt and an apron. Also, please do take that icing out of his paycheck. As well as the milk. God please do not give this man glaze or milk.
Bro if I was their family I wouldn't be able to eat a single thing they ever made. They'd be asked to bring something for the holidays and I'd just be like, "Did you face-fuck the dough, Jeremy?? DID YOU FACE-FUCK OUR BREAD, JEREMY?! YOU'VE RUINED THANKSGIVING! GET OUT OF HERE, I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU!" lmao!
Girl... I... Thank you for making this. I cackled like I never cackled. This video was great. I disagree on tons with other vids which is fine, but golly, what a gift. Thank you!
I am a 50-year-old woman and don't always hold the same opinions as you, but I find your content hilarious. 🤣Please keep up the excellent work. I hope your fan base grows 😊
This is great. The donut daddy definitely helps me staying away from baked goods FOREVER. The bare thought of custard erupting from a donut makes me gag.
Imagine just wanting to give up on your diet and you go to a bakery, craving sweet baked good. Then you have to go to the bathroom, but instead of the bathroom, you open the door and to your horror. You see a half naked grown man, making out with some dough in front of a camera. Before he notices your presence, you back away slowly and then traumatized you walk home. Still thinking about what you just witnessed that day.
I’ve watched a lot of funky frog bait and I don’t know why I haven’t watched this one until now, but the commentary in this video is absolutely killing me 😂 I’ve choked on my lunch twice from laughing
@Daboypurplhart Mewing is the technique of flattening out your tongue against the roof of the mouth. Over time, the movement is said to help realign your teeth and define your jawline. To properly mew, you must relax your tongue and make sure it's entirely against the roof of your mouth, including the back of the tongue.
to cleanse your eyes from this and watch some really wholesome chef content i highly recommend amauri guichon. he makes stunning chocolate sculptures and has the time of his life doing it. he’s always so excited by what he’s making and it’s a wonderful time to watch him. wholesome well edited content
I would also recommend the channel pastrychef am. His shorts are mostly making pastries and they all look delicious. He always looks like he put care in making them
I will point out that Chef Gordon Ramsey actually DOES get his whole ass fully out MULTIPLE times on camera on Hotel Hell, but to be fair it's not a show focused on cooking
I tried to marathon Hotel Hell ONCE. And failed half-way through. Because EVERY. EPISODE. We see him step into the shower. Ass out. Fully naked. So calmly. Well. The R34 artists have something to go off of, I guess.
You do realize these men aren't confirmed to be straight right? Like they literally also have content catering to men. Comments like these from queer people are so weird.
As an asexual, the only man who I was blushing at like a sweet southern lady receiving roses from a secret admirer was the Markiplier body double. He looks too good and kind to be real
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Ah yes grammarly
finally i can write about how i hate baby’s with grammar
Are you implying that I’m bad at spelling😡😡😡 cuz you got that right😭
@@c0t._.Com. why do I love this comment
Oh, slay. I’ll use the link for sure
The sexiest thing a person can do in the kitchen is respect safety codes and standards
Fuck yeah man so sexy taking themselves and others into consideration!!!
consent is sexy hence this comment
There's nothing sexier than taking off your rings and wearing clothes so your sweat and pubes won't fall into the food you're making.
A man who can cook and follow safety guidelines and practices 😍
This, the whole time this man was doing all this sh*t to this food I just kept thinking “my god the particulates coming out of and off of him are all in that frosting, bread, and oil… oh no not the Nutella jar!”
This man has “normal looking dudebro who thinks his 6 pack is a personality who tries to make thirst traps but inadvertantly grosses everyone out” energy… and it’s sad that’s a thriving category at this point on tiktok
"conventionally attractive people can do the weirdest shit and get away with it" always comes to mind lmao
🎯
its sad and true!!!
Unrelated but I love your profile pic 😭
Facts
Fr, if the chefs were not conventionally attractive, I'm sure they would be bombarded with comments calling them creepy and gross.
just aggresively screaming are you wet yet while violently stabbing nutella is genuinely one of the funniest things i've seen
Dude, I cackled like a 15th century witch, omg
I let out a completely unhinged shriek laugh.
My boyfriend was so concerned when he heard me cackle
i laughed like a pug trying to breathe
I scream laughed oh my god
“What emotion do you feel after watching the following clips?”
D. Feeling completely dead inside.
E. Feeling the necessity to add bleach on my eyes
F. Taking a space ship and going straight into a blackhole, being reincarnated, and restarting life all over again to forget what we made in the studio today.
@@NEOPOLEANICECREAM-s2y DUDE THATS SO FUNNY HAHAHA
G. all of the above
H: yyyyyuuuuuuup. *insert extremely cute puking sounds*
Imagine being a sweet grandma, just searching recipes in that cool app your grandkids showed you and just stumbling upon this man who’s kissing the shit outta that bread dough.
I would be traumatized tbh
i would say BILLY WHY DO YOU CONSUME THIS CONTENT WHAT ARE YOU EVEN INTO
its breed dough by the time hes done
@@zoey-b LMAO
Or a young person who wants to learn cooking.
I was dependent on cooking videos at the age of 12
The Markiplier lookalike chef is a friendly wink and a smile at a nice bar but the Donut Daddy is a man coming to your table, sitting himself down with you, handing you a drink you didn’t ask for and declaring that you WILL go home with him tonight and proceeds to explicitly state everything he wants to do to you. It’s so aggressive and uncomfortable
couldn't have said it better myself
flirting vs harassment
@@aquam4rinefr 💀
Also, doesn't help that it is so corny that it feels as if he also asked if it hurt when you fell from heaven.
@@aquam4rinewholesome vs corny
The crazy thing is that if these guys just baked the normal way, I bet so many more people WOULD be thirsting over them instead of being horrified.
They think that this is what women want to see😬
For real! They are pretty eyepleasing, but I'm incredibly repelled by the spitting... and other astrocities they do to those ingredients that would cause food safety hazards
Yes. There’s a very buff and handsome dude that makes cooking videos. He clearly knows how attractive he is, but he also just makes food normally.
He’s attractive, his food looks great, and I’m not left wanting to puke.
Exactly. How am I supposed to thirst over sexy DILFs making donuts and hot cowboys cooking steak if you’re handfucking the food like that????
@@Alexacz2 "EYEPLEASING" HIS FACE CAN'T GO WITH HIS JAW LINE AND HIS EYES ARE DEAD.
“I’m a child of GOOOODD!”
I love this line so much, I say it to myself all the time to make me laugh 😂
"STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING! IM A CHILD OF GOD" fucking destroyed me. the tiktok in context incited a violent fight-or-flight response and the cut spared my life
I was feeling actually nauseous but that made me snort 😂
I feel like I need a priest after that
I need that on a shirt haha
It'll be funnier without the context 😂
FR LMAO
As a lesbian that grew up exclusively on the food channel I think this is actually what the government shows to torture criminals and get information out of them because I'd definitely confess about the incident if I saw this genre for more than 5 seconds
The incident?
Same dude id instantly talk about what happened 14:00 in 2/24/2008
fr i might have nightmares
same sis
@@raul-aurelianserban8295 quick show her more
The only useful thing I've learned from TikTok cooks is that the people with the nicest kitchen set-ups really don't deserve them.
Except @JoshuaWeissman , don’t disrespect papa.
@@Lumpyfish Josh's pork belly recipe is really solid and he seems like a chill guy.
And at least he's not dry humping the food. Just wtf?
I don’t know if this counts but quincy’s tavern is actually really good and some of the other content he makes aside from food is also really enjoyable
Except for the people that actually cook like that guy that throws the tea towel at the end of every video
and vegan people with any degree bit culinary are inceedible cooks
8:57 “STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING!! IM A CHILD OF GODDDDD!!!!”
I don’t understand how badly made food videos are so entertaining, it’s like a free invitation to be angry.
"a free invitation to be angry" is a perfect explanation for most things you see on the internet nowadays
That is why they make the video that … disgusting because it’s makes people get mad and comment “why are you doing that” then the algorithm sees that lot of people are commenting and pushes the video to be more popular.
@@smeegheadsoooo true
@@smeegheadalso I subscribed
Or a free invitation to loose weight!!
Funky screaming and going insane is as amazing as the fact Funky is more consistent than 50% of US marriages
Not you again 💀
Okay but the screams are the best 😂
Not you again you always pop up in every comment section
He's everywhere 😟
No stop it go away you're everywhere!
The "daddy's nuts" thing just has me imagining him sitting concentrated over that little note with a ball-point pen writing it down and it makes me laugh
STOP
"Hehehe the lady's are gonna LOVE THIS!!"
@@user-gw7uy3il1kthe ladies right now: ....😨
Imagine him having to rewrite it because he messed up a letter,
Cool pfp
0:10 the ick.
I had to physically put my phone to the side 😭
Yes yes yes ugh
@OmaBiszantz yeah
Option d. Chuck phone. Move to Canada. Never toch internet again.
usually the concept of “an ick” pisses me off but this.
The alliteration. The puns. Pure genius.
They almost make up for being traumatized by the "baking" clips
I think we all need some bleach after this one...
@@MegaHero709 I think we're to need more than bleach. I think we need a cold shower too while we're at it...
@@ichigopockychanI might shower in bleach..
somehow the horniness of the chef is making the food 10x less appetizing
And it’s not even what he does with the food that makes it awful it’s the fact that he gets so damn horny while making food.
So true
Yeah. He definitely came in the food and that's not one of the intended ingredients
You mean xinfinity or DUCK I JUST LOST MY DUCKING HALF DIGESTED FOOD
After seeing dough get smacked and sniffed aggressively makes me not want to touch the bread thats made afterwards with a 50 foot stick
The fact that people like this can be just fine on tiktok but people posting wholesome content get flagged and taken down for "suggestive imagery" is wild
As an artist amen to that 🙏 tiktok doesn’t follow its own rules its so frustrating
also how theres literally children on the app mostly ⁉️😰
@@lemonmeat Because of TickTocks marketing and presention of itself
5:43 HELP THE YANDERE SIMULATOR SOUND
This deserves *more* likes.
lol 😂
Xd
YESS MY HYPERFIXATION !! 😭
*bam..* “I SAW THAT.. YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT..”
Donut daddy looks like the kind of guy to to call you ugly and worthless while at the same time stalking and threatening you all because you told him no.
ah yes, an incel cook.
He looks like quagmire from family guy
@@littleflame19idk i kinda think he looks like josh hutcherson mixed with shane dawson
Bro chill he is just baking
@smellyberries1617 yeah, and being f#%*ing nasty
You: "STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING, IM A CHILD OF GODDDDDDDD-"
Your neighbors: 😨😨😨😨😨
💀
"Ah shit, Neighbor's fightin' a demon, we should go help"
WHERES THE CLIP?
@@NYMPHICAL_EYES8:57
@@NYMPHICAL_EYES 8:58
Funky shouting “STAHP FINGERING EVERYTHING. IM A CHILD OF GO-“ and then devolving into screaming is hilarious to me.
Same 😂😂😂 I died at that part
8:57
My mom heard that from my phone
I can imagine the clerks at his local grocery store give him the side eye when he's near the produce.
And the perfectly cut scream too
5:00 HELP WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY-
This is the first time I’ve sat through an entire Grammarly ad because of the utter despair and distraught emotions this chef made me feel.
Just going trhough it for the same reason...I am too...ggh....I need a break!!
Im also enjoying the break bc of what we’ve witnessed. I didn’t think it would be that bad but it genuinely is disgusting to me. Just nasty
Honestly also sat there the whole time genuinely enjoying the break haha.
then Funky's plan worked
Same the rest was so.. words cannot describe it
I’ve never thought I’d feel this violated seeing someone making food. And I’ve seen the woman that makes cocktails in her toilet
The woman who WHAT😟
I feel sorry for the food.
Chad chad, Jarvis Johnson, and Annamarie Forccino did videos on the lady. Just look up “questionable TikTok food hacks” followed by any of their names to find it.
These people are like the food perverts from Tampopo.
Why did you have to remind us of that...
Ban people for calling themselves daddy on tiktok is something I can get behind, but what we NEED even more is for whatever he did to that chicken to be a federal crime.
nah what he did to that chicken has to be some sort of necroph*lia and be@stiality….. like i’m not even vegan but that is a CORPSE????
This is so funny
He’s literally groping and touching a dead chickens corpse in a way that’s supposed to be erotic.
It genuinely grosses me out because its just so morally wrong, the dough was just grains and eggs and milk and whatnot but that’s literally an animal.
destroying a large swath of gay men with this one lmao
I too was traumatized by the chicken 😂
12:57 is me when any liquid from the trash/sink touches me lmao
I know this is a small detail, but the fact that quite a lot of the nasty stuff, seems like it’s violating cleanliness/health codes. Which is unhygienic and gross.
@rockiandpebbles3705 not just that, but also that clip of rubbing the RAW CHICKEN all around the counter, that’s really dangerous because of all the bacteria being spread around.
...Delicious
Theres probably atleast 12 health code violations from the FDA for stuff like this
Don't worry.
This is simply miscategorised as "cooking content"
In reality, it's kink content and shouldn't be shown to minors.
Yeah ik they are literally licking almost everything they touch! Makes me worry about how they prepare food for others
As a woman who’s questioning my sexuality I thank that dude! For letting me realise I’m lesbian
As a male homoromantic asexual I am just grateful to have confirmation that I have standards and am not blinded by people's bodies.
Welcome to the club!
You do not need to be lesbian to find this very unsettling... take it from a bi girl 💀💀
As a male bisexual i wish I was simply just straight after seeing this
What
I cannot even begin to describe how physically uncomfortable this man makes me
I dont think anyone can, this is all kinds of wrong.
stop cause he looks like josh hutcherson mixed with shane dawson
THIS
@@emmaa.143 * Throws you into a giant pickle jar filled with holy water *
@@rheasvero what'd i do 😭😭
2:29 wow, none of the food stuff really did it for me, but that made me genuinely gag!
I watched this PURELY in solidarity because I couldn't let Funky suffer alone.
We're all in this together ❤️
@dalailarose1596 once we know that we are, we're all stars. And we see that 👄👁👄
Me too. We can't let Funky shrink away because of the cringe.
@@chillitheconqueror3567 we're all in this together!
@@chillitheconqueror3567🎶We’re all in this together and it shows when we stand hand in hand make our dreams come truuue🎶
Took the phrase, “made with love,” to a whole other level 💀
“made love too”
He quite literally made love to it.
😂😂😂
@@gizmo_gadgets6482🤣👍
no no, those weren’t made with love, they were made with lust!
As a straight woman who is obsessed with food safety. I'm sorry to the asexual, aroace and aromantic community who watched the clips and experienced true hetero horror.
*Usually I would respond to each comment since the kindness of everyone who forgave us straight women for being the target audience. The harrowing ordeal we all have experienced with these nonchefs have unfortunately scarred us and there is not enough therapy to truly overcome. Hopefully one day we can look at a cupcake and not cringe and suffer from PTSD.
i accept ur apology, but i will never recover :(
Thank you. As an asexual who is also obsessed with food safety, it was a true horror and I will never ever not think of it and think "OH MY FUCKING GOD PUT YOUR HAIR IN A NET STOP TOUCHING THE DOUGH WITH YOUR MOUTH STOP SPITTING ON EVERYTHING STOP TOUCHING GODDAMN EVERYTHING AND WEAR A GODDAMN SHIRT I DON'T WANT YOUR SWEAT IN MY FOOD"
Apology accepted but there will be necessary therapy
thank you for the apology, my asexual, aromantic ass was definitely petrified by this, greatly ⚰
thank you
as an aroace person i am in my grave rn
8:51 “STAwp finGERinG EverYThING iM a cHiLD of GAwDDdDdUu🦅hHH🦅🦅h🦅” 🗣️🗣️🔥✨💅
my groin just zipped itself closed
What a relief.
my pp did so too and I didn't even know that was possible
My groin said to me: "Like it or not, your being a woman and you don't have to go through surgery"
@@Kowalski_is-bayernlogo Same, I was already handling gender dysphoria so this really helped me check out womanhood XD
@@Archiver_Studiogender dysphoria?
dude literally gave the phrase "food porn" a whole new meaning..... _stares into the void with disgust_
For real! As someone who went to culinary school, this made me want to gag due to the health code violations.
The void stares back with intrigue
fr, i’ve never lost my appetite faster
--:--
I’m a baker. I like to search Pinterest for recipes… I have unfortunately stumbled upon this content which then leads me to hide in a corner and feel immensely uncomfortable when I’m baking anything
I feel bad for you now
I can relate now and I'm so sorry :,)
Don't worry. Just block it out like it's a bad dream...
PRETEND it WAS JUST A FEVER DREAM THAT USUALLY WORKS FOR ME
0:17 all of the above
Same 😭
Same
Me too I'm like where's d
Same ☠️
@ElizaH-c6xstop the donutdadddy would say you'll get it later
To be honest 50% of the time I don’t even know what donut daddy is trying to imply by just mishandling the food, and then the other 50% is just the most concentrated cringe behavior I’ve ever seen
He gves the vibe of someone who pretends he's great at it but is really so bad that every woman he's ever had blocks him on every social platform imaginable
Fatherless behavior
@@Lovelink3325😂😂lol
Also a vagina is not exactly comparable to fruit or bread or any of the other stuff these men are using as replacement genitals. Just because something has a hole you can put your finger in, it doesn't mean you can or SHOULD finger it. But these people do not seem to understand that.
@@Lovelink3325 We do NOT claim these guys.
I prefer my baked goods unmolested personally
I prefer mine homemade after seeing this man.
How do you think they put the holes in the doughnuts
I concur
Ok mr.highstanderds
Same tbh
these people have literally violated their cuisine so much, they should have already gotten a restraining order and charges for assalt.
Assalt! Love it!
Salt joke...nice.
7:01 the foreshadowing of hawk tuah
the Nutella fingering and "are you wet yet" had the same energy as Markiplier punching the eatable slime and asking "are you close"
ah yes, a fellow unus annus fan
Brand new sentence 😭
literally what I thought
Yes
Do not you dare INSULT markiplier in such scandalous ways
"That's the second worst thing to happen to that chicken." I fuckin LOST IT here.
you’ve heard of pedophiles ,you’ve heard of zoophiles, but now, we’ve got foodphiles.
It’s unfortunately not a new thing
@@Howdyfolks09
Nice name
Hey at least you don't have to go to jail for loving a turk- oh never mind that's a dead animal I take that back.
💀💀
Im scared
2:18 when Funky said Anthony I immediately thought of Angel Dust and hornily making bread and donuts is 100% something Angel would do
PLEASE NO, HES A GOOD COOK TOO😔😔
(Seriously, who let him in the kitchen. He’s the reason why Angel sang Poison)
“Well that’s the second worst thing that chicken has been through” had me dead 💀
You know the saying “Fate worse then death?” …That chicken went through the worse fate. I’d say the DEATH was the second worst thing 😭
yea u know what else is dead?
@@Ikhouvanbrood wut?
@@3ÇĦ0 the chicken
@@Ikhouvanbrood Ok that was funny and I should’ve expected it 😭
He ate the donut with A FORK AND KNIFE after FINGERING EVERYTHING
The AUDACITY!
Of course he used cutlery those donuts are covered in cum no way is he touching that with his fingies
After watching this video as a bisexual baker, I am now an asexual unemployed women.
As a fellow Bisexual Demiromantic woman who loves cooking/baking, I can confirm I became AroAce because of these videos. /j
As a bisexual, sex-repulsed asexual, I can confirm that these videos made me all the more confident in my sexuality.
As a lesbian aromantic who dreams to own a bakery, I can confirm this is why I'm aromantic
As a panromantic asexual person who loves cooking/baking, I believe I am now aromantic asexual because of this
Damn it made you so asexual it made you undergo mitosis?
8:18 I was so shocked/disgusted that I literally left reality and saw two of everything
J PFP SPOTTED.
I just properly read your comment and now, I'm concerned about two things.
@@starry_cosmic lol
SIR, SIR, STEP AWAY FROM THE DOUGH
I like ur pfp
Or I'll take matters into my own hands
Real
@@tazergraphics thanks
SIR STEP AWAY FROM THE CHICKEN
As an asexual, seeing a half naked man sexually harass and defile perfectly delicious looking treats, this is my absolute worst nightmare. So, really, you’re not far off in the jump scare aspect!
Honestly though, watching that was….rough….I may be perverted, even for an asexual, but that was uncomfortable because I’ve never actually felt this way before. I mean, I’ve seen some nasty and unsanitary things people do with food like painting or making nasty combinations, but I’ve never felt….repulsed, in such a way before? I know I sound like I’m being really harsh, but it’s more so surprise on my side because I’ve genuinely never experienced this type of sensory of uncomfortable, almost like threatening when it comes to preparing food. Maybe it’s because I _am_ asexual that I find this so…blasphemous? Lmao idk, but either way it was still incredibly entertaining to watch you talk about and react to!
Nah, you did the right amount of harsh, these videos are disgusting if not repulsive
Its because its not your fetish
And like. Not to kink shame but at that guy
STOP IT. SOME KINKS ARENT MEANT TO BE SHARED ON MAIN. AAAAAAAA
Hold on I didn't catch that.... are you asexual?
Every time he violated those desserts and my eyeballs was another confirmation of my asexuality. I feel scarred
I'm not asexual but I can relate. Watching those videos make me feel violated and make me want to never eat food again.
4:56 "ARE YOU WET YET???" Me: My face sure is from the tears I've cried watching this.
I don’t think I’ll ever be wet again…
@@karenduvall1415 HELP
@@karenduvall1415 i will be wet when i bathe in holy water after this
I’m a qwerked up white boy, 💃💃💃
I'm also wet.
Because i applied Hydrochloric acid on my eyes.
No video has ever made me laugh so hard, while simultaneously making me so uncomfortable. 😅
"It was the yeast you could do." "Is this Fifty Shades of Grain." You have such good humour. I love it.
Exactly lmao
Fifty Shades of Glaze
@@nataliestafford1535 crazy lol
I was wondering if anyone else realized this😂😂
I dated a chef and food safety inspector for six years and the things these people are doing would have given him an aneurysm
as a gay man this makes me feel “MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL MICHAAAAEEEL”
Ace guy in the same boat here!
@@WilliamAftonOriginalaye a fellow ace buddy
@@TheProcaztinator Ayy!
As a bi person im feeling more of an “alvin and The chipmunks in a microwave” Vibe.
As a gay demisexual man I agree
1:15 IM SORRY WHAT
This is honestly one of the MANY reasons I will not let my child go unmonitored on the internet till she’s in her mid teens
I will probably do that when i have kids
Tbh the internet is why I’m not having kids. Can’t keep it from them forever and there’s so much you can be exposed to on there.
UA-cam kids is a great starter app
Edit: Apparently it’s not a great app rip 💀
I'm only letting mine have a leapfrog
@@pregnantleggies3696 i don't think youtube kids is a great starter app for your child
“yummy for my tummy! *i love the taste of human.* “
i’m crying why is that so funny
"this is a bakery, not a bukkake" is a top tier line.
as an aroace, im somehow still more surprised and confused with the amount of suggestive things these guys managed to do in one video
As someone who is definitely NOT ACE at all . . . They surprise me too.
Also on the aro ace spectrum and I'm sex positive but those clips still disturb me greatly
Sex indifferent Aroace here, in my opinion, both the food, and those videos, should be set on fire.
Same here
SIR, 12 FEET AWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*screams of terror*
- Basically Funkyfrogbait when they yelled ‘IM A CHILD OF GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH’
You screaming "ARE YOU WET YET??" with your full hand in the Nutella jar made me laugh so hard my sides hurt. Oml
That made me die laughing too
4:55
Funny thing is i feel like donut daddy and these other guys absolutely suck in bed, have to ask you if you finished, and want you to tell them just how good they were. In detail. It's giving heavy "I'm to show you things you've never seen before" prior to heaving like an epileptic rabbit for 3 minutes vibes
An epileptic rabbit 🤣🤣🤣you're great 🩷
I get the same vibe of "I'm so amazing, right? Yeah I was awesome, it was good for you too right?" Meanwhile their date is half-bored just scrolling on her phone wishing she was bread dough
It's definitely giving small d*ck energy
I thought I felt option B, but option C really captures my horror. Someone get this man a shirt and an apron. Also, please do take that icing out of his paycheck. As well as the milk. God please do not give this man glaze or milk.
Ha! I completely relate to everything you just said!! x
my brain did C and i was both confused and disgusted lol
Literally just remove his paycheck, the amount of food he's violated had now gotten the FDA on hand.
Is say option d all of the above
@@zayneeeeeeeee7080 I agree
I know this was posted last year, but I think I should probably wash my eyes out with holy water and pray to Asmodeus for protection.
Bro if I was their family I wouldn't be able to eat a single thing they ever made. They'd be asked to bring something for the holidays and I'd just be like, "Did you face-fuck the dough, Jeremy?? DID YOU FACE-FUCK OUR BREAD, JEREMY?! YOU'VE RUINED THANKSGIVING! GET OUT OF HERE, I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU!" lmao!
No sane girl would be envy of the girl who dates him
To be honest I don't think he is dating anybody except that bread he is just brown nosed...
HELP I LAUGHED FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES AT THIS ONE COMMENT TAKE MY F*CKING LIKE AND GO DAMMIT 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m really glad someone had the guts to talk about this. It’s hilarious but like actually so vulgar and inappropriate.
Yeah even some other popular cooking channels do it from time to time, for alll them views and shock value
"I SAW THAT! Disgusting pervert!"
- Yandere Simulator 2023
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol I recognized that sound effect the moment I heard it. Good times, until they weren’t
@@a1k021same same !! so sad pedodev had to ruin yan sim
Girl...
I...
Thank you for making this. I cackled like I never cackled. This video was great. I disagree on tons with other vids which is fine, but golly, what a gift. Thank you!
I am a 50-year-old woman and don't always hold the same opinions as you, but I find your content hilarious. 🤣Please keep up the excellent work. I hope your fan base grows 😊
this is so wholesome WHAT!?!?!?!?😭
@@Alexis1235P IK 😭😭
I also LOVE funky frog’s content! It’s just amazing
@@Alexis1235Pshe edited it to say hilarious now lol😂😂😂
IM SO HAPPY YOUR A NORMAL 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN AND NOT "THEM"
This is great. The donut daddy definitely helps me staying away from baked goods FOREVER. The bare thought of custard erupting from a donut makes me gag.
erupting 😂
I haven't even finished the video yet and the sheer wording of that makes me want to stay away from any sort of filled donut
ugh so true, that clip of the guy going in to eat the bread booty made me want to swear off all baked goods until further notice 😭😭😭
Imagine just wanting to give up on your diet and you go to a bakery, craving sweet baked good. Then you have to go to the bathroom, but instead of the bathroom, you open the door and to your horror. You see a half naked grown man, making out with some dough in front of a camera. Before he notices your presence, you back away slowly and then traumatized you walk home. Still thinking about what you just witnessed that day.
I am nauseous and I will never eat again👍
i've never been happier to get interrupted by somebody talking abt grammarly in my entire life 💀
HABAJAJA THIS IS SO FUNNY I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
it might be the only sponsor break that i haven’t skipped
“STOP. FINGERING EVERYTHING. I AM A *CHILD OF GOOOOOODD* ”
As an asexual baking student, I’m horrified.
As a lesbian, I agree.
Fellow ace baker. Watching this made me want to vomit
As a gay man, I'm horrified too 🤝🤝🤝
As a straight woman I am very disgusted
As an asexual foodie I am also horrified
“Carnally acquainted with coconut cream” was not a phrase that should be uttered aloud and yet I’m glad it was😂😂
I've struggled to lose weight my whole life. Who knew all it would take is one tiktoker to never want to touch food again.
I’ve watched a lot of funky frog bait and I don’t know why I haven’t watched this one until now, but the commentary in this video is absolutely killing me 😂 I’ve choked on my lunch twice from laughing
0:54 His cheekbones are the same shape as my gaming mouse LOL
Lol
LMAOOOOO
bro’s been mewing
@Daboypurplhart Mewing is the technique of flattening out your tongue against the roof of the mouth. Over time, the movement is said to help realign your teeth and define your jawline. To properly mew, you must relax your tongue and make sure it's entirely against the roof of your mouth, including the back of the tongue.
Bro was mewing the time he was a fetus (I liked my own comment. I actually did yall)
Help I got to funkyfrog yelling "ARE YOU WET YET" AND I GOT TAMPAX AD AND IT GOT MORE UNCOMFORTABLE HELP MEEEEEE.
OMG
Oh my goodness...
Why did you feel the necesity of sharing such information ?
ME TOO
SAME
10:00 I'd be so embarrassed if I saw my mom acting like that 🤢
i think i would actually jump off a bridge
@@deeasaurousi will join you
@@deeasaurousI will also join you.
are we taking a bus, cuz I got a ramp we can use
@@meredithmcghee5821 i can get us some popcorn
0:04 all three......
Sos save me I'm traumatized what was that-
to cleanse your eyes from this and watch some really wholesome chef content i highly recommend amauri guichon. he makes stunning chocolate sculptures and has the time of his life doing it. he’s always so excited by what he’s making and it’s a wonderful time to watch him. wholesome well edited content
CHOCOLATE GUY!!! Love that man
I would also recommend the channel pastrychef am. His shorts are mostly making pastries and they all look delicious. He always looks like he put care in making them
Thank you!!
Omg I love Guichon. He's INCREDIBLY talented
So true.
Not me getting an ad for a prayer app half way through this. Why yes, yes I DO think I need to cleanse my soul thank you so much...
I will point out that Chef Gordon Ramsey actually DOES get his whole ass fully out MULTIPLE times on camera on Hotel Hell, but to be fair it's not a show focused on cooking
if i'm not mistaken, it is literally once an episode
EVERY EPISODE BROOO..... I... I'm almost convinced we've all seen his bare cheeks more than his wife ever did..
You have got to be joking
W h a t
I tried to marathon Hotel Hell ONCE. And failed half-way through. Because EVERY. EPISODE. We see him step into the shower. Ass out. Fully naked. So calmly.
Well. The R34 artists have something to go off of, I guess.
9:02 "❌STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING IM A CHILD OF GAAAAAAAAAAA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅"
I giggle and kick my feet when funkyfrogbait uploads
That's so cute! and so do I honestly! 🤗🤗♥♥
I've been giggling at the bar for the past 5 minutes
True😂
SO TRUE
squinting bc i saw you post this exact sentence on ethan's video last night
"yummy for my tummy, I love the taste of human"
i cant say i was ever expecting to hear those owrds in that order
I cannot stop goddamn laughing at this man. Idk it's just TOO absurd for me to take seriously. Sometimes, straight people are a gift. Truly.
Ikr, like its just so goofy and absurd lmao
As a straight person (unfortunately), we generally don't accept these people. But if they amuse you, we are relieved.
You do realize these men aren't confirmed to be straight right? Like they literally also have content catering to men. Comments like these from queer people are so weird.
I don't think hes straight he's horny
1:42 words cannot describe the cackle I emitted while viewing this
This reaction was so genuine 8:58
I feel so bad for anyone who had to see those chefs' tiktoks 😭
I was drinking some juice and their reaction made my juice come out of my nose.
@@AstridDerks I feel you
i died for a bit but sadly im back
@@AstridDerksMY PEACH ICED TEA CAME OUT MY NOSE AND MOUTH STOP
5:02 I got an ad for Betterhelp right after he said “I'm a quirked up white boy”
Helpppp 😂😂
I got one for merge mansion..
I got a tinder ad
I got a deodorant ad 😭
I got a kfc ad
Poor chicken probably thought that death was gonna be the end to its misery
I laughed at this more than I should have
You've heard of "Virgin Olive Oil"
No prepare yourself for "It doesn't Count if It's the Backdoor Olive Oil"
As an asexual, the only man who I was blushing at like a sweet southern lady receiving roses from a secret admirer was the Markiplier body double. He looks too good and kind to be real
YES he's the only one who actually teaches you to bake, without doing too much. That makes it attractive!
I need to know who this Markiplier body double is
Edit: nvm I finished the video lol
As a part-time baker, I'm both simultaneously disgusted and horrified.
Wonderful and funny vid as always, Frog!
I’m disgusted and horrified and I was planning to become one
4:55 “ARE YOU WET YET?!” 💀
The same level as markiplier's "You close?"