These TikTok Chefs are NASTY

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  • @funkyfrogbait
    @funkyfrogbait  Рік тому +3172

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    • @Cutiecreep4468
      @Cutiecreep4468 Рік тому +22

      Ah yes grammarly

    • @zer01dea49
      @zer01dea49 Рік тому +38

      finally i can write about how i hate baby’s with grammar

    • @bubba-wk2ju
      @bubba-wk2ju Рік тому +31

      Are you implying that I’m bad at spelling😡😡😡 cuz you got that right😭

    • @Cutiecreep4468
      @Cutiecreep4468 Рік тому +17

      @@c0t._.Com. why do I love this comment

    • @EnbyBee
      @EnbyBee Рік тому +5

      Oh, slay. I’ll use the link for sure

  • @Tiogair
    @Tiogair Рік тому +27390

    The sexiest thing a person can do in the kitchen is respect safety codes and standards

    • @W1ll1am.t00ns
      @W1ll1am.t00ns Рік тому +887

      Fuck yeah man so sexy taking themselves and others into consideration!!!

    • @tacomaui2732
      @tacomaui2732 Рік тому +531

      consent is sexy hence this comment

    • @assgremlin
      @assgremlin Рік тому

      There's nothing sexier than taking off your rings and wearing clothes so your sweat and pubes won't fall into the food you're making.

    • @auliamate
      @auliamate Рік тому +410

      A man who can cook and follow safety guidelines and practices 😍

    • @laurenc4138
      @laurenc4138 Рік тому +215

      This, the whole time this man was doing all this sh*t to this food I just kept thinking “my god the particulates coming out of and off of him are all in that frosting, bread, and oil… oh no not the Nutella jar!”
      This man has “normal looking dudebro who thinks his 6 pack is a personality who tries to make thirst traps but inadvertantly grosses everyone out” energy… and it’s sad that’s a thriving category at this point on tiktok

  • @kenz5320
    @kenz5320 Рік тому +24381

    "conventionally attractive people can do the weirdest shit and get away with it" always comes to mind lmao

    • @jennifergilkey
      @jennifergilkey Рік тому +246

      🎯

    • @jennifergilkey
      @jennifergilkey Рік тому +291

      its sad and true!!!

    • @heyjoe2182
      @heyjoe2182 Рік тому +54

      Unrelated but I love your profile pic 😭

    • @AGrotesqueMess
      @AGrotesqueMess Рік тому +35

      Facts

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 Рік тому +304

      Fr, if the chefs were not conventionally attractive, I'm sure they would be bombarded with comments calling them creepy and gross.

  • @rainkunii
    @rainkunii Рік тому +27873

    somehow the horniness of the chef is making the food 10x less appetizing

    • @Something125_
      @Something125_ Рік тому

      And it’s not even what he does with the food that makes it awful it’s the fact that he gets so damn horny while making food.

    • @iknowwhatyouare102
      @iknowwhatyouare102 Рік тому +359

      So true

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Рік тому +1109

      Yeah. He definitely came in the food and that's not one of the intended ingredients

    • @NoahL_axolotls
      @NoahL_axolotls Рік тому +123

      You mean xinfinity or DUCK I JUST LOST MY DUCKING HALF DIGESTED FOOD

    • @Laaanni
      @Laaanni Рік тому +552

      After seeing dough get smacked and sniffed aggressively makes me not want to touch the bread thats made afterwards with a 50 foot stick

  • @annabellekimble4349
    @annabellekimble4349 5 місяців тому +2317

    Took the phrase, “made with love,” to a whole other level 💀

  • @writersblock142
    @writersblock142 Рік тому +8171

    As a lesbian that grew up exclusively on the food channel I think this is actually what the government shows to torture criminals and get information out of them because I'd definitely confess about the incident if I saw this genre for more than 5 seconds

  • @annagrace590
    @annagrace590 Рік тому +8047

    just aggresively screaming are you wet yet while violently stabbing nutella is genuinely one of the funniest things i've seen

    • @TheDreamingMyriad
      @TheDreamingMyriad Рік тому +222

      Dude, I cackled like a 15th century witch, omg

    • @katphish30
      @katphish30 Рік тому +105

      I let out a completely unhinged shriek laugh.

    • @paige_jones
      @paige_jones Рік тому +80

      My boyfriend was so concerned when he heard me cackle

    • @rosierosalinaa
      @rosierosalinaa Рік тому +59

      i laughed like a pug trying to breathe

    • @kyrumptionmakeup8197
      @kyrumptionmakeup8197 Рік тому +26

      I scream laughed oh my god

  • @IzumiHanjinozuka
    @IzumiHanjinozuka Рік тому +9136

    The Markiplier lookalike chef is a friendly wink and a smile at a nice bar but the Donut Daddy is a man coming to your table, sitting himself down with you, handing you a drink you didn’t ask for and declaring that you WILL go home with him tonight and proceeds to explicitly state everything he wants to do to you. It’s so aggressive and uncomfortable

    • @PossumInBoots
      @PossumInBoots Рік тому +425

      couldn't have said it better myself

    • @aquam4rine
      @aquam4rine Рік тому +879

      flirting vs harassment

    • @AdyRay13
      @AdyRay13 Рік тому +10

      @@aquam4rinefr 💀

    • @tnecniw
      @tnecniw Рік тому +419

      Also, doesn't help that it is so corny that it feels as if he also asked if it hurt when you fell from heaven.

    • @amrade1599
      @amrade1599 Рік тому +145

      ​@@aquam4rinewholesome vs corny

  • @swishercutterx7456
    @swishercutterx7456 5 місяців тому +696

    "That's the second worst thing to happen to that chicken." I fuckin LOST IT here.

  • @logansanderson107
    @logansanderson107 Рік тому +15016

    The crazy thing is that if these guys just baked the normal way, I bet so many more people WOULD be thirsting over them instead of being horrified.

    • @pbee.njayay444
      @pbee.njayay444 Рік тому +1302

      They think that this is what women want to see😬

    • @Alexacz2
      @Alexacz2 Рік тому +1045

      For real! They are pretty eyepleasing, but I'm incredibly repelled by the spitting... and other astrocities they do to those ingredients that would cause food safety hazards

    • @cynthiaanderson6410
      @cynthiaanderson6410 Рік тому +820

      Yes. There’s a very buff and handsome dude that makes cooking videos. He clearly knows how attractive he is, but he also just makes food normally.
      He’s attractive, his food looks great, and I’m not left wanting to puke.

    • @auliamate
      @auliamate Рік тому

      Exactly. How am I supposed to thirst over sexy DILFs making donuts and hot cowboys cooking steak if you’re handfucking the food like that????

    • @Heartstringsinapire
      @Heartstringsinapire Рік тому +253

      @@Alexacz2 "EYEPLEASING" HIS FACE CAN'T GO WITH HIS JAW LINE AND HIS EYES ARE DEAD.

  • @whuuuut2035
    @whuuuut2035 Рік тому +2265

    Donut daddy looks like the kind of guy to to call you ugly and worthless while at the same time stalking and threatening you all because you told him no.

    • @moonburn_the_lynx9099
      @moonburn_the_lynx9099 Рік тому +98

      ah yes, an incel cook.

    • @littleflame19
      @littleflame19 Рік тому +84

      He looks like quagmire from family guy

    • @emmaa.143
      @emmaa.143 11 місяців тому +26

      @@littleflame19idk i kinda think he looks like josh hutcherson mixed with shane dawson

    • @smellyberries1617
      @smellyberries1617 10 місяців тому +7

      Bro chill he is just baking

    • @pasta_sauce666
      @pasta_sauce666 10 місяців тому

      ​@smellyberries1617 yeah, and being f#%*ing nasty

  • @hanastarsu
    @hanastarsu Рік тому +7704

    Imagine being a sweet grandma, just searching recipes in that cool app your grandkids showed you and just stumbling upon this man who’s kissing the shit outta that bread dough.

    • @sirin4248
      @sirin4248 Рік тому +395

      I would be traumatized tbh

    • @B0NN3T_BVNNY
      @B0NN3T_BVNNY Рік тому +257

      i would say BILLY WHY DO YOU CONSUME THIS CONTENT WHAT ARE YOU EVEN INTO

    • @zoey-b
      @zoey-b Рік тому +212

      its breed dough by the time hes done

    • @hanastarsu
      @hanastarsu Рік тому +50

      @@zoey-b LMAO

    • @Su-gz1up
      @Su-gz1up Рік тому +103

      Or a young person who wants to learn cooking.
      I was dependent on cooking videos at the age of 12

  • @Silly_Dino_Boi
    @Silly_Dino_Boi 5 місяців тому +804

    8:58 “STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING, I’M A CHILD OF GOOOO- * *SCREAMING* *”

  • @slurpydurp7242
    @slurpydurp7242 Рік тому +4528

    I’ve never thought I’d feel this violated seeing someone making food. And I’ve seen the woman that makes cocktails in her toilet

    • @TheRatKingsTherapist
      @TheRatKingsTherapist Рік тому +249

      The woman who WHAT😟

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 Рік тому +106

      I feel sorry for the food.

    • @charliegibson4016
      @charliegibson4016 Рік тому

      Chad chad, Jarvis Johnson, and Annamarie Forccino did videos on the lady. Just look up “questionable TikTok food hacks” followed by any of their names to find it.

    • @hypothalapotamus5293
      @hypothalapotamus5293 Рік тому

      These people are like the food perverts from Tampopo.

    • @rayhanmustakim7073
      @rayhanmustakim7073 Рік тому +81

      Why did you have to remind us of that...

  • @PatDavis1989
    @PatDavis1989 Рік тому +3639

    The only useful thing I've learned from TikTok cooks is that the people with the nicest kitchen set-ups really don't deserve them.

    • @Lumpyfish
      @Lumpyfish Рік тому +64

      Except @JoshuaWeissman , don’t disrespect papa.

    • @PatDavis1989
      @PatDavis1989 Рік тому +114

      @@Lumpyfish Josh's pork belly recipe is really solid and he seems like a chill guy.
      And at least he's not dry humping the food. Just wtf?

    • @sleepy_boi945
      @sleepy_boi945 Рік тому +38

      I don’t know if this counts but quincy’s tavern is actually really good and some of the other content he makes aside from food is also really enjoyable

    • @karsthepillardood3265
      @karsthepillardood3265 Рік тому +7

      Except for the people that actually cook like that guy that throws the tea towel at the end of every video

    • @Gustoberg
      @Gustoberg Рік тому

      and vegan people with any degree bit culinary are inceedible cooks

  • @k4y3_campi
    @k4y3_campi 11 місяців тому +5144

    You: "STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING, IM A CHILD OF GODDDDDDDD-"
    Your neighbors: 😨😨😨😨😨

  • @halfahollowperson
    @halfahollowperson 5 місяців тому +251

    “yummy for my tummy! *i love the taste of human.* “
    i’m crying why is that so funny

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 3 місяці тому +6

      "this is a bakery, not a bukkake" is a top tier line.

  • @fIowre
    @fIowre Рік тому +13348

    As a woman who’s questioning my sexuality I thank that dude! For letting me realise I’m lesbian

    • @ecos889
      @ecos889 Рік тому +1058

      As a male homoromantic asexual I am just grateful to have confirmation that I have standards and am not blinded by people's bodies.

    • @insertfunnynamehere8984
      @insertfunnynamehere8984 Рік тому +198

      Welcome to the club!

    • @pcsnoops6385
      @pcsnoops6385 Рік тому

      You do not need to be lesbian to find this very unsettling... take it from a bi girl 💀💀

    • @SM64_Mario
      @SM64_Mario Рік тому +550

      As a male bisexual i wish I was simply just straight after seeing this

    • @I_l0vemybesties
      @I_l0vemybesties Рік тому +23

      What

  • @Rollthedice115
    @Rollthedice115 Рік тому +6799

    I know this is a small detail, but the fact that quite a lot of the nasty stuff, seems like it’s violating cleanliness/health codes. Which is unhygienic and gross.

    • @Rollthedice115
      @Rollthedice115 Рік тому +499

      @rockiandpebbles3705 not just that, but also that clip of rubbing the RAW CHICKEN all around the counter, that’s really dangerous because of all the bacteria being spread around.

    • @Thischannelnolongerexists887
      @Thischannelnolongerexists887 Рік тому +21

      ...Delicious

    • @contentdeleted5405
      @contentdeleted5405 Рік тому +203

      Theres probably atleast 12 health code violations from the FDA for stuff like this

    • @nonexistingvoid
      @nonexistingvoid Рік тому +277

      Don't worry.
      This is simply miscategorised as "cooking content"
      In reality, it's kink content and shouldn't be shown to minors.

    • @avalennear5173
      @avalennear5173 Рік тому +92

      Yeah ik they are literally licking almost everything they touch! Makes me worry about how they prepare food for others

  • @Akursedtime
    @Akursedtime Рік тому +9580

    As a straight woman who is obsessed with food safety. I'm sorry to the asexual, aroace and aromantic community who watched the clips and experienced true hetero horror.
    *Usually I would respond to each comment since the kindness of everyone who forgave us straight women for being the target audience. The harrowing ordeal we all have experienced with these nonchefs have unfortunately scarred us and there is not enough therapy to truly overcome. Hopefully one day we can look at a cupcake and not cringe and suffer from PTSD.

    • @katzbac
      @katzbac Рік тому +764

      i accept ur apology, but i will never recover :(

    • @fruitymcfruitcake9674
      @fruitymcfruitcake9674 Рік тому +638

      Thank you. As an asexual who is also obsessed with food safety, it was a true horror and I will never ever not think of it and think "OH MY FUCKING GOD PUT YOUR HAIR IN A NET STOP TOUCHING THE DOUGH WITH YOUR MOUTH STOP SPITTING ON EVERYTHING STOP TOUCHING GODDAMN EVERYTHING AND WEAR A GODDAMN SHIRT I DON'T WANT YOUR SWEAT IN MY FOOD"

    • @eeveechan5537
      @eeveechan5537 Рік тому +249

      Apology accepted but there will be necessary therapy

    • @capybar00
      @capybar00 Рік тому +196

      thank you for the apology, my asexual, aromantic ass was definitely petrified by this, greatly ⚰

    • @legosunwukong6740
      @legosunwukong6740 Рік тому +97

      thank you
      as an aroace person i am in my grave rn

  • @Mizuki-ul7rn
    @Mizuki-ul7rn 4 місяці тому +140

    “What emotion do you feel after watching the following clips?”
    D. Feeling completely dead inside.

    • @unRandom_.
      @unRandom_. 21 день тому +1

      E. Feeling the necessity to add bleach on my eyes

  • @horizonanadyomene
    @horizonanadyomene Рік тому +5231

    "STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING! IM A CHILD OF GOD" fucking destroyed me. the tiktok in context incited a violent fight-or-flight response and the cut spared my life

  • @shojinacademy
    @shojinacademy Рік тому +4766

    I don’t understand how badly made food videos are so entertaining, it’s like a free invitation to be angry.

    • @smeeghead
      @smeeghead Рік тому +210

      "a free invitation to be angry" is a perfect explanation for most things you see on the internet nowadays

    • @lexi1031
      @lexi1031 Рік тому +71

      That is why they make the video that … disgusting because it’s makes people get mad and comment “why are you doing that” then the algorithm sees that lot of people are commenting and pushes the video to be more popular.

    • @paulaharte9384
      @paulaharte9384 Рік тому +4

      ​@@smeegheadsoooo true

    • @paulaharte9384
      @paulaharte9384 Рік тому +2

      ​@@smeegheadalso I subscribed

    • @siminsasha
      @siminsasha Рік тому +8

      Or a free invitation to loose weight!!

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +7951

    Funky screaming and going insane is as amazing as the fact Funky is more consistent than 50% of US marriages

  • @skurbidi
    @skurbidi 2 місяці тому +182

    0:10 the ick.

    • @dionemartins0212
      @dionemartins0212 2 місяці тому +8

      I had to physically put my phone to the side 😭

    • @OmaBiszantz
      @OmaBiszantz Місяць тому +3

      Yes yes yes ugh

    • @Big_bird_nutz
      @Big_bird_nutz Місяць тому

      ​@OmaBiszantz yeah

    • @dragonamation
      @dragonamation 15 днів тому +5

      Option d. Chuck phone. Move to Canada. Never toch internet again.

  • @jadeblack320
    @jadeblack320 Рік тому +2461

    The alliteration. The puns. Pure genius.
    They almost make up for being traumatized by the "baking" clips

    • @MegaHero709
      @MegaHero709 Рік тому +11

      I think we all need some bleach after this one...

    • @ichigopockychan
      @ichigopockychan Рік тому +5

      @@MegaHero709 I think we're to need more than bleach. I think we need a cold shower too while we're at it...

    • @Goofysheepy
      @Goofysheepy Рік тому +1

      ​@@ichigopockychanI might shower in bleach..

  • @samuelcox358
    @samuelcox358 Рік тому +1409

    Ban people for calling themselves daddy on tiktok is something I can get behind, but what we NEED even more is for whatever he did to that chicken to be a federal crime.

    • @wooogie672
      @wooogie672 Рік тому

      nah what he did to that chicken has to be some sort of necroph*lia and be@stiality….. like i’m not even vegan but that is a CORPSE????

    • @KristenZianourry2015
      @KristenZianourry2015 Рік тому +11

      This is so funny

    • @SquamataReptile
      @SquamataReptile Рік тому +70

      He’s literally groping and touching a dead chickens corpse in a way that’s supposed to be erotic.
      It genuinely grosses me out because its just so morally wrong, the dough was just grains and eggs and milk and whatnot but that’s literally an animal.

    • @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
      @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow Рік тому +3

      destroying a large swath of gay men with this one lmao

    • @savannahdanobrega8887
      @savannahdanobrega8887 Рік тому +4

      I too was traumatized by the chicken 😂

  • @Alana_C
    @Alana_C Рік тому +2795

    After watching this video as a bisexual baker, I am now an asexual unemployed women.

    • @Strawberry_Lumeika
      @Strawberry_Lumeika Рік тому +90

      As a fellow Bisexual Demiromantic woman who loves cooking/baking, I can confirm I became AroAce because of these videos. /j

    • @plinked
      @plinked Рік тому +61

      As a bisexual, sex-repulsed asexual, I can confirm that these videos made me all the more confident in my sexuality.

    • @Camilaroyale
      @Camilaroyale Рік тому +30

      As a lesbian aromantic who dreams to own a bakery, I can confirm this is why I'm aromantic

    • @Space_Weirdo
      @Space_Weirdo Рік тому +14

      As a panromantic asexual person who loves cooking/baking, I believe I am now aromantic asexual because of this

    • @a_paperweight
      @a_paperweight 9 місяців тому

      Damn it made you so asexual it made you undergo mitosis?

  • @RSIALVR
    @RSIALVR 4 місяці тому +36

    HE REALLY EDITED HIS OWN VIDEO, WATCHED IT AND SAID "yeah the ladies are gonna LOVE this" AND UPLOADED IT

  • @Jallakuntilliokan
    @Jallakuntilliokan Рік тому +27405

    As an asexual baking student, I’m horrified.

    • @madnessofmortals
      @madnessofmortals Рік тому +2210

      As a lesbian, I agree.

    • @kindapunkyrocky
      @kindapunkyrocky Рік тому +5

      Fellow ace baker. Watching this made me want to vomit

    • @camusarchetype9326
      @camusarchetype9326 Рік тому +2206

      As a gay man, I'm horrified too 🤝🤝🤝

    • @onlyvax3890
      @onlyvax3890 Рік тому +2028

      As a straight woman I am very disgusted

    • @jadeblack320
      @jadeblack320 Рік тому +1592

      As an asexual foodie I am also horrified

  • @celarts5752
    @celarts5752 Рік тому +1905

    The fact that people like this can be just fine on tiktok but people posting wholesome content get flagged and taken down for "suggestive imagery" is wild

    • @Nerodotnet
      @Nerodotnet Рік тому +95

      As an artist amen to that 🙏 tiktok doesn’t follow its own rules its so frustrating

    • @lemonmeat
      @lemonmeat Рік тому +66

      also how theres literally children on the app mostly ⁉️😰

    • @hellsbells-b9r
      @hellsbells-b9r Рік тому +16

      ​@@lemonmeat Because of TickTocks marketing and presention of itself

  • @thefirstoctavian9305
    @thefirstoctavian9305 Рік тому +2447

    This is the first time I’ve sat through an entire Grammarly ad because of the utter despair and distraught emotions this chef made me feel.

    • @jessicaferrari3987
      @jessicaferrari3987 Рік тому +61

      Just going trhough it for the same reason...I am too...ggh....I need a break!!

    • @pbee.njayay444
      @pbee.njayay444 Рік тому +67

      Im also enjoying the break bc of what we’ve witnessed. I didn’t think it would be that bad but it genuinely is disgusting to me. Just nasty

    • @coffeekat5066
      @coffeekat5066 Рік тому +32

      Honestly also sat there the whole time genuinely enjoying the break haha.

    • @Hip.Username
      @Hip.Username Рік тому +20

      then Funky's plan worked

    • @sentientmushroom2594
      @sentientmushroom2594 Рік тому +10

      Same the rest was so.. words cannot describe it

  • @Mr.MadamDude
    @Mr.MadamDude 4 місяці тому +37

    “I’m a child of GOOOODD!”
    I love this line so much, I say it to myself all the time to make me laugh 😂

  • @Jest.R
    @Jest.R Рік тому +4174

    Funky shouting “STAHP FINGERING EVERYTHING. IM A CHILD OF GO-“ and then devolving into screaming is hilarious to me.

    • @KathyAnnalise
      @KathyAnnalise Рік тому +39

      Same 😂😂😂 I died at that part

    • @ananyanyan
      @ananyanyan Рік тому +38

      8:57

    • @Mayadidurmom
      @Mayadidurmom Рік тому +24

      My mom heard that from my phone

    • @lydiawalker0714
      @lydiawalker0714 Рік тому +34

      I can imagine the clerks at his local grocery store give him the side eye when he's near the produce.

    • @mashedpotatoqueen
      @mashedpotatoqueen Рік тому +12

      And the perfectly cut scream too

  • @mothmistress
    @mothmistress Рік тому +4517

    I watched this PURELY in solidarity because I couldn't let Funky suffer alone.

    • @dalailarose1596
      @dalailarose1596 Рік тому +91

      We're all in this together ❤️

    • @chillitheconqueror3567
      @chillitheconqueror3567 Рік тому +37

      @dalailarose1596 once we know that we are, we're all stars. And we see that 👄👁👄

    • @runyoufool2856
      @runyoufool2856 Рік тому +16

      Me too. We can't let Funky shrink away because of the cringe.

    • @cutecore_sigma
      @cutecore_sigma Рік тому

      @@chillitheconqueror3567 we're all in this together!

    • @panini33
      @panini33 Рік тому

      @@chillitheconqueror3567🎶We’re all in this together and it shows when we stand hand in hand make our dreams come truuue🎶

  • @TheRatKingsDumpsterBaby
    @TheRatKingsDumpsterBaby Рік тому +1717

    I cannot even begin to describe how physically uncomfortable this man makes me

    • @Sweet_Melatonin
      @Sweet_Melatonin 11 місяців тому +18

      I dont think anyone can, this is all kinds of wrong.

    • @emmaa.143
      @emmaa.143 11 місяців тому +13

      stop cause he looks like josh hutcherson mixed with shane dawson

    • @jxstmxlly3664
      @jxstmxlly3664 11 місяців тому +1

      THIS

    • @rheasvero
      @rheasvero 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@emmaa.143 * Throws you into a giant pickle jar filled with holy water *

    • @emmaa.143
      @emmaa.143 10 місяців тому +1

      @@rheasvero what'd i do 😭😭

  • @ElsaCameron-wz7cg
    @ElsaCameron-wz7cg 2 місяці тому +87

    0:17 all of the above

  • @Teddy-bn2qy
    @Teddy-bn2qy Рік тому +2652

    The "daddy's nuts" thing just has me imagining him sitting concentrated over that little note with a ball-point pen writing it down and it makes me laugh

    • @taylorsonlinelibrary
      @taylorsonlinelibrary Рік тому +91

      STOP

    • @user-gw7uy3il1k
      @user-gw7uy3il1k Рік тому +220

      "Hehehe the lady's are gonna LOVE THIS!!"

    • @mlmschf
      @mlmschf Рік тому

      ​@@user-gw7uy3il1kthe ladies right now: ....😨

    • @Nani-yd1hq
      @Nani-yd1hq Рік тому +72

      Imagine him having to rewrite it because he messed up a letter,

    • @Nilinili-i2y
      @Nilinili-i2y 10 місяців тому +1

      Cool pfp

  • @Cucumber-nw8rr
    @Cucumber-nw8rr Рік тому +624

    you’ve heard of pedophiles ,you’ve heard of zoophiles, but now, we’ve got foodphiles.

  • @Onigiriedits
    @Onigiriedits Рік тому +847

    I’m a baker. I like to search Pinterest for recipes… I have unfortunately stumbled upon this content which then leads me to hide in a corner and feel immensely uncomfortable when I’m baking anything

    • @LocalInfoChan
      @LocalInfoChan Рік тому +20

      I feel bad for you now

    • @grumpyseagull
      @grumpyseagull Рік тому +13

      I can relate now and I'm so sorry :,)

    • @runyoufool2856
      @runyoufool2856 Рік тому +3

      Don't worry. Just block it out like it's a bad dream...

    • @MetalKingsley
      @MetalKingsley Рік тому +1

      PRETEND it WAS JUST A FEVER DREAM THAT USUALLY WORKS FOR ME

  • @Cardinalt
    @Cardinalt Місяць тому +22

    2:29 wow, none of the food stuff really did it for me, but that made me genuinely gag!

  • @Danap-mykaykat
    @Danap-mykaykat Рік тому +2792

    As an asexual, seeing a half naked man sexually harass and defile perfectly delicious looking treats, this is my absolute worst nightmare. So, really, you’re not far off in the jump scare aspect!
    Honestly though, watching that was….rough….I may be perverted, even for an asexual, but that was uncomfortable because I’ve never actually felt this way before. I mean, I’ve seen some nasty and unsanitary things people do with food like painting or making nasty combinations, but I’ve never felt….repulsed, in such a way before? I know I sound like I’m being really harsh, but it’s more so surprise on my side because I’ve genuinely never experienced this type of sensory of uncomfortable, almost like threatening when it comes to preparing food. Maybe it’s because I _am_ asexual that I find this so…blasphemous? Lmao idk, but either way it was still incredibly entertaining to watch you talk about and react to!

    • @DiamondDrizzle
      @DiamondDrizzle Рік тому

      Nah, you did the right amount of harsh, these videos are disgusting if not repulsive

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Рік тому +232

      Its because its not your fetish
      And like. Not to kink shame but at that guy
      STOP IT. SOME KINKS ARENT MEANT TO BE SHARED ON MAIN. AAAAAAAA

    • @bunnyhops6358
      @bunnyhops6358 Рік тому

      Hold on I didn't catch that.... are you asexual?

    • @ana_d_73
      @ana_d_73 Рік тому +181

      Every time he violated those desserts and my eyeballs was another confirmation of my asexuality. I feel scarred

    • @MaiaEmpyrean
      @MaiaEmpyrean Рік тому +133

      I'm not asexual but I can relate. Watching those videos make me feel violated and make me want to never eat food again.

  • @tanikalla
    @tanikalla Рік тому +796

    dude literally gave the phrase "food porn" a whole new meaning..... _stares into the void with disgust_

    • @LatinaChef1986
      @LatinaChef1986 11 місяців тому +36

      For real! As someone who went to culinary school, this made me want to gag due to the health code violations.

    • @darkrai205
      @darkrai205 10 місяців тому +13

      The void stares back with intrigue

    • @unabledstardust
      @unabledstardust 9 місяців тому +6

      fr, i’ve never lost my appetite faster

    • @familiamarquez3219
      @familiamarquez3219 5 місяців тому

      --:--

  • @anyaisma4878
    @anyaisma4878 Рік тому +889

    To be honest 50% of the time I don’t even know what donut daddy is trying to imply by just mishandling the food, and then the other 50% is just the most concentrated cringe behavior I’ve ever seen

    • @singingofsilver
      @singingofsilver Рік тому +85

      He gves the vibe of someone who pretends he's great at it but is really so bad that every woman he's ever had blocks him on every social platform imaginable

    • @Lovelink3325
      @Lovelink3325 Рік тому +8

      Fatherless behavior

    • @Invisible-Atlas
      @Invisible-Atlas Рік тому +1

      ​@@Lovelink3325😂😂lol

    • @MariaTex3
      @MariaTex3 Рік тому

      Also a vagina is not exactly comparable to fruit or bread or any of the other stuff these men are using as replacement genitals. Just because something has a hole you can put your finger in, it doesn't mean you can or SHOULD finger it. But these people do not seem to understand that.

    • @-MariotAndVoid-
      @-MariotAndVoid- Рік тому +1

      @@Lovelink3325 We do NOT claim these guys.

  • @E_200daloudlad
    @E_200daloudlad 2 місяці тому +41

    5:43 HELP THE YANDERE SIMULATOR SOUND

  • @thetincan468
    @thetincan468 Рік тому +3033

    This is honestly one of the MANY reasons I will not let my child go unmonitored on the internet till she’s in her mid teens

    • @idek228
      @idek228 Рік тому +54

      I will probably do that when i have kids

    • @squin6959
      @squin6959 Рік тому +220

      Tbh the internet is why I’m not having kids. Can’t keep it from them forever and there’s so much you can be exposed to on there.

    • @pregnantleggies3696
      @pregnantleggies3696 Рік тому +25

      UA-cam kids is a great starter app
      Edit: Apparently it’s not a great app rip 💀

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Рік тому +66

      I'm only letting mine have a leapfrog

    • @anomalousanimates
      @anomalousanimates Рік тому +119

      @@pregnantleggies3696 i don't think youtube kids is a great starter app for your child

  • @user-hb8dd4ux8s
    @user-hb8dd4ux8s Рік тому +534

    these people have literally violated their cuisine so much, they should have already gotten a restraining order and charges for assalt.

  • @lilscenechick1995
    @lilscenechick1995 11 місяців тому +914

    “Well that’s the second worst thing that chicken has been through” had me dead 💀

    • @3ÇĦ0
      @3ÇĦ0 9 місяців тому +37

      You know the saying “Fate worse then death?” …That chicken went through the worse fate. I’d say the DEATH was the second worst thing 😭

    • @Ikhouvanbrood
      @Ikhouvanbrood 8 місяців тому +5

      yea u know what else is dead?

    • @3ÇĦ0
      @3ÇĦ0 8 місяців тому

      @@Ikhouvanbrood wut?

    • @Ikhouvanbrood
      @Ikhouvanbrood 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@3ÇĦ0 the chicken

    • @3ÇĦ0
      @3ÇĦ0 8 місяців тому +4

      @@Ikhouvanbrood Ok that was funny and I should’ve expected it 😭

  • @X0_Vixennn_0X
    @X0_Vixennn_0X 2 місяці тому +28

    5:00 HELP WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY-

  • @theclassfreakforever
    @theclassfreakforever 11 місяців тому +2134

    my groin just zipped itself closed

    • @DaffyYoshido
      @DaffyYoshido 9 місяців тому +58

      What a relief.

    • @swaggyhotdog
      @swaggyhotdog 9 місяців тому

      my pp did so too and I didn't even know that was possible

    • @Kowalski_at-Bayern
      @Kowalski_at-Bayern 9 місяців тому +49

      My groin said to me: "Like it or not, your being a woman and you don't have to go through surgery"

    • @Archiver_Studio
      @Archiver_Studio 8 місяців тому +19

      @@Kowalski_at-Bayern Same, I was already handling gender dysphoria so this really helped me check out womanhood XD

    • @nanyur3013
      @nanyur3013 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Archiver_Studiogender dysphoria?

  • @akuipervogeth
    @akuipervogeth 8 місяців тому +1080

    I prefer my baked goods unmolested personally

  • @menelcrist
    @menelcrist 8 місяців тому +1123

    the Nutella fingering and "are you wet yet" had the same energy as Markiplier punching the eatable slime and asking "are you close"

  • @Cat_Cups
    @Cat_Cups Місяць тому +14

    12:57 is me when any liquid from the trash/sink touches me lmao

  • @rebeccagrinlinton2989
    @rebeccagrinlinton2989 9 місяців тому +3479

    SIR, SIR, STEP AWAY FROM THE DOUGH

  • @artisticnerd1122
    @artisticnerd1122 Рік тому +754

    "It was the yeast you could do." "Is this Fifty Shades of Grain." You have such good humour. I love it.

  • @grinchyskellington
    @grinchyskellington Рік тому +939

    as a gay man this makes me feel “MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL MICHAAAAEEEL”

    • @WilliamAftonOriginal
      @WilliamAftonOriginal Рік тому +53

      Ace guy in the same boat here!

    • @TheProcaztinator
      @TheProcaztinator 11 місяців тому +25

      @@WilliamAftonOriginalaye a fellow ace buddy

    • @WilliamAftonOriginal
      @WilliamAftonOriginal 11 місяців тому +16

      @@TheProcaztinator Ayy!

    • @noahandreasen9221
      @noahandreasen9221 11 місяців тому +31

      As a bi person im feeling more of an “alvin and The chipmunks in a microwave” Vibe.

    • @lucanusafrost
      @lucanusafrost 11 місяців тому +10

      As a gay demisexual man I agree

  • @The_Red_Art34
    @The_Red_Art34 2 місяці тому +43

    1:15 IM SORRY WHAT

  • @_absolutelyflawless_8575
    @_absolutelyflawless_8575 9 місяців тому +1476

    4:56 "ARE YOU WET YET???" Me: My face sure is from the tears I've cried watching this.

    • @karenduvall1415
      @karenduvall1415 7 місяців тому +39

      I don’t think I’ll ever be wet again…

    • @plebbypebblepleb
      @plebbypebblepleb 6 місяців тому

      @@karenduvall1415 HELP

    • @your_neighborly_bisexual
      @your_neighborly_bisexual 5 місяців тому

      @@karenduvall1415 i will be wet when i bathe in holy water after this

    • @dragonamation
      @dragonamation 3 місяці тому +1

      I’m a qwerked up white boy, 💃💃💃

    • @unRandom_.
      @unRandom_. 21 день тому +1

      I'm also wet.
      Because i applied Hydrochloric acid on my eyes.

  • @Average-YouTube-enjoyer-69420
    @Average-YouTube-enjoyer-69420 7 місяців тому +922

    He ate the donut with A FORK AND KNIFE after FINGERING EVERYTHING

    • @alexandradeutsch
      @alexandradeutsch 4 місяці тому +34

      The AUDACITY!

    • @chs9999
      @chs9999 3 місяці тому

      Of course he used cutlery those donuts are covered in cum no way is he touching that with his fingies

  • @Taradoxxi
    @Taradoxxi Рік тому +247

    I dated a chef and food safety inspector for six years and the things these people are doing would have given him an aneurysm

  • @Meiko-Heigo
    @Meiko-Heigo 2 місяці тому +8

    8:57 “STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING!! IM A CHILD OF GODDDDD!!!!”

  • @sayk5728
    @sayk5728 Рік тому +695

    i've never been happier to get interrupted by somebody talking abt grammarly in my entire life 💀

    • @character.aigirl
      @character.aigirl 11 місяців тому +6

      HABAJAJA THIS IS SO FUNNY I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

    • @unabledstardust
      @unabledstardust 10 місяців тому +2

      it might be the only sponsor break that i haven’t skipped

  • @smplkndagrl23
    @smplkndagrl23 Рік тому +480

    Funny thing is i feel like donut daddy and these other guys absolutely suck in bed, have to ask you if you finished, and want you to tell them just how good they were. In detail. It's giving heavy "I'm to show you things you've never seen before" prior to heaving like an epileptic rabbit for 3 minutes vibes

    • @SaraAB98
      @SaraAB98 Рік тому +36

      An epileptic rabbit 🤣🤣🤣you're great 🩷

    • @brideofcthulhu347
      @brideofcthulhu347 11 місяців тому +45

      I get the same vibe of "I'm so amazing, right? Yeah I was awesome, it was good for you too right?" Meanwhile their date is half-bored just scrolling on her phone wishing she was bread dough

    • @zubaidahjalil5847
      @zubaidahjalil5847 10 місяців тому

      It's definitely giving small d*ck energy

  • @amethystdawn
    @amethystdawn Рік тому +278

    You screaming "ARE YOU WET YET??" with your full hand in the Nutella jar made me laugh so hard my sides hurt. Oml

  • @abbiehannah_
    @abbiehannah_ 4 місяці тому +9

    11:46 I also like the Tom Holland look alike who only gives you a heart and a cute wink. It’s adorable🥹

  • @leeledyke
    @leeledyke Рік тому +437

    I thought I felt option B, but option C really captures my horror. Someone get this man a shirt and an apron. Also, please do take that icing out of his paycheck. As well as the milk. God please do not give this man glaze or milk.

    • @ilonaschneider5532
      @ilonaschneider5532 Рік тому +8

      Ha! I completely relate to everything you just said!! x

    • @NoobGamer-hn5rs
      @NoobGamer-hn5rs Рік тому +12

      my brain did C and i was both confused and disgusted lol

    • @GenderedMess
      @GenderedMess Рік тому +7

      Literally just remove his paycheck, the amount of food he's violated had now gotten the FDA on hand.

    • @zayneeeeeeeee7080
      @zayneeeeeeeee7080 Рік тому +5

      Is say option d all of the above

    • @leeledyke
      @leeledyke Рік тому +2

      @@zayneeeeeeeee7080 I agree

  • @cactitrash
    @cactitrash Рік тому +333

    as an aroace, im somehow still more surprised and confused with the amount of suggestive things these guys managed to do in one video

    • @Bustermachine
      @Bustermachine Рік тому +28

      As someone who is definitely NOT ACE at all . . . They surprise me too.

    • @ashrowan2143
      @ashrowan2143 Рік тому +17

      Also on the aro ace spectrum and I'm sex positive but those clips still disturb me greatly

    • @Sunnythreee
      @Sunnythreee Рік тому

      Sex indifferent Aroace here, in my opinion, both the food, and those videos, should be set on fire.

    • @squishy17616
      @squishy17616 Рік тому +1

      Same here

  • @Wasabi-zq8mv
    @Wasabi-zq8mv Рік тому +768

    "I SAW THAT! Disgusting pervert!"
    - Yandere Simulator 2023

    • @Seshnaga
      @Seshnaga 9 місяців тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @a1k021
      @a1k021 9 місяців тому +27

      lol I recognized that sound effect the moment I heard it. Good times, until they weren’t

    • @IzzieBarrera
      @IzzieBarrera 8 місяців тому +3

      @@a1k021same same !! so sad pedodev had to ruin yan sim

  • @creepsnocturnal8063
    @creepsnocturnal8063 3 місяці тому +1

    Girl...
    I...
    Thank you for making this. I cackled like I never cackled. This video was great. I disagree on tons with other vids which is fine, but golly, what a gift. Thank you!

  • @Jo-tv7dd
    @Jo-tv7dd Рік тому +1585

    I am a 50-year-old woman and don't always hold the same opinions as you, but I find your content hilarious. 🤣Please keep up the excellent work. I hope your fan base grows 😊

    • @Alexis1235P
      @Alexis1235P Рік тому +170

      this is so wholesome WHAT!?!?!?!?😭

    • @AverageTPOTfan
      @AverageTPOTfan Рік тому +22

      @@Alexis1235P IK 😭😭

    • @Kat-il4gg
      @Kat-il4gg Рік тому +37

      I also LOVE funky frog’s content! It’s just amazing

    • @kateajurors8640
      @kateajurors8640 Рік тому

      ​@@Alexis1235Pshe edited it to say hilarious now lol😂😂😂

    • @NAZRULISLAM-kz6yc
      @NAZRULISLAM-kz6yc Рік тому +4

      IM SO HAPPY YOUR A NORMAL 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN AND NOT "THEM"

  • @annoyingtiger888x2
    @annoyingtiger888x2 Рік тому +156

    I've struggled to lose weight my whole life. Who knew all it would take is one tiktoker to never want to touch food again.

  • @paigemcninch3003
    @paigemcninch3003 Рік тому +889

    As an asexual person with food aversions, these men are portraying my worst nightmare

    • @allyvinet
      @allyvinet Рік тому +14

      RIGHT?!! D:

    • @sweetpicklez1528
      @sweetpicklez1528 Рік тому +7

      Omg sameeee

    • @sinthorana2814
      @sinthorana2814 Рік тому +36

      As an asexual person that loves food, it makes me so fucking uncomfortable. I can't even eat cereal without thinking about the milk thing...

    • @lemon-limeade
      @lemon-limeade Рік тому +2

      As an asexual person who loves to cook, I have been internally screaming since five seconds into the video

    • @FISTFVCKCORPSE
      @FISTFVCKCORPSE Рік тому

      IKR

  • @rachow_
    @rachow_ Місяць тому +1

    I’ve watched a lot of funky frog bait and I don’t know why I haven’t watched this one until now, but the commentary in this video is absolutely killing me 😂 I’ve choked on my lunch twice from laughing

  • @CeresAzalia
    @CeresAzalia Рік тому +319

    Bro if I was their family I wouldn't be able to eat a single thing they ever made. They'd be asked to bring something for the holidays and I'd just be like, "Did you face-fuck the dough, Jeremy?? DID YOU FACE-FUCK OUR BREAD, JEREMY?! YOU'VE RUINED THANKSGIVING! GET OUT OF HERE, I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU!" lmao!

    • @Clearbluesky771
      @Clearbluesky771 Рік тому +13

      No sane girl would be envy of the girl who dates him

    • @aliya6158
      @aliya6158 Рік тому +18

      To be honest I don't think he is dating anybody except that bread he is just brown nosed...

    • @PinkLemonadeRat
      @PinkLemonadeRat Рік тому +8

      HELP I LAUGHED FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES AT THIS ONE COMMENT TAKE MY F*CKING LIKE AND GO DAMMIT 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lolabaker8197
    @lolabaker8197 Рік тому +333

    I’m really glad someone had the guts to talk about this. It’s hilarious but like actually so vulgar and inappropriate.

    • @matherman1111
      @matherman1111 Рік тому +6

      Yeah even some other popular cooking channels do it from time to time, for alll them views and shock value

  • @farhanrahman9670
    @farhanrahman9670 Рік тому +2389

    As a heterosexual person who supports the LGBTQIA+,we can admit that some people of our tribe are weird af.

    • @E11iewi11iams
      @E11iewi11iams Рік тому +197

      As a lgbtqia+ person, I thank you for clarifying this, you are one of the good ones

    • @aba637
      @aba637 Рік тому +124

      Right as a straight person wtf is this 😭

    • @ang31ite333
      @ang31ite333 Рік тому +82

      Tribe 💀

    • @MistyJohnson-w2k
      @MistyJohnson-w2k Рік тому +30

      As part of the community I do not stand by the out of wack members

    • @fofosyrie3798
      @fofosyrie3798 Рік тому

      We should in fact exile them until they repent their sins and start acting like normal individuals again because I am simply too embarrassed to admit that I'm straight after watching this

  • @seloer
    @seloer Місяць тому +7

    4:54 "ARE YOU WET YET? ARE YOU WET YET?????"

  • @lisahoshowsky4251
    @lisahoshowsky4251 Рік тому +310

    “Carnally acquainted with coconut cream” was not a phrase that should be uttered aloud and yet I’m glad it was😂😂

  • @Floviah
    @Floviah Рік тому +376

    10:00 I'd be so embarrassed if I saw my mom acting like that 🤢

    • @deeasaurous
      @deeasaurous Рік тому +71

      i think i would actually jump off a bridge

    • @fairylaw4994
      @fairylaw4994 Рік тому +29

      ​@@deeasaurousi will join you

    • @randombubble1462
      @randombubble1462 Рік тому +26

      ⁠@@deeasaurousI will also join you.

    • @meredithmcghee5821
      @meredithmcghee5821 Рік тому +25

      are we taking a bus, cuz I got a ramp we can use

    • @fairylaw4994
      @fairylaw4994 Рік тому +16

      @@meredithmcghee5821 i can get us some popcorn

  • @alim.9801
    @alim.9801 11 місяців тому +323

    I am VERY uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today 😭😭😭

  • @AlyaEel13
    @AlyaEel13 5 місяців тому +24

    Why is bro kissing the dough?
    Edit: “STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING! IM A CHILD OF GOD!” I love it 😂😂😂

  • @strangeactuallylegume
    @strangeactuallylegume Рік тому +199

    As an asexual, the only man who I was blushing at like a sweet southern lady receiving roses from a secret admirer was the Markiplier body double. He looks too good and kind to be real

    • @alyshasims4794
      @alyshasims4794 Рік тому +18

      YES he's the only one who actually teaches you to bake, without doing too much. That makes it attractive!

    • @BeesRecipes
      @BeesRecipes Рік тому +8

      I need to know who this Markiplier body double is
      Edit: nvm I finished the video lol

  • @GodsDope
    @GodsDope Рік тому +1088

    This is great. The donut daddy definitely helps me staying away from baked goods FOREVER. The bare thought of custard erupting from a donut makes me gag.

    • @rikkblack
      @rikkblack Рік тому +30

      erupting 😂

    • @nyencatchristmas2817
      @nyencatchristmas2817 Рік тому +25

      I haven't even finished the video yet and the sheer wording of that makes me want to stay away from any sort of filled donut

    • @sierramobley8962
      @sierramobley8962 Рік тому +14

      ugh so true, that clip of the guy going in to eat the bread booty made me want to swear off all baked goods until further notice 😭😭😭

    • @bluebeka2458
      @bluebeka2458 Рік тому +25

      Imagine just wanting to give up on your diet and you go to a bakery, craving sweet baked good. Then you have to go to the bathroom, but instead of the bathroom, you open the door and to your horror. You see a half naked grown man, making out with some dough in front of a camera. Before he notices your presence, you back away slowly and then traumatized you walk home. Still thinking about what you just witnessed that day.

    • @ellz223
      @ellz223 Рік тому +8

      I am nauseous and I will never eat again👍

  • @GigglingEmz84
    @GigglingEmz84 Рік тому +261

    4:55 “ARE YOU WET YET?!” 💀

    • @justme-et3sr
      @justme-et3sr 10 місяців тому +8

      The same level as markiplier's "You close?"

  • @SophiaArmstrong-j8w
    @SophiaArmstrong-j8w Місяць тому +3

    8:58 “STOP FINGERING EVERYTHING! IM A CHILD OF GOD!” Got me rolling 😂

  • @tailsfan23new
    @tailsfan23new Рік тому +1120

    I cannot stop goddamn laughing at this man. Idk it's just TOO absurd for me to take seriously. Sometimes, straight people are a gift. Truly.

    • @lolfacelolacc
      @lolfacelolacc Рік тому +27

      Ikr, like its just so goofy and absurd lmao

    • @VVsupremacy
      @VVsupremacy Рік тому +22

      As a straight person (unfortunately), we generally don't accept these people. But if they amuse you, we are relieved.

    • @Contrarian-v7p
      @Contrarian-v7p Рік тому

      You do realize these men aren't confirmed to be straight right? Like they literally also have content catering to men. Comments like these from queer people are so weird.

    • @emmalarsen8446
      @emmalarsen8446 2 місяці тому

      I don't think hes straight he's horny

  • @jordenezard2692
    @jordenezard2692 10 місяців тому +815

    0:54 His cheekbones are the same shape as my gaming mouse LOL

    • @analazea617
      @analazea617 10 місяців тому +14

      Lol

    • @chrryflavoured
      @chrryflavoured 8 місяців тому +9

      LMAOOOOO

    • @ziyolore2008
      @ziyolore2008 8 місяців тому +11

      bro’s been mewing

    • @edenstarz
      @edenstarz 7 місяців тому +10

      @Daboypurplhart Mewing is the technique of flattening out your tongue against the roof of the mouth. Over time, the movement is said to help realign your teeth and define your jawline. To properly mew, you must relax your tongue and make sure it's entirely against the roof of your mouth, including the back of the tongue.

    • @Micksheh
      @Micksheh 7 місяців тому +3

      Bro was mewing the time he was a fetus (I liked my own comment. I actually did yall)

  • @louloudaki_
    @louloudaki_ 10 місяців тому +529

    to cleanse your eyes from this and watch some really wholesome chef content i highly recommend amauri guichon. he makes stunning chocolate sculptures and has the time of his life doing it. he’s always so excited by what he’s making and it’s a wonderful time to watch him. wholesome well edited content

    • @ThePubg_Player
      @ThePubg_Player 8 місяців тому +15

      I've been watching him from the beginning, before his channel got popular.

    • @micahasby2657
      @micahasby2657 8 місяців тому +11

      CHOCOLATE GUY!!! Love that man

    • @anarazady8985
      @anarazady8985 8 місяців тому +12

      I would also recommend the channel pastrychef am. His shorts are mostly making pastries and they all look delicious. He always looks like he put care in making them

    • @MadiChampagne
      @MadiChampagne 7 місяців тому +3

      Thank you!!

    • @crescent_sun482
      @crescent_sun482 7 місяців тому +3

      Omg I love Guichon. He's INCREDIBLY talented

  • @call-me-Xy
    @call-me-Xy Місяць тому +3

    8:57 the voice crack and the cut made it perfect🤣

  • @SewerRat3000
    @SewerRat3000 Рік тому +779

    I giggle and kick my feet when funkyfrogbait uploads

    • @HappyDaze4200
      @HappyDaze4200 Рік тому +21

      That's so cute! and so do I honestly! 🤗🤗♥♥

    • @Buhleep
      @Buhleep Рік тому +10

      I've been giggling at the bar for the past 5 minutes

    • @sackyhackMxO
      @sackyhackMxO Рік тому +5

      True😂

    • @rainends
      @rainends Рік тому +3

      SO TRUE

    • @tobers_is_lost
      @tobers_is_lost Рік тому +12

      squinting bc i saw you post this exact sentence on ethan's video last night

  • @namae.03
    @namae.03 Рік тому +1181

    As a s*x-repulsed asexual, I almost threw up watching these guys’ videos 😭 I think most people would agree they are disgusting.
    Your videos are always so funny and interesting, I love your energy. Thank you for another video!!

    • @rat-xo7mj
      @rat-xo7mj Рік тому +164

      As a sex neutral asexual, the feelings are mutual. Why do allos have to ruin food 😭😭😭😭

    • @Scarab3271
      @Scarab3271 Рік тому +87

      @@rat-xo7mj
      Even I am an allo and I … have no idea how to feel.

    • @sagetealeafs
      @sagetealeafs Рік тому +87

      i'm not even on the ace spectrum, but i hate it so much too 😭

    • @clarrytheclam
      @clarrytheclam Рік тому +54

      Same 😭 I miss the time when I was a child and food could just be food, and not overly sexualised fo no reason, because ew wtf gross 😓

    • @beepboopboopbeep3
      @beepboopboopbeep3 Рік тому +37

      Hello asexual gang

  • @jazzydragon4498
    @jazzydragon4498 Рік тому +1204

    I love baking and hate unclean prepping practices. This was torture 🙃

    • @eglantinepapeau1582
      @eglantinepapeau1582 Рік тому +30

      same here, i would never eat that food , regardless of who's licking and slapping it 🤨

    • @Marilyn2401
      @Marilyn2401 Рік тому +26

      Ikr? Just being shirtless was enough for me, without even doing all that "extra things" 😢😢 To me clean is sexy

    • @OopsIDidItAgainUh
      @OopsIDidItAgainUh Рік тому +9

      Same OMG! I'm the kind of person who washes my hands after every step of cooking/baking, and would even wash my hands if I unknowingly touched the bottom of a utensil I am working with. That's why, even if the end product looks aesthetically very good, I can never find them appetizing.

    • @cryptid-king
      @cryptid-king Рік тому +9

      ​​@@Marilyn2401honestly like... Being a good cook is attractive. This mess is NOT 😭 and I absolutely agree I will not be eating any of that

    • @lumiiberry1311
      @lumiiberry1311 Рік тому +4

      Absolutely agree. I have ServSafe certification, and if I saw anyone fingering an orange before using it, I’m chucking that pastry in the garbage.

  • @DruidofSylvia
    @DruidofSylvia 2 місяці тому +10

    7:01 the foreshadowing of hawk tuah

  • @Heavymetalthunda3
    @Heavymetalthunda3 10 місяців тому +184

    "yummy for my tummy, I love the taste of human"
    i cant say i was ever expecting to hear those owrds in that order

  • @Void_not_found
    @Void_not_found 9 місяців тому +886

    Help I got to funkyfrog yelling "ARE YOU WET YET" AND I GOT TAMPAX AD AND IT GOT MORE UNCOMFORTABLE HELP MEEEEEE.

  • @fawnfully
    @fawnfully Рік тому +414

    This reaction was so genuine 8:58
    I feel so bad for anyone who had to see those chefs' tiktoks 😭

    • @charadreemurr4839
      @charadreemurr4839 Рік тому +36

      I was drinking some juice and their reaction made my juice come out of my nose.

    • @fawnfully
      @fawnfully Рік тому +19

      @@charadreemurr4839 I feel you

    • @jaxsonmaben
      @jaxsonmaben Рік тому +20

      i died for a bit but sadly im back

    • @Catz4lifez
      @Catz4lifez 8 місяців тому +6

      @@charadreemurr4839MY PEACH ICED TEA CAME OUT MY NOSE AND MOUTH STOP

  • @MrGarvineOfficial
    @MrGarvineOfficial 2 місяці тому +5

    SIR, 12 FEET AWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    *screams of terror*
    - Basically Funkyfrogbait when they yelled ‘IM A CHILD OF GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH’

  • @RiparianRhapsody
    @RiparianRhapsody Рік тому +709

    I will point out that Chef Gordon Ramsey actually DOES get his whole ass fully out MULTIPLE times on camera on Hotel Hell, but to be fair it's not a show focused on cooking

    • @honeyvoicehwang8990
      @honeyvoicehwang8990 Рік тому +59

      if i'm not mistaken, it is literally once an episode

    • @KalDoesStuff
      @KalDoesStuff Рік тому +108

      EVERY EPISODE BROOO..... I... I'm almost convinced we've all seen his bare cheeks more than his wife ever did..

    • @lemonywater2979
      @lemonywater2979 Рік тому +38

      You have got to be joking

    • @sakareeh
      @sakareeh Рік тому +29

      W h a t

    • @mikoistired18
      @mikoistired18 Рік тому +79

      I tried to marathon Hotel Hell ONCE. And failed half-way through. Because EVERY. EPISODE. We see him step into the shower. Ass out. Fully naked. So calmly.
      Well. The R34 artists have something to go off of, I guess.

  • @batt3ryac1d277
    @batt3ryac1d277 9 місяців тому +187

    THE LITTLE DANCE THEY DID SIDE BY SIDE WITH HIM LMAOOO

  • @ditchdot
    @ditchdot Рік тому +460

    I can't believe men found a way to ruin cooking, there's almost no way to make the skill of cooking a red flag but here I stand being shown exactly how it's done

    • @ladyredl3210
      @ladyredl3210 Рік тому

      Men can ruin anything. They seem to enjoy it.

    • @jennifergilkey
      @jennifergilkey Рік тому +19

      they, have the ability to ruin everything. whatchu talkin about!!!

    • @goldendaygecko7435
      @goldendaygecko7435 Рік тому +19

      I'm unhappy about being a man rn

    • @ditchdot
      @ditchdot Рік тому +29

      @@goldendaygecko7435 you should be, please apologize on behalf of your kind

    • @oceanman4056
      @oceanman4056 Рік тому +1

      I dunno, suggestive cooking content isn't exactly new, women have done it too. I mean, youtube has had and probably still has naked under apron cooking videos starred by women.
      Only queastonable thing about this is internet acces of minors, they shouldn't view this kind of content on TikTok or anything.