Balthasar Gelt - I Cast Economic Recession

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  • @pancreasnowork9939
    @pancreasnowork9939  5 місяців тому +114

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    • @SonOfLemonRuss
      @SonOfLemonRuss 5 місяців тому +4

      Talk good about the Space Wolves. And bad about the Aekdari.

    • @supershaner
      @supershaner 5 місяців тому +2

      @@pancreasnowork9939 your mother!!!

    • @rubz1390
      @rubz1390 5 місяців тому +1

      What are you hiding under your bed?

    • @adamqutaefan8969
      @adamqutaefan8969 5 місяців тому

      Hello P am asking again if you can do halo V starcraft like Covenant v humans from Starcraft

    • @destructivepanda5226
      @destructivepanda5226 5 місяців тому

      Give me a kiss 😘

  • @borkbork3513
    @borkbork3513 5 місяців тому +2635

    Gelt: “MY WORK HERE IS DONE!”
    Gullieman: “All you did was turn Abaddon’s armor into lead and stole his wallet!”
    Gelt: *Disappears.*

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 5 місяців тому +161

      Making the armour save of a regiment of knights disappear was pretty gnarly in WFB.

    • @dravendarkplays9607
      @dravendarkplays9607 5 місяців тому +121

      Gelt turns agrons nails into lead

    • @borkbork3513
      @borkbork3513 5 місяців тому +71

      @@dravendarkplays9607 at that point he may as well turn the iron in his blood to lead.

    • @knpark2025
      @knpark2025 5 місяців тому +36

      Or maybe, just maybe, what if he had turned the Black Stone Fortress hurtling towards Cadia into Lead Fortress?

    • @TVdinnermasterchef
      @TVdinnermasterchef 5 місяців тому

      ​@@knpark2025 nah, turn it into Mercury. It'll do nothing to Cadia because you're essentially now throwing a bucket a liquid at a planet.

  • @MoaRider
    @MoaRider 5 місяців тому +2188

    "I cast Hyper-Inflation!"
    "NO NOT LIKE THAT NOT LIKE THAT OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE"

  • @enclave9497
    @enclave9497 5 місяців тому +3058

    Balthazar Gelt turned all the gold on mcragge into lead. cant have shit in ultrimar

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 5 місяців тому +238

      He stole the platinum from the land raiders

    • @nyxnox2135
      @nyxnox2135 5 місяців тому +259

      ​@@jonathanathor117stole the catalytic converters from the Rhinos

    • @captaintitus4637
      @captaintitus4637 5 місяців тому +163

      Turned the custodes armor into lead to can’t have shit on terra

    • @El_Hornio_II
      @El_Hornio_II 5 місяців тому

      @@captaintitus4637 fucker turned the entire golden palace into lead can't have shit on Terra

    • @100acatfishandwillbreakyou2
      @100acatfishandwillbreakyou2 5 місяців тому

      Such is the power of Gelt.

  • @menelar479
    @menelar479 5 місяців тому +1919

    *Walks into Calgar's room*
    I AM SUPREME!
    *Clasp his hands*
    Walks away

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 5 місяців тому +62

      Your comment makes it look like he's saying "walks away" out loud.

    • @ballsinurmouth-2
      @ballsinurmouth-2 5 місяців тому

      @@addison_v_ertisement1678it wouldn’t surprise me honestly

    • @blizzardgaming7070
      @blizzardgaming7070 5 місяців тому +38

      ​@@addison_v_ertisement1678that's even funnier.

  • @Oberonsen
    @Oberonsen 5 місяців тому +978

    *Gelt stealing all the copper wires from the Golden Throne then turning the gold into lead*

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 5 місяців тому +67

      I mean silver would be more insulting, but then again gelt would not stoop to tzeentch levels of low blow.

    • @jetex1911
      @jetex1911 5 місяців тому +22

      From copper wires to lead pipes, I see the vision.

    • @LeRealBOI
      @LeRealBOI 5 місяців тому +7

      The Lead Throne

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 19 днів тому

      ​@@LeRealBOI Giving the Emperor lead poisoning

  • @markymark7247
    @markymark7247 5 місяців тому +689

    Gelt's true money-making superpower isn't transmutation (you can't permanently transmute a material to gold) but investing in the Empire's military-industrial complex.

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 2 місяці тому +13

      Boom boom = Dosh dosh
      He knows how the money flows and he knows where to drop the moolah

  • @pkerch00b1
    @pkerch00b1 5 місяців тому +1363

    **chopper noises**
    Welcome to Estalia gentleman!

    • @farenhaight4133
      @farenhaight4133 5 місяців тому +145

      I WILL NOT LIE, YOUR CHANCES OF SURVIVAL ARE SMALL!

    • @the.dandy.man2
      @the.dandy.man2 5 місяців тому +91

      @@farenhaight4133 some may even turn against your friends as living corpses

    • @Bob-bs9ok
      @Bob-bs9ok 5 місяців тому +92

      ​@@farenhaight4133SOME OF YOU MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR COMRADE AS LIVING CORPSES!

    • @anglerfishchan4294
      @anglerfishchan4294 5 місяців тому +25

      When the trees start speaking Fan-Eltharin

    • @MoonBeamLaser
      @MoonBeamLaser 5 місяців тому +8

      Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone who runs, is a VC (Vampire Count). Anyone who stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!

  • @benfromthesewers1688
    @benfromthesewers1688 5 місяців тому +383

    Galt in emperor's throne room be like
    Gelt; " do you know what golden throne needs?"
    ( Claps hands and turns emperor's skeleton into gold )

    • @imperatordrakon6488
      @imperatordrakon6488 5 місяців тому +67

      He'd probably get the Emperor's favor for that.

    • @heistingcrusader_ad3223
      @heistingcrusader_ad3223 5 місяців тому +67

      TTS Big E: ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!

    • @notoffensivenpc8400
      @notoffensivenpc8400 5 місяців тому +20

      @@heistingcrusader_ad3223 i think he'd make good buddies with magnus. especially while playing dnd. especially especially when they play dnd in the warhammer fantasy world and accidentally kill that bastard magnus buckethead that he never really liked

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 5 місяців тому +11

      Settra looking at this: 👀

    • @sauronplugawy3866
      @sauronplugawy3866 5 місяців тому +18

      Settra: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEE

  • @thechadhuntress8061
    @thechadhuntress8061 5 місяців тому +175

    Third option, he looks perfectly or almost perfectly normal but he just wears the mask for dramatic effect

    • @Commy01
      @Commy01 3 місяці тому

      Gelt is Dramatic Bitch incarnate.

  • @frej7422
    @frej7422 5 місяців тому +1342

    Hey, that's the guy who bankrupted Ultramar

    • @trrebi981
      @trrebi981 5 місяців тому +16

      Is this in reference to something specific? If so, may I be enlightened?

    • @paulovinasrocha6166
      @paulovinasrocha6166 5 місяців тому +36

      ​@@trrebi981it is a reference to a joke on a podcast ep where pancr was a guest

    • @azure3354
      @azure3354 5 місяців тому +2

      @@paulovinasrocha6166 do you know what one?

    • @TheBreadlord
      @TheBreadlord 4 місяці тому

      @@azure3354 ua-cam.com/video/K86KF0xPMAk/v-deo.html

    • @jaketheberge1970
      @jaketheberge1970 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@azure3354Probably lore crimes.

  • @MrNetWraith
    @MrNetWraith 5 місяців тому +816

    Fun fact; Balthasar wasn't originally the Empire's signature Wizard special character; when the first Empire army book rolled out for 4th edition Warhammer Fantasy Battles, the Empire's special character list contained two super special Wizards: Tzarina Katarin of Kislev, the Ice Witch, and Thyrus Gormann, Head of the College of Fire and Supreme Patriarch of Imperial Wizards. Balthasar was introduced in 6th edition's Empire army book, and whilst Thryus did get an official update on the GW website to 6e, with the option to represent him as Supreme Patriarch once more by swapping out his signature Fire Magic-boosting staff for the Staff of Volans carried by Balthasar, he never made it into the 7e or 8e Empire books, being overtaken by Balthasar.

    • @thomashowe1583
      @thomashowe1583 5 місяців тому +48

      That's pretty awesome, lore update being reflected by model/rules changes. I know the lore is an excuse to sell said models and (unfortunately) rules, but still.

    • @lorenzorodriguez9481
      @lorenzorodriguez9481 5 місяців тому +2

      What happened to Thyrus?

    • @colbygordon6936
      @colbygordon6936 5 місяців тому +22

      @@lorenzorodriguez9481 Became Magister Patriarch of the Bright College.

    • @MrNetWraith
      @MrNetWraith 5 місяців тому +14

      @@lorenzorodriguez9481 I honestly expected our host to mention him in the breakdown; Gelt challenged him for the role of Supreme Patriarch, Thyrus lost, and he went back to being "just" the Patriarch of the Bright College. He does make a full appearance in a 4th edition Warhammer Roleplay book, but since 6e, his only appearances in the Empire army books has been the mention of his defeat at Gelt's hands.

    • @boyanpenev9822
      @boyanpenev9822 5 місяців тому +4

      He lost the magic battle to Gelt and had to forfeit the Supreme Patriarch title. He is still around and the patriarch of the Bright College. Sienna from Vermintide reference him - "By Tarnus and Gormann!"

  • @nyxnox2135
    @nyxnox2135 5 місяців тому +589

    Funny story: in WFRPG (the TTRPG of Warhammer Fantasy) my party interacted with Gelt, after hearing of the bounty in the harbor district.
    The scheming merchant, ever looking for money, convinced the Patriarch to turn a fake metal mask, which looked exactly like his, to gold and fool the pirate with it.
    Gelt agreed, but only after making sure he would get half of the bounty for himself.
    The pirate was fooled by the mask (because we stuffed a half-rotten head inside) and gave us the gold.
    It is said that even today, one can hear the enraged screams of a pirate captain near Altdorf, yelling about Gelt haunting him until his dying day.
    Oh yeah, the helmet turned back to iron after we left btw.

    • @thatoneguy5856
      @thatoneguy5856 5 місяців тому +106

      That… is so bloody in character

    • @FarremShamist
      @FarremShamist 5 місяців тому +62

      That is so wonderful
      My gold wizard apprentice had a stint in the college with the party, only one time did people get lost until we found our way through the non-euclidean smoghell to her master, who got us a cool, very terrifying explosion-gun on the grounds that we'd report how good it is when we got back

    • @TheRealKiRBEY
      @TheRealKiRBEY 5 місяців тому +1

      Was dat

    • @ianduarte1992
      @ianduarte1992 5 місяців тому +21

      "LOL" said Gelt "LMAO even"

    • @bigfetaslap7204
      @bigfetaslap7204 5 місяців тому

      What the hell, there’s no way you can do that in a game????

  • @sirunklydunk8861
    @sirunklydunk8861 5 місяців тому +355

    "NO BALTHASAR, YOU CAN'T TURN LEWAD INTO GOLD, IT WILL DRIVE UP INFLATION!"
    "lol"

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 5 місяців тому +13

      Joking aside it would do the exact opposite and cause severe deflation as the Royal treasuries cease investment to hoard gold to increase the faith of the army that they're still going to be paid.

  • @supershaner
    @supershaner 5 місяців тому +930

    the slop thickens

    • @AGenericAlias
      @AGenericAlias 5 місяців тому +79

      Pyrolive is down the hall and to the left for the slop

    • @nikkovalidor4890
      @nikkovalidor4890 5 місяців тому

      ​@@AGenericAliaspyro?
      all i see is a lesbian with a bad haircut

  • @hammermandan8264
    @hammermandan8264 5 місяців тому +471

    OH GOD, it is so SURREAL knowing what you actually look like instead of imagining you as a disembodied voice who sustains his existence through sheer hatred towards the fact that Brettonia existed at all.

    • @creed2466
      @creed2466 5 місяців тому +27

      This isn’t even the first time he’s done a facecam

    • @hammermandan8264
      @hammermandan8264 5 місяців тому +66

      No, but it is the first time I’VE seen his face, because I’m not a long time viewer and I haven’t seen any of his previous videos where he also shows his face.

    • @creed2466
      @creed2466 5 місяців тому +8

      Fair enough

    • @TCStink3
      @TCStink3 5 місяців тому +2

      He already showed his face a few videos ago. In fact, if you wanted to see more of his beautiful face, just click on any recent stream.

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 5 місяців тому +16

      I agree it is weird when someone you always perceived as a disembodied voice whose traits you have to imagine entirely from the tone and manner of speech suddenly grows a face.
      Idk, disembodied voices are cool

  • @wolf2965
    @wolf2965 5 місяців тому +416

    24:28 Fun fact: in modern times, the term "universal solvent" applies to plain, old, boring water - it dissolves more substances than fancy acids!

    • @consolescrub4031
      @consolescrub4031 5 місяців тому +102

      I do love the idea of gelt just taking out the spray bottle whenever Daemons start causing trouble near him.

    • @notoffensivenpc8400
      @notoffensivenpc8400 5 місяців тому

      @@consolescrub4031 to be fair, he probably boiled the hell out of that water. or he put in super bleach, idk

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 5 місяців тому +16

      @@consolescrub4031 I love this mental image! 🤣

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 5 місяців тому +31

      ​@@consolescrub4031
      "it's called Holy Water for a reason!"

    • @consolescrub4031
      @consolescrub4031 5 місяців тому +29

      @@davisdf3064 Volkmar is just furious because Gelt is offering the same product he does but Gelt thought to charge for it.

  • @VerbuggterHerrderDunkelheit
    @VerbuggterHerrderDunkelheit 5 місяців тому +347

    Ah, our favorite catalyst converter - aaaaand it's gone
    *far away echo:*
    I am surpreme

  • @nella544
    @nella544 5 місяців тому +207

    I know I've already said it before but.....
    *"Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen. I will not lie: the chances of your survival are small. Some may even turn against your friends as living corpses. But you have my word, that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are given unto Morr's garden. This is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern. Now come, follow me: Strike down the undead that rise against us, allow me to find this eldritch amulet! I ask not for my own selfish studies, but for the good of the Empire!"*

  • @Thy_Lowlord
    @Thy_Lowlord 5 місяців тому +600

    You know who else is good with metals? Dwarves. Who is adding another grudge for not doing another dwarf episode? DWARVES

    • @codyarcher3263
      @codyarcher3263 5 місяців тому +62

      DWARFS (in warhammer), THATS A GRUDGING1

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 5 місяців тому +58

      It’s… Dwarfs…
      That’s going in the FUCKING _BOOK!_

    • @PowerfulSkeleton
      @PowerfulSkeleton 5 місяців тому +31

      Now, now. Don't be so short tempered.

    • @spyrosplarinos8584
      @spyrosplarinos8584 5 місяців тому +31

      SHORT? THAT'S GOING IN THE BOOK

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 5 місяців тому +6

      Dwarfs in WFRP 1st ed could do magic. They had a cultural taboo against it, and if they picked up wizarding they got the least magic points of everyone. But you could run into the odd dwarf alchemist in adventures.

  • @Dutch40KGuy
    @Dutch40KGuy 5 місяців тому +215

    I
    CAST
    LEAD
    (Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam)

    • @pancreasnowork9939
      @pancreasnowork9939  5 місяців тому +58

      @@Dutch40KGuy this is a certified Ultramar moment

    • @Dutch40KGuy
      @Dutch40KGuy 5 місяців тому

      @@pancreasnowork9939 My boy Roboute boutta OnlySmurfs to make up for the debt

    • @StarshadowMelody
      @StarshadowMelody 5 місяців тому +26

      autotranslate sure is a comedian on this one. And Beaver Lead.

    • @roetheboat1
      @roetheboat1 5 місяців тому +10

      @@StarshadowMelody and beaver LEAD!
      Quite the glorious war cry.

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 5 місяців тому

      Based Perturabo moment.

  • @law5121
    @law5121 5 місяців тому +197

    LORE OF METAL *casts fireball at druid and man in a weird outfit that claims he's from the future as they glide away on a bedsheet*

    • @evinbraley
      @evinbraley 5 місяців тому +39

      HALLIGAN! WHERE ARE MY SCISSORS?!

    • @francismarchand1637
      @francismarchand1637 5 місяців тому +35

      Such is the magic of the droods

    • @sam_overthinks9931
      @sam_overthinks9931 5 місяців тому +8

      OH Right. That forkin mess of a game

    • @dezdanna9297
      @dezdanna9297 5 місяців тому +3

      The Lore of Metal doesn't make fireballs

    • @ianduarte1992
      @ianduarte1992 5 місяців тому

      ​@@dezdanna9297it can if you know the secrets of the droods

  • @timjim-ks8gi
    @timjim-ks8gi 5 місяців тому +55

    Balthasar Gelt stripped my car of copper wiring and stole my radiator, great video

  • @bigbrainboyo6199
    @bigbrainboyo6199 5 місяців тому +326

    Gelt turned all of my gold into lead

  • @JustSomeDude42
    @JustSomeDude42 5 місяців тому +115

    Putting Mao Mao and Gelt in a room would likely End Times the End Times, if for nothing else than removing Nurgle from the equation entirely.

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 5 місяців тому +12

      Regardless of the outcome, it would be funny.

    • @schwarzaj
      @schwarzaj 5 місяців тому +18

      Dear God, I can actually see Apothecary Diaries being a Warhammer Fantasy anime with only minor changes.

  • @MagicalMaster
    @MagicalMaster 5 місяців тому +94

    I love the energy of "Waboom! Milord you're lucky to be alive!" "Most Interesting! Let's do that again!"

  • @TheL0rdofCinder
    @TheL0rdofCinder 5 місяців тому +36

    Plot twist: the gold gelt gave to the boat captain was really gold but then gelt felt like turning it into lead

  • @karlarden6260
    @karlarden6260 5 місяців тому +256

    If TTS ever came back, you need to be a guest voice

    • @MoaRider
      @MoaRider 5 місяців тому +72

      Only way TTS comes back is if Jame Sweatshop changes its ways or goes bankrupt.
      Personally I'm would prefer the latter outcome.

    • @minibotas9496
      @minibotas9496 5 місяців тому +17

      @@MoaRider yay free rules!

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 5 місяців тому +13

      I hope tts never comes back, it was great but the new projects are much better

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 5 місяців тому +27

      @@MoaRider I mean funny TTS man does have a patron goal where he threatens to buy GW. If the company doesn't change it's ways that goal will be getting A LOT more possible.

    • @YOGI-kb9tg
      @YOGI-kb9tg 5 місяців тому +10

      ​@@PeachDragon_You can have TTS and new stuff TTS was never stopping others from making stuff.

  • @Neutral_Dude-l8f
    @Neutral_Dude-l8f 5 місяців тому +52

    My favourite total warhammer spell from balthazar: *STOCK MARKET CRASH*

  • @jet-blackjo2455
    @jet-blackjo2455 5 місяців тому +51

    I love that Gelt is just German for money but spelled with a T instead of Geld

  • @povilzem
    @povilzem 5 місяців тому +34

    Turning gold into lead is one of the most effective ways to reduce inflation.
    Which means that old Balthasar is a shrewd economancer as well.

  • @jaminjames2517
    @jaminjames2517 5 місяців тому +62

    There is something to love about a man who both talks the talk and walks the walk.

  • @matohunter35
    @matohunter35 5 місяців тому +98

    Mannfred was just angry that he cant be Supreme Patriarch like Gelt

    • @7ElevenTruther
      @7ElevenTruther 4 місяці тому +1

      Mannfred was just pissed that he always gets overshadowed by nagash and all the other more competent undead characters.

  • @thetrashiestmann
    @thetrashiestmann 5 місяців тому +86

    38 seconds, earliest I've ever been! Also, "I cast economic recession" is probably your best title so far.

  • @argent32
    @argent32 5 місяців тому +48

    You just HAD to show the dog and kid for the alchemy bit, didn't ya? XD I love it.

  • @gammothdraws
    @gammothdraws 5 місяців тому +40

    Ah yes, Balthazar "The Bane of Ultramar" Gelt

    • @StarshadowMelody
      @StarshadowMelody 5 місяців тому +1

      all right there are so many comments about this on this video that I _Need_ to know if this was an actual official crossover story.

    • @gammothdraws
      @gammothdraws 5 місяців тому +10

      @@StarshadowMelody Nope! Pancreas is a part of Lorecrimes, another UA-cam channel composed of a few others, and they all record together and talk about Warhammer lore. They did a versus episode comparing Fantasy characters and 40k characters, and they had Gelt vs. Guilliman iirc. Anyways, they ended up going on a giant rant and tangent about that and by the end they were dying laughing and a new inside joke was born

    • @StarshadowMelody
      @StarshadowMelody 5 місяців тому

      @@gammothdraws Ah, I see.

  • @nathanielclaw2841
    @nathanielclaw2841 5 місяців тому +90

    Thorgrim seeing Gelt get fucked in the End times: aye, sucks, doesnt it?
    Luthor Harkon: well at least y'all get to be in the sequel. Im more competent than 90% of vampire caracters WHILE being crazy and Nagash wont even remember i exist

    • @1krani
      @1krani 21 день тому +1

      Maybe that's why: Nagash is afraid one of those personalities might actually succeed in defying him.

    • @a_paperweight
      @a_paperweight 15 днів тому +1

      ​@@1krani plus, luthor harkon actually uses guns

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 5 місяців тому +22

    6:48 it would be so funny if it was a Doctor Doom scenario where he only got a tiny scar on his face, but was such a prideful drama queen that he immediately covered his face with a golden mask while it was red-hot purely so that no one would have to see what Gelt thought of a horrible disfigurement.

  • @crsmith6226
    @crsmith6226 5 місяців тому +74

    0:33 I would accept being a mage only with the caveat that in no way would I be endangering my soul to getting eaten by daemons

    • @burningbronze7555
      @burningbronze7555 5 місяців тому

      I would want a different job title as wizard is a dumb job title

    • @JABN97
      @JABN97 5 місяців тому +4

      @@burningbronze7555sorceror? Magister? Warlock? Wind wisperer? Supreme Mugwump?
      Take your pick

    • @Fire_Gaming64
      @Fire_Gaming64 5 місяців тому

      ⁠@@JABN97or if you play Yakuza 7, Homeless

    • @dutchy627
      @dutchy627 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@JABN97 i would like to add alchemist ,caster of-magic ,mage
      ,shamman
      ,arcanist or depending on the type of wizard necro ,pyro ,cryo ,aqau or electromancer ,diviner or summoner

    • @JABN97
      @JABN97 5 місяців тому +3

      @@dutchy627 I’d like to apply for the position of electromancer. Shooting lightning from my fingertips or calling down bolts to from above sounds positively *electrifying*

  • @GumshoeClassic
    @GumshoeClassic 5 місяців тому +17

    Another thing to note: "Gelt" is an old german word, which roughly means things like salary, compensation etc.. It still sees some use today in the form of Entgelt (a compensation agreed upon in a contract) and is also the origin of the word... Geld. Which means money.
    The man was effectively named the empire equivalent of "Cash Money Balthasar".

    • @shooey-mcmoss
      @shooey-mcmoss 5 місяців тому +1

      or GOLD

    • @GumshoeClassic
      @GumshoeClassic 5 місяців тому +2

      @@shooey-mcmossNeither "gelt" nor "geld" mean gold. The german word for gold is simply "Gold", "golt" in some older variants of the language and traces back to "gulÞa".

  • @Neoth40k
    @Neoth40k 5 місяців тому +35

    *Fortunate Son starts playing in Medieval Style*

  • @Goldenblitzer
    @Goldenblitzer 5 місяців тому +16

    after hearing about Gelt on astartes anonymous, I was shocked to find there wasnt a gelt video on here, and knew that one was coming immediately after

  • @paleface171
    @paleface171 5 місяців тому +10

    To add some more detail when Gelt turned the beast herd into gold he did it using the winds of magic around the six spikes to make a gigantic magical golden ball and it rolled over those freaks. The same cataclysm metal spell in warhammer 3

  • @khamulthewack4732
    @khamulthewack4732 5 місяців тому +32

    While I love Fortunate Son as much as the next guy, I would like to petition for Bad Moon Rising to become Gelt's theme whenever he fights the Greenskins.

  • @TheBerchie
    @TheBerchie 5 місяців тому +15

    Balthasar Gelt, the only man who could walk through the Imperial Palace on Holy Terra and say that there's not enough gold.

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 2 місяці тому +2

      And then turning everything it isn't gold into gold
      Even random guardsmen that were walking around him
      At least they are now valued more in the eyes of the Imeprium...

  • @KODarakor
    @KODarakor 5 місяців тому +5

    Soul Wars was my first intro to warhammer AoS but coming back to it a couple days ago after learning about warhammer fantasy lore and realizing that the main character was Gelt was absolutely crazy,

  • @lagartoloco94
    @lagartoloco94 Місяць тому +3

    “Trusting him is worse than trusting Tzeentch because you can probably see Tzeentches betrayal coming a mile away” is the best accidental praise to Nagash I’ve ever heard. The dude is more confounding and treacherous THAN THE CHANGER OR WAYS.

  • @BeaglzRok1
    @BeaglzRok1 5 місяців тому +9

    Seeing Balthasar's mask over Maomao got me in a way I didn't know was possible.

  • @ugrainee
    @ugrainee 5 місяців тому +5

    This character single-handedly got me interested in the world of warhammer fantasy. and to some extent 40k too. Hes just too fucking cool in every aspect. Being able to transmute stuff into gold is just too cool man.
    But what sealed my decision was the infamous "WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN" speech. Whoever voiced him in total war warhammer did a fantastic job.

  • @stormhawkdude
    @stormhawkdude 5 місяців тому +22

    It's both hilarious and sad that hearing 21:22 made not only me but my family members instantly think "Oh hey! That sounds like [my sister-in-law]"

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 5 місяців тому +12

    "LORE OF METAL!"
    **Starts spraying lead**

    • @Jfk2Mr
      @Jfk2Mr 5 місяців тому +3

      With background metal music?

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Jfk2Mr Fortunate Son, maybe?

    • @Jfk2Mr
      @Jfk2Mr 2 місяці тому +1

      @@lordfriedrick7911 nah, Hell March

  • @WurrzagsMorkyMischeif
    @WurrzagsMorkyMischeif 5 місяців тому +16

    Balthasar Gelt and Zhao Ming, LORE OF METAL OVERLOAD!

  • @spongeyspikes09
    @spongeyspikes09 5 місяців тому +14

    8:21 ah I still remember that duel they had and after that nobody challenged Gelt's claim as Supreme Patriarch.
    Poor Thyrus was covered in white hot lead thanks to Gelt's lore of M̶1̶6̶ Metal that day

  • @thomashowe1583
    @thomashowe1583 5 місяців тому +10

    In regards to your TWW crashing, sorry to hear. Good news though, from a similar experience ('random' crashes on the same city multiple times) I have a solution that's worked every time for me: If playing on anything less than Legendary (where save scumming is impossible), reload the last save and do a slightly different thing. Wait a turn to attack the settlement, or attack with a different lord if you have that option (I used a separate army, but the Replace Lord feature might work as well).

  • @nickdauguste7450
    @nickdauguste7450 5 місяців тому +11

    I just finished fullmetal alchemist. And that alchemy joke broke me. Rip nina and alexander.

  • @minipaintermatt
    @minipaintermatt 5 місяців тому +13

    16:25 tzeentch would 100% say that was its plans but it’s almost guranteed to be a happy consequence of like 500 different plans at once

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 5 місяців тому +2

      The plans do not need to produce anything useful. Only more plans.

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 5 місяців тому +1

      Tzeentch: "Ooops! I mean ... I meant to do that! Exactly as planed!"

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 5 місяців тому

      @@Grubnar The gods are not sane. Their cults are not. There is no ulterior goal to the schemes than to produce more schemes.
      Nurgle would decay the world until it is an inert mass broken down into basic bacterial soup and no further intelligent process exists.

  • @goldjaw
    @goldjaw 2 місяці тому +5

    10:40 Well that explains it. Balthasar Gelt has a ton of gold. Dragons love gold, and other monsters love not being eaten by Dragons.

  • @lucakoselj7123
    @lucakoselj7123 3 місяці тому +3

    The fact that gelt kinda sounds like Geld, the German word for money, makes it even funnier to me

  • @Ralphopotamus
    @Ralphopotamus 5 місяців тому +4

    Gelt spends his free time walking into construction sites, turns copper into scrap iron, and walks off with it

  • @zachofthebattery2864
    @zachofthebattery2864 5 місяців тому +11

    Love the smell of Helllstorm rocket batteries in the morning.

  • @NoobPTFO
    @NoobPTFO 5 місяців тому +6

    My favorite missing Primarch, Mr. Moneybags. He is truly SUPREME.

  • @Dr._Nope
    @Dr._Nope 5 місяців тому +11

    It wasn't until this Magic Spoon ad that I realized that PancreasNoWork's channel name is a self-referential joke about his own diabetes. That's hilarious. Lmfao

  • @edgaru4324
    @edgaru4324 5 місяців тому +8

    If I had to choose one magic power it will be the ability to transmute imagine being able to turn our usual fistful of sand into copper or a bottle of water into refined petroleum

  • @arepupu
    @arepupu 5 місяців тому +23

    3:06 Apothecary Diaries mentioned

  • @Palemagpie
    @Palemagpie 5 місяців тому +5

    P'sure I know how Gelt, well known artificer, alchemist & Gun powder enthusiast.
    Won that magical duel against the lore of fire guy, in a sealed, magic nullification chamber.

  • @MothFable
    @MothFable 5 місяців тому +1

    These videos are great for background stuff, every time I tune back in it feels like I work up from a micro nap during a LoTR binge.

  • @kaffykathy8729
    @kaffykathy8729 5 місяців тому +8

    Clearly Manfred did it for that sweet bounty.

  • @Hadthese
    @Hadthese 5 місяців тому +5

    Also, thank you for the 30th birthday post!

  • @tiffles3890
    @tiffles3890 5 годин тому

    3:34
    "His true passion however was _alchemy_ "
    (shows image of Nina and Alexander)
    *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE* all over again. You're a cruel man, OP.

  • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
    @leonardorivelorivelo9253 5 місяців тому +4

    This face reveal out of nowhere was something akin to a jumpscare, i always get attached to the voice and forget that you aren't a flying brain with a mouth and a not working pancreas

  • @TheBackbunner
    @TheBackbunner 5 місяців тому +5

    YES! I’ve been wanting this for forever!

  • @Tigmas258
    @Tigmas258 5 місяців тому +1

    The guy with the pancreas that doesn’t work getting sponsored by the low sugar cereal is incredibly fitting (and it sounds like he really, actually, likes it) I, like most people don’t ads but I appreciate it when that ad is a fitting ad

  • @Overlordough1201
    @Overlordough1201 5 місяців тому +2

    I like to imagine Gelt just promised the Imperial Dragon he would make his entire enclosure gold

  • @Itsunobaby
    @Itsunobaby 4 дні тому

    21:48 the love of the game knows no bounds. Separate realities and unfathomable time passage be damned

  • @Sushewakka
    @Sushewakka Місяць тому

    Fun Fact, Balthasar Gelt is one of the examples where the metaplot advances between WFB editions. Prior to 6th edition, the wizard legendary lord in the armybooks *was* Thyruss Gormann. The 6th edition armybook has a one-page narration of the duel between Gormann and Gelt and that's also the first armybook with Gelt as the wizard legendary lord.

  • @BossEvasion
    @BossEvasion 5 місяців тому +9

    3:33 I’m gonna shower Ulthuan in Liquid Metal for that, Pancreas.

  • @vampara1061
    @vampara1061 20 днів тому

    18:24 thats a smile even a mother couldnt love 😂

  • @impa2787
    @impa2787 5 місяців тому +3

    The apothecary diaries reference made me happy-

  • @comediccomrade5716
    @comediccomrade5716 5 місяців тому +1

    Been waiting for this since the community post, so glad to get my favorite guy on my birthday lmao

  • @bucket8852
    @bucket8852 5 місяців тому +1

    Whatever happens, pancreas should be in the next total war warhammer game. I want to pick some empire guy and have him say “thank you for being todays sponsor”

  • @Snipfragueur
    @Snipfragueur 5 місяців тому +5

    If someone hands you 1 millions dollars, there is ALWAYS some strings attached

  • @Breetarded
    @Breetarded 5 місяців тому

    you're looking extra beast mode lately man, good work, keep beasting

  • @originalfreak3142
    @originalfreak3142 5 місяців тому +1

    Really been enjoying your content. First heard of you on the Astartes Anonymous Podcast, talking about how you want Teclis's babies. Keep up the good work!

  • @kendalwilson113
    @kendalwilson113 5 місяців тому

    Awesome timing. I started a gelt campaign for the first time yesterday.

  • @lennyztrobos8678
    @lennyztrobos8678 5 місяців тому +2

    That sea captain better get reborn into Age of Sigmar.

  • @Ostentatiousnessness
    @Ostentatiousnessness Місяць тому +2

    Gelt is a magic metal man with a mysterious backstory and those who might know are too scared to talk?
    Holy shit, are we sure Gelt isn't just Trazyn the Infinite with a voice filter on?

  • @MustardGaseous2099
    @MustardGaseous2099 5 місяців тому

    1:28 needed a jump-scare warning there almost lost my hairline (love the video man finally Something to new to listen to while sleeping )

  • @Halo2Jackel
    @Halo2Jackel 5 місяців тому +15

    God macraiges economy is not recovering

  • @TheGamingCowboy2553
    @TheGamingCowboy2553 5 місяців тому +1

    You have honestly become my favorite Warhammer lore channel! Your videos are always both entertaining to watch as well as informative. Even your WH Fantasy videos I enjoy even though I really more prefer 40k. Glad I found ya!
    The fact I also agree with you that Halo is the superior universe (Forerunners piledrive the 40K galaxy) may also be a factor lol!

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 5 місяців тому +2

    " I am supreme! " Balthasar Gelt in a Supreme coat.

  • @chozo36
    @chozo36 5 місяців тому +5

    "Geld" Is german for money. Dude is practically named after the solid gold he loves.

  • @oxi-gen207
    @oxi-gen207 5 місяців тому +1

    Just finished watching the Karl Franz video of yours perfect timing

  • @OldReaver
    @OldReaver 5 місяців тому +1

    It's always a great day when Balthasar Gelt gets a video.

  • @daniell7439
    @daniell7439 5 місяців тому +2

    10:30 there’s some precedent for the gold wind manipulating creatures’ minds; there’s a few spells from WFRP 2e that allow Gold Wizards to reorder the psychologies of Humanoids so it may be that he reorganized the psychologies of the entire Imperial Zoo to view him as their… caretaker? mother? child? so that they wanted to defend him/do his bidding.

  • @grantg188
    @grantg188 5 місяців тому

    My good man why does your ceiling make me think of an call center office, or federal building lobby? Are you snacking on cereal at the dentist waiting room?
    ps your videos keep me entertained at work or at home thank you for all the laughs and sick WH takes, appreciate ya. Stay well and keep making content that interests you because I'm there to listen

  • @survivor686
    @survivor686 5 місяців тому

    I love your vids - especially the warhammer fantasy iterations - please keep these coming. Also: The End Times segment does feel a bit akin to everyone scrambling to grab the idiot ball

  • @PapaFunDip
    @PapaFunDip 5 місяців тому +1

    Gelt is a man who can look you dead in the eyes and transmute your entire sack and nuts into solid tungsten. Truly the scariest wizard in all the lands.

  • @kazineverwind5267
    @kazineverwind5267 5 місяців тому +1

    "Inflation?! You have the power of the Emperor at your fingertips, and you choose INFLATION?! WHAT THE THRONES THE MATTER WITH YOU?!"

  • @mackray7595
    @mackray7595 5 місяців тому

    I don’t know what hell you’re talking about and have never played warhammer but I love these videos

  • @ragingmoderate6791
    @ragingmoderate6791 5 місяців тому

    One of my biggest fantasy fantasies is being a spellsword or an arcane knight. Basically the sword and sorcery guy in one. Also being like Magnus or Macros the Black from the Raymond E. Feist books that have nothing to do with Warhammer but he is an insanely powerful wizard. Because being able to hurl lightning at people is awesome.