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  • @pancreasnowork9939
    @pancreasnowork9939  11 місяців тому +180

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    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 11 місяців тому +12

      Will you ever talk about Yvraine?

    • @Ablankname
      @Ablankname 11 місяців тому +61

      How did this sponsor happen? Did they see you saying the Gravemind would give the sloppiest top and go, 'Yeah, he's on the same wave length as us'?

    • @morthosmaxori5354
      @morthosmaxori5354 11 місяців тому +4

      Man, you made me believe the 100K special was gonna come out! Still, I can't deny snake mommy.

    • @Random-wo2sw
      @Random-wo2sw 11 місяців тому +1

      Hey pan can ya do a video in the future about one of the dwarf gods?

    • @OceanWilks
      @OceanWilks 11 місяців тому

      do you like star wars

  • @mileswiltse4535
    @mileswiltse4535 11 місяців тому +1696

    "Mama warned me about women like you, and I was hoping she was right."

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 9 місяців тому +70

      I would pay money to see Morathi and Johnny Bravo interact

    • @shpeeder
      @shpeeder 9 місяців тому +2

      ХХХ ЧЗХ я

    • @Aberinkula9
      @Aberinkula9 3 місяці тому +8

      "And you, mama, are exactly the kond of women you warned me about ❤" (Malekith to Morathi)

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 11 місяців тому +2596

    One does not simply "fix" a dark elf. They "fix" you. Then they "break" you, and "fix" you, again. And over, and over, and over...

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 11 місяців тому

      And that’s exactly what I’m looking for, bend me over your knee dommy mommy I’ve been a bad boy

    • @silentnight6810
      @silentnight6810 11 місяців тому +87

      The D.Elf experiance

    • @valacarno
      @valacarno 11 місяців тому +52

      The most simple way to capitalise on a baby is to sell it. But who would imagine such a silly thing, right?

    • @kylegalbreath8226
      @kylegalbreath8226 11 місяців тому +5

      @@valacarno …

    • @therabbitify
      @therabbitify 11 місяців тому +29

      Is that supposed to be a problem?

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 11 місяців тому +1052

    Like Anakin, Malekith had relationship problems with his mother, his girlfriend and his mentor. Unlike Anakin, for Malekith, these 3 were the same person

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 11 місяців тому +161

      *(Imperial March Banjo Version Plays)*

    • @SherlockHolmesb-kp4ru
      @SherlockHolmesb-kp4ru 11 місяців тому +66

      Sweet Home Alabama !

    • @kierangorman3052
      @kierangorman3052 7 місяців тому +46

      Sweet home Naggaroth!
      Where the spires are so cruel!
      Sweet home Naggaroth!
      Witch King's coming after you!

  • @noahdaglio9362
    @noahdaglio9362 11 місяців тому +3188

    Weak Aura: I could fix her.
    Strong Aura: She could make me so much worse.

    • @TheCrimsonSpork
      @TheCrimsonSpork 11 місяців тому +100

      It gets worse before it gets worse

    • @necromater6656
      @necromater6656 11 місяців тому +69

      Better yet, we can make eachother worse.

    • @winter945
      @winter945 11 місяців тому +31

      She could break me

    • @peterturbosnumberoneguy
      @peterturbosnumberoneguy 11 місяців тому +21

      We can be terrible together

    • @OniLeafNin
      @OniLeafNin 11 місяців тому +26

      I am certain none of us could make her worse

  • @jasondouglas6755
    @jasondouglas6755 11 місяців тому +1284

    Remember, if Morathi tries to make you do something that you feel uncomfortable with, remember what Karl Franz would say. "This action does not have my consent"

    • @samuellund1377
      @samuellund1377 11 місяців тому +106

      "What's consent??" - Morathi

    • @toobig7150
      @toobig7150 11 місяців тому +89

      ​@@samuellund1377 "The one this magical hammer gives me" - Karl MF Franz

    • @amovy031
      @amovy031 10 місяців тому +33

      is this how we teach Warhammer fans boundaries? i approve

    • @Blandy8521
      @Blandy8521 10 місяців тому +1

      A16: Your consent is not required

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 9 місяців тому +10

      Listen, if karl franz is there, malakith would listen to him (and probably under his breath, ask the elf gods why he wasn't his father, but that's besides the point)

  • @IloveOtherPplsMsry
    @IloveOtherPplsMsry 11 місяців тому +712

    Malekith's therapist: So what seems to be the problem milord?
    Malekith: It all started when I was born.

    • @fyraltari1889
      @fyraltari1889 11 місяців тому +117

      "Tell me about your mother.
      -Let me warn you, this is going to be a long session."

    • @IloveOtherPplsMsry
      @IloveOtherPplsMsry 11 місяців тому +44

      ​@@fyraltari1889bro got bigger mommy issues than Tony Soprano

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 10 місяців тому +8

      You have a therapist for yourself, right?

    • @joshuasepeda3289
      @joshuasepeda3289 10 місяців тому +22

      Let's be honest. There's no therapist qualified enough to handle that disaster.

  • @willfinck1267
    @willfinck1267 11 місяців тому +855

    Saying I could "fix her" about morathi is like bringing duct tape to a rage room. Sure you might be able to piece together a few shards of glass but you're probably gonna get cut and you're definitely missing the point

  • @gilgamesh7084
    @gilgamesh7084 11 місяців тому +1453

    "Did you know that in terms of human/elf bre-"

  • @allhallows2590
    @allhallows2590 11 місяців тому +1468

    Now that's a sponsorship Slaanesh would approve of

    • @TheDarkkilla12
      @TheDarkkilla12 11 місяців тому +72

      Themed ads are always a nice break.

    • @slaaneshshewhothirst9136
      @slaaneshshewhothirst9136 11 місяців тому +51

      I do approve of this sponsorship.

    • @diamondmetal3062
      @diamondmetal3062 11 місяців тому +47

      I’m pretty sure he does an Adam And Eve sponsorship every time he does a Slaanesh or Slaanesh-adjacent video.

    • @MalevolentCherry
      @MalevolentCherry 11 місяців тому +8

      @@diamondmetal3062yup last time it was a Fulgrim video

    • @Thot-Slayer-420
      @Thot-Slayer-420 11 місяців тому +1

      adam and eve was about morathi and anaerion

  • @samarma6633
    @samarma6633 11 місяців тому +310

    "I am down bad and I'm not getting better about it" that shit goes hard in all the wrong ways man and I'm all for it.

  • @The-Great-Penguin
    @The-Great-Penguin 11 місяців тому +445

    Bro ain't thirsty, he's dehydrated

  • @PerplexedArmadillo
    @PerplexedArmadillo 11 місяців тому +340

    Fun rules interaction.
    The Skaven Artefact "The Brass Orb" can remove the Shadow Queen from the table. All rules about wounds require the Shadow Queen to be on the board. So if you manage to get her with the orb you can snipe down small Morathi.

    • @cthulhubecausewhynot1182
      @cthulhubecausewhynot1182 11 місяців тому +42

      You can also fling normal Morathi off into orbit with their Lords of The Silver Towers ability, but they’ll likely not live that long against her.

    • @VoxAstra-qk4jz
      @VoxAstra-qk4jz 10 місяців тому +18

      Common Skaven W

    • @saladdressing2781
      @saladdressing2781 3 місяці тому +11

      "Put-shove scary-bad lady in shiny-brass orb-jar yes, yes?"

    • @sebastiangibson9671
      @sebastiangibson9671 12 днів тому

      @@saladdressing2781 NO NO NO NO NO NO

  • @marshalmarshall2109
    @marshalmarshall2109 11 місяців тому +444

    trying to fix morathi is like trying to deadlift mount everest while it's still attached to the ground

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 11 місяців тому +20

      Challenge accepted

    • @insidechaos4913
      @insidechaos4913 11 місяців тому +40

      Karl Franz could do it

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 11 місяців тому +14

      @@insidechaos4913 Isn't he already married with kids?

    • @insidechaos4913
      @insidechaos4913 11 місяців тому +42

      @brandonlyon730 yes just because Karl Franz has a happy family does not mean he has to sleep with her to fix her. He would just fix her

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 11 місяців тому +6

      @@insidechaos4913 I guess it would be a good excuse to legalize polygamy in the Empire.

  • @EDuarteVillanueva
    @EDuarteVillanueva 11 місяців тому +84

    "You know who else likes special entertainment? MY MOM!"
    -Malekith, definitely

  • @inurokuwarz
    @inurokuwarz 11 місяців тому +243

    Morathi may have failed at many things she attempted, but consider the fact that your average character in Warhammer Fantasy gets torn apart by demons after one fuck up, and Morathi has consistantly been able to fuck upwards.

  • @АрвигБадмаев-и1э
    @АрвигБадмаев-и1э 11 місяців тому +508

    13:12
    Morathi was spewed up by slaanesh itself into the Mortal Realms. No one knows why, maybe she was too hard to digest, or maybe Slaanesh secretly corrupted her and spitted her out to corrupt mortal realms even more. That's why she is not a god at the start of AoS, btw, just a very strong mage.
    But she knew how exactly Slaanesh vomitted her out. Using that extremely traumatic memories she and Teclis were able to create magical arteacts (like this idoneth lantern) to extract all other aelven sould from Slaanesh' belly. So yeah, without Morathi there wouldn't even be Lumineth or Idoneth

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 11 місяців тому +119

      Imagine being vored so hard you somehow managed to save your entire species.

    • @armonfredericks7414
      @armonfredericks7414 11 місяців тому +16

      ​@@LordCrate-du8zm 😂😂😂😂

    • @timhurtienne7760
      @timhurtienne7760 4 місяці тому +1

      Are u telling me that there are Chaos god laxatives ?

    • @Zan10242
      @Zan10242 2 місяці тому +1

      @@timhurtienne7760yes

  • @maerdoesstuff5844
    @maerdoesstuff5844 11 місяців тому +146

    Dark Elf women is basically "I can't fix her but it's okay because whatever the fuck is going on with her is honestly way hotter."

  • @DetectiveLance
    @DetectiveLance 11 місяців тому +100

    That's Collin with TWO videos about very different elf mommies

  • @АрвигБадмаев-и1э
    @АрвигБадмаев-и1э 11 місяців тому +305

    24:45
    Also, alongside weakning Slaaneshi chains upon her Ascention, she was a reason of Synessa and Dexcessa twins creation.
    She was wriggling and convulsing in Slaaneshi belly after being torn apart by her ex-hisband so hard, part of Slaanesh literally separated through daemonic mytosis inside her womb.
    Slaanesh gave birth to formless oose of Chaos that was stronger than a greater daemon, which later separated into two sisters - one is a melee monster - Dexsessa, other is a seducing mage - Synessa. Just like Morathi-Khaine and Shadow Queen, because this were traits that she left in the chaos god fetus.
    So, Morathi is even more of a MILF now. If we ignore the fact, that it was she who accidently impregnated Slaanesh

    • @slaaneshshewhothirst9136
      @slaaneshshewhothirst9136 11 місяців тому +48

      There was nothing accidental about that pregnancy. It helped me break some of my chains Teclis , Tyrion and Malerion made for me

    • @Longday1013
      @Longday1013 11 місяців тому +22

      how do i unread the birthing part

    • @slaaneshshewhothirst9136
      @slaaneshshewhothirst9136 11 місяців тому +45

      @@Longday1013 ask Tzeentch, if he feels like it he will make you forget that… Or he’ll just turn you into a spawn, or both

    • @caveychip7
      @caveychip7 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@slaaneshshewhothirst9136 you heard pancreas, it's maliketh not malerian DAMM THE RETCON!

    • @jsmth99
      @jsmth99 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@slaaneshshewhothirst9136 or neither. That's when you should get really worried

  • @TheBerchie
    @TheBerchie 11 місяців тому +56

    Malekith: “Morathi, why haven’t you got the information from Pancreas yet?”
    Morathi: “I’m not sure, I tell him if he doesn’t tell me what I want to know, I’ll have to punish him. And yet he remains silent, his will most be made of steel.”

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 10 місяців тому +11

      "Worse, he makes cries of pain, but with expressions of misery but..... pleasure?

  • @clairestark9024
    @clairestark9024 11 місяців тому +148

    "Look have you ever tried not being a total b*tch? I'm not even saying being nice just not being relentlessly awful at every moment?"
    -malekith.

    • @slaaneshshewhothirst9136
      @slaaneshshewhothirst9136 11 місяців тому

      « If I wasn’t a total bitch, you wouldn’t be that important you ungrateful shit »
      -Morathi

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 9 місяців тому +10

      Morathi: *smug* “No.”
      Malekith: *sighs in hate you, mom*

    • @slaaneshshewhothirst9136
      @slaaneshshewhothirst9136 9 місяців тому

      Slaanesh in the corner, girl I told you, stop fucking your son and invade Ulthuan.

  • @BlueInkAlchemy
    @BlueInkAlchemy 11 місяців тому +594

    Let's not gloss over the fact that, for a brief moment, Morathi as a goddess and Karl Franz as the Celestine Prime were in the same room behind a closed door.
    I'm surprised Age of Sigmar didn't spontaneously ignite from that amount of concentrated hotness in one place.

    • @CasualityCalculator
      @CasualityCalculator 11 місяців тому +86

      Bisexuality for the win

    • @ismeal231
      @ismeal231 11 місяців тому +99

      Games Workshop:
      "B-but, we haven't revealed the celestant primes identity".
      Warhammer Fans: "Yeah, call it an educated guess".

    • @EVANABEL-kc5ku
      @EVANABEL-kc5ku 11 місяців тому +13

      can you tell me what book is that from? I'm interested.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 9 місяців тому

      I just imagine he didnt even fuck her, he just talked to her and it gave her the same effect

  • @MoaRider
    @MoaRider 11 місяців тому +215

    I blame Wuya from Xioalin Showdown for my taste in barefooted villainesses with husky voices.
    For me, its the female Dreadlord with the spiky facemask and the unhinged voice lines. She's unironically my favorite Legendary Lord despite not actually being one.

    • @wingedhussar8552
      @wingedhussar8552 11 місяців тому +31

      That character alone made me take interest in dark elves

    • @danenagai1157
      @danenagai1157 11 місяців тому +66

      Fun fact: her VA also voices Kerillian in Vermintide. Have fun imagining her calling you a mayfly.

    • @OniGanon
      @OniGanon 11 місяців тому +8

      Shadowdart Lords are the best DE Lords anyway.

    • @MoaRider
      @MoaRider 11 місяців тому +21

      @@danenagai1157 Oh god what have you done?

    • @jamesmarriner9675
      @jamesmarriner9675 9 місяців тому +2

      Same, I love that dreadlord with the cool mask.

  • @jbkeown1
    @jbkeown1 11 місяців тому +135

    Two videos in a week? Colin you spoil me with Dommy Mommy

  • @alexbaxter1751
    @alexbaxter1751 11 місяців тому +168

    Not even a minute, and I'm already loving the energy

    • @cristhianmlr
      @cristhianmlr 11 місяців тому +6

      Quite the ladies disapointment

  • @derekburge5294
    @derekburge5294 11 місяців тому +198

    A character with bare feet is not necessarily fetish bait... A character with bare feet covered in filth *is* necessarily fetish bait.

    • @Flummoxed_Buffoon87
      @Flummoxed_Buffoon87 11 місяців тому +33

      Quintin Tarantino approves of this

    • @derekburge5294
      @derekburge5294 11 місяців тому

      @@Flummoxed_Buffoon87 He's the primary reason I noticed it in the first place. I am cursed with the knowledge. Once you know it, you start noticing it all over the place. Television production is riddled with closet degenerates who love nothing more than sneaking their fetish onto your screen without you noticing.

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 10 місяців тому +5

      *necessary. Essential even.

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 10 місяців тому

      as a gargant main, i approve
      _(cries in lack of female gargants)_

  • @Arbiterjim
    @Arbiterjim 11 місяців тому +67

    She's honestly the cause of like half the setting. Being corrupted by Slaanesh (but having an initial aptitude for it anyway) directly caused half of the world conflicts

    • @elegantoddity8609
      @elegantoddity8609 11 місяців тому +13

      Malekith might still be responsible for his choices, but Morathi is the mother of his all the woes he caused. From what I've found, his arrogance was fanned because he found his power enhancing circlet of iron, but when he came home he found the place infested with her pleasure cultists, and I am almost entirely certain she did all that to make the Phoenix King look weak and convince Malekith only he could save them. And through her the Elf and Dwarf alliance fell through, the first great civilization of man (Nehekhara) collapsed) because she caused Nagash to exist and with all that came vampires, liches, orc hordes and skaven running rampant and basically the entire set up that led to the scenario ol Sigmar found himself in. Morathi is one of those characters who I can find basically no moments of innocence for. No happy moments before the fall to darkness despite not being born into it. Just a fine stream of bad.

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 11 місяців тому +2

      Yes and Nagash and Mazdamundi can be blamed for most of the other half.

    • @elegantoddity8609
      @elegantoddity8609 11 місяців тому +1

      @Sara3346 Nagash is sorta the fault of those two because Nagash was able to learn Dark magic through dark elves. But what's this about Mazdamundi. He's mostly just taking a nap.

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 11 місяців тому +3

      @@elegantoddity8609 My understand anding is that his moving of the southlands caused much of the dwarf empire to collapse, maybe I am confusing him with lord kroak?

    • @elegantoddity8609
      @elegantoddity8609 11 місяців тому +4

      @@Sara3346 Kroak and Mazdamundi are generally sleepier than that and don't do a whole lot without specific reason to. I double checked and it was an otherwise irrelevent Lord Quex enacting what he believed was a needed realignment of the continents. But even that wasn't necessarily the case. If that was him, he only exasperated the results of the first skaven ritual going haywire, as they were trying to expand the underempire and ended up destroying Skavenblight and almost themselves.

  • @gangstalker47
    @gangstalker47 11 місяців тому +89

    When I had the tabletop store, we had exactly one DE player, and he... really liked this character. He wanted to be Malakith so much. He was STILL better than every Skaven player I've ever met.

    • @5n4k3d0rk
      @5n4k3d0rk 11 місяців тому +21

      They're setting the bar low, and then there's burying it so far underground it touches the core of the planet

    • @viperblitz11
      @viperblitz11 11 місяців тому +5

      Asking as someone who doesn't play fantasy, what's the problem around Skaven players?

    • @gangstalker47
      @gangstalker47 11 місяців тому +21

      @viperblitz11
      It's like they roleplay a Skaven. They all never showered, brushing teeth was an afterthought, they were greasey, and they do that stupid skaven talk irl. "Yes-yes! Me want break food!"

  • @halomasta21
    @halomasta21 11 місяців тому +139

    "Nagash backanded her so goddamn hard that her true form as a monstrous half-snake creature was revealed." Ah yes, Nagash being the based, hilarious Nagash that we all know and love XD

    • @platinturger
      @platinturger 11 місяців тому +25

      Always remember kids:
      You might be despicable and evil, but Nagash will somehow always be worse

    • @flaviomonteiro1414
      @flaviomonteiro1414 11 місяців тому +27

      Such is the power of Nagash.

    • @VIixIXine
      @VIixIXine 11 місяців тому +6

      Such is the power of Nagash.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 10 місяців тому

      I like to imagine its not because ve saw her for the manipulative bitch she is, but because that his instinctive reaction to women speakinh

    • @westleytraynor1841
      @westleytraynor1841 8 місяців тому +6

      Such is the power of nagash

  • @SightlessSenshi
    @SightlessSenshi 11 місяців тому +10

    "I'm here to get stepped on."
    This is my kind of lore video!

  • @h3nta1j3sus8
    @h3nta1j3sus8 11 місяців тому +14

    morathi whenever she has any sort of issue only has 3 solutions: fuck it, fuck it and fuck it.

  • @cherrypopscile3385
    @cherrypopscile3385 11 місяців тому +18

    Ok the end joke cant be that ba
    "Shes just walkin around with those grippers hangin out"
    Thank you Pancreas. You have shown me that, no matter how low my expectations are, you can always go under them. Have a like

  • @zakinnamis5577
    @zakinnamis5577 11 місяців тому +29

    “I can fix her”, More like “I can take it”

  • @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68
    @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68 11 місяців тому +45

    The coffin of morathi and malekith

  • @A.E.B.0
    @A.E.B.0 11 місяців тому +19

    When you think you can fix a dark elf, the only thing getting fixed is you ✂️.

  • @Flailmorpho
    @Flailmorpho 11 місяців тому +8

    I like how you repeatedly reactivate my Age of Mythology nostalgia with these videos

  • @corbinwinsor225
    @corbinwinsor225 11 місяців тому +23

    The thing that lets you insta "kill" small Morathi in AoS is the gaunt summoner. As his ability doesnt kill, just removes her from the table.

  • @spaceiguana5066
    @spaceiguana5066 11 місяців тому +111

    "I can fix her"
    Nah, fuck that. I think she's perfect the way she is.

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 11 місяців тому +3

      This has 69 likes, and I don’t want to ruin it.

    • @Aberinkula9
      @Aberinkula9 3 місяці тому +1

      Preach brother.

  • @EstParum
    @EstParum 11 місяців тому +6

    I have googled this vid evwry hour the past 8 years and finaly here we are

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 11 місяців тому +25

    Morathi would be up there with the Chaos Gods if she manages to turn belief into her own power. One thing that she knows how to induce is trauma. And she knows she could brew something worse than what the Eldar ended up having

  • @7heTexanRebel
    @7heTexanRebel 4 місяці тому +4

    0:43 Was half expecting to hear "I'm here to put the simp in simple"

  • @sovietunion7643
    @sovietunion7643 11 місяців тому +39

    i got to admit i really like the old lore of morathi just bringing slaaneshi daemonettes to sex parties because imagine being so sure of yourself both sexually and magically that bringing forth demons of a pleasure god is fine

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 10 місяців тому +7

      That is a terrifying level of dommy-mommy energy...
      Like, deamonettes are literally beings of pure sadism, I wouldn't want one near me because I'd never trust it not to bite or snap something off with their crab-hands...

  • @timothykurdt7645
    @timothykurdt7645 11 місяців тому +8

    I appreciate the Age of Mythology soundtrack in the background!

    • @timothykurdt7645
      @timothykurdt7645 11 місяців тому +2

      AND THEN the Age of Empires II soundtrack towards the end of the video!

  • @nekrox1
    @nekrox1 11 місяців тому +14

    Caledor to Morathi : " Do you smell what the Dragontamer is cooking ?🤨"

  • @generalnawaki
    @generalnawaki 11 місяців тому +10

    0:16 fix what? aint broke.

  • @That_Rat_Bastrd
    @That_Rat_Bastrd 3 місяці тому +2

    11:47 "and in the endtimes it only gets worse"
    So many layers to that 😂

  • @explore7891
    @explore7891 11 місяців тому +16

    I GOT TWO FUCKING WORD! LUTHOR HARKON IS BETTER THEN ANY DARK ELF...maybe not pirate dark elf because he's cool for dark elf....BUT GIVE ME MY BOY LUTHOR HARKON!

    • @explore7891
      @explore7891 11 місяців тому +2

      ....wait those are more than two words...ahhh, I don't care. Since. FORTUNE FAVE INFAMOUS!?

  • @eldavid8774
    @eldavid8774 11 місяців тому +12

    Can’t wait to see pancreas’s ascension to slaneeshy daemon prince once that chubby elf anime starts

  • @candrian7
    @candrian7 11 місяців тому +29

    The reason Morathi-Khaine has a separate wounds characteristic is because there are abilities and spells that use it as a target number for a dice roll.

  • @kanereid7087
    @kanereid7087 11 місяців тому +15

    thank you for being my favorite youtuber

  • @cosmicmuse2195
    @cosmicmuse2195 11 місяців тому +6

    Adam and Eve sponsoring a Morathi video. It's all lead to this.

  • @dcbluenose1873
    @dcbluenose1873 11 місяців тому +6

    Dude, your Adam and Eve sponsorship of Dark Elves / Slaaneshi videos is goddamned hilarious

  • @michaelbooser2316
    @michaelbooser2316 11 місяців тому +6

    A necromancer named slickback was not what I expected to see today

  • @Never_heart
    @Never_heart 11 місяців тому +37

    I do love that Morathi finally gets what she deserves, to deal with herself

  • @TheDeathwing5
    @TheDeathwing5 11 місяців тому +10

    She is arguably the most balanced character in Warhammer and still feels like a God and has the most fun faction to play.

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 2 місяці тому +1

    Felix: “I can take her.”
    Ulrika: “In a fight right?”
    Gotrek: *ah shit, here we go again -_-*

  • @redsven7624
    @redsven7624 11 місяців тому +5

    The Nagash thing was doomed to fail, the ultimate control freak, was never falling for the woman who found Slaanesh's gag reflex

  • @MrLolguy93
    @MrLolguy93 11 місяців тому +2

    Loving the Age of Mythology music in the background.
    Excellent taste, my dude

  • @thecobaltemperor
    @thecobaltemperor 11 місяців тому +5

    Don't forget the time she enlisted a million chaos barbarians by just standing there naked with her witch elves

  • @Zirkalaritz
    @Zirkalaritz 11 місяців тому +7

    Broke: I can fix her.
    Woke: Whatever's wrong with her makes her hotter.

  • @GamingGlatorius
    @GamingGlatorius 6 місяців тому +2

    “Well, he did warn me.”
    *Hears talk of grippers at the end*
    “Oh cool, it gets worse.”

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 11 місяців тому +66

    I consider Morathi doing a 180 on her attitude towards Slaanesh's ability to get out and also her being cavalier about pissing off the other gods as a lore _positive._ It's not a plot hole, it's Morathi falling prey to her hubris. She thinks finally achieving apotheosis makes her immune to the consequences of her actions. That if she just obtains godhood, it means she's "won". She doesn't understand that godhood isn't the blank check she thought it was. Not in AoS, where even gods can die. Her arrogance - her Grandiosity - is getting the better of her. That's not bad writing, that's GOOD writing. It means she's a flawed character.
    It's this kind of thing that capital-t Tragedies are built on.

  • @cogline9
    @cogline9 11 місяців тому +1

    Perfect sponsor for this video. Excellent work! :D

  • @gustavakerman2566
    @gustavakerman2566 11 місяців тому +6

    Weak: I could fix her
    Strong: She could make me so much worse
    Chad: *I could make her so much worse*

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 6 місяців тому +3

    Somewhere out there, there is a universe where Malekith killed Morathi and put an end to all of the pleasure cults, the council was so astounded by his ability and loyalty in killing even his own mother to protect Ulthuan that they made him Phoenix King, the war of the beard never happened, and the dark elves never came into existence at all. This also means Nagash never invented Necromancy since Malekith never sent the dark elf sorcerers to Nehekara, and Nehekara itself would have never fallen into ruin as a result of Nagash's actions. The vampires also never would have come into existence either.

  • @100Servings
    @100Servings 11 місяців тому +198

    She's the dark elf my mother always warned me about.
    Sorry mom.☹️

    • @armonfredericks7414
      @armonfredericks7414 11 місяців тому

      I'm Not! I'm so Down Bad if I were a Male Mantis I'd Still Fuck Even if it Meant She Would bit My Head Off as I'm Cumming!

    • @chucklytell
      @chucklytell 11 місяців тому +20

      you're not sorry, you always hoped she was right

    • @100Servings
      @100Servings 11 місяців тому +17

      @@chucklytell To be fair, despite 21 years of marriage to my wife, my mother still asks on a regular basis if I've spoken with Bernie, the girl she liked when I was in high school. "No, Mom, I'm not in contact with a girl I never even dated back in the 1990s. Thanks."

    • @cernunnos_lives
      @cernunnos_lives 11 місяців тому +8

      ​​@@100Servings....oh man absolutely correct about this one. And I thought this is something, only my mom did. Lol
      Even in a different culture and different language, there's things all mom's will manage to do.

  • @bvdemier1
    @bvdemier1 11 місяців тому +4

    GET OUT OF MY ROOM, MOM
    Probably Malekith, and his eternal quest of suffering

  • @ThePontiac001
    @ThePontiac001 11 місяців тому +21

    23:35 im a simple man... i see the greatest elf slayer to exist in a video, i cheer

  • @myonlyfriendtheend4958
    @myonlyfriendtheend4958 11 місяців тому +8

    >I can fix her
    You can’t fix perfection baby

  • @edgyguy7084
    @edgyguy7084 6 місяців тому +5

    "She regards her son more fondly." still sounds sus when we are talking about her...

  • @QwynnThotland
    @QwynnThotland 11 місяців тому +25

    i remember seeing Morathi' portrait for the quests she gives you in the TW:W2 eye of the vortex campaign, i swear the first thought i had was "this looks like it belongs in one of those lowish budget cgi porn games" and im ALL about it

  • @WingsaberE3
    @WingsaberE3 11 місяців тому +3

    Pinnacle of "Calm down son it's just a drawing."

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 11 місяців тому +2

    "mer not withstanding"
    *Pelinal music starts playing*
    Me: *breaks into immediate heavy sweating*

  • @azureheart2846
    @azureheart2846 11 місяців тому +7

    15:33 so Aenarion split her in two, but not in a way she liked it I presume?

  • @dendrien
    @dendrien 11 місяців тому +2

    YES! Someone finally said it. Morathi is a ¨ step on me mommy ¨ vibe. Someone shamelessly said the TRUTH we all KNEW

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of756 11 місяців тому +3

    An Adam&Eve sponsorship for a video about the most dominant of mothers is a stroke of genius.

  • @ThunderfireMac
    @ThunderfireMac 11 місяців тому

    27:15 There are some abilities that trigger on the wound characteristic.
    For example the Bloodwrack Viper has an ability that if it rolls equal to or greater a models wounds it instatly kills it (Morathi would only take 3 wounds from this though becasue of the heart of Khanie.)

  • @discountplaguedoctor88
    @discountplaguedoctor88 11 місяців тому +40

    There's a scene in Warhammer where Grombrindal (who before the End Times is all but stated to be Malekith's old friend Snorri Sturluson who's so pissed off over an oath which Malekith had broken that he came back from the dead through sheer rage) is asked who's the most beautiful woman in the world between Alarielle and Morathi. He predictably tells the moron who asked him that question that they're both no good on the grounds that they both lack defined muscles and are consequently useless in a shield wall (the part about them being elves is something he declares to be so obvious that it didn't need to be brought up, and this is without getting into how Morathi is the 2nd most evil non-Chaos character from all of Warhammer Fantasy with her son being #3 and Nagash being #1) before declaring that Helga Longplaits is his pick on the grounds that she's completely dependable outside of her looks.
    And if you think that he's done insulting a few of the typical contenders for the most beautiful woman in Warhammer, he immediately adds that Lucrezia Belladonna's no good either simply because she's that much of a notorious poisoner.

  • @crdt2tm
    @crdt2tm 11 місяців тому +60

    Weak Energy: I can fix her
    Strong Energy: She needs correction

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 11 місяців тому +9

      I got an ice pick and a mallet in my drawer somewhere.

    • @rev0568
      @rev0568 11 місяців тому +3

      No, strong energy is "we accept this"

  • @samfish2550
    @samfish2550 11 місяців тому +3

    I love that adom and eve are sponsoring THIS video specifically..... Just feels fitting.....

  • @christianweibrecht6555
    @christianweibrecht6555 11 місяців тому +2

    Breaking news: a guy who owns an Azshara body pillow enjoys evil elf wizard who consorted with demons & became a snake monster

  • @Nightcall.
    @Nightcall. 11 місяців тому +8

    Peddling sex toys to an audience of WH nerds on a Dark Elf lore video might be Pancreas’ best meme to date

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 3 місяці тому +2

    Eldrad and Teclis warned me or you… I was hoping they were right.
    -Asdrubael Vect upon meeting Morathi.

  • @noangles1564
    @noangles1564 10 місяців тому +3

    You aren't fixing her, but she will break you.

  • @joaopedroalves6777
    @joaopedroalves6777 5 місяців тому

    man your ramblings about warhammer lore are always a joy to hear, cheers.

  • @jeffecake6197
    @jeffecake6197 11 місяців тому +3

    I subscribed for the lore and game info; I stayed to listen to a man reaffirm my own atrocious tastes to me.

  • @weebwarrior9727
    @weebwarrior9727 11 місяців тому

    27:10 the reason is because wounds that Morathi-Khaine takes cannot be negated, including by the shadow queen’s 3 wounds cap. So if you manage to get Morathi-Khaine with something and do damage to her, you can kill both of them in one go

  • @Thegrifter69
    @Thegrifter69 11 місяців тому +15

    The sponsorship pairing today is just spectacular

  • @Jay-yv3pu
    @Jay-yv3pu 11 місяців тому +1

    Having an Adam and eve sponsorship while talking about THE domi mommy is quite the ccombo

  • @Beepers559
    @Beepers559 11 місяців тому +43

    So teklas has the magic power of winning by default? Sheesh he’s too powerful for any vs battle since he can cast “nah I’d win”

    • @Aceshot-uu7yx
      @Aceshot-uu7yx 11 місяців тому +11

      He earned it after the whole magic tuberculosis partially caused by Morathi herself cursing his bloodline.

    • @Beepers559
      @Beepers559 11 місяців тому +14

      @@Aceshot-uu7yx top 10 most toxic elves. Number 1 will shock you!

    • @knightesquire36
      @knightesquire36 11 місяців тому +5

      Lobotomy kaisen

    • @cpt.martinwalker3366
      @cpt.martinwalker3366 11 місяців тому +9

      As the emperor began to charge his blow, Horus shrunk in fear. The emperor then said: "Stand proud Horus, you're strong"

    • @Beepers559
      @Beepers559 11 місяців тому +5

      @@cpt.martinwalker3366 Horus then exploded and was never seen again

  • @xs10chil_dre-d
    @xs10chil_dre-d 11 місяців тому +2

    The Virgin 'I can fix her' versus The Chad 'She can make me worse'

  • @ryanjackson6298
    @ryanjackson6298 11 місяців тому +24

    2 minutes since release, only way i could have come quicker was if Morathi was finishing it off lmao

  • @arthurquiliao2675
    @arthurquiliao2675 11 місяців тому +2

    babe wake up new diabetic lore just dropped

  • @Miked7606ac
    @Miked7606ac 11 місяців тому +5

    If one must turn evil to bed a dark elf you must turn evil - Shakespeare

  • @Willathy_
    @Willathy_ 11 місяців тому +1

    How poetic an Adam and Eve sponsorship on the hot elf mommy video you love to see it

  • @yamibakura8597
    @yamibakura8597 11 місяців тому +3

    I don't actually mind that Morathi fails another. She seems like exactly the type of person who is intelligent enough to pursue what she wants, power, status, pleasure, without being smart enough to wonder if maybe all the crazy schemes she's attempting won't end up back-firing on her in some way.

  • @Vanq17
    @Vanq17 11 місяців тому +1

    28:08 Kislev? She's not anywhere near any Kislevite settlement. They're on opposite sides of the map. A bigger worry is the Sisters of Twilight from the north.

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 2 місяці тому

      No but Mother Ostankya right in the north of her in Immortal Empires campaign.

  • @michimatsch5862
    @michimatsch5862 11 місяців тому +5

    Alternative video title:
    Morathi - Sorceress of you being down bad

  • @constantinechase9382
    @constantinechase9382 11 місяців тому +1

    This was a great episode. I cannot wait for Thanquol's full bio.