The Most Expensive Mistakes Ever Made PART II
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Important lessons in this one. Pay close attention. And watch until the end.
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Simon *Spends 10 years creating UA-cam videos, having a very likeable persona and creates a long form channel where he lets his personality shine through and can be candid and charming*
Also Simon: WHY ARE PEOPLE WATCHING THIS CHANNEL?!
Accurate
That's kind. Thank you :)
I 100% agree, he can only take sponsors for this channel that let him be himself. I love all of his channels, but I like this one most because it is so candid.
@@RasberryReef he's kind of charming in this format.
SILENCE INFIDEL goes here
One of my favorite things about this channel is Simon literally interrupting his own sentences with random comments and then continuing the previous sentence without skipping a beat.
Total professional right here.
Haha. That doesn’t always happen.
“What were we talking about?”
@brainblaze6526 you're very good at not losing your chain/train(?) of thought while going on tangents. I am not so lucky 😂
@@gregorybarnard5593train of thought
If I ever detect that Simon has read the script ahead of time, I'm immediately smashing the Dislike button and turning the video off.
I second this motion
Motion carries. Should Simon ever read a script in advanced AND the video audience is able to detect that he has we all agree to SMASH the DISLIKE BUTTON and switch to Taylor Swift Videos.
Smash that Dislike. But... watch all of it and bust his balls for everything in the comments. It’s a win/win.
Please, Simon, *never* read the scripts in advance - I don’t think I could take it if I had to switch to Taylor Swift videos 👀😱
@@goosebump801 Yeah, I'd take fighting a damn boulder over that switch....
Next: Danny starts typing the scripts in Comic Sans. You're welcome!🤣
I would enjoy that greatly.
Since I’ve become a legend, I can’t take any of Simons 700 other channels content seriously
That's okay. You legend.
@@brainblaze6526 Nothing like going in the comments on various TIFO & TopTenz vids to bust the other fans' balls when they talk about whether or not Simon believes in ghosts! x'D
I feel the same way I have been here since the first time he told me bout it in one of his many other channels when there was less than 10k
It’s like watching your friend from the pub try to put on a business presentation
Me too
0:00 Simon - “F you, everybody else.” Me - “Well that escalated quickly.”
Like #69!
I knew going to perchthemerch.co would Rickroll me. Did I visit it anyway? Absolutely.
And, someone actually made an onlyfans.com/simonwhistler 😂😂
That happened to me too
why is it not autoplaying?I had to click play to be rickrolled
@@iowafarmboy that someone is Simon, he's diversifying his channels to platforms other than youtube
I bet it was Danny or Sam
I hope someone makes a compilation of Simon trying to ask Siri questions, but it doesn't answer
We still need a Blaze about Danny and his insane backstory, it just gets more Blaze-worthy as time goes on. Allegedly.
I can see that as either a subscriber milestone or an April fools video. Either way I agree I want it to exist
What we really NEED is a _Biographics_ episode about Danny.
the only other guy i know off with such a strange life is my step dad who is a very dry cyncial person but has lived a INSANE life hes meet and cooked for nascar drivers got invited too and nearly joined a biker gang was a professinal chef and even got invited to the knights templar which is more like a social club these days even got the ceremonial sword
Allegedly
It would crush the mistique around danny
Whoever bought perch the merch just to Rick roll people is my hero.
Sam IS the HR department. Just be thankful he's on board with you keeping Danny in the basement.
Well _someone_ needs to be in the basement and Sam doesn't wanna be in there(Or maybr he does?)
Simon: "I'm watching this show on Netflix... [brain shuts down]" (it's Colony, by the way...)
THANK YOU
It's a good show. Sad it was canceled
I watched the entire series when it first aired, and I still couldn't figure out what show he was talking about.
Thank you!
Thank you - from the description, I thought it was Falling Skies.
As an HR professional, I can assure you Danny's working conditions next to the radiator meet OSHA standards. Also, please remember that it's perfectly ok to do a line with Sam that's been flavoured in Danny's tears.
The memes are getting stronger.
Also yes Simon, we all watch this to the end!
Legends.
Sir, you triggered Siri’s voice activation on my IPhone when you had asked “how much is Google worth”, So I must applaud you for having a magnificent voice.
I just wish that it would consider obeying my magnificent voice.
Less than a minute in and Sam's "onlyfans" addition has elicited the laughter my day was missing! Sam = Legend.
a legend actually made it a thing!
If all the trains are the same model it is in fact called a fleet. If they're a variety of different trains it is called a consist. The more you know lol.
The same architect that designed the walkie-scorchie also designed the Vdara in Las Vegas, which has the same death ray problem and was completed 5 years prior. That's some bad judgement.
Maybe this is why the architect didn't think the London building would have that heating problem; he must have thought, "Oh, there's no way London gets as hot as Las Vegas."
Or he was an evil genius obsessed with lazer beams and what not
Perhaps that is his thing?
@@4077Disc why can't I get a building with frickin' laser beams on it?!?!
The architect was a bed wetter and fire starter as a child; he's just become more sophisticated in his fire setting.
"I've got 7 other channels where I DON'T ramble!!" HAHAHA!!
Sometimes I think Danny throws in random phrases just to mess with Simon and he's not missing a joke, making him question missing a joke IS the amusement....love you Simon 💖
This is my theory as well.
Agreed. Danny has to find some way to amuse himself while chained to the radiator in the basement. 😉 Love you, Simon. Keep doing you.
Fun fact: lowering the odds of winning the lottery actually increases participation.
Wow, humans are complicated.
but why...
@@Starfloofle it increases the prize pools, while extending the length of time between winners. The later results in the gambler's fallacy, which, in laymen's terms, is the idea that an event is "overdue".
Family guy said it best. Lottery is for dumb people.
@@dpreston8831 Simon said it best 'the lottery is a tax on poor people.
12:56 - Sam... you just double-mumble-memed Simon... that was brilliant, you absolute lllegend... 😂🤣😂🤣
LEGEND
12:16 that may sound shocking from a western perspective, but its important to consider the context that the concept of responsibility actually means something to Japanese executives. In stark contrast to how things play out in the west, its actually pretty commonplace for higher ups in japanese companies to face consequences, be it anything from pay cuts to resignation, for major failures of the company.
Whoever is spending 25 euros to troll Simon, you a glorious mad lad🤣
2 years later and it's still a Rick roll
As for the designer of the Walkie-Talkie building, this was in fact the second building he designed in a similar manner using similar materials and the first building had the very same reflective issues, so there is no way this could have been a surprise to this guy.
Please tell me he designed the vdara in Vegas! 😂😂😂😂😂
It’s nice to see people messing up worse than I could ever dream of.
At least I'm not the worst failure
You can beat them, I believe in you!
Practice makes perfect.
People are terrible but I'm a people who's not as terrible as the terriblest people, and that's not so terrible.
@@pajamaman2989 That is 100% of fact!
I like to have a whole episode of just Danny's escapades
As usual, when you say "Hey Siri", my phone goes off. It said, Google's Market Cap is $938B. Considering you're British and I'm an American, with a southern accent, I cannot understand why my phone reacts.
Linguistically Southern Accents and British Accents are actually very similar!
ua-cam.com/video/uuFCoDqLmY0/v-deo.html
It’s 1.04T now damn does their cap rise quick LOL
How great would it be if you could get onto the speaker system in a packed stadium (if that ever happens again), say "hey Siri, call mom" and watch people scramble for their phones.
Hey jack, I’m watching in Rome, GA
Siri goes off for me as well and I am Australian, the Aussie accent is nothing like Simon's accent.
I really need a shirt that says “smash that dislike button!” Or something about a Rick Roll
Well worth the money! I just got mine today. Super high quality! Purchthemerch!
Put a QR code on it that's leads to a rick roll.
I'm pretty sure that you can get that shirt
Maybe they can afford one of Simon's overpriced stickers after a while.
Legitimately, I watched this on my iPhone. Simon triggered MY Siri with “HEY SIRI HOW MUCH IS GOO-“, this interrupted the video so that’s all Siri heard. Siri’s response was that Gay is a synonym for “Good”
Considering thats what gay has meant for a very very long time, it is correct....
Zachary French Stop lying
Happy and joyful as well
"Allegedly."
Simon: I don't think everyone grasped the concept of keywords either. A lot of people felt compelled to type a complete and perfectly punctuated sentence for every query.
Also Simon: Hey Siri, How much is google worth?
Shocked at the high watch percentage? It's almost like ppl are in need of some irreverent levity or something...
@@3girliez617 I have an allegation to make: that you may be an OG Business Blaze Legend 👍
@@3girliez617 wait, irrelevant?🤨 None of it's *reverent*, but some of it has to be relevant to something... hang on, this is business blaze we're talking about, nvm😄
:)
Train pulling into old station in France:
"We're good! We're good! We're good! We're good!
Don't worry, captain, we'll buff out those scratches."
"This train is on fire" was my favourite announcement, especially because I was in the carriage that was on fire.. they stopped the train & put it out and then tried for about 3 hours to get it going again.. but it kept bursting into flames. Eventually, as I was about 4-5hrs late for work they called a replacement bus. True story.
I...can’t...breathe, I’m laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You made that up, admit it.
I live in Japan and what is this so called train delay?
@@tobin1677 It's the shameful secret of the Western world. I can't tell you or we would all have to hide our faces in shame.
Kind of a shitty employee
The rambling *IS* the blaze, and ALLEGEDLY it is what makes Simon an ABSOLUTE LEGEND!
sam: i'm calling hr.
simon: hr? i am hr.
Your request to be let out of the attic has been denied.
@@--enyo-- *basement
Sam: I'm gonna call HR
Simon: So. You have chosen death.
It makes me laugh everytime i drive home from work past a street called "alledge drive" in woodford UK. When i questioned the wierd name my girlfriend said nothing ever happens down there its just full of old people.
I then reply "alledgedly". I am sure its full of OG legends. old and grumpy.
want that sweet watch time? You should totally do a reaction video to Yahoo! answers.
I loved the comment “I can remember every detail about a show but can’t remember it’s name.” I am the same way with people, all the details but can’t remember their name.
So happy that Danny came back to his cage, I'm guessing slinking with his shoulders bent over in shame. He knows his cage. He loves his cage. He NEEDS his cage.
Plus Simon promised to put ice cubes in his water, since it's summer and it's getting pretty hot in there.
Allegedly.
Free Danny!
Simon's probably still using his recently repaired boiler to make up for all the time he had to wait for it to be repaired.
somehow your description of danny made me think of gollum.. hunched over and cowering in the corner of his cage..
Business Blaze: Mostly waffle with occasional info from Danny.
No one:
Simon: WHY AM I SUCH A KNOB!
Top 10 Questions Science still can't answer
No one:
Simon: you know what I would like? Some cocaïne!
What a dead meme format that was never funny in the first place.
At least he has a firm grip on his self awareness. Many people go their entire lives not realizing that they are a complete knob or twat.
I was about to like this but it was at 69 likes. Please do not change this, it's perfect.
SNFC, every time think of French trains now will be thinking football, though expect it was a deliberate play on the correct SNCF.
Simon reacting to Yahoo Answers is exactly the sort of lazy content I'd watch.
Another thing Simon could do is the Forum community evolution I myself Just Caught the Last 18 months Of Jeeves Answerpoint in which Real people all over the World asked and Answered questions and this was Accessed By going the Askjeeves .com or Ask .com route. Looked like the Co.uk page except there was a Small link called "Ask other people" on the Home page which drew in the Curious
And it was Properly Moderated unlike Some earlier Sites where Gobshites and Waste of spaces took over the Page and early live Talk messenger sites (about 15 years ago) >Yahoo Messenger? Were unusable ...What was Google Groups Earlier Name? Google Brought them out And Archived the Files and Simon could do something on these alone ..Talking about the late 80's? This was Before The Wikipedia type URL's and the Rest began Gathering pace
For the Record These days My search engines are Google & Duckduckgo
My Very first reliable Engines were Yahoo and All the Web Which was Very fast (Brought out by and converted into Yahoo)
And what was The Google Before Google?.... Altavista (Brought out by Yahoo! too)
And here is a part of a FAQ answer:
[quote:]
You used Infoseek, Excite, Altavista, or a slew of other search engines .Web Crawler, Lycos, Ask Jeeves, EuroSpider, WAIS, Dialog, Lexus/Nexus, Yahoo!, Harvest, WebCrawler, Archie, Veronica, gopher, etc.
Livestream reactions and let the chat suggest searches.
I feel like the big appeal to this channel is you kind of feel like you're part of the conversation between three friends because of the way he talks. And you get to share the joy and hilarity.
I'd like to take credit for PerchTheMerch...
But alas, it was not me
Minor typo correction, in case someone is wanting to Google more details about the French subway fiasco.... It’s actually SN*CF*. This stands for Société Nationale des Chemins de Fer, i.e. the national railways organization.
Thanks for another great Blaze! 🥰
Sam @1:30 is that you dancing next to Simon?? Cause you _are_ out of this world! 😂😂😂
I'll show myself out...sorry 🤗🇨🇦
How can you not absolutely love this channel?
“ I Rome while I blaze” 😂 I do the same thing but the police always get involved.
*roam (verb) Rome (city in Italy).
I thought Simon was a low key kind of guy and always formal, until I watched this😂😂😂
I'm amazed Sam doesn't use clips of Joe Biden fumbling his words when Simon does it
The Ozzy clip kills me every time though
Yea the ozzy is great I just figured adding some new ones would spice it up. And Biden has some of the best clips of just nonsensical stuff
I mean the could just as easily use Trump bumbling but imma assume its the not U.S. thing the other guy said
Have you seen Trump? Talk about word salad.
I feel like we need a counter for every time Simon says " I need to start reading these ahead of time" after telling his own story to then read it on the script :p
Two Blaze videos ? What did we do to deserve two chances to be insulted ?
Something strange occurred
The other one seems to have gotten removed. Likely due to... Knock knock knock!!
The other got removed. No!!! Probably wasn't meant to be put up, so they hid it again for later release.
@@iowafarmboy I watched the whole blaze and was wondering what was going on when I refreshed and found this one.
Simon? What happened?
The show you're talking about is "Colony." It premiered on USA I think.
Great we captured Danny and fed him peanut butter and jelly and now we have a great episode
Back in 2011 i was in Australia and i remember being stunned when i realized that the gas was being sold in liters at a similar price to gallons in the U.S. gasoline was almost 4 times more expensive there.
1 gal is 3.75 liters , gas was $1.86 , not sure now but in the 80s , gas was like $2 a liter in west Germany
@@paulreiter167 ah yes the absolute “joys” of communism
My favorite description of the lottery - 'the idiot tax'.
Simon's deadpan expression when Siri fails to understand him is hilarious!
The Loop, a historic part of St. Louis tried to bring back the trolley, caused years of traffic... they put the tracks the wrong distance apart... fixed it...trolley regularly hits cars 🤣🤣
Lottery winnings are taxed. In some lotteries, though, they advertise the post tax winnings and not pre tax.
IT'S THE MAN WITH THE MANUSCRIPT!
Hi Simon, FYI to you and the editor(s). Today's Megaprojects and Blaze vids had perfect sound but the Geographics one on the Great Wall had pretty low audio levels for some reason. Just letting you know in case it's some glitch in editing as I assume you wouldn't change your recording level...unless you HAVE to lower it for Blaze vids because of the shouting and badoomtishes and merely forgot to dial it back up :)
just saw the notification while sitting bored af. Simon never fails to not make me laugh.
"Never fails to (not) make me laugh"
So you don't find him funny?
Needs a wee bit of grammar.
Maybe Simon being unfunny makes them entertained?
Omg its true. It does lead to a rickroll what an absolute legend the person who did this is
You must be the only UA-camr who frequently and openly talks about making money and watchtime. Shockingly refreshing honesty. Must. Keep. Watching. Simon needs a new, high traffic, jump absorbing, carpet.
it's great that siri never works for simon shows just how good apple is.
"Is cocaine gluten free?" xD
Thank god we have a script this episode!!!!
You know, from anyone else the shameless merch and watch time plugs would annoy me, but from Simon it just feels very honest 😄
0:00 That's exactly how I feel every morning
I was going to say the same thing! I just got up and that's the first thing I heard!
Ever been on a german train?
They are late so often, that the DB(Deutsche Bahn) in their statistics register delays under 5 minutes as "on point" and have a policy to provide excuse me drinks with delays over 50 minutes XD
I asked Google "How much is Google worth?" And actually got a be answer, as of 4:00 est today $930 billion us.
Simon: You shouldn't ask a search engine questions, that's not how it works.
(30 seconds later) Simon: Siri, how much is Google worth?
Legend.
I would think that dude in Belgium would have a decent argument for the second half of the lotto winnings, seeing how it never got claimed.
It passed the time frame so he’s shit out of luck
I feel like Simon makes a Top Tenz video, then a Biographics video, then gets blazed and thinks: "hey, Business Blaze, let's shoot that now". And then turns out his best content.
I love it when he asks Siri something.
The city of Montreal, Canada, had the same issue a couple years ago, when they took ownership of the new fleet of trains for the Metro (tube). Alstom/Bombardier failed to check all measurements and the trains where a couple inches too tall, which means the public transit company had to re-bore all tunnels between stations to accommodate that extra height...
Hey Simon, Just had a thought while watching your (attempted) interaction with Siri... have you ever thought about making an episode of the Blaze that focuses on the various digital assistants?
That sounds like an amazing idea.
I love Apple products (despite hating the company), but brother needs to get Alexa. Simon struggling with Siri could be its own meme.
Bonus points if he manages to find a way to interact with and insult all of them in that episode.
Jibo was the best.
Has Siri ever answered his questions correctly? I don't think I've missed any episodes and I don't recall Siri ever answering him correctly. Perhaps Siri was the younger sibling of Jeeves and Simon needs to ask the question with please and thank you.
“Ahah we have solved the mystery of that one random tracker”
Some people come for the business, some for the blaze.... but I come for all the little mysteries you solve 🤣🤣🤣 thanks Mr Whistler 💛
What a quinky dink, that just as Simon talks about a tractor rolling by his window, a great ole tractor races by MY window...
"building walls around City's" goddamn it I want to play Civilisation now!
Why don't I see Brian the meme accountant yet? guess i'll try his job out
Script slap: 4
HR joke: 1
Purch the Merch: 3
alien dancing: 1
"I like money": 1
bleeping: 19
OG blaze joke: 1
hit that like button: 1
Simon can't say "sweet watch time" properly: 1
"Fine, keep your secrets": 1
confused girl: 2
Is cocaine glutton free?: 2
Simon should read ahead: 2
Siri not doing its job: 1
"you're fired": 1
allegedly: 3
opens I pad: 2
badda bum bum tsssss: 1
hoe: 2
"aaaand it's gone": 1
button slap: 1
Simon can't speak: 1
Sam makes fun of merch: 1
forgets script: 1
the return of the tractor: 1
tractor demolition: 1
channel plug: 1
conceited reaction: 1
Kerchoo: 1
toy car drift: 1
meltman approves: 1
cyberpunk 2077: 1
Simon thinks Danny is weird: 1
"This is fine": 1
"Soooo hot": 1
Thomas has never seen such bs: 1
"Blaze it up": 1
"I have no idea what i'm doing": 1
"SiMoN dOn'T mAkE fUn Of SuIcIdE": 1
Why am i such a nob?: 1
I've probably messed most of it up but......do i get a job or do i just get chained to a basement?
YAAASSSSSSS new Business Blaze. Simon's beard is glorious
Lada has a huge market share in Russia and is currently owned by renault. Renault also own around 46% of Nissan, 1.55% of daimler and all of dacia.
Simon, admit it. You broke this one into 2 parts so you don't have to unchain danny and sam from the radiator as often. Plus, you don't have to share the cocaine while they're chained up.
Shit.
Where do I perch the merch????? Ive stalked hist you tube, insta, his website, and I am too lazy to go back to the start of the video. Allegedly
@Simon
The "exciting" "joke" was in reference to the Excite search engine :p
Yay, turns out Simon didn't forget to feed Danny!
he's back wearing his own merch and still laughing trough his nose at his own jokes
But the question is... Do you want to purch the merch or perch the merch?!!!
only because they are so good and funny
Lottery tickets are not taxed, because the money you win has already been taxed once, when you (and everybody else who bought a ticket) bought the tickets.
Sitting here smoking a blunt look at phone, sees little dancing guy me thinking to myself 🙃 "this some good stuff to see little dancing man" 🤣🤣
Thought I was having 'LSD flashbacks' from the ol' dayz 😂😂😂😂
Lmfao sounds like two people who have never done drugs in their life
Maybe I'm just a morally bankrupt businessman, but if I had a chance to buy tech that was too fast I'd have bought it and not used it so it cant be used against me.
If simon didnt have his legendary cohost siri.... lol u need an alexa
3:30 In fact in the US if you buy a lottery ticket out of state and win, the state in which you bought it will consider it income earned within the state and you'll need to file taxes in that state to pay their state taxes on it and then file the form on your home state for a tax credit on what was just paid to that other state.
Was that a Meltman reference from Action League Now!? No fakin way
The Flesh, he's super strong, and super naked.
Thunder Girl, she flies, like thunder
Stinky Diver, a former Navy commando with an attitude as bad as his odor.
And Meltman, with the power to MELT!
About you rambling, I quite enjoy youre rambles and how you're "less professional" honestly with some of my friend we will talk about topics with lots of substance or layers per se, end up rambling on some tangent, making jokes, then forget what we were talking about. So obviously I quite enjoy this channel. By far this is my favourite channel of yours. Because the nature of the conversations I have with my friends it makes this feel far more personal or intimate, mayhaps a genius marketing tactic on your end, but it works.
His "Hey Siri" activated my phone and watch!
“The Blaze is the best” That is always a statement and never a question.
A. Legend
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -The Almighty Me.
Was anyone else watching the epic advertising fails part 3 before it became unavailable? What is going on?
I watched the whole blaze and was wondering what was going on when I refreshed and found this one.
stupid error on my part. That video is coming Monday :)