Welcome to today's Business Blaze Meme Accounting.... Memes that Made Money - Not for me they don't - OK? Oh these Memes: 2 : 7 (including the space heater) Boi with the Blaze: 2 Teletubby: 1 "onlyfans link": 1 Sam a Billionaire?: 1 I'm rich Biatch: 1 It's got too smart for me already: 1 Thanks Dick - Praise be: 1 No. jk - here it is: 1 Praise the blaze: 1 Simon has trouble talking: 20 Nobody is looking up Jesus: 5 World of infinite memes: 1 I see you are a man of taste: 1 He was a cruel man, but fair: 1 Well. Obviously. Fo Real: 3 Allegedly: 1 Shouts at Danny: 1 Red Solo Cup appearances: 2 Screaming cat: 1 EEEEERrrrrr yeah: 1 Hide your kids, hide your wife: 2 Maximum level cringe: 1 Enron mug appearances: 12 (it's getting dirty inside now) Script taps: 2 Success Kid: 21 Perfect (vintage meme): 1 Fake News: 1 It's too cringe: 2 Raid Shadow Legends: 1 Bad Luck Brian: 15 #cancelsimon: 1 Bada-boom-boom-Tsssssss: 2 David After Dentist: 3 Laughing gas is awesome: 1 Thumbs up from the dentist chair: 1 Is this real life: 1 Chill the F*ck out everybody: 1 Cha-Ching: 1 Grumpy Cat: 26 (this is my favorite) @tweetsauce: 1 MYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-loading-loading-loading: 1 Oh my F*ing God: 1 Star wars kid: 1 I'm an idiot: 1 F*cking legend: 1 No Shit: 1 You're a legend: 1 Smash that like button: ??? Nope? Smash that dislike button: 1 Today's meme count total is: 159 (or so). Bad Luck Brian is not me. OK? Dentists and laughing gas... My dad was at one point, a gymnast and once went to the dentist and had gas. My mother tells me that she was sitting in the waiting room for him and out of the procedure room, she heard a loud scream followed by the nurse shouting "Mr. Richman, PUT ME DOWN." Seems that in his gassed-out state, he had lifted her above his head and was weight lifting her... Hmmm. My mother still married him... All Allegedly...
Just made a new friend yesterday, watched some business blaze waiting for friends at the bar and a random guy yells “ Is that Simon Whistler!?” I said “Yeah Business Blaze.” He joined my group for the night.
I first found Simon on biographics and geographics, and I thought he was a very mild mannered bright person, after watching this for months, I have realized he is insane, and I cannot take his other channels seriously.
😂😂 Ikr?? Still wondering how we coped with life _before_ Business Blaze? The 'leaking' is just for us die hards. Those of us that get Simon's humour & the various fantastic folks chained up behind the scenes. 😂😂😂💋🇨🇦
6:35 Linkin Park named themselves this because there's a Lincoln Park in basically every city of the US, so they could always be the "local band" as a bit of a joke.
@@kjsdpgijn have to say you ALMOST got me twice 😂 I watched this video before and as I’m sitting here rewatching it, I went to the comments. I was like, “oh a link... interesting... *about to click*... wait, I’ve liked this comment...” scrolls down, oh yeah 😂 You LEGEND
I love how this channel is slowly drifting further and further away from actual business related content, but it still somehow is linking it to business and making it even more hilarious, I love it! Please never stop blazing!!!
If I was that cats owner when it died, I would have been like “No! The golden goose is dead 😫”. Then when the meme kept going regardless I would’ve been like “but it’s corpse is still craping eggs 😏”.
Has anyone else noticed that Simon's Enron mug transforms into a Solo cup and back again? I first saw this on the previous Business Blaze video, and again today.
@@Bowsarge Oh quite so I'd say. Quite a bit more than Antoine Dodson. She is believed to have a estimate value of about $2 Million. ua-cam.com/video/ccsKvXFm4lI/v-deo.html Here is a video that covers her in more detail.
No! Don't read the script ahead of time 😜 Some of my favorite parts are you explaining something and then reading that Danny wrote similarly and the comments of being on the same page 😎
How do you make it to 2020 without knowing how to pronounce Antoine's name? Is it Simon who's trapped in a basement? SIMON, BLINK TWICE IF YOU'RE TRAPPED
@@WanderingWriter And Brian is actually a cocaine king in Columbia, which is why purchthemerch is a dot co domain. And he keeps Simon coked up so that he's able to host the 7 (8? I forget how many tbh) channels that he does. All so that Brian the meme accountant/drug lord can earn massive amounts of money from UA-cam to supplement his cocaine dealings.
now he is the guy with the blaze, the coke and the laughing gas... pretty soon we will have a new Joker with a pet Memer walking on the streets with a leash
At the very end, I thought Simon was kissing a PS5. Going through my mind was "Simon got early access to a PS5!"... He'll probably play it for an hour, put the controller down, say "That's rather nice", then go back to talking to us excitedly about the history of rocks or something.
EXACTLY! Hence the reason I came to comment. And this is my first time commenting on ANY of Simon's channels... Allegedly! Sam was kicking a** and taking names!
First time I have heard the term " Milk Teeth " and I am going to start using it from now on. In the states I have only heard them called " Baby Teeth ". Thanks Simon for expanding my vocabulary!
I knew a guy who, whenever you would say “meme” in a conversation, would say, “ah yes ‘meme’ a term first coined by Richard Dawkins in the 1976 book The Selfish Gene” Given that I knew him in the early days of meme culture, I heard it at least twice daily. I really wanted to buy a hardback copy of The Selfish Gene, so I could throw it at the back of his head.
He was probably trying to make some kind of point about how the word just gets thrown around in ways that don't always make sense. But I hate passive aggression so it it a tempting prospect.
Simon: "Here are hundreds of high quality videos to educate and entertain you in topics of history, politics and business." Internet: "Here's a funny looking cat." Internet wins every time.
I cant believe I got this early !!! I got a blue Simon Head shirt and ran in several people in Nashville that adore you man. Me and my girl included!!! Keep up the good work. Your work ethic inspires me to No End and your an ABSOLUTE soldier in my opinion!!
I don't think anyone will ever be on an interview being asked "What made you such a good businesswoman?" and answer "I watched business blaze". But if it ever happened... that would be amazing.
When I had laughing gas it wasn't like being high (I guess) I just felt like time had ceased to matter. I also began crying. Not feeling sad, just water pouring out of my eyes. My dentist got freaked out and finished in a hurry.
@@flowertrue I actually had a dentist give me too much... you'd think GOOD this is fun..... NOOOOOOOOO it was not, i got freaked out and attempted to get up and run out of the office... but i was in the middle of a root canal, with all that crap they do to keep your mouth open, like the dentist's form of " Clockwork Orange"! Luckily the dentist spotted my panic before I leapt out of the chair and stopped the gas, AND me!
Business Blaze is basically Simon and the team going, you know what... our other channels are too damn serious... this is the channel we go to swear and be ourselves.. and I love it.
You can really become a Jedi Knight for only $45 cash. And you can even legally marry people as such, along with all of the other perks of being a fictitious character in your own lifetime. You can also become a Pastafarian for $35, but you have to provide your own Spaghetti Colander, and it doesn't have near the prestige of being a Jedi Knight, for obvious reasons of course. So best to shell out the extra ten dollars, or you can become both and impress the whole universe. Prices may vary, so you may want to shop around for the best deals.
I'd love to see Sam make a meme for our boi with the blaze. I've already smashed that like button and made sure I watched to the end, so that UA-cam configuration can keep you rollin in that sweet sweet nose candy (allegedly!)
🔥🔥It was after 24mins until you did a rim shot? Dude, I was seriously worried about you for a minute. Simon, remember we had this talk, no reading the script beforehand, cold reads only
30:44 damn right he sued a bunch of kids *WHO MADE HIS LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE AND GAVE HIM DEPRESSION!* Why would you have a problem with that? Bullying ain't funny, especially cyberbullying ain't! They brought this on themselves when they illegally uploaded his video to the internet! Also, rather than trying to just forget what happened, he has the guts to go out and tell his story of humiliation and pain a thousand times over to educate people on how bad cyberbullying is and possibly prevent countless others from falling victim to it. This man deserves respect!
Right in time for my welcome home blaze Edit: I'd actually buy a picture of Simon with anything written or drawn on it, as long as it was doodled by Simon
OG business blaze 🙋🏼♂️I remember this channel early and uploading irregularly enough to rewatch episodes multiples of times, favourite whistler channel keep it up my g
When Simon & Co makes a Today I Found Out about your Top Tenz Business Blaze successes all while working on a Geographics covering the place where you were born, while digging for info on you, to use in their future Biographics, then and only then, are you a celebrity, before then....you're nothing but a simple Z-List wannabe!
@@alexissey4023 When Simon & Co makes a Today I Found Out about your TopTenz Business Blaze and MegaProject successes, all while working on a Geographics covering the place where you were born, while didding for info on you, to use in their future Highlight History and Biographics (one of the few if not THE only double episode), then and only then are you a celebrity, before then....you're nothing but a simple Z-List wannabe! How's that? 😉
Whenever I build a massive lego-clone tower and am almost about to finish with a few last touches... and need to move it just a little... and it comes crashing down and now I'm at step 100 when I was at step 300... . I come here to watch Simon so that I can finally see the light again. And just let the laughs come out.
1:34 omfg this genuinely got me :-D neighbors will think I'm a weirdo for giggling like this. Good job Sam >__< showing early that you really are the star of this episode aren't you, hahaha!
9:08 Thats basically the entirety of all of my calls that has to do with Wifi (I work at a large ISP and do technical support analysis). Its 99% of the time a connection issue and an insane idea of what Wifi is from the consumer.
"this left a sour taste in my mouth", that's why it's always a bad idea for bullies to talk about bullying, they can never see the real damage, the psychological damage, that cannot be quantified. Suing bullies, and making their parents cough up money, is one of the few real ways to punish their bad parenting, without punishing the kids directly, who in most cases just didn't know better. Please educate yourself in the matter. Love your channels, keep up the good work.
And now the guy knows precisely how to navigate the legal world, and learned how to speak out against something he feels passionately about....and found strength he may not have known he had. And he may never have found it. Funny how life works....sometimes the cruelest taunt can be the most powerful driver to be your best.
I have had the good fortune to meet grumpy cat's family and they are some of the nicest people you will ever know. Despite their success they try to keep a low profile and a modest lifestyle, which is very admirable.
Wait, I'm confused, you made a serious video about Richard Dawkins' book that created the word "meme", he congratulated you on twitter for being accurate and... You think he's an asshole for that? ... Well this is why I love this channel
For those confused... he once started ranking how horrible different crimes were... like getting punched by a stranger is worse than getting punched by a friend. I would rather be punched by a stranger, for the record. Like if I let my friend punch me, then did I really know my friend?
@@brainblaze6526 Batman comics used to confuse me when I was a kid. Robin figures out the clue and Batman says "that's some smart thinking. Dick." and I'm like "what set him off?"
Oh my God, that is so true! When you're blazing, time DOES fly, and all of your snacks just seem to disappear! Time to float to the store for more munchies...
Simon: People actually want to hear bill gates talk because he's smart Grumpy cat: You think he's smart? I not only subliminally manipulated a pair of humans into creating a veritable media empire around my image, immortalizing my likeness into the global social memory while raking in fat stacks, but I also got them to feed me, house me, provide health care benefits, and literally pick up my shit all for the price of existing and posing in a single photo. Bill you better be taking notes.
First day off in 2 weeks. This glass of wine and a nice dank bowl are blazin' in honour of Simon, Danny, Sam, and Brian. You bois bring the best blaze.
Sam is the God of business blaze, Simon is the prison guard, and Danny is forced to keep the ball rolling from his prison in the basement..... Brian's kink is watching it all go down and documenting it.
And to think I was avoiding this channel as I thought to myself: "business sounds boring"... And now I have been binge watching the blaze for 3 days now... Praise the blaze
Grumpy cat died at only age 7 BUT I honestly believe he was well taken care of. It was regularly explained that his dwarfism was a sign of much bigger genetic issues. The cat was happy, but chronically unhealthy it’s whole life. Animals (and even humans) do see short lifespans when they have complicated genetic issues. He took medication for a lot of things through this life: a sign that he was cared for and taken to the vet regularly.
My biggest issue with Grumpy Cat was she suffered from a form of feline dwarfism, which causes a lot of joint and health issues. She was also constantly sedated because her owners had her going from one event to another, and normally that much travel and exposure to the public/strangers would be very stressful for a cat. :( So while her owners seemed to make "good business decisions" it was really at the expense of their cats health.
I had a class on world religions in uni and our professor posed the idea that militant atheism could be considered a religious belief and the kid that loved Dawkins in the class got SO MAD
Welcome to today's Business Blaze Meme Accounting....
Memes that Made Money - Not for me they don't - OK?
Oh these Memes: 2
: 7 (including the space heater)
Boi with the Blaze: 2
Teletubby: 1
"onlyfans link": 1
Sam a Billionaire?: 1
I'm rich Biatch: 1
It's got too smart for me already: 1
Thanks Dick - Praise be: 1
No. jk - here it is: 1
Praise the blaze: 1
Simon has trouble talking: 20
Nobody is looking up Jesus: 5
World of infinite memes: 1
I see you are a man of taste: 1
He was a cruel man, but fair: 1
Well. Obviously. Fo Real: 3
Allegedly: 1
Shouts at Danny: 1
Red Solo Cup appearances: 2
Screaming cat: 1
EEEEERrrrrr yeah: 1
Hide your kids, hide your wife: 2
Maximum level cringe: 1
Enron mug appearances: 12 (it's getting dirty inside now)
Script taps: 2
Success Kid: 21
Perfect (vintage meme): 1
Fake News: 1
It's too cringe: 2
Raid Shadow Legends: 1
Bad Luck Brian: 15
#cancelsimon: 1
Bada-boom-boom-Tsssssss: 2
David After Dentist: 3
Laughing gas is awesome: 1
Thumbs up from the dentist chair: 1
Is this real life: 1
Chill the F*ck out everybody: 1
Cha-Ching: 1
Grumpy Cat: 26 (this is my favorite)
@tweetsauce: 1
MYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-loading-loading-loading: 1
Oh my F*ing God: 1
Star wars kid: 1
I'm an idiot: 1
F*cking legend: 1
No Shit: 1
You're a legend: 1
Smash that like button: ??? Nope?
Smash that dislike button: 1
Today's meme count total is: 159 (or so).
Bad Luck Brian is not me. OK?
Dentists and laughing gas... My dad was at one point, a gymnast and once went to the dentist and had gas. My mother tells me that she was sitting in the waiting room for him and out of the procedure room, she heard a loud scream followed by the nurse shouting "Mr. Richman, PUT ME DOWN." Seems that in his gassed-out state, he had lifted her above his head and was weight lifting her... Hmmm. My mother still married him... All Allegedly...
There he is! You legend!
Smash that like button!
Better than cocaine
Ezra Price
You must be doing it wrong.
The dentist story is some good business blaze lore
Just made a new friend yesterday, watched some business blaze waiting for friends at the bar and a random guy yells “ Is that Simon Whistler!?” I said “Yeah Business Blaze.” He joined my group for the night.
watching a cell phone at a bar connected people? was another lonely night at home wasnt it...
Both you and that dude are fucking legends. 👏👏👏
Yeah, that happened. Allegedly.
Double legends.
Invite him to another round with the boys!
Simon in hundreds of videos- “I’m not a hipster!”
Also simon- “I’ve recently discovered coconut juice”
" And I occasionally shill beard oil ."
I first found Simon on biographics and geographics, and I thought he was a very mild mannered bright person, after watching this for months, I have realized he is insane, and I cannot take his other channels seriously.
Neither can he now. Which is great! lol
My favorite progression is how small elements of Business Blaze are leaking into his serious channels
😂😂 Ikr?? Still wondering how we coped with life _before_ Business Blaze? The 'leaking' is just for us die hards. Those of us that get Simon's humour & the various fantastic folks chained up behind the scenes. 😂😂😂💋🇨🇦
Even stranger when you go back to 2016-era TopTenz videos and see/hear beardless Simon.
I've seen the old top tenz videos and im like who tf is this freaky looking guy.
6:35 Linkin Park named themselves this because there's a Lincoln Park in basically every city of the US, so they could always be the "local band" as a bit of a joke.
Interestingly enough, there is a Lincoln park right next to a Chester park in the city I live in
You answered my question just as I thought of it.
@@Thisisntit Based, where do you live?
@@Thisisntit My guess is Duluth
Very cool :O
"Related to business?" Who is here for the business? I'm only here for the blaze!
YES!!!
I'm here to encourage his come habit
One might say we are here for the Business Blaze...hmmmm.....hmmmmm
Our business IS the Blaze...
Can relate
This channel has become a meme in its self.
I’m down for it.
Allegedly.
A legendary meme
If “praise the blaze” isn’t on a t-shirt soon... Im gonna riot.
check out the url...
Shane Armstrong im not even mad... that’s impressive 😂
@@kjsdpgijn shit... Again
@@kjsdpgijn have to say you ALMOST got me twice 😂
I watched this video before and as I’m sitting here rewatching it, I went to the comments. I was like, “oh a link... interesting... *about to click*... wait, I’ve liked this comment...” scrolls down, oh yeah 😂
You LEGEND
Ppl would think you love that one right wing channel
I love how this channel is slowly drifting further and further away from actual business related content, but it still somehow is linking it to business and making it even more hilarious, I love it! Please never stop blazing!!!
When Simon Realizes he has significantly less followers than a dead cat.
But definitely more channels.
If I was that cats owner when it died, I would have been like “No! The golden goose is dead 😫”. Then when the meme kept going regardless I would’ve been like “but it’s corpse is still craping eggs 😏”.
Soooooo Simon owns some rights to that future meme.....
We're just lucky the owner didn't go "Weekend at Bernie's"
He has fewer followers.
Has anyone else noticed that Simon's Enron mug transforms into a Solo cup and back again? I first saw this on the previous Business Blaze video, and again today.
One is probably booze and the other a chaser!
Can we get a “Bloody Hell Danny!” T-shirt? I’d buy the shit out of it
Need a shirt like that for my bf.
My name's Danny.
He already makes jokes about chaining me to the radiator
Dont you mean, "I'd buy the shirt out of it"?
@@chesh1rek1tten thats.... Concerning
I'd buy thát for a dollar!
What about "WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT DANNY!"
I love that the show is “so scripted” that Simon steps all over Danny’s jokes before he even reads them.
The boi with the blaze and coke can get me a degree in memeology and with a degree I can buy a space heater
We have reached peak blaze comment
You OG Business Blaze Legend you
You mean a PS5.....
Allegedly
THERE CAN ONLY ALLEGEDLY BE ONE!
this is my favorite youtube video, I love how relaxed and natural it all is
Thanks :)
Everyone: "What about Sweet Brown?"
Danny: "Ain't nobody got time for dat."
That’s what I was thinking!! 😳
Did they make a lot of money off of it?
I wanted to write exactly this lol
@@Bowsarge Oh quite so I'd say. Quite a bit more than Antoine Dodson. She is believed to have a estimate value of about $2 Million. ua-cam.com/video/ccsKvXFm4lI/v-deo.html
Here is a video that covers her in more detail.
No! Don't read the script ahead of time 😜 Some of my favorite parts are you explaining something and then reading that Danny wrote similarly and the comments of being on the same page 😎
Memes that made money...
Like "Purch the Merch"?
Na perch the merch is the one true site
@@johnlewinski735 All hail.
perchthemerch.co
purchthemerch.co
@@petermuller7687 I checked both, well played other John hahaha. Reminded me of the better old days, like 10 years ago.
Business Blaze about nothing but memes...
Brian the meme accountant: *suffers a heart attack*
*slaps roof of Business Blaze* this bad boy can fit so many memes
YES! SO MUCH YES!
...I have a friend named Danny... I need a "Bloody Hell, Danny!" shirt.
I don't buy merch but I would buy that!
"co for cocaine" - Simon Whistler, 2020
totally. the first couple of these eps were unstoppable...then it got stiff and cranky...now its just a nose bleed
@@stuff4826 ha... Don't know what you're on about 😬
Allegedly
6:00 - Chapter 1 - The bed intruder
12:35 - Chapter 2 - Success kid
17:00 - Chapter 3 - Bad luck brian
20:10 - Chapter 4 - David after dentist
23:40 - Chapter 5 - Grumpy cat
28:40 - Bonus meme facts
So there are jokes about Sam being a memeologist, but there will be an academic field for memes in like 20 years.
MrGreg242 ....Worse yet it will also be full of post-modernist bullshit sjw crap!
Jared Budler ...there could be money IF you create the game but simply learning about them won't earn you squat!
@Henryk Gödel esports is rapidly growing.
Gammons have entered the chat ;)
Tom Cruise is thinking about joining
I really like the chair and lantern in the background, it adds to the classy business yet stoner memeologist vibe.
When your favorite business channel can’t tell the difference between $897 million and $897 billion....🤦♂️ 14:23
maths are not Simons strong point lmap
@thebutler65 Neither is business.
Smash that dislike button.
It's one letter. It's not alphabet blaze.
Kris that would be a good excuse, if it was formatted in letters 😂 instead he was off by three zeros
@@leibmenter2331 A string of 0s is hard to count sometimes. I usually have to count groups of 3 to figure out place value past 1,000,000
"Surprising levels of triumph." The best description of Success Kid I've ever heard!! LOL
Haven't even watched it and I'm already SMASHING that like button.
Legend.
You mean dislike button
Allegedly
You speakin' _facts!_ 👏👏👏😂
I like all videos, so it is marked that I have watched it.
Legendary.
'DANNY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO START RESTRICTING YOUR INTERNET TIME AGAIN IF YOU DO THIS' - F*cking legend Simon
How do you make it to 2020 without knowing how to pronounce Antoine's name?
Is it Simon who's trapped in a basement?
SIMON, BLINK TWICE IF YOU'RE TRAPPED
So then Danny and Sam are locked up in the sub basement?
WHO ALLEGEDLY IS FEEDING THEM?!
@@LizRealGirlBeauty plot twist: Brian the meme accountant runs things
I watched the video just now and already forgot how to pronounce it...
@@WanderingWriter And Brian is actually a cocaine king in Columbia, which is why purchthemerch is a dot co domain. And he keeps Simon coked up so that he's able to host the 7 (8? I forget how many tbh) channels that he does. All so that Brian the meme accountant/drug lord can earn massive amounts of money from UA-cam to supplement his cocaine dealings.
He allegedly blinked 4 times.....??? Now what? Lol
now he is the guy with the blaze, the coke and the laughing gas... pretty soon we will have a new Joker with a pet Memer walking on the streets with a leash
This video is brought to you by BLAZE: BUSINESS LEGENDS
Absolute legend!
"Allegedly"
This will be the app that I develop.
@@brainblaze6526 *allegedly*
@@brainblaze6526 channel creation and perchthemerch booster simulation
Sounds like a pretty good blueprint right there.
Who else wants a Simon shirt with " Allegedly " on it? You know you want it!
Who’s wondering how long it will it take for the Solo cup on the lamp to burst into a blazing fire.
Never doubt the power of the Red Solo Cup.
You mean how long until it BLAZES?!
I'll see myself out.
It's an LED bulb ;)
@Dillon Brunschon Allegedly
@@brainblaze6526 just run it for the next two decades led's normally last it should get hot enough after 20 years
At the very end, I thought Simon was kissing a PS5. Going through my mind was "Simon got early access to a PS5!"... He'll probably play it for an hour, put the controller down, say "That's rather nice", then go back to talking to us excitedly about the history of rocks or something.
Sam is in the basement crying with joy. FINALLY! FINALLY
Danny is catching those tears to drink, s Simon forgot to fill their water bowls for the 3rd day straight.
Allegedly.
In his cage lined with hustler magazines 🤪
This was Sam's shining episode, the "for real" insertion after Simon recapping the earnings of the iTunes version had me dying
@AGN 72 Agreed! Hence the reason I came to post a comment to begin with!Sam was a rock star on this1
Sam: "Finally, my time to shine has come." 🙌😁😁
EXACTLY! Hence the reason I came to comment. And this is my first time commenting on ANY of Simon's channels... Allegedly! Sam was kicking a** and taking names!
"Danny might..." Almost like Danny has a say in what scripts he gets to write...#FreeDanny
Liked because Dawkins responded to you. You've been touched by not god.
"Thanks, Dick!"
Ah, yes. Touched by Dick.
@@UsenameTakenWasTaken it would have cost you exactly $0 to not make a dick touching comment . But it suites well, so I'll allow it.
First time I have heard the term " Milk Teeth " and I am going to start using it from now on. In the states I have only heard them called " Baby Teeth ". Thanks Simon for expanding my vocabulary!
you're welcome.
Today I found out: that british people call baby teeth "milk teeth" lol
Dutch people too
And Swedish people
many in languages in europe do.
May I humbly suggest a topic - the epic bankruptcy of Penn Central railroad.
4:40 “Have you found Jesus?”
Me: ”I didn’t even know he was missing!”
Also me: “I’ll check online... found him!”
I knew a guy who, whenever you would say “meme” in a conversation, would say, “ah yes ‘meme’ a term first coined by Richard Dawkins in the 1976 book The Selfish Gene”
Given that I knew him in the early days of meme culture, I heard it at least twice daily. I really wanted to buy a hardback copy of The Selfish Gene, so I could throw it at the back of his head.
He was probably trying to make some kind of point about how the word just gets thrown around in ways that don't always make sense.
But I hate passive aggression so it it a tempting prospect.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio ah yes ‘meme’ a term first coined by Richard Dawkins in the 1976 book The Selfish Gene
Sounds like a legend to me.
Business Blaze You’re wrong. But as I suspect Sam is the one actually doing the replying on this account, I will forgive you.
That would have been fairly selfish.
Simon: "Here are hundreds of high quality videos to educate and entertain you in topics of history, politics and business."
Internet: "Here's a funny looking cat."
Internet wins every time.
Sam, you gotta show us the unedited version of Simon kissing his beloved space heater. I'm sure he slips it the tongue.
check out my onlyfans
"The time flies when we are Blazing"... oh indeed!!!
I cant believe I got this early !!! I got a blue Simon Head shirt and ran in several people in Nashville that adore you man. Me and my girl included!!! Keep up the good work. Your work ethic inspires me to No End and your an ABSOLUTE soldier in my opinion!!
Thats awesome. Thank you :). You LEGENDS.
You need to flood the T-shirt’s page with three wolf shirt style reviews.
lol
Damn I love this fucking channel. It just keeps getting better. Also you need to do the video on 10-cent beer night, and death to disco night.
I don't think anyone will ever be on an interview being asked "What made you such a good businesswoman?" and answer "I watched business blaze". But if it ever happened... that would be amazing.
"I was afraid of Business Blaze coming for me"
Gotta love it when Simon makes fun of companies being, “too business-y”, on Business Blaze!
“Laughing gas is awesome. I’ve done it a few times.”
That explains everything. It’s not the cocaine, it’s the laughing gas.
When I had laughing gas it wasn't like being high (I guess) I just felt like time had ceased to matter. I also began crying. Not feeling sad, just water pouring out of my eyes. My dentist got freaked out and finished in a hurry.
Its both
@@flowertrue I actually had a dentist give me too much... you'd think GOOD this is fun..... NOOOOOOOOO it was not, i got freaked out and attempted to get up and run out of the office... but i was in the middle of a root canal, with all that crap they do to keep your mouth open, like the dentist's form of " Clockwork Orange"! Luckily the dentist spotted my panic before I leapt out of the chair and stopped the gas, AND me!
Business Blaze is basically Simon and the team going, you know what... our other channels are too damn serious... this is the channel we go to swear and be ourselves.. and I love it.
Praise The Blaze!
That would be good on some merch!
Coming soon. :)
For a second there, I thought Simon was kissing a PS5...
Waiting for an ALLEGEDLY Hoodie
allegedly waiting you mean
It's already there, at perchthemerch.co
@@AbsoluteBarstool Thanks! I've managed to avoid the Rick roll until now. 😑
@@prodigioussovereign2548 yeah, allegedly
You can really become a Jedi Knight for only $45 cash. And you can even legally marry people as such, along with all of the other perks of being a fictitious character in your own lifetime. You can also become a Pastafarian for $35, but you have to provide your own Spaghetti Colander, and it doesn't have near the prestige of being a Jedi Knight, for obvious reasons of course. So best to shell out the extra ten dollars, or you can become both and impress the whole universe. Prices may vary, so you may want to shop around for the best deals.
I'd love to see Sam make a meme for our boi with the blaze. I've already smashed that like button and made sure I watched to the end, so that UA-cam configuration can keep you rollin in that sweet sweet nose candy (allegedly!)
Legend.
So, the cups ended up as part of the decoration. When the one over the lamp melts, you have a lot to replace
🔥🔥It was after 24mins until you did a rim shot? Dude, I was seriously worried about you for a minute.
Simon, remember we had this talk, no reading the script beforehand, cold reads only
30:44 damn right he sued a bunch of kids *WHO MADE HIS LIFE A LIVING NIGHTMARE AND GAVE HIM DEPRESSION!*
Why would you have a problem with that? Bullying ain't funny, especially cyberbullying ain't! They brought this on themselves when they illegally uploaded his video to the internet!
Also, rather than trying to just forget what happened, he has the guts to go out and tell his story of humiliation and pain a thousand times over to educate people on how bad cyberbullying is and possibly prevent countless others from falling victim to it. This man deserves respect!
Right in time for my welcome home blaze
Edit: I'd actually buy a picture of Simon with anything written or drawn on it, as long as it was doodled by Simon
CRINGE is the best word ever. It fits so many life situations. Nice one Simon for dropping in a mega cringe too 👌👍
“The time just flies when we’re blazing”
So true. Also it’s easy to forget how much you’ve smoked.
Eh, Simon's more into snorting _allegedly_
The Piranha Brothers clip was great. Thank you Sam for putting a little flying circus in my day.
Sam at his absolute meme best. The onlyfans Simon photos was pure genius. Great work Sam.
OG business blaze 🙋🏼♂️I remember this channel early and uploading irregularly enough to rewatch episodes multiples of times, favourite whistler channel keep it up my g
legend.
@@brainblaze6526 yes man like Simon active in the comments, I will have an actual blaze on you🍁 allegedly
When Simon & Co makes a Today I Found Out about your Top Tenz Business Blaze successes all while working on a Geographics covering the place where you were born, while digging for info on you, to use in their future Biographics, then and only then, are you a celebrity, before then....you're nothing but a simple Z-List wannabe!
Truth.
You forgot Highlight History and MegaProjects.
@@alexissey4023
When Simon & Co makes a Today I Found Out about your TopTenz Business Blaze and MegaProject successes, all while working on a Geographics covering the place where you were born, while didding for info on you, to use in their future Highlight History and Biographics (one of the few if not THE only double episode), then and only then are you a celebrity, before then....you're nothing but a simple Z-List wannabe!
How's that? 😉
@@brainblaze6526 I'll drink to that! 🍻
How could you leave out the legendary Doge? How many memes have spawned their own cryptocurrency?
He left out the "Sad Keanu" and the "Omagod girl" memes, too.
I was able to live RickRoll my little brother with perchthemerch.co it was beautiful.
Absolute Legend... Allegedly
I'm looking for the praisetheblaze.co rickroll now
Basile Gruel you fucking legend!!!
@@generalhyde007 Allegedly.
Can we make t shirts that look like a fish version of Simon to sell on perch the merch under the rick roll?
Whenever I build a massive lego-clone tower and am almost about to finish with a few last touches... and need to move it just a little... and it comes crashing down and now I'm at step 100 when I was at step 300...
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I come here to watch Simon so that I can finally see the light again. And just let the laughs come out.
I'm not sure why he kissed the space heater, but I love it!
Why not.
1:34 omfg this genuinely got me :-D neighbors will think I'm a weirdo for giggling like this. Good job Sam >__< showing early that you really are the star of this episode aren't you, hahaha!
17:12 That "yearbook photo" always looked like a young Bill Gates to me (without glasses).
Hey! i would totally buy your autograph
I laughed way way to damn hard at 3:25
9:08 Thats basically the entirety of all of my calls that has to do with Wifi (I work at a large ISP and do technical support analysis). Its 99% of the time a connection issue and an insane idea of what Wifi is from the consumer.
Thank you for doing what u do. I have terminal cancer and when I'm kinda upset or worried I watch ur shows and ur voice relaxes me.
So... when are you going to give the awesome space heater a real name?
I mean, everyone else on your team there has a name. Even Sam.
Clearly it's name is Speeter. Space Heater is just what his mom calls him when he's in trouble.
Hide your kids! Hide your wife! Hide your aunt! They rapin' errybody out here! 🤣🤣🤣 That ain't ever gonna get old! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"this left a sour taste in my mouth", that's why it's always a bad idea for bullies to talk about bullying, they can never see the real damage, the psychological damage, that cannot be quantified. Suing bullies, and making their parents cough up money, is one of the few real ways to punish their bad parenting, without punishing the kids directly, who in most cases just didn't know better. Please educate yourself in the matter. Love your channels, keep up the good work.
And now the guy knows precisely how to navigate the legal world, and learned how to speak out against something he feels passionately about....and found strength he may not have known he had. And he may never have found it. Funny how life works....sometimes the cruelest taunt can be the most powerful driver to be your best.
The Holy Trinity of Memology. The Father, Danny, The Son, Simon and the HOly Ghost, Sam.
Here's your like. Hope this is good...
Edit: It was! I'm with you Simon, we're going about it all wrong. Let's just start making memes.
I have had the good fortune to meet grumpy cat's family and they are some of the nicest people you will ever know. Despite their success they try to keep a low profile and a modest lifestyle, which is very admirable.
What about Jesus memes, like “Love one another”? DID I STUTTER
"No one's Googlin' Jesus." 🤣🤣
Al-LEGEND-LY.
Wait, I'm confused, you made a serious video about Richard Dawkins' book that created the word "meme", he congratulated you on twitter for being accurate and... You think he's an asshole for that?
...
Well this is why I love this channel
I mean, he is, for lots of reasons, but that seems the funniest.
For those confused... he once started ranking how horrible different crimes were... like getting punched by a stranger is worse than getting punched by a friend. I would rather be punched by a stranger, for the record. Like if I let my friend punch me, then did I really know my friend?
Not at all. I called him dick because its short for Richard :)
@@brainblaze6526 huh... Yeah, with that in mind, he _is_ 100% a Dick
@@brainblaze6526 Batman comics used to confuse me when I was a kid. Robin figures out the clue and Batman says "that's some smart thinking. Dick." and I'm like "what set him off?"
Oh my God, that is so true! When you're blazing, time DOES fly, and all of your snacks just seem to disappear! Time to float to the store for more munchies...
Simon: People actually want to hear bill gates talk because he's smart
Grumpy cat: You think he's smart? I not only subliminally manipulated a pair of humans into creating a veritable media empire around my image, immortalizing my likeness into the global social memory while raking in fat stacks, but I also got them to feed me, house me, provide health care benefits, and literally pick up my shit all for the price of existing and posing in a single photo. Bill you better be taking notes.
First day off in 2 weeks. This glass of wine and a nice dank bowl are blazin' in honour of Simon, Danny, Sam, and Brian.
You bois bring the best blaze.
The way Simon said 'Cringe' deserves to be a meme on its own.
Sam... if you can hear me down there, please make it so.
Antoine Dodson is my new favorite meme. It applies to my customers, Door dash, Instacart, and people in general.
Sam is the God of business blaze, Simon is the prison guard, and Danny is forced to keep the ball rolling from his prison in the basement..... Brian's kink is watching it all go down and documenting it.
Time is always going fast when your blazing. The innuendos are ideal for a getting through a boring work day
And to think I was avoiding this channel as I thought to myself: "business sounds boring"... And now I have been binge watching the blaze for 3 days now... Praise the blaze
Grumpy cat died at only age 7 BUT I honestly believe he was well taken care of. It was regularly explained that his dwarfism was a sign of much bigger genetic issues. The cat was happy, but chronically unhealthy it’s whole life. Animals (and even humans) do see short lifespans when they have complicated genetic issues. He took medication for a lot of things through this life: a sign that he was cared for and taken to the vet regularly.
Watch... this will BE Simon's BIGGEST channel. BLAZE IT UP!
Loved the Willy Wonka memes. That one and the Lord of the Rings "One does not simply..." are my favorite.
My biggest issue with Grumpy Cat was she suffered from a form of feline dwarfism, which causes a lot of joint and health issues. She was also constantly sedated because her owners had her going from one event to another, and normally that much travel and exposure to the public/strangers would be very stressful for a cat. :( So while her owners seemed to make "good business decisions" it was really at the expense of their cats health.
I had a class on world religions in uni and our professor posed the idea that militant atheism could be considered a religious belief and the kid that loved Dawkins in the class got SO MAD