I'm Sorry...Top Boat Ramp Fails of 2023 ! (Chit Show )

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2023
  • These are my favorite Chit Show moments at Black Point Marina in 2023. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show !
    Boat ramp fails can happen to anyone but these are some of the most extreme fails insaw this year.
    The film location is Black Point Marina in Miami.
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  • @nickwebberdjceeskee
    @nickwebberdjceeskee 4 місяці тому +45

    This one is going to 1M views no doubt!💪🏾👍🏾🕺🏽

    • @rc-fannl7364
      @rc-fannl7364 27 днів тому +1

      It's a 666k now, lol

    • @nickwebberdjceeskee
      @nickwebberdjceeskee 27 днів тому

      Quick we need a like scary number 😮

    • @kamerontheisen403
      @kamerontheisen403 22 дні тому +1

      It would already have 3M if the guy didn’t talk, he’s ruining his own views cause he can’t keep his mouth shut…

    • @tobyrose6906
      @tobyrose6906 9 днів тому

      Dramatically spoken. Building it up. ..

    • @tobyrose6906
      @tobyrose6906 9 днів тому

      DO NOT APPROACH RAMP UNTIL TRAILER THERE TO LOAD BOAT.......WAIT IN QUEUE. ENGINE OFF..... .PERIOD.....NO YELLING. AND DEFINITELY COVER EM HUGE. FANNY BAGS...THERE'S FAMILIES AROUND....

  • @motorstockholm
    @motorstockholm 4 місяці тому +310

    "This is what the guy films for!" 🤣🤣 Keep up the good work!

    • @Tzippi
      @Tzippi 4 місяці тому +6

      You beat me to it! 😂😂😂😂

    • @xx_theartfuldodger_xx1105
      @xx_theartfuldodger_xx1105 4 місяці тому +2

      Come on Vi!!!

    • @jonboatmorava9115
      @jonboatmorava9115 2 місяці тому +10

      I can only imagine how bad he took his anger out his woman that day.

    • @niceview2112
      @niceview2112 2 місяці тому +7

      @@jonboatmorava9115 Cant blame him at all, that woman was clueless.

    • @PTRRanger951
      @PTRRanger951 2 місяці тому +12

      @@niceview2112 You can blame him though. If he knew she was clueless and still let her do it., that's all on him. No one to blame but himself. His anger should all be on him.

  • @ironheadjim1
    @ironheadjim1 4 місяці тому +112

    Every time he says " BRO " I take a drink

  • @Franetzky
    @Franetzky 4 місяці тому +59

    I am no where near captain skills, but some of these guys make me feel great about my boating skills.

    • @BigWaveStudio
      @BigWaveStudio 3 місяці тому +3

      You are now an official captain!

    • @TravisTheSavage
      @TravisTheSavage Місяць тому +2

      These people will make you feel like the greatest captain to ever sail the 7 seas

    • @benedictcumberbatch4275
      @benedictcumberbatch4275 9 днів тому

      11:30 probably be less embarrassing if he just fell in the water 😀

  • @danlaur7973
    @danlaur7973 3 місяці тому +85

    Stop saying bro, bro

    • @marcplucinski8846
      @marcplucinski8846 17 днів тому

      As I recall you use the truck to launch the boat, the truck stays on the ramp?

    • @marcplucinski8846
      @marcplucinski8846 17 днів тому +1

      If you didn't start running a boat when you were 13 years old don't buy a boat as An adult because you don't have a clue! Stay home watch TV play on your computer, watching these keystone cops try and operate a boat is friggen painful

    • @nabilchaudhry1
      @nabilchaudhry1 7 днів тому

      It should be Bro stop saying bro😂

  • @jaxblaster84
    @jaxblaster84 4 місяці тому +30

    🤣this is what the guy films for..... RIGHT off the bat!!!

  • @jefftheHawkEyeGuy
    @jefftheHawkEyeGuy 4 місяці тому +35

    Epic opening of hubby and wife 😂. These videos make my day. Thanks bro, keep it up

  • @Hey_Buddy999
    @Hey_Buddy999 4 місяці тому +14

    The guy sinking the black Silverado is probably one of the worse fails I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched hundreds of hours of these videos.

  • @outlawjoseywales6159
    @outlawjoseywales6159 2 місяці тому +5

    The mom with her bare butt in her kids face is too much!! LOL Mother of the year award!

  • @user-yx4xh1mu8s
    @user-yx4xh1mu8s 4 місяці тому +12

    My wife and I love your show!
    The only thing that drives us crazy, is the overuse of the word “Bro”..
    Other than that, keep up the good work….

    • @TC-dw6wg
      @TC-dw6wg 3 місяці тому +2

      But Bruh!

  • @polishchachafishing
    @polishchachafishing 4 місяці тому +15

    😂😂Thank you for putting this together! I needed that laugh this morning at work! 😅 looking forward to More in ‘24!

  • @brianyancey4778
    @brianyancey4778 2 місяці тому +8

    Only a matter of time until that croc gets someone

  • @margotconway8605
    @margotconway8605 4 місяці тому +1

    Thanks for putting this video together. Seen parts of it before but great to see some I've missed
    Happy Holidays

  • @Tzippi
    @Tzippi 4 місяці тому +15

    Everybody watching, and nobody helping is typical Miami! I don’t live there anymore, but if this would’ve happened, I live the entire town would’ve come out.

  • @kasperolsen1816
    @kasperolsen1816 4 місяці тому +8

    Looks like it's some interesting trips onboard Lady Linda II. First time man over board and second time comes in with a fire lol

  • @frankm4277
    @frankm4277 4 місяці тому +8

    Frank M>>>>Hey Alfred, outstanding video review for 2023. I remember seeing a lot of them, but happy to see the clips I missed. Thank you again...Happy Holdays and wishing you and yours the very best for 2024. Keep filming and we will keep watching. Viva Black Point Marina!

  • @KevinStogner-fd7tl
    @KevinStogner-fd7tl 20 днів тому +2

    WOW --- Fred has grown so big !!

  • @sumthangelse89
    @sumthangelse89 2 місяці тому +7

    With the amount of people that fall in idk how no one has been eatin by that croc

    • @shane8915
      @shane8915 24 дні тому

      Highly unlikely. Possible. But, not likely. He or she is being fed on a regular basis. It has near zero interest in people. When some numbskull thinks that it's a good idea to put an end to it being fed. That's when you'd better not dare fall in. It'll pose such a danger to the public that it will have to be captured and relocated. Or killed.

  • @eddierose75
    @eddierose75 4 місяці тому +4

    14:08-- That dude was just going to drive the boat home! 😂😂

  • @rogerwszelaki6689
    @rogerwszelaki6689 4 місяці тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love these! These videos help me make it through the day when I work from home 🏡😂

  • @scoop-sc5gr
    @scoop-sc5gr 4 місяці тому +2

    I’ve been patiently waiting for this video🎉😊

  • @_tyger_jones_
    @_tyger_jones_ 4 місяці тому +6

    I love these "best of" videos 😅

  • @Nonamex10891
    @Nonamex10891 2 місяці тому +1

    I loved when you said “I had nothing to do with that guys” hahahah

  • @BayouBassmaster_top_6
    @BayouBassmaster_top_6 3 місяці тому

    I was just thinking how are all these clips so good and realized it’s a best of 2023 lollll

  • @QuadEarFeelz
    @QuadEarFeelz 4 місяці тому +1

    So many great shots! 🎉 people are so funny. I love how you couldn’t care any less

  • @cbholst
    @cbholst 16 днів тому +1

    19.07: “ I wanna do no commentary videos…”😂 But can’t stop talking😂😂

  • @markeast9221
    @markeast9221 Місяць тому +103

    What's with all this Bro Bro Bro stuff over and over ?

    • @craig5222
      @craig5222 Місяць тому +22

      He’s a fuckin Bro-ken record

    • @JonR35
      @JonR35 Місяць тому +3

      Literally every youtuber, 1rod1fishing is the worst

    • @craig5222
      @craig5222 Місяць тому +1

      @@JonR35 Cmon bro

    • @grevervakten
      @grevervakten Місяць тому +8

      He’s probably Cuban. They all talk like this in FL

    • @Traitorman.14.3
      @Traitorman.14.3 Місяць тому

      What’s your problem Sis?

  • @bobbamford5207
    @bobbamford5207 Місяць тому +2

    Mr. Chit Chow makes a HUGE! deal out of everything no matter how small. A Drama Queen to the core!

  • @chrissmith6028
    @chrissmith6028 Місяць тому

    "This is what the guy films for!" - And thank you for the content !!

  • @BoxChildFilms
    @BoxChildFilms 2 місяці тому

    this is the best thing ive watched on yt in a loooong time

  • @teresacastro8899
    @teresacastro8899 4 місяці тому +7

    THAT WAS AN AWESOME VIDEO, MR ALFRED! I REMEMBER ALL OF THEM.🤣🤣🤣(SORRY I MISSED IT THIS MORNING)

  • @johnm1619
    @johnm1619 4 місяці тому +3

    EXCELLENT

  • @boysclub3972
    @boysclub3972 Місяць тому

    Bro. That was a good laugh. Thank u

  • @nyy190343
    @nyy190343 10 днів тому

    Fred is the luckiest here with a front row seat to all the shenanigans

  • @0228mustang
    @0228mustang 4 місяці тому +4

    Alfred kills the internet today!

  • @Whalermansteve84
    @Whalermansteve84 4 місяці тому +1

    That comment he makes about filming is priceless lol

  • @495defibber
    @495defibber День тому

    The good ‘ol Florida boi with brown shorts and glasses on head at 4:00 min.
    Dam he was quick: recognized the problem, released his boat, hopped on, took control of the boat, from over front of console, and guns and steers the boat out of the way all while facing rear of the boat! Great reflexes. Not his first rodeo dealing with novices and regular idiots, lol

  • @djtechinics97dj37
    @djtechinics97dj37 2 місяці тому

    This was Gold

  • @miamifishingpipo
    @miamifishingpipo 4 місяці тому +1

    Albert you hit it out of the park with this one. Lo mejor del año, in a single video. Lmao. You know that Masterbaiter Junior and Senior love you. This is el viejo aka Pipo. I want at least have a picture with you, or even better be in a video pero no comiendo de lo que pica el pollo. Happy new years . The best for you and your family .

  • @robertmayer8423
    @robertmayer8423 5 днів тому

    best one I seen!

  • @nellhikk8542
    @nellhikk8542 Місяць тому +1

    When he says BRO, it’s like a dog barking. ‘’Bro Bro bro’’😮

    • @leep4655
      @leep4655 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂

  • @Burner-Adventure-Chronicles
    @Burner-Adventure-Chronicles 12 днів тому

    @3:57...wow...actually saw it, nut just the 'after' pics!

  • @JeepWrangler1957
    @JeepWrangler1957 7 днів тому

    Where’s the alligator when you really need him?😂

  • @elnenelin279
    @elnenelin279 16 днів тому

    Me imagino que tú debes de disfrutarte todos estos vídeos qué firmas jijijijijijiji.
    Saluditos DSD
    Puerto Rico 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
    Qué curete de videos me los disfruto mucho.....✌️✌️✌️💯💯💯

  • @shifty76
    @shifty76 4 місяці тому +1

    I’m from Australia and know about Fred the Crock 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
    BigG fan keep up the great work.🤘👊

  • @thomasbullen5239
    @thomasbullen5239 4 місяці тому +4

    In Texas we help fellow boaters! Lol

  • @ZakiSalem-zh5gr
    @ZakiSalem-zh5gr 2 місяці тому

    Everyone trying to dock their boat and Fred the croc just waiting for a snack 😅

  • @busykid7277
    @busykid7277 3 місяці тому +1

    Im 14 years old and wanting to get a boat soon thanks for the video man👊👊

  • @richarddowner4292
    @richarddowner4292 4 місяці тому +1

    🤣😂😂🤣😂 9min mark= The 3 Stooges 😂🤣😅😆😅😂 too Funny My Boss Who lives in Florida hooked me on this youtube channel/show. Thank you John A. (from your comp in MA). Comp called Op-Li (could not put full manes for obvious Reasons, but he will know) I love it!!! THANK BOSS MAN FOR TONS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!

  • @digitaldave29
    @digitaldave29 2 місяці тому

    Your videos are just too good man

  • @stefanhakansson7316
    @stefanhakansson7316 4 місяці тому +5

    Alfred,Alfred😊

  • @spawnjg
    @spawnjg Місяць тому

    Brother, this guy's funny. Reminds me of all the Cubans in Miami, me included lmao

  • @johnnybighit
    @johnnybighit Місяць тому

    Bro. I love the commentary.

  • @amrak5028
    @amrak5028 4 місяці тому +3

    Dave has to speak up when he is introducing the King Of Haulover. The Chattering was louder then him.
    One has to wonder what Rachel see's in him? Kinda reminds me of a Guru.

  • @bobbydee1187
    @bobbydee1187 2 місяці тому +2

    FRED FOR PRESIDENT

    • @victorsr6708
      @victorsr6708 25 днів тому

      With the options we have I’ll vote for Fred 😂

  • @FainTMako
    @FainTMako 14 днів тому

    Fred literally bigger than the boat ramp lmaoo

  • @YachtInsuranceGuyFL
    @YachtInsuranceGuyFL 4 місяці тому +7

    If people would just watch a video on docking with 2 engines...wow.

  • @elpedeyin799
    @elpedeyin799 2 місяці тому

    "That guy is an olympian in my eyes" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tonysanchez9114
    @tonysanchez9114 3 місяці тому +4

    Too much Bro, Bro

  • @kennethlyles2129
    @kennethlyles2129 4 місяці тому +6

    I've been watching the Chit Show for a while now, and I have to agree that things only get WORSE at the ramps. People watching while inept boaters struggle to dock their boat.
    We all used to help each other!
    And for all the inept Whiskey Throttles out there, spend some time when all is quiet to learn how to operate your boat.
    Learn Steer then Gear!
    If you have twins, learn how to steer and drive the boat with with the engines only!
    Use the current and wind to your advantage when coming and going at the docks.
    And be nice! You never know when we will have to save each other!
    Alfred, keep bringing the great videos.
    Great job with Pastime!
    You just can't make this stuff up!!!

  • @Otrepiena
    @Otrepiena 4 місяці тому +2

    Carrellata Stupenda!! Buon Anno

  • @seahad4744
    @seahad4744 4 місяці тому +1

    That pelican was not phased lmao

  • @zedsodead
    @zedsodead Місяць тому

    Why is this sooo satisfying?😂😂😂

  • @officialWWM
    @officialWWM 2 місяці тому

    Now THATS entertainment! What a circus 😂

  • @mr.fancypants698
    @mr.fancypants698 Місяць тому +1

    Good show my guy! 👏👏👏
    I grew up in Miami, used to go out on the boat every weekend, religiously, through Black Point Marina. Grew up on boats. People who can't operate the boat/trailer/truck, together, should have NO BUSINESS owning them...
    🤦‍♂️

  • @dxbRa3elVTCdxb
    @dxbRa3elVTCdxb 2 місяці тому

    15:20 "oh no, my feet are wet... oooh ohhhhh" 😂😂😂😂

  • @jimmycline4778
    @jimmycline4778 8 днів тому

    15:24 It’s like everyone’s so scared of Fred the croc they just fall in the water anyways! 😂

  • @mrjaredlam1
    @mrjaredlam1 17 днів тому

    I am dead 😂 single handedly saved this boat by swimming and pulling it in

  • @mikeamsty
    @mikeamsty 4 місяці тому +3

    Happy Holidays Alfred and family! Keep up the Killer content!

  • @BigWaveStudio
    @BigWaveStudio 3 місяці тому +1

    The guy who dove in is nuts!

  • @BrendanBFree
    @BrendanBFree 4 місяці тому +1

    I’m
    Naming my next boat the chitcho after your channel

  • @pipercolearchitects
    @pipercolearchitects 2 місяці тому

    The swim in is epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @johnss449
    @johnss449 4 місяці тому +8

    Chittery at it's finest 😂

    • @amrak5028
      @amrak5028 4 місяці тому +2

      Watch where you step.

  • @robbieanderson649
    @robbieanderson649 4 місяці тому +1

    Dude. That was a big ass gator sitting there. 😮. My bad. Crocodile 😂😂😂

  • @GreatLaker69
    @GreatLaker69 Місяць тому

    The “chee cho” lol

  • @thomasconboy4636
    @thomasconboy4636 2 місяці тому

    Love when Fred around

  • @earlinecockren4644
    @earlinecockren4644 Місяць тому

    I live on Bakersfield Cali. I love your show😂😮😢

  • @CroftyOriginal
    @CroftyOriginal 2 місяці тому

    'This is what the guy films for' You got it 😂

  • @user-rl6gx7zx6u
    @user-rl6gx7zx6u 2 місяці тому

    Carnal te volaste la barda con el show 😂😂😂diste un jonrun saludos desde baja California Norte mándale un saludo al cocodrilo 🐊 buen show carnal

  • @GeorgeArtz-nb1ot
    @GeorgeArtz-nb1ot 2 місяці тому

    im glad my dad taught me how to trailer, load and unload a boat at a young age. I have a 27ft boat and do everything by myself faster than most ppl at the ramps

  • @deborahsaujon3230
    @deborahsaujon3230 19 днів тому

    This SHOW SHOULD BE CALLED THE WORLDS BIGGEST BOAT DUMMIES. LOL

  • @willpuchalsky8900
    @willpuchalsky8900 Місяць тому

    Chit Show ...goddamit JC ...this is exactly what you film for ! 😅😅😅

  • @christophermatthias3327
    @christophermatthias3327 3 місяці тому +1

    This is exactly what the guy films for god damn I love it hope there wasn't too much damage

  • @SIG442
    @SIG442 4 місяці тому +4

    And I thought German tourists on boats were bad, these guys make the Germans look like saints! haha

  • @bready4christ96
    @bready4christ96 Місяць тому

    This is hilarious

  • @JonBuhagiar
    @JonBuhagiar 4 місяці тому +2

    17:25 is brutal, just brutal... the sound haunts me!

    • @indowneastmaine
      @indowneastmaine 4 місяці тому +2

      And right next to the police boat too 😂😂

  • @ericelliston6634
    @ericelliston6634 5 днів тому

    This is why I belong to a boat club up here in Central Florida. No way I'm getting caught on camera :). lol

  • @justinrayedwards2971
    @justinrayedwards2971 Місяць тому +1

    Has any of them ever pulled a boat out of the water ? Lol

  • @WabbitHole
    @WabbitHole 4 місяці тому +3

    😂😂😂😂😂
    How much longer can our species survive?

  • @didierlee17
    @didierlee17 14 днів тому

    Take a shot for every time Alfred says BRO ! Lmao Im drunk 20 sec into the video bro!

  • @kenwright149
    @kenwright149 4 місяці тому +2

    I am stupefied at the number of people that cannot drive a boat!

  • @user-vp9kr2bu9i
    @user-vp9kr2bu9i 4 місяці тому +1

    Alfred dont be so a queen...dang dude

  • @Gold17
    @Gold17 Місяць тому

    Busy day in the neighborhood lol.

  • @JeffinLowerAlabama
    @JeffinLowerAlabama 4 місяці тому +1

    Oh Yeah, Amazing that so many don’t know how to use the current when docking. Jeff in LA USA

  • @01Talento
    @01Talento 4 місяці тому +2

    That guy guy was lucky that Fred didn’t got him for lunch 😮

  • @jimmarshall5453
    @jimmarshall5453 2 місяці тому

    Great compilation. Fred for President, the only sane Floridian.

  • @user-xn4bj5pb5j
    @user-xn4bj5pb5j 2 місяці тому

    "Alright guys, Towboat U.S. is gonna go ahead and take this out that's the plan. But he didn't say that's the plan" lmao good stuff

    • @josephrobertleblanc-8216
      @josephrobertleblanc-8216 2 місяці тому

      I am watching the video of the tug boat bringing out the container ship. I could back a 53 foot trailer into your driveway. But I wouldn't have the nerve to drive a tug boat. I got my blood pumping just watching the video. Great job gentlemen.

  • @chrisduc1
    @chrisduc1 4 місяці тому +2

    Oh my god bro , hey bro that’s crazy bro , right bro ??

  • @rhondamackey44
    @rhondamackey44 Місяць тому +1

    Fred🐊 got a new car😂😂😂

  • @dorothylabovsky7052
    @dorothylabovsky7052 10 днів тому

    I guess there were no " REAL " BRO BRO'S were around to help these folks out ??
    I hate to admit it but I find such enjoyment watching your UA-cam channel 😂😂😂
    (They say everyone loves a train wreak )
    Thanks for the laughs 😂😂😂