Funny Boat Ramp and Boat Launch Fails
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- Опубліковано 16 гру 2018
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amzn.to/2Qyv3o0 Here are some go hilarious boat launch and boat ramp fails. Hope you enjoy! - Фільми й анімація
Congrats for being the only boat ramp fail compilation in existence without obnoxious commentary over the top of the whole thing!
Some shit just speaks for itself!
Like that Idiot Chit guy.Can't watch due to stupid commentary.
Having been a boater all my life, I'm laughing my ass off at people that shouldn't even be near a boat.
The slime that is dragged from lakes and rivers is always a delightful source of entertainment. 🤣🤣
I agree. I will never use a 2 wheel vehicle to launch our boat and jet ski's....especially a car.
Boats,caravans,Ferraris and Harley's.Its all in the demographic .
just started watching and my anus is already done 50 360s especially the guys scraping the boat into the water.
I was a boater for 10 years or so and trailered the entire time and am thankful that I never had a serious incident on the ramp. When you go to any ramp for the first time it can be really stressful. They're all a bit different and in New England the tides and currents create very changeable conditions. You launch the boat and come back 4 hours later and the situation can be entirely different. I used to launch on the same tidal river ramp and got really good at it because I learned all the tricks.
At 1:23, been there done that 🤣. TG it was a primitive launch and my boat landed in sand. Had to winch the boat back onto the trailer. My wife has never let me forget that one. 😆
Your gotta wonder how these folks made it this long without dying.😂
How these folks could afford all that crap they managed to drown in few seconds!
This is just about any boat dock in the summer. Just bring a chair and a cooler and it's great entertainment.
Bob Donovan 😂😂I do it every year it’s a blast I’ve seen some stupid ass shit
Every 4th of july we head to the local state park boat ramps. Free entertainment all day
That's exactly what 6 retired men do at the harbour where I live ! Fun for free and sometimes extra bonus : a car in the water .
Bob Donovan Not where I live. If someone clogged up the ramp, there will be a fight or worse.
Dave Micolichek I bet you a hundred dollars it happens where you from. You probably don’t pay half attention to anyone around you
At 4:30, when that metal cable snaps off, they're fortunate that someone wasn't killed. Wow.
He moved his leg just in time before it snapped, if he stayed standing over it for sure woulda smacked the family jewels
Yeah, play it in .25x and you can see the cable snaps and wraps around the guys arm and then head
the hitch on the trailer broke, not the cable.
I was thinking the same exact thing. That is cable 101 right there
After over 40 years fishing the Great Lakes, nothing surprises me any more.
"What shall we do with the sunken trailer, ..."
Problem is, they don't think of that, until they get there. Up to that point, they "assumed" it was no big deal. And it IS, no big deal, IF you know how. It is at the ramp, when they first realize, they don't know how.
Good one!!
What's wrong with Muricanos? Cant find similar shit on youtube from Euro boat owners to be clear US 300 mil peoples EU 550 mil peoples
Early in the morning
Reef for snorkelers to observe beer cans and bottles
When the Boat Shop staffers were still at the store on a Saturday afternoon, (and not already on the water), when we closed the store, and wanted some laughs, we would drive a couple blocks down to the marina launch ramps.... and watch the newbies launch and load their boats. We always ended up having to help some, but the best were the husband and wives teams. We have a pile of stories just about that group.
Pro Tip: If your tow vehicle is submerged, you have backed too far down the ramp.
If you can't open the door due to the water pressure on the outside of it, you're past the point of no return.
When you have to turn on the wipers to clear fish off the windshield...
Only the boat goes in the water not the vehicle
@@ryans413 r/whooosh
@@natehill8069; 9999889i9
When we got tired of water skiing we used to get a cooler of beer and watch stuff like this at the lake! Loads of fun!
God bless all these nice people with cameras to give me so much joy in my life, A-men !
Yes indeed, some of the finest entertainment on the planet can be found FREE at your local boat launch! I was a boater for many years and saw plenty!
Cars going in the water was great. Watching the crane pull them out was better!
Always drink plenty of captain Morgan before launching your boat!
I'm a simple man. I don't own a boat and I enjoy these videos. ⛵
Thanks for leaving narrow videos with black sides, not that annoying / distracting out-of-focus crap others do!
I feel so calm watching this knowing I’ll never be in this predicament.
Sitting by the launch ramp is always fun. Such a bunch of sandwiches. Brings back so many hilarious afternoons.
Every boat launch fail cameraman ever:"Well the floor mats are clean now!"
2:38 Anyone else see the ginger girl deflossing with it?😄
911 whats your emergency
When your boat weighs 5x the pulling capacity of your vehicle....
Then you can still put the boat in the water just fine. It's getting it out that's the trick.
@Galaxies More money then brains...
No towing weight limits in the US and A. That's why!
@@neilfoster814 Every vehicle has towing limits located inside the driver's door B-post. If a cop or DOT officer came across them when they were on the way to or from the water hole they'd be fined and shut them down on the spot, forcing them to get the boat home with a vehicle that was rated for the load.
It always amazes me what people will attempt to do with a 4 cylinder car.
And just front wheel drive.
There seems to be no vehicle weight towing limit in the US. Like they think a Honda Prelude can tow a 50,000lb boat and trailer Thank god we have laws and limits here that stops that kind of stupidity.
Bit of advice if your boat is two times the size of your car or bigger it's NOT going to launch quite the way you want it too.
Especially if the car is front wheel drive.
@@jseal5615 How on earth do they manage to drive in forwards into the water with car and Trailer
@@jseal5615 It will be worse if it was a rear wheel drive. You usually have your back wheels in the water, and it will have no traction when pulling the boat out. I would never launch a boat or jet ski with a 2 wheel vehicle. EVER.
Man I have seen someone with a keep wrangler launch one of those yacht style boats. Idk how people rationalize that in the ol noodle. Even my truck would have a tough time with a boat of that size. If the ramp isn’t bad enough, they could kill someone on the road trying to stop all that weight.
@@ezdoesit19722003 I launch my boat every time with my 2 wheel truck and it’s a big CC boat. It’s not a problem. 4 wheel is always better but launching and loading with 2 wheel drive is not a problem.
Can't wait for next summer 😂🚤🤙🏽
Have to say that after 40 years of boating I've had some mishaps, but never as bad as these.
Boating mishaps are nearly unavoidable if you go out enough. I've had some myself but nothing so bad as most of these.
4:30 just cracked me up so bad. LMAO. Glad nobody was hurt.
All jet ski riders: "I saved a ton of money by not buying a trailer and hauling my jet ski in the bed of my truck." "What could go wrong ?" Boats, Beers, and Boneheads!
Except the jet skis are shit stand ups...500 bucks
Couldn't have put it better!
That went well from my perspective. Just need to add padding to the front so the window doesn't break next time.
@@jrand6138 Thats why they saved a ton of money on the trailer, it would have cost just as much as the jet ski. At least from their perspective. The only smart loading I have seen into the bed of a truck with a jet ski was once when a dude had an electric winch mounted in the front of the bed, and would undo the cables on the tailgate so it would hang down about 6in below the deck of the bed. It was just enough to back in and pull the jet ski onto a rug he had in back without busting up the truck or ski.
This is one of the best boat launch fail videos i have seen, and ive seen a lot. bring us more, please!
4:23 Lucky no one died when that cable let go!
Considering all the ways someone could have been mortally wounded, it was a surprisingly successful launch lol.
if you look close, the cable held. whatever they hooked it to on the trailer, let go.
at 4:30, the hook on the cable almost castrates one guy.
I don't know what kind of a trailer that is, but I dont see a hitch on it, or a leg to stand on when it is not connected to a hitch.
MrYfrank14 I was wondering how they got the boat and trailer there? Was it towed by the ramp truck or hauled on the roll back, and what did they attach the hook to. When that last guy put his foot on, the whole works snapped like a mousetrap! Then how did no one get squashed under the trailer when it comes down!
@@327365hp My working theory is that it's a yard trailer, Possibly home made. And was taken to the ramp on that tilt tray towtruck. And the bit that snapped off I believe is called a Pintle loop. But I think it was going to go regardless of that guy putting his foot on.. Just the welds let go. I'd say it was never designed for launching, just trundling around on a nice flat parking space behind a tractor.
Cept that one dudes nuts!
Chevy to the levy and this time it wasn't dry .... lmao 🤣 @ 2:30
"Is the boat in the water yet ?" , the rushed asked.
"Is the car out of the water yet ?" , the calmed answered.
Boat launches are funnier than stand up comedy
Unless you're waiting in line for one of these guys then it becomes frustrating.
I go to boat launches on hot summer days and perform stand-up sets for the public. Only been boo’d twice and ran over once!
There should be a driver's license endorsement to launch a boat at a public ramp.
most underrated comment on the internet.
A weekend morning at a public boat ramp...the most fun you can have with your clothes on
So thankful my little Roundabout skiff is all I need.
Scary to think these same people were out on the water driving the boat too.
It's a gong show on most lakes. It's literally life-threatening.
Fact, and more boats than not have party favors on board.
Here in Houston there are several small lakes that have multiple drunk boating fatalities every summer. Sad that I can't trust taking my kids to do what I grew up enjoying.
Z Mac you down there when here boy my sister kisser no silly friends ok boy make me holler oh kid done sat hey boy look I’m watching me ok boy this isn’t my house boy ok come down I’ll stick it over you
@@nickcarlon6206 what in the actual f*ck. Get in to the meth a little? lol
Like trying to pull a battle ship out of the water with a Volkswagen.
and the volkswagen got it :-D
but this was a BMW :-DD
Or a cruise ship with a smart car
that's the problem, half of them Americans, dont know the difference between a BMW and a Volkswagen, BMW got rear wheel drive
@@thephaseshifter so does an old VW
1:20 Be funny to see James Bond driving that car out of the lake.
This makes Peter look good lmfao
Lol
Took me back to days working at a marina and the funny things I saw. Pulling the car out WITH the boat still attached was hilarious!
Crazy how some people, it doesn’t cross their minds to put it in four-wheel-drive on the ramp😂
I could swear that the guy riding the jetski up into the back of the pickup truck was Jim Courier. He'd probably do something like that cos when he won at the Australian Open years back he then just when and dived into the Yarra River to cool off. He's a real character ;-)
Best boat hauler I ever owned. A 1972 Lincoln town car w/460 v8. About 7 mpg. But that low torque v8 could pull! Paid 700 bucks for it in 1998. Several of my fishing buddies teased me about it. But when their fancy smancy. PUs. Couldn’t do it. My car could.
That BMW SUV was a beast!!! Haha
i hate BMW...but i have to admit, yes thats freakin bad azz right there
4:30 I wonder how the guy in the blue shirt and white pants feels knowing it was his extra weight that broke the hitch.......
JESUS easily couldve lost a foot or a leg there.
4:17 That was perfectly timed with the music lmao
I can’t hear any music
I was going to buy a boat my friend said go to the local boat ramp & watch all the mistakes people make. Then try to figure out how NOT to make them. Great advice !
This is what happens when you skip physics classes in high school.
Este video prova que dinheiro compra carros caros, barcos, lanchas, jets e afins mas não compra INTELIGENCIA NEM BONSENSO !
"Can I borrow your boat, Grandpa?" "Sure. Just bring it back in one piece without a scratch."
The best part of spending a day at the lake is watching the drunk guys at the boat launch
FOR A GOOD TIME......Go to the Dock at 5:00 in the Summer and watch the DRUNKS load thier Boats....
It's such good entertainment.
S Lit 😂
but the sad thing is most assholes like that are out driving on the roads afterwards!
I’m assuming he means at 1700 not at 0500
I’ve always told my son, “If you ever get depressed in life, go to a boat ramp. You won’t stay depressed and laugh so hard!”
Lmbo and see how many times it takes to try and get on the boat right
You have seen those videos where people comment their faith in humanity is restored well this is not that video 😆
This makes me feel so much better about my boating fails...
When I was a kid, my grandfather had a boat, it could be an issue getting back out the water, but the 80's didn't have every singing dic with a cell phone camera.
Never thought of loading my jetski like that! LOL
the scary part is that people get on boats with these fools.
And yet people want flying cars..... They can barely drive on flat ground.
You sir win the the interweb today.
Boat ramps are flat? They look angled to me
Hey whoa whoa whoa this is angled ground MUCH DIFFERENT and sightly more challenging give them the credit they deserve hahaha
I am an American, unfortunately most of Americans can't even drive strait.
inclines and water are not flat land
I'm a long time boat owner, we all have issues but these are so funny I just pissed myself laughing so damn hard. Funny, Funny Stuff‼️😂😂😂
That SCREAMS Florida!
The biggest fail here is all the vertical video
Morons recording morons.
If you can't back a trailer, you sure as hell shouldn't be pulling one.
When I was a kid, a friend taught me to drive his semi. I spent most of the time doing figure eights through an obstacle course.... in reverse. I was like, man I wanna drive forward! He says, once you can back it up anywhere you want, forward will be no problem.
Exactly!very true
@@johndough9187 semis are one thing. Short trailers you can't see in your rearview or side mirrors are another. Once you see it in your side mirrors it's over. You might as well pull up and get straight.
@@joetroutt7425 That's very true, which is why I did a lot of practicing in reverse.
For real when I get a boat and trailer I'm going to be practicing backing it up before i go and make an idiot of myself at the boat launch lmfao
Got to love having someone recording you when you are trying to load your boats....
Love this. Can watch all day for great laughs. I loved having my seadoos for a decade and luckily never had mishaps like these. You just need a basic intelligence to launch watercraft which many people lack.
They should make you pass a test before you can even get near a watercraft and many accidents could be avoided. Lol
People all around the world would struggle less if they didn't put their trailer so damn deep in the water
Some days I just have to wonder how some people make it to adulthood 🤣
It's people like this that make me feel safe out on the water.
@6.10, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh......... what an amazing vocabulary the chap has.
Hey, any launching you can walk away from is a good launching.
There’s a lot of people that just weren’t meant to own a boat!
"Credit Card Captains" LOL!
Makes me so happy to have my own private launch.
4:25 always a good idea to use human beings as counterweights. Never seen it not work...
Worked till the strap gave way
I always thought it would be fun to pay the parking fee at the ramp, setup a few lawn chairs, open a cooler and setup an umbrella. then take out the score cards and rate the ramp prowess like judges at an ice skate competition.
Hahahahha!
You havent lived till you have do it.. Best labor day weekend ever.
Boar ramps. When you just can't pay the bank note this month
that izuzu with ski was actually a smooth maneuver lol
My favorite time boating is to go the boat ramp when the wind is blowing crosswind and watch people trying to retrieve their boats. After watching them for a while, I wonder how they even get out of their driveways to get there in the first place. I should post a video.
Two things are needed in order to launch or recover a boat. 1-The proper vehicle for the size and weight of the boat. And 2- Intelligence and knowledge of how to back-up a trailer. If you possess these things, your next trip to a boat ramp will never end up like it did with these idiots.
I would also add that some mechanical sympathy and a desire not to needlessly damage your personal property also goes a long way too.
Or be smart and dont buy pretty much the worst thing you can buy. Unless you fish every day or 3 times a week for hours on end you are wasting you money
I've never seen a smooth concrete boat ramp before , ours seem to be heavily textured for traction.
Common Core multiplied.
@@fiveowaf454 I'm pretty sure a lot of people have this it's usually ruined by this thing called Alcohol
So many time I have seen too much boat and not enough truck.. like that BMW with that yacht 😂
We owned a boat for years and never once had anything like this happen. Just wow! If your vehicle or your brain is too small, then you ought not be "boating". This stuff is funny and some is just damn dangerous!! I watched in horror at the ineptitude of people who are damn lucky to still be alive....not to mention still have insurance!! OMG!!
Wow lmfao we got some real winners out there idiots gotta love them cause without them who would make us laugh😂😂😂
These never get old
Love the old Suburban pulling the new Silverado at 2:30.
The guy at 0:27... “hey!!! Hold my meth and watch this!” 😂
I was quietly impressed though 😂.
Always check your straps for tears before you use them people! Dont want anybody chopped in half..
Nah, the strap will not chop anyone in half. But may cause very bad burns and serious blister for sure.
Lmao a Ford Fusion pulling a cabin cruiser 😂😂😂😂😂
Seeing bad drivers trying to reverse trailers brings me so much joy. You can just imagine them thinking "it's turning the opposite way to the way I'm steering!?".
Backing up a trailer should be mandatory to get you your license.
Then I would still be on the bus.
@@djb3500 good
Imma be honest first time I launched a jetski I forgot how reverse worked and spun floating over the trailer I thought my dad was gonna kill me
Tears, cuts, fraying, or stitching coming undone, go spend $25 on a new one.
And add a safety chain so it can only go a couple of inches. All new trailers have it.
We who watch these videos would like to thank the combination of beer and boating that have made these videos possible.
These videos make life worth living
Just as carpenter's have the credo, "Measure twice, cut once", so too should boat owners. "Boat in water. Car on land".
I was looking for a comment along these lines
@@Acorn212 I like the one. get dingy on water. on the full tide. put all kit and stuff in boat, go off, park the car have a chat to locals have breakfast in cafe. walk back to boat and it`s hanging down the jetty wall on a short painter as the tide has gone out.
Alot of those ramps were neglected nobody cleaning the moss off correctly
It's deceptive how slippery those ramps are
The two happiest days of a man's life.
Came with a car and boat, left with a boat and submarine.
I feel like people should have to take an instructional class as well as an IQ test before being allowed to do this.
Sierra Dawn They all need to sell them before they hurt themselves or someone else.
@Stjerneby Stjerneby You can only hope!!
Hey! Can someone hold my beer while I show you how to launch a boat AND wash out the inside of my truck at the same time!
2:21 great save
2:02 could be the funniest boat fail I have ever seen.
Lol your beamer isnt all that bud..
Its awd thats why it managed and its rated to tow 5500 idk the boat weight
They said they were getting a Hummer after that.