Yeah bro, sometimes when I'll start speaking swedish with my grandma I'll just pull out all of my vocabulary skills and say meatball meatball IKEA-shower shitty primeminister.
Honestly, I didnt even find that joke that funny at first (sorry, no offense) but then he started laughing and I started laughing a bit more... and next thing I knew I was just as out of breath as him
5:12 I'm gonna be that one guy that's gonna be nice and give you the time so that no one, unlike me, needs to suffer looking for it. Also I thought that one of you two had put it there but nope. I was wrong. But now that all of you that looked for it, now you have a nice way of getting there fast. Guaranteed you didn't actually read my comment. And if you did. Hi!
The sound my shoes make when I suddenly have to stop in the hallway at school because the horizontal strip of girls in the middle of the hallway walk slower than a three-legged turtle in a vat of liquid asphalt
2:05 you can hear the laugh go from the moment where he gives an act that he finds it funny to laughing about himself acting about laughing at the stupid joke, love it.
Why does Damien sound like a headcanon voice for the funny bone man from undertale? I mean, seriously, when he pulls his new Yorker accent when he makes dad jokes, he sounds like SANS UNDERTA-
Damiens laugh:
25% laugh
5% giggle
10% cough
60% wheeze
He is at lvl Look at this dude
100% asthma
100% at his own jokes
100% old man
my laugh:
90% breath
10% wheeze
Nobody:
Damien: „More like David Dummy“
T E A-K E T T L E-N O I S E
2:04
h thank you
*REEEEEEEE*
NOBODY:
DAMIEN: ,,MORE LIKE DAVID DUMMY
T E A-K E T T L E-N O I S E
I read that as Teaket Tlenoise
Damien's laugh has all the characteristics of beginner clarinet: Wheezes, squeaks, chaos, and asthma
Oof
This deserves more likes than it has.
Please, keep on being witty. And also
*Read More*
As a clarinet player starting in middle school, I can confirm.
@@windows10person30 r/madlads
*Read More*
Fk y'all actually got me with that "read more" lmao
Alice Earley
So true! I was a beginner in clarinet once...
"David Donnelly more like David Dummy"
Damien: **straight up fcking deflates**
lol female jesus
Bruh
I saw this RIGHTas he said it
Take my like
nah but him laughing at his own joke is actually kind of wholesome in a way it's really weird
Damien: Quarantine her
Everyone right now: *chuckles* we’re in danger
Kyoka Jiro big oof
ChocLITmilk huh??
5:33
looks like they did
Kyoka is best girl to boi uwu
Damien looks at joke : I sleep
Damien adds his own joke after reading it : W H E E Z E
Eg 5:10
And 2:03
@@dianadiangelo8877 lmaooooooo W H E E Z E
Damian every time he makes a joke: *TEA KETTLE MODE ACTIVATED*
I was gonna say that to but you said it first. I'm late lol.
“There’s gotta be at least twenty phones”
* 19 phones *
*We were so close to greatness, we were this close.*
•
this comment is at 69 (nice) likes
Well, if you think about it, how was the picture taken?
@@A_Twist_of_Fate ...
Just a reminder it’s we were on the verge of greatness, we were this close I️ know my Star Wars memes
“More like David DUMMY”
Damien: WHEEZE
“Five Guys”
A random dude who is a God: *ima do something called a pro-gamer move*
I'm gonna do a pro gamer move
@Norm jelbers You dont say?
@Norm jelbers a A
@sayunoqué oh my gosh you epic human
righteous
“Eyy kid you playing fortine? Yeah, watch me crank them 90s I’m gonna go crank your mom.”
W H E E Z E
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YES JUST YES
Btw that's my catch phrase
That's a W H E E Z E from me
Crank my mum. I DEAR YOU!
"Yeah watch me crank my nintys now I'm gonna crank your mom"
-Damien
Holy 🐄 he loved it
Emkay
I was gonna like this, but I'd never destroy the funny number on a comment about sex 👌
A quote
Oh Shit, She Cranked out the condom.
Damien laughing at his own jokes more than the actual posts is wonderful
And the fact that he's 90% wheezing his lungs out 😂😂😂
69 likes
Have you ever said: "My dame's Namien?"
PL Recinto no but yes but no
maybe i could eat blaaaaades of grass
no
No but actually yes no
The? Should ve ouside of the "" not inside unless you ate asking if hes ever asked if his dame was namein
2 videos Damien.. IN THE LAST TWO MINUTES
This is the true madlad.
Madlad about to stop depression
I didn’t even see this one cause the I was watching the last one. Rip top comment
3 videos with Damien in the last 24 hours
But six mid role adds
I am the mad lad who was the 1000th like
Nobody:
Damien reading a foreign language: "I can't even say it... There's like 2 vowels in there"
His own name has 3
Yeah bro, sometimes when I'll start speaking swedish with my grandma I'll just pull out all of my vocabulary skills and say meatball meatball IKEA-shower shitty primeminister.
12:41 "mans the nerfinator" has me on the floor i love him hes so funny
bruh I was looking for this comment how does this only have 10 likes!?
Damien’s laugh: 30% actual laughing, 70% starting a broken car
A broken car be like:
*W H E E E E E E Z E*
My laugh sounds like broken car as well
This comment made me W H E E Z E
You stole this comment and I'm not here for it
We need 99 more likes so its 420
EmKay: *sees a funny story*
Also EmKay: *actually wheezes*
Issac Vine
I read that as whoa sked
I love how damien goes into _extreme wheeze mode_ every single time he makes a joke
nobody laughs at his jokes anyways
@@ratman4596 *I _ S O M E T I M E S _ L A U G H _ A T _ H I S _ J O K E S*
@@ratman4596 i do
@@dragonmonkey5787 how?
@@Zaidency how?
"i'm gonna go crank ur mom"
-damien
*starts wheezing uncontrollably*
also i like how after laughing he goes back to normal when he reads the next meme
Damien sounds like he got rejected from a Joker audition for being too white.
Respect
✨R e s p e c t✨
No, he’s laugh is the jokers laugh
700th like lol
Put this on r/rareinsults and eventually Damian could lay eyes on this comment
944th like it would be funny if you got 1000 if you do i will feel happy
"Hey honey, I beat the kid again."
*sigh* "With what?"
Me: *smiling* "Tetris 99"
All pictures fall down
More like, Tetris 69
*wheeze*
Hu *REEEEEEEEEEEE*
ሁየ ክቿሸፕ: ꍌ꒤꒐꓄ꋬꋪ ꁝꏂꋪꄲ.
This man's laughing his ass off at his own joke.
whats wrong with that
also say that to Juan Joya Borja(that laughing comedian meme laugh creator)
Just seen that...
Um…you can’t laugh your ass off?
@@slipchase5405 it's internet slang
damn 666 likes
What’s something that you act like you dislike, but you actually secretly like?
Me, a closeted lesbian: *women*
Not anymore
This guy: **Says or sees somethin funny*
Oxygen: *Adios*
2:05 is epic
Thats me while I make memes and then save them into my camera roll
@@Lobotamized_Lobster lol-
yeees
E
2:05
When you start the car and it’s -5 degrees in the winter.
This is actually relatable
His laugh is too precious for this earth
I read this when it actually happened
Omg thank you 😂
@@duckygamingyt2001 yooo me too
5:35 "Quarantine her."
*Sep 1, 2019*
he's too dangerous to be kept alive
Bruh didn't notice that
Kaylee Livingston HMMMMMMM
BOIIIII XD
Her, but then he’s
Hi
5:12 Damien nearly friggin killed me with that one
just in the way he just starts hysterically laughing mid sentence
Damien is the type of person to laugh at dad jokes unironically and i just love him for that
So we’re just looking through the Sims 3 patch notes
Your name tricked me for a second
who doesn't.
E
*Wait it saids you posted the comment 29 years ago*
wait...
Damien: he has to have at least 25 phones
Guy: has 19 phones
Me:ItS bIg BrAiN tImE
Dis manz be a legend
Noice
MADLAD
omg brian you’re famous
@@andylovesgarfield I love you mate!
This man said, and I quote, “bring me the word of God and I will cronch on it like breakfast”
Word
What the heckity heck, why would you eat a Bible.
• Øreono • to obsorb the wisdom of God faster Kinda like a keg stand at a frat party
real talk though, eating a book must be super dry. Thats really impressive.
@ooferz hahaha hahaha
12:38 if they throw away his regular prothetic arm then its either nerf or nothing
Man Killer Queen you really killed me now Sheer Heart Attack the others to give you likes
Him making jokes and laughing at them with so much honesty and passion honestly gives me life! ✨😂
I'm rewatching some of their old vids and forgot how much he laughs here...
She*
Her name is Lexi..
@@solijai_forev6940 This isn't Lexi narrating though...?
lol this isn't Lexi, it's Damien
5:09 "I'm gonna go crank your maaaaAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH...." Best EmKay moment ever, hands down.
He fell out of his chair
I will kill whoever says this is not true.
what about the Miass part
How about the sans sounding part
@XDGamer [GD] nice
7:35 “HEHEHEHEHHH *YEAH* BRING ON THE TOES” to think that all of human language over millennia came together to create this sentence
I did everything BUT like this comment because I was laughing so hard
YES
Daimen laughs
Oxygen: understandable have a nice day
Nobody:
Damien When Making A Joke And Laughs At It: *TEAPOT NOISES*
Lol
Whatever you do, do NOT like
*boiling kettle noises*
Damian: *laughs at funny joke*
Also Damian: *KETTLE MODE ACTIVATED*
YES
Damien?
YOU SUMMONED ME?!
@@vilixerr *where did you come from, fren?*
Minty Meep Results may vary.
“Man paralyzed after eating 500 chicken nuggets”
Dont make me do it again.
Lmao
So the limit is 499, okay
@@thebotfly5229 R/madlad
One more like
Nice 69 likes
“Raise teachers pay”
Me: ok everyone but this teacher please
My horrible social studies teacher: 👁👄👁
Funni
the only get 42,069$
“more like david dummy”
*W H E E Z E*
Edit: 2:03 thx Custom Craft
At first, I was going agree with the guy with the explanation to milo's law...
*And I realized...*
AXOLOTL ARMY that was fricking funny asf
More like *no*
*W H E E Z E*
Im the funniest guy on the planet.
Honestly, I didnt even find that joke that funny at first (sorry, no offense) but then he started laughing and I started laughing a bit more... and next thing I knew I was just as out of breath as him
He’s Playboi Carti.
6:24
Satan: ...so
Inmate: what's up.
Satan: so yah, here's the keys to my house. Im gonna go on vacation.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂LOLOLOLOLOLOLXDDDDDDD
6:24
in some religions satan is actually the dude that tests if people are worthy to go to heaven
Doom Slayer wants to know your location
Allow Allow
Nobody:
Damiens laugh: I'm a little tea *kettle* short and spout
Bruh
I I have to tell you that you wrong but... also right
*Stout
Yes ... we've got that covered my dear friend
Although you are wrong?
Damien's laugh is nothing short of contagious and it never fails to make me laugh
Incredibly contagious
5:11 that’s the best Damien laugh ever
Don’t quote me on that
Blitz’s Memes I agree
* the best
Found it!
ua-cam.com/video/Vx5XYyCEXjU/v-deo.html
Blitz’s Memes 2:04
I found a better one ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
6:14 _eats bible to try and look like the ultimate satanist_
*_Jesus has entered your heart_*
at some point it'll enter his colon, and if he crapped before being killed, it'll go out his anus
It coalesces into a paper jesus, that then bursts forth from his intestines, Alien style.
@@michaelhice7636 This is the best thing I've read in 2019.
Rekt.
@@michaelhice7636 And then Jesus gives some British kids some fighting spirit
"Watch me crank my 90's, I'm gonna go crank your mo*wheeze*"
-Damien
Bro he fucking died
It was the best part of the whole video ngl
5:12 I'm gonna be that one guy that's gonna be nice and give you the time so that no one, unlike me, needs to suffer looking for it. Also I thought that one of you two had put it there but nope. I was wrong. But now that all of you that looked for it, now you have a nice way of getting there fast. Guaranteed you didn't actually read my comment. And if you did. Hi!
Sorry that was my kettle...
At 5:04 literally started kinda like Sans Undertale said all that, funniest thing I heard today
You say snas?
@@Snas_Undertall yes I did 8)
@@broop-lynn2353 well I have answered lol
@@Snas_Undertall yes you have haha
When Damien starts cranking moms as if he were grinding xp in minecraft.
Underrated
Also did you find the undertale reference?
Oof
Just wait until he builds an Enderman farm
The video:
Video %15
Memes 15%
Damian Laughing at his own jokes 420%
*ohmy look at dos likes*
Edit: shoutout to jasmin bonic *whoooooosh*
Totally not a fangirl Nope hahaha 420
No it is
video %15
Memes 69%
Damian laughing at his own jokes
665%
I got a joker add
Totally not a fangirl Nope Ike his laugh makes me want to kms
Totally not a fangirl Nope nice
If Undertale ever gets a movie, he needs to voice Sans
90% of his Voicelines *WHEEEEZEEEEE*
I know absolutely nothing about undertale but I agree.
@@ariannaampuero3358 👈👈
F**k yes!
Darling Heartstring 5:11
"Watch me crank my 90s now I'm going to go crank your mom" has me dead. Gotta love Damien
5:11
It’s so funny to me how Damien finds his own jokes funnier than the actually joke.
he got dunked on
I actually started wheezing after hearing this
2:02 As well
“5 gays.” Wait, how do they know about me, my boyfriend, my dads and my brother?
Hol up-
Your brother came out to me and said he is gay.
@@beepyboro That means he trusts you.
@@kyototomokui6676 he does
I cant ruin the 69 likes-
When Damien said “watch me go crank them 90s, now I’m gonna go crank your mom” I felt that
TTV.PeePeeSuccc same
this “I felt that” meme needs to die quickly
but extra points since it’s about that part
Damien: _laughs_
Dream: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
And NO ONE is talking about the literal back to back posts
I was
liKE BRUH IM SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONE WHO NOTICED
bruh
Lena G half the comments ARE about him posting this quick
actually everyone is
Fun Fact: Ed Sheeran once bought a restaurant by accident when he was drunk.
No
Yes he did, argue with me I dare you
I know your browser history
Try Me
FBI your*
plushii Furries don’t belong
plushii oh god I just looked it up I’m scared and concerned
12:38
*SING IT WITH ME BOIS*
♫SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT♫
...
*M E G A M A N*
SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT! MEGA MAN!
*i'm going to make paper dolls out of you*
no
@@W4rgalactic
Yes.
FIGHTING TO SAVE THE WOOORLD
greenknight9000
*P R E S I D E N T L I N C O L N*
6:37
A=as
S=slow
A=as
P=posible
I read it and thought my brain malfunctioned for a moment.
"Death row inmate eats an entire BIBLE as his last meal"
Florida man: *teach me your ways*
*NO*
@Dominick Schwutke yes
Well he kinda can’t because-
@@ladymeryl0 he dead
what if the inmate was from florida
Nobody:
The bedroom door at 1 AM: 2:06
The sound my shoes make when I suddenly have to stop in the hallway at school because the horizontal strip of girls in the middle of the hallway walk slower than a three-legged turtle in a vat of liquid asphalt
/r/uselessnobody
[YT] MusicBoi257 literally heard it as I read the comment
2:06
That's creepy
If you listen to 2:05 at 0.25x playback speed you will summon satan
ARE YOU A LI'L CAT IN A TOP HAT
LucasNUT wtf lmao 😂
OH wTf-
I can't brEaThe-
bruh I'm concerned lmaoooo
I summoned them. They turned into a cup of ramen that spilled on my crotch...guess Satan's a thirsty boi.
Damien's Laugh:
100% car drift
Timestamp?
anytime damien laughs
@@wowgreenn instead of skrt skrt its hurdy hurr hurr
@@nolesy34 nvm
Damien's Laugh:
100% car exhaust
@@wowgreenn you can tune it too so you can his laugh
And make a song...
His laugh
Exhaust
And a stu stu stu
Legit any joke Damien makes:
Damien: “JAIDKEKDJENEUUWHWHEUEIEIE””sniff sniff”
Don’t forget the W H E E Z
Dogz Rulez yup lol
My life
Damien: hahahahahahahhaha *WHHHHHHEEEEEEEZZZZZEEEEE*
Me:...why
“Hey Jimmy, you playin’ the Fortnites? Yeah get dunked on, kid. Watch me crank my 90’s, I’m gonna go crank your mom.”
Best line of the video honestly
after that: **w h e e z e**
Is it just me or does that sound like sans?
For a 1 mil special we need a compilation of Damiens laugh
There is one SAMURAI1 did it
ua-cam.com/video/nCFtrHJsV0c/v-deo.html
there is one
Aww
2:05 you can hear the laugh go from the moment where he gives an act that he finds it funny to laughing about himself acting about laughing at the stupid joke, love it.
Damien in 2019: "Quarantine her "
Me in 2020: oh you have no freaking idea
damien predicted covid lmao
Finished 2023
2:03
Damen: David Donnelly more like David dummy
w e z z
*Tire Squeal*
J0n_Bee B0mb1n I like it
how dare you misspell the name of all of us Damiens :(
R4cingL1ne I didn’t know how to spell the name
2:05
5:10 Damien devolving into hysterics at his own joke is keeping me at a 4.0 GPA
Why does Damien sound like a headcanon voice for the funny bone man from undertale?
I mean, seriously, when he pulls his new Yorker accent when he makes dad jokes, he sounds like SANS UNDERTA-
When he wheezes it sounds like someone's cleaning a window while pressing it down.
Lmfao
2:05 the joke was hella cheesy but the laugh itself is so funny cuz it sounds like a kettle XD
Itap the time over and over again and now I don't have a lung...😂😂
"Oh the pasta is ready"
He is singing
XDDD
"Via the LG Smart Refrigerator" that had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
I was gonna like your comment but saw it was at 69 and left it alone. Here's a replacement comment instead.
damian's laugh gives me life
I can’t be the only one wondering how Damian quit his job...
i love how theres no reply lmao
sorry i ruined it
Sins damn both beat me 2 it I’ll be 3rd tho
damn guess I'll have to be 4th
@@p.atrick. someone already bet u.
@@deleted2075 shit
Damian- *Reads joke* Doesnt laugh
Also Damian- *Makes joke about the joke* LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY
-Edit: Damien
Henry I laughed because you made a joke about Damian making a joke about the joke lmao
Me: laughs bc of Damian laugh
Damien*
Stolen.....but made it better
no one: Damien: *Laughing at his own jokes more than the actual post*
Ur welcome for the like
The EmKay channel:
10% laughing
90% wheezing
Damien: That’s at least 25 phones!
Me: It’s 19...
Damien: How much money are you making to pay for 26 phones?
thats right i conuted to
@@haohongzhu8141 counted*
@@jellojellymelly dont be that guy
@@zxlate7967 **cough cough**
I am that guy.
@@jellojellymelly *AH SHIT*
math: exists
damien, crying: please ill give you anything just get out of my house
Beans
We must bottle it. It might be the cure to cancer.
MochaIndustries he would fuel Monstropolis for years!!!!
2:02
emkay's laugh vs oz's
If u know betosky his laugh is devilish xD
Damien is the best narrator
If I knew Damian IRL & I told him a joke that made him laugh, I could die happy
Guy: *uses glock on tiger fish *
The cops: it was a swim by shooting
psycho social Ah yes Florida the home of Florida man
The fish would be ok bullets can’t travel far underwater
@@coollogan876 It all depends on how far the gun was when the bullet was fired.
ABSOLUTE M A D L A D
*Hey man, that was a lionfish.*
2:05 I think mr stark broke
His repulsor after the fight.
You like your beer?
I fully lost it to that wheeze
That shit wasnt even funny, but ue just fucking dies over his own jokes
@@Milkster86 I like how I like my women
Put that on .25x its scary
Damien is literally the funniest guy at EmKay, especially when he laughs, I always join him since I can’t not laugh with him.
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Damien: *SIZE SMEDIUM*
11:05
commenting is wasted on this same format
Why are you awake so early dude
Ohhhh you have a different timezone
@Zairus Nathan Nucum You madlad....
Damien laughing hysterically at his own jokes is my spirit animal.
I hate when i go to tell my friend a joke and I'm just giggling to no end
Damien: *makes a joke*
Also Damien: *tires screeching noises*
Same
7:32 I did something very similar,I tell I'm pure and I should not be touched by impure girls and they touch my arm,hold my hands etc
I’m sorry but I can’t stop thinking that his laugh sounds like a dying platypus choking on a half eaten French fry
That's... Oddly specific.
R/rareinsults
he does tho
@@iplaytoomuchskyrim6467 a bit too oddly specific
I think this persons done something
wheres perry
Damian: exists
Damians reaction to literally anything: W H E E Z
Damien*
Damien's*
*wheeze
2 uploads in 30 seconds
*_SPEED_*
I am *speed*
KACHOW
Y3S
I got it in 3min since I have slower internet
i got it in 10 minutes bc youtube doesnt send me notifs idk
I love how Damian laughs at his own jokes
Damian: *laughs*
Suicide rate: *drops to 0%*
Copied comment...
@@881brett ? I've seen comments like mine before but I still typed it out myself
@@881brett copied as in paste and copy or I literally copied someone's idea? (Cuz I copied the idea but typed it myself😂😂)
2:05 *Cleans glass window*
2:46 *Tea kettle steams*
5:16 *opens squeaky door*
cant stop laughing at 5:13 😂
5:14 Sad engine noises
No one:
not a single soul:
not even a particle:
Emkay: *hot teapot noises*
6:19 that guy's face looks like a 6 year olds notebook