"I can't resist POUTINE..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Pale Tourist)

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  • @RustySpoons6490
    @RustySpoons6490 4 роки тому +421

    I have always loved his signature bit when he whispers on behalf of the collective voice of the audience.🤣
    _”Nobody in Canada even sounds like that...”_ LOL

    • @shijoejoseph2011
      @shijoejoseph2011 3 роки тому +1

      It's the extreme opposite, so his whisper mode is as creepy and befitting as Alexa's whisper mode in Firestick. 😂🤣

    • @joseville
      @joseville Рік тому +5

      I also enjoy it.
      It might be a form of lampshading.

    • @kemarisite
      @kemarisite 2 місяці тому +2

      "I think he's secretly a polar bear "

  • @karlsangree
    @karlsangree 4 роки тому +439

    Jim is the only guy who can get a crowd to laugh and cheer while making fun of their culture. He is a certified genius.

    • @bennybenitez3731
      @bennybenitez3731 3 роки тому +7

      And no profanity!.. did you know your last name means blood?🤔

    • @daidarabotchi3891
      @daidarabotchi3891 2 роки тому +1

      @@bennybenitez3731 Nice spot! Is that a guess, or did you read it somewhere? I can't find anything about it.

    • @drew-shourd
      @drew-shourd 2 роки тому +3

      Jim is very funny, and for sure a genius, but really, the only guy? I have heard countless comedians do the same for decades...where you been brah?

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels Рік тому +3

      Except for every other comedian ever.

    • @MrShanester117
      @MrShanester117 Рік тому +2

      It’s embarrassing that you think looking up a couple of things on Wikipedia and incorporating them into your stand-up.

  • @Maplecook
    @Maplecook 4 роки тому +1503

    As a Canadian, I am most impressed with how much you have gone out of your way, to research Canada. Love your humour!

    • @maxwellpowell4306
      @maxwellpowell4306 4 роки тому +23

      He need to do more research!! I shiver every time says zee. NO! Zaid!

    • @Maplecook
      @Maplecook 4 роки тому +43

      @@maxwellpowell4306 I will agree that zee sounds super weird, but hey, for an American, he has god-level knowledge of Canada.

    • @edwilkinson1760
      @edwilkinson1760 4 роки тому +9

      as a canadian, i find this to be the epitome of cringe.

    • @Maplecook
      @Maplecook 4 роки тому +36

      @@edwilkinson1760 Different strokes for different folks, I guess. But as a Canadian who is married to an American, I wish my wife knew half the things that Jim Gaffigan knows about Canada.

    • @edwilkinson1760
      @edwilkinson1760 4 роки тому +3

      @@Maplecook your wife knows less about canada than jim gaffigan? cringe.

  • @dubliners0999
    @dubliners0999 4 роки тому +168

    Those lines, "Let's do it. We have free health care..." Hilarious.

    • @RC-nq7mg
      @RC-nq7mg 3 роки тому +14

      I always find it funny when Americans think our healthcare is free... Its more like mandatory insurance through taxation...

    • @RErnie-gv1hv
      @RErnie-gv1hv Рік тому +1

      @@RC-nq7mg @RC286 And the fact we "Americans", i.e., U.S., refer to ourselves as such. Much as you did, eh?

    • @janelliot5643
      @janelliot5643 Рік тому +1

      @RC286 You know what I find VERY amusing? Complaints that your government spends your taxes on healthcare. Yes, I'm from the US. What do you think we get for our tax dollars? War.

    • @writerconsidered
      @writerconsidered Рік тому +4

      @@RC-nq7mg We know that and its still way better then anything we have. You also aren't accounting for drug prices just compare insulin prices in US and Canada.

  • @ethansmith6970
    @ethansmith6970 4 роки тому +1107

    He is slowly turning into the worlds nicest insult comic

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge 4 роки тому +44

      He’s sooo careful. Whenever he even comes close to something that might possibly offend, he self-deprecates or affects that audience voice and calls himself a jerk. And then a few sentences later he’ll come back and say, “But I love [X country],” just so that everyone’s 100% reassured.

    • @kathyhanna9411
      @kathyhanna9411 4 роки тому +3

      Funny funny funny

    • @noumenine6474
      @noumenine6474 4 роки тому

      @Aniquin It isn't, actually, but I doubt you'll bother to correct yourself.

    • @markdemell3717
      @markdemell3717 4 роки тому

      Hahaha ,yes.

    • @markdemell3717
      @markdemell3717 4 роки тому

      Yes ,indeed .

  • @tallgirl8177
    @tallgirl8177 4 роки тому +93

    « We lure them with the tires... Then boom! We sell them a blender » Killed me😂😂😂

    • @jonathanmol4489
      @jonathanmol4489 Місяць тому +1

      I'm from the states and when I lived in Winnipeg people from Thompson called it Ukrainian Tire for some reason. 🤔

  • @StamfordBridge
    @StamfordBridge 4 роки тому +389

    That “Don’t force your culture on us” joke - omg. 😂

    • @vic5015
      @vic5015 4 роки тому +7

      He should try that joke in Quebec City or Montreal. He'll probably get a *very* different reaction there.

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge 4 роки тому +9

      Justin Shim Even louder laughter?

    • @rolu9345
      @rolu9345 4 роки тому +12

      @@vic5015 wdym Americans push their culture almost everywhere in the world... do you even understand the joke, or..?

    • @Deborah-so8mv
      @Deborah-so8mv Рік тому +1

      @@rolu9345we get it.

    • @wolamalade
      @wolamalade 8 місяців тому +3

      @@vic5015 We're in Montreal, and thats one of his best joke...He made hegemony funny ! 🤣👍

  • @willsintheair
    @willsintheair 4 роки тому +211

    This special deserves some kind of Canadian award. I'm serious. This should be played on every inbound flight to Canada as a primer for visitors.

    • @katezee2358
      @katezee2358 3 роки тому +9

      I agree, I’ve never been to Canada and now I really want to go :)

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 роки тому +3

      @@katezee2358 same

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 роки тому +10

      @Shinobi FPV and what would a Canadian award look like? A plate of poutine with a full set of tires, served by a moose attired as a mountie on ice skates?
      Damn, I wish I could win that.

    • @r3hcook
      @r3hcook Рік тому +3

      @@St.Linguini_of_Pesto And a box of Timbits!

    • @tretower57
      @tretower57 Рік тому +4

      I think you’re on to something! Showing it on incoming flights before you land would not only teach people some fun things about Canada, but also, help put them in a light-hearted mood before they arrive.

  • @Whitney341
    @Whitney341 4 роки тому +740

    "How important are tires to you people!?"
    Basically the difference between driving and dying in the winter 😂

    • @foskco87
      @foskco87 4 роки тому +34

      People in Vancouver have not figured this out.

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 4 роки тому

      @bilias hour Ew and ew!

    • @nipzie
      @nipzie 4 роки тому +12

      @Jimmy Peeps I'm sorry but all season tires are 3 season tires...night and day difference. It's your life to take in your own hands, just don't fucking hit me when you're sliding around "mostly controlling" your car.

    • @fanmade9537
      @fanmade9537 4 роки тому +3

      David can confirm 😂

    • @alsinakiria
      @alsinakiria 4 роки тому +14

      @Jimmy Peeps yeah, I don't know where you live, but where I live that isn't even a possibility. You need studded winter tires or stopping is just not happening.

  • @PetitePerson
    @PetitePerson 4 роки тому +161

    Canadians love when comedians notice us. Thanks for individually calling out each province.

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 3 роки тому +9

      Like us kiwis, we exist!!!!

    • @charleebrown7188
      @charleebrown7188 3 роки тому +2

      Poutine, maple syrup, Rush, backbacon, Bryan Adams and hockey. One of these things is doesn't belong.
      Anywhere

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 3 роки тому +3

      @@charleebrown7188
      Bryan Adams!?!....Say it isn't so! Lol
      The only thing in Canada that shouldn't exist is the "twoonie".

    • @RatKindler
      @RatKindler 7 місяців тому +2

      @@larapalma3744 At least Canada doesn't get left off maps. I feel sorry for you guys when that happens. 🙂

  • @13daprofessor
    @13daprofessor 4 роки тому +138

    As a Canadian Ukrainian, who lives in Quebec, let me just say. This is awesome.

    • @kevinkossow1032
      @kevinkossow1032 3 роки тому +4

      You just wrote a rap lyric

    • @mireillelebeau2513
      @mireillelebeau2513 3 роки тому +1

      Hi! Peter N

    • @wandaperi
      @wandaperi 3 роки тому +1

      Impeach Wolodymyr Zelens'kyj!

    • @brofull
      @brofull Рік тому +1

      Dobry den

    • @jf2781
      @jf2781 Рік тому +2

      I am also a Canadian-Ukrainian from Québec. I agree that this clip is cute

  • @dianedee7919
    @dianedee7919 Рік тому +29

    I'm Canadian, and all I can say about poutine is that it's DEATH ON A PLATE.
    I love your comedy, family friendly and still funny as hell, a rare talent ❤😂❤

  • @brianrizza2045
    @brianrizza2045 4 роки тому +534

    I love how every sketchy person in every country has a Brooklyn accent 😂😂😂

    • @tandokunogirl
      @tandokunogirl 4 роки тому +30

      Brooklyn, Boston or some kind of Italian mix LOL

    • @GeminieCricket
      @GeminieCricket 4 роки тому +9

      Brian Rizza ole time gangsta !

    • @dreamyjeannie3385
      @dreamyjeannie3385 4 роки тому +5

      Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mlsaulnier
      @mlsaulnier 4 роки тому +16

      Now even the Canadian tire employees sound like they are from Brooklyn

    • @fenecofeneco19
      @fenecofeneco19 4 роки тому +6

      Glad he can do it...with italian-americans....

  • @injunsun
    @injunsun 4 роки тому +153

    "We have free healthcare." Lol! JIM, I adore you.

  • @Thedrisin155
    @Thedrisin155 Рік тому +21

    I love team Gaffigan. This couple is an incredible comedy duo. He may perform on stage but he and his wife write the best jokes!

  • @matts4750
    @matts4750 4 роки тому +91

    If there is one thing Jim is an expert at its observational humor.

  • @uba2
    @uba2 4 роки тому +97

    If we ever discover an alien planet with sentient life, we should drop Jim there and see how long it takes him to develop a set for the locals.

  • @mtadams2009
    @mtadams2009 4 роки тому +134

    Jim is such a good comic. Even when he is poking fun at you it's never hurtful.. No matter the subject he just has a good way about him.

  • @bonniemccormack1361
    @bonniemccormack1361 Рік тому +31

    My 85 yr old mom was diagnosed with dementias and Alzheimer's a couple yrs ago. She LOVES Jim. (It's a daily coin toss of Heartland, Match Game, Mrs. Brown's boys or Jim Gaffigan). She sleeps soundly while HL auto plays which is good because when Jim plays, she's mom again and she laughs her ass off. She's like "stop this for a minute and get me a tea while I go to the bathroom, he's so funny I might pee my pants" Then on the way to the bathroom she stops her walker and asks have you heard this guy before?" Yes mom, almost everyday. Thank God he's funny! ☺

    • @JKNat9004
      @JKNat9004 8 місяців тому +2

      I agree with her when it comes to Heartland and Jim Gaffigan.

  • @kevinb8887
    @kevinb8887 4 роки тому +288

    A man who did his research on Canada. My 11 year old kids were impressed!! Nice work JG. Love your work...

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge 4 роки тому +5

      Have you seen his Spain routine? Made himself familiar with even more inside-the-culture material.

    • @Noblity54
      @Noblity54 4 роки тому +5

      Saw him live in Halifax, anyone who has the opportunity and loves comedy go see Jim. He is really funny, but seriously his live act is way better than watching any clips, he is a great live act

    • @scrums4748
      @scrums4748 4 роки тому +2

      im sure he’s very happy he impressed your 11 year old kids

    • @appalachianexploration5714
      @appalachianexploration5714 4 роки тому +1

      He used to frequent Canada. Lol a lot.

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs 4 роки тому +2

      @@scrums4748 LOL!!

  • @bethanycooke2115
    @bethanycooke2115 4 роки тому +92

    “You know how it’s the coldest month of the year? Let’s have a party outside.” Montreal in a nutshell :)

  • @COGSCNY
    @COGSCNY 2 роки тому +20

    Even though he was an American making fun of Canada I don’t feel offended I was too busy laughing 😂

  • @chickengenius4202
    @chickengenius4202 Рік тому +28

    Dude wrote an 8 minute set just to perform in Canada. Nice 👍🏻

  • @evenstephen2000
    @evenstephen2000 Рік тому +36

    I just love Jim Gaffigan. He doesn’t rely on anything cheap, language or theme-wise - and there are no throwaway moments in his comedy. No holes. It’s just funny straight through. This is the kind of comedy we need when we are fighting so much apathy in the world these days. I just love this, and him!

  • @hyebinyoon3306
    @hyebinyoon3306 4 роки тому +39

    An interlude between Poutine Fests omg I died....

  • @brockmacdonald8127
    @brockmacdonald8127 4 роки тому +89

    Dude you are in tune with Canada. You are an honorary Canadian. Very Funny, thank you.

  • @simonedulcie3853
    @simonedulcie3853 2 роки тому +28

    The Tim hortons bit, is hilarious (as is this entire thing!), Burt especially when he says, “don’t force your culture on us!” Bit is incredible!...I appreciate all of the research that goes into this, as a Canadian, living in the us!😄...he is spot on with this special !

  • @tobaliciousholland12
    @tobaliciousholland12 4 роки тому +178

    We LURE THEM IN with the tires... then BOOM, we sell 'em a blender

    • @ivok9846
      @ivok9846 3 роки тому +3

      5:13 he's genius, he puts the salesman accent...it just works
      edit/ or was it jack nicholson? hehmmm

  • @YW84LUV
    @YW84LUV 4 роки тому +105

    I'm an American living in Canada and this had me crying with laughter. I don't understand the clam juice thing either-gak! But poutine is the bomb, baby. Especially lobster poutine!

    • @Digitalhunny
      @Digitalhunny 4 роки тому +6

      Lived here my whole life & yet _I_ don't get the clam juice thing!😂😂😂 However, steamer clams with melted butter.... _now_ yet talking _my_ language! 🤗🇨🇦

    • @roncucchi3133
      @roncucchi3133 4 роки тому +3

      @@Digitalhunny as my Canadian cousins would say"ya eh?"

    • @Digitalhunny
      @Digitalhunny 4 роки тому +8

      @@roncucchi3133 - Down here we say, "Yeah, by. I's hears yas there, eh?!" You see, I speak _fluent_ "Newfinese" (even while they're drunk). Went to Cuba once & played interperter between them & the upper Canadian's for a week. Came home & needed a vacation, myself 😂😂😂😂 🤗🇨🇦

    • @roncucchi3133
      @roncucchi3133 4 роки тому +2

      @@Digitalhunny lol😁

    • @Zraknul
      @Zraknul 4 роки тому +6

      Worcestershire sauce, contained in both Bloody Marys and Caesars is a fermented anchovy sauce. Mmm enyzme broken down aged fish. It's there to add Umami (savoury) flavour. I imagine the clam juice is there to make a more complex taste along the same lines.
      I can't say I've heard of someone hosting a party make Caesars from scratch with clam juice or making their own clam broth, rather than pre-mixed Clamato. I have heard of bloody marys from scratch.

  • @sylvie1537
    @sylvie1537 4 роки тому +101

    Jim can't resist poutine. I can't resist pressing play on his videos when they appear on my recommended list.

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 4 роки тому +4

      We are addicted. Let's form a support group or something

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun 4 роки тому +2

      Ditto. Oh, and I always hit the like button before he even starts.

  • @David_Baxendale
    @David_Baxendale 4 роки тому +75

    In the UK we use cheese instead of cheese curds and we call it cheesy gravy chips.
    Some people do not like cheesy gravy chips, do not trust those people.

    • @Sherirose1
      @Sherirose1 2 роки тому +1

      I've never heard of this before

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 4 роки тому +15

    I love his "pitch guy" voice!

  • @patserrao2347
    @patserrao2347 4 роки тому +13

    Jim you can make any topic funny! What a talent!!!

    • @Jayelle1963
      @Jayelle1963 4 роки тому +2

      I do believe you are 100% correct about that!

  • @rawbarbie
    @rawbarbie 3 роки тому +17

    Love when he laughs at his own jokes. 😂

  • @charlie-obrien
    @charlie-obrien 3 роки тому +17

    I am born and living in the US, just one skinny river away from Canada. So I grew up watching CTV and Canadian cartoons, when I tended bar I served Bloody Caesars and Rye Whisky, love hockey and Doug and the Slugs.............
    Oh my god! the realization is coming over me now, eh?

    • @skatingcanuck9837
      @skatingcanuck9837 3 місяці тому +2

      Did you watch Kids in the Hall? I've spoken with Americans from US. border towns. They seem to know a lot of Canadian shows. I used to date a guy from Buffalo. He said Buffalonians kind of had more in common with Canadians than many Americans. I was working in a shop when someone from the cast of Kids in the Hall came in. He was excited to hear, but I couldn't tell him who it was because I never watched the show. 😂

    • @skatingcanuck9837
      @skatingcanuck9837 3 місяці тому +1

      Did you ever watch Schitt's Creek or Kim's Convenience?

    • @charlie-obrien
      @charlie-obrien 3 місяці тому +1

      @@skatingcanuck9837
      I am also from Buffalo, but besides Canadian cartoons, The National and Hockey Night in Canada, I stopped watching Canadian TV when we got cable in the states.
      Still, I would tune in at the end of the evening though to hear "Oh Canada" the national anthem every now and then.

    • @skatingcanuck9837
      @skatingcanuck9837 3 місяці тому +1

      @@charlie-obrien An American who chose to listen to the Canadian anthem? There are some Canadians who know the lyrics of the "Star Spangled Banner". Let me know please what is the best wing place in Buffalo? I have heard many different answers to this question. I know Duff's is on the best of list. We have a Duff's location here in Toronto which I have been meaning to try.

    • @skatingcanuck9837
      @skatingcanuck9837 3 місяці тому +1

      @@charlie-obrien I have never heard of "Beef on Weck". Thank you for the history and the kind tips! Did you know one of the best female tennis players in the world is from Buffalo? Jessica Pegula is half Korean. I'm Korean and know they are rare in Buffalo.
      If you ever come to Toronto. Beach Hill Smokehouse makes fantastic Texas brisket and the owner is from Buffalo.

  • @MikeSaundersProject
    @MikeSaundersProject 4 роки тому +39

    Jim is one of my favorite comics and I usually not into family friendly comedy. Jim is one of the funniest people alive.

  • @62Cristoforo
    @62Cristoforo 2 роки тому +6

    This guy’s hilarious, pointing out our own oddities we tend to overlook as obvious.

  • @samcha9448
    @samcha9448 4 роки тому +18

    Oh my, these Canadian jokes are hilarious!

  • @scallywag6768
    @scallywag6768 4 роки тому +18

    I'm Canadian and I never had poutine till I was in my fifties. It was absolutely delicious, but I thought I better not eat this often.
    Later in life I had the opportunity to eat poutine in Quebec City. I couldn't miss out on that.

  • @mytwocents7527
    @mytwocents7527 2 місяці тому +1

    Tim Horton’s donated large containers of coffee to one of our local youth soccer associations for their tournament. It was my job to go pick them up. I had never tried their coffee before, but when I did it was fantastic, now I’m hooked.

  • @renostrano5842
    @renostrano5842 4 роки тому +15

    Oh course he went to Canadian Tire. It's right next to the Tim Horton's. :)

  • @maggiec.5623
    @maggiec.5623 Рік тому +5

    Everyday at work, Jim and I have a lunchdate! He makes me literally laugh out loud!! He's my favorite comic!😂

  • @luminyam6145
    @luminyam6145 3 роки тому +35

    Thank you for putting these on youtube. You have really helped me get through this wretched pandemic. I love your stuff on us, it is so hilarious ( Canadian here)

  • @judil3294
    @judil3294 7 місяців тому +3

    Actually, he's right on about planning activities for bad weather. When I lived in northern Canada we'd dig down about 6' into the snow, build a circle with a bench around the inside wall, build a fire, and enjoy a lunch out.
    I don't remember having 'snow' days even that dreadful year we had 49 below.

  • @claudettes9697
    @claudettes9697 4 роки тому +26

    I’m up at 2:30 laughing to snot juice. Thank you Jim! Times are hard, anxiety and insomnia, this helps a lot. Good medicine.

  • @kbee7222
    @kbee7222 4 роки тому +7

    No one can make me laugh more than Jim Gaffigan! 🤣

  • @bartlett454
    @bartlett454 3 роки тому +3

    @5:13... Jim nails an impeccable French Canadian accent. Wow! Right out of the Gaspé Peninsula in the Gaspésie-Îles-de-la-Madeleine region of eastern Quebec.

  • @echa3132
    @echa3132 2 роки тому +4

    I totally love his brand of humor because it is sarcastic dry humor that’s self-deprecating like Canadians are.

  • @ArnethProductions
    @ArnethProductions 4 роки тому +18

    Canadian Tire is actually appropriately named. It has a big automotive section and they're a mechanic. So what makes them unique is that you can bring your car in to be fixed, and then go and buy let's say, a blender, a new pillow, a lawn chair, a bag of chips and a house plant all while you're waiting until your car is ready to go. lol ♡

    • @jaycee330
      @jaycee330 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, we call that "Walmart" here.

    • @tretower57
      @tretower57 Рік тому +2

      @@jaycee330 I thought we called it “Online Shopping”

    • @joywebster2678
      @joywebster2678 Рік тому +2

      Having lived in remote northern communities in Canada due to my late husband's work as a provincial cop, we were thrilled when the town had a Canadian Tire! Pre internet, it was a remote persons shopping paradise, AND they could order you things like a vacuum that would arrive in 8weeks when a delivery truck cane through! Hence our brand loyalty!

    • @TheLyricah
      @TheLyricah 7 місяців тому

      Also known as….Heaven. I love me some Crappy Tire 🥰🤗😉

  • @southpawhammer8644
    @southpawhammer8644 4 роки тому +6

    I'm from Michigan, which is almost Canada. If winter gets you down, have a party. Ice fishing parties are the best!!

    • @Taber01
      @Taber01 4 роки тому +2

      Had a british friend over in winter, he flipped when i drove onto the lake

    • @hastingsroofing
      @hastingsroofing 4 роки тому

      Michigan is on the border but is very different

  • @kathleenclark5877
    @kathleenclark5877 4 роки тому +48

    As a Canadian ... high five. So funny. A gentle ribbing of our culture. Plus ... no swearing! I have become so tired of really funny comedians who feel that every element of the English language: noun, verb adjective, adverb ... everything except the definite and indefinite article can be substituted by the “f” word. Jim does not need to rely on using off colour language to be funny. And a funny take on Canada. He gets it!

  • @Plectognath
    @Plectognath 4 роки тому +27

    I have never seen Jim cracking up in the middle of a joke - ever.

  • @chrisparker2118
    @chrisparker2118 3 роки тому +7

    The "free" healthcare part was hilarious!

  • @shashankshekhar2611
    @shashankshekhar2611 3 роки тому +11

    The research done for this sketch is amazing. Also the Canadian tire thing is so funny, I have bought a blender with car parts :)

  • @drew9928
    @drew9928 4 роки тому +30

    Its called Canadian tire because the original guy bought a tire/rubber company in Hamilton the business was going under and he started selling other stuff too

  • @debbieplato5107
    @debbieplato5107 3 роки тому +8

    I almost spit out my beer when he mentioned the perogy poutine! 🤣

  • @natev1956
    @natev1956 2 роки тому +3

    I don't know how he remembers all that, that's amazing. Anytime I've done public speaking I needed notes and even that was scary enough!

  • @nancycrandall4545
    @nancycrandall4545 Рік тому +5

    Thank God me and my kids didn’t stumble onto poutine until one of the last days we visited in Canada. It’s gravy smothered crack! 😜

  • @DeannaAKADeanna
    @DeannaAKADeanna 4 роки тому +17

    Thanks for your pandemic videos, Jim!!! What a great gift to fans now more than ever! :-)

  • @erents1
    @erents1 3 роки тому +2

    Jim has a real gift, how is it he can make every word funny?!?

  • @patriciahopey1384
    @patriciahopey1384 4 роки тому +5

    I laughed so hard my ribs hurt .thankyou merci
    3cheers from Canada

  • @TheCowtownswede
    @TheCowtownswede 4 роки тому +13

    After living in Canada for 11 years and now being back in Sweden i do miss having the occasional Poutine and chuckwagon fries. And i loved Timie's can someone get me a Xtra Large Double double

  • @jeanneblondewomanstamping9788
    @jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 4 роки тому +8

    I want to go to a Canadian Tire store! Sounds like fun!

    • @lovecats6856
      @lovecats6856 4 роки тому +2

      I love it

    • @stickyb05
      @stickyb05 4 роки тому +4

      It’s like a small, nice, friendly, Walmart

    • @angeldust912
      @angeldust912 2 роки тому +3

      They have almost everything!

  • @dragon32210
    @dragon32210 2 роки тому +1

    As an American who sometimes flies to Canada...Wunderbar IS MY FAVORITE CANDY OMG

  • @Lulu-ue2lj
    @Lulu-ue2lj 3 роки тому +4

    I use you to lift my spirits. It works every time. Thank you

  • @frankgerlach5059
    @frankgerlach5059 10 місяців тому +1

    My aunt and my mother had a cafe in Castleford,Idaho who served french fries and if wanted would put brown gravy over the fries. This was in about 1954-55. It was a popular item and was ordered a lot.

  • @DoolallyProductions
    @DoolallyProductions Рік тому +4

    I had a poutine with brisket and a mushroom gravy and it was one of the most delicious things I've ever had.

  • @tedpaulus
    @tedpaulus 2 роки тому +2

    The Caesar jokes hit so close to home. Hilarious!! Can’t stand those Bloody Mary’s - something about Clamato that makes the cocktail actually good

  • @Veritas304
    @Veritas304 4 роки тому +9

    Thank you Jim Gaffigan! You should be nominated for the Order of Canada. And no, that is neither poutine or a doughnut.

  • @canag0d
    @canag0d 3 роки тому +6

    He rips on Canadians better than most Canadians. I approve

  • @murrayc9615
    @murrayc9615 4 роки тому +3

    OMFG - I had the Closed Captions turned on because I am watching this at work (as I forgot my earbuds at home), and the closed caption said @7:34 "...Calgary which has the finest CLANS.." (instead of "clams")
    After Alberta being compared to Texas, all I could think was "You're so right"

  • @alexstorr3357
    @alexstorr3357 4 роки тому +7

    Only just discovered this culinary delight. Us Brits love our 'chips n gravy', especially in the North.

    • @OldLadyRocker
      @OldLadyRocker 4 роки тому +1

      Gravy on chips is a thing of beauty- 🥔, gravy, what’s not to love?

  • @snibdogg5057
    @snibdogg5057 4 роки тому +5

    I'm lovin this so much I'm not skipping ads. He deserves it

  • @carryhall2043
    @carryhall2043 4 роки тому +2

    Jim you are always welcome in Canada

  • @asolano
    @asolano 4 роки тому +5

    Thank you Jim Gaffigan.

  • @sanstar2007
    @sanstar2007 3 роки тому +1

    I adore you, Jim Gaffigan!

  • @maremacd
    @maremacd 4 роки тому +73

    There is a DD on every corner in Boston.

    • @mikestyles499
      @mikestyles499 4 роки тому +4

      maremacd Of course they do, it’s the birthplace of DD!

    • @StrangeScaryNewEngland
      @StrangeScaryNewEngland 4 роки тому +2

      So does New Hampshire. Oh and Maine and Vermont

    • @NormAppleton
      @NormAppleton 4 роки тому +1

      Sully's mom has to wash her undies somewhere.

    • @sema6008
      @sema6008 4 роки тому

      And in NJ

    • @notthatyouasked6656
      @notthatyouasked6656 4 роки тому +2

      A couple of years ago I chatted with a Dunkin' senior manager in Florida. He said that down there they try to have one store for about every 45,000 people. He also said that where I live (metro Boston) it's more like one store for every 5,000 people.

  • @rajgill7576
    @rajgill7576 4 роки тому +5

    I love this!! My family teases me whenever we go up to Canada all I eat is pouting haha

  • @sandybourbeau9670
    @sandybourbeau9670 4 роки тому +3

    You are more knowlegeable about Canada than most comedians and I appreciate the humour because your jokes are not all the traditional jokes about Canada. You are hilarious!

  • @simonrancourt7834
    @simonrancourt7834 4 роки тому +62

    In Montréal, there's a restaurant called "La Banquise" who serves ONLY poutine. They have more than 20 varieties and are open 24/7.
    We also have a fast food CHAIN called "Poutinerie" that specializes in poutine.

    • @EricChoiniere
      @EricChoiniere 4 роки тому +1

      What about Ashton?

    • @simonrancourt7834
      @simonrancourt7834 4 роки тому

      @@EricChoiniere J'adore Ashton. A chaque fois que je passe par Québec, je m'y arrête.

    • @EricChoiniere
      @EricChoiniere 4 роки тому +1

      @@simonrancourt7834 En 6e année, le voyage de fin d'année scolaire était à Québec. Mes amis ont vu Mario Dumont à un Ashton

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 4 роки тому +3

      I mademit point to go to La Banquise when I went to Montréal for Île Sonique some years ago. Got seated right away just before lunch, by the time we left the lineup was very long down the block. Fantastic poutine, one of those with a couple steamy's is perfection.

    • @CiGambino
      @CiGambino 4 роки тому +4

      Waited in line at La Banquise for probably 30 minutes. It was worth it. Spectacular Poutine. My GF was previously anti poutine. That changed her.

  • @valasafantastic1055
    @valasafantastic1055 4 роки тому +8

    Great stuff! Some of the best Canada jokes.

  • @HerculeseBaby
    @HerculeseBaby 4 роки тому +3

    This comic is always on the nose for every area he does a gig. 😁

  • @slimpickens7822
    @slimpickens7822 4 роки тому +5

    Thanks for making me Laugh again Gaffigan !!

  • @jeffrhorer1811
    @jeffrhorer1811 11 місяців тому +1

    Fries with beef gravy are a staple in England although they usually dip em. Milk curds mixed in definitely a Canadian twist.

  • @296jacqi
    @296jacqi 4 роки тому +5

    This one brought laughter tears to my eyes! Well done, Jim!

  • @artscience9981
    @artscience9981 4 роки тому +4

    Jim Gaffigan really has Canadians figured out. I spent a couple of years there as an American. They liked to to complain about America to me. I sometimes thought, “Hey, I’m an American right here in front of you, and I’m not so bad, am I?” Then after complaining they would offer to give me a ride home and buy me coffee. I eventually figured out their bark was much worse than their bite. Most Canadians have a really good sense of humor, they are willing to laugh at themselves. I think it is a national strength for them.

  • @TheTokuin
    @TheTokuin 4 роки тому +14

    if you go to waterloo, there is a tiny model village for driver training or something, and it has a model tim hortons...

  • @Livingthedreaminparadise
    @Livingthedreaminparadise 3 роки тому +1

    You the best Jimmy. Much love from the Okanagan valley :) 🚣‍♀️🍑🍎🍷🏖🏞⛰🏔🗻

  • @libertygiveme1987
    @libertygiveme1987 4 роки тому +9

    I think it's a RIOT how when Jim is describing something, he morphs into a Mafia Boss!!!!

  • @Lanwarder
    @Lanwarder Рік тому

    0:56 The way you say it makes it sound a lot like John Goodman lol

  • @THETexxStarr
    @THETexxStarr 4 роки тому +26

    Do a gardening series. Would love to hear some tips.
    "Let's get Gardening!!"

  • @elizabethshaw734
    @elizabethshaw734 4 роки тому +2

    Clam juice and Clamato juice are in every store in Maine! I use clam juice for my clam chowder it's sold in small glass bottles on the bottom shelf usually. Sometimes it's in the middle. We also have a dirty martini that is made with a Lobster Claw and clam juice.

    • @LoveCats9220
      @LoveCats9220 2 місяці тому

      Seeing as Motts Clamato is made in the US, have to admit that I’m surprised it isn’t more readily available

  • @jimb2416
    @jimb2416 4 роки тому +2

    Sooooooo funny! We Canadians love to laugh at ourselves.

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 роки тому +17

    This was hilarious. It’s so funny when someone from another country makes jokes about things we are so used to. Very rarely do I hear Canadian Tire jokes...but Jim..you got exactly what they are...well done!

  • @jeanguy41100
    @jeanguy41100 4 роки тому +2

    Sir you are an absolute delight to listen too,funny as heck

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 4 роки тому +3

    Hate to break it to you Jim, but I remember Goodyear tire stores here in the states that used to sell appliances. One side of the "showroom" had tires, and the other side refrigerators, stoves, and washing machines. I only ever seem to remember Goodyear stores doing that. And I wouldn't be surprised if there are still places, especially in the South...in small towns, where tires and appliances, especially window A/C units, are sold side by side.

    • @bigdaddycountry7
      @bigdaddycountry7 4 роки тому

      Back home the power company sold appliances where you went to pay the bill

    • @howardkerr8174
      @howardkerr8174 4 роки тому

      @@bigdaddycountry7
      I have lived in the Northeast and in a few towns in the South. The area I live in now is served by a Co-op, but I don't remember any power company selling appliances.
      Western Auto stores used to sell tires and appliances, too, along with things like bicycles....at least that's how I remember them as a kid.

    • @bigdaddycountry7
      @bigdaddycountry7 4 роки тому

      @@howardkerr8174 Alabama Power does, or at least they did. I moved 3 yrs ago. Mostly big appliances

  • @roseswensen
    @roseswensen 3 місяці тому

    Jim Gaffigan is genius and joy!

  • @marc-andrechevrette3420
    @marc-andrechevrette3420 4 роки тому +7

    Poutine was created in Centre-du-Québec region simulteanously in two cities: Drummondville and Warwick. There's a debate as to where it was first created. The region has a lot dairy farms and a producer of cheddar cheese curds at the time. I knew the Drummondville guy who claimed invented it: Mr.Jean-Paul Roy owner of the Roy Jucep restaurant. He used to play gold with my granddad. He told me people would eat cheese curds right next to a "frite sauce" ( french frie with gravy sauce), some clients would mix the two together. They started asking the restaurant to premix everything and sell it. If I remember it well, they called the cook "Ti-Pout" and that's where the name came from.

    • @Computernet-xz8fu
      @Computernet-xz8fu 4 роки тому

      Non c’est moi qui l’a inventé

    • @msamour
      @msamour 4 роки тому

      Sadly, to this day there is a raging war between those two cities where dozens of people die every year fighting over who invented poutine first. They hold a memorial after Thanksgiving...

  • @CarlosPerdomo
    @CarlosPerdomo 3 роки тому

    I’m in stitches here... 🤣😂

  • @uptonsavoie
    @uptonsavoie 4 роки тому +351

    "In America, we don't have Dunkin Donuts on every block." Clearly, you have not been to Rhode Island.

    • @timothycormier3494
      @timothycormier3494 4 роки тому +17

      Hahahaha right! That’s what I was thinking. I’m from Bellingham Massachusetts and from Woonsocket to Bellingham just on social street alone there’s about four Dunkin stores

    • @richardvinsen2385
      @richardvinsen2385 4 роки тому +4

      Or to Logan Airport.

    • @edwinrodeo
      @edwinrodeo 4 роки тому +4

      Or CT...

    • @MissRitaToTheRescue
      @MissRitaToTheRescue 4 роки тому +6

      Or Massachusetts! Clearly!

    • @colleens1878
      @colleens1878 4 роки тому +7

      maine too the Dunkins ran all the Tim Hortons back to Canada 🇨🇦