"Idiot Abroad" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Cinco)
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- Опубліковано 9 тра 2020
- People don't like Americans... Whenever I travel I'm the idiot abroad and that's not fair because I'm not trying to be liked...send this to your friend who hates Americans
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"Björn Borg Björn Borg!?" I was in stitches.
Bear fortress, bear fortress.
here here !
@Nelson Robert Willis
There were 2 Björn and 1 Anne-frid and 1 Agneta..
That was hysterical.
My favorite comedian. He's the best. So funny and without relying on dirty jokes and profanity. So refreshing and original.
Rubbish!!!
I LOVE JIM...HE IS SOOOOOOOOO SILLY...👍👍👍👊👊👊👏👏👏👏🤗🤗🤗😜😜😜😝😝😝😂😂😂😅😅😅😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗
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*”CaN i BrInG SouP oN tHe PLaaaNEE?”*
Gets me every time 😂
I’m Dutch and I love Jim.
Do we have to split your comment ? 😉
"I speak English--the language Jesus spoke" 🤣I did a spit take with my morning coffee! My dog loved it!🤣
Jim touches many emotions… he’s a American comedian with a clean heart ❤️. Thanks again
We NEED you back on the road Jim! We need this.. I’m Dutch and I love Jim..
My favorite thing about his standup is he comes with his own heckler.
I love you doggie
Lol yes!
Yeah, it's funny when he critiques himself and grades poorly. Thumbs up #227
@Lucien Cameron thanks lol her name is Lola. She's my 7 year old red nose Pitbul
Love that other voice! Funny!
As a swiss-american, living in Amsterdam, this bit went straight to my heart. Thank for the daily posting during the pandemic!! ❤️
canadians dont like americans
Jim Gaffigan is like rice cakes.... You start out thinking, what the hell am I eating? But, before you know it, the bag is empty and you've gone through two shows!!
Nope
One of my favorite comedians. Hes capable of cracking you up without being too crude. Classy dude.
“It’s not that we’re dumb we’re just not that interested.” 😂
For real 😂😂😂
"Do you speak English?"
"*click* *click*"
I lost it
When he made the robot sounds to avoid being caught as an American.... that one got me good.
LOL! I chuckled for 5 minutes after that one too, and I'm canadian. Still am very happy that the U.S. is my neighbor. Peace.
I do the same thing. I speak enough Russian that I can alienate anyone.
That wasn't robot, it was a spoof on the South African languages that have hard to pronounce clicks in them, such as the San. Those are like trying to say a "k" sound, but in the back of your throat, while breathing in.
@@injunsun Your post is WAY over most folks head. Just what I was thinking. IMO made even funnier, as Jim is so pale skinned.
I’m dutch and i’m full of emotions😉,especially when i watch your shows!!!🙋🏼♀️😂🤪🤭😁😏🙃
When I’m down I’ll watch Gaffigan. Even if I’ve seen a particular performance a thousand times, it’s always hilarious and brings me out of the doldrums. He’s a genius. 😄
"Too soon, it was only 2 thousand years ago." Hahaha
I don’t know how you come up with so much quality material. I love your work, Jim!
Thank you very much!
@@jimgaffigan ALL of your material is good, one of the few comedians that's always funny!
It's stolen from the Dutch, that's why he has such an anti-Dutch act
@@Ruylopez778 : 😄😄😄
@@Ruylopez778 huh ?
We NEED you back on the road Jim! We need this.
Take a shot every time he heckles himself!!! 🥂
The funniest part was where he said "The Canadians like us". I almost choked on my maple syrup cus I was laughing so hard.
You may not love us personally but what is your alternative? You are a free country but don't imagine your 3 patrol boats and 5 ice breaker ships are any deterrent at all. What is a deterrent is history. France helped free us. Not everyone remembers that but some do.
@Memes how about when foreigners watch American comedy shows, movies, stand up... (all laced with sarcasm, irony...) and then go to the comments to say it'd be nice if Americans understand irony.
@Des Prenty my key point was one sentence long and I led with it. I read most of what you had to say but I may have nodded off after page 2.
@@98triffid lol trust me, Canada is fine without you guys. Because other countries don’t wanna bomb us.
Doctor Smith Youre absolute cringe.
I want an entire set done with his disgruntled audience member voice
sometimes its close lol
Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico Inspired! 🤣🤣😂👍
cell phone ring dial ! thumbs up #231 EDIT with the movie line from silence of the lambs, "it's puts the lotions in the *effen* basket!" tagged for momz.
I don’t know if I could handle it😂
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mothers Day morning with a coffee and Jim...best way to start the day... in Canada! Take care 🇨🇦 ❤️
Totally agree. Happy Mothers day.
Stay safe and well neighbour 🇨🇦
Happy Mothers Day! Cheers from Vancouver Island. Take care!
Same! In Canada too :)
@Tyrone Notwatson I can assure you her life doesn't suck as much as yours...
Omg. I was in a bad mood. Thank you Jim 😄 🤣 😂
I find you hysterically funny every single time I listen to you. You’re so perceptive into the heart of people everywhere
I laughed so hard and now I’m hungry for garlic bread.
I appreciate how you can do jokes about anything/ anyone with tact .
This man is a life saver
It's not that we're dumb... Just not that interested!! 😂😂😂
Alex Connor And then you go abroad. And leave everyone with the distinct impression you are “under educated.”
@@canadianperspective3731 I've been "abroad" and learned Canadians are pompous and it's easy to be that way with America protecting you. I was also quoting Jim Gaffigan. I thought it was pretty funny and still do
@John Bigbooty Uh, no. Canadians are way more literate than the average American, look it up. FWIW I'm an American. 🙄
Yeah, I think overall we're pretty dumb lol. Nothing like the current admin. to showcase this.
@@brianborell4469 No they are not. There is nothing to look up. Go there, talk to the people of Canada, and you will see that they are no more literate than Americans...unless those Americans just arrived from Mexico.
I love Jim's stand-up. He was a hoot on That 70's Show.
This guy is hilarious makes my soul feel good
Jim hits it out of the park on every special he does. And he reads comments too!!!
funniest guy ever !!
"Hot pockets " is forever etched in my mind !
And "Pale Force".
Caliente pockets
Bacon-filled Hot Pockets.
I've never been able to NOT say it like that after hearing him say "hot pocket " . It just comes naturally to say it like that now🤣🤣🤣
Oh yes !
Best comedian in the universe.
You could consult other planets to make that statement.
Have to see you live when all this is over. I love your style and jokes. Thanks for the vid.
I like how he can make humor out of almost anything his range is incredible and he's clean I mean he just kind of makes the other comedians look well let's just say he's really talented I'll leave it at that
I just want to give a shout out to France! I don't speak French, except a few food words and phrases I remembered from high school French class too long ago to mention. But everywhere we went, this was in 2016, my friend and I were met with support and kindness. I expected rude waiters (the stereotype) and instead it felt like we were treated like long-lost friends. This happened in Paris and in the countryside and we are two middle-aged women, so this wasn't about that. We even had people helping us with our ridiculous oversized suitcases up the subway stairs! Will never pack that much again, not will I ever take the subway from the airport to Paris again. But that's what happens when you are new to international travel or much travel at all for that matter. At one point, one suitcase got stuck in the ticket counters that was dedicated just for this. A woman flew up on the counter and pushed the suitcase free with us pulling as well. Then she jumped down and kept going without any sticking around to be thanked. She felt like a superhero to me. Oh my friend was sick and getting worse on this day, so we needed all the help we could get. And finally, we also had German tourists help us in a village where no one spoke English. Cliff notes: Learn some French, pack light, and dress nicely.
You make my day...thank you for always making me laugh
I need some laughter right now. Jim always provides the chuckles. And no profanity 👍
For an American to talk like that. Brilliant !
Loved it Jim & Jeannie! And Happy Mother's Day to Jeannie - we can tell you're an awesome mom!
Thank you so much!
OMG! Had me laughing out loud! I don't fly much, so when a friend took me to the Orlando airport, to fly back home (drove to FL the week before), I was a little nervous waiting in the line to go thru the security check, and did ask the person behind me a question. After getting thru security, I felt "o.k., now just find my gate, no problem", but when I went down the corridor that takes you to the train, with the rest of the crowd, I got nervous, thinking, "Shoot, he didn't tell me I'd be taking a train, I hope this is right". (My hometown airport is not nearly as big as Orlando's). Got on the train, looked out the window, and said out loud "OMG, is this train headed for the parking lot?"
The guy next to me explained that we were headed to the terminal, and as it turned out, we were headed in the same direction. He kind of took me under his wing. I felt sooo embarrassed, not to mention stupid! I felt not only like I came from some other planet, but also like a child from another planet! If Jim Gaffigan was there, he would have had me dying of laughter!
Ohio Hiker to be fair it’s a really big airport!! Also, no two are alike. I felt incredibly lost in Atlanta and LAX because the airports are as big as some cities I’ve been to!
@@priscilaassis5704 Or SeaTac (Seattle Tacoma)!
As a Canadian, I just want to let you know that there's a very important difference between "liking Americans and "tolerating" them.
We're a polite people.
Except for French Canadians right
@@bnbcraft6666 ah, you found the exception to the rule haha
@@CDuff86 Jim Gaffigan made a joke about that in his latest special, when french canadians say "I'm sorry" it's followed by "that you're so stupid"
@b carb close enough for me. Howdy neighbour. I'll hop in the canoe and bring you some Timmies
Americans are the loud ones
Laughter is the best medicine!
Go, Dr. Jim!
Thank you for the healing!!
He would be hysterical to live with! Love his humor.
Jesus spoke american. Wonderful!!
He was also the only white guy in the Middle East.
Can confirm!
Petter Libell He said I speak English the Language Jesus spoke! not speak American!
@@williampeters5446 I know. I just thought it was funny Americans think Jesus was a white italian-looking man in a bible-movie.
Song from the Mutton Birds (NZ) : Queen s English
"The Queen's English was
Good enough for Jesus Christ
And it's good enough for me"
‘ do I have heroin on me? I may have accidentally packed some’ hilarious 😂
Happy Mother's Day, Ms Jeannie 💐
Happy Birthday, Katie 🌹🎂🍦🎁🎉
Happy Sunday, Gaffigans ❤
His other people voices are hilarious!!
You, sir, are the ultimate Inappropriate Traveler! Thanks for being so hilarious. Cheers!
That was the best impersonation of jesus I've ever seen
Spot on
I so enjoy listening to Jim. He is so naturally funny. He's Swedish decent like me, and I'm "beyond pale" too!
He’s *of Swedish decent.
Just as funny as the first time...now where's my wooden shoe..
Gaffigan is fun. He's not trying to delve into politics or world view. Man you get a break from all that and just have fun...
Hahah. Maybe you just wasn't listening. He did. You just don't think you've heard it is all. If you don't know what brings us down as humans, how can you recognize it in speech you hear. smh
Until now
Lately, he's turned off half of his audience.
I don't think half of his audience was made up of fascists, he'll be fine.
@@hoosierpitcrew9011 ... you weren't* listening ...
Brilliant. Clean. Sharp. He’s like what the Sun would be if it went human. Keep it coming!
Jim, this is the funniest set of yours I've ever seen.
I'll expect more now...
Waking up to Jim on Mother's day while my children hang off me like little monkeys...Perfect!😉😁
Happy Mother's Day to all my other mommas out there!
The Jesus Joke about him speaking English is funny to me. As a serviceman deployed to the middle East four times,and have a love of World History it is funny to me to see Jesus always depicted as a white European.Jesus was a middle Eastern man who traced his ancestry from Abraham a man of Ur a city of ancient Summer which is in modern day Iraq.
Well, your premise is questionable. A descendent of both Adam and King David He was. "adam" translated as ruddy complexion, blushing in the face. King David described as having a ruddy complexion. Laban the uncle of Isaac, the son of Abraham, that word " laban" translated means white.
Thank you for noting that. How many “Christians” gaze lovingly at their fair skinned, blue eyed portrait of Christ, and never put it together. Christ actually looked just like the family down their street that they want deported.
@@thyslop1737 "Your premise is questionable" says a guy who believes in a book that denies everything from the East and MesoAmerica not existing, to endorsing creationism and giving a good ol' thumbs up to rape not being a thing.
Believe me, man, Jesus being white is the LEAST non-controversial thing about your religion.
Omar Ignacio Silvestrini I just looked at your picture references. Dear God! The white Christian population would never accept those concepts. I agree with you, however. He absolutely had to have had the middle eastern swarthy complexion and dark hair.
Wrong. Abraham Lincoln wasn't even alive back then.
I'm not ready for this kind of commitment lol
Jim's a Genius Comedian, top 5 Imo, if not the best...
Best comedian out there.
Australians read your history to make themselves feel better about their own.
@Ocean Blue remember when Australia lost a war to birds?
@Ocean Blue dude I’m American and chill out it was just a joke
@@Cthulus_left_tentacle Australia ; friendly
USA; friendly
Don't know why, didn't the colonizers steal that continent?
They sent the criminals to Australia. The retards to Canada. We can handle the weather. Walking around in shorts and it's 5 below.
Love the heckler voice! Funny!
I’m Dutch, and I don’t care about windmills either.
But do you have wooden shoes? :)
ᄅᄆᄆᄀᄀᄅ probably thinking why germans stole their bikes
@@user-mj7gm6gj9v Yes. Everybody. In fact, when we are born, we already wear wooden shoes. That, and tulips and cheese in our hands with a weed stick in our mouths of course.
Ya, to hell with windmills!
You can't win without windmills
I was accused of being a Canadian spy, because I’m nice.
Edit: Thanks Jimmy!
Edit 2: What happened to the like? I’m worried
@Houbengal Maybe they were from Ontario, those guys are just mad cuz Toronto is pretty much a 51st state at this point. Come to BC for a warm welcome it's all hippies out here 😂
Maybe your edit? Have seen it happen before. Doesn't change the "thumbs up" counter, but strips the original "like" from the channel creator. YT is quirky like that sometimes. 🤷♀️
Everything he says is offensive to someone but hes so charming that you just cant take offense.
Best comedian. One of my all time favorite
Makes my face hurt on how funny you are! Keep it up
You made my Mother’s Day! Thanks Jim 🌸
I love how he knows when he a noyes or offends people and just does not care at all. 😁👍👍
Great job Jim. Big fan from 🇨🇦. Yup. ✌️
I'm so looking forward to seeing Jim here in St. Louis in October, taking my mom, who loves him too :)
Happy Mother's Day Jim! You always make my day.
You're the best Jim, I can ALWAYS rely on you for a laugh any time of the day. I really appreciate your take on humor and you get it right all the time. Keep doing what your doing, expect not so many diarrhea jokes at live shows :)
I used to think that the Parable of the loaves and fishes was a miracle until I was in college and grocery shopping for myself and realized that Campbells can get ten thousand cans of noodle soup from one chicken.
“Boom! Pretzel bread. Boom! Garlic knots... Boom! Stuffed melon bun
Sadly, in the Bible, that is exactly the reaction that most of the crowd had. "I'll just have the food bread".
" Murder people."
MY STOMACH HUUUURRRTS TOO MUCH LAUGHTEERRR😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😂😄😂😄
Cinco was one of his best stand ups, think I've watched it 3 times
Yay!!! Saw this live and got a years worth of ab workouts just from laughing
Ty for making me laugh. The robot noises!! ❤️❤️❤️
This man is so funny. I so love him. 👍
“Let’s go buy an SUV (farm equipment)” said it all.
I love ur facial expressions! And ur Beyoncé formation moves hahaha
👽 Gaffigan intergalactic comedian .
Golden 🐉Dragon with the 7🌟star fist!
To the 399 people who disliked this
I hope you eat a "boiling, lava hot" hotpocket
Jim is my favorite comedian!
Already subscribed and I love it!
Haha! Always a well spent moment hearing Jim. On an aside, their sure are a lot of folks getting all "tribal" up in the comments here. The only labels that truly matter for all of us are: Alive or Dead. Everything else is a construct of division and self destruction .
“The language that Jesus spoke.” Unfortunately, there’s gotta be some people that believe that
Nicole Miller Whats funny is some people believe there’s an invisible man who lives up in the sky.
Well one would assume that Jesus could speak every language in the world if he wanted to. His apostates was given that gift after his death according to the bible.
@@MisterTwister88 boring. Yawn.
Dribrom Sunrock True; although not to start an Internet argument, hopefully, I was referring to modern English
They don't believe it they just don't realize the words they are reading were translated. Most Christians are very aware that Jesus was a Jew and not Caucasian. Much of the Bible talks about war and invaders and Jews having to deal with various stages of assimilation into other cultures out what to do when faced with letting another culture survive another day only to later be once again attacked by them. These layers of history are very interesting and have their own important lessons, however they aren't necessarily the point of the book or the belief system.
jims always got the best addidas on
How did you *DO* that Jim? How on earth did you just make _pumpernickel_ the funniest word I've ever heard? Didn't just chuckle, giggle, or laugh out loud -- I cackled like a Disney cartoon witch! Bravo Maestro 👏
DUDE! Love it when you mention Jesus, it's time...let Him out a bit more, you have good way of 'slipping Him in'
I live in USA now for over 25 years and I still struggle with the metric system 🤣🤣
Well we use the imperial system.. 😂😂
@@alexconnor7733 see what I am saying lol 🤣🤣
I mean imperial..
@MrTron it feels nice and warm it's 25 C but then right now in Wisconsin we have 25 F and it's snowing....completely opposite, thanks Goodness for conversion charts 🤣
@@marlenapiwonska9468 Brytyjczycy już używają systemu metrycznego częściej. Po prostu jest łatwiejszy.
'Dumb' American here, I still think 'we' /our government was really stupid not to go ahead & convert to metric, and maybe I'm crazy but I still hope we do some day! I know, I know, I won't hold my breath lol.
4:15
!...!...birb...birb...birb...birb...birb...birb... Biiiiirb...
That was too damn cute, hahahahahaha...it never grow old to me.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I sincerely love you Mr Gaffigan and your family ❤
I love this stand up. And there's actually a bit of theology in there referencing the nature of man, lol!
I need to listen to you every day jim.great great great ! Keep up the good work!😘😘
A: "Do you speak English ? "
B: [glottal click] [glottal click] [raspberry soundx 3 > decrescendo]
... ingenius. I might have to use that one day ! Well done. I wonder if that was real Jim actually did that, i bet he did LOL. thumbs up. EDIT i'm saving this one to folder for party viewing ! DOUBLE EDIT (rare) I keep watching, so then ... his wife was a cab driver ! bah dum psht. great humor writing; among if not the best. END
I remember when I was taught the metric system in school. It is exactly how he says, there was a sense of urgency at first and a couple of years later "nevermind"
😂”It’s just like the Notebook”🤣