The Stalker Online Experience
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- Опубліковано 9 гру 2019
- For anyone wondering, it's either called Stay out, Szone online or Stalker online. Pick any of these for the worst, pay to win mmorpg experience ever. It's kinda fun.
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Game:
💿 Stalker Online / Stay out (on steam)
Music used:
📀 TMNT IV : Turtles in Time - Sewer Surfin'
📀 Undertale - Dog song
Business contact: nikolai11lp@gmail.com - Ігри
When you're playing Stalker, there are no bugs. Only anomalies.
"Dude, S.T.A.L.K.E.R is so buggy and shitty."
"It's Zone, братан. It's just anomalies."
"And the crashes are anomalies too?"
"yup."
an hour ago I made a comment exactly like this. There are sometimes bugs so interesting, they are meta-anomolies
yeah..DEADLY ANOMALIES
"I don't even know russian lmao"
*MYTH BUSTED,* пацаны
Так он чех вроде, нет? У него реддит чешский.
Или может он словак...
Naebka :3
@@spectral_force5097 >половина приколов на дискорде про поляков
Jajajajaja si es un boludo, no sabe ruso jajajajaja
@@impostrous сказал про поляков блть, они пришли хуле, захватчики блеать
Amazing I can't believe GSC Game World released Stalker 2 so early.
GSC didn't make it, what actually happened was 4A Games kidnapped mentally deficient children, told them to copy stalker and held them in the basement for two weeks. Blindfolded.
... It's obviously was a joke. Blindfolded
@@AggressiveAegyo chinese anyone?
@@Pllayer064 I doubt 4A wants to do that considering their 4A engine is more unreliable and worse optimized than X-Ray x64.
Inb4 stalker 2 trailer is out
This is gaming in 2019
o/
:)
No, that's what advertising looks like in the 21st century.
Это игра 2011 года
...
This is game 2011
Games were a mistake
- What are you doing?
- I waiting Nikolai's video.
Me too kid
Take a squat
Вы даже русский не знаете
rewind 2019 but in stalker
0:19 *flashbacks of the dog packs from Misery*
Comments: How much editing do you put into your videos?
Nikolai: Yes
Хелло май сталкер френд
Лысый из сталкерс ждёт тебя....
@@user-wh6zu1nl4r Sam poshel.
Согласен братан
Кек
Умный русский. США сила Россия магила.
привет ти немог оценить мой канал ) я тоже делаю приколи по сталкеру и почти 100 подпищиков )
Played this game 5 years ago
Nothing changed, as i can see
same, still trash filled with griefers and shitbag devs stealing credt cards
The only good thing about STALKER online is squatting with your friends.
C O O M
Николай спасибо что живой, надеюсь на то что доживём до великого прихода 2ого сталкера с сидорычеми и багами.
Happy wolf x Nikolai - Crazy Noisy Bizarre Sralker: bratya sralkeri
Сидора не будет
второй сталкер будет консольной хуитой, помяни мои слова
@@wirmed2419 Ave Kiska, Deus жирный Wülf
@@Zeon081 Ну шо, братиш. Ждём 8 декабря, вроде выйти должен)
0:08 wrong continent my dude. no balck stalker here
i've seen black stalker in garage area, he's been demanding stalkers to give him water for like 3 months.
@ToasTer no such thing as black slavs
@@pesapesto3471 Да ладно!
А то я не знал.
Like rly....
@@TocTepFeed black slavs? Oh i know, you missed 1 "e" there HAHAHAHAH
@Amerima teach my black friend to say Russian slurs.
"It's not good"
Looks pretty flawless to me
Every one of your videos is so chaotic and I love it
Your editing style is really impressive, keep it up!
Fakt peckové videa! Dost mě potěšilo, že takový mistr editu je ze Slovenska! :p Jen tak dál a ať se daří! ;)
2017 - 5 минут
2018 - 3 минуты 30 секунд
2019 - 2 минуты 30 секунд
2020 - 30 секунд
Коля, делай подлиннее хоть на минуту
He does not know Russian (Он не знает русский язык)
@@6aibal me to
@@user-pl4gm5gx6k #metoo
y него как у Джотаро тайм стоп убавляется
Хорошо, я буду делать подлиннее))
Your videoas are amazingly edited so many memes and funny stuff , i want to okay this game now
Just came from work... right back into the Zone. Thank you Nikolai.
I just discovered this channel through the DOOM video, and when I saw the stalker videos I knew I had to stay. This shit funny, keep it up man.
Awesome TMNT Soundtrack i remember playing this game on SNES so much
YT puts one of these videos on my FP from time to time and I get giddy with excitement thinking it's a new upload.
Hope you're doing alright, wherever you ended up man.
Hands down the best video ever
this is so top tier, I love it
I come back to watch 0:29 constantly because there is so much emotion and noise it's the funniest sensory overload I've ever experienced
That swarm chasing that guy, and what you did in response 10/10
OMFG i apprecieate your humor where i live if the nuclear power planet ever melted down i may as well just get home asap and watch one last of your videos before the rads finished me
Love your videos
Dreams: fallout 3 have multiplayer
Real: fallout 76 ;-;
Look up FV:MP, its the next best thing
@@CWorm i have fallout new vegas and I know u can play it at multiplayer when u do something
But i find fallout 3 more funny ;-;
@@Leo-gc6ji And did you play Fallout 76? Because I did and it was quite good
@@venia9332 i dont
But i play fallout 3, NV and 4
And I look really much how fallout 76
It is good yes but only multiplayer and there is no NPCs u can talk (this is big bad parts)
At 3, NV and 4 when u talk someone maybe u take a quest so easy
But 76 isnt very good at this
And my pc and internet isnt very good for fallout 76 (I play fallout 4 at 720p and lowest graphics but I can play at 15-20 fps)
@@venia9332 Personally I only encountered a small portion of the glitches but, I still have lots of gripes.
level locked weapons are dumb
the player cap is so small that roleplay is useless
no one wants to interact cause PvP is dumb
the way PvP can be initiated can be bypassed by someone higher level than you that just one shots you while playing earrape asmr bullshit
I've had my basae completely steam rolled
It ends up like most other MMORPG's where the weapon and gear trade is the biggest point in the game
missions are boring and repetitive, combat is really easy (10,000 308. at level 23)
the cards are dumb and unneeded
lists aside the community is just a bunch of anti-socials being and remaining anti-social.
when you get a group of friend the only really entertaining thing to do is either launch nukes, do the queen fight, or explore the world inplace you really haven't been.
If role-play was the main focus I feel that the game would have not only a better community to get into, but also be enticing to play.
We need Anomaly in a nutshell!
Nikolai:*uploads a stalker video*
Everybody: It's good day to be alive
Nikolai: *finally decided to upload*
Me: was he in a space anomaly or something?
"man this movie is so unrealistic how did they not find him"
rl : 1:51
A child of Fallout 76 and Fear the Wolves.
Father*, because it released in 2011.
@@xahtep4245 скорее it released in 2011
Максим Збань спасибо, поправил неграмотного slav boy
@@xahtep4245 жаль, что моего знания английского не хватит на большее
*inbred child
Wish it was expanded to everywhere, this free vr update looks great for shadow of chernobyl
bro. these edits are what I live for
WOW! Nikolai is back !
Great content!
Monolith bless you nikolai for making these glorious shitposts
*Oh shit, this is the new video of Nikolai*
No one:
Nikolai: maybe stalker online?
1:22 egy magyar is szerepet kapott a videóban :D
Ben waiting for ages finaly new video
「STAND NAME」Online Experience
「STAND MASTER」 The Stalker
@Я не смотрю аниме иди своей дорогой дио
Does the stand allow bandits to shoot you even when they are not facing you? :v
ZA MARKED ONE
0:03
Однажды Эрнест Хемингуэй поспорил, что напишет самый короткий грустный рассказ. Он победил.
Great video again
Finally you made a video!
Oh my god. Nikolai is alive
My god he has finally uploaded!
Nikolai: i dont even know russian lmao
Me who thought that he was from ukraine or some other country in eastern europe: *confused screaming*
He is slovakian and they use latin letters while Russians use cyrillic so even if those two languages are somewhat similar (far from same) he and other Slovakians, Czechs, Polish, etc. (Others that use latin) cant understand it well because they cant read it well.
"How do you know he is Slovakian?" I hear you asking... well look at his oldest videos, some are in slovakian, or were, dont know if he still has them i know he had them up few months ago when I was checking.
@@azrael9016 Lmao it takes one day to learn cyryllic, it isn't some sacred knowledge.
@@dsadsa726 i didnt claim anything different, but the fact is that many latin slavic users dont know cyrillic because they dont need it and they dont want to waste time on it, i mean not like learning cyrillic will suddenly grant them 100% knowledge in other slavic languages
@@azrael9016 Well you claimed alphabet is the barrier, not the language itself
@@dsadsa726 i said that because they dont know cyrillic not because they cant learn it
1:13 This alone makes me love this video. Beautiful slav-slide
Thank you! great video!
Why does this man dosen't have many subs? He has great content.
Oh dude, this is the best I've seen in a week
Nice, I see where Ahsoka was gone all of the time. She was watching Nikolai!
After watching this video I know... I NEED TO PLAY THAT GAME
Nikolai is alive, omfg
te extrañaba!!!!! ;D
you can tell that dude in the ticket officer getup is on some power trip thinking he's some secret agent
The God Nikolai have come back
Сталкер, который мы не заслужили...
А если серьезно стоит играть? Хм
Кто То нет
@@user-qx5nh2hf8h, стоит :)
Holy shit dude I haven't not laughed out loud at any of your videos yet, rofl
Еееееееееее Николас. Вот он Стулкер Онлинэ который мы заслуживаем!
Another masterpiece, bless you oh great monolith
Wooow, blin, new video
OI BLYAT NIKOLAI POST FINALLY
The first dog just killed me lmao
that feel when you don't speak the language of fermented potatoe
Turtles in Time.
brings back memories.
хоули щит,неожидал что николай стулкер офлайн поснимает
We've waited for it.
*And we got it.*
_cheki-breeki..._
I caught that JFJ sound bite XD nice.
Nobody:
Stalker online game: IS TIME TO STUPID BAG an VODKA!
Gameplay - 10%
Memes - 90%
Edit skills - over 9000%
Love you!
Now we need gunslinger review. Or shitpost. Maybe we deserve it
Cool. Good content
>Hears JFJ soundclip
It's nice to know that Nikolai has good taste, not that I ever had any doubt.
Nice edits.
You earned my sub.
Now hear me out comrade Nikolai, Oingo Boingo STALKER......
Stalker bugs in a stalker game... PERFECT
1:15
Me and my bratan, when trying pick up a chick... cheeki breeki!
This is the kind of suffering that can be enjoyed
Don't forget that there is big ass spider boss in this game that requires to have at least rpg to defeat him
Alright, back to waiting for another video again.
Und darauf haben wir schon so lange gewartet?!?
see ya in 2020 bye thx for video
This is fiasko,homie!
Hey, it's Cheekthony Breekithano, the Zone's most busy stalker nerd.
Waiting a "batta-chase Stalker Edition"
OH SUKA BLYAT NEW VIDEO!
The full your content the bestest what i was looking for, yb bro you done beauty frome shit,say hi frome Ukraine,and just wanna respect you in this comment,I haven’t seen such formats for a long time, I looked at a few of your vidos and I really like it, I often saw this from the CIS in CS, but it’s cooler in the stalker)0), by the way, are u still playing to the stalker online?
P.s for even fan's its dude "makes massage for your eyes".He is extra.
We need more videos
Shël yanvar' 2020, vidosov pochemuto net.
My lovely difficult in Stalker Back
holy shit...snes tmnt lit sewer theme...a true connoisseur
Wait, u dunno russian but u playing stalker with russian localisation? Anyways, u alive and this thing makes me happy
Definitely a valid entry in the stalker series