The Real STALKER Experience
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- Опубліковано 1 лют 2018
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Twitter: / nikolaishitpost
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Music:
Public Service Announcement - S3RL
Yung Gravy - 1 Thot 2 Thot Red Thot Blue Thot
Thumbnail art:
Bloodsucker girl - Crisis
Business contact: nikolai11lp@gmail.com - Ігри
How to start faction wars:
1. Join freedom
2. Make some shitposts on duty
3. ???
4. Profit
I'm actually thinking to try shitposting Русский Сталкер нахуй.
Ю ФАКИН БИЧ, ВАЙ Ю БУЛЛИ МИ?!
How to test weapons:
Join Clear Sky
Kill everyone in Clear Sky at the swamp.
I wonder if that ever happend hmmmmmm
Nikolai is COC ur favourite mod currently?
"Duty and Freedom declared cease fire."
Okay guys, that's it: A blowout hit me hard and I'm hallucinating while dying in some ditch.
When I first played through Stalker when I was 17, I went with Freedom because they wore camo and Duty's outfits looked dumb to me. Now that I'm 25, I join Freedom for the drugs.
same
Lol exactly, let Rostostoks edge lords burn
Men of culture are always welcome. 👌
The first time i played stalker i was like 7, it was SoC and it was just really amazing, one of the first games i ever played.
I remember being really afraid of radar, snorks and zombies, but i have really good memories of those times, wondering in radar after helping freedom in army warehouses, while i stopped time to time to take some of my breakfast, while my dad was cooking eggs and my family taking breakfast aswell and they were watching some cartoons like hey arnold or courage the coward dog, pure gold... BTW, one of my favourites areas was army warehouses, i remember duty taking an ambush on some freedom guys, and my sister listening to danza kururo, and secondly the bar with the barman songs, really amazing.
0:54 no waifu - no laifu
Чики брики и в английский контент
Stop get subscribers on his videos
I bet your waifu's shit
Filthy weeaboos loitering in the zone.
Ponies! :D
“Regular STALKER content? In 2018?”
It’s more likely than you think.
*_>LOOKING FOR STALKER R34_*
SO THATS THE WAY IT GOES STALKAN, EH?
Well I'm going back in time.
stop playing russian game and play spacegame blyat dooty sux
Now I want to see stalker r34
well,that snorcc was pretty thicc
This game will never cease to amaze me.
Such is life in the zone.
А НУ ЧИКИ БРИКИ И
В ДАМКЕ
@@cha1zy437 is it bad that i know what you re saying
@@cha1zy437 nice Ukrainian
For once, youtube notified me about something worth it.
Dullfifqariano same dude
I constantly get recommended videos like these for some reason. This is the first video I clicked on and I am not regretting anything
This is your brain in the brain socher (Monolith)
*Desire to smoke radioactive weed intensifies*
@Diyei Luky remember,no renegades at field
@Compi nobody comes to the center,so you can and you probably won't get caught since the place is devoid of people
just be aware that bandits steal the weed and sell it to freedom.
I am just now getting into stalker yeah I'm a little late, freaking amazing game series. I found this video looking up the ideologies of duty and freedom because I wanted to see which one I would actually want to side with, but then Alex Jones came in and now I know Rostok must burn like this weed I grew on the roof of a combloc apartment building.
Well welcome to the zone, and it's alright if you're late, i got in late too but anyways
-Loners are non aligned
-Bandits just wanna be rich
-Ecologists and Clear Sky want to -research the zone
-Military keeps the Zone closed off
-Monolith wants the zone all for themselves and keep away the "heretics"
-Renegades are bandits
-Mercs, europeans or muricans that do stuff for factions and get rich
-Duty wants to destroy the zone
-Freedom wants the zone to be free
As a loner who hangs out in Rostok alot, i will send you back to the bloodsucker nest
@@GanjaMasterBlaster never too late, im just getting into it now and its like jumping into an endless radioactive pool of good shit
@@bigdaddydons6241 damn right
Hope stalker 2 will live up to the expectations, though i am a little skeptical because of the pre order and the NFTs
Same here man. Didn’t know about stalker until a friend told me about stalker 2 coming out
3 years has passed. And i have rewatched this like 19 times or more.
Best Stalker channel ever.
The dialogue at 1:35 is from a storyline mod I made for CoC, I was so pleasantly surprised to see it in your video :D
F r e e d o m h i p p i e
Man it´s really you! And to think it is now Anomaly´s story mode!
Oh damn! Here I am, coming back to this video and realizing I know those lines from Anomaly's "Living Legend" storyline! Congrats on making it big in the world, my guy.
Albino, welcome to the family
you freedom hippie.
Dude , you play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. , you also watch WinterStarcraft , holy shit , you're awesome
The family of shitposting
Yes
Hi buddy. Wanna smoke with me?
A dakimakura is always recommended for those lonely storms on the zone
I'm never lonely with AK104-Chan at my side~
7.62x39mm you're Clorox Bleach of STALKER videos
0:07 that little bandit Face xD
Контент будущего подъехал ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Пжадыжыжыцждмсьдцзцаь
ЕБАТЬ ТАКОГО СНОРКА НА 17 СЕКУНДЕ Я БЫ ДЕЙСТВИТЕЛЬНО ХОТЕЛ ПОВСТРЕЧАТЬ
Cyka blyat?
@@pickle519 fuck you >:)
@@pickle519 Что больше ничего не знаешь ? That you don't know anything else ?
Finding this channel was the thing that happened to me
it is indeed a thing.
probably the thingiest of things to ever occur
Well then
This montage style is my favorite by far. You and Albino do the best I've seen so far.
You might not like pineapple on pizza, but there is no Hawaiian like the Zone's Hawaiian. Always freshly baked.
A warm inviting glow too
ALOOOOOOOOOHA
This shit is amazing. Please never stop making these videos, they make my day every time I watch one
Видос шикарен, с начала видео орал очень долго, оно идеально. Респект тебе и удачи, ты один из лучших контент мейкеров по сталкеру (из розвлекательных Top-1).
This is why Freedom best faction...
banned inc? nani?!?!?!?!?!? how did you end up here? also queston have you ever played stalker call of pripyat if so would the fan art people make ..make the game better? give me some wizdom on this topic
@@tacocat0436 Hahaha, Duty? more like dooty, freedome? More like Fredumb, everybody knows that Ukraine military is best faction.
@@reddyforlenny9389 fuck it
I PRAY TO THE MONOLITH
ZA MONOLIT!
@@NekoPuunk Monolith more like MONOSHIT! HA got'emm
I fucking love the door stuck memes lmao
"OUTTA MY WAY, SON. Door stuck! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! WE'RE DEAD!"
The phantom; exterior like fish eggs.
0:54 Twily the best
Yes it is)))
*_pony is shit._*
Everything you make is pure gold.
dude ive watched all of these videos for like the 6th time their so great, and how they go with the songs makes them so hypnotizing
Also don't let haters and shitheads get ya down, you produce genuinely funny and enjoyable content for this series.
i want the thumbnail uncensored
Cheeki Reason
Cocaine
ToasterManThing _ Ill Never ask those questions
alright fam just wanted to help out
The anime freedom girl is on Gelbooru if you search stalker, love that meme honestly.
toaster how the fuck did you find that
Man the edits of this video made me enjoy stalker and share the joy with others!
Dude this is so chill I love it
Great vid, thanks for getting me into Yung Gravy.
Same here lmao
Same. September savior and joey trap aswell
Yung Gravy a shit.
Люси Сорью not our problem you have bad taste.
I have excellent taste, but above all I don't call women 'hos', 'bitches' or 'thots'.
And I don't do all that while pretending to be black.
Yoctosfera... one of the better mods for Clear Sky, period.
Pity project was abandoned. Like most good things...
I rly love the edits n cuts fitting the Rap Songs rythm's :D
i clearly remeber watching this video over an year ago and today i was on a watching spree on your videos and over 100k in 1 years you did a datn good job, Your bideos are gold
"Weed smoking hippie."
I love how all of your vídeos could be named: "why you should never mod stalker"
Love the vids man, keep up the great work
1:19 that duty member is a certified fire wizard
0:16 Excuse me, you mean to tell me that snork hentai exists?
I'll be right back.
And...... Uhhh..... Don't come back, heathen
@OS Arktis wat
С наступающим новым годом сталкеры
Тебя тоже
you could release an hour long slideshow of sidorovich and i would enjoy watching it, keep doing what you do man
Best 3 minute stalker videos ive seen.
Офегенный контент , респект прост!
This was honestly my whole experience with Stalker, 11/10, would shoot Dooty again
My Loner rookie Anomaly run, early on, turned out some Duty had Sidorovich's courier.
I do quite like the black and red proto-exo suit, helped me lug my everything on the way to 'better' pastures.
Noticed a lot of Fractures carry herb too.
another treasure for the internet. thanks nikolai
God this channel is the best. Dankeschoen kamraden Nikolai.
i got source for thumbnail
10000 roubles
Plz my friend i still need to buy vodka i mean water
The buyer is not interested in visual cancer
0:32 J U S T M O N I K A
О да...
Man props for music on every vid
Nice job, man. Awesome as always))
I'm going to play this game, just because of the edits here
0:54 that Twilight Sleeping bag
Just found this channel, like 1 day ago
Not disappointed
Keep the Stalker content coming, boy.
0:07 cheeki breeki
I v damki( ╹▽╹ )
DOOR STUCK!!!
These videos are pretty awesome.
It's 6 am and I'm watching stalker shitposts. This is the life.
God i love stalker
Why do people bully Duty :C
Nohorse because they can't appreciate the beauty of the zone
MyName AChef i also hate freedom........ LONG LIVE THE MONOLITH!!!!
Because Freedom is cool with Clear Sky. Clear Sky is at the zone border in the swamps. They smuggle pussy and drugs.(no lie)
Duty’s leader defected from the military by turning his radio off and lying to his men. They’re fighting for a dumb cause they don’t even know about. Not to mention they’re like the vegans of the zone. They’ll let YOU know they’ve joined *DUTY ON IT’S TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET*
IF U WILL JOIN DOOTY THERE WILL BE NO MORE CHEEKI BREEKI
Because duty is the WORST faction. Self righteous and fucking boring. You get all the work of being an independent faction in the zone with non of the fun.
I love this channel
Yes, plese do more of these videos!
When the Brainscorcher hits hard
Ey Bro:
[TRADE]
>Garbage Shake
>Red Forest Haze
>Jupiter Kush
>Pripyat Pine
>BRAINSCORCHER
Howdy Ho!
Пока мы смотрим контент 2018, он делает контент 3018
@Ŧĥę Ķřîęğęŕ он написал ГОД назад слепой😒😑
Ŧĥę Ķřîęğęŕ а ты кто?
nikolai deserves more subs
your videos are amazing :D
0:17 красивый арт, cute art
cute это милый не путай
@@AmaiReal._. - Я знаю
0:54 wtf is my waifu souseiseki from rozen maiden doing in your video
Best doll ✊
@@klifton1907 she is the best doll and it healed me from Pediophobia aka the fear of doll
@@XxInfinityxXTimer SouSeiSeki not only your Waifu)
Love this! :D I want more, more, MORE! :D keep it up!
This was so beautiful
When western thugs found STALKER 10 years later, they start to draw themed anime fanarts and r34 shit.
Time to declare another Cold War
Albino senpai finally noticed you ! :D
This guy is one of the best editers EVER
0:17
I ain't no freak.... but such is life in the zone
I wanted to get in on the duty freedom pissing contest, but the game kept crashing every time I took missions from freedom, so I had to join the emo facists until last day gets patched :(
your game is preventing you from making bad decisions that's all
@@baklan-in-the-neighbourhoo7665 you don t even know how happy i am that freedom stands toghether fuck da gouvernment let sbe free
0:37 what it's a music?
1Thot 2Thot Red Thot Blue Thot - Yung Gravy
God tier editing
I laugh always with artifacts in the video and with your video :)
0:54 . Джонни, этот фан-сервис уже добрался до Сталкера! Жги аниме напалмом, Джонни!
ViktorL2000 Покемонов смотреть мона, мульты хуйнаю мюдзуки не онеме.
откуда у него такая топавая музыка в начале где он бандита зажарил и пошло поехало ?
Huh?
А че так? Есть хорошие примеры аниме для совершенно летних.
Примеры: Hellsing Ultimate, One Punch Man, Corpse Party.
А ну, ЧИКИ БРИКИ И В ДАМКИ!
ай маслину поймал
God bless you Nikolai
I've never played this game but your edit skills are awesome and make a really funny video. Greetings from Argentina comrade!
>freedom is the faction that has lolis innazone
>tfw you will never oper8 tactically with one
Duck Futy
people go to jail for such shit in Russia. i have Cyrillic letters in my name, you can trust me.
I love your content
I'm a real big fan of your outro music.
Кволити контент
Чот я не то прикурил ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
0:14 Het buddy, i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
2:02. I fucking hate it when a bandit spawns right behind you when you enter an area and hunts you.
0:55 Twilight Sparkle from MLP :P
Triggered hippie
I have aquestion, im trying to search for this mod that includes this NPC he talks to called Rogue, but after seearching so much i am still not succesfull. It seems very intriguing to me that you can talk to streloks friend and this interests me in the mod so far. If anyone can help that would be very appreciated.
The day duty leaves the military for freedom is the day the zone with implode on itself.
Super videa kámo ;) fakt pecka :DD
Duty is best
Duty is worst
Wise words.
For people without brains - yes.
qwe rty I see you're just trying to fight in this thread, and I suggest you to stop
Perhaps we will do it
Duty better
Welcome to the club buddy
This is a certified hood classic!