Michael Carradus I watched this recently and told my GF I was certain that’s where the phrase came from, since where else would “summoning salt” come from? Glad I was right, I love finding where names or references come from.
What's completely unbelievable about this video is that an Englishman reading a soup can's ingredients screwing up with "summoning salt" changed the face of the world of competitive video game speedruns as we know it today. And that's SAYING something!
@@Dilopho Yes sir! All you need do is type that name down in youtube. Get yourself hot tea, and get ready for the unique and amazing world of video game speedruns.
jugglingembalmer no it wasn't. It was the same as every other Heinz product: "Beans, beans, good for your heart, the more you eat them, the more you fart." (Yes I am British).
I'm still anxious that one day he uploads an old food video and it's the last we ever hear from him. We love you, Ashens, please don't poison yourself too badly.
03:58 Here's an exciting fact for you! Heinz did have at least 57 varieties of tomatoes that they had properly bred as their own. Heinz uses all of their varieties in different increments to ensure a consistent product. In fact Heinz has had hundreds of varieties of tomatoes, you can buy the seeds of some of the current ones even.
Fucking hell, usually I'm not bothered by the look of the old food you review, but for some reason when you dug the jellified ketchup out of the bottle, it made me cringe super hard. Ewww.
+DJ Jesus.He Died for your spins Might still be pretty good. If you blast food with radioactive particles, you kill ALL microorganisms on it, which means you can keep your fruit, meat and vegetables good for weeks, months without preservation. IIRC they use that on astronaut food or something.
My moms friend just moved out of her old house (she lived in her boss's basement) and the cupboards were filled with stuff the house owner had bought before. But my moms friend or the owner didnt ever touch those things. As she moved, she found a can of soup dating back to 1920s cause the expiry date is 1924-06-25. I took the can to school and opened it in class and man the school stinked afterwards
4:14 Back when I used to go to cub scouts the woman that ran it once pulled out a bottle of Heinz ketchup from the mid 1970s, and said that if you put vinegar in it then it didn't go out of date. I stopped vomiting a week later.
Well if you have a good voice you might want to think how you can entertain others/make money of it. If you are good or gifted at something you might want to use it for greater things. Eating disgusting food might not sound like "greater things" but he is narrating them, and who would want to hear someone with a lousy voice narrate.
Which young children seem to miss, they think people watch just any game video or whatever and that it doesn't matter if they have any value entertainment wise. (A example since game videos is a big youtube category) You have to be entertaining in some way to get some kind of followers, which is either crazy good but the most common thing is a good voice and fun personality. And that is why you are here and like his voice. He makes videos because he know his voice is appealing.
I'm from the future, UA-cam uses smellovision in the future =) Also don't ask your mom what she used to do for a living... =/ ...anyway, have a nice day in the past =)
*Super Hans*: "I'm from the future, UA-cam uses smellovision in the future =) Also don't ask your mom what she used to do for a living... =/ ...anyway, have a nice day in the past =) " ... I am from the *FAR* past, an old geezer came to us from the *FAR* future, he hid his time machine in our barn, I stole it and went to *O Canal BP's* past (future to me), and discovered that his mom, the one you saw when you came from *your* future to *his* past was actually an android! His real mom was a good Christian woman! The android mom was on a mission to fool you! Sent by the evil lord *YouTubironack II*, whom I and the android mom discovered to be the twin brother of the old geezer who came to our farm in his time machine in the first place! The old geezer then revealed to us that he, along with evil lord *YouTubironack*, are actually two of your great great great *GRAND* children in the future!
well technically, the content of a preserved tin is still enjoyable decades after expiration; the taste would be slightly off for sure, but it would still be better than a whole chicken in a can.
+nathantj594 Only if you're stupid enough not to educate yourself on it! It only occurs in bulging or damaged / dented cans. The spaghetti hoops was neither of these. Had he cooked them to an appropriate heat they would have been perfectly fine. My goodness how do you think people survived wars with no dates on tins & sometimes no labels?! Those that survived & lived during WWII have outlived those born post WWII ! All this scaremongering. Ridiculous. I agree with the original poster.
This is so fucked up and stomach churning, brilliant though at the same time. It's so interesting to see what happens to food over such a long period of time. We hardly ever think of it because food and drink is the most disposable thing in life to us. That's what makes your videos a great watch.
I'd like to see how Ashens survives in a post-nuclear environment. he'd probably cope very well and be tucking into 30 year old food like a Happy Meal.
"I think that's the oldest food I will ever be sent, I have a feeling I just set my self up for something really horrific there" *Meanwhile in 2016* *Opens a 180 year old bottle of olives* (Yes it was 180 years not 130 as the video stated, the Sterling Castle sank in 1836 not 1886)
Vague childhood recollection: Heinz tomato ketchup in the glass bottle was always that difficult to get out. Breaking a wrist hitting the bottom of the bottle (or shaking it, spilling everywhere) was mandatory.
You know Heinz actually used that in their marketing. In the 1970's they had a series of ads with the tagline "The taste is worth the wait" and would feature people waiting for the ketchup to come out of the bottle as "Anticipation" by Carly Simon played in the background. the idea behind it was that it was implying that although the ketchup poured slowly, it would be worth it in the quality compared to other brands of ketchup, it was quite a clever idea.
10 years later, the white label spaghetti rings bought "fresh" from the grocery store sometimes look like that gel too. After cooking, it turns into the orange-color liquid you expect from canned spaghetti rings. Weirdly, letting it get to room temperature doesn't turn it back into the gel, so presumably it's either a temperature enabled chemical reaction or the moisture was slowly absorbed by the pasta and released under heat. I've also had a "sometimes gel" tomato-based sauce from Hormel brand chili. It's similarly not consistent.
I stuff my bag with Lemsip when I pop back to the UK cos you can't get them in Sweden. As for their longevity, those turn into a neutral, ineffective dust MONTHS after they go out of date.
Why would fallout lie to me? All those old cans of beans and gumdrops.. Actually judging from the jelly babies video, the gum drops in fallout could be used as bullets.
eyegrinder94 Actually, irradiating food does preserve it quite well. However, in FO they probably sterilized and packaged their emergency supplies better than the normal commercial-grade stuff.
Jonathan Hughes True. I know Fallout is just a game, and therefore not real, but in universe they had nuclear powered cars, robots, pretty good AI etc. So it wouldn't surprise me if they had super-preservatives in the food.
It's kind of terrifying how resilient those spaghettios are. Chef Boy-Ar-Dee was a mad scientist. And the contents of that Heinz bottle look like the contents of my nose in the winter.
i hate to say but if you keep reading the wiki page you copied this list from ( which is what i did to sound smart but actually just got a bit more interested than you i guess... ) it says that they already made more than 57 varieties of sauces four years pre-dating the 57 slogan and e.t.c they just picked it because of lucky numbers and like Ashens said its merely a tag line with some half story behind it to try and make more sense
oooh and just noticed the list you mentioned is actually the 1934 list of heinz products which has no relevance with the 57 slogan advertised almost forty years before the list i no im drilling into this a bit much but its a slight peeve of mine when people get facts wrong against someone who in fact was right yet is argued by sed person and believed to be wrong sorry but ...
I got recomended this and assumed it was recent watched the vid and didnt think anything of it then saw it was 5 YEARS OLD you really havent changed lol
You all over there in the UK are so lucky. The only Heinz product we get over here in the states is Heinz Ketchup....you can find Heinz Sweet Relish at some places....I wasn't even aware that Heinz made anything else but Ketchup until I finally saw the cover of The Who Sell Out album when I was a teen.
Heinz Yellow Mustard is available, but mustard is disgusting so I don't know why you'd want it. I'm assuming you could find more Heinz stuff in a Jungle Jim's too.
Kinda wild how the bottle of ketchup he probably had in his fridge at the time of this video, at this point could just about be old enough to do one of these videos on.
Life is so bad right now, I'm watching a ten-year-old Ashens food tasting video for the fifteenth time, AND LOVING IT.
😢 me too
im new here cool video@@drueckglueck9918
im new here cool video tho
@@mattfrancis4569 Ashens has been my mainstay for years and years. Nothing ever changes, and I like it that way.
Ashens never goes out of date.
"Summoning salt... sound like a video game"
Close enough.
im glad im not the only one that thought of summoning salt
Apparently summoning salt named himself from this video. Legit.
we are landing
I have gained the ultimate knowledge
Michael Carradus I watched this recently and told my GF I was certain that’s where the phrase came from, since where else would “summoning salt” come from? Glad I was right, I love finding where names or references come from.
"That's probably the oldest food I'll ever get sent"
*Is sent 130 year old olives*
WildKatGirl true
WildKatGirl they were actually 180 years old
cashmachine15 wait until someone sends him something like 5000 year old honey
Honey lasts for fucking centuries because why not
cashmachine15 wait until someone sends him something like 5000 year old honey
Honey lasts for fucking centuries because why not
SteamShovel Studios honey will never go bad, archaeologists ate some 3,000 year old honey and all said it tasted absolutely fine.
“I won’t eat any of this, because I’m not completely mental”
Six years later: eats 50 year old canned ox tongue ...
Whommel lol i was about to comment the same thing
@@fuckoff5893 lol no you wont.
Thank God he grew some balls
well i guess his psychological state changed in that six years… oh no
That ox tongue video was easily the most revolting of his expired food videos. Even worse than the olives, IMO. Deeply, deeply unpleasant.
That couch has seem more funky nastiness than The Casting Couch...
barrywhite21 Nicer than Ashen's Lego figures blind bags? Bah! I think not!
Flick casting couch rocks
Flick I swear if Ashens couch could talk it would be like "Iv'e see some things...and smelled some things... " - couch.
bakuya99 I think it would say, "AAAAAHHHHH!"
Flick I Looeled at this
Realize you watching a guy emptying old food on a plate. The pinnacle of entertainment.
Its been 2 hours now pls send help
And somehow, I'm getting increasingly hungry.
TheFuturisticBagel
I started watching the playlist. There is no stopping me now.
True
And yet it's still more interesting than what's on TV these days...
What's completely unbelievable about this video is that an Englishman reading a soup can's ingredients screwing up with "summoning salt" changed the face of the world of competitive video game speedruns as we know it today. And that's SAYING something!
really?
@@Dilopho Yes sir! All you need do is type that name down in youtube. Get yourself hot tea, and get ready for the unique and amazing world of video game speedruns.
That's actually insane. Been watching Summoning Salt for a while but never heard about how he came up with the name.
@@NeuvisWaterBottle indeed! See for yourself! The truth is all there in living color.
@@GodfatherXXIboring 🥱
my wife is horrified that you are doing everything on the couch.
Oh I'm sure he does EVERYTHING on that couch lmao
Hahaha
Best comment ever!
So am i lol😂😂
EVERYTHING
The Summoning Salt origin story. :D
Could have been Summoning Salt, could have been Antonio Stella Bottom Tile...
This video spawned the name of a legend.
This vid should me immortalized and saved for posterity.
In the States, the jingle was, "Uh Oh Spaghetti O's." So was yours, "Oops Spaghetti Hoops?"
jugglingembalmer lol
Please some British person needs to confirm!
Nati Whatever dunno I never remember I'm a brit/pole
jugglingembalmer no it wasn't. It was the same as every other Heinz product: "Beans, beans, good for your heart, the more you eat them, the more you fart." (Yes I am British).
same
Oscar Sparkes Oi, that was just a playground rhyme made by children.
I found a playlist of 29 of these old food reviews that I put together years ago. Am so happy to have found it 😊.
I'm still anxious that one day he uploads an old food video and it's the last we ever hear from him. We love you, Ashens, please don't poison yourself too badly.
03:58 Here's an exciting fact for you! Heinz did have at least 57 varieties of tomatoes that they had properly bred as their own. Heinz uses all of their varieties in different increments to ensure a consistent product.
In fact Heinz has had hundreds of varieties of tomatoes, you can buy the seeds of some of the current ones even.
That toothpaste looks like the pink slime you'd see in a documentary about processed meat...
The tubby custard from tellytubbies
It looks like the slime that entered the bath in Ghostbusters 2.
+Tom Goss TDG yeah it does!
mcdonalds.
So that's where McNuggets come from
On a scale of 1 to a 1984 Jordan's Crunchy Bar, how much is your life falling apart?
Poundland toys.
1984 by George Orwell
Jenga Set in an earthquake.
A 12 year olds minecraft house in greifer season.
politics
So ketchup becomes BBQ sauce in 30 years. Interesting.
i can't wait till some cheap airline tries this
Brown sauce isn't BBQ sauce...
Sweet baby rays bitch
+? vs ? you are by far the most stupid person on the lnternet
+George Mcqueen Ashens said brown sauce dipshit.
Summoning salt is a very important item to use when summoning Slepp so you can give him your bones.
Fucking hell, usually I'm not bothered by the look of the old food you review, but for some reason when you dug the jellified ketchup out of the bottle, it made me cringe super hard. Ewww.
WHO WANTS TO GNAW ON HUMAN BONES!
@@stormyparker9483 you're black
@@15-Peter-20 I'm white
@@stormyparker9483 im yellow
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Why am I up at 2 in the morning watching some dude eat old food on his couch?
***** Because Food is love, Food is life.
It is 2 am here too...
Why am I staying up to watch food eat old dudes?
In Soviet Russia...
Scratch that, off his couch.
1:19 - Lo, and a channel was born.
Not sure why but I love watching these videos while I eat.
Same Excal
"not so fucking new anymore boys"
LMFAO xD
+556FATHOMS Thank god I'm not the only one
+556FATHOMS he said "not so new now lads" ..
Error 404 I care.
Doc, he says not so fucking new anymore boys with the soup and not so new now lads with the toothpaste
Anyone else notice the only thing he put in his mouth was something not meant to be eaten?
Yeah, very disapointing.
Yeah, he should have tried the spaghetti rings w/meat... They looked just fine...
this isnt moms spaghetti... this is Grandma's spaghetti..
great grandmas Spaghetti...
My dead grandmas spaghettio
@@verygoopyguy Your grandmother's dead spaghettios.
More like your great grandma's spaghetti...
Hmmm... Then again, maybe not...
I want to like this comment but its at a perfect 400 so count this as a like
you should try 30 year old food from chernobyl. what could go wrong
He turns into a superhuman being and steals your pop tarts
+DJ Jesus.He Died for your spins Might still be pretty good. If you blast food with radioactive particles, you kill ALL microorganisms on it, which means you can keep your fruit, meat and vegetables good for weeks, months without preservation. IIRC they use that on astronaut food or something.
+DJ Jesus.He Died for your spins He turns into a legendary super mutant.
+MrHellGnome "Legendary UA-camr Has Mutated!"
WoobooRidesAgain what the fuck is wrong with your profile pic dude. That's fucking terrifying. When I saw that in my notification tray I jumpscared.
DO YOU HAVE A TABLE
+Ustasa Prava no that couch is his only piece of furniture he has
fuck someone send him a table
+Ustasa Prava SINCE YOUR THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON WHO CARES SO MUCH IF HE HAS A TABLE SEND HIM ONE BITCH!
U not mate, m8
+Tin Rusic that brown sofa, he needs to use his UA-cam money for a table
Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork and Tomato Sauce
Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork no Tomato Sauce
Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Tomato Sauce no Pork
Heinz Oven-Baked Red Kidney Beans
Heinz Cream of Asparagus Soup
Heinz Cream of Celery Soup
Heinz Cream of Green Pea Soup
Heinz Cream of Mushroom
Heinz Cream of Oyster
Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup
Heinz Bean Soup
Heinz Beef Broth
Heinz Clam Chowder
Heinz Gumbo Creole
Heinz Mock Turtle Soup
Heinz Scotch Broth
Heinz Noodle Soup
Heinz Pepper Pot Soup
Heinz Vegetable Soup
Heinz Consommé
Heinz Onion Soup
Heinz Mince Meat
Heinz Puddings-Date, Fig, and Plum
Heinz Peanut Butter
Heinz Cooked Spaghetti
Heinz Cooked Macaroni
Heinz Pure Jellies
Heinz Apple Butter
Heinz Gherkins-Sweet or Sour
Heinz Mixed Pickles-Sweet or Sour
Heinz Chow Chow Pickle
Heinz Sweet Mustard Pickle
Heinz Dill Pickles
Heinz Fresh Cucumber Pickle
Heinz Strained Foods
Heinz India Relish
Heinz Sandwich Spread
Heinz Pickled Onions-Sweet and Sour
Heinz Spanish Queen Olives
Heinz Stuffed Spanish Olives
Heinz Ripe Olives
Heinz Pure Spanish Olive Oil
Heinz Tomato Ketchup
Heinz Chili Sauce
Heinz Beefsteak Sauce*
Heinz Pepper Sauce-Red or Green
Heinz Worcestershire Sauce
Heinz Prepared Mustard-Brown or Yellow
Heinz Evaporated Horseradish
Heinz Mayonnaise
Heinz Pure Malt Vinegar
Heinz Pure Cider Vinegar
Heinz Distilled White Vinegar
Heinz Tarragon Vinegar
Heinz Rice Flakes
Heinz Breakfast Wheat
Heinz Tomato Juice
Heinz Heinz
Heinz Heinz - Extra Heinz
Lily G Heinz - Spicy Heinz
Heinz Extra Heinz - More Heinz
KingCat LXIX Heinz Heinz Extra Heinz - EXTRA More Heinz
Extra Heinz More Heinz Heinz Added Heinz - No Added Heinz Lily G
The “30 year old” food parcel would be 40 years old now, damn
My moms friend just moved out of her old house (she lived in her boss's basement) and the cupboards were filled with stuff the house owner had bought before. But my moms friend or the owner didnt ever touch those things. As she moved, she found a can of soup dating back to 1920s cause the expiry date is 1924-06-25. I took the can to school and opened it in class and man the school stinked afterwards
You could have sold it on Ebay for a few hundred dollars, people like to buy old stuff.
Techy Gamer Late, late reply... but what did the soup look like?
Umm, they didn't have expiry dates on anything in the 1920s. They didn't start until the 1970s. Might be a batch number but doubtful.
4:14 Back when I used to go to cub scouts the woman that ran it once pulled out a bottle of Heinz ketchup from the mid 1970s, and said that if you put vinegar in it then it didn't go out of date. I stopped vomiting a week later.
Yeah, she's obviously never seen apple cider vinegar
@Dingus E. Dow ikr? lol
Oh, that explains why every time I buy new Heinz it smells of vinegar... Still selling the 70s production batch uh
Sat down to eat Spaghetti hoops, this came on next in a random play list.... Spaghetti hoops got pushed to the side.
nice name
And then you find out that Spaghetti Hoops is a cat......
summoning salt.... visions of dark souls
lol
Summoning salt, I imagine just salt you can summon with summoning spell. 😆
All 57 Heinz varieties:
Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork and Tomato Sauce
Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork no Tomato Sauce
Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Tomato Sauce no Pork
Heinz Oven-Baked Red Kidney Beans
Heinz Cream of Asparagus Soup
Heinz Cream of Celery Soup
Heinz Cream of Green Pea Soup
Heinz Cream of Mushroom
Heinz Cream of Oyster
Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup
Heinz Bean Soup
Heinz Beef Broth
Heinz Clam Chowder
Heinz Gumbo Creole
Heinz Mock Turtle Soup
Heinz Scotch Broth
Heinz Noodle Soup
Heinz Pepper Pot Soup
Heinz Vegetable Soup
Heinz Consommé
Heinz Onion Soup
Heinz Mince Meat
Heinz Puddings-Date, Fig, and Plum
Heinz Peanut Butter
Heinz Cooked Spaghetti
Heinz Cooked Macaroni
Heinz Pure Jellies
Heinz Apple Butter
Heinz Gherkins-Sweet or Sour
Heinz Mixed Pickles-Sweet or Sour
Heinz Chow Chow Pickle
Heinz Sweet Mustard Pickle
Heinz Dill Pickles
Heinz Fresh Cucumber Pickle
Heinz Strained Foods
Heinz India Relish
Heinz Sandwich Spread
Heinz Pickled Onions-Sweet and Sour
Heinz Spanish Queen Olives
Heinz Stuffed Spanish Olives
Heinz Ripe Olives
Heinz Pure Spanish Olive Oil
Heinz Tomato Ketchup
Heinz Chili Sauce
Heinz Beefsteak Sauce
Heinz Pepper Sauce-Red or Green
Heinz Worcestershire Sauce
Heinz Prepared Mustard-Brown or Yellow
Heinz Evaporated Horseradish
Heinz Mayonnaise
Heinz Pure Malt Vinegar
Heinz Pure Cider Vinegar
Heinz Distilled White Vinegar
Heinz Tarragon Vinegar
Heinz Rice Flakes
Heinz Breakfast Wheat
Heinz Tomato Juice
+Adam Spence There not varieties, there products.
U have no life!😂
+Leo Werner saying he has no life yet you put all that really nigga
Wot
Heinz cum flavoured salad cream.
i love his voice
I assume thats why he tries to create entertainment using it.
Daju so what your basically saying is, that he makes entertainment with his voice, because I love it? :)
Well if you have a good voice you might want to think how you can entertain others/make money of it. If you are good or gifted at something you might want to use it for greater things. Eating disgusting food might not sound like "greater things" but he is narrating them, and who would want to hear someone with a lousy voice narrate.
Which young children seem to miss, they think people watch just any game video or whatever and that it doesn't matter if they have any value entertainment wise. (A example since game videos is a big youtube category) You have to be entertaining in some way to get some kind of followers, which is either crazy good but the most common thing is a good voice and fun personality.
And that is why you are here and like his voice. He makes videos because he know his voice is appealing.
He reminds me quite a bit of Yahtzee of zero punctuation.
I like watching these not only to see the putrid food but the cool vintage packaging :D
"Lemming of the BDA" - Monty Python is never an obscure reference, mate.
Thank god UA-cam dosen't use smellvision ...
***** haha thats funny :D im not being sarcastic i actually laughed
I'm from the future, UA-cam uses smellovision in the future =)
Also don't ask your mom what she used to do for a living... =/ ...anyway, have a nice day in the past =)
Super Hans You been at the crack again Super Hans?
*Super Hans*: "I'm from the future, UA-cam uses smellovision in the future =)
Also don't ask your mom what she used to do for a living... =/ ...anyway, have a nice day in the past =) "
...
I am from the *FAR* past, an old geezer came to us from the *FAR* future, he hid his time machine in our barn, I stole it and went to *O Canal BP's* past (future to me), and discovered that his mom, the one you saw when you came from *your* future to *his* past was actually an android! His real mom was a good Christian woman! The android mom was on a mission to fool you! Sent by the evil lord *YouTubironack II*, whom I and the android mom discovered to be the twin brother of the old geezer who came to our farm in his time machine in the first place! The old geezer then revealed to us that he, along with evil lord *YouTubironack*, are actually two of your great great great *GRAND* children in the future!
*****
LMAO!!
well technically, the content of a preserved tin is still enjoyable decades after expiration; the taste would be slightly off for sure, but it would still be better than a whole chicken in a can.
+Ethan Cole Botulism is a thing, sis. Fuck that mess!
+nathantj594 Only if you're stupid enough not to educate yourself on it! It only occurs in bulging or damaged / dented cans. The spaghetti hoops was neither of these. Had he cooked them to an appropriate heat they would have been perfectly fine. My goodness how do you think people survived wars with no dates on tins & sometimes no labels?! Those that survived & lived during WWII have outlived those born post WWII !
All this scaremongering. Ridiculous.
I agree with the original poster.
Laura Williams sallisbury steak's still delicious after 200 years after all
+Ethan Cole and Sugar Bombs still taste sugary
Laura Williams finally someone who gets it. What a bunch of pussies
This is so fucked up and stomach churning, brilliant though at the same time. It's so interesting to see what happens to food over such a long period of time. We hardly ever think of it because food and drink is the most disposable thing in life to us. That's what makes your videos a great watch.
1:12 Home - We're Finally Landing starts playing.
I'd like to see how Ashens survives in a post-nuclear environment. he'd probably cope very well and be tucking into 30 year old food like a Happy Meal.
"I'm not going to eat any of these."
-Consumes the only thing that isn't a food item-
It would be 40 years old now. Time flies.
"I think that's the oldest food I will ever be sent, I have a feeling I just set my self up for something really horrific there"
*Meanwhile in 2016*
*Opens a 180 year old bottle of olives*
(Yes it was 180 years not 130 as the video stated, the Sterling Castle sank in 1836 not 1886)
wow only 45 minutes ago
It's 2019 now
@@drippydiamond2.020 it's nearly 2020 bro. Nice spinning on this rock with ya
@Wilford Wyatt it is now 2021. The world isn’t much better but nature is doing great!
@@pivinne5536 No, its definitely 2022 👀
Vague childhood recollection: Heinz tomato ketchup in the glass bottle was always that difficult to get out. Breaking a wrist hitting the bottom of the bottle (or shaking it, spilling everywhere) was mandatory.
You know Heinz actually used that in their marketing. In the 1970's they had a series of ads with the tagline "The taste is worth the wait" and would feature people waiting for the ketchup to come out of the bottle as "Anticipation" by Carly Simon played in the background. the idea behind it was that it was implying that although the ketchup poured slowly, it would be worth it in the quality compared to other brands of ketchup, it was quite a clever idea.
"Summoning... Seasoning salt. Summoning Salt? Sounds like something from a video game."
We're Finally Landing - HOME starts playing
Spaghetti hoops are the absolute best. Especially cold, out of the tin, at 4am. 👍
Get some help
the graphic design on these packagings is so nice lol
I hope Ashens made lotsa Spaghetti!
Spaghetti meatballs!
That's mama luigi to you!
"Where there's smoke, there's Chef Excellence"
Good old YTP
he opens his mouth but spaghetti wont come out
Don't you hate it when you accidentally summon salt?
Toasters are Magic
I love it mate what are you on about
Happens every time I boot up Dead Cells.
and then it starts making speedrun history videos
who farted?
Let's all give a big thanks to the PIRA for these great free treats
When he started reading the lemsip box he sounded like a commercial, he has the voice and everything
Probably the oldest thing you'll review? BWUAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, the days Ashens was so naive.
150 year old olives anyone?
130 Years but I don't think it could have gotten even more worse than it did so 2 extra decades doesn't matter xD
Carbadonia More like 12 decades :p
+Spike Prime that would make it 250 years old
+SteamShovel Studios how 1 decade = 10 years therefore 10*12= 120
The olives were actually 180 years, the ship sunk a loooong time ago?
little did he know, almost 2 years later he would be sent 130 year old olives
Rained 180 year old actually, he changed it
2 years later he gets sent 130 year old olives lol.
My god, I finally found it. The first youtube channel I am genuinely happy to see success for.
This still managed to make me hungry...
I always watch these when I'm eating for some reason. I don't know why.
same xd
+MellowMythix maybe because you APPRECIATE the food your eating more? and maybe it TASTE better, as well.
wolfy boy
Perhaps. :)
+MellowMythix btw. that wasn't an ANGRY comment. just saying. :)
wolfy boy
I know. :D I like to CAPITALIZE emphasized words too :)
I'm actually hungry now.
I think I have mental issues.
+ThatZommy You arent.. im hungry as well...
+bakuya99 You both fuckin' mental.
KillThad We aren't we just want to eat stuff.. XD
bakuya99 lol :)
KillThad I have eaten old military rations and stuff like that those things do have long shelve life.
10 years later, the white label spaghetti rings bought "fresh" from the grocery store sometimes look like that gel too. After cooking, it turns into the orange-color liquid you expect from canned spaghetti rings. Weirdly, letting it get to room temperature doesn't turn it back into the gel, so presumably it's either a temperature enabled chemical reaction or the moisture was slowly absorbed by the pasta and released under heat.
I've also had a "sometimes gel" tomato-based sauce from Hormel brand chili. It's similarly not consistent.
Lol who is here after summoning salts tweet?
Got a link to it?
Summoning Salt fans at 1:17 all doing the Leonardo Dicaprio point.
It looked like you were piping out tubby custard from that cherish toothpaste
LMAO!!
lol I thought that too
1:17
And on that day, a legend was born out of Stuart's mispronunciation.
LMAO when the 'block' sauce came out! 2:48
ikr I fucking died XD
it looked like BBQ sauce
Strange thing is, I'm in Northern Ireland watching this video while eating spaghetti hoops
yet your name is SOVIET pikachu hmm seems legit
Nathan Townsend
They said they were IN Northern Ireland. They could have Russian background. Hmm, seems legit.
w4rr10r11 indeed
SovietPikachu96 it's* UA-cam*
SovietPikachu96 Oh
30 year old food: "...I'm not gonna eat any of these..."
65 year old pudding: "Right, let's try a very small amount of this..."
@@quixotic4233 No he didn't. The box said "instant pudding" & "no cooking".
I trust we all appreciated the Sideshow Bob impressions at 6:03 and 7:29?
1:15 how summoning salt got their username.
I stuff my bag with Lemsip when I pop back to the UK cos you can't get them in Sweden. As for their longevity, those turn into a neutral, ineffective dust MONTHS after they go out of date.
Summoning salt... SUMMONING SALT!
I COMMAND YOU TO SUMMON MIGHTY CTHULU BACK TO LIFE!
*sprinkles the salt on pasta*
IT HAS BEEN DONE
*SPAGHETITRON HAS SUMMONED*. SkullSlamer101:Well This Isn’t worth my time.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has entered the chat.
i really need to stop watching these while i’m eating
How ashens keeps that couch clean is beyond me
Maybe it's supposed to be white.
SiGhast Oh god.
This should be like a Fallout mythbusters episode, lol
Why would fallout lie to me? All those old cans of beans and gumdrops..
Actually judging from the jelly babies video, the gum drops in fallout could be used as bullets.
Maybe all the background radiation acted as an enhanced preservative.
eyegrinder94 Actually, irradiating food does preserve it quite well. However, in FO they probably sterilized and packaged their emergency supplies better than the normal commercial-grade stuff.
Jonathan Hughes
True.
I know Fallout is just a game, and therefore not real, but in universe they had nuclear powered cars, robots, pretty good AI etc. So it wouldn't surprise me if they had super-preservatives in the food.
Sonic
Maybye the people of 2077 hade more advanced tin cans
It's kind of terrifying how resilient those spaghettios are. Chef Boy-Ar-Dee was a mad scientist. And the contents of that Heinz bottle look like the contents of my nose in the winter.
This guy makes me laugh so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Real men join the British Dental Association."
Myurridthaekish "It's a man's life in the British Dental Association"
Heinz actually had 60, but Henry wanted the tagline to be his lucky number
It's a man's life in the british dental association!
this video made my eyes tear in disgust... *subscribes*
He didn't eat any of it... *unsubscribes*
rapelpecho glad he didn't look up botulism (these cans would most likely give him botulism, a low oxygen environment is perfect for botulism.)
TheLocoRunner You forgot to mention botulism.
Marcos Vazquez haha yeah I did mention that a lot :p
Yeah i read it fast and it sounded funny in my head haha
I was born in 85. I can't believe that crunchy bar is older than me!!!!!😳
Actually the 57 Varieties mean the number of their different products at that time, here is the list for you:
Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork and Tomato Sauce
Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Pork no Tomato Sauce
Heinz Oven-Baked Beans - Tomato Sauce no Pork
Heinz Oven-Baked Red Kidney Beans
Heinz Cream of Asparagus Soup
Heinz Cream of Celery Soup
Heinz Cream of Green Pea Soup
Heinz Cream of Mushroom
Heinz Cream of Oyster
Heinz Cream of Tomato Soup
Heinz Bean Soup
Heinz Beef Broth
Heinz Clam Chowder
Heinz Gumbo Creole
Heinz Mock Turtle Soup
Heinz Scotch Broth
Heinz Noodle Soup
Heinz Pepper Pot Soup
Heinz Vegetable Soup
Heinz Consommé
Heinz Onion Soup
Heinz Mince Meat
Heinz Puddings-Date, Fig, and Plum
Heinz Peanut Butter
Heinz Cooked Spaghetti
Heinz Cooked Macaroni
Heinz Pure Jellies
Heinz Apple Butter
Heinz Gherkins-Sweet or Sour
Heinz Mixed Pickles-Sweet or Sour
Heinz Chow Chow Pickle
Heinz Sweet Mustard Pickle
Heinz Dill Pickles
Heinz Fresh Cucumber Pickle
Heinz Strained Foods
Heinz India Relish
Heinz Sandwich Spread
Heinz Pickled Onions-Sweet and Sour
Heinz Spanish Queen Olives
Heinz Stuffed Spanish Olives
Heinz Ripe Olives
Heinz Pure Spanish Olive Oil
Heinz Tomato Ketchup
Heinz Chili Sauce
Heinz Beefsteak Sauce
Heinz Pepper Sauce-Red or Green
Heinz Worcestershire Sauce
Heinz Prepared Mustard-Brown or Yellow
Heinz Evaporated Horseradish
Heinz Mayonnaise
Heinz Pure Malt Vinegar
Heinz Pure Cider Vinegar
Heinz Distilled White Vinegar
Heinz Tarragon Vinegar
Heinz Rice Flakes
Heinz Breakfast Wheat
Heinz Tomato Juice
bad ass above ^
i hate to say but if you keep reading the wiki page you copied this list from ( which is what i did to sound smart but actually just got a bit more interested than you i guess... ) it says that they already made more than 57 varieties of sauces four years pre-dating the 57 slogan and e.t.c they just picked it because of lucky numbers and like Ashens said its merely a tag line with some half story behind it to try and make more sense
oooh and just noticed the list you mentioned is actually the 1934 list of heinz products which has no relevance with the 57 slogan advertised almost forty years before the list i no im drilling into this a bit much but its a slight peeve of mine when people get facts wrong against someone who in fact was right yet is argued by sed person and believed to be wrong sorry but ...
liam pollard get s fucking life you batty boy
@@charlieminaj2 Why did you call him batty boy. Don't be bigoted
I got recomended this and assumed it was recent watched the vid and didnt think anything of it then saw it was 5 YEARS OLD you really havent changed lol
IT'S A MAN'S LIFE IN THE BRITISH DENTAL ASSOCIATION
My dad was 7 years old at the time that the food expired.
chayas dead channel lol
i admire your vocabulary... and your couch lol
Anyone else just laying in bed at 2am watching this?
1:00 OMG Ashens swore!
You all over there in the UK are so lucky. The only Heinz product we get over here in the states is Heinz Ketchup....you can find Heinz Sweet Relish at some places....I wasn't even aware that Heinz made anything else but Ketchup until I finally saw the cover of The Who Sell Out album when I was a teen.
Heinz Yellow Mustard is available, but mustard is disgusting so I don't know why you'd want it. I'm assuming you could find more Heinz stuff in a Jungle Jim's too.
David Brock You take that back, mustard is wonderful.
Michael O'Brien Mustard is one of the only condiments that looks, smells, and tastes awful.
David Brock Looks and smells awful, yes. But, I love the taste :3
***** You had them all at some point, as Mad Men can attest.
Calling it now; the toothpaste turned into tubby custard.
Moomin!
Finally we know!
Tubby custard is 30 year old toothpaste. And that's just awful.
He finally swore 😂 been waiting to hear him swear for ages.
“I won’t be eating any of these, because i’m not fucking mental”
five years later: *eats 50 year old rotting jam and crackers*
Listen Ashens. I have ate several things from behind cat's ears and they were actually delicious. Lol
I can't help myself but noticing that all holes on the spaghetti have been filled with jellified sauce..
Lol
I used too eat this as a kid a lot . Tasted awesome
What did you eat a lot?
First time seeing your videos, very interesting, ashens.
8:26 - For all you know Stuart, you are the LAST person ever to taste Cherish Toothpaste! :3
Summoning Salt Spagheti Hoops world record history when?
hell yes
Kinda wild how the bottle of ketchup he probably had in his fridge at the time of this video, at this point could just about be old enough to do one of these videos on.