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  • @supesmin446
    @supesmin446 4 роки тому +1486

    Ashen’s videos are so strange, they literally never change to the point that a video from 2013 looks exactly like a video from 2020, and it is CONFUSING

    • @JuicyPlams
      @JuicyPlams 4 роки тому +95

      There's been a few leaps in video and audio quality but other than that it's exactly the same

    • @mooseyexists
      @mooseyexists 4 роки тому +33

      JuicyPlams a few? It’s been the same since 2010

    • @ferociousgumby
      @ferociousgumby 4 роки тому +15

      With a couple million views for weird chocolate bars, who's complaining?

    • @mooseyexists
      @mooseyexists 4 роки тому +23

      @@ferociousgumby ashenshater420

    • @adamchmielewski6162
      @adamchmielewski6162 4 роки тому +11

      Apart from audio jumps, and couch colour

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 8 років тому +2031

    I find Dan's metamorphosis from an English lad to some sort of Arabic scholar type very odd.

    • @ange1playzgamez
      @ange1playzgamez 8 років тому +58

      peins

    • @boriszkantor7828
      @boriszkantor7828 7 років тому +10

      ChickenPika I found u

    • @TheWaffleman54
      @TheWaffleman54 7 років тому +93

      Arabian David Tennant

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 6 років тому +78

      In this particular appearance, he does look like he's about to LARP in a round of Arkham Horror. He could open a book to a chapter that is basically "FLAILING TENTACLES", and dangerous thorny tentacles could lash out and eviscerate the fishmen harassing Stuart, Barry and Dan Hardcastle.
      And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you throw Ashens and Co into the world of Darkest Dungeon.

    • @theprimo100
      @theprimo100 6 років тому +29

      I'm disappointed that it didn't get the Chef Excellence seal of approval.

  • @27Wookiee
    @27Wookiee 8 років тому +886

    The Tobasco chocolate makes sense, that's how the ancient Aztecs used to drink hot chocolate! They put peppers in it.

    • @andriagarriott8629
      @andriagarriott8629 4 роки тому +91

      Tabasco Chocolate is actually very delicious usually but Ashens looks old

    • @CassieCatagon
      @CassieCatagon 4 роки тому +3

      Damn you

    • @carcasses5131
      @carcasses5131 4 роки тому +22

      I can see the habanero tabasco working with chocolate better than the regular/cayenne one

    • @AndrewOgdenMechasaultfreak2
      @AndrewOgdenMechasaultfreak2 4 роки тому +10

      Yep! They did this as they haven't discovered sugar.

    • @mr.kenthappyface746
      @mr.kenthappyface746 4 роки тому +16

      I loved the tabasco dark chocolate. Very sweet with a spice after-taste

  • @AisforAwesomeOfficial
    @AisforAwesomeOfficial 8 років тому +943

    I'm from Ireland. We have a theme park dedicated to Tayto. There's a zoo, a giant rollercoaster, and a walkthrough where you can see the crisps be made. BTW their mascot is called Mr. Tayto.

    • @ange1playzgamez
      @ange1playzgamez 8 років тому +14

      fock u 169

    • @richardlehane6108
      @richardlehane6108 7 років тому +33

      A is for Awesome! Tayto park is shit to be fair tho

    • @jamesobrien4993
      @jamesobrien4993 7 років тому +34

      richard lehane tayto park is great

    • @RR-cv6jl
      @RR-cv6jl 6 років тому +11

      Mr Tayto Mr Tayto you’ll always be the leader of the pack(et)

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 років тому +57

      That's the most Irish thing I've ever heard.

  • @seanmckelvey6618
    @seanmckelvey6618 9 років тому +955

    as an Australian I can agree the vegemite chocolate is horrible and whoever came up with needs professional help.

    • @Gamesta100
      @Gamesta100 9 років тому +15

      As an Australian I'm not fond of Vegemite at all.
      I'm a Promite guy lol

    • @HoOpYhOoP1997
      @HoOpYhOoP1997 9 років тому +5

      +Sean McKelvey As an Australian.. I kind of like Vegemite chocolate, not gonna lie... and I am not a huge chocolate eater, either.

    • @SimplyRemorse
      @SimplyRemorse 9 років тому +5

      +Sean McKelvey Also as an Australian, I can disagree with you as I quite like it.

    • @drdiabeetus4419
      @drdiabeetus4419 9 років тому +1

      +Sean McKelvey
      Isn't Vegimite LITERALLY industrial runoff or something?

    • @drdiabeetus4419
      @drdiabeetus4419 9 років тому

      +Sean McKelvey
      Isn't Vegimite LITERALLY industrial runoff or something?

  • @ColinsCity
    @ColinsCity 8 років тому +1538

    Nobody in ireland liked that tayto chocolate bar, the batch number indicates it was only made once haha

    • @samkelly4132
      @samkelly4132 8 років тому +97

      I hated it, I love Tayto, but I didn't like them together

    • @Dualgas
      @Dualgas 8 років тому +69

      I liked it, when it was in date

    • @unsolvedgrayscale
      @unsolvedgrayscale 8 років тому +35

      Oh god, the Tayto chocolate bar was horrible! I had to throw out the bar after one bite because it was so bad.

    • @MrsEmmaBieber123
      @MrsEmmaBieber123 8 років тому +40

      I loved it, I thought it was great.

    • @thebrownfloppyshoe1189
      @thebrownfloppyshoe1189 8 років тому +31

      I liked it...

  • @MrGoocherson
    @MrGoocherson 5 років тому +213

    I know I'm 3 years too late, but that tayto bar broke the spirit of the Irish nation.
    We had something to be proud of

    • @Articbear
      @Articbear 4 роки тому +5

      DarkHair I liked it XD

    • @RB-NZ2
      @RB-NZ2 4 роки тому +6

      Chased _Away I tried it once and my piss would genuinely taste better. Absolutely cat so it was

    • @gamesavtv7739
      @gamesavtv7739 4 роки тому +5

      I thought it tasted good... I like the taste of tayto crisps and chocolate together.

    • @dbt4869
      @dbt4869 2 роки тому

      @@gamesavtv7739 man guys have no taste in chocolate 😶

    • @dbt4869
      @dbt4869 2 роки тому +10

      @@Articbear no offense but you have no taste in chocolate 😶

  • @AlexOjideagu2
    @AlexOjideagu2 8 років тому +88

    You want to hear something really weird, The Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland BOTH have a brand of crisps called TAYTO with a "Mr Tayto" mascot, but they are competely independent separate companies who have nothing to do with each other, and you can by both in England.

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 3 роки тому +17

      It's The Troubles all over again.

    • @koda_dawgg
      @koda_dawgg 3 роки тому +5

      kind of like the different denace the menace series.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому +2

      @@koda_dawgg came out on the same day, didn't they? Inevitable, really - Dennis rhymes with Menace too well lol

    • @drueckglueck9918
      @drueckglueck9918 Рік тому

      Buy

  • @GracelessDementor
    @GracelessDementor 9 років тому +70

    What the fuck? Dan went from scrawny awkward uni student to handsome af smooth literature professor in an instant. When did this happen? Is there a whole storyline happening with Dan off screen?

  • @DeOnlyBobblehead
    @DeOnlyBobblehead 9 років тому +2094

    I cant believe he got Johnny Depp to try his chocolate.

    • @GameToony
      @GameToony 9 років тому +7

      +xxXpussy-hunter69Xxx lol xD

    • @thatoneannoyingkid3499
      @thatoneannoyingkid3499 9 років тому +24

      +xxXpussy-hunter69Xxx my god...that profile pic

    • @CosminnYT
      @CosminnYT 9 років тому +32

      +xxXpussy-hunter69Xxx that is literally the best name on youtube.

    • @AntonioProla
      @AntonioProla 9 років тому +34

      +Cosmin Maruntu Wow I'm actually quite hurt by that

    • @CosminnYT
      @CosminnYT 9 років тому +11

      Anal Prolapse ok,ok, i'll declare a tie. Congratulations!

  • @BAZFANSHOTHITSClassicTunes
    @BAZFANSHOTHITSClassicTunes 5 років тому +219

    I said to the man do you speak my langauge, he just smiled and gave me a vegemite chocolate sandwich.

    • @woolfieMcP
      @woolfieMcP 4 роки тому +4

      Underrated

    • @lilithhatchett
      @lilithhatchett 4 роки тому +10

      Cant you hear, cant you hear that thunder? You better run you better take cover eyyahhh XD

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 3 роки тому +3

      >Men At Work
      WIN.

    • @koda_dawgg
      @koda_dawgg 3 роки тому +3

      who can it be knocking at my door? dammit, wrong song.

  • @TheIronyGiant
    @TheIronyGiant 7 років тому +60

    "Salted bloody caramel? More like salted bumholes."
    My mom and I lost it.

  • @bbstaraimee
    @bbstaraimee 8 років тому +108

    I die at the commentary "he looks like a bit of corn that's been found in someone's shit". I literally laughed out loud. Love these videos. Subscribed.

  • @ct-hv1uz
    @ct-hv1uz 8 років тому +174

    Dan has a well trimmed beard, glasses, and deep voice. Confirmed smart.

  • @ColonelPanic0
    @ColonelPanic0 5 років тому +801

    So ashens
    -Hates tea
    -Loves vegemite
    ...Is he a secret Australian???

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 роки тому +102

      Closeted Australian

    • @MrPwner911
      @MrPwner911 4 роки тому +79

      @@howeyyadoing9070 time to contact the English police and deport Ashens to Australia where he belongs.

    • @Vaultboy101
      @Vaultboy101 4 роки тому +34

      @@MrPwner911 Yeah, ship him off with the rest of those Tayto eating dissidents.

    • @9o4d2
      @9o4d2 4 роки тому +1

      no

    • @Pantsmode
      @Pantsmode 4 роки тому +6

      well, he did finish his sentence and you know what they say, prison changes people

  • @furygeist
    @furygeist 8 років тому +223

    I know exactly the smell he is talking about and I never want to be near this chocolate bar ever now.

    • @furygeist
      @furygeist 8 років тому +5

      Tayto

    • @lewisjay4873
      @lewisjay4873 8 років тому +34

      I know what dan is talking about too, and even thinking about eating something with that smell is making me feel genuinely sick

    • @animegame100
      @animegame100 8 років тому

      that s*** is the burps of Satan

    • @ohitsolly677
      @ohitsolly677 8 років тому

      same ;-;

    • @badnewsbruner
      @badnewsbruner 8 років тому +3

      Yeah, when he said that I wiggled my septum ring around and took a sniff and imagined having to eat something that smelled like that and almost barfd.

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 9 років тому +127

    On behalf of Ireland, we're sorry for Tayto chocolate. I'm sure you'll be pleased to know that Mr. Tayto (which is infact his name) was publicly executed for his crimes.

    • @liam6525
      @liam6525 9 років тому +1

      But tayto bars are delicious :)

    • @mcarroll2103
      @mcarroll2103 9 років тому +7

      Tayto crisps are really nice but in chocolate it's almost vomit-inducing

    • @senzers69
      @senzers69 9 років тому +1

      +Dylan Quinn Fuck you I'm not sorry. Long live Mr. Tayto.

    • @100binweevil
      @100binweevil 9 років тому +1

      I really liked my bar I got. it was chocolate flavour while eating then afterwards it was just tayto. no blending and it was great

    •  9 років тому +3

      A friend of mine bought me a Tayto bar last year. I am fine with strong flavours, but it made me nearly boak. It was rank.

  • @JMoon1231
    @JMoon1231 9 років тому +77

    Mr Tayto is like a fatter jaundiced Fat Controller from Thomas the Tank Engine

  • @tripdefect87
    @tripdefect87 9 років тому +266

    I'm still waiting for the eventual Nutella Chocolate bar. I'm sure on the day of it's release, it will cause obesity to sky-rocket to near unheard of levels

  • @wkdfcuk
    @wkdfcuk 5 років тому +48

    Keep Ireland Beautiful So The Potato Men Can Take Over. That cracked me up!😂

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 4 роки тому +3

      If they do, we’ll have to see the Sex Lives of the Potato Men.
      I’m sorry...

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 9 років тому +380

    Did Dan age 30 years since we last saw him?

    • @adferxis
      @adferxis 9 років тому +6

      Ikr why is he so shiny

    • @MamaAki
      @MamaAki 9 років тому +52

      He became sophisticated *Drools*

    • @GameToony
      @GameToony 9 років тому +2

      +Darkfreedom von Moor I was waiting for him to say "I'm not mad, Just disappointed"

    • @metalmugen
      @metalmugen 9 років тому +2

      +Darkfreedom von Moor That's what happens when you travel thru time and space

    • @emacs_
      @emacs_ 9 років тому +25

      +Darkfreedom von Moor He's morphed into a literature professor

  • @SSofIreland
    @SSofIreland 8 років тому +97

    On behalf of my countrymen, allow me to apologise to the world for unleashing the blight of Tayto chocolate upon it.

    • @WarhammerWings
      @WarhammerWings 4 роки тому +2

      I like Tayto crisps. I bought some in Dublin once and want to see them imported into the UK from Ireland!

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 4 роки тому +13

      @@WarhammerWings Tayto crisps are nice, Tayto chocolate was gross.

  • @BonchurnoTheSpaceChowboy
    @BonchurnoTheSpaceChowboy 8 років тому +57

    I don't know why, but i found dan's response strangely wholesome.

  • @lyricalmajesty2821
    @lyricalmajesty2821 8 років тому +120

    Ashens: "Alright lets see what it's like"
    *OMPHGLOMPHSHOLOMSHLOMNOMONLMON*
    fuck he eats loud

    • @pizzarayy
      @pizzarayy 8 років тому +8

      Well the mic is probably near his mouth, what'd you expect?

    • @lyricalmajesty2821
      @lyricalmajesty2821 8 років тому

      +Spoopy
      If he eats that loud, he should move away from the mic. Just because it was expected doesn't make it pleasant to hear.

    • @pizzarayy
      @pizzarayy 8 років тому +11

      LyricalMajesty you could just, you know turn down the volume. I have misophonia and it did not bother me that much.

    • @ange1playzgamez
      @ange1playzgamez 8 років тому +4

      get rekt m8

    • @tazememes5756
      @tazememes5756 7 років тому +1

      Ashens asmr confirmed.

  • @nuculearpancake17
    @nuculearpancake17 9 років тому +142

    HE JUST SMILED AND GAVE ME A VEGEMITE.. CADBURY.. AND HE SAID...

    • @Fuzy2K
      @Fuzy2K 9 років тому +33

      +nuculearpancake17 Now *that* would make men chunder...

    • @imode256
      @imode256 9 років тому +26

      +nuculearpancake17 I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER.

    • @harrylonsdale3142
      @harrylonsdale3142 9 років тому +9

      +Ryan Jones oh, you better run, you better take cover!

    • @SupaDr00g
      @SupaDr00g 9 років тому +7

      +harry lonsdale Where the women blow and men chunder.

    • @CathodeRayKobold
      @CathodeRayKobold 9 років тому +3

      +harry lonsdale Take cover! There's a bloke handing out vegemite chocolate!

  • @chriswhamilton
    @chriswhamilton 5 років тому +36

    I always eat cheese and onion crisps after eating chocolate, its pretty nice. Those bars were disgusting though if I remember. Tayto invented cheese and onion flavouring in crisps, Tayto are actually really good crisps too.

  • @Kinzokan
    @Kinzokan 9 років тому +76

    Congratulations! Your *Chef Excellence* has evolved into *Chef Opulence*!

    • @Mfenton10
      @Mfenton10 7 років тому +7

      Congratulations! Your *Chef Opulence* has evolved into *Chef Significant* !

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 6 років тому +6

      Congratulations! Your *Chef Significant* has evolved into *Chef Maximus!*

    • @nikiyerbamate
      @nikiyerbamate 6 років тому +5

      Congratulations! Your *Chef Maximus* has evolved into *Chef Ultimate!*

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 років тому +2

      Congratulations! Your *Chef Ultimate* has evolved into *Oh wait, that's its final evolution, there's nothing more!*

  • @ryanphan9819
    @ryanphan9819 8 років тому +356

    I know this video is old, but some of that chocolate was out of dayto

    • @joshdeighton8636
      @joshdeighton8636 4 роки тому +5

      Ryan Phan so is your joke-o

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 4 роки тому +8

      @@joshdeighton8636 it's been 3 years, let it go.

    • @joshdeighton8636
      @joshdeighton8636 4 роки тому +3

      Thwack I won’t-o

    • @Minty7502
      @Minty7502 4 роки тому +2

      Wow 4 years later at the joke still goes on-o

    • @galacticmoonwolf8462
      @galacticmoonwolf8462 4 роки тому +1

      Commenting so this joke will live on-o

  • @EddieHawkinsII
    @EddieHawkinsII 8 років тому +18

    10:22 - With the beard and suit, Dan is a dead ringer for Ben from "Short Circuit."
    "Come on Stuart, let us punch the sack. Tomorrow is the next day."

  • @libbyfan
    @libbyfan 8 років тому +563

    Damn... I'm not gay or anything, but Dan at the end. 10/10 would smash.

    • @jessiah343
      @jessiah343 8 років тому +47

      you're gay..

    • @libbyfan
      @libbyfan 8 років тому +72

      Alright fine, but really though, Dan looked smashing!

    • @jessiah343
      @jessiah343 8 років тому +31

      Yup can't deny that

    • @danielparry3787
      @danielparry3787 8 років тому +36

      Why thank you....

    • @libbyfan
      @libbyfan 8 років тому +9

      +Daniel Parry - You're welcome.

  • @leemccrudden3726
    @leemccrudden3726 8 років тому +17

    " getting a hint of the vegimite....oh god" 😂😂✌🏼️ hilarious keep up the good work

  • @sashawitwicky
    @sashawitwicky 8 років тому +188

    the guy at the end was charming lol

    • @spamdaspam
      @spamdaspam 8 років тому +35

      Chef Excellence

    • @jordyana7953
      @jordyana7953 8 років тому +16

      And very handsome=)

    • @thearcheduck8746
      @thearcheduck8746 8 років тому +12

      a excellent comment.

    • @hotdogs1026
      @hotdogs1026 7 років тому +14

      It was one of the few times he wasn't wretching like a potato headed git.

  • @lucarioluva448
    @lucarioluva448 8 років тому +37

    gotta love it when an Englishman says Bloody hell! XD

  • @cheeseburgur817
    @cheeseburgur817 9 років тому +163

    Cheese and onion crisps, then eating chocolate is really nice. And yes, I'm Irish.

    • @bigbobbeepers2.099
      @bigbobbeepers2.099 9 років тому +37

      +Cheeseburger 817 Eatin' out a Irish girl and a piece of chocolate is stellar.

    • @cheeseburgur817
      @cheeseburgur817 9 років тому +1

      BigBobBeepers 2.0 Pahahahaha!

    • @consolios
      @consolios 9 років тому +1

      +BigBobBeepers 2.0 large bob ma boi

    • @reversevelocity
      @reversevelocity 9 років тому +7

      Well oil beef hooked

    • @daniellesykes5489
      @daniellesykes5489 9 років тому +2

      I thought I was the only one 😦

  • @GTBAnime
    @GTBAnime 8 років тому +562

    Spicy food and chocolate actually compliment each other.

    • @ShadowKalas
      @ShadowKalas 8 років тому +30

      Yes! There's a Mexican dish called mole (mall-eh) which is basically made from peanuts, chocolate, and chillies; it tastes amazing.

    • @danterosales6985
      @danterosales6985 8 років тому +15

      Mole-eh. its Mole-eh. and i wouldnt say its sweet in fact its more of a slightly spicy and savoury taste.

    • @ShadowKalas
      @ShadowKalas 8 років тому +3

      Depends on where you try it, and i still think that mall-eh sound more natural than mole-eh which sounds like if you're saying it with an accent on purpose

    • @danterosales6985
      @danterosales6985 8 років тому +2

      ShadowKalas idk man. thats how my family says it and cooks it. i actually miss having my abuelita cook it for me. shit was good. also shouldve had some in Puebla, but i ended up having the milanesa which was also alright.

    • @ShadowKalas
      @ShadowKalas 8 років тому

      You had the chance to eat authentic mole Poblano and didn't? Make sure to give it a try sometime, that shit's good.

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 7 років тому +40

    10:23 - Hey, it's that Indian scientist from the Short Circuit movies!

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 7 років тому +5

      Bye bye, goofy woman. I have enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground.

  • @WhiteN0iz
    @WhiteN0iz 9 років тому +105

    Wow.... I don't know who Dan is, but he's ridiculously handsome.

    • @lina8316
      @lina8316 9 років тому

      +WhiteN0iz Yupp, hope there is more Dan in the future videos...;-)

    • @Inunah
      @Inunah 9 років тому +18

      +WhiteN0iz He's a regular to Ashens' food videos, as well as having acted in the Quest for the Gamechild movie as the actual Chef Excellence.

    • @lina8316
      @lina8316 9 років тому +3

      I know. But he hasn't been in Stuarts videos for some time...

    • @SpotTiger
      @SpotTiger 9 років тому +15

      +lina8316 After the comment section wanted him to die? Or be killed with that knife ashens reviewed? That would put me off too...

    • @lina8316
      @lina8316 9 років тому +27

      +rayman1113 right. did never understand all this hate against Dan

  • @lunakitty953
    @lunakitty953 8 років тому +192

    Us Aussies think that vegemite chocolate is gross too. :(

    • @uncleheavysizzle5866
      @uncleheavysizzle5866 8 років тому +2

      My word. Delicious.

    • @kruleworld
      @kruleworld 8 років тому +16

      Ashens: "I like Vegemite"... eats Vegemite with Chocolate... "Ashens: "I hate Vegemite"

    • @kaiokendo
      @kaiokendo 8 років тому +2

      WTF IS VEGEMITE

    • @VikingCuda
      @VikingCuda 8 років тому +8

      Marmite but with vegatable extract instead of beef extract

    • @SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC
      @SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC 8 років тому

      Not so. I had the chance to try it just once at a friend's house and I thought it was pretty tasty!

  • @N-GinAndTonicTM
    @N-GinAndTonicTM 7 років тому +15

    "I'm only getting th chocolate- Oh! Oh, there it is!"
    An excellent reaction.

  • @liam55liam
    @liam55liam 8 років тому +132

    The man at the end is very hot.

    • @tfuzz9184
      @tfuzz9184 8 років тому +20

      stephen hawking?

    • @thegreatslothlord7796
      @thegreatslothlord7796 8 років тому +7

      Who? Johnny Depp? Good thing for you my friend since he is now single after breaking up with his wife 2 weeks ago.

    • @soulja0
      @soulja0 8 років тому +7

      Huh gayy

    • @Bucherviews
      @Bucherviews 8 років тому +15

      Thank you, Lebron James, for your input.

    • @liam55liam
      @liam55liam 8 років тому +32

      I'm not gay, im just a straight male, however I know my sexuality so it's perfectly fine to acknowledge that a dude is good looking.

  • @DILFDylF
    @DILFDylF 9 років тому +9

    Whoa! If you hadn't identified him as such there's no way I would've noticed that was "Chef Excellence" Dan!

  • @Karuvatto
    @Karuvatto 9 років тому +110

    I'm Australian and I don't like vegemite. But the biggest thing I always see is foreigners always eating it raw, you're not supposed to do that. No one does that but the insane, if someone tells you to do that they just want to watch you cry. The recipe for it is pretty much 70% bread, 29% butter and 1% vegemite.
    My mother loves vegemite but even she can't stand it raw.
    Fucking ridiculous why they'd stick it in chocolate though, guess they want to push something gimmicky out just to be odd and quirky so everyone would buy it to try it, thus making money.

    • @intronaut8582
      @intronaut8582 9 років тому +2

      +Karuvatto Vegemite is nice by itself.

    • @hannahdeards9652
      @hannahdeards9652 9 років тому +1

      I love marmite on its own. Marmite is almost a carbon copy of vegimite.

    • @dedpxl
      @dedpxl 9 років тому

      +Karuvatto plus it was fairly limited.

    • @bigbobbeepers2.099
      @bigbobbeepers2.099 9 років тому +4

      +Karuvatto Did a lot better in sales than my vegemite-flavored condoms.

    • @sonjaarchaman2456
      @sonjaarchaman2456 9 років тому +1

      +Karuvatto Who the hell puts butter on a vegemite sandwich? That ruins the taste of the vegemite!

  • @TheTaylorwailer
    @TheTaylorwailer Рік тому +3

    I absolutely love that the format hasn’t changed all this time. ❤

  • @androzani
    @androzani 6 місяців тому +3

    Tayto looks like Sir Topham Hatt had relations with Charlie to make him happy.

  • @janeporter3600
    @janeporter3600 9 років тому +22

    why has Dan become a 19th Century poet?

  • @clearspira
    @clearspira 9 років тому +10

    Dan responded better to food than Stuart or Barry? WTF MAGIC IS THIS??

  • @maidenreligion12
    @maidenreligion12 8 років тому +15

    Went to the Tobasco plant a few months back. They also have some cayenne pepper and jalapeno flavor ice cream, as well as tobasco flavored Coke that you can sample. =D

  • @zacharygustafson8714
    @zacharygustafson8714 8 років тому +292

    Regular potato chips in chocolate doesn't sound that bad.

    • @SSBBPOKEFAN
      @SSBBPOKEFAN 8 років тому +27

      The chips lose their crispiness, but it DEFINITELY fulfills the "sweet & salty" taste well.

    • @iblindsamurai2677
      @iblindsamurai2677 8 років тому +10

      +Hooded Roxas i've had those chocolate bars before. just tastes like milk chocolate with a hint of cheese and onion crips/chips. (whatever you wanna call it)

    • @curlminion
      @curlminion 7 років тому

      Zachary Gustafson same here

    • @Morgan02
      @Morgan02 7 років тому +1

      Zachary Gustafson We have them here in Canada for years called cow chips they are really good

    • @mothra__13
      @mothra__13 7 років тому +19

      ever try fries (us 'french' fries) dipped in a chocolate milkshake? best shit ever

  • @PossumCrafts
    @PossumCrafts 9 років тому +456

    4:37 Ashens is Jontron confirmed.

    • @GuyAPerson
      @GuyAPerson 9 років тому +79

      ECH

    • @seavashbas5058
      @seavashbas5058 9 років тому +7

      +facecreep hiss would um, thees chocolates be edible for an, reptilian, like myself
      hisssssssssss

    • @awsombuttfacemonkey
      @awsombuttfacemonkey 9 років тому +5

      +Seavash Bas where is this reptilian joke start

    • @ProfessorYana
      @ProfessorYana 9 років тому +12

      +facecreep Well, that was unexpECHted.

    • @iidapperdog8398
      @iidapperdog8398 9 років тому +3

      JOCK, SHADDUP

  • @valentino6462
    @valentino6462 7 років тому +95

    you know, as someone from ireland, tayto cheese and onion and cadbury is a nice combination. not those dreaded mashed up bars, but buying a bag of those crisps and cadbury separately and eating them together does taste nice.

    • @richardlehane6108
      @richardlehane6108 7 років тому +1

      soft namjoon yea I used to own a pub we used to always mix them they are unreal those bars where shit

    • @Bellyzbad1
      @Bellyzbad1 6 років тому

      -seoulless chocolate and crisp go soo well in your mouth

    • @rusty8109
      @rusty8109 5 років тому +4

      you’re all weird

    • @Lord-Farquaad
      @Lord-Farquaad 5 років тому

      @@Bellyzbad1 seoul?

    • @David-ni1pg
      @David-ni1pg 5 років тому

      @@rusty8109 I disavow

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy 8 років тому +12

    "it can't be as bad as that bloody vegemite muck." famous last words.

  • @scana1979
    @scana1979 2 роки тому +6

    The weird Vegemite chocolate was one of many products of Kraft-Mondelez after the acquisition 2010 of Cadbury. Not being content with Vegemite being the breakfast staple on toast in Australia they came up with Vegemite in other oddball combinations. Vegemite flavoured cheese, cheese flavoured Vegemite, salt reduced Vegemite and yes that weird Vegemite in chocolate, none of which lasted very long. In 2017 Mondelez sold Vegemite off to locally owned Bega Cheese and the chocolate combination was a thing of the past.

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 2 роки тому

      I think what was holding it back was trying to do the filled thing. They shoulda just mixed it into the chocolate.

  • @StarkMaximum
    @StarkMaximum 5 років тому +11

    1:58 - When you share your opinion on the Internet.

  • @mattwhitley8781
    @mattwhitley8781 4 роки тому +5

    His reactions when he eats something really nasty are comedy gold!

  • @a3HeadedMonkey
    @a3HeadedMonkey 9 років тому +22

    OMG that's what Dan looks like!!

    • @crochetingcanuck
      @crochetingcanuck 9 років тому +9

      +The doctor I've been here several years and this is the first I've seen Dan on camera. He's usually offscreen.

    • @Inunah
      @Inunah 9 років тому +11

      +The doctor or even the Ashens movie. He was on screen for at least 90% of the Quest for the Gamechild.

    • @a3HeadedMonkey
      @a3HeadedMonkey 9 років тому +1

      I've been here since '06 & the Barcode Battler. I'm as OG as it gets.

    • @kristina80ification
      @kristina80ification 9 років тому

      +TheInunah or like the many skits they have done together.

    • @a3HeadedMonkey
      @a3HeadedMonkey 9 років тому +1

      Kristina I only watch brown sofa Ashen videos I'm afraid.

  • @Radical_Rainbow
    @Radical_Rainbow 7 років тому +8

    "Hello, Charles? Listen, grandma's had another dementor attack. We need you to come over to the retirement home as soon as you can."

  • @Gweem13
    @Gweem13 8 років тому +5

    You're freaking hilarious! 10/10 sarcastic humour XD

  • @StephenFasciani
    @StephenFasciani 8 років тому +35

    "An excellent chocolate bar" - Chef Excellence.

  • @bigby1976
    @bigby1976 8 років тому +5

    Ha ha - that moment when the vegemite registers - priceless! ha ha

  • @PhilOsGarage
    @PhilOsGarage 5 років тому +2

    The final chap with the beard is delightfully proper, isn't he.

  • @DOSRetroGamer
    @DOSRetroGamer 2 роки тому +4

    Dan: gags on 50% of food by just smelling it
    Also Dan, tasting cheese and onion crisps in chocolate: that's not offensive

  • @MamaAki
    @MamaAki 9 років тому +5

    WOW....DAN LOOKS SO....HANDSOME o~o

  • @BionicSammich
    @BionicSammich 9 років тому +20

    Cheese and onion crisps + Chocolate is fucking tasty as fuck.

    • @EdwardWB97
      @EdwardWB97 9 років тому

      +BionicSammich YES THEY ARE!!!! Nutella sandwich + Cheese and Onion crisps are amazing.

    • @PeaNutter505
      @PeaNutter505 9 років тому +1

      Try kit Kat and original hula hoops, dunno why but it's great

    • @EdwardWB97
      @EdwardWB97 9 років тому

      PeaNutter505™ :D

    • @soulify7960
      @soulify7960 9 років тому

      I know right

  • @SuperSljames
    @SuperSljames 4 роки тому +2

    Dan looks like he should be running a museum or library in this

  • @trfandom250
    @trfandom250 8 років тому +3

    "Whoever came up with that idea should be horsewhipped." Lmao XD

  • @colbyscott1975
    @colbyscott1975 4 роки тому +7

    I love how the “MASSIVE” chocolate block from here in Australia is the small one

    • @Zach-h2l
      @Zach-h2l 4 роки тому

      wait what? are the bigger ones sold in normal stores or are they some kind of special order novelty? and if those are the small ones do they sell anything smaller? surely they do right?

    • @colbyscott1975
      @colbyscott1975 4 роки тому

      @@Zach-h2l Yes they sell the big blocks ( I think 10x10 sqares of choc) in supermarkets next to that smaller one that Ashens had but they also sell the small one serving pack of chocolate aswell

  • @paulkersey3042
    @paulkersey3042 4 роки тому +9

    I love how evil Ashens is when Barry is involved. "I actually really hate cheese and onion chrisps" Oh do you? I had no idea, mind like a siv, that's- what? the 10th time I've had you eat something cheesey? no idea how it keeps slipping through the cracks

  • @kuuttinen
    @kuuttinen 7 років тому +2

    "F*ck you Mr Potato!" Lol his reaction is just priceless.

  • @domtwaites3436
    @domtwaites3436 7 років тому +5

    Dan looks like one of those very young English professors in this

  • @brownier2448
    @brownier2448 8 років тому +8

    Dan appears to be a rather dashing thespian

  • @thefattesthagrid
    @thefattesthagrid 4 роки тому +3

    Could listen all day to a compilation comprised of Ashen being disgusted by stuff.

  • @loralou-djflowerdove
    @loralou-djflowerdove 4 роки тому +2

    I can't believe you tortured poor, beloved BARRY, with this!!!!!

  • @DeiwosN
    @DeiwosN 9 років тому +16

    There's these Cadbury Marvellous Creations that have been showing up here in Australia for a while. It's just.. chocolate with random chunks of random flavoured/textured candy mixed into it, it's terrible because there's no consistency and contrasting flavours.

    • @sunday.4597
      @sunday.4597 9 років тому +2

      +DeiwosN its delicious

    • @dedpxl
      @dedpxl 9 років тому

      yeah it's just like what they have left over from the factory next door. I'm not a fan either.

    • @josephbayley7343
      @josephbayley7343 9 років тому +1

      +sunday. I know right it's so nice

    • @yyyyyom
      @yyyyyom 9 років тому

      +sunday. I like it too :P Wish it was still here; at least I can't find it

    • @josephbayley7343
      @josephbayley7343 9 років тому

      Yeah neither can I. Good job I stockpiled on it. I at least have 4 bars left

  • @TheLastThingWeNeed
    @TheLastThingWeNeed 9 років тому +5

    Did Dan just time travel back from 1944?

  • @RobiticDuck
    @RobiticDuck 8 років тому +25

    I feel like Dan would fit right in as a customer at my shop. He dresses top notch.

  • @Exowave1
    @Exowave1 7 років тому +2

    i was listening to this on some speakers and when it changed from Barry's house to that hotel room or whatever it was jarring because the "you like chocolate, don't you Dan" was so bassy and close sounding. had a good laugh

  • @ThomasTheSergal
    @ThomasTheSergal 8 років тому +65

    Ashens,I want to send you a soda that expired August the 8th,1981.But your PO box is down.How do I send you it?

    • @Farrenta3
      @Farrenta3 8 років тому

      Lmao

    • @mrdylanwintle
      @mrdylanwintle 8 років тому +5

      I think that's intentional.

    • @akaishi1583
      @akaishi1583 8 років тому

      Ask him on Twitter.

    • @nathanmitchell4976
      @nathanmitchell4976 8 років тому +3

      lmao that's the day before my birthday

    • @Zoxide_
      @Zoxide_ 8 років тому +2

      +Caleb K. (Penguin Boy) that's from 2011 -_-

  • @Buggy_Ari
    @Buggy_Ari 8 років тому +3

    I kind of want to draw that "Six legged cat that talks to you when you sleep" that Ashens mentioned...

  • @sandyeden2816
    @sandyeden2816 5 років тому +3

    Hey Ashens, maybe you and Barry could do a quiz on choosing which dish is the gluten free dish out of a group of foods. Would be interesting to watch.

  • @darkestnights77
    @darkestnights77 8 років тому

    That last guy's voice and inflexion is so peculiar, quite lovely too.

  • @jadelowe8050
    @jadelowe8050 8 років тому +11

    Why is dan looking like a doctor all of a sudden?

  • @hayleykellestine1121
    @hayleykellestine1121 9 років тому +8

    "salted carmel?! more like salted BUTTHOLE" best line ever XD

  • @kitsunahri
    @kitsunahri 9 років тому +38

    the initials for Tayto on Tour are TOT and that is the german word for death...coincidence?

    • @v0id19
      @v0id19 9 років тому +7

      +kitsunahri pretty sure Tod is death, tot is dead. I could be wrong, it's happened once or twice in the history of time

    • @JoshIdstein
      @JoshIdstein 9 років тому +10

      +v0id19 Let me as a recognized and officially sponsored German declare *drumroll please*: yeah, tot is dead, Tod is death. Now, away with me!

    • @Nukle0n
      @Nukle0n 9 років тому +4

      +kitsunahri Like Tater Tots? Those weird frozen shapes of mash potato that americans enjoy?

    • @Detahramet
      @Detahramet 9 років тому

      +kitsunahri Ok, I get that, but why are we giving a bunch toys to dead people?

    • @Somescrub
      @Somescrub 9 років тому

      +Nukle0n Yes Tater Tots. Where they dice up potatos just to put them back together.

  • @lrmclinn
    @lrmclinn 2 роки тому +1

    The last guy has the most British reaction ever

  • @daltoncarter916
    @daltoncarter916 4 роки тому +3

    Ashens: why would you have a tayto cocklate
    Ireland:their biggest thempark based on a pack of crisps

  • @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847
    @nothankyoudontwantalastnam847 4 роки тому +4

    I dont know why this popped up in my recommendations but I dont regret watching this video

  • @Sly_rim
    @Sly_rim 8 місяців тому +3

    5:00 Holy crap it's Charlie from Smiling Friends

    • @Peskyhooligan
      @Peskyhooligan 4 місяці тому

      No. That isn’t him. No it can’t be. No. No stop. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD MAN

  • @karendavidson7752
    @karendavidson7752 4 роки тому +5

    Is it weird I've went skydiving, paragliding, cliff jumping and bungee jumping but I'm shit scared of trying vegemite

  • @diabeticlifewithtim3145
    @diabeticlifewithtim3145 Рік тому +4

    I lived in Belfast at the time that this video was made and Tayto was more popular over there than Walkers Crisps! To be fair Tayto Crisps are bloody delicious!

  • @fandomfan2800
    @fandomfan2800 4 роки тому +5

    :It's a six leged cat that comes and talks to you in your sleep:

  • @teaguevox8160
    @teaguevox8160 8 років тому +10

    Dan please marry me, your voice is so soothing it has a soporific effect.

  • @nunyabuisness5593
    @nunyabuisness5593 5 років тому

    I love Barry! I was so excited to see his goofy smile in this video!

  • @aaron3408
    @aaron3408 8 років тому +8

    Chocolate and Cheese. Excellent Ween album, not so excellent candy bar.

  • @Daluigi208
    @Daluigi208 9 років тому +5

    Up until this point in my life I've always wondered how you've spelled "tabasco"....
    Tabasscoooooo.

  • @evanyoung31198
    @evanyoung31198 9 років тому +28

    I sent my Swedish friend a bad of taytos. She said they tasted like farts.

    • @evanyoung31198
      @evanyoung31198 9 років тому +2

      But tayto sandwiches are the best.

    • @GeorgiaGeorgette
      @GeorgiaGeorgette 8 років тому +7

      +Evan Young I farted mere seconds before reading that; my arse must be psychic.

  • @plotuscorman4020
    @plotuscorman4020 5 років тому +2

    Strange that Dan, who normally pukes at the drop of a hat with Ashens' weird food shit, seemed to get on fine with the Tayto choc.

  • @Prizm17
    @Prizm17 3 роки тому +4

    Since I saw this video I’ve always wanted to try that Tabasco chocolate and last summer I actually did and I enjoyed it thanks youtube recommendations for bringing me back

  • @THEADVENTURESOFKEVINTHECARROT
    @THEADVENTURESOFKEVINTHECARROT 2 роки тому +3

    I actually see camel balls in my local shop. and I'm scared of that camel coming to kill Me in my sleep.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому +3

      ...you would think there would be _two_ to the package, amirite lol
      🐪〰️🔴🔴 sweet dreams

  • @timokampwerth1996
    @timokampwerth1996 4 роки тому +4

    I don't think that there is a more British man than Dan

  • @AdventZER0
    @AdventZER0 Рік тому +2

    as an Aussie can tell you that even we think that the Vegemite chocolate is a stupid idea that no one asked for and no one buys it