32 Year Old Chili and 38 Year Old Beer | Ashens
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- Опубліковано 13 вер 2024
- How about some chili that's 32 years old? And some even older beer? The weirdest thing for me is that we spell it "chilli" in the UK, but I'm going with the spelling that's on the tin.
OK... Maybe having some massively expired food is weirder.
When I was a kid in the 80s who wouldve guessed that at some point cable tv would be slowly replaced by guys reading labels on decades old chili cans.
Morel Hunter to be fair, back in the 80s/90s it seemed likely enough that thered be a cable channel that was just that
Roxie Mika PBS was a better source of entertainment, huh?
@Michael O Callaghan can't wait in 2050 where I see some guy eat old 1998 koolaid
What a world we live in. I LOVE IT.
And I can't tell whether this is because it's so entertaining, or because TV has gotten just that bad.
"the taste of rot" would actually be a great name for your autobiography.
Or the description of British food 😜🤪🤡😄
Actually excellent name for a metal band.
Mellange of Badness
or obituary.
Or better yet "A Taste of Tat and Rot"
32-Year-Old Chili
38-Year-Old Beer
40-Year-Old found dead from food poisoning
😂
my dad used to race professionally, so I asked if he knew anything about mr allison since I'd never heard of him before. my dad said he actually talked to him several times, and was surprised to hear he had his own brand of chili! he said he was a nice guy and took the time to come chat with the lower level racers even though he was quite literally out of their league. and then I got an entire lecture about mr allison's entire family, completely unprompted. don't know how to end this comment goodbye
3 years later, I read this and think you ended it perfectly. Hope you and your dad are well.
Is your dad still alive?
Good to know he was a good person
Rip dads n davey
one of these days ashens is going to open a can and unleash some unspeakable plague upon the earth
V. M. and he would be the First.
Nice hiss, though.
This needs to be his next movie
There's a good chance he'll spray botulism toxin into his face one day if he keeps eating old and obscure canned foods. Any time a can is bulging or dented, there's a chance it could be packed full of botulism toxin and simply opening the shit could kill an entire room under the right circumstances.
Pandora's Chili Can
That hiss from the can was actually the spirit of Davey Allison saying "DONT EAT THIS!"
Lol
For sale: Excellent condition brown fabric sofa. Barely used
*_Dunm-ding!_*
Is rumored that sofa was originally white.
A few stains, barely visible unless you know where they are
Just mentioning them because because i am a stickler for thees things
Arguably the second most recognized sofa of all time that has appeared in Internet videos
Would take it. Even if it is not red and I do not have to chase it.
Maybe it will even chase me.
Honestly impressed that the beer was still perfectly fizzy after nearly *40* years. Edit: Ah, it was rotting gas that made it still fizzy. Lovely....
Yeah, beer does not last long at all.
Am I the only one who really loved the "pure Alaska water" rant? Because it was amazing.
Nope me and someone else agreed lol
It's one of Ashens' greatest moments.
"you FUCKING hear that!?"
I come back to it often. It’s absolutely brilliant
There will be trouble!
Holy shit. We own that bowl, Ashens.
My mother can confirm, she got it from a petrol station in the 80s.
mysteriouskazakh oh lol
I’m your 82nd subscriber :)
maybe she got it from the same petrol station Ashen's mum got it from in the 80's. Maybe Ashens was in there as a young lad when your mum was picking it up.
Maybe ashens is your mum
Perfect for serving botulism LOL!!! 😂
I'm a transplant recipient and I have to be really carefully about germs due to my suppressed immune system. It's a lot of fun to safely watch this guy play with stuff that would immediately kill me.
Best of luck man
Ditto
I'm rather ignorant about these things. Will your immune system be suppressed forever, or will it eventually return to normal?
I was thinking that same question. Hey SOAHC, hope you're of better health and higher spirits.
No. His immune system is screwed up permanently. Mostly because if it's not, it would eat the organ. It's going to eat the organ anyway. One of the things they don't tell you is that organ transplants last under a decade. The more blood that goes to an organ, the shorter the amount of time it lasts.
It's an odd thought that Ashen is probably the first and only person to drink that particular beer since about 1980
I clicked on a bean video and all I got was very sad stories of beloved people dying in helicopter crashes
Tell me about it. This video got dark fast.
Venom Cooldude The Nutmaster
I applaud you for somehow making a cringeworthy meme funny
Pajamapants Jack I guess you could say... *they spilled there beans*
I found those story's funny
Pfp source?
British food review: "Oh dear. Yes. Right... Oh dear. Yes. Right."
That's pretty like how I imagine british people having sex xD
mcrsit thanks pal, the way you speak about me is the way i imagine you'd try and pick up girls because your a fat introverted shut in who forgot what humanity was. have a nice day
why so angry pal? I mean I'm a Brit and that just seems like a joke. It might not be original, but its nothing to get that offended by.
You forgot "Oh God!"
mcrsit As a British person, I can confirm that is 100% accurate.
so Ashens, when are we getting your new book "Horribly Expired Food You've Probably Never Heard Of"?
jomb234 Or perhaps "Horribly Expired Foods You Wish You'd Never Heard Of"!
pixel girl with that dreadful shrink wrapped century egg being in the chapter "don't even try to eat this!"
jomb234 more like Horribly Expired Food You've Probably Never Heard Of, But I've Eaten For Your Enjoyment
pixel girl and right next to that a picture of sirstrumming with a skull and crossbones
lordspectre isn't that those fermented anchovies that even Andrew Zimmern had a tough time eating?
if yes, then i support the movement for that skull and crossbones to be slapped over the image of sirstrumming. VE MUST VARN ZE MASSES!
The hissing from the can is always a sign of all of the quality goodness packed inside
Nice hiss
"i think nascar is the thing where they drive really, really fast in really big circles, theres probably more to it"
no thats basically it.
Both of you have never watched the sport and likely never will. Ignorance truly is bliss.
Yeah I love that he assumes it's more complex... Nah they just drive around fast. Murica
@@ricksanchezsflask8794 Yee haw you inbred buck
@@ricksanchezsflask8794 Hehe "the sport". You know damn well all they do is drive around fast (that's all racing is) and most people watch hoping to see a wreck. Nothing wrong with that, let's not be pretentious about it.
@@ricksanchezsflask8794 Wow...
Ah, my Chili finally made it in a video.
I think it was 30 years old when I sent it from VA, but I'm glad somebody got to have a delicious bean lick.
just revisiting this video randomly, how do you feel about "the smell of rancid chilli permeating" Ashens house for 12 hours? I must have clicked off when i originally watched it becuase that part made me just about fall to the floor just now.
@@syok1107 I honestly revisit this video every now and again and smile when I see that and say "Lol, that was me who did that" I live in England now so maybe one day I'll visit Ashens during a fan meetup and reveal I'm the chili stinker
@@da_mango_weasel9430 It's absolutely one of my favorite Ashens moments. Please come back here and post if you ever do meet him. All the best, take care!
Okay so I have a question, how did you find this?
@@nickrustyson8124 Well, I’m English, but lived in the states for a while in a place called Charlottesville. I went to a small hick town a county over called Ruckersville and found it in an antique shop, think I paid like five bucks for it.
"Oh shit, son!" Has to be my favorite line of the video. 😂😂😂
Not even the courtesy of time stamping it. Shameful.
11:27 ;)
I was looking for this comment. And saw no time stamp. Noticed a hero without a Cape has posted the time stamp. Good show xD
@@BlackSteelRaven tis' what I d-d-do
I appreciate this open-minded, respectful, comprehensive, and still lovingly befuddled take from someone not familiar with NASCAR but not posh or insulting about it, and an interesting intersection for me of things which I'm a fan of, that being auto racing, food, history, Star Wars and even Persona, oddly enough, altogether on this channel. And yes, I hope to take your advice about helicopters, being an aspiring race driver myself.
It's so wild that this video is the cited source on Davey Allison's Wikipedia page for the fact that he had his own brand of chili.
"Something not right amongst the spices" Its Botulism, and you are breathing it in. What a time to be alive
he did more than breathe it, to be fair.
Davey would be proud that in 2017 someone was licking his beans.
Lick n flick da bean!
Any canned food which bulges most likely contains salmonella and/or botulism which very well can be deadly. That's my PSA for the day! 😁
why just those 2
Botulism makes you strong and gives you abs, eat up kiddies.
@@Demiglitch no it will fuk u up
Lol
So Fallout is full of shit?
@Squidward tentacles that unoriginal are we?
“Not Right Among the Spices”
A story about love, betrayal, and expired chili.
*Massive Undercurrent of Rot* makes for a good metal band name too.
What doesn't?
The Aftertaste of Doom.
Rancid generally refers to the decomposition of fats. That happens even to most sterile foods given enough time (depending on their composition) but can also happen due to microbes. Rancid food may smell and taste terrible, but is probably safe. (well, don't base your diet on it) Color can be completely changed in foods this old.
If a can is bulging or broken open, it might be ROTTEN. Rotten food can be deadly to eat, as many bacteria and fungus produce toxins. Botulism is the most well known. If you suspect food may be rotten, seriously do not eat it. Personally I doubt this one has botulism, I've seen examples of canned foods with botulism, and you would know when it was opened. I still would not eat it though. I am unaware of any rancid foods producing appreciable gases.
mvp comment fr
I'll take your advice in case I have to roam the ruins of wasteland some day.
@@DOSRetroGamer soon
Good to know. Thanks.
The red colour is gone, because it sacrificed itself to prevent oxidation of the rest of the food.
(Because betacarotene and luteine as well as anthocyanins act as antioxidants)
Thank you, I love educational comments
I love lamp.......
the more you know, thank you
I came to the comments to see if there was an explanation for this, thanks!
So it’s rusted. Hence the color, right? God…
"ooooooh shit son!!! NOT ON THE COUCH!" Ashens 2017'
sofa
Gunnar klinger You showed him hard! ☺
Gunnar klinger settee.
Lines said during sexytimes on the sofa :D
davenport
I was about to go to sleep for work tomorrow, but then I saw an Ashens video.....Wisely I chose to watch the Ashens video.
Ayy same
Me too.
I'm at work watching this rn
Conker The Cat same
TheStoopidChannel135 america has multiple time zones... in california, it could be 12 AM, and in Ohio, it could be 11 PM
Let's get this into a tray... Nice! Next week, Ashens reviews Botulism.
t0dmacher I love that MRE channel too!
I'm pretty sure Ashens was my gateway drug into the seedy underbelly that is known as the MRE review community.
t0dmacher careful, its odorless!
I think mine was similar. Techmoan->Ashens->SteveMREInfo1989
A l r i g h t, c y a...
"The tragedy of Dave Allison the Fast"
It’s not something American media would tell you. It’s a NASCAR legend.
So what have we learned today?
Driving a car is very much different from piloting a helicopter!
gta disagrees
Whenever I am hungry but am too broke to get lunch I just watch an Ashens ancient food review and that clears it right up.
It was made at bunker hill? Must be tinned lunch beans for the Brotherhood Of Steel
nuculearpancake17 *prewar tinned "Botulism Bombs"*
I am genuinely disappointed I can't find a mod for that.
Spider Venom Fallout 3 DLC
2021 update: IF YOU DO ANYTHING DO NOT RIDE A HELICOPTER!
Failed my 3rd exam at university. Ashens eating some old ass food is what I needed to cheer me up.Thanks Stu
Mr. Ixolite Wow, a nice youtube comment. That's something new. Thank you dude for the support
Don't call him Stu, only his close personal friends get to call him stu, i know because i am not one.
nice username bro
Clorox Bleach Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...
wait...
This Username is MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!! just keep your head up and learn harder. you will do it when you believe in it! but an ashens video is good to cheer you up!
Honestly the story of Davey Allison is an amazing but tragic story, especially with his passing
He just never quit no matter how much punishment his body took, example being him fracturing his skull and popping several blood vessels in his eyes at Pocono from a violent wreck before showing up next race at Talladega and starting before being replaced after the first caution
Nice Hiss.
TGajend I'm not the only one! yay!
Nice!
Nice!
Greg25kk ketchup catsup ketchup catsup
Greg25kk lets get this out on a tray
“Massive undercurrent of rot” also sounds like a good book title
you forgot to say "nice hiss" when you opened it..
Captain Ferret I bet Steve would eat the entire lot
Captain Ferret He also forgot to put it out on a tray and say "nice".
Captain Ferret hehe. Nice !
Steve1989 would not have eaten it if he saw the can bloated cause he knows that is botulism lol. Ashens went rouge there .
The sound of rot.
I doubt this is 32 years old. That means it would've been 1985 when this chili was sold. The styling of the #28 on Davey's hat wasn't run until 1991. So more than likely this can originated sometime between 1991-93.
youdud44 according to an archived article from the Orlando Sentinel, it was February of 1993 when the chili hit the shelf, for $1.19
youdud44 it's still fucking old either way
youdud44 Yeah, and with microwave instructions on the tin.
youdud44 nobody likes a know-it-all
0Claire420 did he know they could be turned into cameras?
You should've poured the beer into the chili and see what bioweapon of mass destruction you could've made.
That’s probably been made illegal in several treatises.
tldr: athletes should avoid helicopters
I was looking to see if anyone updated that statement
Or any aircraft, Graham Hill crashed his aeroplane and died.
everyone should avoid helicopters, they're evil bastards
Just ask Kobe Bryant-oh wait
Collin McCrae 😩
Every time I hear Ashens go on a tremendous, sweary rant, my heart soars with joy.
it appears as though your can of chili has been pre-digested.
Pre-digested for your convenience
@@JeddtheJedi Lmao 😂
Davey Allison had already enjoyed that chili.
"OOOHH SHIT, SON"
-Ashens 2017
"I have enjoyed my own special chilli recipe since I was a kid" - if he means he made that chilli while he was a child then i am deeply, deeply afraid.
If i had to guess it's either a family recipe or just made up for marketing
He created the recipe while in the womb.
@@magicemperor2420 he is the recipe
Tabasco sauce as an ingredient does give the 'family recipe' credibility
@@polarisationOmg, plottwistt
from now on i'm calling my paper towels "paper kitchen roll stuff"
I think we tend to call it kitchen roll in the UK, hence Stuart's word jumble
Jack Gowrie ahh, i see
That is a nerdy picture. Not hard to guess what kind of people would use it as a youtube icon.
くたばれクソタレ oh?
AsterioMetaverse And what kind of person would that be? Also I dragged your name to the text box and AsterioMetaverse came up, so i'm just going to keep that.
"SHIT SON"
my sides help me
Do you like a little Botulinum toxin & or mold with your Chili? In the words of Philip J Fry, "It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up."
He was lucky, if there was indeed botulinum toxin (which isn't unlikely if the can is bulging) then even licking the bean can be enough to paralyze you.
@@nienke7713 HA! licking the bean! Lol sorry, jokes aside, botulinum is a very real threat, but we would have known about that by now if old mate ate it and got infected.
@@scunts nice spot! I read right past the "licking the bean" part.
Clostridium botulinum hates low ph environments, chili tends to be lower in ph due to the tomato, especially with the addition of vinegar and ketchup. Beans in water on the other hand...
I love the part when the worm talks about how his ancestors got into the stomach they are all in on the sandwich.
"Not right among the spices"
Sounds like an interesting book about colonial India
"I'm gonna to take one for the team and down the hole bowl no I'm fucking not" XD
Sasuke Uchiha XD lolz remember myspace?
shmanti but i thought it was a myth. A legend
Whole*
I would say that chilli is not from 1985 since Davey's rookie year was 1987, probably between 90 and 93.
I agree. I'd say 89-90 at the absolute earliest.
Wasn’t Davey killed in 92??
They're making a left turn!
They're making a left turn!
They're making a left turn!
I wonder what's gonna happen next!?
Except you know when they race at racetracks with right turns.
@@EDMLyfe i don't think they do actually hahaha they must be really good at left turns!
my, what an excellent undercut into that left hander...
@@emptywindexbottle97 We do have two road courses at the top level, and I think a few at the lower levels too. Other than that it's all left turns.
From the USDA website: All containers of meat, poultry, and egg products must be labeled with a USDA mark of inspection and establishment (EST number), which is assigned to the plant where the product was produced.
I learned something new today.
I figured it was a number of an establishment rather than the year established.
But I'd rather believe the department of agriculture was a city state founded 1200 years ago on what must be the most trivial prophecy in the world.
My kitten has been a bit sick for a couple days. That literally looks like her poop.
Gryffydd David: does it taste like chilli too?
@Kam Mike Not his kittys fault
@Kam Mike No
@Kam Mike how is it the cats fault
Well it certainly looks like a bad *poop*
modified mood starch
tastes like feels
Aaron Ondreako brilliant
Aaron Ondreako that is a perfect tagline. let us create this modified mood starch and become like unto gods
Aaron Ondreako its sans death from undertale
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THE FEEEEEEELSSSSSS
Your idea for a competition is dangerous and just a terrible idea... encouraging anyone to go to Great Yarmouth.
Yeah, someone looking for cocaine might stand on it
Once your in you never leave!
At least you can possibly drown while you're there, which instantly solves the perpetual misery of being at the coast in East Anglia
i'm currently sinking into the brackish fens as we speak! :O
EvilRaptorMudkip We'd have to drive 4 hours from Birmingham to get to Great Yarmouth, and we only go there to see some family down there. We always go to Norwich, however, and Norwich City Centre is quite nice.
This is a PSA for anyone who stumbles across this comment, never eat anything from an old can, unless it's dried. At least in America, until 1991, cans were sealed with lead. Unless the food was supposed to be dry, this means that lead has been leaching into the can for years. The lining of the can itself could possibly be leaching into the can as well, even if the can isn't damaged or rusted. By the time you open it, there could be absolutely lethal amounts of lead and other heavy metal contamination in the food.
Source: One of my favorite youtubers buys and opens vintage food cans and frequently runs lead and heavy metals tests on the contents, and they are almost always completely off the charts with lead and iron content.
"THE ONLY ONE BREWED WITH PURE ALASKA WATER YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT"
I'm dead
The ONLY ONE brewed with PURE Alaskan water.
VeggØ Ω THE ONLY ONE!
"because no one else wanted to brew mass marketed beer in alaska but we have a government grant so I guess we have to now" was the rest of the slogan but it was too long to put on the can.
If you say there's other beer brewed with alaskan water i'll send the boys round your house
Looked more like pure Alaskan piss water
I was screaming at my screen for you not to eat the chili. OMG My dad bought several cans of that when I was a kid and it was not that color when it was new. IIRC it tasted like every other canned chili... Bleh.
girochin007 ya how I remember it it was bloody awful
i just kept chanting a horrified "no... NO" myself, growing steadily louder as he described things such as possible mold
girochin007 I always thought it tasted like my idea of what dog food would
girochin007 I yell "NO!" Too. But my sister locked me in room, because I was too loud
I would also leave my exaggerated description of myself yelling no at a video but, I'd rather not. You guys seem to have it under control.
New tagline!
ASHENS: "Imagine Some Piss"
You may say I'm a streamer, but I'm not the only one
Omg you're beautiful xx
@@15-Peter-20 simp
@@15-Peter-20 little yanks acting like its a crime to call a lassie beautiful 🙄
@@06window37 like its so wrong to pay a woman a compliment who indeed is very beautiful
I gotta say, usually these videos of people "Unboxing" shit hold no thrill for me. But there's something about this channel that makes for compulsive viewing. Ashens is a genuinely funny guy! - A rarity among the countless youtube fuckwits
For me, it's partly because there's almost no-one else doing the stuff he does, & partly because in most cases, the crap he reviews is so poorly made that it makes me laugh in & of itself. The commentary is a bonus. If you like Ashens, you might like: Mike Jeavons' Infomercialism series, CinemaSins & BrandSins, & CultMoo's It Came from a Can series. They all do the same trope, referred to by tvtropes.org as "accentuating the negative."
If you enjoy these videos then you should definitely check out Steve1989mreinfo. He reviews MREs dating back to ww2 and I believe he reviewed a ration that was for ww1.
he ate older than that which is hard tack from us civil war
+1 for repping Darth Plagueis memes.
@@tekuusi impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.
@D'niro Gavin I've been looking forward to this
i love watching davey allisons smiling face, even though 2 inches above his face, hell is being revealed
"Im going to take one for the team and down the whole bowl, No im fuuuuuuucking not" Lmao 😅
hearing you threaten people over the beer and the Alaskan water is gold.
I live an hour's drive away from Bedford, where the chili was made. It was available here in Richmond until around 1993 when Allison passed away. I remember my dad buying a whole case.
Dear Ashens, please never eat tinned food with bombage (don't know the English word sorry). Botulinum really likes to live in oxygen free cans and specializes in killing people fast. Take care.
Sebastian The word you are looking for is Bending. Also yeah botulism is bad if you watch any Steve1989 videos you would know this without a doubt.
Sebastian Who cares? Ashens is eating old food! Better than the slowly repetitive Lootcrate unboxings...
botulism isn't bad for you, it's what keeps American celebrities looking so young and expressionless.
swelling of the can simply indicates the presence of gas (and also indicates that can is still sealed). surstromming cans, for example, are nearly always swollen, that doesnt mean they are contaminated with botulinum. it is standard industrial procedure to sterilize cans of cooked food after sealing (by heating them to a temperature around 190 F). in this case, most of the ingredients were probably cooked multiple times (ex., the beans were boiled even before being added to the chili), so the chances of any botulinum bacteria or spores being present are incredibly low. botulinum is an issue with home preserves of uncooked ingredients (ex. low acidity vegetable pickles), that dont involve any sterilization.
Seawolf Gaming Remember kids, no matter how old the food is, it's always "nice"
ashens is gonna "lick the bean"
Legend
Insert rimshot here
@@s1nz_math674 thanks XD
@@michaelluptonremixes6681 *rimshot*
oh yes he could 😫
So does anybody know if Davey Allison took that chili recipe to the grave or what?
Nefarious M.A.C I hate when the ingredients list says "flavorings," "natural flavor" or similar. I'd really like more detail than that, yaknow?
It's the government's way of protecting secret recipes, but of course there are loopholes that companies use to get around saying what it is.
NoMooreMercy Gaming wd-40 isn't patented, so they never have to tell anyone what's in it
It also makes it impossible to know whether or not something's vegetarian. I mean, in this case, obviously not, given the beef content. But Many would be surprised to know that V8 is at times, and at times not, vegetarian.
what kind of meat product ends up in V-8?
I would love for you to tell us the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
LairdDeimos its not a tale the jedi would tel you
As a chemist, and a fan of chili, I can confirm that this is, in fact, not good.
Tragic death of Davey Allison: "Drives a Helicopter and dies"
Me: "huh... A racing driver who died from a helicopter crash... Sounds familiar..."
Ashen: *COLIN MCRAE!*
Me: "Oh yeaaa"
Seriously, why do they even need to drive a helicopter? And die?
To all the brits out there, just so you know, there's nothing else to it. They just drive in circles really fast
Alex Price yeah we know dude
Alex Price Ovals, not circles. They also turn to the left and only to the left. I'm pretty sure they also don't know what going to the right means.
Chris Rocks They do race on road courses, though they mostly stick to oval Speedway courses.
Chris Rocks
OVAL
OVAL
OOOOVVVVAAAALLLL
The Ovals do take skill to drive on, but that doesn't mean I like watching it.
I am a champion Motocross racer and you have taught me a life lesson. Never buy a helicopter under any circumstance
edit: jesus fuck leave me alone i was 13 when i wrote this
i had just won a junior championship and felt like showing it off goddamn
Then why do you have novice plates on your bike?
Your name is literally MotoRider#679. I feel like that’s what you might want to be? I feel like it’s a bit obvious.
Only if its a attack helicopter
@@upstate5184 a novice champion
This man gains respect from me for playing Cars Maternational.
"Something not right amongst the spice"... which book in the Dune series was that?
One of the shitty post-Frank books probably
Whenever I walk past a dumpster I'm going to say "ew, do you smell that massive undercurrent of rot?"
If you heated that up, your microwave would probably vomit.
Yes, I love it when he does food videos!
Apple Gal me too :)
Apple Gal same! Since he closed the PO box I'm afraid we won't have as many though :(
Yeah. It sucks. For some twisted reason, I enjoy his suffering with expired food. lol
Why'd he close the PO box?
boredunicorn510, his house was filling up with boxes and boxes of things people sent to him. And of course since people don't know what others have sent, he'd sometimes have several of one item. It's understandable that he closed it, just a bit of a bummer
imagine that.
Ashens: How do I get 40 year old beer stains off my couch?
Employee at Mor: ...Huh?
The odd thing is due to the estimated age of the sofa (the fact Stuart doesn't know how old it is, is a good indicator it's quite old) it's technically possible but incredibly unlikely someone could have spilled that beer on the sofa while it was still in production
My parents had bowls like that. The whole set. They always scared me ignoring best before dates but strangely it doesn’t scare me so much now with the stuff you get into
I too have developed a "2 days beyond the best before but it still looks and smells fine" rule as a result of watching Stuart eat expired stuff (but admittedly the stuff that's like 2 months out of date not four bloody decades). And that's a seriously cool profile picture.
that canned chili had remarkably natural ingredients. canned food today has like 5 food ingredients and 103 random preservatives or chemicals.
If it had more preservatives it probably would've lasted longer
If it were made today I guarantee the 2nd ingredient would be HFCS.
>1995 was 50 years ago
Where has the time gone
Crash bandicoot was released in 1913, feel old yet?
Why did I believe that
22 years ago
@@robertsroberts1688 Your lying
@MasterP420 lying
To add to "racing drivers dying in helicopter crashes", you can add Al Holbert, multi-time IMSA GTP driver and Le Mans 24 hour race winner to that. Oh, and Randy Rhoads (not racing driver, same helicopter-related undoing)
Pascal Farful I think Randy was in a plane, actually.
Ah, you may be correct. So yes, it is just racing drivers who shouldn't fly helicopters. Good to know.
The NASCAR team owner Jack Roush crashed his plane TWICE and survived. Really bizarre.
Rick Hendrick was nowhere near that lucky though, especially not in 2004...
Pascal Farful add also Colin McRae who died in an helicopter accident
Your expletive filled rant was very Mark Corrigan, I laughed heartily!
As far as I can tell that's what NASCAR seems to be.
Also holy hell this one was a rollercoaster of emotions. There was tragic loss, crashes, and chili, all the way to ashens reactions when eating food.
Someone should create a fallout 4 mod with this can.
Mutanninja on it......
One of these days Ashens will open a can of that toxin from Return of the Living Dead and doom us all.
I looked back to 85 all I saw was shrek starring me in the eye with a face of disappointment
I was so hungry before watching this and the chili completely destroyed my hunger. Thank you based Ashens.
9:25 will forever be one of my favorite Ashens moments
Ashens saying "OOOH SHIT SON!" made my day! xD
Dabey's soul is finally free, as the last bean tin with his face on it was openend, the hiss was part of him freed from inside.
How I can watch these while scarfing down chinese leftovers baffles me.
dracoofthefame mmmmmm chinese food
It helps that im part chinese :D
I'm not impressed. Rewatch it whilst eating chili.
EXTREMEKIWI115. I was legit thinking about cooking up some chilli before this despite being 20 past 3 in the morning. I'M A STUDENT, IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE. I'm having some second thoughts now.
...AND DOWN THE WHOLE BOWL! I feared for your life when that was announced.
Somebody needs to show Ashens Talladega Nights.
"I never saw this stuff when it was fresh."
Anyone else uttering this phrase would elicit confusion. With Ashens, it's warm nostalgia.