32 Year Old Chili and 38 Year Old Beer | Ashens

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  • Опубліковано 13 вер 2024
  • How about some chili that's 32 years old? And some even older beer? The weirdest thing for me is that we spell it "chilli" in the UK, but I'm going with the spelling that's on the tin.
    OK... Maybe having some massively expired food is weirder.

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  • @morelhunter3966
    @morelhunter3966 7 років тому +999

    When I was a kid in the 80s who wouldve guessed that at some point cable tv would be slowly replaced by guys reading labels on decades old chili cans.

    • @plushifoxed
      @plushifoxed 5 років тому +27

      Morel Hunter to be fair, back in the 80s/90s it seemed likely enough that thered be a cable channel that was just that

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 років тому +1

      Roxie Mika PBS was a better source of entertainment, huh?

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 3 роки тому +2

      @Michael O Callaghan can't wait in 2050 where I see some guy eat old 1998 koolaid

    • @maryfreebed9886
      @maryfreebed9886 2 роки тому +3

      What a world we live in. I LOVE IT.

    • @patsk8872
      @patsk8872 Рік тому +2

      And I can't tell whether this is because it's so entertaining, or because TV has gotten just that bad.

  • @JungleScene
    @JungleScene 4 роки тому +685

    "the taste of rot" would actually be a great name for your autobiography.

  • @theplasmapro8343
    @theplasmapro8343 7 років тому +149

    32-Year-Old Chili
    38-Year-Old Beer
    40-Year-Old found dead from food poisoning

  • @kukido
    @kukido 4 роки тому +133

    my dad used to race professionally, so I asked if he knew anything about mr allison since I'd never heard of him before. my dad said he actually talked to him several times, and was surprised to hear he had his own brand of chili! he said he was a nice guy and took the time to come chat with the lower level racers even though he was quite literally out of their league. and then I got an entire lecture about mr allison's entire family, completely unprompted. don't know how to end this comment goodbye

  • @v.m.9198
    @v.m.9198 7 років тому +3228

    one of these days ashens is going to open a can and unleash some unspeakable plague upon the earth

    • @mikaze30
      @mikaze30 7 років тому +18

      V. M. and he would be the First.

    • @aidangarvey7049
      @aidangarvey7049 7 років тому +63

      Nice hiss, though.

    • @matte4562
      @matte4562 7 років тому +13

      This needs to be his next movie

    • @HystericalHuntress
      @HystericalHuntress 6 років тому +46

      There's a good chance he'll spray botulism toxin into his face one day if he keeps eating old and obscure canned foods. Any time a can is bulging or dented, there's a chance it could be packed full of botulism toxin and simply opening the shit could kill an entire room under the right circumstances.

    • @Kahzarod
      @Kahzarod 6 років тому +54

      Pandora's Chili Can

  • @wikkedkillah2351
    @wikkedkillah2351 7 років тому +180

    That hiss from the can was actually the spirit of Davey Allison saying "DONT EAT THIS!"

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw 11 місяців тому

      Lol

  • @user-fz3sz2dj4r
    @user-fz3sz2dj4r 7 років тому +808

    For sale: Excellent condition brown fabric sofa. Barely used

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 7 років тому +6

      *_Dunm-ding!_*

    • @Patchuchan
      @Patchuchan 7 років тому +108

      Is rumored that sofa was originally white.

    • @Dudebrotheguy
      @Dudebrotheguy 6 років тому +13

      A few stains, barely visible unless you know where they are
      Just mentioning them because because i am a stickler for thees things

    • @Noobsaibot21
      @Noobsaibot21 6 років тому +14

      Arguably the second most recognized sofa of all time that has appeared in Internet videos

    • @tpat90
      @tpat90 5 років тому +2

      Would take it. Even if it is not red and I do not have to chase it.
      Maybe it will even chase me.

  • @ianmiller6040
    @ianmiller6040 Рік тому +110

    Honestly impressed that the beer was still perfectly fizzy after nearly *40* years. Edit: Ah, it was rotting gas that made it still fizzy. Lovely....

  • @rg1124nov
    @rg1124nov 7 років тому +165

    Am I the only one who really loved the "pure Alaska water" rant? Because it was amazing.

  • @mysteriouskazakh
    @mysteriouskazakh 7 років тому +606

    Holy shit. We own that bowl, Ashens.
    My mother can confirm, she got it from a petrol station in the 80s.

    • @maddiful
      @maddiful 6 років тому +4

      mysteriouskazakh oh lol

    • @maddiful
      @maddiful 6 років тому +3

      I’m your 82nd subscriber :)

    • @ricksanchezsflask8794
      @ricksanchezsflask8794 6 років тому +18

      maybe she got it from the same petrol station Ashen's mum got it from in the 80's. Maybe Ashens was in there as a young lad when your mum was picking it up.

    • @jt-bg6ey
      @jt-bg6ey 5 років тому +14

      Maybe ashens is your mum

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 5 років тому +13

      Perfect for serving botulism LOL!!! 😂

  • @SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC
    @SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC 7 років тому +864

    I'm a transplant recipient and I have to be really carefully about germs due to my suppressed immune system. It's a lot of fun to safely watch this guy play with stuff that would immediately kill me.

    • @garnetbezanson1404
      @garnetbezanson1404 7 років тому +119

      Best of luck man

    • @morelhunter3966
      @morelhunter3966 7 років тому +12

      Ditto

    • @user-74652
      @user-74652 7 років тому +36

      I'm rather ignorant about these things. Will your immune system be suppressed forever, or will it eventually return to normal?

    • @holdwholetruthholy1511
      @holdwholetruthholy1511 7 років тому +10

      I was thinking that same question. Hey SOAHC, hope you're of better health and higher spirits.

    • @BenLWolf
      @BenLWolf 6 років тому +66

      No. His immune system is screwed up permanently. Mostly because if it's not, it would eat the organ. It's going to eat the organ anyway. One of the things they don't tell you is that organ transplants last under a decade. The more blood that goes to an organ, the shorter the amount of time it lasts.

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 3 роки тому +60

    It's an odd thought that Ashen is probably the first and only person to drink that particular beer since about 1980

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 7 років тому +352

    I clicked on a bean video and all I got was very sad stories of beloved people dying in helicopter crashes

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 7 років тому +63

      Tell me about it. This video got dark fast.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 7 років тому

      Venom Cooldude The Nutmaster
      I applaud you for somehow making a cringeworthy meme funny

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 7 років тому

      Pajamapants Jack I guess you could say... *they spilled there beans*

    • @athanfishy
      @athanfishy 7 років тому

      I found those story's funny

    • @PeriapsisStudios2000
      @PeriapsisStudios2000 5 років тому +1

      Pfp source?

  • @HereForAStorm
    @HereForAStorm 7 років тому +2069

    British food review: "Oh dear. Yes. Right... Oh dear. Yes. Right."

    • @mcrsit
      @mcrsit 7 років тому +350

      That's pretty like how I imagine british people having sex xD

    • @spook9155
      @spook9155 7 років тому +13

      mcrsit thanks pal, the way you speak about me is the way i imagine you'd try and pick up girls because your a fat introverted shut in who forgot what humanity was. have a nice day

    • @WatchManGamer
      @WatchManGamer 7 років тому +124

      why so angry pal? I mean I'm a Brit and that just seems like a joke. It might not be original, but its nothing to get that offended by.

    • @TheCutePyro
      @TheCutePyro 7 років тому +37

      You forgot "Oh God!"

    • @BestSupportEUW
      @BestSupportEUW 7 років тому +51

      mcrsit As a British person, I can confirm that is 100% accurate.

  • @sambeckettcat
    @sambeckettcat 7 років тому +647

    so Ashens, when are we getting your new book "Horribly Expired Food You've Probably Never Heard Of"?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 7 років тому +42

      jomb234 Or perhaps "Horribly Expired Foods You Wish You'd Never Heard Of"!

    • @GAMEPRODELTA
      @GAMEPRODELTA 7 років тому +1

      pixel girl with that dreadful shrink wrapped century egg being in the chapter "don't even try to eat this!"

    • @joeyp9524
      @joeyp9524 7 років тому +14

      jomb234 more like Horribly Expired Food You've Probably Never Heard Of, But I've Eaten For Your Enjoyment

    • @lordspectre316
      @lordspectre316 7 років тому

      pixel girl and right next to that a picture of sirstrumming with a skull and crossbones

    • @kyleshepard3139
      @kyleshepard3139 7 років тому +2

      lordspectre isn't that those fermented anchovies that even Andrew Zimmern had a tough time eating?
      if yes, then i support the movement for that skull and crossbones to be slapped over the image of sirstrumming. VE MUST VARN ZE MASSES!

  • @Camelfacekamala
    @Camelfacekamala 5 років тому +44

    The hissing from the can is always a sign of all of the quality goodness packed inside

  • @oisinduffy2956
    @oisinduffy2956 7 років тому +1683

    "i think nascar is the thing where they drive really, really fast in really big circles, theres probably more to it"
    no thats basically it.

    • @ricksanchezsflask8794
      @ricksanchezsflask8794 6 років тому +113

      Both of you have never watched the sport and likely never will. Ignorance truly is bliss.

    • @nicolerok4167
      @nicolerok4167 5 років тому +55

      Yeah I love that he assumes it's more complex... Nah they just drive around fast. Murica

    • @TheMeelickMafia
      @TheMeelickMafia 5 років тому +50

      @@ricksanchezsflask8794 Yee haw you inbred buck

    • @jimjambananaslam3596
      @jimjambananaslam3596 5 років тому +67

      @@ricksanchezsflask8794 Hehe "the sport". You know damn well all they do is drive around fast (that's all racing is) and most people watch hoping to see a wreck. Nothing wrong with that, let's not be pretentious about it.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 років тому +2

      @@ricksanchezsflask8794 Wow...

  • @da_mango_weasel9430
    @da_mango_weasel9430 7 років тому +131

    Ah, my Chili finally made it in a video.
    I think it was 30 years old when I sent it from VA, but I'm glad somebody got to have a delicious bean lick.

    • @syok1107
      @syok1107 Рік тому +8

      just revisiting this video randomly, how do you feel about "the smell of rancid chilli permeating" Ashens house for 12 hours? I must have clicked off when i originally watched it becuase that part made me just about fall to the floor just now.

    • @da_mango_weasel9430
      @da_mango_weasel9430 Рік тому +15

      @@syok1107 I honestly revisit this video every now and again and smile when I see that and say "Lol, that was me who did that" I live in England now so maybe one day I'll visit Ashens during a fan meetup and reveal I'm the chili stinker

    • @syok1107
      @syok1107 Рік тому +6

      @@da_mango_weasel9430 It's absolutely one of my favorite Ashens moments. Please come back here and post if you ever do meet him. All the best, take care!

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 11 місяців тому +1

      Okay so I have a question, how did you find this?

    • @da_mango_weasel9430
      @da_mango_weasel9430 11 місяців тому +6

      @@nickrustyson8124 Well, I’m English, but lived in the states for a while in a place called Charlottesville. I went to a small hick town a county over called Ruckersville and found it in an antique shop, think I paid like five bucks for it.

  • @DeLaCroix_
    @DeLaCroix_ 7 років тому +230

    "Oh shit, son!" Has to be my favorite line of the video. 😂😂😂

    • @franciscomoll-serrano8083
      @franciscomoll-serrano8083 5 років тому +9

      Not even the courtesy of time stamping it. Shameful.

    • @loopndoop
      @loopndoop 5 років тому +9

      11:27 ;)

    • @BlackSteelRaven
      @BlackSteelRaven 5 років тому +3

      I was looking for this comment. And saw no time stamp. Noticed a hero without a Cape has posted the time stamp. Good show xD

    • @loopndoop
      @loopndoop 5 років тому +1

      @@BlackSteelRaven tis' what I d-d-do

  • @ChrisPoindexter98
    @ChrisPoindexter98 3 роки тому +88

    I appreciate this open-minded, respectful, comprehensive, and still lovingly befuddled take from someone not familiar with NASCAR but not posh or insulting about it, and an interesting intersection for me of things which I'm a fan of, that being auto racing, food, history, Star Wars and even Persona, oddly enough, altogether on this channel. And yes, I hope to take your advice about helicopters, being an aspiring race driver myself.

  • @Churchgrimm
    @Churchgrimm 9 місяців тому +7

    It's so wild that this video is the cited source on Davey Allison's Wikipedia page for the fact that he had his own brand of chili.

  • @jamescabrie7952
    @jamescabrie7952 5 років тому +54

    "Something not right amongst the spices" Its Botulism, and you are breathing it in. What a time to be alive

  • @CrunchyTire
    @CrunchyTire 2 роки тому +44

    Davey would be proud that in 2017 someone was licking his beans.

  • @mrc6032
    @mrc6032 5 років тому +377

    Any canned food which bulges most likely contains salmonella and/or botulism which very well can be deadly. That's my PSA for the day! 😁

    • @404killer
      @404killer 4 роки тому

      why just those 2

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 4 роки тому +47

      Botulism makes you strong and gives you abs, eat up kiddies.

    • @mrc6032
      @mrc6032 4 роки тому +3

      @@Demiglitch no it will fuk u up
      Lol

    • @ldmt1995
      @ldmt1995 4 роки тому +6

      So Fallout is full of shit?

    • @DakinRinone
      @DakinRinone 4 роки тому +3

      @Squidward tentacles that unoriginal are we?

  • @JayStack5
    @JayStack5 5 років тому +62

    “Not Right Among the Spices”
    A story about love, betrayal, and expired chili.

  • @TheSpacecraftX
    @TheSpacecraftX 7 років тому +118

    *Massive Undercurrent of Rot* makes for a good metal band name too.

  • @FhtagnCthulhu
    @FhtagnCthulhu 7 років тому +126

    Rancid generally refers to the decomposition of fats. That happens even to most sterile foods given enough time (depending on their composition) but can also happen due to microbes. Rancid food may smell and taste terrible, but is probably safe. (well, don't base your diet on it) Color can be completely changed in foods this old.
    If a can is bulging or broken open, it might be ROTTEN. Rotten food can be deadly to eat, as many bacteria and fungus produce toxins. Botulism is the most well known. If you suspect food may be rotten, seriously do not eat it. Personally I doubt this one has botulism, I've seen examples of canned foods with botulism, and you would know when it was opened. I still would not eat it though. I am unaware of any rancid foods producing appreciable gases.

  • @emilychb6621
    @emilychb6621 5 років тому +167

    The red colour is gone, because it sacrificed itself to prevent oxidation of the rest of the food.
    (Because betacarotene and luteine as well as anthocyanins act as antioxidants)

    • @BuzzKirill3D
      @BuzzKirill3D 4 роки тому +5

      Thank you, I love educational comments

    • @TrevJericho
      @TrevJericho 3 роки тому

      I love lamp.......

    • @AnikaJarlsdottr
      @AnikaJarlsdottr 3 роки тому +2

      the more you know, thank you

    • @danwhite3224
      @danwhite3224 10 місяців тому +1

      I came to the comments to see if there was an explanation for this, thanks!

    • @faenethlorhalien
      @faenethlorhalien 3 місяці тому

      So it’s rusted. Hence the color, right? God…

  • @WolfCommander
    @WolfCommander 7 років тому +344

    "ooooooh shit son!!! NOT ON THE COUCH!" Ashens 2017'

  • @ConkerTheCat
    @ConkerTheCat 7 років тому +740

    I was about to go to sleep for work tomorrow, but then I saw an Ashens video.....Wisely I chose to watch the Ashens video.

    • @AiOinc1
      @AiOinc1 7 років тому +4

      Ayy same

    • @KennethMak
      @KennethMak 7 років тому +4

      Me too.

    • @gshnoozer2
      @gshnoozer2 7 років тому +1

      I'm at work watching this rn

    • @Bigfluffydragongaming
      @Bigfluffydragongaming 7 років тому +1

      Conker The Cat same

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 7 років тому +2

      TheStoopidChannel135 america has multiple time zones... in california, it could be 12 AM, and in Ohio, it could be 11 PM

  • @t0dmacher
    @t0dmacher 7 років тому +358

    Let's get this into a tray... Nice! Next week, Ashens reviews Botulism.

    • @l1wolf14av
      @l1wolf14av 7 років тому +12

      t0dmacher I love that MRE channel too!

    • @Jigglysaint
      @Jigglysaint 7 років тому +31

      I'm pretty sure Ashens was my gateway drug into the seedy underbelly that is known as the MRE review community.

    • @LiamPenfold
      @LiamPenfold 7 років тому +7

      t0dmacher careful, its odorless!

    • @reeffeeder
      @reeffeeder 7 років тому +10

      I think mine was similar. Techmoan->Ashens->SteveMREInfo1989

    • @randywatson8347
      @randywatson8347 7 років тому +4

      A l r i g h t, c y a...

  • @tbx1024
    @tbx1024 7 років тому +96

    "The tragedy of Dave Allison the Fast"

    • @tktru
      @tktru 3 роки тому +3

      It’s not something American media would tell you. It’s a NASCAR legend.

  • @DustyTheKitty
    @DustyTheKitty 7 років тому +155

    So what have we learned today?
    Driving a car is very much different from piloting a helicopter!

  • @GrazCore
    @GrazCore 7 років тому +9

    Whenever I am hungry but am too broke to get lunch I just watch an Ashens ancient food review and that clears it right up.

  • @nuculearpancake17
    @nuculearpancake17 7 років тому +128

    It was made at bunker hill? Must be tinned lunch beans for the Brotherhood Of Steel

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 7 років тому +17

      nuculearpancake17 *prewar tinned "Botulism Bombs"*

    • @geekoborabora
      @geekoborabora 7 років тому

      I am genuinely disappointed I can't find a mod for that.

    • @lilcreeper1546
      @lilcreeper1546 7 років тому

      Spider Venom Fallout 3 DLC

  • @bobproduction5335
    @bobproduction5335 3 роки тому +11

    2021 update: IF YOU DO ANYTHING DO NOT RIDE A HELICOPTER!

  • @badthesolguy4057
    @badthesolguy4057 7 років тому +441

    Failed my 3rd exam at university. Ashens eating some old ass food is what I needed to cheer me up.Thanks Stu

    • @badthesolguy4057
      @badthesolguy4057 7 років тому +21

      Mr. Ixolite Wow, a nice youtube comment. That's something new. Thank you dude for the support

    • @kristina80ification
      @kristina80ification 7 років тому +6

      Don't call him Stu, only his close personal friends get to call him stu, i know because i am not one.

    • @yo252
      @yo252 7 років тому +1

      nice username bro

    • @jcraig6431
      @jcraig6431 7 років тому

      Clorox Bleach Talk about the pot calling the kettle black...
      wait...

    • @comradeurod9805
      @comradeurod9805 7 років тому

      This Username is MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!! just keep your head up and learn harder. you will do it when you believe in it! but an ashens video is good to cheer you up!

  • @QueenVoodo0
    @QueenVoodo0 2 роки тому +46

    Honestly the story of Davey Allison is an amazing but tragic story, especially with his passing
    He just never quit no matter how much punishment his body took, example being him fracturing his skull and popping several blood vessels in his eyes at Pocono from a violent wreck before showing up next race at Talladega and starting before being replaced after the first caution

  • @AGuy100
    @AGuy100 7 років тому +616

    Nice Hiss.

    • @l1wolf14av
      @l1wolf14av 7 років тому +23

      TGajend I'm not the only one! yay!

    • @hudsonrylee
      @hudsonrylee 7 років тому +29

      Nice!

    • @WBV420
      @WBV420 7 років тому +21

      Nice!

    • @alejandraquiroz669
      @alejandraquiroz669 7 років тому +5

      Greg25kk ketchup catsup ketchup catsup

    • @xanthrax6098
      @xanthrax6098 7 років тому +40

      Greg25kk lets get this out on a tray

  • @limaromeo8745
    @limaromeo8745 3 роки тому +28

    “Massive undercurrent of rot” also sounds like a good book title

  • @TheSexyFerret
    @TheSexyFerret 7 років тому +455

    you forgot to say "nice hiss" when you opened it..

    • @marcmcbride
      @marcmcbride 7 років тому +56

      Captain Ferret I bet Steve would eat the entire lot

    • @zetaruler
      @zetaruler 7 років тому +54

      Captain Ferret He also forgot to put it out on a tray and say "nice".

    • @cardboardboxification
      @cardboardboxification 7 років тому +8

      Captain Ferret hehe. Nice !

    • @lisatheboywonder6744
      @lisatheboywonder6744 7 років тому +29

      Steve1989 would not have eaten it if he saw the can bloated cause he knows that is botulism lol. Ashens went rouge there .

    • @lincolnnoronha4128
      @lincolnnoronha4128 7 років тому +2

      The sound of rot.

  • @youdud44
    @youdud44 7 років тому +184

    I doubt this is 32 years old. That means it would've been 1985 when this chili was sold. The styling of the #28 on Davey's hat wasn't run until 1991. So more than likely this can originated sometime between 1991-93.

    • @captainvsk
      @captainvsk 7 років тому +69

      youdud44 according to an archived article from the Orlando Sentinel, it was February of 1993 when the chili hit the shelf, for $1.19

    • @JackDomenabc
      @JackDomenabc 7 років тому +60

      youdud44 it's still fucking old either way

    • @awmperry
      @awmperry 7 років тому +1

      youdud44 Yeah, and with microwave instructions on the tin.

    • @nicolascastillo2458
      @nicolascastillo2458 7 років тому +2

      youdud44 nobody likes a know-it-all

    • @nicolascastillo2458
      @nicolascastillo2458 7 років тому +13

      0Claire420 did he know they could be turned into cameras?

  • @wall4818
    @wall4818 5 років тому +30

    You should've poured the beer into the chili and see what bioweapon of mass destruction you could've made.

    • @faenethlorhalien
      @faenethlorhalien 3 місяці тому

      That’s probably been made illegal in several treatises.

  • @squeeps4477
    @squeeps4477 4 роки тому +228

    tldr: athletes should avoid helicopters

    • @carsonbiggerstaff5860
      @carsonbiggerstaff5860 4 роки тому +17

      I was looking to see if anyone updated that statement

    • @cambridgemart2075
      @cambridgemart2075 4 роки тому +13

      Or any aircraft, Graham Hill crashed his aeroplane and died.

    • @caramelldansen2204
      @caramelldansen2204 3 роки тому +8

      everyone should avoid helicopters, they're evil bastards

    • @tktru
      @tktru 3 роки тому +4

      Just ask Kobe Bryant-oh wait

    • @RetroPlus
      @RetroPlus 2 роки тому

      Collin McCrae 😩

  • @donk1823
    @donk1823 7 років тому +19

    Every time I hear Ashens go on a tremendous, sweary rant, my heart soars with joy.

  • @officialclownbusiness7788
    @officialclownbusiness7788 7 років тому +113

    it appears as though your can of chili has been pre-digested.

    • @JeddtheJedi
      @JeddtheJedi 5 років тому +8

      Pre-digested for your convenience

    • @Borshigi
      @Borshigi 4 роки тому

      @@JeddtheJedi Lmao 😂

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 роки тому +1

      Davey Allison had already enjoyed that chili.

  • @notamuffin
    @notamuffin 7 років тому +60

    "OOOHH SHIT, SON"
    -Ashens 2017

  • @twowheeldrive6096
    @twowheeldrive6096 6 років тому +47

    "I have enjoyed my own special chilli recipe since I was a kid" - if he means he made that chilli while he was a child then i am deeply, deeply afraid.

    • @zanemcewen1343
      @zanemcewen1343 3 роки тому +3

      If i had to guess it's either a family recipe or just made up for marketing

    • @magicemperor2420
      @magicemperor2420 3 роки тому +7

      He created the recipe while in the womb.

    • @polarisation
      @polarisation 2 роки тому +3

      @@magicemperor2420 he is the recipe

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania Рік тому +2

      Tabasco sauce as an ingredient does give the 'family recipe' credibility

    • @Passageofsky
      @Passageofsky 17 днів тому

      ​@@polarisationOmg, plottwistt

  • @slcolby
    @slcolby 7 років тому +456

    from now on i'm calling my paper towels "paper kitchen roll stuff"

    • @Gowire
      @Gowire 7 років тому +37

      I think we tend to call it kitchen roll in the UK, hence Stuart's word jumble

    • @slcolby
      @slcolby 7 років тому +1

      Jack Gowrie ahh, i see

    • @AsterioMetaverse
      @AsterioMetaverse 7 років тому

      That is a nerdy picture. Not hard to guess what kind of people would use it as a youtube icon.

    • @slcolby
      @slcolby 7 років тому

      くたばれクソタレ oh?

    • @SmokeAndClickCircles
      @SmokeAndClickCircles 7 років тому +3

      AsterioMetaverse And what kind of person would that be? Also I dragged your name to the text box and AsterioMetaverse came up, so i'm just going to keep that.

  • @ChickpeaBlues
    @ChickpeaBlues 7 років тому +86

    "SHIT SON"
    my sides help me

  • @flyingninja1234
    @flyingninja1234 7 років тому +280

    Do you like a little Botulinum toxin & or mold with your Chili? In the words of Philip J Fry, "It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up."

    • @nienke7713
      @nienke7713 5 років тому +23

      He was lucky, if there was indeed botulinum toxin (which isn't unlikely if the can is bulging) then even licking the bean can be enough to paralyze you.

    • @scunts
      @scunts 5 років тому +7

      @@nienke7713 HA! licking the bean! Lol sorry, jokes aside, botulinum is a very real threat, but we would have known about that by now if old mate ate it and got infected.

    • @lumntoob999
      @lumntoob999 5 років тому +2

      @@scunts nice spot! I read right past the "licking the bean" part.

    • @NotoriousPyro
      @NotoriousPyro 5 років тому +4

      Clostridium botulinum hates low ph environments, chili tends to be lower in ph due to the tomato, especially with the addition of vinegar and ketchup. Beans in water on the other hand...

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 5 років тому

      I love the part when the worm talks about how his ancestors got into the stomach they are all in on the sandwich.

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 5 років тому +34

    "Not right among the spices"
    Sounds like an interesting book about colonial India

  • @Wynter_Saleos
    @Wynter_Saleos 7 років тому +164

    "I'm gonna to take one for the team and down the hole bowl no I'm fucking not" XD

    • @shmanti
      @shmanti 7 років тому +15

      Sasuke Uchiha XD lolz remember myspace?

    • @bingbong6928
      @bingbong6928 7 років тому

      shmanti but i thought it was a myth. A legend

    • @GrimChiefer
      @GrimChiefer 7 років тому +1

      Whole*

  • @jasong3652
    @jasong3652 5 років тому +50

    I would say that chilli is not from 1985 since Davey's rookie year was 1987, probably between 90 and 93.

    • @jtb1990419
      @jtb1990419 4 роки тому +13

      I agree. I'd say 89-90 at the absolute earliest.

    • @harrywisniewski5017
      @harrywisniewski5017 2 роки тому +2

      Wasn’t Davey killed in 92??

  • @rc412scaler
    @rc412scaler 5 років тому +87

    They're making a left turn!
    They're making a left turn!
    They're making a left turn!

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 років тому +5

      I wonder what's gonna happen next!?

    • @EDMLyfe
      @EDMLyfe 4 роки тому +9

      Except you know when they race at racetracks with right turns.

    • @emptywindexbottle97
      @emptywindexbottle97 3 роки тому

      @@EDMLyfe i don't think they do actually hahaha they must be really good at left turns!

    • @AnikaJarlsdottr
      @AnikaJarlsdottr 3 роки тому

      my, what an excellent undercut into that left hander...

    • @s1mplythehero908
      @s1mplythehero908 3 роки тому +2

      @@emptywindexbottle97 We do have two road courses at the top level, and I think a few at the lower levels too. Other than that it's all left turns.

  • @rkirk
    @rkirk 6 років тому +2

    From the USDA website: All containers of meat, poultry, and egg products must be labeled with a USDA mark of inspection and establishment (EST number), which is assigned to the plant where the product was produced.
    I learned something new today.

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 2 роки тому +1

      I figured it was a number of an establishment rather than the year established.
      But I'd rather believe the department of agriculture was a city state founded 1200 years ago on what must be the most trivial prophecy in the world.

  • @GryffDavid
    @GryffDavid 7 років тому +208

    My kitten has been a bit sick for a couple days. That literally looks like her poop.

    • @Terabit3
      @Terabit3 7 років тому +22

      Gryffydd David: does it taste like chilli too?

    • @idealsurrealism9587
      @idealsurrealism9587 5 років тому +3

      @Kam Mike Not his kittys fault

    • @idealsurrealism9587
      @idealsurrealism9587 5 років тому +2

      @Kam Mike No

    • @viegomainjune
      @viegomainjune 5 років тому

      @Kam Mike how is it the cats fault

    • @iceg6621
      @iceg6621 4 роки тому

      Well it certainly looks like a bad *poop*

  • @aaron5015
    @aaron5015 7 років тому +173

    modified mood starch
    tastes like feels

    • @WickedSmile1337
      @WickedSmile1337 7 років тому +4

      Aaron Ondreako brilliant

    • @rwaitwhat
      @rwaitwhat 7 років тому

      Aaron Ondreako that is a perfect tagline. let us create this modified mood starch and become like unto gods

    • @pamelac4261
      @pamelac4261 7 років тому

      Aaron Ondreako its sans death from undertale
      ?
      ?
      ?
      ?
      THE FEEEEEEELSSSSSS

  • @Ev1lRaptorMudkip
    @Ev1lRaptorMudkip 7 років тому +62

    Your idea for a competition is dangerous and just a terrible idea... encouraging anyone to go to Great Yarmouth.

    • @ZubjectX
      @ZubjectX 7 років тому +8

      Yeah, someone looking for cocaine might stand on it

    • @MatthewAnnissMusic
      @MatthewAnnissMusic 7 років тому

      Once your in you never leave!

    • @AlexLintonUK
      @AlexLintonUK 7 років тому

      At least you can possibly drown while you're there, which instantly solves the perpetual misery of being at the coast in East Anglia

    • @davidhatred1583
      @davidhatred1583 7 років тому

      i'm currently sinking into the brackish fens as we speak! :O

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 7 років тому

      EvilRaptorMudkip We'd have to drive 4 hours from Birmingham to get to Great Yarmouth, and we only go there to see some family down there. We always go to Norwich, however, and Norwich City Centre is quite nice.

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo 10 місяців тому +3

    This is a PSA for anyone who stumbles across this comment, never eat anything from an old can, unless it's dried. At least in America, until 1991, cans were sealed with lead. Unless the food was supposed to be dry, this means that lead has been leaching into the can for years. The lining of the can itself could possibly be leaching into the can as well, even if the can isn't damaged or rusted. By the time you open it, there could be absolutely lethal amounts of lead and other heavy metal contamination in the food.
    Source: One of my favorite youtubers buys and opens vintage food cans and frequently runs lead and heavy metals tests on the contents, and they are almost always completely off the charts with lead and iron content.

  • @MrBananabart
    @MrBananabart 7 років тому +11

    "THE ONLY ONE BREWED WITH PURE ALASKA WATER YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT"
    I'm dead

  • @rich_vega
    @rich_vega 7 років тому +75

    The ONLY ONE brewed with PURE Alaskan water.

    • @l1wolf14av
      @l1wolf14av 7 років тому +7

      VeggØ Ω THE ONLY ONE!

    • @kristina80ification
      @kristina80ification 7 років тому +14

      "because no one else wanted to brew mass marketed beer in alaska but we have a government grant so I guess we have to now" was the rest of the slogan but it was too long to put on the can.

    • @russianspy5307
      @russianspy5307 7 років тому +25

      If you say there's other beer brewed with alaskan water i'll send the boys round your house

    • @Pinkscales
      @Pinkscales 7 років тому +5

      Looked more like pure Alaskan piss water

  • @girochin007
    @girochin007 7 років тому +300

    I was screaming at my screen for you not to eat the chili. OMG My dad bought several cans of that when I was a kid and it was not that color when it was new. IIRC it tasted like every other canned chili... Bleh.

    • @somregularguy
      @somregularguy 7 років тому +5

      girochin007 ya how I remember it it was bloody awful

    • @joshipuro
      @joshipuro 7 років тому +23

      i just kept chanting a horrified "no... NO" myself, growing steadily louder as he described things such as possible mold

    • @Boofy011
      @Boofy011 7 років тому +5

      girochin007 I always thought it tasted like my idea of what dog food would

    • @dumbfoxie9386
      @dumbfoxie9386 7 років тому

      girochin007 I yell "NO!" Too. But my sister locked me in room, because I was too loud

    • @cruxmind
      @cruxmind 5 років тому

      I would also leave my exaggerated description of myself yelling no at a video but, I'd rather not. You guys seem to have it under control.

  • @amberlove1881
    @amberlove1881 7 років тому +102

    New tagline!
    ASHENS: "Imagine Some Piss"

    • @JeddtheJedi
      @JeddtheJedi 5 років тому +1

      You may say I'm a streamer, but I'm not the only one

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 4 роки тому

      Omg you're beautiful xx

    • @ProwerTheFox7
      @ProwerTheFox7 3 роки тому

      @@15-Peter-20 simp

    • @06window37
      @06window37 2 роки тому +1

      @@15-Peter-20 little yanks acting like its a crime to call a lassie beautiful 🙄

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 2 роки тому

      @@06window37 like its so wrong to pay a woman a compliment who indeed is very beautiful

  • @jimmarshall3724
    @jimmarshall3724 7 років тому +149

    I gotta say, usually these videos of people "Unboxing" shit hold no thrill for me. But there's something about this channel that makes for compulsive viewing. Ashens is a genuinely funny guy! - A rarity among the countless youtube fuckwits

    • @Monica-rl1qr
      @Monica-rl1qr 6 років тому +8

      For me, it's partly because there's almost no-one else doing the stuff he does, & partly because in most cases, the crap he reviews is so poorly made that it makes me laugh in & of itself. The commentary is a bonus. If you like Ashens, you might like: Mike Jeavons' Infomercialism series, CinemaSins & BrandSins, & CultMoo's It Came from a Can series. They all do the same trope, referred to by tvtropes.org as "accentuating the negative."

    • @alwayscrispy666
      @alwayscrispy666 5 років тому +5

      If you enjoy these videos then you should definitely check out Steve1989mreinfo. He reviews MREs dating back to ww2 and I believe he reviewed a ration that was for ww1.

    • @ronank2432
      @ronank2432 4 роки тому +1

      he ate older than that which is hard tack from us civil war

  • @MattyStoked
    @MattyStoked 7 років тому +424

    +1 for repping Darth Plagueis memes.

    • @lumaseed6490
      @lumaseed6490 4 роки тому +2

      @@tekuusi impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.

    • @AniW2x4
      @AniW2x4 3 роки тому

      @D'niro Gavin I've been looking forward to this

  • @tomcryer1638
    @tomcryer1638 7 років тому +68

    i love watching davey allisons smiling face, even though 2 inches above his face, hell is being revealed

  • @TheManHam87
    @TheManHam87 3 роки тому +5

    "Im going to take one for the team and down the whole bowl, No im fuuuuuuucking not" Lmao 😅

  • @theorangecrusher
    @theorangecrusher 7 років тому +29

    hearing you threaten people over the beer and the Alaskan water is gold.

  • @Citizen_Nihilist
    @Citizen_Nihilist 7 років тому +6

    I live an hour's drive away from Bedford, where the chili was made. It was available here in Richmond until around 1993 when Allison passed away. I remember my dad buying a whole case.

  • @S3rial85
    @S3rial85 7 років тому +363

    Dear Ashens, please never eat tinned food with bombage (don't know the English word sorry). Botulinum really likes to live in oxygen free cans and specializes in killing people fast. Take care.

    • @Seawolf.Gaming
      @Seawolf.Gaming 7 років тому +62

      Sebastian The word you are looking for is Bending. Also yeah botulism is bad if you watch any Steve1989 videos you would know this without a doubt.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 років тому +38

      Sebastian Who cares? Ashens is eating old food! Better than the slowly repetitive Lootcrate​ unboxings...

    • @schadenfreudebuddha
      @schadenfreudebuddha 7 років тому +45

      botulism isn't bad for you, it's what keeps American celebrities looking so young and expressionless.

    • @JimSteinbrecher
      @JimSteinbrecher 7 років тому +54

      swelling of the can simply indicates the presence of gas (and also indicates that can is still sealed). surstromming cans, for example, are nearly always swollen, that doesnt mean they are contaminated with botulinum. it is standard industrial procedure to sterilize cans of cooked food after sealing (by heating them to a temperature around 190 F). in this case, most of the ingredients were probably cooked multiple times (ex., the beans were boiled even before being added to the chili), so the chances of any botulinum bacteria or spores being present are incredibly low. botulinum is an issue with home preserves of uncooked ingredients (ex. low acidity vegetable pickles), that dont involve any sterilization.

    • @SimonOfFortune
      @SimonOfFortune 7 років тому +16

      Seawolf Gaming Remember kids, no matter how old the food is, it's always "nice"

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy 7 років тому +87

    ashens is gonna "lick the bean"

  • @NefariousMAC
    @NefariousMAC 7 років тому +292

    So does anybody know if Davey Allison took that chili recipe to the grave or what?

    • @lieutenanttofu8334
      @lieutenanttofu8334 7 років тому +91

      Nefarious M.A.C I hate when the ingredients list says "flavorings," "natural flavor" or similar. I'd really like more detail than that, yaknow?

    • @NoMooreMercyClips
      @NoMooreMercyClips 7 років тому +88

      It's the government's way of protecting secret recipes, but of course there are loopholes that companies use to get around saying what it is.

    • @DevinGates
      @DevinGates 6 років тому +6

      NoMooreMercy Gaming wd-40 isn't patented, so they never have to tell anyone what's in it

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 6 років тому +7

      It also makes it impossible to know whether or not something's vegetarian. I mean, in this case, obviously not, given the beef content. But Many would be surprised to know that V8 is at times, and at times not, vegetarian.

    • @PlumbDrumb
      @PlumbDrumb 6 років тому +2

      what kind of meat product ends up in V-8?

  • @LairdDeimos
    @LairdDeimos 7 років тому +41

    I would love for you to tell us the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

    • @bingbong6928
      @bingbong6928 7 років тому +8

      LairdDeimos its not a tale the jedi would tel you

  • @CollegeChemistry
    @CollegeChemistry 7 років тому +12

    As a chemist, and a fan of chili, I can confirm that this is, in fact, not good.

  • @Zyntherion2202
    @Zyntherion2202 3 роки тому +4

    Tragic death of Davey Allison: "Drives a Helicopter and dies"
    Me: "huh... A racing driver who died from a helicopter crash... Sounds familiar..."
    Ashen: *COLIN MCRAE!*
    Me: "Oh yeaaa"
    Seriously, why do they even need to drive a helicopter? And die?

  • @alexprice5303
    @alexprice5303 7 років тому +371

    To all the brits out there, just so you know, there's nothing else to it. They just drive in circles really fast

    • @cnsmooth
      @cnsmooth 7 років тому +4

      Alex Price yeah we know dude

    • @Crispeecreem
      @Crispeecreem 7 років тому +29

      Alex Price Ovals, not circles. They also turn to the left and only to the left. I'm pretty sure they also don't know what going to the right means.

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 7 років тому +7

      Chris Rocks They do race on road courses, though they mostly stick to oval Speedway courses.

    • @Koolkidzao
      @Koolkidzao 7 років тому

      Chris Rocks
      OVAL
      OVAL
      OOOOVVVVAAAALLLL

    • @SaFalken
      @SaFalken 7 років тому +21

      The Ovals do take skill to drive on, but that doesn't mean I like watching it.

  • @thestargazer679
    @thestargazer679 7 років тому +257

    I am a champion Motocross racer and you have taught me a life lesson. Never buy a helicopter under any circumstance
    edit: jesus fuck leave me alone i was 13 when i wrote this
    i had just won a junior championship and felt like showing it off goddamn

    • @upstate5184
      @upstate5184 5 років тому +16

      Then why do you have novice plates on your bike?

    • @bakedsodium6528
      @bakedsodium6528 5 років тому +1

      Your name is literally MotoRider#679. I feel like that’s what you might want to be? I feel like it’s a bit obvious.

    • @daveykonijnenberg951
      @daveykonijnenberg951 5 років тому +1

      Only if its a attack helicopter

    • @leontarmann3449
      @leontarmann3449 4 роки тому +7

      @@upstate5184 a novice champion

    • @TheCarDemotic
      @TheCarDemotic 4 роки тому +1

      This man gains respect from me for playing Cars Maternational.

  • @Cynothogliss
    @Cynothogliss 5 років тому +33

    "Something not right amongst the spice"... which book in the Dune series was that?

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 роки тому

      One of the shitty post-Frank books probably

  • @limpnjen
    @limpnjen 5 років тому +15

    Whenever I walk past a dumpster I'm going to say "ew, do you smell that massive undercurrent of rot?"

  • @p4t21ck
    @p4t21ck 7 років тому +22

    If you heated that up, your microwave would probably vomit.

  • @applegal3058
    @applegal3058 7 років тому +65

    Yes, I love it when he does food videos!

    • @ConstantinosE
      @ConstantinosE 7 років тому +3

      Apple Gal me too :)

    • @rwaitwhat
      @rwaitwhat 7 років тому

      Apple Gal same! Since he closed the PO box I'm afraid we won't have as many though :(

    • @applegal3058
      @applegal3058 7 років тому

      Yeah. It sucks. For some twisted reason, I enjoy his suffering with expired food. lol

    • @yourlifeovermine666
      @yourlifeovermine666 7 років тому

      Why'd he close the PO box?

    • @rwaitwhat
      @rwaitwhat 7 років тому +4

      boredunicorn510, his house was filling up with boxes and boxes of things people sent to him. And of course since people don't know what others have sent, he'd sometimes have several of one item. It's understandable that he closed it, just a bit of a bummer

  • @gekigami1791
    @gekigami1791 7 років тому +123

    imagine that.
    Ashens: How do I get 40 year old beer stains off my couch?
    Employee at Mor: ...Huh?

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 роки тому +1

      The odd thing is due to the estimated age of the sofa (the fact Stuart doesn't know how old it is, is a good indicator it's quite old) it's technically possible but incredibly unlikely someone could have spilled that beer on the sofa while it was still in production

  • @autumnmatthews3179
    @autumnmatthews3179 5 років тому +15

    My parents had bowls like that. The whole set. They always scared me ignoring best before dates but strangely it doesn’t scare me so much now with the stuff you get into

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 роки тому

      I too have developed a "2 days beyond the best before but it still looks and smells fine" rule as a result of watching Stuart eat expired stuff (but admittedly the stuff that's like 2 months out of date not four bloody decades). And that's a seriously cool profile picture.

  • @Thermalburn
    @Thermalburn 5 років тому +11

    that canned chili had remarkably natural ingredients. canned food today has like 5 food ingredients and 103 random preservatives or chemicals.

    • @Zcumgod
      @Zcumgod 5 років тому +4

      If it had more preservatives it probably would've lasted longer

    • @Flood520
      @Flood520 5 років тому +1

      If it were made today I guarantee the 2nd ingredient would be HFCS.

  • @stars111535
    @stars111535 7 років тому +38

    >1995 was 50 years ago
    Where has the time gone

  • @pascalfarful952
    @pascalfarful952 7 років тому +34

    To add to "racing drivers dying in helicopter crashes", you can add Al Holbert, multi-time IMSA GTP driver and Le Mans 24 hour race winner to that. Oh, and Randy Rhoads (not racing driver, same helicopter-related undoing)

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 7 років тому +7

      Pascal Farful I think Randy was in a plane, actually.

    • @pascalfarful952
      @pascalfarful952 7 років тому +4

      Ah, you may be correct. So yes, it is just racing drivers who shouldn't fly helicopters. Good to know.

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 7 років тому +7

      The NASCAR team owner Jack Roush crashed his plane TWICE and survived. Really bizarre.

    • @pascalfarful952
      @pascalfarful952 7 років тому +4

      Rick Hendrick was nowhere near that lucky though, especially not in 2004...

    • @internex4139
      @internex4139 7 років тому +2

      Pascal Farful add also Colin McRae who died in an helicopter accident

  • @johnbonhamsinger
    @johnbonhamsinger 6 років тому +5

    Your expletive filled rant was very Mark Corrigan, I laughed heartily!

  • @mafiacat88
    @mafiacat88 7 років тому +7

    As far as I can tell that's what NASCAR seems to be.
    Also holy hell this one was a rollercoaster of emotions. There was tragic loss, crashes, and chili, all the way to ashens reactions when eating food.

  • @Mutanninja
    @Mutanninja 7 років тому +11

    Someone should create a fallout 4 mod with this can.

    • @wasterdnb
      @wasterdnb 6 років тому

      Mutanninja on it......

  • @HughAverageHomoMan
    @HughAverageHomoMan 6 років тому +9

    One of these days Ashens will open a can of that toxin from Return of the Living Dead and doom us all.

  • @judd0453
    @judd0453 4 роки тому +9

    I looked back to 85 all I saw was shrek starring me in the eye with a face of disappointment

  • @dmw2579
    @dmw2579 7 років тому +4

    I was so hungry before watching this and the chili completely destroyed my hunger. Thank you based Ashens.

  • @AS-ku5fr
    @AS-ku5fr 3 роки тому +5

    9:25 will forever be one of my favorite Ashens moments

  • @doublem5679
    @doublem5679 7 років тому +10

    Ashens saying "OOOH SHIT SON!" made my day! xD

  • @Hukkavei
    @Hukkavei 3 роки тому +6

    Dabey's soul is finally free, as the last bean tin with his face on it was openend, the hiss was part of him freed from inside.

  • @dracoofthefame
    @dracoofthefame 7 років тому +21

    How I can watch these while scarfing down chinese leftovers baffles me.

    • @TheCitedAviator
      @TheCitedAviator 7 років тому

      dracoofthefame mmmmmm chinese food
      It helps that im part chinese :D

    • @EXTREMEKIWI115
      @EXTREMEKIWI115 7 років тому +7

      I'm not impressed. Rewatch it whilst eating chili.

    • @Reddsoldier
      @Reddsoldier 7 років тому +3

      EXTREMEKIWI115. I was legit thinking about cooking up some chilli before this despite being 20 past 3 in the morning. I'M A STUDENT, IT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE. I'm having some second thoughts now.

  • @thyowen
    @thyowen 7 років тому +9

    ...AND DOWN THE WHOLE BOWL! I feared for your life when that was announced.

  • @red_doggo7219
    @red_doggo7219 3 роки тому +4

    Somebody needs to show Ashens Talladega Nights.

  • @Arbron
    @Arbron 2 місяці тому

    "I never saw this stuff when it was fresh."
    Anyone else uttering this phrase would elicit confusion. With Ashens, it's warm nostalgia.