@@melonie_peppers bologna in America is normally made of "mechanically separated pork and chicken"... It is very much like spam or hotdog meat, but pre-sliced and usually has a wax skin. Very common on sandwiches, but is also served fried.
please everyone heed ashens warning i used one of those plates a few years back for a snack, my house and everything in it burnt to the ground and my insurance didn't cover acts of plate.
+Srg NightFire Its a sad story more me as well. I thought "This would be a plate to use my graham crackers on for my chocolates at midnight". Soon, my whole neighborhood caught fire, and the only thing left was the plate.
Oh man, Grass Jelly Drink. I get that stuff all the time when I visit the local asian supermarket. It you like bubble teas / boba drinks, you'd like this. It's pretty sweet actually and the grass jelly is delicious. Fun to chew on. I highly recommend it.
In America, lunch meat usually just refers to standard slices of ham or turkey or chicken or what-have-you sliced up for sandwiches. When you get that stuff in a can, although they don't officially call themselves this unless they're the actual brand, it's usually called "Spam." Spam is an actual brand, but much like "Coke" the word sometimes just gets used generically to refer to similar products. Those tinned-up, preserved lunch-meat products are bleh to the extreme.
I LOVE anchovies!I could eat anchovies until my blood pressure goes through the roof and I die of a stroke!What a way to die!Those Thai sesame anchovies must be amazing!Peace to all
We don't just drink the grass jelly thing, we eat large chunks of it, literally. Slice a jellified canister in pieces, add ice, water and sugar, then you have a good snack! They taste alright, but the green jelly ones tend to be a lot better (plus you don't have to even add sugar).
I once tried Spam, then bacon-flavored Spam. They both tasted really bland, but if you cook it and put seasoning on it, it's tolerable. My cat loved it. It also doesn't look anything like the luncheon meat he ate in the video. It just looks like a big, pink brick, and it doesn't have that yellow goo surrounding it.
Spam gets a bit of yellowy jelly around it and maybe bits of white fat if there's any empty volume around the meat in the can. If. Never even fractionally the space in that horror. I find spam plenty flavourful and nice. Sliced up, seared in a pan and in a sandwich. Mostly I like the light version because it's milder wheras the normal and baconised are a bit rich.
@@gdiridium5525 Not sure who that is actually. I got this from my cousin back in I think 07. He would make some brown sugar sauce with it and I think picked up the recipe in Hawaii or South Korean when he was stationed at one of them. But that channel must have good taste since they're really delicious.
mattbellamymate Dont think the other animals would be mad bout you peein on their dead friend... But pissin on a gravestone might cause severe head trauma.
mattbellamymate In all fairness, not making these products would be more wasteful. Were it not for hotdogs and luncheon meat, significantly more of non-choice cuts would go uneaten or be made into dog food. The fact is though that these products can be made exceptionally poorly with horrific amounts of meat gelatin and preservatives, to the point of being inedible.
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I never touched the stuff just give me mac and cheese, pepsi/cola, my laptop watching a whole run of Ashens marathon with everything together in harmony
Grass jelly drinks are actually pretty good. I was actually drinking one while watching this video, coincidentally enough. They have several flavors too (banana, coconut, lychee, honey, original, etc). Their good.
+ŔĂŹŐŔ x Nope, but I don't see why that matters. I was still drinking one as I watched this video. It's rare to see people that know about grass jelly drinks.
Exceptionally random thought, but for whatever reason seeing Ashens fill a wine glass with grass jelly drink makes me imagine him hosting a fancy dinner party, and everyone shows up in their best suits to be served on the most absolute budget plates and glasses, and the courses are all various things he found in tins at Poundland.
"Cold Cuts" here in Canada are basically any sliced Deli meat you typically put on sandwiches or buns. Salami, Summer Sausage, Sliced Turkey/Chicken breast, Black Forest Ham, Kielbasa, Pepperoni, Montreal Smoked Meat etc.
It's the same in America. However, products labeled "Luncheon Meat" are usually meat byproducts. Luncheon Meat is the proper name for cold cuts, but when most products are called that, they are usually... shit. I actually like Spam, but that generic version that Ashens tried in this video is truly awful.
+ShortFingeredShreder Spam is amazing when fried and put in a sandwich with some pineapple. Literally anything can be done to spam to make it leagues better than raw.
China we know = ( People's Republic Of China or PROC) Taiwan = Republic of China. I think have the right to exist,but because PROC is much more influencal most governments wont recognize Taiwan and the PROC wont do any business with them
Dear Ashens, as a representative of the American people I would like to sincerly apologize for that bright pink meat product I hope this does not effect our countries relations However, as a consolation Ohio will be punished for this act of terrorism
***** Don't you remember that one time in Dubai At that club Pegasus, you looked at me, I looked at you and nothing else mattered Then we ravished each other in the men's stall and I did that thing with my finger you really liked and Italy watched us which is really his thing Does our love mean nothing to you!?! We could have had a home We could have had a family I don't care what are parents think Our love is real
Seth Hultkrantz Some people believe in religions, dude, though I admit questioning my religion recently though. That said, pork isn't that healthy for you anyways.
+RoundDuckMan I've heard that the most healthy meat you can eat is chicken breast and fish. So, yeah, you're not precisely missing out much by avoiding pork. Though, it makes you miss out on a lot of amazing Italian food, but... that's me speaking as a big lover of Italian food. XD lol
As an American, we have tiny sausages, Spam, beef, Chef Boyrdee, and incredibly; some incredible soups. During WW2, troops would eat can foods all the time.
Where I am in the US "luncheon meat" DOES refer to cold cuts. I have no clue what horrible place this counts as luncheon meat, but they're getting the shaft.
"Luncheon meat" generally does refer to Spamalikes..."lunch meat" refers to cold, sliced sandwich meats such as bologna or salami. It's been that way for me in Michigan, Utah, and California.
You are right about what parts were used in the chicken. My eldest son is a production accountant for a more reputable chicken company, and tells of companies that take all of the chicken parts they refuse to use, and smash them all together to make small chicken loaves of canned fatty gooooness. SPAM came out with a chicken version of their mystery meat, and other companies are doing the same to compete.
JAZZ HANDS Let's just say that if I had the choice between spam and...that, I would toss that shit as far away as possible and just stare at the can of spam until starvation takes effect.
A plate good for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and supper? Clearly you could have purchased the expansion pack that includes elevenses, second breakfast, and afternoon tea.
@@MrSnake-dh3hu you have to pay for the subscription service, then they send you an additional meal every month, with a bonus week of snacks, after that it becomes a thermonuclear detonator in contact with snacks.
Luncheon meat is cold cuts, yes, but considering that what you had comes in a Spam tin, no. Spam, like vegemite, is very much a "like it or leave it" food
'100% Edible'
I would fucking hope so.
And we'll ignore the fact that it's a severed baby's foot XD
😂😂😂
+Solskynn you haven't lived until you have eaten 40% edible foods, like cadbury eggs
+Solskynn lol. what you DON'T know, is that the bone, is ACTUAL baby bone! XD lol
Lmfao
Ashens: I'd better eat this food before it goes out of date
Also Ashens: 180 YEAR OLD OLIVES
Tbf he didn't eat them
they go out of date after 181 years
This is his motivation to actually eat this garbage.
@@ellaapril194 He corrected it after he uploaded the video. They turned out to be indeed 180 years old
@@rickyvinh2765 is that so? I'm too lazy to check so I'll take your word for it, thanks.
In America, "Lunchmeat" does refer to cold cuts. That monstrosity was something more like Spam gone wrong.
Ok so what is Bologna? Is that a type of luncheon meat? In South Africa we have something called Polony which is similar
@@melonie_peppers bologna in America is normally made of "mechanically separated pork and chicken"... It is very much like spam or hotdog meat, but pre-sliced and usually has a wax skin. Very common on sandwiches, but is also served fried.
@@haazenpfeffer is that like mortadella or lyoner?
@@HappyBeezerStudios Sure, those would be considered lunch meat. It's just a general term for any sort of sliced processed meat.
@@kylehaas864or unprocessed
"Hint of Anus" the new fragrance by Ashens™
Can't wait for him to release the all new Scent of Scrotum™
I mean, Gwyneth Paltrow sells candles that smell like her vag, soooo…🤔🤨
@McCannon Vaughn just go to a harbor
I really like how he get's all disappointed when he actually eats something quite good.
Much like people watching the video
"...like Coca Cola's been filtered through someone's catheter bag..."
Lol I'm dying! 😂
I've watched this same video every year for the past 4 years now
Thats dedication man
@@DavidEdwardBurry That's just how I roll, man
Same here. 😊 Glad to see I'm not alone
Me2
Several times
By accident
I've watched it twice now
*sips*
*doesnt like it*
*sips*
*tastes awful*
*sips*
"Why the fuck am i still drinking this*
I guess that is what one calls aquired taste
8:41 "Why the **** am I still drinking this?!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
"Why the *FUCK* am I still drinking this?"
YEA i fricking love that part xD Best
Average ashens humour.....
I've had that before, two things. One the grass jelly drink does have jelly but it's a bitch to get out of the can and two it's really sweet
um hi I loved that part 😂😂😂
"Ugh, that's not my thing" *takes another sip*
"Why the FUCK am I still drinking it?"
@@mang232 jelly back to your grass
please everyone heed ashens warning i used one of those plates a few years back for a snack, my house and everything in it burnt to the ground and my insurance didn't cover acts of plate.
lol
+Srg NightFire Its a sad story more me as well. I thought "This would be a plate to use my graham crackers on for my chocolates at midnight". Soon, my whole neighborhood caught fire, and the only thing left was the plate.
So its the plate equivalent of the Crying Boy painting?
Sparrow9612 Karl Pilkington fan? Lol
Lotto millionaire play a record
Oh man, Grass Jelly Drink. I get that stuff all the time when I visit the local asian supermarket. It you like bubble teas / boba drinks, you'd like this. It's pretty sweet actually and the grass jelly is delicious. Fun to chew on. I highly recommend it.
In America, lunch meat usually just refers to standard slices of ham or turkey or chicken or what-have-you sliced up for sandwiches. When you get that stuff in a can, although they don't officially call themselves this unless they're the actual brand, it's usually called "Spam." Spam is an actual brand, but much like "Coke" the word sometimes just gets used generically to refer to similar products. Those tinned-up, preserved lunch-meat products are bleh to the extreme.
Spam is good one every 10 years
They're edible and not horrible, just... bleh. I wouldn't go out of my way to eat them if I had the choice of something else.
i'm going to buy spam and make myself a burger now
( Australian spam )
+A Nobody Reborn! spam is just as big in the uk
I'll have to take your word on that. I wouldn't call it "big," per se, just well-known.
"I'm gonna eat this bit because I'm fucking stewpid"
My favorite line ever
I LOVE anchovies!I could eat anchovies until my blood pressure goes through the roof and I die of a stroke!What a way to die!Those Thai sesame anchovies must be amazing!Peace to all
Oh!Really!I am sure you are fond of anchovies!That's good!
Undercooked Bat Soup SINGHA! I could drink (Nước mắm) (nam pla)! Whooo buddy peace to all!!✌️😁
Sorry, but I was being sarcastic
Claudio Auriemma id love em!
I findthem really good with fried rice.
I'm pretty sure that luncheon meat was bought at a dollar store. They always have all sorts of weird canned meats in there.
I will bet that chicken wasn't even cooked either
+Reese Hanks or chicken
+Reese Hanks unfortunately it is lol
+GummyTumor ya im from Cincinnati ohio and i've never seen that shit.
evilwaldo57 Congrats
We don't just drink the grass jelly thing, we eat large chunks of it, literally. Slice a jellified canister in pieces, add ice, water and sugar, then you have a good snack! They taste alright, but the green jelly ones tend to be a lot better (plus you don't have to even add sugar).
If you put it on shaved ice it's wonderful. Ai Yu jelly as well.
I agree that grass jelly in sugar water (hot water and sugar) and tons of ice is very cooling and refreshing.
Its has a very Asian flavour, so its no surprise that it doesn't fit his taste.
GrassJellydrink4Lyfe! :3
Grass jelly is the best especially when you refrigerate and drink in the summer
It chipped! That means the magic circle keeping snacks at bay is null and void!
"Oh, fucking christ."
- Stuart Ashen, 2014
I'd fuck Jesus.
Saltiest Pearl if he was real
true
There is actually a fair amount of evidence that there was an historical Jesus.
tristram shandy get outta here with your religion bullshit
I once tried Spam, then bacon-flavored Spam. They both tasted really bland, but if you cook it and put seasoning on it, it's tolerable. My cat loved it.
It also doesn't look anything like the luncheon meat he ate in the video. It just looks like a big, pink brick, and it doesn't have that yellow goo surrounding it.
Spam gets a bit of yellowy jelly around it and maybe bits of white fat if there's any empty volume around the meat in the can. If. Never even fractionally the space in that horror.
I find spam plenty flavourful and nice. Sliced up, seared in a pan and in a sandwich. Mostly I like the light version because it's milder wheras the normal and baconised are a bit rich.
I really like SPAM. It's great, for what it is. Some flavors are definitely better than others, though.
Teriyaki Spam is surprisingly good with rice and sea weed.
@@JRSanchez93 someone's been watching Oh Cook i see
@@gdiridium5525 Not sure who that is actually. I got this from my cousin back in I think 07. He would make some brown sugar sauce with it and I think picked up the recipe in Hawaii or South Korean when he was stationed at one of them. But that channel must have good taste since they're really delicious.
"why the FUCK am I still drinking this?" xD
Must be more bad ass then when I posted it because he didn't censor it LOL
Antinull damn straight :U
no but really I didn't see yours until after I clicked, and then I couldn't be bothered to remove it
tastes very fishy umm... slightly sweet tang...
M m m m m that's a 10
that top note
pure anchovy
@@bjornzek That cream
@@bjornzek pure vanilla
"They've gone with the anatomy" I don't know about you, but I don't have a bone jutting out of the back of my heel.
TheOtakuX If you do happen to have a cartoon bone jutting out of your heel you should see a doctor immediately.
Oh shit I thought everyone had that
@TheOtakuX What's weird was that Ashens just said that as soon as I scrolled down to your comment.
Those anchovies looked good tbh
Oh Stuart...
Is it wrong that your suffering gives me so much pleasure? :D
MrFirewolf18 Voltaire fan!
:3
So, when will the candy corner return?
Ben Skoning
Well, now I'm intrigued! Off to investigate who Sir Sebastian is.
glanced over this, then I noticed it was sebastian...why haven't you uploaded anyshit in over 1/2 a year?
If only you had a word to describe that feeling...
These videos always make me feel bad for the animals whose fate it was to die and be made into this inedible gruel.
mattbellamymate
I don't think it bothers them after they're dead.
ChickenPika Cool, just off to piss on a gravestone.
mattbellamymate Dont think the other animals would be mad bout you peein on their dead friend... But pissin on a gravestone might cause severe head trauma.
mattbellamymate In all fairness, not making these products would be more wasteful. Were it not for hotdogs and luncheon meat, significantly more of non-choice cuts would go uneaten or be made into dog food. The fact is though that these products can be made exceptionally poorly with horrific amounts of meat gelatin and preservatives, to the point of being inedible.
mattbellamymate
Which would distress living people, not the ex-person whose gravestone you're pissing on. My point still stands. I
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20 to 29 In-store numbers
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There are many countries missing on your list.
"But I thought American luncheon meat was cold cuts?"
It is, What the fuck is that shit?
I call it shit in a can.
just give me some mac and cheese...
I never touched the stuff just give me mac and cheese, pepsi/cola, my laptop watching a whole run of Ashens marathon with everything together in harmony
+AlthoughNotAFlower nope, I'm from the south and that crap is hideous! That's not southern, that's alien!
The fish at the beginning actually looked like it could be good.
Hi!
An American here. Most of us don't eat that luncheon meat stuff. That stuff in particular is a Dollar Tree line of canned meat.
It’s like fake me out spam
@@cococowboah I live in Cincinnati, so it's a little embarrassing to have that come from my hometown
Marilyn Belrose “been an American all my life”. You don’t fucking say hahah
Ant Bowie I mean, some people are canadians, some people are Ugandan.
I'd eat it
I love this mans vocabulary lol "a hint of anus" I'm dead xD
8:35 *Millions of tea cups shattered as it drops*
Grass jelly drinks are actually pretty good. I was actually drinking one while watching this video, coincidentally enough. They have several flavors too (banana, coconut, lychee, honey, original, etc). Their good.
They're* stupid auto correct.
Did you notice this video is 2 years ago ? Lol
+ŔĂŹŐŔ x Nope, but I don't see why that matters. I was still drinking one as I watched this video. It's rare to see people that know about grass jelly drinks.
Have you ever tried it in mango flavor with popping boba? It's legitimately the best thing I've ever had.
+Meriel Welch I haven't tried that one. It sounds really good.
Exceptionally random thought, but for whatever reason seeing Ashens fill a wine glass with grass jelly drink makes me imagine him hosting a fancy dinner party, and everyone shows up in their best suits to be served on the most absolute budget plates and glasses, and the courses are all various things he found in tins at Poundland.
i didn't know british people were legally allowed to hate tea ;-;
Stagnant Lasagna Where's the chuckle?
Stagnant Lasagna Actually,we're not.This guy is in exile.
We exile these sorts of people to Norwich
Stagnant Lasagna WERE NOT HE IS CLEARLY AN IMPOSTER!!!
Stagnant Lasagna I live in Hong Kong and it’s illegal to hate Chinese or English tea here.
"beaks, eyeballs and genitals"...
Maybe a hint of anus
TeamBlackFlag☡Gaming "A hint of anus" should be the title of a porno.
TeamBlackFlag☡Gaming Which chickens don't have.
***** They do have anuses (ani?), but not sphincters.
Sounds like a Frank Zappa song title.
"I put the whole thing in my mouth that might've been a mistake" xD I need to grow up.
Alex Almansoori lol
Not even...doesn't...come on...
Well, I guess I need to join you in Neverland bc I ain't ever growing up😂😂😂
Also, that's what she said.
Alex Almansoori have you grown up?
a British guy who hates tea? what next an american that hates bacon?
Eh, I could take it or pass it if it's done right.
To alleviate any confusion, "it" refers to bacon.
+Lawrence White um um... Wha... What's next, an Israeli that hates falafel?
Astronautical Films I'm sorry that I don't fit into the 'American' stereotype. I'll try to conform better.
what next?a Japanese person who does not like sushi?Although I am actually korean.The reason that I said this is because sushi is common in Japan!
joshua ha I'm not Japanese, but I freaking love sushi!
wait.. do you sit on the ground and eat off of a couch?
+Rex Mason same here
+Tristan Franken Ashens is just floating hands, so he dosent sit.
***** Magic.
+Donald Trump Probably the Mexicans (sorry but your name is Donald trump and I was obligated)
yes he did
I actually want to try the anchovies thing. They look like pretzels. ^ . ^
Ikr I really want to try them
They sure dont taste like them.
Uuh gross...
+Morgan Freeman well where i live one bag is really cheap the are the sames and with salt
It's really good as a snack as you eatch TV
Same
That luncheon meat looks like something out of Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator.
More than the Baby Foot candy?
Who says that it isn’t
theres good spam and bad spam. only way to find out is trial and error
damn
And if you find an error, hopefully someone will come along and find your remains!
The bad spam doesnt determine whose got a better pallet, it determines who died of food poisoning. Beware... BEWARE!
I've never met a "spam" I liked, but I enjoy potted meat, so I'd say to each his own. :)
‘Coca cola that’s been filtered through a catheter bag’
what a sentence
The luncheon meat is just a cheap Spam clone. Real Spam is actually quite nice, especially if you cook it first.
It's almost the same thing as a pork sausage without synthetic lining
I had to like it just for that very last end scene
Who can truly say what is, and isn't art..?..
I feel sorry for your digestive system
Please never cease making this channel to make life at least somewhat bearable 😂
Ashens doing a collab with Gordon Ramsey sounds good
4:14
Time for something that im *sure* is crap 🤣🤣🤣
I love watching these while I eat
As far as I know
luncheon meat= canned meat like spam
lunch meat= deli cold cuts
but I'm not originally from America so who knows
コンペイトー you're right
i'm not gonna lie, when he opened that can of "chicken luncheon meat" i almost gagged.
You were still drinking the grass jelly because your British instincts kicked in and wanted dat tea.
Ashens the words "filtered" & cathita bag seriously made me laugh up my jelly chunks.
catheter.
That's the one.
"Cold Cuts" here in Canada are basically any sliced Deli meat you typically put on sandwiches or buns.
Salami, Summer Sausage, Sliced Turkey/Chicken breast, Black Forest Ham, Kielbasa, Pepperoni, Montreal Smoked Meat etc.
it's the same in america.
It's the same in America. However, products labeled "Luncheon Meat" are usually meat byproducts. Luncheon Meat is the proper name for cold cuts, but when most products are called that, they are usually... shit. I actually like Spam, but that generic version that Ashens tried in this video is truly awful.
+ShortFingeredShreder Spam is amazing when fried and put in a sandwich with some pineapple. Literally anything can be done to spam to make it leagues better than raw.
*****
fried spam and eggs is amazing.
Thomas Jenkins Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam. Wonderful spam, spammity spam!
Lunch meats are usually cold cuts in the US. That is just a very very cheap form of mystery meat.
"I would guess China" *says "Made in Taiwan" on the can.*
Taiwan is china.
Arthek Japan never officially ceded Taiwan to China
The official name of Taiwan is the Republic of China so i am not wrong.
Taiwan is a myth
China we know = ( People's Republic Of China or PROC) Taiwan = Republic of China. I think have the right to exist,but because PROC is much more influencal most governments wont recognize Taiwan and the PROC wont do any business with them
5:34 birds don't have genitals or anuses. They just have a cloaca, which serves as both.
BIRD NERD!
Lawrence G touché
Cool story bro
***** You mean a smart cloaca.
Torin Pocock lol
that ending is cursed 😂
Is it weird that these videos of his genuinely make me very hungry? Even though the food looks like something I've seen in my nightmares? xD
Same for me and i akways watch them in the night wich ends up with me eating ymth
Luke-Antra
I've never had ymth. Is it good?
ChickenPika lol didnt see my typo i forgot what i wanted to say tough
EDIT: Now i remeber i wanted to say smth
Luke-Antra
I've never had smth either.
Every time I'm just thinking now what would that be like to eat?
I sometimes think ashens has the best job in the world
To be fair, American canned meat usually looks nothing like that.
Seeing one of these vids in my subscription list just makes me beam so much. :3
"They've gone with the anatomy"
Stuart mate, if you're ankle is sticking out from there then something is quite wrong.
That tinned meat made me feel uneasy...and then you went back to try another piece. Whyyyyyy
it's actually suppose to be spam, but....
v2099 ...and spam is canned meat. Your...uh...point?
Skawo
It's good if you know what to do with it. No one eats it straight out of the can.
Skawo It is canned meat and does not look anything like that.
Big Boss
Right out of the can yes it is but fried on a sandwich it's nice.
Dear Ashens, as a representative of the American people
I would like to sincerly apologize for that bright pink meat product
I hope this does not effect our countries relations
However, as a consolation Ohio will be punished for this act of terrorism
*****
Don't you remember that one time in Dubai
At that club Pegasus, you looked at me, I looked at you
and nothing else mattered
Then we ravished each other in the men's stall
and I did that thing with my finger you really liked
and Italy watched us which is really his thing
Does our love mean nothing to you!?!
We could have had a home
We could have had a family
I don't care what are parents think
Our love is real
No, only punish Cincinnati. The rest of ohio is not responsible for that disgusting mush.
I still havnt seen anything on here id ever consider eating... Ashens I Salute your sacrifices
08:30
STUART ASHEN: I Hate tea.
BORIS JOHNSON: TRIGGERED
Hi there.
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You're a true hero, sir.
that "chicken" luncheon meat looked horrific. I'm American and i wouldnt even agree to eat that. nonononono.
Same here 0.o
it looked like spam but worse. It's terrible that slim jims still have that mechanically separated chicken.
speedevil22 spam is the shit here in minnesota
Doctor Celly
Its pretty popular in korea (Where my mom is from) so I eat it pretty often haha
Squidny Yeah, I heard it's a delicacy in South Korea. Don't worry, there's plenty of us Americans not eating it :D Take as much as you want!
Chickens don't have anuses. They have something called a "cloaca", which is both an anus and a reproductive organ.
+CurtisAlfeld That's even more disgusting/disturbing. :P
Seth Hultkrantz Some people believe in religions, dude, though I admit questioning my religion recently though. That said, pork isn't that healthy for you anyways.
The more you know
the males do
+RoundDuckMan I've heard that the most healthy meat you can eat is chicken breast and fish. So, yeah, you're not precisely missing out much by avoiding pork. Though, it makes you miss out on a lot of amazing Italian food, but... that's me speaking as a big lover of Italian food. XD lol
As an American, we have tiny sausages, Spam, beef, Chef Boyrdee, and incredibly; some incredible soups. During WW2, troops would eat can foods all the time.
Yeah, lunchmeat usually refers to cold cut, sliced stuff from a deli or similar. That's definitely not lunch meat as humans understand it.
That quote at 03:34 was outstandingly brilliant
Where I am in the US "luncheon meat" DOES refer to cold cuts. I have no clue what horrible place this counts as luncheon meat, but they're getting the shaft.
"Luncheon meat" generally does refer to Spamalikes..."lunch meat" refers to cold, sliced sandwich meats such as bologna or salami. It's been that way for me in Michigan, Utah, and California.
I still cannot get over Ashens hating tea - He singlehandedly crushed the most British stereotype ever into the dirt
Barry doesn't like tea either lol
I don't know if I'd want to see under that sofa cushion.
The start of this episode made me very very hungry! I should stop watching videos at 5am
MMMM PINK SLIME (Are you hungry now, another Ashen's quote)...haha.
Gothina1999HD Not anymore! xD eeuurh
***** i like pink slime.
Gothina1999HD You are aware that the pink slime stuff is illegal now
Not really that shocking to be fair, who in their right mind would want to consume that?
You are right about what parts were used in the chicken. My eldest son is a production accountant for a more reputable chicken company, and tells of companies that take all of the chicken parts they refuse to use, and smash them all together to make small chicken loaves of canned fatty gooooness.
SPAM came out with a chicken version of their mystery meat, and other companies are doing the same to compete.
11:42 "Who can truly say what is and isn't art." Stuart Ashen, 2014
Ashens I can never stopp laughing when I watch you review things! Thank you!:D
I think Ashens should be knighted for his bravery.
The "luncheon meat" was absolutely disgusting. Even Spam looks more appetizing.
JAZZ HANDS Let's just say that if I had the choice between spam and...that, I would toss that shit as far away as possible and just stare at the can of spam until starvation takes effect.
asleeplessgamer Spam can be quite good when cooked properly.
Spam
Spam
I am spamming
"I'm going to try this bit because I'm fucking stupid" - best line ever!
The baby foot is most likely American and sold as a Halloween novelty candy
No
+zacharyv11 ?
It is, and it is...
.... and it tastes like plastic.
Take it from me, I'm American.
Definitely not American; you can spot American food a mile away from the large-print Nutrition Facts label (looks like the one on the chicken can).
+Smol Cloud Warriors Dude what part of America are you from?
I never seen a babyfoot candy like this before
Lunch meat actually does normally refer to cold cuts in America. It just happened that this lunch meat was an exception.
That fucking ending ending. I love you, Ashens.
If there’s anything i’ve learned on my Ashens binge, is that he has a morbid fascination for catheter bags
He hates the drink and he's still drinking it,amazing.
Some of these actually look good. Except the luncheon.
what kind of foot has a bone sticking out of the very back of it
A broken one?
Kurt Cobain no shit
I know this video is old, but Ashens: You're the best
even in America we would not have eaten that luncheon "meat"
***** Best used as spackle, or bathroom grout. (But seriously, it's not that bad if you boil it, then fry it)
I'm sure someone would, but I sure as hell wouldn't.
It looks like cheap pet food. =( No way. I don't want it.
"even in America" .... stfu ... like being American makes you automatically have lower standards.
GooseGanja Like being a brit means you have bad teeth and drink warm beer...Logic!
8:40 Why the fuck am I still drinking this?
Laughed so hard.
Those fried anchovies look delicious!
A plate good for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and supper? Clearly you could have purchased the expansion pack that includes elevenses, second breakfast, and afternoon tea.
It still catches fire if you try to eat a snack off it, though.
@@MrSnake-dh3hu you have to pay for the subscription service, then they send you an additional meal every month, with a bonus week of snacks, after that it becomes a thermonuclear detonator in contact with snacks.
He’s a coffee guy
@@CJ9007 afternoon coffee is fine too
The drink was the best "Why the fuck am i drinking this" :D
I love his commentary, and the videos in general. :)
Luncheon meat is cold cuts, yes, but considering that what you had comes in a Spam tin, no. Spam, like vegemite, is very much a "like it or leave it" food
Hey, if the Apocalypse is upon us-that may be the only meat you'll have readily available. It's Sink or Swim then
8:05. coca cola filtered through somebody's catheter bag. you lost me. ha ha ha ha