@Choo choo the cat, & I'm sure Arn, Tully & Jake as well as JR & Tony S are probably rolling their eyes on a weekly basis to the bad booking ideas & bad promos that $ mark Khan does every week. I wonder what excuse/defense will the AEW lifers/fanboys will have for Khan's promos & booking ideas.
@@thesupervisor3270 Thank God $ mark Khan's Dad isn't letting him drive the players on his football team nuts, like he's obviously doing with his roster on a WEEKLY BASIS.
That's the great thing about Cornette; even if you aren't going to *follow* his advice *word for word*, at least keep an ear out for what he says because he's got a solid reasoning. I know for sure I don't agree with 100% with Jim all the time, but it's a good point of view to let speak.
Jim is only correct about not having a Disqualification stipulation as a way to protect the business and wrestler’s credibility. Still, running out the clock guarantees a draw, a good match for the audience and protects both wrestler’s credibility a lot better than a DQ.
I dare say that all he needs really is the shirt and the crocks, cuz he already out-Russoed Vinnie Ru. I used to say AEW looks like late-stage, soon-to-die WCW, but fucking hell it's somehow actually worse.
It's going to happen. He's wearing sunglasses and cool expensive jackets and his cool guy haircut and beard. I wouldn't be surprised if they booked an AEW vs Impact feud and Kenny and Tony turned on Callis because he's with impact. Making Tony khan the heel manager of Kenny Omega. Wouldn't be surprised at all
@@RandalfElVikingo He was def part of the show, he would come out at the end of every episode later on, did a ton of promos. But honestly, he was better at it than Tony Khan. I read the comments on the videos with with fans saying how great Tony is at promos. I honestly don't believe they believe that. It is so so so bad. He is awful, and looks so anxious and cracked out, even while doing the "heel Tony Khan" gimmick.
@@madamefeast4824 yeah I look at the responses online from the AEW fans and I'm just like how do you actually enjoy this, how do you think these are good promos.
Tony Coked up Khan is a fucking goof and yes the frustrations of running a wrestling promotion has taken its toll and goes nuts when somebody says this is fucking awful definitely has never heard no in his life
He was one of the early "youtube shooters"from the mid 2000s youtube wrestling community. I had flashbacks when he mentioned Kent Jones, who was a nutjob. Bill and Doug, Moralvirus, pspower, ROHStyles23 etc I used to watch all of those guys.
I thought you were talking about Russo for a second there and I was like “ how the fuck is Russo intimidating” besides being a former heavyweight champion of course
It’ll be on the network with a sheepish looking Cody and khan doing to the camera pieces while the bucks and omega are off doing shoot interviews to uncle Dave moaning how are didn’t “book them right” and put them in the main event 🤣🤣
It's funny how all the things that Tony said before AEW started made a lot of sense but now he is going the opposite way. I think he had the right idea at start but when his thing began he just said "screw it", I think he gets influenced by other people very easily and he just said yes to whatever the Bucks and Omega wanted.
The crazy thing about Impact is that theyve consistently had the best womens division of any of the "major" promotions for quite some time. But yes, its all us same smart marks watching Impact, AEW, and increasingly even WWE.
AEW is a LOT like local independent wrestling. These local promotions are full of wrestlers who are marks for each other and they get into the characters and storylines they're doing a bit too much. They're more into them than the fans are. In their minds, they're all creating masterpieces and they live inside an echo chamber where they cannot accept any outside criticism about what they're doing. These local companies also have trouble growing new audiences and keep a small niche group of fans who follow everything and love them no matter what. The nonsensical things they do might not make sense to a casual fan who happens to go to the VFW Hall in Poughkeepsie, NY to watch wrasslin', but to the neckbeard sitting next to them, they're watching Masterpiece Theater. The takeaway from all this is that AEW, like local promotions, are too inside because they know that if outsiders saw their product, they wouldn't like it. This has been proven with AEW's viewership figures. Every time they spike big, they drop right back down the following week.
You think in 50 years after aew is dead and forgotten that tony may show up in wwe like eazy E and russo and even get into the hall of fame me personally I think fuck no
That Crone Metzler guy actually sounds pretty good for potraying what he was trying to potray. For a moment I thought I was listening to a teenage Jim Cornette. The difference between Crone and Tony Khan is that Tony doesn't realize that he's coming off as a snotty nerd.
Crap, I died when Corny brought up Marilyn Chambers. Thought the movie was called The Green Door. May have been the Forbidden Door. That woman could gobble up a baseball bat.
He's becoming more and more like Russo every single week. Russo was this clean cut guy in WWE, and when he went to WCW he was behind the scenes on tv as "the powers that be" then came on tv wearing sunglasses and jerseys and baseball bats trying to be cool, making himself the champion. I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED, if Impact and AEW had a feud and Kenny Omega and Tony Khan turned on Callis because he's employed by Impact. I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if Tony Khan made himself the heel manager for Kenny Omega. How much you guys wanna bet?
After hearing Jim mention Rick Ruben a lot lately, I Googled to see if it was who I though it was. Wow...just wow... also found UA-cam videos where Jim talks about Rick directly. I had no idea. That is awesome!!!!
Yeah I've seen some of his Promos lately including one on Twitter. He definitely looks like he's on the nose candy and him yelling should be a sign too.
I'm watching Smokey Mountain wrestling and they were pushing endlessly no foreign objects and $500 fines and family wrestling and fundraising for schools. But by the second episode in the school fundraising commercial they got Dutch Mantel using a bull whip on Scott Armstrong, Paul Ondorff hitting a guy in the face with a microphone, and the Russians hanging a Fantastic with a chain. I need Corny to give me his take on this..
Khan is on the booger sugar, my opinion. Khan is running a wrestling business, which is stressful enough, but also a football team and soccer club. He's stretched thin and the stress has ruined him.
i can totally imagine a coked up Tony Khan pitching spots to the wrestlers by smashing action figures together and making sound effects
I just totally pictured it too and the entire time hes using old WWE sets and figures from Mattel
100%
@Choo choo the cat, & I'm sure Arn, Tully & Jake as well as JR & Tony S are probably rolling their eyes on a weekly basis to the bad booking ideas & bad promos that $ mark Khan does every week. I wonder what excuse/defense will the AEW lifers/fanboys will have for Khan's promos & booking ideas.
Lol but I don’t think he’s on drugs he’s just a nerd/lame/cornball
@@thesupervisor3270 Thank God $ mark Khan's Dad isn't letting him drive the players on his football team nuts, like he's obviously doing with his roster on a WEEKLY BASIS.
Tony Kahn is Martin from the Simpsons when he gets a swimming pool
haha stop it you're killing me
Hahaha this made me howl. Well done
I missed that one. That sucks.
Tony Khan: "Soon I'll be the queen of mudshow wrestling, I mean king. King"
"There's a few extra spots over here, ho!"
“9 DAYS FROM TONIGHT... YOU HAVE TO FACE HIM 9 DAYS FROM TONIGHT, ON DYNAMITE...LIVE ON DYNAMITE!”
😂😂😂😂😂
“AHH AHHH 9 DAYS”
"We did 100 takes, and that was the best one"
Lol,. I thought this review is about that promo
YOULL HAVE PLENTY TIME TO GET READY MATT IN 9 DAYS! LIVE! ON DYNAMITE! LIVE ON DYNAMITE!
If Jim Cornette is giving you advice on Promo's, take it!!
That's the great thing about Cornette; even if you aren't going to *follow* his advice *word for word*, at least keep an ear out for what he says because he's got a solid reasoning. I know for sure I don't agree with 100% with Jim all the time, but it's a good point of view to let speak.
Corny's promo on Paul E Dangerously and the Original Midnight Express is still better than anything on AEW and WWE
Jim is only correct about not having a Disqualification stipulation as a way to protect the business and wrestler’s credibility.
Still, running out the clock guarantees a draw, a good match for the audience and protects both wrestler’s credibility a lot better than a DQ.
In case you forgot, most of the young guys in AEDub don’t take advice from the veterans.
The more Tony Khan talks, he sounds like Kenny Omega's half sibling with a drug and alcohol problem.
😂😂
Lmfaooooooo so true
those tony khan drawings always make me chuckle
he looks cracked out
He is really looking like that in real life now
that's because he essentially is
AEW fan here says he looks like 2 8balls deep on these promos lol
I know it's day 3 for you, but it's only 10am for us. Chill out, playa.
@@theguywholikesturtlez proof please?
When will Tony Kahn come down from his adderall binge?
NINE DAYS FROM TONIGHT!
😂😂😂
It really makes you realise just how good on camera Vince Mcmahon is or even Eric Bishoff for that matter.
So true
Sssshhhhhhh 🤫
AEW-sexuals will hear you and cancel you on tiktok.
Hell even Dixie Carter lol
@@bls8959 Oh bullsh... Actually yeah.
If he starts selling “Tony Cookies” then you know it’s time for an intervention....
Or does a 20 minute promo that results in just showing off a pair of oddly colored boots.
Hey don’t compare Herb to Tony Khan, Herb at least knew how to create intrigue.
@@CharizardMaster69 🤣lol
@@CharizardMaster69 Herb was awesome , he lived his life to the fullest
Tony Khan is preparing himself to come out with a NY Giants jersey and realizing his childhood dream of being Vince Russo
I dare say that all he needs really is the shirt and the crocks, cuz he already out-Russoed Vinnie Ru. I used to say AEW looks like late-stage, soon-to-die WCW, but fucking hell it's somehow actually worse.
@King Slayer and the AEW marks will praise him for it too
@@SmoothGorilla He's shitstain Jr for God's sake, he's horrible & shouldn't be doing promos PERIOD.
It's going to happen. He's wearing sunglasses and cool expensive jackets and his cool guy haircut and beard.
I wouldn't be surprised if they booked an AEW vs Impact feud and Kenny and Tony turned on Callis because he's with impact. Making Tony khan the heel manager of Kenny Omega. Wouldn't be surprised at all
You're right! Tony Khan is like WCW Vince Russo! They both have the same high-pitched voice.
I can't believe how quickly we've gone from this guy turning into Herb Abrams
Yeah, he was a sucker but he was not part of the show lol.
@@RandalfElVikingo Oh he was at times my friend, if you never saw herbs promo on colonel red....
@@RandalfElVikingo He was def part of the show, he would come out at the end of every episode later on, did a ton of promos.
But honestly, he was better at it than Tony Khan. I read the comments on the videos with with fans saying how great Tony is at promos. I honestly don't believe they believe that. It is so so so bad. He is awful, and looks so anxious and cracked out, even while doing the "heel Tony Khan" gimmick.
@@madamefeast4824 yeah I look at the responses online from the AEW fans and I'm just like how do you actually enjoy this, how do you think these are good promos.
Just read about who Herb Abrams is. Thank you lol
AEW Fans: Hates Vince and the rest of the McMahon authority figure doing long promos
AEW Fans: marks out for Tony Khan eye rolling promos
AEW Fans: Vince’s bookings are bad and out of touch.
AEW Fans: Tony’s bookings are long term story telling.
Tony Coked up Khan is a fucking goof and yes the frustrations of running a wrestling promotion has taken its toll and goes nuts when somebody says this is fucking awful definitely has never heard no in his life
Wwe fans: Let's listen to jim Cornette bash AEW
@@russ3161able you are aware Cornette has stated several times that WWE is worse.
@@russ3161able AEW Fans: Let's listen to Bryan Alvarez trash WWE.
When Mr Cornette deep sighs less than three seconds into a video, I'm all in.
Tony books matches with his dolls like Dark Helmet in spaceballs...
"No Tony we didn't see you playing with your dolls again "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tony khan's face gets me every time 😂
He scares me
😂😂
Smarks: "He is a Man of the People and is totally Relatable!"
Compared to today's shit, that was a heck of a promo from Chrome Metzler.
He was one of the early "youtube shooters"from the mid 2000s youtube wrestling community. I had flashbacks when he mentioned Kent Jones, who was a nutjob. Bill and Doug, Moralvirus, pspower, ROHStyles23 etc I used to watch all of those guys.
Search yt for krone-meltzer
the difference between Vince and Tony Khan is Vince is physically intimidating,Tony Khan looks like a "pencilneck geek"
I thought you were talking about Russo for a second there and I was like “ how the fuck is Russo intimidating” besides being a former heavyweight champion of course
lol
Vince also has charisma and is a great promo
Vince is not intimidating. Ask stone cold Steve Austin or brock lesnar. Dummy
Vince Russo could intimidate Tony Khan lol much less Eric Bischoff & his Kung Fu grip. Dixie Carter in a leather outfit (mmmmmm) could whip Tony Khan.
AEW All In: The Wrath of Khan.
Don;t give the ideas ;-)
KHAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Captain Kirk
I'll watch that sounds interesting
"Someone show that to his dad."
-Brian Last
Khan's goin on that diet of Herbie cookies with extra powdered "sugar"
On the plus side the Rise(?) and Fall of AEW episode of Dark Side of the Ring should be pretty interesting in a year or two
It’ll be on the network with a sheepish looking Cody and khan doing to the camera pieces while the bucks and omega are off doing shoot interviews to uncle Dave moaning how are didn’t “book them right” and put them in the main event 🤣🤣
The Hype and Fall of AEW.
I still want an episode on Abdullah the Butcher.
Great point, this company is so freaking awful, how long will his family keep putting they're money into this crap?
@@RandalfElVikingo Excellent title!
amazing how this is still spot on 2 years later...
Tony "Rick Moranis" Khan, starring in "Honey, I Shrunk the Wrestlers". New Episodes, every Wednesday night, on TNT.
😂😂😂😂
Marko Stunt is one of them 😂
Tony Khan is just the annoying rich kid people keep around so they can use his pool during the summer
I'm no longer convinced that Herb Abrams is dead...
Tony Khan makes Herb Abrams and Rob “Black” Zicari look like Jim Crocket and Gordon Solie.
🤠👁👁👢
He has risen!
Herb was WAY cooler than Tony. Plus, he had that mysterious hustler vibe about him. We don't even know where his money came from!
I've been thinking this for weeks now that's fucking nuts
Tony is going to try and be Shane O, Mac and wrestle isn't he!
It's funny how all the things that Tony said before AEW started made a lot of sense but now he is going the opposite way. I think he had the right idea at start but when his thing began he just said "screw it", I think he gets influenced by other people very easily and he just said yes to whatever the Bucks and Omega wanted.
@@soumyadeepbanerjee964 I think so too. Must be the reason why he commits to some of these wasteful ideas, such as the Impact-AEW thing
So we're gonna watch him fall off some high platform?
Serpentico is Khan
@@soumyadeepbanerjee964 influenced by omega mainly
Tony gets to cut promos all coked up, living the dream honestly
So Tony Khan is currently 80's Vince McMahon just minus the physique and Zubaz pants.
@@adambarber4697 and minus millions of fans. Vince had the hype intros to PPVs back then.."TONIGHT THE MEGAPOWERS EXPLODE!!"
Good for him. He achieved his goal.
@@TheKevinNewsom his daddys money achieved the goal.... 😂😂
Tony Khan looks like ...The" Honey I Shrunk The Kids " guy...on Meth ...🤷🏽♂️
Rick Moranis, yes. They've done that joke a million times.
@@sirtoby4939 don't be surprised if they call rick to be on AEW never know
I'd say a young jeff goldblum on ketamine
That Crone Meltzer audio was hilarious 😂😂
* *Metzler*
Tony "Herb Abrams" Khan
Hide Everything!!!!!
And a touch of Dixie
He wants to be Vince but ends up being a mix of all the bad examples
The only "forbidden door" is the Jericho on Steve Austin's show. Everything else is expected.
And WWE lowkey proved they trumped all the other FD stuff.
That Tony Khan promo sounded like a backyard wrestler cutting a promo with his buddies.
"The Forbidden Backdoor" and "The Invisible Handjob" are just too damn hilarious. Quick, Tony Khan, make THOSE into shirts. 😆
Dixie Khan is going to destroy the wrestling business and AEW
My only concern is, Tony's dad is paying for his son's "make a wish".
The intoxication and slurred speech, could be a side effect of heavy medication
Snorting tons of ritalin.
Tony is flying high again I see!
That’s some good shit - Vince McMahon
I got five on it.
How high?
@@Kas58223 you forgot “pal” in there.
@@EldenKing18 oh god I did 🤣🤣🤣
The crazy thing about Impact is that theyve consistently had the best womens division of any of the "major" promotions for quite some time. But yes, its all us same smart marks watching Impact, AEW, and increasingly even WWE.
Remember that promo he did where Tony Schiavone was wearing the shark hat? Hahaha he had to be drunk on that one.
Sniff sniff
Kinda weird how none of those promos are on UA-cam anymore
@10:28 I can hear Corny laughing in the background 🤣🤣
Loving the coked up khan drawings 🔥🔥
Khan geeked up again I see 👁👁 👼
hahahaha Krone Meltzer and Death Valley Driver being namedroped on the Jim Cornette Experience. 😂😂
Herb Abrams is Tony Khan. Tony Khan is Herb Abrams
Tony Khan, the modern day Herb Abrams, yeah, I could see that. 😉
That's Behind the Green Door.
Or so I've been told.
*YEAH!*
*I mean, I've been told that as well.*
@@CoyoteDuran1 I've heard that scene in the trapeze is really something.
So...Tony Khan is on ANGEL DUST ?
Tony tone montana"say goodbye to the bad guy,you'll never see a bad guy look as good as me.I always tell the truth,even when i lie".
It's Herbie of UWF ALL OVER AGAIN..LMAO HAPPY EASTER CORNUTZ!
Tony Khan looks like Beavis when he got a hold of caffine in these drawings.
"I am The Great Khanholio! I come from Champaigne-Urbana! I need teepee for my bunghole! Are you threatening me?"
The invisible hand job and forbidden back door 😂 Dammit Cornette, "wutdafuukk" 🤣
That drawing of Adderall Khan cracks me up everytime
(9-year old low voice) IN 9 DAYS! IN 9 DAYS!
Running towards the stimulants
Give Harry Reems a push!!! He's been dead eight years, but he can still probably out-work 2/3 of the AEW roster.
NINE DAYS ON DYNAMITE NINE DAYS ON DYNAMITE!!!!!!!
AEW is a LOT like local independent wrestling. These local promotions are full of wrestlers who are marks for each other and they get into the characters and storylines they're doing a bit too much. They're more into them than the fans are. In their minds, they're all creating masterpieces and they live inside an echo chamber where they cannot accept any outside criticism about what they're doing. These local companies also have trouble growing new audiences and keep a small niche group of fans who follow everything and love them no matter what. The nonsensical things they do might not make sense to a casual fan who happens to go to the VFW Hall in Poughkeepsie, NY to watch wrasslin', but to the neckbeard sitting next to them, they're watching Masterpiece Theater. The takeaway from all this is that AEW, like local promotions, are too inside because they know that if outsiders saw their product, they wouldn't like it. This has been proven with AEW's viewership figures. Every time they spike big, they drop right back down the following week.
11 months later and your post is still spot on.
I tried to get into aew but tony Khan is such a turn off
This is masterful theatre of a comment. 👏
Brian Last has moles in AEW and Impact.
FTR
I always feel bad for Tony S when he's forced to do those promos with $ mark Khan, Tony S always looks like he's forced at gunpoint to be there.
Tony went from interviewing the Horsemen, Magnum TA, working in the Monday Night Wars to this. Its sad.
He's doing nothing but making a sad face
@@chadk890 why? He chose to do this and is getting paid very well to do this. I doubt he cares what some fat, virgin mark thinks
@@kingrama2727 I wouldn't be surprised if Tony S is regretting his decision now to work for $ mark Khan.
@@TheSportsfan35 I doubt it. For 6 figures you’d work for him too as would I, no matter how crappy the product
You think in 50 years after aew is dead and forgotten that tony may show up in wwe like eazy E and russo and even get into the hall of fame me personally I think fuck no
Impact has actually been kick ass today
That crone meltzer or whatever audio clip was epic..
That Crone Metzler guy actually sounds pretty good for potraying what he was trying to potray. For a moment I thought I was listening to a teenage Jim Cornette.
The difference between Crone and Tony Khan is that Tony doesn't realize that he's coming off as a snotty nerd.
10:57
Harry Reams 😂😂😂
I think Tony’s promos are so odd to watch , it’s necessary tv at this point 😂. Jim and Brian are spot on however
Crap, I died when Corny brought up Marilyn Chambers. Thought the movie was called The Green Door. May have been the Forbidden Door. That woman could gobble up a baseball bat.
Was definitely behind the green door. I had to Google it because I 100% no way in hell know that off the top of my head 😉.
Guess I just showed my age!!!
He's becoming more and more like Russo every single week.
Russo was this clean cut guy in WWE, and when he went to WCW he was behind the scenes on tv as "the powers that be" then came on tv wearing sunglasses and jerseys and baseball bats trying to be cool, making himself the champion.
I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED, if Impact and AEW had a feud and Kenny Omega and Tony Khan turned on Callis because he's employed by Impact. I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if Tony Khan made himself the heel manager for Kenny Omega.
How much you guys wanna bet?
He's already heading that way and imagine if he fired a big star just like Russo fired Goldberg, that's already a huge red flag for me
Krone Metzler. Now there’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time 😀
Tony Khan sounds like the singer in Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies when he yelled at Kenny Omega on Elevation.
You know that scene in Spaceballs where Dark Helmet is caught playing with his dolls again? That's AEW in a nutshell.
Cody Rhodes as Colonel Sanders. And Jericho as Pizza The Hutt.
NOIN DAYZ FRAHM TOINOYGHT, LOIVE ON DIYANAMOIGHT
Jesus, legit LMFAO 😂😂😂👏👏👏
@@hugorivera8490 do know what he said I don't
9 days
Awesome comments Jim cornette thank you for making me laugh man you're awesome
"The invisible hand job" and "The forbidden backdoor". We need a book of Jim's quotes
sad part is his promos are taped beforehand and the other day when he came out live and forced TTMFB into a match he was 10 times worse.
Horrible just horrible
After hearing Jim mention Rick Ruben a lot lately, I Googled to see if it was who I though it was. Wow...just wow... also found UA-cam videos where Jim talks about Rick directly. I had no idea. That is awesome!!!!
When tony first appeared on screen I said what the fuck is he on? His first AEW after show press interview he was so twitchy
Behind the GREEN door.
Yeah I've seen some of his Promos lately including one on Twitter. He definitely looks like he's on the nose candy and him yelling should be a sign too.
I'm watching Smokey Mountain wrestling and they were pushing endlessly no foreign objects and $500 fines and family wrestling and fundraising for schools. But by the second episode in the school fundraising commercial they got Dutch Mantel using a bull whip on Scott Armstrong, Paul Ondorff hitting a guy in the face with a microphone, and the Russians hanging a Fantastic with a chain. I need Corny to give me his take on this..
@Charming Billy You need to calm yourself
@777killad * guy 👦
I thought this was supposed to be the new Mid South UWF not the grammed up Herb Abrams UWF:)
If Tony Kahn went to WWE he would give him a Lio Rush manager character.
Lio Rush is more masculine
@@LemoncookieTV This is true.
Coke eyes Tiny Tony khan the booking angel of the apocalypse 😂😂😂
I can’t wait for the documentaries 10 years from now about Khan. 😂
WWE has Bad Bunny
AEW has Bad Booking
I dare Meltzer will praise his promo.. Oh god have mercy
Uncle Dave is a confused old man that can barely speak a coherent English sentence
I am just going to say what everyone thinks when we see Tony on tv. Tony Khan's head looks like a talking pineapple and Shiavone looks like spongebob.
The Forbidden Door promos are hilarious!
I got distracted when brian set up the clip, so I thought that actually was Tony Kahn
I keep hearing Rick Rubin and I always think "the music producer??"
I dont get the cable channel AXS its part of premium package lol
Tony Kahn is the brown Bob Sagat on America's funniest home wrestling!
Why do these drawings of Tony look like he just did two lines?! 🤣
because it's literally how he looks, that's the worrying thing lol
T-pose Khan is everything
Khan's promos are so cringe he starting to look like and act like Tony Montana from Scarface.
Tony Khantana
@@smarkslowplay3512 Lol
@King Slayer Most likely lol
Did Brian say "Crohn Meltzer" or "Chrome Meltzer"? I just want to find more audio of him.
I Hope Schiavone's *Kids* are Gettin' a "Cut" from Their A.D.D. Med Sales.
😜
Khan is on the booger sugar, my opinion.
Khan is running a wrestling business, which is stressful enough, but also a football team and soccer club. He's stretched thin and the stress has ruined him.
The Adderall Don Tony Khan
Tony Khan's promos remind me of Herb Abrams circa July 22, 1996.