Real Matt & Felix Hours | Chapo Trap House
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- Опубліковано 20 чер 2022
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Episode 638 - Real Matt & Felix Hours; Original release date 6/21/2022
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With Will stuck in the Schengen Zone, Matt & Felix hold down the fort discussing Rod Dreher’s similar visa predicament, as well as elections in Columbia and France, Herschel Walker’s rapidly multiplying secret families, and the potential hyper-federalization of America.
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If I fell off my bike in front of cameras I'm tearfully shouting stupid bike and throwing it.
Big time "I'll be out all night so your older brothers will be making dinner tonight" vibes here. Fun loose ep
Uvalde is going to demolition that entire school now, I can only imagine how many stray 9mm bullets are lodged in all the classroom walls for them to just scrap the entire building.
It's a cover-up!
@@zainmudassir2964 that's probably an understatement
@@berdyderg900 the cops ate at least one child
Destruction of evidence, they wanna cover their F-ups.
“it’s his Summerhall” lol
The Herschel Walker quote nearly broke my brain
He should just skip a step as run for president in 2024 along with that guy running for governor advocating mass shootings lmao
Matt Christmas LA Noire reference.
DAMN SON WHERE’D YOU FIND THIS?
This is it. Unchecked chaos
I've just now realised that Chump can't ride a bike. Look into your heart, you know it to be true.
Chapo Is The Largest Pro-bike Podcast.
or drive a car, or walk up or down stairs
Trunk's mad that he can't find a seat big enough for his giant dumper. 😆
he can't grow a beard either, very low T
"I use training wheels because I'm smart. Only a loser would risk falling by not using training wheels. You know I once met a guy on a harley davidson and he told me 'ya know if I could I would put training wheels on my harley'. Smart guy. Knew a lot about bikes."
The whole celebrity meta shit is why I think a show like The Boys is so appealing to people who follow politics, because more than a superhero show it's basically a show about fandom and politics.
It's also just a more realistic look into what the marvel universe would look like if it were real. A immortal, all powerful superman figure if placed in American society would be a genocidal freak.
my friend fell off his bike once, it made him so angry that he brought down a temple with his bare hands
Hope Samson is okay.
@@robertvaughn9448 He may be, but I have long hair. That's how I've been cucked by third-wave feminism 😥
"Will and Rod fall in Love in Europe" could be the flick that saves romcoms
Joe jumped up pretty quick for a 78 year old man who just fell off a bike. He's probably in better shape than I am.
His obedience to Moloch gives him strength
The bodies of demonic puppets are possessed of unique vitality though their minds are displaced in unholy communion. Beware as he falls deeper into the Hunter's dream.
If you're American that's probably true.
Easy to stay healthy when you're filthy rich
Folks, we never fell off anything! Never tried to ride a bike, my dad called em n-word horses!
I'm glad Matt said he had nothing to do with Rod Breyer because that was literally the first thing that popped into my mind.
That was a suspiciously specific denial if I've ever heard one
"gosh, I'm thick 🥵"
Joe ridin'
Forget a bicycle, buy a Puch.
Moped Gang! I have a Tomos Targa with a 70cc kit on it. Thing screams. Can cruise at 65 all day and still gets 100mpg.
Neo Tokyo isn't far off, we're on our way.
Trump's promise 'never to ride a bike' isn't a pledge to be stable, it's only a promise to be secretive about his instability.
I thought that was strange for Trump, but effective.
I Wouldv'e expected him to say he's "most balanced, best biker in the world, I never fall". Instead he basically admits he's too old, although in his mind it's just that bikes are for dorks who care about crap like well-being, the environment, and other people
One of the few genuinely funny things he's ever said as far as I'm concerned. It's not even stupid.
The seat would get lost in his ample butt cheeks.
As a Chilean here with the new constitution and Colombia stuff and boric being center left the cops and armed forces are talking about soft coups and arms down politics to let the country seem "ingobernable"
A lot of fake news. 3 days elected president and they said Petro put dollar to 5000 pesos when is obviously fake you can just watch ior check is is not even over 4000 pesos. They Said Petro want a new tax reform that wants to tax ppl with about 3 minimum wages when is just some guy in his campaign saying they will search for tax evasion according to some Canadian task force in the medium to high class probably the evasion comes from the
Population with more than 10 minimum wages over month, I am a Colombian doctor with something over 3 minimum wages a month with 200hour of work/month plus health and retirement, some regular doctor specialist probably it's under 10 minimum wages if it's not a surgeon.
It seems like the strategy for leftist governments is to crackdown on all police and military.
@@billyscenic5610 not that easy cuz the armed forces are all politicized right wing
It's ethical end corrupt policing by any means.
"Even when the world ends, you're still you..."
Well, better start assigning points to those S.P. E.C.I.A.L. stats while you still can kiddos!
Just going to collect bobble heads and guns. My ruins will have epic drops
thanks for covering Colombia. Felix has amazing insights, and I think there's reason to be positive. Petro won a clear mandate and his coalition has control of Congress.
That Jameson thing is always fun to talk about with your conservative uncle. When you suggest that we have mandatory military service to create a coherent workforce that can better the lives of everyone they don't quite know what to do with it
Racist sex and the city
I'm sorry you fell off your bike 🚳
i'm quite disturbed by all the videogame references matt's been making for the last year or whatever
I think is fiance has been a bad influence on him
@@mitchhosking5599 Matt has a fiance?
@@mitchhosking5599 We need to get our beautiful boy away from that harlot
El pacto histórico, petro's party, is gonna be the largest force on the Senate.
Según un funcionario policial que conoce a varios integrantes de la plana mayor de la Dipolcar, “la estrategia del general Lopresti es aumentar la percepción de ingobernabilidad y para ello su táctica es dejar de hacer, ocultar informes, relajar la guardia, una suerte de huelga de brazos caídos en temas sensibles”.
Were there tabs discovered?
Were search histories stumbled upon?
In 2013 such things were unknown.
Ive been emailing Virgil nonstop since Monday evening. We thought you might be dead.
Left Chapo over a year and a half ago as told to Patreon subscribers. Unless you are trying to make an unfunny joke that would be more appropriate about a member of your close family.
@@chetkayeable is this literally the first episode you've listened to? No offense if so but if not, offense...
@@chetkayeable should I also not have emailed him?
Try signing off your emails as a teenage girl, maybe he'll respond then
@@ChewyThomson thanks for reminding us, that there are always some disgusting people around...
I love riding bikes
Are you a fish?
@@justcommenting4981 yes🐟
Brother rod needs to just convert to Episcopalian we Episcopal's love gay people.
Even when the world ends ur still u dam
I'm sorry, but did Matt say 'Prince Machiavelli and the Art of War,' which is a really interesting mix of things.
Machiavelli also wrote a treatise called 'The Art of War'.
But I get thinking he confused Sun Tzu and 'The Prince' since every 16 year old malcontent will read both alongside 'Beyond Good and Evil' and then either Marx or Rand.
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Maybe so, but he's most well known for 'The Prince.'
Yes, that's why I said I get that you got confused.
It's a recurring Chapo joke about dumb guys who claim to be experts at various things because they've read "Sun Tzu Machiavelli" and get them mixed up while quoting random proverbs.
I liked Hernandez until he said he admired Einstein. Einstein was a socialist.
We all know he was not thinking about Einstein
Just plopping a big derpity-derpity-doo on us, huh big shot?
Don't worry, buddy, I don't think that is who he meant
mat should have gone with "war of the roses"
Sees Matt and Felix Hours: OUR HOURS in Bugs Bunny voice
Tom Hanks from Oakland.
Bay Area people are the best when you arent driving behind them
Felix and Matt come and grill in Australia
*barbie
@@mj.l just tryna speak yank for them
Secret made known? MATT, how dare you! Are you suggesting?....
It's Wednesday, Chris.
Im sorry Chris I forgot you had a wedding.
theyre already doing that , the " secret Army" remember 60,000 strong sending letters & friending u while reading your posts
You guys ending the show at the end of the year
Cum Town and Chapo will end on the same day as a show of solidarity.
@@Marshydarshy and on that day all will be gay in solidarity!
I only know 2 things about Flex. He hates his repliers and loves to lift. I wish he would unblock me so I can send more vids of marmosets getting exploded by ieds.
How has Felix been working out for over 15 years and is still 36% bf?
@@Gum_Cuzzler you literally can't say Jews without comment deletion? What is this? I said it makes them winners! You know who else was built for war? Alex Jones.
A boring Tin Tin book
How do you know that Macron voters stayed home? Is there any source for this? I'd like to see it.
The results of the election, what? I must be missing the joke
Polls expected macron party to win absolute majority but didn't happen. Rise of far right is worrying tho.
Ok they didn't stay home. They sure as hell didn't vote.
@@berdyderg900 Went ahead and looked into it, yep, in cases where the Ensemble candidate got knocked out in the first round of primaries, the Ensemble Leadership refused to endorse some of the NUPE candidates who were up against RN candidates, so yeah, the expected result of this would be that liberals who's candidate lost in the first round refused to vote in the second round, LITERALLY what people accused Bernie Sanders supporters of doing.
@@DotsHero in English!
this episode feels meandering and pointless without Will there, sadly.
PSA: Russia has still not obtained air superiority in Ukraine.
@Ghosthouse Is Finland and Sweden our proxies? Is Turkey our proxy also?
@@Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate "are" Finland and Sweden our proxies. Not "is".
Bullshit. Does Ukraine have air superiority over Russia? Then fuck off.. And besides, who cares?
I really don't think you know what that means if your saying that with such an assertive statement.
Hahahah and, then, jajaja 🧉🦄
Asian voters in SF kneecapped the career of Chesa Boudin. Areas of the city which were most supportive of the recall were Chinatown and Richmond (along with wealthy, largely white Pacific Heights)
The junkies and their enablers in the Mission and Tenderloin districts were the most supportive of Boudin staying on as DA.
Love to see it. The world needs more based Asian-Americans.
Is this your job?
I haven't seen this bot(?) in months
@@berdyderg900 he's been at it for a little while for a month or so
I don't think junkies vote in local elections
He’s great isn’t he. Don’t click on his channel hoping for skull measuring you’ll be disappointed