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  • @jebbush6657
    @jebbush6657 7 місяців тому +225

    Shocker that dude who's been screeching in the comments section about how chapo needs to address the immense success of The Pier for months in every single video is nowhere to be found... 😂

    • @jebbush6657
      @jebbush6657 7 місяців тому +88

      @ItsNotUnusual-mp5qd he actually deleted all his comments even his replies are gone from my notifications 🤣
      Biden Bros stay losing

    • @taxirob2248
      @taxirob2248 7 місяців тому +42

      @@jebbush6657 maybe he went back to Beau Of The Fifth Column for a little Bidenist hope mining

    • @MrMollusk7
      @MrMollusk7 7 місяців тому +25

      ​@@jebbush6657no fuckin way dude hahahahaha

    • @wrinklefighter
      @wrinklefighter 7 місяців тому +30

      I can't believe that guy was a thing. Sorry I didn't see him, glad you shared the lore 😂

    • @ultravioletiris6241
      @ultravioletiris6241 7 місяців тому +23

      I too am an Anarcho-Bidenist

  • @cattibingo
    @cattibingo 7 місяців тому +30

    "Hey Curly go grab that box of leftover Vietnam MRE's on the pier." Comically slips & snaps pier into 2 pieces

  • @dre_withwithout
    @dre_withwithout 7 місяців тому +29

    The pier is a metaphor for how effective the empire is at caring for its slaves, I mean citizens.

  • @cattibingo
    @cattibingo 7 місяців тому +35

    Can't believe hamas is storing red barrels right next to refugee tents

  • @cloudycolacorp
    @cloudycolacorp 7 місяців тому +35

    pier is stored in the balls

  • @romanmanner
    @romanmanner 7 місяців тому +34

    I mean good God, we built containerized piers in WWII. We can’t do fucking anything anymore.

  • @garcalej
    @garcalej 7 місяців тому +27

    Serious hat now: Matt Christman and Chris Wade should do another miniseries a la Hell of Presidents and Hell on Earth, only this time tracing the entire history of the Palestine Conflict, hitting all the pivotal events: the weird life of Theodore Herzl and the 1st Zionist Congress, the fall of the Ottomans during Ww1 and the Balfour Declaration, the Arab Revolt (one of the most heavy handed British colonialist interventions in history), the White Paper, the Irgun/Haganah insurgency, the closing off of western countries to Jewish refugees during the Holocaust, the Nakba of 1948, the Suez Crisis, the 68 war, 72 War, and, most crucially, the Lebanese Civil War, followed closely by the 1st Intifada and then the second intifada, the growth of the settler movement, and so on.
    Matt and Wade do an AMAZING job; they bring heart, humanity, and acerbic wit to their podcasts.

    • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
      @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf 7 місяців тому +11

      They were planning a series on the Spanish Civil War and released one or two episodes of that. Matt's still recovering from complications from his BBL surgery but a Palestine series after he's well and they finish the Spanish Civil War series would be great.

    • @jaystephens2759
      @jaystephens2759 7 місяців тому +5

      Don't think that's gonna happen. Matt's series on the Spanish Civil War would be awesome, and I hope he finishes it.

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 7 місяців тому +4

      I mean Matt is the MVP.
      Chris is a good guy who does important work, but he's mostly just there to do fake laughter and be the chorus.

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 7 місяців тому +2

      The CIA took that away from us

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 7 місяців тому

      @@Backinblackbunny009
      With their stroke gun made out of cocaine and anxiety.

  • @joeyhause8077
    @joeyhause8077 7 місяців тому +27

    The US is truly without pier

  • @PaxilRose
    @PaxilRose 7 місяців тому +26

    Jokes on y'all, the pier is now fixed. Admiral Wile E. Coyote has now taken control of operations in theater. No more playing around.

    • @topleybird2443
      @topleybird2443 7 місяців тому +5

      These Palestinians are soon gonna find out why ACME Corporation has no health insurance plan.

    • @PaxilRose
      @PaxilRose 7 місяців тому +2

      @@topleybird2443 They say it's because they put so many resources into their anvil division.

  • @rwrunning1813
    @rwrunning1813 7 місяців тому +21

    Sorry guys, we only had enough money to buy a pier off of Temu, hope this works

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop 7 місяців тому +19

    No way, the incredibly expensive unnecessary pier isn’t working!? /s

  • @thomasprislacjr.4063
    @thomasprislacjr.4063 7 місяців тому +15

    We crossed Poseidon's red line.

  • @alexpkeaton4471
    @alexpkeaton4471 7 місяців тому +22

    Pier's more gone.

  • @ugeofaltron5003
    @ugeofaltron5003 7 місяців тому +17

    The wildest part about the pier development was that it wasn't constructed by the Navy. It was the fuckin' Army.

    • @st2udent_650
      @st2udent_650 7 місяців тому +9

      Classic Army shitshow lmao

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 7 місяців тому +4

      Weaponized incompetence

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 7 місяців тому

      The navy managed to collide with another ship- TWICE!- in the South China sea. I'm terrified of what would happen if they tried to build a pier for humanitarian aid.

  • @benjaminrobertson2990
    @benjaminrobertson2990 7 місяців тому +15

    adblock is having a bad day today, so i got a biden campaign ad as the prelude to this

  • @subversivelysurreal3645
    @subversivelysurreal3645 7 місяців тому +12

    I have been swimming there…it honestly was a literal lego pier.

  • @damianalejandro6959
    @damianalejandro6959 7 місяців тому +12

    It was a houthi torpedo for sure

  • @lmackenzie9198
    @lmackenzie9198 7 місяців тому +18

    Felix's sense of humour has irreversibly influenced mine. Not proud just putting a fact out there.

  • @timcosgrove707
    @timcosgrove707 7 місяців тому +14

    I think we should let the pier go wherever it wants, it knows what it's doing.

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 7 місяців тому +23

    U.S military defeated by near pier adversary.

  • @NachoGetter
    @NachoGetter 7 місяців тому +8

    The canted rear tailfin on the Iranian F5 actually reduces the radar signature of the plane by some margin

    • @posmoo9790
      @posmoo9790 7 місяців тому +5

      yep. there's a 90 degree angle there that is horrifically efficient at creating radar returns that they got rid of by doing it.

  • @ZealothPL
    @ZealothPL 7 місяців тому +23

    Is the whole pier saga failure 5d chess to hide real capabilities or is the empire actually this rotten inside?

    • @southparkking2
      @southparkking2 7 місяців тому +9

      Yes.

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l 7 місяців тому +7

      it’s 6D chess played by Biden as his brain melts out of his weird facelifted nose

    • @Just_a_turtle_chad
      @Just_a_turtle_chad 7 місяців тому +3

      Love seeing the "empire is coming to its end" cope 😂

    • @ExcenDammit
      @ExcenDammit 7 місяців тому +9

      It's a way to do absolutely nothing while appearing to do something.

    • @jingbot1071
      @jingbot1071 7 місяців тому +11

      @@Just_a_turtle_chad I love your total lack of connection to life and reality. It's genuinely mesmerizing.
      Is this posting pattern self help or self harm?

  • @shannonm.townsend1232
    @shannonm.townsend1232 7 місяців тому +11

    Best show title

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 7 місяців тому +5

    absolutely philosophically correct point about causality there.

  • @fabricated
    @fabricated 7 місяців тому +12

    If I was the president of a heavily sanctioned country, I would simply not fly my old and poorly maintained helicopter into the foggy mountains.

  • @TheRightandLeftTrousers
    @TheRightandLeftTrousers 7 місяців тому +16

    Those dang Hamas fighters always sleeping under cribs

  • @emachine310
    @emachine310 7 місяців тому +16

    The thing about Israel is that they don't even need the Jets for surveillance.
    If Ukraine has taught us anything is that cheap drones would be more than enough to keep an eye on an army without anti air capabilities

  • @Derlaid
    @Derlaid 7 місяців тому +21

    It a piers to be missing.

  • @rtube00000
    @rtube00000 7 місяців тому +11

    Love Derek's laugh, so infectious. Nice to have those kind of guests on. Very much the opposite of that Alex Nichols guy they keep having on, who seems to think he won't be the funniest guy in the room if he so much as snickers

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath 7 місяців тому +10

    it "sunk AND floated away"? that's some amazing tech. sounds quantum-based
    Seriously, are we really believing that the US government can't deliver trucks to shore?? This plan never made any sense. I think the pier thing might just all be a distraction

  • @ChPeRo
    @ChPeRo 7 місяців тому +10

    When they rebuild and reattach the pier they need to build a monorail 🚝 next for distribution

  • @teenvogue1starmoreddivisio955
    @teenvogue1starmoreddivisio955 7 місяців тому +5

    I guess they will have to build a more permanent pier.

  • @eatatjoes1451
    @eatatjoes1451 7 місяців тому +12

    why couldnt we get the minecraft kids to build this pier? it'd finally get the boomers to shut up about lazy gen z too.

    • @kaulz
      @kaulz 7 місяців тому +3

      The boomers won't stop complaining. After taking everything else it's all they have to look forward to.

    • @shoxx48
      @shoxx48 7 місяців тому +1

      Gulf of Tonka Toys

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 7 місяців тому +3

    i've never heard of "dcs" until today and I've heard it twice. also felix nafo collab when

  • @shanemac1646
    @shanemac1646 7 місяців тому +11

    Israel blow up a US Ship the Liberty so why wouldn’t they also destroy a dock a lesser floating thing? I never understood this reasoning

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 7 місяців тому +2

      No children and no blood, not Israel's MO

  • @ludviglidstrom6924
    @ludviglidstrom6924 7 місяців тому +5

    PIERS Morgan, coincidence?!?!😂

  • @nasty_jazz
    @nasty_jazz 7 місяців тому +60

    first and gay

    • @jeklingames1692
      @jeklingames1692 7 місяців тому +10

      salute.

    • @timeweoya
      @timeweoya 7 місяців тому +14

      Well played, mr gay

    • @NKdragonmaker
      @NKdragonmaker 7 місяців тому +10

      4th and also gay

    • @williemasterofdestruction5339
      @williemasterofdestruction5339 7 місяців тому +3

      Quick question.
      Is it better to be f e l c h ed
      Or to f e l c h?
      Asking for a friend
      ✌️💚🍉

    • @metrodonkey8093
      @metrodonkey8093 7 місяців тому +4

      big fan of the gays and even bigger fan of promptness!

  • @deathmagneto-soy
    @deathmagneto-soy 7 місяців тому +6

    Steven Seagull is a better guitarist than Anthony Blinken.

  • @brazoshopper5081
    @brazoshopper5081 7 місяців тому +14

    Biden St. Pier

    • @DeadPig325
      @DeadPig325 7 місяців тому +3

      the bussy eating pig of DC Bodón St Pierre

  • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
    @SUPERBURLBOYROY 7 місяців тому +7

    I'm the greatest singer to ever live

  • @subversivelysurreal3645
    @subversivelysurreal3645 7 місяців тому +9

    Puddin‘ Head Biden (see Mark Twain)! ❤️🇵🇸✌🏽

  • @seanpatrick1243
    @seanpatrick1243 7 місяців тому +8

    The problem with talking to Putin is that he only uses negotiations as a military tactic when things are not going his way. He has proven over and over again that he does not honor any treaties that go against his ultimate goals.

  • @DunkmeisterFresh
    @DunkmeisterFresh 7 місяців тому +12

    Is Matt ever coming back? An update would be great.

    • @jaystephens2759
      @jaystephens2759 7 місяців тому +9

      He's working on remapping his social skills and raising his newborn. That's all you need to know.

    • @DunkmeisterFresh
      @DunkmeisterFresh 7 місяців тому +11

      @@jaystephens2759 Please don't pretend you know what 'all I need to know' is. Thanks.

    • @cogandball
      @cogandball 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@DunkmeisterFresh hey have some respect he spent hours listening over and over to see what happend to matt to tell you that's all you need to know

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@jaystephens2759Dullard

    • @hemingshark327
      @hemingshark327 7 місяців тому +1

      @@DunkmeisterFresh well that's all you need to know according to the rest of the chapo hosts as well apparently

  • @jaystephens2759
    @jaystephens2759 7 місяців тому +15

    Brace Belden was right when he said "Fappo Jack.. Couch"

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 7 місяців тому +1

    46:05 who is gunna get killed? I can't follow.

  • @jjb.6152
    @jjb.6152 7 місяців тому +3

    Howdy

  • @LovesAGoodPigsRoast2
    @LovesAGoodPigsRoast2 7 місяців тому +2

    I love the content but their nerdy, white anime boy voices are hard to listen to

    • @ApparentAstuteness
      @ApparentAstuteness 7 місяців тому +12

      feels like a skill issue

    • @commenter381
      @commenter381 7 місяців тому +1

      Will has a great voice

    • @slug3982
      @slug3982 7 місяців тому

      Yakubs, curse

    • @cat_city2009
      @cat_city2009 7 місяців тому +4

      I'd rather listen to that than Hasan's wigged up Zoomer So Cal talk.
      "Yooo dawg no shot no cap what up playa homies?!"

    • @LovesAGoodPigsRoast2
      @LovesAGoodPigsRoast2 7 місяців тому +2

      @@cat_city2009 these guys also sneak in AAVE and it's even as cringey.

  • @ludviglidstrom6924
    @ludviglidstrom6924 7 місяців тому +3

    Derek Davison seems totally clueless about Russia and the Ukraine war. The whole idea that Putin would accept some kind of freezing of the conflict at current lines makes no sense at all. The Russians have been very clear about this: this war will be fought until total victory over Ukraine, until the total destruction of the Ukrainian state, until Ukraine’s unconditional surrender and so on. That is the position of Russia today. The whole negotiations train went a long time ago. The Russians were very accommodating early on in the war, but not any longer. They no longer trust the West one single iota.

    • @ludviglidstrom6924
      @ludviglidstrom6924 7 місяців тому +1

      I also don’t like his tone towards Iran, although that helicopter thing was incredibly stupid…

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 7 місяців тому +8

      True, but to say Russia was "very accommodating" at the start, is like saying Israel _was_ the most moral army on Oct. 7. No, no they weren't

    • @fabricated
      @fabricated 7 місяців тому +6

      100 rubles have been deposited into your account

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 7 місяців тому

      Putin can't accept a freeze because he knows it will destroy him politically back home.

  • @kylemitchell5301
    @kylemitchell5301 7 місяців тому +3

    This is pure anti-comedy

    • @slug3982
      @slug3982 7 місяців тому +29

      Youre right needs more skibidi toilet

    • @cogandball
      @cogandball 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@slug3982 needs more people saying pause and sus why are they not providing dangling keys to watch as we listen to keep our minds fresh

    • @kylemitchell5301
      @kylemitchell5301 7 місяців тому +1

      Screeching like a spider monkey because felix says ….. dyson air blades

    • @BarackLesnar
      @BarackLesnar 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@kylemitchell5301the comedy is the genocide

    • @tommyhowsthepeeping
      @tommyhowsthepeeping 7 місяців тому +1

      @@slug3982 chapo in ohio

  • @Lowe505
    @Lowe505 7 місяців тому +5

    Remember when Chapo said the Russians would never invade Ukraine? Ah yea good times

    • @FlyingC4r
      @FlyingC4r 7 місяців тому +8

      And when they did it was actually NATOs fault

    • @Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin
      @Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin 7 місяців тому +32

      Remember when pretty much every military advisor and analyst in the region said the same thing at that time (for good reason, the invasion only galvanized fence sitters in the region to join NATO because it proved that Russia was less powerful in land war than assumed and couldn't perform a non-nuclear decapitation strike, and more unpredictable than assumed thus somewhat justifying the protection racket that is NATO)? It's wild how people just memory hole 90% of details about everything that happened more than a week ago.

    • @Isaaxz123
      @Isaaxz123 7 місяців тому +18

      After all the L's national security "experts" and wonks have had i can forgive the oversight.

    • @lmackenzie9198
      @lmackenzie9198 7 місяців тому +13

      *Saying this from inside a locker they've just been shoved into*

    • @Just_a_turtle_chad
      @Just_a_turtle_chad 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin still wrong take the L

  • @Just_a_turtle_chad
    @Just_a_turtle_chad 7 місяців тому +2

    Rules of engagement are expected from the IDF, but Hamas gets a pass every time they fight dirty. The international community is seriously conflicted.

    • @jebbush6657
      @jebbush6657 7 місяців тому +27

      People like you confuse me so much, you think being g-ded is getting a pass? 😂

    • @Isaaxz123
      @Isaaxz123 7 місяців тому +27

      Thats the point. If you want to be considered part of the "international community" you follow the rules, regardless of what terrorists do.

    • @jebbush6657
      @jebbush6657 7 місяців тому +30

      What part of what's happening to Palestinians do you think constitutes "getting a pass" exactly? Love to hear you explain that.

    • @steelersguy74
      @steelersguy74 7 місяців тому +13

      Maybe people need to learn once and for all that using a conventional military to fight non-state actors doesn’t work.

    • @World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd
      @World_Wide_Web_Wyyzrd 7 місяців тому +8

      WHY ARE YOU HURTING US!!!
      **said Joshua as he struck the gentiles**

  • @Go_Home_British_Raj
    @Go_Home_British_Raj 7 місяців тому +3

    It was right to jump in for Bernie based on what was known, with good heart. Jump in to the breach again and point out decent candidates; Cornel West, De la Cruz etc. Those Ivy Leaguers showed up, keep the pressure on

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 7 місяців тому

      Out of curiosity, who's the "etc." that couldn't get the mention?

    • @Go_Home_British_Raj
      @Go_Home_British_Raj 7 місяців тому +3

      @@ananousous that's the hopeful part, I can't stomach much American politics. Whoever goes in must have a mission to change things systemically after capturing this model. The world is being herded in to conflict because of American laziness. Our country has a fucking Evangelical Colonial Christian Prime Minister because of fucking garbage American political influence antivax fucking bullshit etc. Eveythings being pressured in to right wing racist garbage from America while Americans appear comfortable on material needs met by racist colonialism and finance fuckery

    • @fabricated
      @fabricated 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Go_Home_British_Raj the coolest thing about being an American is being both all powerful but also a dying empire the world has left behind, and also apparently brainwashing entire voting bases of other countries with sheer power of will
      you will eat the burger

    • @Go_Home_British_Raj
      @Go_Home_British_Raj 7 місяців тому +2

      @@fabricated no doubt there will be a movie about it