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Episode 842 - Fleet Weak feat. Alex Nichols (6/17/24)
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Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
Featured player Alex Nichols returns to look at the creeping criminalization of the “edgar” haircut in Tekkkxas, the jomney sun-ization of the U.S. Navy, the state of the American “young” fascist movement, and Joe Biden’s floundering celebrity outreach program.
Keep an eye out on our Patreon for a new series of Vic Berger videos covering Trump’s time away from the White House in Mar-a-Lago, premiering exclusively at / chapotraphouse starting June 18.
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Can they just make Alex a permanent addition at this point
Addition*
@@raforther Oof my bad
I kinda like the rotation thing they've got going, especially with the tactical deployment of Hesse and the seeking derangements people for reporting on Gay City
I miss matt :(
The world will never be the same
Me too, brother. He would’ve loved the William Jennings Bryan riff. He’ll be back one day.
Yeah idk why they did that to him
The PENUMA did not take 🙈💦
I don’t care how long it takes. I want Matt to fully rest and recover until he feels like he is ready.
Evo Morales’ haircut is the same as the LEGO Luke Skywalker hair piece from 1999
I appreciate Felix's restraint in not data dumping when asked why the Navy wants hypersonic missiles but making sure to pronounce it seawiz
This week on America is Broken... haircuts.
God, Felix is so funny.
Anton Chigurh, total alpha hitman, bowl cut.
El Camino means the road. It came out a year after the similar Ford Ranchero, which was slang for a farm worker.
Wake up, babes. Early drop
thanks babe
Let the Andrenachrome flow
It’s pretty late here on Epstein island
Chapo fans in the West Bank got the jump on us though, think about that.
@@brentoncarter4275I’d just finished my third child sacrifice for this morning when I got the notification of new Chapo on my phone. Praise Satan!
Alex Nichols is my big tall dad. :)
-sent from my ipad
The Ted Lasso navy
The Will Sasso army
Fred Armysen was right there...
Anyway, Parks and Force Recon.
My Soulja Boy console just arrived! Thank you US Navy! Thamk you from Poland.
Refusing to eat Broccoli in solidarity with Edgars.
Woke up at 4:30 AM. Feels like it’s lunchtime even though it’s only 8:40 AM.
Do you have an edgar?
@@Mannydamon Like the Latino High Fade Bowl Haircut?
Once I hear something is “sparking outrage across Texas,” I’m immediately onboard, no context needed or wanted.
Smaller meals???
OH the vulcan/romulan haircut
Edgars with the hard R.
?
The Edgar on a white guy aka the Dylan roof
Felix is wrong, under UCC Article 2 (which governs the sale of moveable goods) the perfect tender rule is still recognized - at least that is what the bar exam assumes
I am gay
U$A: Tries to pass half a trillion dollar military budget. Still can't take over the M1ddle 3ast and the Red Sea. Womp womp
There's a lot of short term money in disfunction and failure. Every aspect of the US functions like this now.
That's because they are averse to taking anything over (officially.) It's all about public-private partnerships, remember?
And as everything becomes more "diverse" it turns to utter shit. Like the military for instance!
PAVEMENT PLAYED ON TRANSITION ✨️
The USS Dwight D. Eisenhower is a Nimitz class aircraft carrier. The crew complement is ~3,532 with an additional ~2,480 in the air-wing. That's a total of ~6,012. 15 to 18 crew members birthday will fall on any given day. Why one 19 year old rating gets publicised eludes me. Maybe he's a really neat E2 ?
Probably got the most boot sailor they could. Too boot to know better yet.
They make you pay to leave your car, but they will send your mom a social media post about you recieving a cookie... which has to be some kind of sick joke. Did you want the cookie? could everybody possibly hate you more lol
went to school with like 30 edgars, insane i am just now hearing about the edgar pandemic
I never thought the navy would get gayer than when i was in but they somehow succeeded and made it even worse somehow
Everyone knows you give a sailor orange sliceys and a Hi-C juice box. #nomorescurvy
Lived in Yemen for a year in early 2000s. Khat was good times with my friends there.
Weird that they keep using the phrase “happen to have” implying coincidence in defense of the ban
Obviously businesses are losing money. So F the Edgar's and if they're all brown oh well.
first minute i KNEW it was the Edgar before they said and i cackled out loud
There should be a Mexican restaurant called “El Wey.”
🧉🦄
El Güey
I'm more of a 'Fluffy Edgar' fan.
looking at google images "edgar haircut", it seems they are so varied as to be practically uncategorizable. The only thing (mostly) in common between them is flat straight bangs on the forehead, but even that is variable
Can we also ban the Alpaca look now popular among teenagers?
racist against white people are we now?
What's the alpaca cut?
Keep your clippers away from The Tri-state Microphone
@@fkrkf
It’s the broccoli hair🧉🦄
Ban All Hair.
its just a french crop tho?
Id love to see Alex with an edgar
Edgar Lowenaffchen
If the Edgar can be banned how did the mullet never get banned.😂
Sooo many hockey fights on that hair alone is enough to qualify it as a war crime.
☠️💦
Ooooh a Joeys World Tour endorsement could put Biden over the top.
Never knew any Edgars growing up. Knew a couple Pedros though. And one creepy kid we were all certain was a Chigurh.
I knew a guy wearing an Edgar suit
@akumarkorgar Sugar. In water. MORE.
The University of Sexas at San Antonio
Wassup my Kokiris
MacArthur was army, Felix.
Does Alex have a podcast or a channel or is he just the funniest person on earth without an actual job?
Chapo FYM baby
I think it is very funny that some poor boot is getting baited into asking the wrong guy for a cookie.
Where is my Joe Biden x One Piece collab
The only time i've seen an "edgar" i like is Capitan's edgar mullet thing in Cyberpunk 2077 its odd but it works really well
omg they got pavement in this one
I would’ve also accepted Beck’s “Devil’s Haircut.”
🧉🦄👌🏽
we love lowenaffchen
23:40
Oh my God. This is how he became the bloodthirsty psycho who wanted to start a nuclear war in Korea.
Lowenaffchen killed it on this one
💪 Ansar Allah
Roman Optimus princeps Imperator Caesar Nerva Traianus Divi Nervae Filius Agustus had the Edgar haircut throughout his life and is immortalized in Roman sculpture with it. He was also born in Hispania which makes sense why it hit the Mexican American population so hard. It’s epigenetic memory passed from spainairds to the Mexican Indian.
Yeah! That's it! 😂😂😂
Lmao pura pienche takuache cuh
Lol I'm really looking forward to reading the eventual Wikipedia article, "the global munitions shortage of 2024-26," that illustrates the relative peace and calm of the world at that time because the global powers sought diplomatic solutions rather than attack each other and their interests
Edgar cutz do attract a certain personality- can’t really blame em
Yeah it's a flag they're flying.
What happened to Matt
he had a stroke and is still recovering
Land-ho boys. Get some action and relief before the next tour out to sea!
Felix has made that "This is why we don't have healthcare joke" in the last 4 episodes and those Star Wars jokes were rough. I miss Matt.
We all do.
It looks like he's making a recovery and live out his life in comfort with his family, but I have a strong feeling that his podcasting days are over.
@cat_city2009 I'm glad he's getting better, and from the little bit I've seen, you're right about his podcasting career.
What happened to him?
@@OGAshton Stroke.
@@OGAshton - They hit him with the Havana raygun.
"I'd trust you as far as I can throw your phone" I mean, I don't know what metric he would use for "far" but like the whole point of that fucking saying is that you would say that to like a fat guy or you would at least say something that was like, idk, fucking actually heavy? I don't want dementia president.
I don't trust you as far as I could tiddilywink you
hes threatening to throw the phone
Phone vs. berder, which represents the graver threat to our institutions?
We need 5 round table discussions on this, running non stop on cable news until further notice.
Good morning
11:24
Vacant
I like that the racist guy is now saying “you’re ignorant”
Maybe they are...
They have that haircut because they think it makes them Aztec warriors. I say they share their fate.
They get to join Huitzilopochtli in the afterlife and then reincarnate as monarch butterflies and hummingbirds?
Alex is definitely not the future of Chapo.
I love this show. 🙌🏼🤍