Every Super Mario Kart Course Ranked

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  • @Swag_K1RBY
    @Swag_K1RBY Рік тому +3321

    I love how the transition sounds are just royalty free sound effects

    • @thedman1754
      @thedman1754 Рік тому +97

      Its amazing

    • @Alenaexists
      @Alenaexists Рік тому +241

      And it’s literally just the numbers 😂
      Sets the mood perfectly for what the video is

    • @kaiuche8640
      @kaiuche8640 Рік тому +96

      I think that’s just cause all of them were edited by one person, which is different from all the other Mario kart rankings I think
      But that doesn’t make it any less hilarious

    • @robertthechannel1799
      @robertthechannel1799 Рік тому +53

      Well, except for the bottom and top spots of course
      No pun intended

    • @maxdeltaco6537
      @maxdeltaco6537 Рік тому +32

      Truely emblematic of how the game really doesn’t deserve other references.

  • @deft__12
    @deft__12 Рік тому +779

    Bowser Castle 2 is without a doubt the best troll course of all time. Having a pointless dead end and no turns is extremely funny and I hope it comes back for the last DLC wave.

    • @panwasacz2733
      @panwasacz2733 Рік тому +39

      It won't be in the dlc and if they bring it back they are probably going to make it a shroom cut

    • @markerikson7423
      @markerikson7423 Рік тому +37

      Bowser's Castle 3 is the only SNES castle to ever be remade.
      Everyone knows it's making the BCP

    • @ShadowSorel
      @ShadowSorel Рік тому +5

      ​@@markerikson7423technically every snes bowser castle has been remade

    • @titaniumhcr2
      @titaniumhcr2 Рік тому +5

      Nitedno plze add this and figure 8 circuit in wabe 6 plszszszzss

    • @markerikson7423
      @markerikson7423 Рік тому +5

      @ShadowSorel Super Circuit's extra cups don't count, and you know it

  • @disneyvillainsfan1666
    @disneyvillainsfan1666 Рік тому +461

    I love how Schaffrillas was so done with Super Mario Kart, that he used normal-ass sound effects for each entry.

    • @pathogeneration5138
      @pathogeneration5138 2 місяці тому +1

      I like how he used dumb-assed sentence effects for his video

  • @Sumocheese
    @Sumocheese Рік тому +1038

    I love how he just says “Let’s get this over with.” No introduction no nothing he’s so done 😂

    • @yeezoyoutube
      @yeezoyoutube Рік тому +29

      I would be too this game blows

    • @Sumocheese
      @Sumocheese Рік тому +7

      Lol

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @Thomas-ju4hf
      @Thomas-ju4hf 11 місяців тому +27

      Even if its the first entry of the franchise, this game aged terribly and is not fun to play by today's standards

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Thomas-ju4hf chill

  • @robertfaulkkner5508
    @robertfaulkkner5508 Рік тому +175

    Schaff immediately starting the ranking before any sort of intro is completely understandable.

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 Рік тому +11

      You know he's pissed when he doesn't even do a natural intro

  • @jackofdiamonds7303
    @jackofdiamonds7303 Рік тому +1862

    I still think Schaf should rank all the wheels in the series after the tracks.

    • @milkshakedraws6944
      @milkshakedraws6944 Рік тому +117

      A kart ranking would be unironically pretty cool

    • @aranryan-9440
      @aranryan-9440 Рік тому +18

      I’d watch it

    • @Jackieness402
      @Jackieness402 Рік тому +31

      I’d watch anything at this point

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 Рік тому +5

      You said this on another video. No need to beg

    • @acegarr22
      @acegarr22 Рік тому +9

      Then the next one should be ranking all the Mario Kart Starting banners from each track

  • @iGlowBerries
    @iGlowBerries Рік тому +2572

    Schaf is gonna have to take a month to recover. He’ll be back just in time for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe ranking!

    • @Satellaview1889
      @Satellaview1889 Рік тому +96

      It feels weird to admit that this series will be over soon. It feels like it's been going on for ages.

    • @iamspotpanda
      @iamspotpanda Рік тому +56

      He'll probably wait for Wave 6 of the Booster Course Pass

    • @ShadowSorel
      @ShadowSorel Рік тому +7

      that’s the surprise he’s planning

    • @whyisthisafeature
      @whyisthisafeature Рік тому +12

      That’s right, we’re going to be back in time for the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe ranking!

    • @jonathanpayne4772
      @jonathanpayne4772 Рік тому +16

      @@Satellaview1889this is why we need Mario Party board and minigame rankings afterwards.

  • @NQProductions
    @NQProductions Рік тому +635

    The final mario Kart ranking before we get to the big boy at the end. 96 courses. Good luck James.

    • @veloction6130
      @veloction6130 Рік тому +34

      SHAFFRILLAS: THE 2 HOUR MOVIE SPECIAL

    • @LenHigashikata
      @LenHigashikata Рік тому +9

      We just have to wait for Wave 6 👍👍

    • @MirrorHall_Clay
      @MirrorHall_Clay Рік тому +13

      ​​@Shyontheinternet99By the time he's done with the currently available 88 tracks, I'm sure wave 6 will be out.

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 Рік тому

      ​@@veloction6130 LET'S FREAKING GO!!!

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 Рік тому +3

      At least it would be 96 courses IF NINTENDO BOTHERED TO ANNOUNCE THE FINAL WAVE AT SONE POINT

  • @GlennHtx
    @GlennHtx Рік тому +100

    As someone who played Super Mario Kart in 1992, I can confirm, the Mario Circuit 2 boost jump did indeed blow my mind.

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 Рік тому +1730

    *Lesson of the video:*
    You don't need to like the original Mario Kart,but you need obviously give all the respect what deserves.

    • @dat1tallguy637
      @dat1tallguy637 Рік тому +133

      Completely agree. I think Super Mario Kart is textbook first game syndrome but this is easily one of the most important Nintendo games of all time

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 Рік тому +26

      It's the equivalent of Super Mario Bros

    • @ethanchusing
      @ethanchusing Рік тому +14

      Plus, It came out on the SNES it's the foundation for Mario Kart. The games for the most part would improve on the original. he should at least give it credit that they didn't make one on the NES because that would have been awful.

    • @ratedr7845
      @ratedr7845 Рік тому +15

      I don't need to do crap

    • @jclkaytwo
      @jclkaytwo Рік тому +30

      ​@@ethanchusingf-zero on the SNES was much better than super mario kart and came out two years earlier. no excuse tbh

  • @mitwhitgaming7722
    @mitwhitgaming7722 Рік тому +463

    "Good, good, let the hate flow through you."

  • @JoseOrichalcum
    @JoseOrichalcum Рік тому +315

    You know it’s a good one when Schaff just gets straight to the point of ranking, instead of spending time talking about the game itself

    • @PaulPower4
      @PaulPower4 Рік тому +22

      Arguably there is an intro talking about the game, but he waits until F tier is out of the way to deliver it.

  • @Theducksterisback
    @Theducksterisback Рік тому +771

    So we're going to rate the tracks But no one's going to make a ranking for who's most likely to actually have a driver's license

    • @jeffballmap616
      @jeffballmap616 Рік тому +54

      That's a hard drive article

    • @oscarwillimott9296
      @oscarwillimott9296 Рік тому +24

      Would watch.

    • @ginocanterino258
      @ginocanterino258 Рік тому +18

      That looks more like something mattpat would make a game theory about

    • @UltraNintendoChalmers64
      @UltraNintendoChalmers64 Рік тому +24

      The babies would never have a license, that’s for 1. Way too young. They’re like 5 at oldest.

    • @ginocanterino258
      @ginocanterino258 Рік тому +13

      @@UltraNintendoChalmers64 well in a world where babies KNOWS how to drive a car I think they could get a license

  • @shortfuse9443
    @shortfuse9443 Рік тому +376

    It would be cool seeing a super cut of all these lists for every game put onto one big ranking video

  • @gokublack9724
    @gokublack9724 Рік тому +137

    I like how he just straight up only used sound effects for the transitions instead of the usual edited quotes from the others because that's how little he cared for this game's ranking 😆

  • @zaneheaston8254
    @zaneheaston8254 Рік тому +2156

    This is your punishment for calling Luigi’s Mansion, Boston Building

  • @SandwitchZebra
    @SandwitchZebra Рік тому +56

    Schaff actually liking Bowser’s Castle 3 is pretty cool, seeing as it got finally got to be a Retro course in Booster Pass 6 and is probably one of the best that the Pass has to offer.

    • @voltingmaster5458
      @voltingmaster5458 Рік тому +3

      Good thing Nintendo Chose Bowser Castle 3 as the Penultimate course and not Bowser Castle 2.

    • @lol-ih1tl
      @lol-ih1tl 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@voltingmaster5458SNES Bowser Castle 2 wasn't in Tour.

  • @BR-jw7pm
    @BR-jw7pm Рік тому +491

    I was wondering when Schaff would get to THIS game! Can’t wait to see his “excitement” 😂

    • @bababababababa6124
      @bababababababa6124 Рік тому +18

      Literally the worst game in the series besides Tour

    • @Sayoriplier
      @Sayoriplier Рік тому +7

      ​@@bababababababa6124Nah tour ain't that bad. DS is worse than tour.

    • @ElectrikStatik900
      @ElectrikStatik900 Рік тому +20

      ​@@Sayoriplier Tour is automatically worse because it's basically a gacha game

    • @Sayoriplier
      @Sayoriplier Рік тому +4

      @@ElectrikStatik900 so?

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Рік тому +20

      ​@@SayoriplierHow the fuck is DS worse than Tour??? DS has some of the best tracks in the series!

  • @DanGamingFan2406
    @DanGamingFan2406 Рік тому +508

    Finally, the best Mario Kart game prior to Mario kart 64. It's definitely the weakest in the series, but you can't deny how innovative it was at the time, and impact it had by kicking off this amazing kart racer series.

  • @slimslendey3945
    @slimslendey3945 Рік тому +84

    BOWSER CASTLE 3 IS IN 8 DELUXE, HE WON

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 Рік тому +4

      Mario Circuit 3 is also there so now I'm depressed again

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 11 місяців тому +1

      @@aidenemerson670 it’s just the same old ugly Circuit it always was

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 11 місяців тому +1

      @@yuvansgameworld661 at least donut plains 3 is solid

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 11 місяців тому +1

      @@aidenemerson670 yeah nice glow up

    • @pathogeneration5138
      @pathogeneration5138 3 місяці тому

      @@yuvansgameworld661
      Jangly keys. Give them to me.

  • @Spoopmode
    @Spoopmode Рік тому +414

    Oh boy, I sure do hope Schaff ranked Vanilla Lake 1 over Donut Plains 2! This is going to be a very exhilarating ranking. Can’t wait for it!
    EDIT: life over…

    • @egbertmilton4003
      @egbertmilton4003 Рік тому +19

      He did not, for good reason

    • @charziz6693
      @charziz6693 Рік тому +13

      DOES HE KNOW?

    • @-deadmemelord07
      @-deadmemelord07 Рік тому +4

      @Spoopmode Finally, another Vanilla Lake Tolerator

    • @batmanbud2
      @batmanbud2 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@-deadmemelord07tolerator instead of enjoyer 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @andreschoqueorozco9415
    @andreschoqueorozco9415 Рік тому +72

    I can't believe a Spongebob joke manifested Bowser Castle 3 into MK8D

    • @BrianCannan-em1nk
      @BrianCannan-em1nk Рік тому +5

      Exactly I watched that reveal trailer and thought to myself, “They could have brought back Toad’s Factory.”

    • @F7jin
      @F7jin Рік тому +12

      You do know that Wii already has 2 tracks in the wave, and Bowsers Castle 3 looks to be one of the most sick looking flat track remake of all time based off of footage and Tour

    • @jomaq9233
      @jomaq9233 Рік тому +4

      @@BrianCannan-em1nkexcept they couldn’t have because it never got into Tour

    • @BrianCannan-em1nk
      @BrianCannan-em1nk Рік тому +3

      @@jomaq9233 yeah but anyway I watched footage of bowser’s castle 3 and it honestly looks really good

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Рік тому +112

    I love schaff has done so many Mario kart rankings, that when releases a new one I could of sworn he alread covered those titles.

  • @GamerKid64
    @GamerKid64 Рік тому +229

    0:07 Bowser’s Castle 2
    1:27 Vanilla Lake 1
    2:10 Vanilla Lake 2
    3:18 Ghost Valley 3
    4:45 Bowser’s Castle 1
    5:22 Squarespace
    7:24 Donut Plains 2
    7:48 Donut Plains 3
    8:06 Donut Plains 1
    8:21 Mario Circuit 1
    9:09 Choco Island 2
    10:00 Koopa Beach 2
    10:46 Battle Mode Tangent
    11:19 Mario Circuit 3
    11:45 Ghost Valley 2
    12:02 Koopa Beach 1
    12:35 Ghost Valley 1
    12:59 Mario Circuit 4
    13:50 Rainbow Road
    14:50 Bowser’s Castle 3
    16:18 Choco Island 1
    *17:12** Mario Circuit 2*

    • @JinxTheLooneyToon915
      @JinxTheLooneyToon915 Рік тому +6

      *F Tiers* | No surprise there
      0:06
      *D Tiers*
      3:13
      *C Tiers* | Damn, that's a lot of them😳
      5:22
      *B Tiers*
      12:35
      Really? No *A Tiers?* Man😔

    • @epicsause21
      @epicsause21 Рік тому +5

      Spoilers

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 11 місяців тому +1

      Personally Mario Circuit 2 and Rainbow Road are A tier

    • @shadowmamba95
      @shadowmamba95 7 місяців тому

      @@JinxTheLooneyToon915I mean, I don't blame him. Keep in mind that the grades are probably in tandem with other games.

  • @shinysilverstardust
    @shinysilverstardust Рік тому +49

    I like how Schaff didn't even bother choosing fitting sound effects for the numbers

  • @Alenaexists
    @Alenaexists Рік тому +144

    It might sound weird, but this is the one I’ve been looking forward to the most just to see James’s anger unfold lol

    • @earlearlwood7050
      @earlearlwood7050 Рік тому +8

      For me, I do agree the tracks are mind numming from a first glance. But with each having track design that’s rebuildable, plus just generally being cool, I think the game is actually pretty good :)
      … but screw the vanilla lakes

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 11 місяців тому

      I just realized with the exception of the vanilla lakes all the theme from Super have been made retro

    • @yuvansgameworld661
      @yuvansgameworld661 11 місяців тому

      If you don’t count Tour

  • @lssproductions3180
    @lssproductions3180 Рік тому +68

    I could tell this must've been a pain for him when we started the ranking only 6 seconds into the video and the only words were "Let's get this over with."

  • @Roscoe-f5e
    @Roscoe-f5e Рік тому +75

    Take it easy Schaff. You deserve it after completing this herculean challenge

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 Рік тому +2

      And also wave 6 isn't out yet so we're gonna have to wait a month or 2

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 Рік тому +34

    I bet Schaff is gonna be ecstatic at the absolute glow up that Bowser’s Castle 3 has received in Wave 6

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 11 місяців тому +2

      I'm fine with that as long as he gives credit to Tour for doing it first and literally being the reason why we even have the track in 8 in the first place

    • @shadowmamba95
      @shadowmamba95 7 місяців тому +1

      @@aidenemerson670He did.

  • @BarbsNightly
    @BarbsNightly Рік тому +49

    Now I finally get to know whether Schaffrillas Productions prefers Donut Plains 2 over Donut Plains 3!

    • @MinisterChicken
      @MinisterChicken Рік тому +3

      Can’t believe he hit us with the donut plains 1 plot twist

  • @Extra_Noble
    @Extra_Noble Рік тому +24

    that intro was one of the most inspiring pieces of media i have ever seen

  • @TheMarketableJackFrost
    @TheMarketableJackFrost Рік тому +40

    Can we just respect how Schaff is doing this shit just for completion’s sake as well as us? God bless this man and pray for his Mario Kart 8 Deluxe experience

  • @Doodle-9
    @Doodle-9 Рік тому +22

    I like how in the other rankings the sounds before the tracks usually are something related to it, but in here it's just random cartoon sounds

  • @sorio99
    @sorio99 Рік тому +21

    I love Schaff moving where the Ad usually goes just to put off having to think more about Donut Plains.

  • @Shmungus72
    @Shmungus72 Рік тому +202

    Finally the Mario kart game we all are very excited to see

  • @Lucid_PZPL
    @Lucid_PZPL Рік тому +45

    Timestamps:
    0:06 - 20.) Bowser Castle 2
    1:27 - 19.) Vanilla Lake 1
    2:10 - 18.) Vanilla Lake 2
    3:17 - 17.) Ghost Valley 3
    4:45 - 16.) Bowser Castle 1
    5:22 - 15-13.) All Donut Plains Tracks
    6:21 - Squarespace
    8:21 - 12.) Mario Circuit 1
    9:09 - 11.) Choco Island 2
    10:00 - 10.) Koopa Beach 2
    10:49 - Battle Mode
    11:19 - 9.) Mario Circuit 3
    11:45 - 8.) Ghost Valley 2
    12:02 - 7.) Koopa Beach 1
    12:35 - 6.) Ghost Valley 1
    12:59 - 5.) Mario Circuit 4
    13:50 - 4.) Rainbow Road
    14:50 - 3.) Bowser Castle 3
    16:18 - 2.) Choco Island 1
    17:12 - 1.) Mario Circuit 2

    • @dinohall2595
      @dinohall2595 Рік тому +5

      Thanks, now I can easily find the part of the video with the Squarespace segment. Easily my favorite track of the game.👍

  • @MetaBro
    @MetaBro Рік тому +24

    I love how you can tell Schaff doesn’t care by the sound effects going to the next rank

  • @jethromcgl3697
    @jethromcgl3697 Місяць тому +2

    I like how the whole video is done by one editor. Implying he didn't want to torture and entire team.

  • @thatsmallcessna8300
    @thatsmallcessna8300 Рік тому +14

    Actually, Ghost Valley 3 does have a feather shortcut! Its right before the first big u-turn and is pretty satisfying to land. You can see it because it's a little piece of boardwalk sticking out.

    • @NicD
      @NicD Рік тому +2

      Indeed! It's easily visible at 4:18, and 2s later when Peach passes by it

  • @maxmeidl4909
    @maxmeidl4909 Рік тому +23

    Thank goddess, it felt like an eternity for another Mario Kart ranking.

  • @jclkaytwo
    @jclkaytwo Рік тому +33

    4:21
    "ghost valley 3 doesn't have a feather shortcut"
    he says while driving past ghost valley 3's feather shortcut

    • @eggmanrules167
      @eggmanrules167 Рік тому +4

      Yeah the moment I looked at the map for ghost valley 3 I was thinking “isn’t there a feather shortcut near the beginning”

    • @SilentOnion
      @SilentOnion 6 місяців тому

      Feather? Who needs that

    • @isavenewspapers8890
      @isavenewspapers8890 6 місяців тому +2

      @@SilentOnionBirds.

    • @pathogeneration5138
      @pathogeneration5138 3 місяці тому

      You mean the people that keep saying "SMK sux" suck at SMK?
      *visibly shaking with shock

    • @jclkaytwo
      @jclkaytwo 3 місяці тому +1

      @@pathogeneration5138 ugh. you again. still going on about that huh?

  • @21stCenturySchizoidGirl
    @21stCenturySchizoidGirl Рік тому +20

    I can’t believe that Schaffrillas productions ranked donut plains 3 over donut plains 2, this is insane

    • @MinisterChicken
      @MinisterChicken Рік тому +3

      I can’t believe he then hit us with ten donut plains 1 plot twist

  • @fairlyoddenginecreations
    @fairlyoddenginecreations Рік тому +17

    11:39 the only time Schaff sounds genuinely pissed without screaming, you know he's serious

  • @elraterin6227
    @elraterin6227 Рік тому +18

    I love how schaff just took the most random and goofy ass sounds for each number, without any relation between the track and sound, just by the fact that super mario kart doesn't deserves it

  • @rockyouchampion
    @rockyouchampion Рік тому +32

    I watched Moana again last night and i couldn't stop hearing Schaff's voice in my head during Tamatoa's scene

    • @3dsfan2002
      @3dsfan2002 Рік тому +6

      Sad part is that Schaff ate his grandma 😅

  • @Jayshiver
    @Jayshiver Рік тому +3

    The beginning of this video is literally the most annoyed, exhausted, and done I’ve ever heard Schaffrilas over the 4 years I’ve been watching him

    • @pathogeneration5138
      @pathogeneration5138 3 місяці тому

      Being bad at a technical game you're reviewing will do that.

  • @bismuth7398
    @bismuth7398 Рік тому +14

    Damn...
    I haven't seen a countdown break Schaff this badly since the Illumination Ranking.

    • @Tommedian
      @Tommedian Місяць тому

      This reads like the setup for a Family guy cutaway gag

  • @pichuzap6476
    @pichuzap6476 Рік тому +5

    I love that the countdown transitions feels like he didn’t even cared to about making them

  • @aluigiFromKart
    @aluigiFromKart Рік тому +16

    11:22
    I have to give this course props though, because according to the Gigaleak, this is actually the first course EVER designed for Mario Kart!

  • @Euanverse
    @Euanverse Рік тому +20

    I like how a single jump is what brings a track to number 1 in this game. Exhilarating!

  • @raprips
    @raprips Рік тому +6

    FINALLY, SCHAFF IS TALKING ABOUT A GOOD GAME!!!! And also good luck with the Mario kart 8 ranking, we love ya 🫶🏻

  • @dylanvo6394
    @dylanvo6394 Рік тому +15

    A nice little second to last MK ranking before the big Mario Kart 8 Deluxe ranking. I pray for Schaf for ranking more than 50 courses + the Booster Course Pass

  • @PitterPomCB
    @PitterPomCB Рік тому +7

    That 8 Deluxe ranking is gonna feel like a national event when the time comes, I swear.

  • @castform7
    @castform7 Рік тому +4

    The intro says all it needs to. I thought he was gonna talk about how he put this one off but now the inevitable has come to haunt or something about it being very obvious this is the first Mario Kart. Yeah sure it comes after the F tiers but before that? Just "let's get this over with" really shows that this is a formality in order to get all the Mario Karts done rather than something he actually wanted to do. o7 to ya Schaff. You finally made it through.

  • @swagdoll420
    @swagdoll420 Рік тому +14

    Super Mario Kart, a prime example of first game syndrome. There are a couple good courses, but there's a LOT of jank that later games would fix. That said, I can't hate it due to how influential it is, and I can occasionally laugh with the game's jank instead of at it. Also, shout-outs to Mario Circut 2 and Rainbow for actually holding up pretty well for 30 year old tracks.

  • @ToonBoom788
    @ToonBoom788 Рік тому +8

    This has got to be the quickest tanking I have ever seem for a Schaff channel. Not once did I see one slot last less than 1 single minute. That is astonishing

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 Рік тому +12

    I can’t wait for the ranking for every Mario Kart game!

  • @FishJesus420
    @FishJesus420 Рік тому +11

    Contrary to popular opinion, I love it when snes tracks are brought back. It’s nice to have some of the OG courses in games that play far better so that I can actually enjoy them.

    • @FishJesus420
      @FishJesus420 Рік тому +1

      @@MinisterChicken I mean I see it like smash ultimate bringing back the N64 stages without changing much but I understand both sides

    • @CaptainRillaboomArmenia
      @CaptainRillaboomArmenia 5 місяців тому +1

      Contrary to popular opinion, I might enjoy SNES tracks being brought back in new games. If they continue to give them remakes like the one BC3 got, I'm up for it!

    • @pathogeneration5138
      @pathogeneration5138 3 місяці тому

      @@MinisterChicken
      yeah, except you're artlessly missing his point about what "plays better".
      The "glow up" is why they play bad.

  • @grandlordSpencer
    @grandlordSpencer Рік тому +7

    I’m 2 minutes in and I’m absolutely ecstatic that this is the tone for the SMK ranking

  • @beedrillfreak
    @beedrillfreak Рік тому +5

    I always like the number one song because you can tell that's when Schaff puts his entire soul into why he loves it so much

  • @lurkerlp
    @lurkerlp Рік тому +3

    I love that Vanilla Lake 2 uses the Dun Dun Dun sound effect like it’s some kind of Villan in the Mario kart series that needed to be put down.

  • @Inactive18302
    @Inactive18302 Рік тому +14

    14:51 This part right here, I can’t tell you how amazingly it aged, lmfao

  • @theggamer2824
    @theggamer2824 Рік тому +12

    Schaf: “Are you gonna tell me with a straight face that you generally care whether or not I’d rank Donut Plains 2 over Donut Plains 3”
    Me: “Both Ironically and UnIronically Yes!”

  • @oscarharte42
    @oscarharte42 Рік тому +10

    Finally, my soul can now rest knowing that you didn't rank Donut Plains 2 over Donut Plains 3.

  • @theAstarrr
    @theAstarrr 11 місяців тому +8

    15:32 he's gonna LOVE the 8 deluxe version

  • @sophiaisabelle027
    @sophiaisabelle027 Рік тому +3

    We appreciate how well you articulate your insights on this. Keep up the good work.

  • @KittyLitterYT
    @KittyLitterYT Рік тому +7

    Can't wait for next episode, where Schaf will rank every mario character's shoes

  • @griffinmikhail
    @griffinmikhail Рік тому +3

    This series brightens my day so much u have no idea

  • @SparklingWithNiGHTS-yv5fe
    @SparklingWithNiGHTS-yv5fe Рік тому +13

    Bowser and Peach are both together drinking some"champ"right now.🍾

  • @trustindean5164
    @trustindean5164 Рік тому +3

    Looking forward to the 8 ranking! I honestly love every track in that game (minus cheese land but even then its fine) and I can't wait to just look at em

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze Рік тому +3

    The complete and utter lack of intro and how Schaff jumps straight into the point because he's done with this game is hilarious to me. I don't really care about Mario Kart, I haven't even played it in my entire life, but this video was fun all the way through.

  • @F7jin
    @F7jin Рік тому +5

    This is honestly the most enjoyable mario kart Ranking video so far just from the first 5 minutes
    Edit: After finishing it, I stand by what I said. Also Vanilla Lake 2 not being in last makes me happy

  • @chilln0648
    @chilln0648 Рік тому +1

    Imma be honest, this was the video I was looking forward to the most BY FAR. By talking about how much you dread doing it in every Mario Kart ranking, you ironically hyped it up so much that I was actually kinda disappointed when I realized you were doing it last

  • @ragnarok935
    @ragnarok935 Рік тому +20

    I love how he just immediately gets to the point lmao

  • @a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi
    @a18yearoldonyoutubeluigi Рік тому +9

    You really didn’t have to put yourself through the paid of this game, but you did and I salute you. Now go on and rank the realest Mario Kart game of them all!

  • @rhinastocroc-boulet5189
    @rhinastocroc-boulet5189 Рік тому +7

    Finally, the Donut Plains ranking...
    This Ranking will be Legendary !

  • @milkshakedraws6944
    @milkshakedraws6944 Рік тому +12

    With Schaf enjoying this version of Bowser Castle 3, I cannot wait for him to see the 8DX glow-up of the course. If this is bordering on B+, then the remake will soar to the A tier!

  • @sucolegita8421
    @sucolegita8421 Рік тому +1

    When you began these rankings I didnt think you were truly make it about this game, but here it is and funny as hell (as always)

  • @hyndmanevan
    @hyndmanevan 6 місяців тому +5

    Schaff thinks THIS is bad? There was originally going to be a Mario Kart for the Virtual Boy!

  • @AnimationObjectEpic2019
    @AnimationObjectEpic2019 Рік тому +5

    We now need to see how schaffrillas thinks about wave 6 reveal tracks

  • @PWNDotcom3299
    @PWNDotcom3299 Рік тому +35

    It's great to see that Bowser Castle 3 came in for the 2nd to last course of the booster pass

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 Рік тому +15

    Like how Schaff just sounds so done in this ranking 😂

  • @ZombieManF
    @ZombieManF Рік тому +8

    Honestly Vanilla Lake 2 is probably my biggest guilty pleasure course in the entire series. I acknowledge that it's not good, not by a long shot, but I always have fun playing on it for some reason and genuinely want to see it return as the obligatory SNES course in the next Mario Kart game.

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 Рік тому +1

      Would it make you feel better that it got a decent glow up in Tour?

  • @TheGalaxyWings
    @TheGalaxyWings Рік тому +1

    I'm so excited for your mk8 ranking, I can't wait to see where you'll place Tony Soprano's Island and Toad's Factory

  • @josemansquito
    @josemansquito Рік тому +4

    Words can’t describe hopping over part of the track in the 90s. You hit the nail on the head with that.
    This was the first game I remember playing. I didn’t really race at first I just drove around and “explored” each track. It may not look like much now but I still have fun going back to it. The worst game in the Mario kart series is still pretty damn good.

  • @Kingoftheelectricity5485
    @Kingoftheelectricity5485 Рік тому +3

    Another amazing video. Keep up the great work and have a day as amazing as your content.

  • @najwarehman9959
    @najwarehman9959 Рік тому +18

    Ohhh I’m honestly so excited about the Mario kart 8 deluxe rankings. Good luck on ranking them. Ranking almost 100 courses is no easy feat.

    • @earlearlwood7050
      @earlearlwood7050 Рік тому

      Technically a hundred and four, remember the battle tracks lmao

  • @Stubbler
    @Stubbler Рік тому +3

    I like how the intro sounds are just random stock sound effects. It’s like the game doesn’t deserve funny joke lines related to the track.

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation Рік тому +6

    WOO!!! Schaff ranked Donut Plains 3 higher than Donut Plains 2! This is the greatest day of my life! I can die in peace now!

  • @Antluvstrains
    @Antluvstrains Рік тому +2

    We are finally here. Can’t wait to see his opinions of the MK8DX tracks.

  • @GDetwoshi
    @GDetwoshi 6 місяців тому +7

    Snes bowser castle 2 is the worst experience in mario kart history
    Toad's Turnpike battle mode: am i a joke to you

    • @Legoswampert190
      @Legoswampert190 5 місяців тому +4

      Don’t worry. He put that in G tier.

    • @pathogeneration5138
      @pathogeneration5138 3 місяці тому

      Anyone who thinks Toads Turnpike is better than Bowser Castle 2...
      Is admitting they're a scrub at Mario Kart.

  • @Bluduke
    @Bluduke Рік тому +3

    Im guessing Super Mario Kart is schaff's personal hell

  • @roguetrainer957
    @roguetrainer957 Рік тому +50

    This video was perfect to watch in 1.25x speed. It really made me feel Schaff's eagerness to move on from this game.

  • @code-garden-games
    @code-garden-games Рік тому +1

    I can tell just from your tone at the beginning that you deeply love this game :)

  • @Ardomew
    @Ardomew Рік тому +3

    Super Mario Kart was the first in the series I ever played, and my brothers and I loved to race against each other in it! While very archaic by todays standards, it certainly has my respect for jumpstarting what is easily the best non-RPG spinoffs in the Mario universe!
    Looking forward to the 8 Deluxe vid, James! Best of luck to you with this mammoth of a ranking!

  • @Anonymous_Individual
    @Anonymous_Individual Рік тому +8

    Bowser Castle 3 is peak in multiple games now

  • @connorcochran6090
    @connorcochran6090 Рік тому +5

    You should rank all the diddy kong racing courses
    They put conker, diddy kong, and banjo all in the same game. Funniest shit ive ever seen

  • @joejoetornado3273
    @joejoetornado3273 Рік тому +25

    Can we just give a round of applause for this man to suffer through super Mario kart.

  • @Thundero13
    @Thundero13 Рік тому +1

    I gotta say, I fully understand why Schaff ranks this Mario Kart so low but I have the time of my life whenever I play Super Mario Kart, and I played it for the first time when I was 24 so there's no nostalgia for it or anything. I just find the gameplay very tight and fun, I love that it was a racing game made before so many conventions of racing games existed so they just ran away with the concept, I love how jumping is such an important mechanic and that the feather is so fun, I love that you need to remember which item boxes you've taken on previous laps and how that incentivises you to take different routes each lap, I love the lack of a blue shell, I love the asymmetric gameplay between you and the CPUs, I just think the whole thing is an absolute romp, and Bowser's Castle 3 is the peak. Fun video though, looking forward to the conclusion of this series! :D

  • @TH3_B3MEH_0TH
    @TH3_B3MEH_0TH Рік тому +3

    If schaff likes feathers, wait until he hears about BIRDS