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    I'm always befuddled at how many expressions shcaff manages to get out of a single scene from Moana

    • @endstoneninja3845
      @endstoneninja3845 8 місяців тому +7

      So true

    • @ViktorGerts
      @ViktorGerts 7 місяців тому +3

      shcaff

    • @rainingcomplete3018
      @rainingcomplete3018 7 місяців тому +41

      Imagine what it will be like when live action Moana drops. We are gonna get the rare moment where Schaff is so distraught we got the elusive cursed realistic Tamatoa.

  • @spookypumkin6387
    @spookypumkin6387 10 місяців тому +798

    I’m surprised that you didn’t mention the absolutely INSANE speedrun history of Choco Mountain.

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      @ionface 10 місяців тому +83

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      @KmartNotWalmart 10 місяців тому +30

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      Me too because I have seem him in some of the comments on summoning salt's videos

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      Believe me, I'm gonna feel quite disappointed if he doesn't mention the TAS history of mario circuit 2 in the 7 ranking.

  • @SamMidence
    @SamMidence 10 місяців тому +196

    Frappe Snowland is secretly the best map because you can just swing around the finish line in a circle and it counts as a full lap. No snowmen crashes required.

    • @TheTitansBridge
      @TheTitansBridge 10 місяців тому +39

      The best of the shortcuts in the game: the unintentional glitch one. I angered my siblings as much as I could on that track exploiting it.

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  • @cloudshines812
    @cloudshines812 10 місяців тому +859

    One thing I love about Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64, is that the MK8 DX remake has a flying train with Toads throwing coins, and the conductor being Iwata’s mii. Honestly… it brings tears to my eyes seeing how they updated the track to have him shortly after his passing. A man who made millions of people’s childhoods and can never be replicated… its one of the most magical and greatest experiences in any game PERIOD…

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 10 місяців тому +86

      Oh damn, is it really always Iwata's Mii? I never really paid attention and figured it would always just pull a random one from the internet, that's really cool

    • @Glory2Snowstar
      @Glory2Snowstar 10 місяців тому +50

      I never noticed that… that’s really sweet.
      How fitting for the man that brought so much magic to our lives.

    • @coreykyurem2408
      @coreykyurem2408 10 місяців тому +13

      One thing you love about Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64 isn't even in Mario Kart 64. I think you meant to start with "One thing I love about Mario Kart 8's remake of 64s Rainbow Road..."

    • @cloudshines812
      @cloudshines812 10 місяців тому +27

      @@coreykyurem2408 Well if Mario Kart 64’s Rainbow Road’s track and music didn’t exist… I don’t think we would’ve gotten such an emotional treat 20 years later

    • @Pingeel
      @Pingeel 10 місяців тому +21

      @@coreykyurem2408 ... Is there a reason to be so semantic? Relax... It's a cute comment about a sweet Easter egg

  • @luke_darga
    @luke_darga 10 місяців тому +282

    Another great thing about Kalimari Desert is that it’s an almost exact replica of the Monza racetrack in Italy, which has had its country’s Formula 1 Grand Prix there almost every year since 1950. It’s an iconic track in real life, made into an iconic Mario Kart track. It’s clear that the dev team had some motorsports fans in their ranks.

    • @charziz6693
      @charziz6693 10 місяців тому +20

      The real track has a train right? Right?

    • @luke_darga
      @luke_darga 10 місяців тому +20

      @@charziz6693 If you count Jarno Trulli, then sure.

    • @ActiveMan64
      @ActiveMan64 10 місяців тому +2

      i added that to the wikipedia page lol

    • @RLLuke
      @RLLuke 10 місяців тому +4

      Luigi circuit on MK Wii also looks identical too monza, but the 1950s no chicanes version

    • @FloridianFool
      @FloridianFool 6 місяців тому +2

      For better or for worse, considering motorsports seem to be the inspiration for Wario Stadium

  • @neomothdev2
    @neomothdev2 10 місяців тому +121

    if you didnt know, the trigger for the finish line in calamari desert extends into the train tunnel if you have a star active while inside, allowing you to complete a lap that way

    • @estabez
      @estabez 6 місяців тому +7

      Wait.... An ultra shortcut? In this economy?

  • @Pandaboybk
    @Pandaboybk 10 місяців тому +159

    I've always liked to think that Toad's Turnpike embodies an evening commute home in this game with the late evening aesthetic.

    • @LiamDeege
      @LiamDeege 10 місяців тому +4

      I like all the city tracks and traffic themed races like Mushroom Bridge, Shroom Ridge and Moonview Highway, but this one is the only one I'm not a fan of though. The remake in MK8 is solid to say the least.

    • @Pandaboybk
      @Pandaboybk 10 місяців тому +3

      @@LiamDeege oh yeah and don’t here what I’m not saying I despise this course in MK64. The cars are too big especially in 150cc and hitting one is frankly game ruining with 64’s engine. I find traffic courses to be a bit hit and miss. Love mushroom city and Moonview in particular tho.

    • @LiamDeege
      @LiamDeege 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Pandaboybk Moonview Highway is my favorite track in MkWii because I learned it pretty well and it's one of the few tracks I never rage on.

    • @FrazerEddy
      @FrazerEddy Місяць тому

      Yeah, I prefer this iteration of Toad's Turnpike over the Mario Kart 8 remake. Simply because the cars are much harder to dodge, making it more fun in my opinion.

  • @Klekowksii
    @Klekowksii 9 місяців тому +30

    18:47 "What sorcery is this?" as Luigi casually ascends.

  • @saltwatersweets
    @saltwatersweets 10 місяців тому +69

    playing choco mountain is the video game representation of camping. its fun to think about doing it, its absolutely terrible doing it, but after youre done doing it you go “wow, that was so fun!” its one of those things where its so impossible and terrible that its INCREDIBLY fun

    • @rustyshackleford234
      @rustyshackleford234 10 місяців тому +3

      It’s kinda the same way in MK8D

    • @raymiemiller1455
      @raymiemiller1455 10 місяців тому +2

      That type of experience is called Type 2 fun. Also how dare you suggest camping is terrible when you're doing it.

  • @Glory2Snowstar
    @Glory2Snowstar 10 місяців тому +93

    I actually love Banshee Boardwalk… in DS. I’d always play it as Dry Bones riding the Banshee so I could be a Banshee on the Boardwalk.
    Plus, bats instantly improve everything.

    • @motorwayt-s628
      @motorwayt-s628 10 місяців тому +12

      Me too, the atmosphere is great and spooky. That lonely abandoned building in the middle of the expansive lake is kind of eerie once you think about it. It also serves as the true final challenge of the game

    • @superslayerj2387
      @superslayerj2387 8 місяців тому +2

      Same always loved that map, and Dry Bones!

  • @n19ntendods
    @n19ntendods 10 місяців тому +94

    Can we all appreciate the fact that in this game, Toad sounds like a cute, little boy with a crisp voice, instead of a dying, screechy cat? 🍄👦🏻😼

    • @angrynerdgirl
      @angrynerdgirl 10 місяців тому +9

      "I'm the BEST!"

    • @n19ntendods
      @n19ntendods 10 місяців тому +3

      @@angrynerdgirl Wow! Thanks for replying!

    • @motorwayt-s628
      @motorwayt-s628 10 місяців тому +7

      Isaac Marshall was the best toad voice actor and Nintendo never appreciated it

  • @Grunt_Gaming
    @Grunt_Gaming 10 місяців тому +662

    It’s always a good day when Schaff uploads a Mario Kart video.

  • @Pieman-jm3rf
    @Pieman-jm3rf 10 місяців тому +65

    Battle Mode on Block Fort was always the best. One other thing about it that is unique to the N64 version is that green shells don't break apart after a few bounces. They keep bouncing around forever unless they hit someone/something, or the maximum number of them is reached. So as Block Fort battles go on, the bottom levels become super dangerous because of all the excess green shells floating around there.

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 10 місяців тому

      You can still clear 'em out with a Star, if you're feeling bold.

    • @BigBoy257
      @BigBoy257 10 місяців тому +3

      Makes running into your own green shells a real problem during races too

  • @ryanheemann3819
    @ryanheemann3819 10 місяців тому +58

    Everything you mentioned as a negative for Yoshi’s Valley are reasons I love it- the options, the rank uncertainty, the risks of the narrow areas and the long tumbles. I feel like they were BOLD and I love it. And the giant egg.

    • @DrTimes99
      @DrTimes99 10 місяців тому +6

      It was like he said, "Ohh... this one's tricky and hard, I don't like it."

  • @mourning_spring
    @mourning_spring 10 місяців тому +154

    this is probably THE most nostalgic game for me, just the memories of playing it with my cousins at my grandparents during family gatherings on a horrible spare TV. legendary

    • @triple7marc
      @triple7marc 10 місяців тому +1

      Doesn’t make it a good game though 😂

    • @sir_vaughn2018
      @sir_vaughn2018 10 місяців тому +3

      @@triple7marcgo get a hobby

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 10 місяців тому

      @sir_vaughn2018 but he’s right

    • @sir_vaughn2018
      @sir_vaughn2018 10 місяців тому +2

      @@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 yea but he’s commenting on every positive comment☠️

    • @triple7marc
      @triple7marc 10 місяців тому

      @@sir_vaughn2018 I have like three hobbies. Mario Kart 64 still sucks.

  • @ImPersonNation
    @ImPersonNation 10 місяців тому +41

    The Koopa Troopa Beach rock I feel is how a 'namesake' should be. Just a vague resemblance, rather than something that looks exactly like what it's named after. Makes it feel like it's a piece of nature, rather than something that seems like it was carved out or something.

    • @FixTheWi-Fi
      @FixTheWi-Fi 10 місяців тому +3

      Yoshi Circuit is great tho

    • @Duskool
      @Duskool 10 місяців тому +3

      And then 7 came out and said "Let's make the rock exactly like the Koopa model"

  • @isaiahwilliams2642
    @isaiahwilliams2642 10 місяців тому +128

    James, as a lifelong Train fan, I salute you for giving the correct course the #1 spot!

  • @zer0vini
    @zer0vini 8 місяців тому +11

    18:47 "What sorcery is this?"
    Luigi: *gets sent to the shadow realm*

  • @SonOfZod
    @SonOfZod 10 місяців тому +150

    Schafrillas should do a 5 hour video on ranking every Mario Kart track from every game

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 10 місяців тому +6

      Why 5 hours?

    • @Someguyonline24
      @Someguyonline24 10 місяців тому +11

      You’re insane

    • @iLoveBread260
      @iLoveBread260 10 місяців тому +25

      He's planning to rank every mk8d track by the end of this year

    • @epichuman3198
      @epichuman3198 10 місяців тому

      That does not seem necessary

    • @jaredhebert942
      @jaredhebert942 10 місяців тому +5

      That'd probably be better for a compilation/"playlist" video once all the rankings are done after Booster Course Pack #6, maybe as a Christmas bonus if we're lucky?

  • @Ohaidavid
    @Ohaidavid 10 місяців тому +7

    “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of Yoshiiiii” had me almost throw up laughing

  • @AnthonyLikesBread
    @AnthonyLikesBread 10 місяців тому +150

    My boy Kalimari Desert is one of my favorite tracks of all time and no one has given it the respect it deserves until now.
    Thank you Schaff you glorious crab guy

    • @egbertmilton4003
      @egbertmilton4003 10 місяців тому +6

      Because it deserves no respect

    • @iLoveBread260
      @iLoveBread260 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@egbertmilton4003it's something called an opinion, and you're talking to the wrong person, G'day buddy

    • @egbertmilton4003
      @egbertmilton4003 10 місяців тому +2

      @@iLoveBread260 What are you talking about? I don’t think I have ever commented to you.

    • @AnthonyLikesBread
      @AnthonyLikesBread 10 місяців тому +3

      Yeah I know it's kinda simple but that's what I like about it

    • @iLoveBread260
      @iLoveBread260 10 місяців тому +2

      @@egbertmilton4003 all I can say its something called an opinion, so have a good day bud

  • @ghostlord656
    @ghostlord656 10 місяців тому +39

    "Nobody talks about Banshee Boardwalk"
    Spoken like someone who never saw JonTron's Top 10 Mario Kart Tracks list in 2010 where Banshee Boardwalk was number 5.
    A touchstone of well-aged Nintendo content.

  • @jitterbug4245
    @jitterbug4245 10 місяців тому +27

    Man, Lakitu was such a prick in this game, that he deliberately went out of his way to not only remove you from being "out of bounds" but he also decides to put you in front of a tiny freaking snowman, an obstacle (Timestamp at 4:01.) Lakitu was such a damn savage, jesus...

  • @MattMovies599
    @MattMovies599 10 місяців тому +19

    James is making so many Super Mario Kart jokes that I'm starting to unironically want a video on it

  • @CSPRING101
    @CSPRING101 10 місяців тому +4

    I will not let the funny crab gaslight me into thinking the character constellations are fireworks

  • @NaidvarRambles
    @NaidvarRambles 10 місяців тому +30

    Seeing all of this Schaffrillas content and the numerous topics he covers is honestly amazing to see; and it's even more charming when people come in and watch not because of the topic, but because of him. It really goes to show how Schaffrillas has evolved as well as grown throughout the years and it's a wonderful sight to see!

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 10 місяців тому +634

    The Rainbow Road in _Mario Kart 64_ isn't just a Mario Kart track, it's truly Nintendo's magical moment that players ever experience.

    • @zzskyninjazz1821
      @zzskyninjazz1821 10 місяців тому +32

      Hell is known to be magical

    • @mind336
      @mind336 10 місяців тому +12

      Rainbow Road is a staple of Mario Kart

    • @toonix1148
      @toonix1148 10 місяців тому +3

      Indeed it was

    • @A-Dasher
      @A-Dasher 10 місяців тому +33

      The OG N64 Rainbow Road is quite possibly the worst Rainbow Road

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople 10 місяців тому +1

      ok

  • @JesseEubanks
    @JesseEubanks 10 місяців тому +25

    Wario Stadium is honestly my favorite track in this game because of how bad it is. Trying to knock your friends down the jump and frantically trying to do the shortcuts makes a chaotic multiplayer map.

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 10 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, it's not _that_ ugly, all things considered. It's just a dirt track with a repeating Wario Face jpeg on the walls. And the layout reminds me the most of the Hot Wheels GBA games I grew up with, which is where I learned racing techniques. Not much is patently unfair like the snow courses or Banshee.

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 10 місяців тому +1

      Apparently the track was designed by Wario himself

  • @stephaniewu132
    @stephaniewu132 10 місяців тому +13

    All of the Mario Kart ranking videos are a joy to throw onto the background when I'm at work. Schaff's generally calm narration in these videos specifically is really great to listen to while I'm plugging away at files and stuff. They're a welcome change from the usual animation-related stuff.

  • @TheOmniverse1
    @TheOmniverse1 3 місяці тому +5

    7:03 "As I walk through the valley of the shadow of Yoshi."

  • @Fppiq
    @Fppiq 10 місяців тому +93

    Kalimari Desert may just be a Desert track, BUT IT HITS SO HARD

    • @GDevoney
      @GDevoney 10 місяців тому +8

      Are you sure about that?

    • @egbertmilton4003
      @egbertmilton4003 10 місяців тому +9

      No, it really doesn't. The track design is bland, the orange sands do little to alleviate the visual design, and it implemented possible shortcuts so lazily. The train obstacle isn't even a good gimmick. It's barely used for the tight slips that Schaffrillas describes. It just wastes time by bringing the race to a crashing halt for most people. Hell, at some point, it just becomes irrelevant to people in 1st-3rd, and only acts as an obstacle to everyone else, all for the ultimate crime of being hit by items. It just doesn't work in 64 and 7. The background is so dull, and is only interesting due to being evening, there's nothing there. The music is so boring, the only good part is the flute, it's a failure as music in a racing game.

    • @GDevoney
      @GDevoney 10 місяців тому +8

      @@egbertmilton4003 I agree with you, also wave 2 turned this track into something spectacular

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 10 місяців тому

      You guys really don't understand that the desert track is supposed to be boring, do you?

    • @egbertmilton4003
      @egbertmilton4003 10 місяців тому +3

      @@a-s-greig Is it though? Or is that just an excuse not to try?

  • @Scott...
    @Scott... 10 місяців тому +15

    I’d say personally that Wario Stadium is in the same boat as Rainbow Road. It’s alright, maybe a bit dull at times but it could have so much potential if they brought it back. Imagine what they could do with the layout with all the new track mechanics that’ve been introduced over the years. Same with Banshee Boardwalk.

  • @ThePUNch1ine
    @ThePUNch1ine 10 місяців тому +18

    I'm kind of surprised you did not mention the dev intended short in Kalimari Desert using a star right before you enter the tunnel. It's a neat trick if you've never tried it.

  • @jarrodkopf6813
    @jarrodkopf6813 10 місяців тому +7

    18:40
    Funny thing is that we just got Moonview Highway from Mario Kart Wii earlier today via Wave 5 of the Booster Course Pass.

  • @theAstarrr
    @theAstarrr 10 місяців тому +5

    "I'm done torturing myself"
    Super Mario Kart: Hello there

    • @theAstarrr
      @theAstarrr 7 місяців тому +2

      LOL the MK7 review ending

  • @Zpanda1000
    @Zpanda1000 10 місяців тому +6

    Most desert tracks go for an Egypt feeling but Kalamari Desert feels more like getting lost somewhere in Arizona or New Mexico or something

  • @tjbootz52
    @tjbootz52 10 місяців тому +13

    The version of Kalimari Desert in Mario Kart 8 is absolute peak! Probably the best music in the game and you drive in the tunnel

    • @egbertmilton4003
      @egbertmilton4003 10 місяців тому +2

      Too true. Amazing how they managed to fine tune this track to the last edge.

  • @ExaltedUriel
    @ExaltedUriel 10 місяців тому +10

    As a kid, the only two things I'd ever do in this game were occasionally play Battle Mode with family, and go into Time Trial and just explore the courses at my own leisure. I basically never touched the singleplayer GP races. Driving onto Peach's Castle in Royal Raceway really just blew my mind as a kid because it was the first time I had ever seen an area from ONE game also be in ANOTHER game.
    Also shoutouts to all the Machinima-style videos circa 2008 that would have Mario driving to the castle in Mario Kart 64, then hard cut to Super Mario 64 footage, lmao

  • @trueblueryu5713
    @trueblueryu5713 10 місяців тому +183

    The rainbow road in this game definitely looked amazing back in the day, and I’ll always be impressed by that epic speedrun jump people can do to cut it in half, but the rainbow roads get way better later in the series

    • @ActiveMan64
      @ActiveMan64 10 місяців тому +1

      ''but the rainbow roads get way better later in the series''
      *You have sinned*

    • @egbertmilton4003
      @egbertmilton4003 10 місяців тому +17

      @@ActiveMan64 He's correct though.

    • @philatio1744
      @philatio1744 10 місяців тому +1

      @@ActiveMan643DS rainbow road is literally the best.

    • @Iveraxi
      @Iveraxi 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@ActiveMan64 In my opinion n64 rainbow road is the worst

    • @iLoveBread260
      @iLoveBread260 10 місяців тому

      ​@@philatio1744in my opinion, is the wii rainbow road which will most likely come to the mk8d bcp

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 10 місяців тому +28

    I genuinely thought Schaff already covered 64, but I guess he didn’t .

    • @iLoveBread260
      @iLoveBread260 10 місяців тому +5

      He only did Super Circuit, 64, Double Dash, and Wii

    • @Dashie04
      @Dashie04 7 місяців тому

      @@iLoveBread260… Hol’ Up

  • @endstoneninja3845
    @endstoneninja3845 10 місяців тому +43

    11:30 in Mario Kart 7, Big Donut has a glider that allows you to go from one side to the other very quickly, with the risk being that lava spraying out can make you lose balloons or coins.

  • @pranavrao6370
    @pranavrao6370 9 місяців тому +10

    The Raceway music fits Wario Stadium IMO. Really gives the energy and gusto a dirt bike stadium has.

  • @JinxTheLooneyToon915
    @JinxTheLooneyToon915 10 місяців тому +85

    *D Tier*
    1:29 | Wario Stadium
    3:14 | Frappe Snowman
    4:20 | Shepert Land
    *C Tier*
    5:55 | Banshee Boardwalk
    7:04 | Yoshi Valley
    8:10 | Moo-Moo Farms
    *B Tier*
    9:24 | Mario Raceway
    9:58 | Luigi Raceway
    13:04
    14:54 | Rainbow Road
    16:33 | Choco Mountain
    18:17 | Toad's Turnpike
    *A Tier*
    19:43 | Royal Raceway
    21:14 | Donkey Kong's Jungle Parkway
    22:18 | Koopa Troopa Beach
    23:30 | Bowser's Castle
    24:52 | Kalimari Desert

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 10 місяців тому +6

      I think Wario Stadium could be done a lot better by adding some opsycles, cut a good chunk of the track out, add some more variety with the decorations, a big Wario statue, some half pipes and gliding sections, and of course, making it in HD

    • @robertsemon1712
      @robertsemon1712 10 місяців тому

      Ok Choco Mountain is one of my favorites so I’m happy it at least made B tier

    • @tskmaster3837
      @tskmaster3837 10 місяців тому +6

      S Tier MIRROR Toad's Turnpike.
      Always a blast. Usually literally.

    • @mamboo0743
      @mamboo0743 10 місяців тому

      ​@@aidenemerson670
      The only track that hasn't been remade/returned

    • @iLoveBread260
      @iLoveBread260 10 місяців тому

      Waluigi Stadium would be a good remake in a future mk game

  • @makotoplush9776
    @makotoplush9776 10 місяців тому +5

    This morning I was literally thinking "I wonder when Schaffrilas will release a ranking video on Mariokart 64" and woah!

  • @Zman201
    @Zman201 9 місяців тому +4

    18:59 they're capturing the twilight sunset which typically causes the sky to turn the orangy blue you're seeing

  • @Jman1995100
    @Jman1995100 10 місяців тому +5

    19:59 so funny story, years ago me and my friend were racing against each other on this course. Now he was a little bit ahead of me, but when we were about to pass the castle, I said, "The castle's actually a shortcut." So what does my friend do? He drove straight towards the castle door as I took the lead. The best part was he managed to get himself stuck as he threw down all his banana peels right behind him, thinking I was following him! I managed to get at least a full lap ahead of him. Now, was that possibly an evil thing for me to do? Maybe, but to my credit, my friend didn't have to listen to me. Best part was my step dad was watching, and he was actually backing me up! Also, isn't all fair in love and Mario Kart?

  • @yuvansgameworld661
    @yuvansgameworld661 5 місяців тому +5

    26:19 it does look beautiful to be fair

  • @AMTRAX
    @AMTRAX 10 місяців тому +4

    “I love this game! Wario Stadium is one of my fav levels ever, and I bet Schaff is gonna have some great things to say about-“ *oh*

  • @Madisongs
    @Madisongs 10 місяців тому +3

    Fun fact, MK64 was my first Mario Kart game, because my cousin had a N64 (which might actually get given to me soon!). No one even knew drifting was possible in my family for YEARS, and I didn’t know it was a thing until my brother showed me in MK8. That same brother also informed me of drifting in MK64 years later, and I still haven’t gotten the hang of it. Also I’m only ever able to play Rainbow Road and Mushroom Cup. The rest are too difficult for me, a casual.

  • @randomscb-40charger78
    @randomscb-40charger78 10 місяців тому +7

    25:10 is a very valid reason. Can't wait to see you do all the other train-based courses in the series.

  • @Alaskancrabpuffs21
    @Alaskancrabpuffs21 10 місяців тому +5

    Frappe Skowland is one of my favorite tracks it's also good on DS

  • @Calypsotheseagodess
    @Calypsotheseagodess 10 місяців тому +41

    Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that Wii Moonview Highway is gonna be part of the booster course pass?
    MOONVIEW HIGHWAY STANS HAVE WON! WE DID IT BOYS!

    • @DJKHAI23
      @DJKHAI23 10 місяців тому +4

      Right, when I saw that they added Moonview Highway I was so hype. They've basically added all of my favorite Wii courses to 8. All I need is Wii Rainbow Road which is probably definitely coming and Mushroom Factor which unfortunately probably won't make it.

    • @egbertmilton4003
      @egbertmilton4003 10 місяців тому +1

      Ah yes, one of the shittiest car and Wii tracks, how incredible. Hopefully, they fix the shitty design, especially of first half.

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 10 місяців тому +2

      MOONVIEW HIGHWAY 4 LIFE!

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 10 місяців тому +1

      Moonview >> Turnpike

    • @rustyshackleford234
      @rustyshackleford234 10 місяців тому +2

      As a Wii supremacist, I am SO HAPPY!!!

  • @nothingimageworks
    @nothingimageworks 10 місяців тому +4

    23:23 That image looks very crisp and nice👍🏻

  • @Euanverse
    @Euanverse 10 місяців тому +6

    Bowser’s castle was always my favourite, with the demonic choir from hell that scared me and Marty who’s punished for their crimes we don’t know about.
    25:00 also there I am again lol

    • @walrus6429
      @walrus6429 7 місяців тому

      I like to believe Marty betrayed bowser and joined forces with mario lmao

  • @KeebeThePlush
    @KeebeThePlush 10 місяців тому +22

    Interesting to know that we might get a Mario kart ds ranking since schaff did some during the production of this one

    • @aidenemerson670
      @aidenemerson670 10 місяців тому +1

      A lot sooner then we think too. Though, I'd still consider him getting Super Mario Kart out of the way so we can move on to the better stuff

    • @iLoveBread260
      @iLoveBread260 10 місяців тому

      ​@@aidenemerson670I agree

    • @bdt2002gaming
      @bdt2002gaming 10 місяців тому +1

      Bro is going to *hate* the Baby Park remake 💀

    • @iLoveBread260
      @iLoveBread260 10 місяців тому +1

      @@bdt2002gaming I honestly think the worst track in mkds, is figure 8 circuit

    • @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875
      @mimikyutubesaltaccount4875 10 місяців тому

      @chessmaster19 they’re both the worst tracks in DS, I’d be surprised if one of them wasn’t in the bottom spot

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 10 місяців тому +4

    17:32
    Kinda funny that he'd use that picture for "I want to eat this" despite there being 3 shots of Tamatoa either eating something or trying to eat something lol

  • @zack1stplayer
    @zack1stplayer 10 місяців тому +2

    I can't wait for Schaffrillas Productions Presents, a Brand New Double Feature Event: "Why Oppenheimer is a Cinematic Disaster and Barbie is Universal's Magnum Opus featuring Yummo Wickersham from the Devil May Cry series."

  • @ragnarok935
    @ragnarok935 10 місяців тому +9

    Glad that Schaff is gonna finally rank MKDS next. Even tho it isnt a top tier Mario Kart, it will always hold a special place in my heart since it was my first Mario Kart

  • @navchinna
    @navchinna 10 місяців тому +7

    Kalamari desert is my fav imo im happy schaf understands my love for the track as well, my 2nd fav is toads turnpike.

  • @MW-jy2fb
    @MW-jy2fb 10 місяців тому +12

    Just one more booster course pack and we'll have a 2 hour video of shaff going over 96 courses

  • @ChrisHendricks
    @ChrisHendricks 10 місяців тому +6

    4:53 I love how Club Penguin keeps popping up in the oddest places. But I might be biased.
    (I animated that dance.)

  • @quantumdog9791
    @quantumdog9791 10 місяців тому +13

    This is truly the most epic Schaffrillas series ever made

  • @unclephillymya
    @unclephillymya 10 місяців тому +5

    13:34 those SAD ANIMATIONS/SPRITES are so cool !!!

  • @Mr._Sherwood
    @Mr._Sherwood 10 місяців тому +8

    While I've never played 64's Frappe Snowland, i have played the DS Retro version, and i must admit that does at least fix Lakitu's no fun allowed barriers somewhat by using differently coloured snow to tell you where you can't drive. And admittedly, going through the snow valley is quite nostalgic to me.

  • @thesmellofadventure5370
    @thesmellofadventure5370 5 місяців тому +3

    16: Frappe Snowland (Flower Cup)(Snowmen, Icy Statue, Ice Walls)
    15: Wario Stadium (Star Cup)(Mud, Hills, Shortcuts)
    14: Luigi Raceway (Mushroom Cup)(Jumbotron, Tunnel, Hot Air Balloon)
    13: Rainbow Road (Special Cup)(Narrow Paths, Fireworks, Chain Chomp)
    12: Sherbet Land (Star Cup)(Ice, Slippery, Water, Penguins)
    11: Mario Raceway (Flower Cup)(Pipe Tunnel, Piranha Plants, Signs)
    10: Moo Moo Farms (Mushroom Cup)(Monty Moles, Bridge, Grass)
    9: Choco Mountain (Flower Cup)(Blouders, Fog, Cave)
    8: Koopa Troopa Beach (Mushroom Cup)(Sand, Water, Koopa Rock, Crabs)
    7: Banshee Boardwalk (Special Cup)(Cheep Cheeps, Boos, No Guardrails)
    6: DK Jungle Parkway (Special Cup)(Rocks, Jump, Bridge, Temple)
    5: Yoshi Valley (Special Cup)(Egg, Bridge, Cave, Split Paths)
    4: Toad’s Turnpike (Flower Cup)(Cars, Trucks, Pit Stop, Traffic Rails)
    3: Royal Raceway (Star Cup)(Peach’s Castle, Jump, Hot Air Balloons, Confetti)
    2: Bowser’s Castle (Star Cup)(Fire Statue, Thwomps, Bridge)
    1: Kalimari Desert (Mushroom Cup)(Sand, Cacti, TRAIN!)

  • @generolmatt4
    @generolmatt4 10 місяців тому +3

    Awesome. The number 1 pick is mine too. Love the music and the train. Though I think rainbow road is my second. Its relaxing and feels so good. Like your celebrating finishing the game. The new ones are too chaotic.

  • @lilfisheyy
    @lilfisheyy 10 місяців тому +14

    i will never forget the trauma i’ve developed from falling off at the end of royal raceway

  • @SemiHypercube
    @SemiHypercube 10 місяців тому +6

    Basically everyone can agree that 64 was peak battle mode
    like you turn into a bomb when you lose, totally a thing that should come back

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 10 місяців тому

      I only played in 2P... 🥲

  • @randomdudepersonman2160
    @randomdudepersonman2160 10 місяців тому +5

    When I was younger and had Mario Kart 7, I would always try to follow the train into the tunnel in Kalimari Desert, and I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's had that experience

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 9 місяців тому +7

    I can listen to Schaff talk about Mario Kart all day.

  • @smwatertasteslikewater
    @smwatertasteslikewater 10 місяців тому +15

    Hell yeah, I’ve been desperately waiting for another Mario Kart video!

  • @Nolopo1679
    @Nolopo1679 10 місяців тому +3

    Would be really cool if schaff would have a gaming channel playing mario cart, pikmin, etc

  • @MrsLittletall
    @MrsLittletall 10 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for solving the mystery of the jailed Thwomp for me. I wondered for ages about it ^^ And now I know its name!

  • @alyssabutler4044
    @alyssabutler4044 10 місяців тому +3

    13:00 the bomb car is literally the greatest dead player insert ever

  • @MrPug1162
    @MrPug1162 10 місяців тому +4

    Yk todays a good day when Schafrillas puts out another banger

  • @berkshire4607
    @berkshire4607 9 місяців тому +4

    Finally. Someone else who appreciates Kalamria Desert

  • @kecleonfan7495
    @kecleonfan7495 10 місяців тому +2

    It's so convenient that Schaffrillas posted this JUST as I finished torturing myself unlocking Mirror Mode. It was really cool seeing this alternative look at a game I just dedicated myself to for a while.

  • @freesulo9877
    @freesulo9877 10 місяців тому +4

    I love these kario mart videos
    also dk jungle parkway is so underrated

  • @trumangraham2602
    @trumangraham2602 10 місяців тому +5

    16:55 you missed the perfectly opportunity to replace the backround with the boulder part of choco mountain

  • @Atlee_Stewart
    @Atlee_Stewart 10 місяців тому +8

    I like Wario Stadium, because it feels like Wario made it. He put his face every where, had an unfair jump, and tedious track, thats Wario. And I like Wario. #wariogang

  • @sadderthanyou
    @sadderthanyou 10 місяців тому +1

    I don’t know why, but some of the editing here makes me feel like I’m watching one of your earliest videos, and I honestly love that

  • @YoderMemeIndustries
    @YoderMemeIndustries 8 місяців тому +5

    19:29 Yoshi fuckin dies

  • @autismandgaming4532
    @autismandgaming4532 10 місяців тому +3

    Toad's Turnpike is so controversial I'm surprised it isn't trending on twitter

  • @SusiTerry
    @SusiTerry 10 місяців тому +5

    8:51 That'd be windows XP. Also I do recall a part of mario circuit looking a lot like the bliss wallpaper

  • @Sammykyt
    @Sammykyt 5 місяців тому +1

    I love how you can see Koopa Troopa Beach in the background in Sunshine Airport despite the track not even being in Mario Kart 8. I really love when Mario Kart tracks are interconnected like this.

  • @TylerTheSnake
    @TylerTheSnake 10 місяців тому +2

    Good Video Schaffrillas I'm Glad I've Started To Watch The Content You Make That Is Not Just Film Reviews

  • @Brione30
    @Brione30 10 місяців тому +5

    Shout-out to Shaff for somehow managing to find unique sound clips to play before the million Mario-themed tracks in the series

  • @ClipsShorts_
    @ClipsShorts_ 10 місяців тому +13

    I’ve gotta say I love this series so much 🎉

  • @Spybdar
    @Spybdar 10 місяців тому +3

    18:30 Intensely agreed. I can't hate this circuit, but time has run over it like the anime truck.

  • @0clectmovie781
    @0clectmovie781 10 місяців тому +2

    25:06: the best joke of the video, ever.
    My explanation: Train…
    …I mean tank engine.

  • @GeneralAlpaca
    @GeneralAlpaca 10 місяців тому +4

    The design of Wario Stadium makes sense when the instruction manual mentions that Wario himself designed and built it

  • @jBread28
    @jBread28 10 місяців тому +4

    Schaff giving Nathaniel Bandy a run for his money in Block Fort simping

  • @CuteCuteJames
    @CuteCuteJames 9 місяців тому +3

    I miss the bomb chase battle mechanic SO MUCH. "I'm out first and I'm going to make it EVERYONE'S problem!"

  • @MarioWithTheCrowbar
    @MarioWithTheCrowbar 10 місяців тому +3

    22:32 "Apparently puting Troopa in the name meant all the difference"
    Mario Kart Tour with SNES Koopa Troopa Beach 2: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @JosephCeretor
    @JosephCeretor 10 місяців тому +4

    Wario Stadium deserves a remake because it has potential but is held back by 64's Gameplay

  • @Poppomatic64
    @Poppomatic64 10 місяців тому +4

    Schaff how did you slither your way into my top 10 UA-camrs, I get so excited when you upload lol KEEP GOING!!

  • @Bowzer2025
    @Bowzer2025 10 місяців тому +3

    In middle school before I bought an iPod I had a 3DS and just put Mario Kart 7 in, opened Kalimari Desert on Time Trial, and left it on in my backpack. Simpler times

  • @WahRizz
    @WahRizz 10 місяців тому +2

    I love these Mario kart ranking videos!