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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Tim Dillon lets you know that even though we are entering one of the worst economic recessions everything is going to be okay, and why he's comforted by the podcasts of Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and all celebrities.
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Tim’s outlook on things really helps me make peace with the fact that society is collapsing.
It’s amazing how he essentially carried a generation of people through the lockdowns. It was a meteoric rise at the perfect time. 👌
Also. Ray Kump and him do not get enough credit. If you listen to his patreon, they were SLAYING long before Tim’s success- And I’d say that Ray is Tim’s perfect co-host should they ever team up again (and I pray they do as much as possible)
@@guccimane623 they get plenty of credit about 300 grand a month
This guy saying what Tim said, but unironically :D
I present to you, the S2 Underground; where paranoia sounds educated
@@ChaseAcheck408 Tim’s patreon currently says 222,000 a month. What’s Ray’s?
@@guccimane623 $6,066 per month as of March. Provably slightly higher now.
Ben looks like Stephen Hawking watched a golf documentary and his nurse thought it would be fun to dress him up.
💀💀💀
top ten Ben comments
screaming
Ben is dressed to look nerdy. Really, Ben is just another tall, built, well-educated, and well-fed kid of well-off parents. And, is Tim's handler.
Fucking fitting as glove on a murder's hand.
Tim Dillon is the comedian the Apocalypse deserves.
I don’t like how his editor has a camera now
He is too good for this humanity
Tim’s Long Island real estate holdings and his comedy will save America.
HAHA! It needed to be said and you said it perfectly my friend =)
@@digduck9463 hello friend
Ben looks like he's wearing a boat captain hat, which is very fitting, as he's steering this podcast into the ground with constant ineptitude. That being said, 10/10 episode.
Ben is the sort of captain that would throw women and children overboard just to save on diesel.
It’s crazy how handlers don’t have dress codes
Captain Stabbin' for Pride Month of course...
gas digital guys did a fantastic job at stopping the flow with non drops and constantly interrupting, bringing this show to way over 98% approval ratings.. however ben is the anti christ
@@TRG29338 or just to keep the boat safe
When Tim wears shades…it’s going to be a wild episode! 😂
“A tent ain’t bad…”
Tim’s glasses are actually worth $98k after inflation
Why would they be worth more after each of Tim’s meals?
Bargain
@@SturgusLipmonger because of the extra meat sweat on them?
Yes and but yes tho
@@Kigoz4Life Obviously, it was NOT a joke
I know it’s kind of a meme but this is proof that Tim is the funniest without a guest. Idk why but god he’s hilarious this way, all bad news and no guests. Truly the best. With that being said, we are all going to burn alive.
guests are always too busy trying to be funny
Don't threaten me with a good time, pig.
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“All bad news and no guests” 😂🏆
I can confirm I am one of Tims many 7 year old fans. Thanks to Tim I smoke, drink and gamble heavily on bare knuckle gay boxing.
Start smoking support Tim and Ben
2 knuckles deep son
Gin martinis and Marlboro lights all day baby
Oh the BKGB? Yeah I just started following that myself
But is it out of a plastic Burger King cup.?.?.?
"Good luck everyone, you're gonna die, and it's gonna be in vain" - Tim Dillon
Some words to live by
amen to the King of LA and Austin, Tim Dillon
Jennifer Anniston talking about how she doesn’t trust her maid faking long term Covid had me fucking dead 💀 😭😭😭😭
lmfaooooo
The content we crave
She really said that ?
Serious? That pencil eraser troll is hating on her maid?
@@presterjohn1697😂😂😂
Tim Dillon is mad at his parents for not getting him plastic surgery for his elbows 🤣
Jon Benet's parents immediately got plastic surgery to repair her face after her brother wacked her with a golf club, any less would be child abuse. Tim has every right to be mad.
@@steeveekeys1904 @Steevee Keys tbf Jon Benet wasn't an Irish potato, and was making them money on the side. She wasn't getting fat at Red Lobster. Every time he refers to himself as a cute kid he lies to us, he was a lil piglet.
What a drama Queen! Take the stickers and shut up kid!
Lol
Maybe podcast of the year. I absolutely love when he’s on a zero fucks rant. Outstanding
Less than Zero..
Always A Delight
The gradually increasing price of the sunglasses through out the podcast is pure gold
Just seeing that mic stand constantly buckle under Tim's rage. Just brilliant
When Ben squirms and tries to hold in his laughter, he looks like a director showing Tim how Ray Charles would move in this particular scene.
Shake a tail feeeeaather. 🎶🎹
😂😂😂
As long as our leader is at the top, Tim will have my Patreon subscription until starvation takes my body and I can no longer press approve purchases button for Tim’s newsletter every month.
Nice 😂
Amen
This guy is more addictive than crack, never get enough of him, I love him so much.
Hunter Biden joke
You should try real crack tho
obviously you've never had crack
Have you ever smoked crack? It's pretty good, I hated it.
Tim can make any tragedy or disaster sound funny 😂😂
That scene in Book of Eli, he is charging his ipod so he can listen to the prophecy that is this podcast.
Underated comment
May Tim Dillon’s podcast last forever! Into the apocalypse we go with Tim as the tour guide in our hell gondola 🔥🚠
Very well stated.
Hahaha! Ben will be sitting in the back LHAO
Well considering his experience as a tour guide in NYC I reckon he’s just the man for the job
Hells ya brother , strapped into our var headsets and suits in our 250 sq ft homes eating and drinking nothing but Soylent and monster energy drinks. Can’t wait !
A perfect visual depiction of realty, hohoho it's off to hell we ggooooooo!!! Arr
Why does it look like Ben is podcasting from inside a prison while Tim is in a dressing room at Ross dress for less?
I think you’re on to something
Because of the background would be my guess
Can't get $80k sunglasses at Ross
Ha! Nice one!
Because they are
imagine taking tim's advice serious. looting the local supermarket rn while listening to jason bateman and jennifer anniston.
Life in the big city
I just turned 36 today. I feel like shit. Thank God for Tim Dillon. I can drag myself through another 36 years of this fucking hell. Life in the big city. Am I right, or am I right?
Get back to work
It’s a real knife fight out there
YES OR YES? YES AND YES!!!!
Yes & yes
5:02 when Tim says “go google that” and Ben just sips his water and doesn’t go google that 🤣🤣
At some point I pray to God that that Ben begins to take his job seriously. Mr. Dillon is a saint to sticking with him in spite of his incompetence.
I assumed it was an unpaid internship, you mean Tim pays this buffoon?!? Bless Tim's giant heart
@@austinsmith5061 he pays him 15 k a month or was a year and a bit ago anyways.
He makes it funnier dork
God's not real,Ben's the proof of tht
Amen! It honestly is hard to get through these episodes while witnessing the abhorrent behavior Ben exercises toward Tim!
Lost it at Tim being fed up with the ad read at 41:12 and just slamming the papers on the desk “folks, let’s just go off the dome here”
Lmao somehow gets dinged 20 grand…
I think it was a jab at dan bongino lol
@@corbingardner Dan Goblino
I just got to this part and I'm dead
I imagined that Ben wrote that in as joke and he quickly realized it 🤣🤣🤣
$20 says he'll bring up that he's given up cigarettes for at least a day longer than he actually has attempted in the first 6 minutes but we all know he's had sneaky puffs while hanging out in the smoking section at The Olive Garden.. he can't lie to me, he is me..
That’s honestly a very smart bet I’m in
i is he. he is i. i is she but she is not he
Yes nice line criso!
SAFUU protocol crypto
Youre schizophrenic
Tim's personal trainer is really getting him some results
I cannot imagine a world without Tim Dillon. I just can’t.
Gift the sunglasses to Joe the next time you go on JRE.. in the same way he gave his Rolex watch to that CIA/Mossad robot, Lex Fridman 😂
Omega speedmaster
It has the moon in it
That dude is a fuckin robot
Sounds like a megazord.
I wasn’t feeling so well before I started watching this podcast, but boy do I feel great now.
Sheer raw prime time unadulterated optimism is what Tim exudes. Even a dude who is out on a 40th storey ledge about to leap will postpone the suicide to listen to the next week's podcast filled with good news and cheer
We are truly blessed to be alive at the same time as this comedic genius. Yes or yes
Tim is like a prime fighter that is only getting better and hasn’t even showed us his best yet , he is the new George Carlin
Life in the big city.
He is fantastic
Tim is worth his weight in gold.
Tim’s candor and outlook is reminiscent of a WW1 soldier, sitting in a water-logged trench in Alsace-Lorraine. His buddy since childhood is laying next to him. He’s dead and you periodically make a fast moving gesture with your hands to scare away the ravenous rats from his already half gnawed-away face. The truth, pours out with spit and venom from his head. This is from someone who sees the end, and instead of screaming or crying at the injustice of it all, you laugh hysterically. In that brief moment you are momentarily away from all the horror and injustice.
Bro LOLL
Life in the big city
Life in the big city
It's a real knife fight out there
the glasses was a brilliant move and will serve as a solid hedge against this economic madness
This was like the Orson Wells war of the world's broadcast. 🤣
Tim dresses like he's a high schooler who stole their parents credit card and went to an outlet mall.
Ben dresses like a dad who spends too much time at the yacht club to care.
Oh god this one killed me 😂
Bruh I’m 💀🤣
Tim roasts Rogan perfectly... makes you laugh like your Ben, but you feel it's all with love.
Tim respects and loves Rogan but he is an easy target. Tim just has the balls to poke fun at him. Joe speaks really high of him though. I love to watch JRE where they are both impersonating each other.
I love how moddest Tim is being about his sunglasses. They're obviously worth much more than that!
"Keeps. Are you bald? Cut it out." The best Ad in years, anywhere.
Ben - "Honey baked ham associate"
Tim - "F*ck yea"
Tim looks like a dude you’d see browsing the CD section of a Wal-Mart in 1997
He looks like he went with the 25 disc box set of NOW That's What I Call Music
Tim J "I haven't smoked in I dunno...10 or 17 days" Dillon. Let's start the show, Benjamin.
When the sunglasses come out you know its going to be a fire episode
When society collapses and everyone is in fear of roving gangs of marauders. I hope once a week we'll be able to sit by the fire, crack up the shortwave radio like a model T car, and listen to Tim Dillon rant about how much worse things are gonna get.
I could only pray we still get radio and Tim stays alive. What a dream it would be!
I am almost looking forward to it.
@@sunnsnowmussoorie3557
No need.....it'll be here in a few weeks
Love how they think Ben deserves half of the screen
Yeah I just accepted it, but why? He literally sits there giggling and adding a word or two
Tim thinks it’s slimming.
As Tim's deepstate handler Ben knows that Tim is too powerful to be allowed the whole screen.
an hour of listening to Tim Dillon can make you feel the same as snorting a line of coke and crushed Xanax while pounding back a tequila red bull in a red solo cup at your offices shitty Christmas party
I’ve done that and you’re right
We've all been there
Those sunglasses were a great investment. Gaining value within the time of this episode
I live in Oklahoma where people live like the last ten minutes of this episode and always have lol
I love listening to Tim, it helps me understand things have been burning down for centuries, not just today. It's nothing new, but it can be funny.
Ben looks like he's going to play in the Bob Hope Invitational circa 1960
"i do ads for companies that won't exist in three months!"
CLASSIC
Tim's red nose and the fact he is 'trying to lose weight' makes me think the big man is back on the sniff and I'm here for it.
Lol, when he kept saying "fuck yeah" to the job descriptions.
@@keenanlarsen1639 yeah that's for sure the response of someone who was nostril deep in a snowstorm just before recording.
Tim always next level trolling rocking 50k sunglasses (supposedly) with a $20 Marshall polo sport crew shirt lmfaoo
I’m so glad I found tim.
Tim's wearing sunglasses again, it might be a banger
Peeped up
I will answer for Tim since there is no way he gives a fck about the comment section of youtube. "THEY COSTED ME 1 MILLION DOLLARS !! "
it was
Tim would’ve been a great lawyer for Amber Head, im just saying.
Andrew Schulz as well.
@@DaniMysteryZone No, I think a non-black lawyer like Tim would have worked better for Amber, which sadly speaks to the racism of our society more than it does any opinion of mine.
@@SturgusLipmonger non-black? You mean non-hetero? Schulzi Boy ist as pale as Scots come.
@@SturgusLipmonger please be satire
@@josephcamilletti6955 it was that was too specific lmao
Tim with the Louis Vuitton shades on point.💯
Tim increasing the price of the sunglasses throughout the episode harkens back to a great bit from Arrested Development.
Also a great bit from Key and Peele and others... Since the concept of this joke is old af.
I’m my $6000 suit?! Come on!!!!
@@DanShirley COME ON!!!!!!
Wassup, man? Deleting your dumb replies? :D What a champ 🏆
@@allthesmallthings1041I mean.. COME ON!
Ben looks like the last surviving member of Heaven’s Gate
My favorite part of this episode was the amount he spent on his sunglasses kept going up.
I hope everyone is doing great! Tomorrow will be better
lets hope.
Doubt it.
The only two replies one can use^
This guy saying what Tim said, but unironically :D
I present to you, the S2 Underground; where paranoia sounds educated
Tomorrow? Yeah, it'll be Sunday. But come Monday we're all gonna be hosed!
Tim Dillon is the reason I’m sober
A very fragile branch your holding on to but I don’t blame you though he’s fkn awesome.
He’s the reason I snorted another line all while attempting to sleep knowing I won’t now.
@@lxLanarchyxl
Lmao
It’s the opposite for me
Timmy is a genuinely brilliant humorist. Also, I think he is putting weight back on.
oh man i hadn't noticed but i think you're right. i stumble upon old clips and in some he's literally 100+ lbs heavier. hope he gets that under control...
funny thing is i thought he looked slightly tightened up. i wondered if he was working out finally
You can tell Tim’s been working out because his shirt says “sport”
OLD sport. He swam 30 years ago, it would be absurd for him to still be into it!
😂😂
I had actually thought he lost weight at first, but I guess you're right, it is just the word sport making him look so good
Dude... This podcast is beyond legendary!
Don't ever stop what you're doing, the style of sarcasm/humor is beyond comparison.
You're simply in a league of your own, so PLEASE don't compromise yourself!
One of the best episodes of the year, no doubt.
Last time I was this early, she didn't get pregnant.
Edit: just finished watching. This is one of the better episodes in months. Some "can't stop laughing for a few minutes" moments.
good to know! :)
@@b_hazard
The Pot and The Pit are legendary episodes
Did my comment really get deleted? We seriously need a pot, around here.
@@b_hazard I can see your second comment, but not your original one.
Deep deep cut on the Dodi Al-Fayed bit. Tim always teaching the children! 🙌👏
What a fucking poet Tim Dillon is. That diatribe at the end was phenomenal
You know it's going to be a good episode when Tim has sunglasses on
That lay on your couch and wish for death line made me scream at the top of my lungs
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I wish Tim had a morning show every day
I don’t go to church anymore but I wake up and listen to Tim Dillon instead.
At the 30:05 mark, Tim delivers the “Meeting people in the Woods” line. You’re welcome. I rewinded that at least 20 times
Every week I’m thinking “it can't get any better than this.” and always does. Absolutely brilliant.
I can never figure out if Tim is being sincere, but then you realize that it’s just one punchline after the other. My favourite comedian for sure
Dear Lord protect this man.... we will need him.
“ You wanna see you’re Kid again,
Press 2”.
🤭😂
The new "Mad Money" show, Tim talking about finance is great lol. "Interest rate goes up and the party goes down"
"No no, get in ya seat" best line
Sucks that the last episode got age restricted but honestly when I saw that warning before I played it I knew we were in for one of the most off the hook episodes of this podcast ever and it delivered
When society collapses and we go back to hunter-gatherer lifestyles, most of social discourse will in fact involve meeting people in the woods.
When the world is in its death throes and everything is burning around us I want Tim Dillon's voice in the background like those violin players on the sinking titanic...
Tim talking about living in a tent and showering at the gym really hits home because thats what I did during part of college. Except instead of a tent I had my car with a bed in it and little camping stove. Actually it ain't bad so long as you have internet can keep busy during the day!
We are already in a recession. We are headed toward a depression.
It will get much worse before it gets better. It is hard to tell right now because of our infrastructure, tech, and standard of living.
Maybe everyone will lose weight then
Tim is my favorite comedian. Makes me laugh every time. Thank you
It's going to be extremely hard to be woke, living in a post apocalyptic wasteland.
Have you seen Fury Road? It’s surprisingly possible!
@@SturgusLipmonger who is woke in that movie? You mean the old women that ride bikes n shit?
@@trueromani7262 lol, yeah really… mad max is woke? What did this guy want the pregnant women to be caught and raped and then the movie ends?
@@trueromani7262 Fury Road is a highly (and pretty blatantly) feminist film. An amazing one, but all films have flaws. 😂
Those glasses indicate a savage episode! Looking forward to more inappropriate jokes
42:46 best ad read ever 🤣🤣
The last 4 minutes of this made me so happy… and a little frightened.
I like Tim's sunglasses. I lost mine in the ocean today when I let a wave hit me like a idiot.
Let’s not victim-blame here.
Haha!
From one idiot to another....it's actually 'an idiot' lol. Truly though, idiots? How could we be? We're fans of Tim Dillion!!
The last 10 minutes was one of the sharpest rants I’ve seen him do lmao that was amazing.
hardest laugh - tim continually tightening the wrong part of the mic
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Tim is the true voice of America. His relentless and singular sense of humor is a gift to all of us. Ben inspires me everyday as well. If the mentally disabled can a find a way to suckle at the teat then so can I goddamn it.
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"You're gonna die... and it's gonna be in vain" (ENDS PODCAST) 🤣🤣
All these are great but this episode had me laughing the whole time. The best comedy!
Why is Ben dressed like a WW2 veteran that has just been to visit the battleship he was on 🤣 is it a cardigan? who knows! 🤣🤣
Ben has been known to walk into elderly folks homes and steal the clothes right off their body.
My God Tim is in top form today.
"I have a family member that uses keeps"
Ben starts laughing for no reason
Ben dressed as a dapper 65 year old ready to head over to the Hunting & Fishing Club.
Just as soon as he wraps up his VHS of Caddyshack