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  • @boertje
    @boertje 2 роки тому +1872

    I love how both unsupportive and loyal Tim’s fanbase is.

    • @macknights1911
      @macknights1911 2 роки тому +250

      According to my calculations Tim should be paying me monthly

    • @imvzz
      @imvzz 2 роки тому +247

      We pay for the Patreon so we're entitled to call Tim out when he pretends to not be able to have Putin on as a guest, which is BS

    • @Thehomelessathlete
      @Thehomelessathlete 2 роки тому +3

      Bahahaaaaa

    • @topdhen
      @topdhen 2 роки тому +83

      Tim also owes me a cactus

    • @whiter0se_
      @whiter0se_ 2 роки тому +123

      one of the funniest bits tim did was when he released a patreon ep late and he spent 15 minutes talking about upping the patreon sub from 5 dollars to 100 because he belongs in like beverly hills or something and we're embarassing him

  • @blakerackley8874
    @blakerackley8874 2 роки тому +295

    The sirens going off in the background while they ponder the issues LA has was a nice touch. Production value for some of these podcasts is really on point!

    • @KissesWithMyFist
      @KissesWithMyFist 2 роки тому +2

      Okay

    • @P.Aether
      @P.Aether 2 роки тому +9

      Okay, Ben's alt account

    • @PlanttPlan
      @PlanttPlan 2 роки тому +1

      Some might say there was a knife fight next door.

    • @anthonini66
      @anthonini66 2 роки тому

      You couldn't write it better.

    • @billyjean5934
      @billyjean5934 Рік тому

      ​@@PlanttPlanthat's life in the big city for ya!

  • @mitchierichie
    @mitchierichie 2 роки тому +242

    "if I were a teacher, and I should be"
    absolutely fucking threw me into a laughing fit

    • @atomknight8361
      @atomknight8361 2 роки тому +3

      They are the true heroes after all

    • @skeletor7708
      @skeletor7708 2 роки тому +5

      Ben should be paid like a teacher tbh..

    • @wilz3346
      @wilz3346 2 роки тому +1

      @@skeletor7708 😆😆😆

    • @Dave-zh2ow
      @Dave-zh2ow 2 роки тому +1

      You probably liked his special tol trahshhhh

    • @mitchierichie
      @mitchierichie 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dave-zh2ow did you not? why are you here? lol

  • @daaveedandersonaroni5347
    @daaveedandersonaroni5347 2 роки тому +75

    I loved the way Ben left the theatre echo in the final cut of the special. Throwing Tim’s timing off was a master stroke and should be at the top of his CV when he is inevitably looking for a new job.

    • @JonoPaltin
      @JonoPaltin 2 роки тому +1

      Couldn't watch it because of this. Terrible audio. No one's comedy special sounds like that

    • @JonoPaltin
      @JonoPaltin 2 роки тому

      @@prod.byzaha954 💯

  • @sarahb2004
    @sarahb2004 2 роки тому +94

    There literally nothing I love more than hearing Tim sing “SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND” over and over.

  • @kcisthe1st
    @kcisthe1st 2 роки тому +412

    Those brokers sitting there trying to figure out why people are leaving California is the most hilarious thing ever

    • @brianarc2
      @brianarc2 2 роки тому +25

      *pretending to try and figure out! LOL they have to already know, god please tell me they know.

    • @cwarnkecomedy
      @cwarnkecomedy 2 роки тому +18

      I had the hardest laugh when the sirens started and wouldnt stop like "WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING HMMMM" LMFAO

    • @darbyohara
      @darbyohara 2 роки тому +13

      So funny their narcissistic pretend everything is good attitude

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 роки тому +3

      @@brianarc2 If they were smart enough to figure it out, they wouldn't be selling real estate.

    • @chadhopkins2534
      @chadhopkins2534 2 роки тому +1

      .....maybe traffic...?

  • @mattyrat4958
    @mattyrat4958 2 роки тому +186

    My heart was filled with emotion when I saw the credit on the Netflix special. Ben is the heart and soul of this show. The rugged masculinity, the glasses, the giggles, his legendary manhood. A thing of beauty indeed.

    • @DweeD1516
      @DweeD1516 2 роки тому +6

      Masculinity? C'mon...no way

    • @sallysue8176
      @sallysue8176 2 роки тому +14

      Gay

    • @mrswoosh2155
      @mrswoosh2155 2 роки тому +44

      This is Ben’s burner account

    • @God-w-
      @God-w- 2 роки тому +4

      The special was directed like shit and the mic had shitty reverb at certain times like tim was Joel Olsten

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 роки тому +11

      Stop posting under fake accounts, Ben.

  • @itsallfunandgames723
    @itsallfunandgames723 2 роки тому +358

    I saw your Netflix special, it was good, but I think you should have just brought the desk on stage.

    • @mikemaddogmcgann8225
      @mikemaddogmcgann8225 2 роки тому +27

      It stunk

    • @_TheGman
      @_TheGman 2 роки тому +8

      Not a bad idea

    • @dexterhornsby9957
      @dexterhornsby9957 2 роки тому +54

      Tim is much better without a script

    • @guyfawkes8384
      @guyfawkes8384 2 роки тому

      @@mikemaddogmcgann8225 I actually stopped watching after a few minutes. Painful. And Tim looked like he had AIDS.

    • @manucr9183
      @manucr9183 2 роки тому +1

      He should pace himself more

  • @devincognito8932
    @devincognito8932 2 роки тому +124

    You can’t spell “slavery was good“ without Ben Avery

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 роки тому +195

    Ben has mastered the art of Fake Video Production

  • @eckoman92
    @eckoman92 2 роки тому +94

    Sheath underwear sponsorship is back baby! Yessssss! Can't wait for more of the founder's heroic stories!

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 роки тому

      Fuck yes! The Ballad of the Patriot Pedo goes on!

    • @FrankieHustla
      @FrankieHustla 2 роки тому

      We need more of the pedophile war criminal advertisements! 😂

    • @LeoKrayola
      @LeoKrayola 2 роки тому +3

      I lived for them

    • @robh467
      @robh467 2 роки тому

      This was the best sponsorship pitch ever.
      "He wasn't the guy who raped Bradley, but he is the guy who fed him zannies, ex, and lsd until he no longer resisted."

  • @APR944
    @APR944 2 роки тому +358

    That JRE rant; “But make no mistake! I mean, if I’m wrong. And I’d love to be wrong. But if your attitude or your idea is that the population is gonna get smarter, healthier, and more adept at problem solving… You’re on Fvcking CRACK!!” Brilliant Tim Dillon.🔥🔥

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 2 роки тому +5

      Not with that attitude they won't.

    • @ridelandino4201
      @ridelandino4201 2 роки тому +2

      Brilliant

    • @BigNiz82
      @BigNiz82 2 роки тому +1

      🙏

    • @MaTTheWish
      @MaTTheWish 2 роки тому +29

      Joe Rogan is so optimistically naive. He's so far out of touch at this point like many of the one percenters. Gone.

    • @gregs9210
      @gregs9210 2 роки тому +1

      @@MaTTheWish people like Joe think there will be a sort of spiritual awakening that'll change the country...without some kind of catalyst, you might as well believe in magic lol

  • @ronaldnease8006
    @ronaldnease8006 2 роки тому +34

    I love that Ben casually says to Tim I love you in German and things just get quiet 😂

  • @kevinkalb7000
    @kevinkalb7000 2 роки тому +12

    Those LA realtors and Tim talking about them, was a perfect description of LA. A delusion of grandeur mixed with a disturbing reality.

  • @topdhen
    @topdhen 2 роки тому +569

    If I had 100$ for everytime Ben got something right, I’d be broke as hell

    • @shapz9975
      @shapz9975 2 роки тому +58

      If I had $100 for every time I’ve seen someone incorrectly place the dollar sign, I’d be very rich.

    • @jacoby6500
      @jacoby6500 2 роки тому +7

      @@shapz9975 you got the point why do you have to be a grammar teacher and correct a simple typing error

    • @hubrisnxs2013
      @hubrisnxs2013 2 роки тому +1

      @@jacoby6500 dude, the guy talks about how wrong Ben is, and that's not a simple grammar error. To get the dollar sign wrong you have to TRY to be that stupid

    • @topdhen
      @topdhen 2 роки тому +4

      His real business got busted for fake ppp loans

    • @austint9079
      @austint9079 2 роки тому +20

      @@jacoby6500 Because he knows this guy is only a few steps away from you. Throwing together run-on sentences that people have to read 3 times. He is a savior pal. Thank him.

  • @edwardduclos1589
    @edwardduclos1589 2 роки тому +11

    Ben and Tim have been tiffing for awhile now, like an awkward moment at a friends dinner where a couple airs their dirty laundry. Love it.

  • @smokesesh5648
    @smokesesh5648 2 роки тому +320

    I paid good money for this episode, it better be really good. Hopefully Ben has his shit together this time. 🙏

    • @mcnally211
      @mcnally211 2 роки тому +19

      Expectations & hope is the foundation for disappointment. The cheapest & best solution is a .75cent 9mm to the cerebellum....im frugal ,what can i say💁‍♂️

    • @jackchurchill3777
      @jackchurchill3777 2 роки тому +5

      @@mcnally211 Where are you buying your 9mm bruh, its 40 cpr near me for a basic ass FMJ

    • @jordanhenderson3812
      @jordanhenderson3812 2 роки тому

      I waited an hour and got it free. I don't try to support the elites

    • @daviddavis1322
      @daviddavis1322 2 роки тому +5

      Ben "Shitshow" Avery

    • @j.a.2328
      @j.a.2328 2 роки тому +1

      Amen.

  • @beleden1215
    @beleden1215 2 роки тому +53

    I just figured out why I like Tim Dillon. He says all the shit they say we can't say anymore while making light of the world burning in front of us.

    • @daizukkesnabela
      @daizukkesnabela 2 роки тому +2

      Exactly! 🔥🔥

    • @Gh0stdawg70
      @Gh0stdawg70 2 роки тому +5

      Say it brother don’t let them win, ruin family gatherings and holidays by saying trump was too liberal, say we need someone with some real balls like a Duarte type fella

    • @alexbrint3798
      @alexbrint3798 2 роки тому

      welcome

    • @DTTWOPP
      @DTTWOPP 2 роки тому +3

      KEEP UPPPP the fact that u are now figuring this out disgusts us all, and quite frankly wed like you to leave

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 2 роки тому +1

      He wishes us well while making a few hundred thousand dollars per month.

  • @Ionization2020
    @Ionization2020 2 роки тому +281

    The rainbow hoodie means we are only a few months away from Tim coming out of the closet.

    • @se5080
      @se5080 2 роки тому +44

      As a straight man

    • @jjgator205
      @jjgator205 2 роки тому +17

      Tim is non binary.

    • @incredulousd9408
      @incredulousd9408 2 роки тому

      @@jjgator205 your mom is non binary

    • @daddydubs7670
      @daddydubs7670 2 роки тому +8

      Tim isn’t gay. He’s a god.

    • @lilith3953
      @lilith3953 2 роки тому

      OMG. Don't tell me Tim is really a woman trapped in the body of a gay man who didn't notice that he was a woman, because having a d$@k somehow fooled him?

  • @daniellaurent11
    @daniellaurent11 2 роки тому +4

    I love how the sirens get closer and closer when they talk about "Livability" !

  • @VRYRONG
    @VRYRONG 2 роки тому +165

    Netflix Tuesday, Patreon Wednesday, YMH Thursday, JRE Friday, and now this? The Pig has fed us well this week lads... Ben, try to keep up please

    • @jerryjimenez1670
      @jerryjimenez1670 2 роки тому

      And the special!

    • @hubrisnxs2013
      @hubrisnxs2013 2 роки тому +3

      @@jerryjimenez1670 he did say Netflix Tues but love the enthusiasm.
      Such an epic run for the pig

    • @WhatsUpFella
      @WhatsUpFella 2 роки тому +1

      I think he’s having Louie on soon too

    • @nativekydgaming1644
      @nativekydgaming1644 2 роки тому +1

      I can’t find the YMH episode

    • @WhatsUpFella
      @WhatsUpFella 2 роки тому +2

      @@nativekydgaming1644 it’s not out yet

  • @MuadDab
    @MuadDab 2 роки тому +38

    It’s truly amazing how Ben can take money baths in his Tesla and continue to gaze at Tim with starry ‘Make A Wish Kid’ eyes whilst knowing absolutely nothing about anything. Incredible feat.

  • @โทมัสโนเฮล
    @โทมัสโนเฮล 2 роки тому +38

    At least Ben stopped drinking for long enough to supervise the direction of the cameras.

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 2 роки тому +12

    when Tim and Ben go matching pullovers you know it's been a rough week

  • @zacharzani6497
    @zacharzani6497 2 роки тому +7

    Thank you for bringing awareness to important stories. This world is nuts

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 2 роки тому +180

    I love that Tim's fanbase is the largest gathering of misanthropes on the planet outside of the world economic forum.

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 2 роки тому

      Money is inherently gay, so yes

    • @tomwilson5721
      @tomwilson5721 2 роки тому +6

      Nobody would have thought that the man to bring us together would be a big gay man..

    • @LRGDuran
      @LRGDuran 8 місяців тому +1

      I just like to listen to him while i do coke.

  • @jimferriter8813
    @jimferriter8813 2 роки тому +24

    Dillon’s adverts are the best. He puts negative effort im

    • @AVERYochang
      @AVERYochang 2 роки тому +1

      It wasn’t always like that

  • @poisonPpaully
    @poisonPpaully 2 роки тому +29

    All jokes aside Tim’s correct those judges that sentenced these kids to kiddy prison for minor infractions should hung in the town square

  • @jackedwin9538
    @jackedwin9538 2 роки тому +64

    Tim I dig you bringing up 9/11 on rogan every time. Going to the pentagon is the right direction. But ya fucked up. Ya gotta point out how impossible of a maneuver that was for an amateur pilot. It’s the smoking gun to Joe’s skeptical takes. Please bring this up next time.

    • @sa.8208
      @sa.8208 2 роки тому +9

      i mean joe kinda hit it on point with it being a missile coming in from a much higher angle... a plane would come more into that kinda maneuver
      nothing is impossible / im gay

    • @jackedwin9538
      @jackedwin9538 2 роки тому +21

      Anyone who thinks a first time pilot of a 747 who could barely handle a single engine Cessna the week before is capable of that was hit on the head and force fed paint chips

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 2 роки тому +9

      @@sa.8208 From what I remember the hijackers trained on how to fly the plane in flight simulators so it seems not unlikely that the best pilot would have been on the Pentagon plane and he basically landed at full speed. There was a joke about how they weren't very good students because the always crashed the plane in the simulator but who's to say they were ever trying to land successfully. My question was always the lack of additional footage from the crash. I don't get why there is just the one crappy video available when it seems like there have to be more. Unless...

    • @se5080
      @se5080 2 роки тому +11

      That roll was fucking wild. Never knew he got so wild with that shit before I watched that doc. Not saying it was a drone but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was. Tim is right about one thing we will all die with questions about that day we will never receive satisfactory answers to. 🥲

    • @jackedwin9538
      @jackedwin9538 2 роки тому

      Never been replicated first try
      On a simulator and it wasn’t a joke those guys were shit pilots. But out maneuvered NORAD for ours and destroyed our top military base in a plane they never flown dropping absolutely perfectly to slam into the building right in the middle. No videos. Suck it globalists

  • @Malice_OW
    @Malice_OW 2 роки тому +4

    This felt like one of his older episodes and I'm always here for more, yes or yes?

  • @TonyBBQ
    @TonyBBQ 2 роки тому +17

    Tim Dillon is like the podcast scene equivalent of the Comedian from the watchmen. I always think he's going to break the sarcasm character but never does.

    • @sir0nion
      @sir0nion 2 роки тому +5

      Tim is like Ozymandias I think he's gonna break the gay character, but he never does.

    • @chasemcdaniel3620
      @chasemcdaniel3620 Рік тому

      Well he clearly isn't a full blown left wing shill.
      So he is holding that back. He's joking around but seems pretty right wing.
      Or he's a lunatic who truly thinks it's funny too lie in all aspects of life.
      I truly feel like he's 90% real...but adding a layer of jokes on top.
      I personally have some racist ass family members. But they're family.
      Tim has talked about similar issues.
      The only option is to joke about it. Different people and different experiences.

  • @JeniOnly
    @JeniOnly 2 роки тому +15

    We’re so proud of you Tim! 💞

  • @martincortez1
    @martincortez1 2 роки тому +83

    You know it’s fake business when joe says “I like your new stuff” while promoting your old special

  • @Jenny_from_the_Crockpot
    @Jenny_from_the_Crockpot 2 роки тому +29

    Tim must be in a pinch for cash. I hear was going to appear on an episode of Pawn Starts but 'lost his cool' when they gave a lowball appraisal for the Louis Vuitton shades.

  • @dentonvisual
    @dentonvisual 2 роки тому +141

    I loved every part about this show, except for whenever that “Ben” thing would make noises 🤢🧌

    • @basedfemboi9401
      @basedfemboi9401 2 роки тому +5

      I want Ben

    • @Goofy_Toons
      @Goofy_Toons 2 роки тому +7

      @@basedfemboi9401nice try Ben

    • @dentonvisual
      @dentonvisual 2 роки тому +3

      ​​@@basedfemboi9401 you forgot to finish typing "to off himself"

  • @actc6077
    @actc6077 2 роки тому +2

    God bless you Tim. For being so cool, honest and funny... The man with the best rants..one love brother

  • @edoe5915
    @edoe5915 2 роки тому +21

    My son told me about his school having Easy Bake Ovens at their desks and that they were cooking Stars of David

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 роки тому +7

      I bet they couldn't cook all the stars they claimed to.

    • @brainiac1595
      @brainiac1595 2 роки тому +1

      Teach them early about cookie to oven ratios

    • @untenableposition
      @untenableposition 2 роки тому +5

      @@Rampart.X kid's claiming they baked 6 million cookies in 4 periods

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 роки тому +1

      There are a few fleeting moments in which the younger generation doesn't fill me with terror. This is one of them.

  • @oldgregg9074
    @oldgregg9074 2 роки тому +2

    That realtor interview is so underrated.
    "I was surprised they ranked LA livability down in the 10 or 12 range... The air is relatively clean... no traffics not too bad"
    *sirens blaring endlessly around him.

  • @tc7666
    @tc7666 2 роки тому +10

    The owner of Sheath underwear is a genius, applying POW torture techniques to underwear👀🤘🏼

  • @shkodnick
    @shkodnick 2 роки тому +2

    "can we just for a minute think of it from the judge's perspective... Kids are pieces of shit" 🤣 I almost spit out my drink lol

  • @EFV369
    @EFV369 2 роки тому +25

    The increasing sound of sirens while they're bullshittin' 🤣

  • @LeviNotik
    @LeviNotik 2 роки тому +10

    "How can we recreate settler colonialism after lunch?" LMFAO 😂😂😂

  • @ridelandino4201
    @ridelandino4201 2 роки тому +4

    Congrats to Ben, glad you finally did your job. Excellent work.

  • @johndelta00
    @johndelta00 2 роки тому +2

    I woke up feeling smarter, healthier, and more adept this morning thanks to this podcast.

  • @Thinknappythoughts
    @Thinknappythoughts 2 роки тому +58

    Ben…you’re great babes! Haters are gonna hate and you keep on being great!

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 роки тому +4

      Is that you again, Ben? How many sock puppet accounts do you have?

    • @TheMemoryPolice
      @TheMemoryPolice 2 роки тому +1

      Dude no one hates Ben. Its a running BIT started by Tim , where he verbally abuses Ben, his fans join in in the comment section.Everyone actually love Ben

    • @rehmsmeyer
      @rehmsmeyer 2 роки тому +9

      Ben is literally the only thing preventing this podcast from going to Spotify for $300,000,000.

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheMemoryPolice not me. I literally tried to kill him last week.

    • @TheMemoryPolice
      @TheMemoryPolice 2 роки тому +1

      @@Rampart.X - Tim is a Saint. Don't know how he puts up with him😅😅

  • @habs249
    @habs249 2 роки тому

    I like how comfy Tim is at the desk and mic. It's like they're part of him. Beautiful.

  • @FestiveDogs
    @FestiveDogs 2 роки тому +34

    The $85,000 sunglasses are off?! It's gonna be a good one folks 😎

  • @user-rv4tb4ui9p
    @user-rv4tb4ui9p 2 роки тому +78

    Protect Tim Dillion at all cost , only person letting the people know major cities are literally turning to Gotham..."in the background its the sounds of Hell"...

    • @gregs9210
      @gregs9210 2 роки тому +2

      by "only person" do you mean literally every single right wing commentator? lmao

    • @user-rv4tb4ui9p
      @user-rv4tb4ui9p 2 роки тому +4

      @@gregs9210😬fair point Haha ok dont kill me 🤣

    • @John-gg6op
      @John-gg6op 2 роки тому +3

      @@gregs9210 he’s the only one who does it within reason and calls out madness regardless if it’s on the right or the left (he’s been critical of trump, Desantis, Senator Ted Cruz, ect)

    • @Juck_The_Fews
      @Juck_The_Fews 2 роки тому

      @@John-gg6op exactly, its a refreshing voice in an otherwise partisan shill-dominated hellscape. Death to both sides, make America chill again.

    • @gregs9210
      @gregs9210 2 роки тому +1

      @@John-gg6op never said he didn't, just the notion that he's the only person relating the biggest cities in the country are burning down is nothing profound/new and kind of ridiculous

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa 2 роки тому +76

    Fun fact the school was also processing and then selling the cotton and not reimbursing the children for their work...

    • @willtaylo2934
      @willtaylo2934 2 роки тому +17

      That’s another Turkish delight

    • @zebuvardare7792
      @zebuvardare7792 2 роки тому +20

      Well duh. They were teaching slavery

    • @snappingturtlehiddentiger6571
      @snappingturtlehiddentiger6571 2 роки тому

      Also the black mother is just pretending it was traumatic because she wants to “get a bag” so she can buy herself tue good blonde straight weave and a butt lift to look like the white women she hates. The irony.

    • @VeMi1337
      @VeMi1337 2 роки тому +2

      Wholesome 😊

    • @fiveninecummins7768
      @fiveninecummins7768 2 роки тому +3

      I feel like they were a step away from using dogs on the kids..

  • @TDuBs97
    @TDuBs97 2 роки тому +29

    Heard Ghislaine helped fund your special tim, so proud!! Always love to see you beg for money from people more elite than you

  • @kentuckianaboy
    @kentuckianaboy 2 роки тому +10

    Cotton was only King in the Deep South. Virginia grew tobacco and the Carolinas were established as an extension of the rice and indigo plantations of the British colonies in Barbados and the Caribbean.

  • @ericbontheweb
    @ericbontheweb 2 роки тому +10

    Ben should be ashamed that he can't even look in Tim's direction as Tim is letting him know how proud his family is

    • @ashintheblunt3292
      @ashintheblunt3292 2 роки тому

      It’s despicable of him. He needs to start getting slapped and have a real good talk and Tim just edits the video and cuts it out so we know that he got what he deserves. Pathetic

  • @kidsister316
    @kidsister316 2 роки тому +13

    i know when i hear Tim uttering "Huh boy....." he's about to drop the knowledge
    congrats Timmy! glad you're finally getting your props! 😅😂🤣👏👏👏

  • @thegnosticalien
    @thegnosticalien 2 роки тому +1

    Tim’s rant on rogan is really something everyone needs to watch if they don’t wanna be suprised when everything gets fucked

  • @dentonvisual
    @dentonvisual 2 роки тому +112

    We need to start a Go Fund Me to get Tim some nice Ralph Lauren “IM WITH STUPID ->” shirts he can wear next to Ben on episodes like this. Who’s with me? 👊

  • @theonetruemorty4078
    @theonetruemorty4078 2 роки тому +7

    in the mid-80s, the nuns at my Catholic school decided that we needed to have a simulated experience of what it was like to be hostages/POWs taken by terrorists, complete with fake Middle Eastern dialects. I was made to do push-ups until I collapsed, among other things. Peak American education system.

  • @newbieweens3382
    @newbieweens3382 2 роки тому +6

    Thank You Ben for the Special snd The Merch!!! Don't Let The Rage Destroy You.

  • @e.starling141
    @e.starling141 2 роки тому

    There are very few ads I'll sit thru, but Tim's is one of them. Great stuff.

  • @Bigpunz67
    @Bigpunz67 2 роки тому +18

    When I woke up and there was no Sunday service this morning I tweeted racial slurs at Ben Avery

    • @mcnally211
      @mcnally211 2 роки тому +3

      Well done Sir 🤝🍻🍀

    • @dgh6g33gf
      @dgh6g33gf 2 роки тому

      Thank you friend

  • @rivervac
    @rivervac 2 роки тому +1

    Tim is the perfect comic genius. A bit rough around the edges but with the ability to articulate dialogue into hilarity.

  • @bigjake1300
    @bigjake1300 2 роки тому +20

    Jus cause you did Jre doesn’t mean you can skip an episode .. get to work

    • @smokesesh5648
      @smokesesh5648 2 роки тому

      Ben's wife is probably having an abortion. Flush it and get back to work.

  • @matlenaghan7488
    @matlenaghan7488 2 роки тому +80

    The bit they left out of the cotton story which is the funniest part, the daughter actually enjoyed picking cotton and so did all the other kids, the mother in the story took that as the school making out slavery was fun, that's how it all kicked off originally, now its been changed to the mother being outraged that her daughter had the option to pick cotton, but the fact is they set up something to show children how bad slavery was and they literally loved doing it Hahahaha.

    • @alaric3056
      @alaric3056 2 роки тому +26

      Life in the big city!

    • @gwildordipkin6504
      @gwildordipkin6504 2 роки тому

      "Woke" folk have become the new racists. Like when someone joked Michelle Obama should pose for national geographic (because of the black women topless) and some Liberal said "how dare you compare her to an ape!?" when it was never the intent of the original joke. Now who's woke? Road to hell is paved with good intentions dummies.

    • @terpybuds6372
      @terpybuds6372 2 роки тому +16

      Comedy. It writes itself. Life is a fun kind of hell ain’t it

    • @lawyer4thepeople298
      @lawyer4thepeople298 2 роки тому +4

      Thanks. Makes total sense now.

    • @dopeinfertility
      @dopeinfertility 2 роки тому +2

      Regardless, blatant billigerance . Almost like its all set up especially with the the child prison shiz.....what are we all doing? What the fuck is going on? Everyone talked so loudly, now that it's all coming out, no one's doing anything. Why are we not bucking? Buck up!

  • @beleden1215
    @beleden1215 2 роки тому +16

    Why so much hate for Ben? His laughter in the show made it better, and Tim picking on him is gold!

    • @nb-eq6rw
      @nb-eq6rw 2 роки тому +20

      It's a joke

    • @MrRanch-fc2pe
      @MrRanch-fc2pe 2 роки тому +13

      It’s a joke that started a year or so ago in the comment section lol it’s Long time Tim Dillon fans.

    • @Goofy_Toons
      @Goofy_Toons 2 роки тому +5

      I don't hear laughter, but the dark screams of Satan.

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal 2 роки тому +8

      Ben Slavery

    • @KristopherBaker
      @KristopherBaker 2 роки тому

      i don't get how anybody is on the side of this baby eater. maybe cuz you're a baby eater too?

  • @ggemmy1473
    @ggemmy1473 2 роки тому +18

    if tim interviews andrew tate, or either of the tate brothers, i think it would break the internet

  • @mall7202
    @mall7202 2 роки тому +12

    the realtors talking over sirens wailing in the background, holy shit haha...couldn't be more on brand for Tim

  • @shmegma4371
    @shmegma4371 2 роки тому +15

    Netflix has only hidden 2 things from me. Tim dillons special….and cuties

  • @BPH55
    @BPH55 2 роки тому +4

    I’d like to give a special thanks to Tim Dillon for this podcast.

  • @lebron23freak1
    @lebron23freak1 2 роки тому

    Loved the special man. Thank you and Ben for always making my day with the podcast. Makes my life feel a little more interesting and less stressful.

  • @mikeb2877
    @mikeb2877 2 роки тому +37

    At what point does Tim take legal action against his producer?

    • @mcnally211
      @mcnally211 2 роки тому +6

      Legal means? ...oh we are far from that point. Only violence can solve that issue.
      But a nuringberg style trial would be hilarious, now that i ponder youre statement further & assuming that the death penalty is on the table ill back this comment....but Tim has to be the prosecutor.
      ( seriously that would be hilarious to have Tim question Ben in a court room about his soul motive of destroying Tims empire) 😜👍🤝🍻

  • @CyFed_Republic_of_Kaltovar
    @CyFed_Republic_of_Kaltovar 2 роки тому +4

    28:30 "These guys should be executed" is our official state policy regarding these people. So happy to see Tim shares our sense of justice here at the CFRK.

  • @Mike_S707
    @Mike_S707 2 роки тому +4

    Tim has some genuine millennial-on-UA-cam moments and that's important.

  • @TheJulesfoote
    @TheJulesfoote 2 роки тому +2

    This is the only podcast where I listen to the ads. Tim is the best ad salesman I've ever heard. If he had a fake business, I'd invest. Everything. Including my soul. Thank you Tim. Ps. Make sure you fire Ben. And hire the red hot chilli peppers.

  • @dmcresins
    @dmcresins 2 роки тому +3

    Most hilarious, truthful comedian on the planet right now bar none. Someone with hair on their balls. Thank fuck. Love and peas from Ireland.

  • @jaredhoward7252
    @jaredhoward7252 2 роки тому

    Really like your intro and your voice is nice to hear.Alot of times I listen to podcasts to relax and even sleep.

  • @godsglizzy2232
    @godsglizzy2232 2 роки тому +5

    The year is 2030. Homelessness is no longer a thing thanks to the brilliant ideas of Timothy (Karate Kink) Dillon.

    • @beleden1215
      @beleden1215 2 роки тому

      Just let them live in the empty malls...

  • @njongomato
    @njongomato 2 роки тому

    This is the only podcast where I never skip the ad reads! Absolutely hilarious!

  • @JD_50
    @JD_50 2 роки тому +11

    I’ve started to notice the lower Tim slouches in his chair the tighter the material is

  • @trentjung8035
    @trentjung8035 2 роки тому +2

    That’s actually a good point about being able to respond to allegations of why you are banned on major social media platforms. At the very least people should be able to post a response only that people can judge for themselves whether the person deserves the punishment or not

  • @zacharyyoung8304
    @zacharyyoung8304 2 роки тому +2

    Another shoutout to Ben for pointing the camera at the stage

  • @devine1rno
    @devine1rno 2 роки тому +1

    You are my only News source from now on!

  • @janesmith1008
    @janesmith1008 2 роки тому +5

    Tim's podcast stuff is funnier and has better flow and confidence than his stand up routine for some reason.

    • @guyfawkes8384
      @guyfawkes8384 2 роки тому +3

      Not just him. Chris D'Elia, Joe Rogan, and many other comics whose specials are painful to endure.

    • @badnewsjp
      @badnewsjp 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah I was surprised he seemed kinda nervous in the special

  • @powellwoody
    @powellwoody 2 роки тому +2

    Loved the special! Great job, Ben!!

  • @dbradley9078
    @dbradley9078 2 роки тому +10

    Everybody shitting on Ben.... Ben's a good guy. If I saw him in person I'd say "Ben Avery!? I didn't know that stacked shit that high!" which I only say to true friends.

  • @EnockAlex
    @EnockAlex 2 роки тому +2

    11:45 min Quando Rondo shooting lol ... I love you got the next day issues

  • @FelipeBRARSPF
    @FelipeBRARSPF 2 роки тому +3

    Hey Ben love the special! Keep the great work!

  • @adkads27
    @adkads27 2 роки тому +1

    Your Sheath Underwear promotion really inspired me. I could totally tell you were into it.

  • @jrhwood_
    @jrhwood_ 2 роки тому +3

    Great appearance on Joe Rogan, loved the Special, keep up the momentum! ❤(Love you too Ben!!!)

  • @namelesswalaby
    @namelesswalaby 2 роки тому +2

    Tim's voice is so relaxing to sleep to

  • @NashTV8
    @NashTV8 2 роки тому +4

    53:27 for Tim on Andrew Tate

  • @woozles1988
    @woozles1988 2 роки тому +2

    When the real estate ghouls are talking and the sirens are going in the background Tim looks like a little boy on Christmas morning that just unwrapped a puppy that grants wishes.

  • @pokemon_420
    @pokemon_420 2 роки тому +15

    Tim will do it.
    Tim will get your channel banned so he doesnt have to do paid ads in a depreciated value

  • @frittataficionado
    @frittataficionado 2 роки тому +1

    My English teacher in 8th grade wanted to teach us about the Holocaust. She wrote numbers on our wrists in sharpie, stapled a felt Star of David on our shirts, wore a paper sash that said "SS" and screamed at us for an hour while we read Elie Wiesel.

  • @Aeye424
    @Aeye424 2 роки тому +11

    Congrats Tim me and the family really enjoyed it.

  • @l.8267
    @l.8267 2 роки тому +1

    The ads on that website 😂 “make your gay job your day job” I’m deaddd lol

  • @rafaelrondon8567
    @rafaelrondon8567 2 роки тому +5

    Replace Ben with a Tickle Me Elmo

  • @if5566
    @if5566 2 роки тому +1

    I will say it one more time, with all of the love in my heart for these dudes...Ben is the Salacious B. Crumb to Tim's Jabba.

  • @rivervac
    @rivervac 2 роки тому +5

    I have no idea how these two hooked up. Ben seems like the kind of guy that should be playing cornhole and guzzling Bud Lights with the inlaws on the weekends.

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 2 роки тому

      No, he gets cornholed by his inlaws while guzzling something else. Big difference.

  • @Richard.Atkinson
    @Richard.Atkinson 2 роки тому +1

    This is the only kind of comedy that makes any sense in 2022.

  • @brandonaguirre6191
    @brandonaguirre6191 2 роки тому +25

    I know this is a joke, but martial arts for the homeless is literally the best idea I’ve heard so far! You know… teach them some discipline! They lack discipline!
    Seriously… The best idea I have heard. You know besides decriminalizing drugs, banning camping, more shelters/affordable housing and do you know giving them all phones to call better help.

    • @HolyAquaaa
      @HolyAquaaa 2 роки тому +7

      Giving people who have nothing to lose and additions the ability to fight😂

    • @incredulousd9408
      @incredulousd9408 2 роки тому +6

      Bum fights has been tried and went exactly as you imagined it would.

    • @matthewmaguire71
      @matthewmaguire71 2 роки тому +5

      They a rack a dispreen!

    • @beleden1215
      @beleden1215 2 роки тому

      I think Seattle has the right idea (sarcasm). Let the homeless smoke crack (which I have seen several times now) and just let them roam the streets like zombies. At least the homeless in Atl were only smearing shit and taking shits on the sidewalks...

    • @Rampart.X
      @Rampart.X 2 роки тому

      How about cotton picking camps for the homeless - teach them a useful skill.

  • @nickysantoro9194
    @nickysantoro9194 2 роки тому

    That was one of the most quality special I saw on Netflix for a long long time tim. I'm a big fan but honestly it was another great performance buddy.