@CankerousBooch Arís I'm not, but it's cool that we can enjoy the same shit. I like a bunch of folks who are right-leaning. People who are radical on both sides don't like Joe, but I think reasonable people understand him. We need to get back to that place in our country.
Nah he's the plumber that puts his lunch in your fridge while he fixes your sink, then uses your microwave to heat it up and looks down on you for not having a toaster oven. Mind you, he does all this with out asking. And it definitely won't be a ham sandwich, what you think he is some type of pig like you.
I thought he was so unfunny. I watched Jimmy Dore on Rogan when Joe showed a video clip of Tim and Jimmy looked like he was gonna die on the spot. I didn´t get it. Why was Jimmy almost in cardiac arrest...????? This Tim Dillon is not funny, I thought. I gave Tim´s podcast a try to see what I might be missing. Now I get into wheezing fits too!!!
@@frankvelazqiez2961 word hard to make it your biz to be genuine knowing that's your bread and butter then being tempted into not being genuine every day im sure. To me it seems like he deserves major compliments
*That.* Yes. That nails Tim Dillon. His mode of opinion articulation is like a rare, ancient, art form. I usually don't even factor-in whether or not I disagree; I'm just.. listening to ye olde TD perspective. He could DM an elderly looking 16 year old and-.. still can't imagine ever not loving the living shit out of the guy. Dude's got tier level "brother" wiggle room; he's always a jedi to me.
Lmao I’ve always thought this and listening to his podcast yelling “put her in jail!!” I had a thought that it would be amazing if Tim Dillon played Alex Jones in a comedy Biopic.
Glad Tim is giving Joe a boost by appearing on his podcast. It's nice to see a Goliath like him giving the up and comers like Rogan support rather than being competitive.
@@evanboyer5928 it's weird that Rogan keeps asking but Tim is a charitable guy and it's not like he's struggling financially so he's probably happy to pay for Joe's new house in Texas.
I love the way Tim effortlessly switches between actual social commentary and expert-level trolling all in perfect deadpan. The bit about heroin needles actually being secret covid vaccines ruled.
I love when Jamie laughs. He doesn't have to chime in or give reactions, so it always seems like his laughs slip out and catch him off guard. Like when you laugh at your friend making faces in class, and the teacher says "is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us, young Jamie?".😂
Tim definitely needs to head to the Rogan compound. He needs to be a monthly guest. He's quick-witted and brilliantly funny. The world's current climate needs Tim more than ever.
I’ve never heard of this guy before but I like him, he’s hilarious. Very quick-witted and incisive with the jokes and it doesn’t feel forced or planned at all, it seems like he’s just a naturally funny dude.
When Tim was talking about his grandma... it’s quite literally the exact same situation with me 😂 My granny is 98 years old, got Covid right in the beginning, never got sick. She has diabetes yet eats whatever she wants 😂
@Generic Talk You got me😇 I'm an odd type of baked and I may be answering all of those very specific robo-comments with Joe Rogan superimposed into whatever show or movie I can think of....
Why? He's 100% a puppet. He walks around regurgitating the nightly news like he's actually informed. LoL He at no risk by going with the establishment and saying orange man bad.
DETAILED SUMMARY (timestamps) with quotes: 0:04 Tim is always suspected of being infected with the coronavirus (Tim: "They look at me and they go 'get him, get him") 3:14 On everyone wanting to be relevant (and going from actor to activist) 7:08 Discussing conspiracies. Also a mention of 4chan (Joe: "4chan is the best place in the world for trolls") 14:02 Talking about Trump (including Scott Adams' take on Trump) and politics 18:37 Discussing covid-19 and the immune system (Joe: "Germaphobes are f...ed) 28:55 Talking about rioters and protests 39:59 Tim jokes about his mother and covid-19, and Joe laughs out loud 41:33 Joe "Michael Yo got a really bad case of the coronavirus" Rogan 55:29 What Joe will miss about LA and what he won't miss at all (Joe: "I'm missing the Los Angeles that I don't think exists right now") 1:01:12 Discussing the US presidential election and voting (Joe: "I have intense anxiety about the election") 1:03:41 Names you shouldn't give to your children, including Karen and Adolf. (Tim on the name Adolf: "Not a good guy, great name") 1:18:10 Discussing milk, including raw milk and almond milk (Joe: "It's nonsense") 1:25:02 Joe's thoughts about how covid-19 will influence his comedy (Joe: "I have a lot of bits that I know are just murdering") 1:25:55 Coping with covid-19, and why it's spreading so fast in Los Angeles 1:34:52 Tim's thoughts about designer clothes (Tim: "You can't ever spill anything on it ever") 1:41:53 Discussing the beginning of stand-up (Tim: "It's all very recent") 1:46:30 Covid-19 and its influence om stand-up comedy 1:53:16 Guns and militias 1:56:55 Discussing Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, and watching a video of Biden 2:01:33 Talking about Trump (including his recent tweet about Bill Maher). 2:08:10 On teachers and Zoom (Tim: "Abolish teachers. Defund and abolish") Note: I make summaries of every episode on the Joe Rogan sub on Reddit:) I also publish them on my website: lifeinstructions.net/joerogan/
@@tommygarcia7872 Its not a brendan Schaub moment. Tim finds wars and death funny, he does like a blackpilled comedy. Its very nihilist, thats the joke. He finds the death of the world funny, as he's a comedian. Big whoosh on your part lol
As someone in the UK, the BBC flat out said that if someone dies and is tested for COVID, if they had COVID, then its reported on the death certificate and included in the "daily death toll" they used to run. It was so conflated, especially when everyone I met didn't know anyone on a ventilator - not to say that anyone wasn't, but the numbers just didn't add up - especially if I live in the region (10 mins from the hospital) where the first repatriated citizens of the UK, from Wuhan, were quarantined.
@@ch1cky_br1ky27 Just his personality is so unique. I can imagine his eccentric explanation and be like, "but yeah that dude totally shot him in the head".
I don't think Trump was race baiting. If you insult a person BECAUSE of thier race, that's race baiting. If you insult someone for any other reason, and they happen to be black, that's just an insult
Yes it’s so interesting listening to them knowing what went down. And the fact that we’re still dealing with it 3 years later when we all thought it would be over in a couple of months.
I love when Tim Dillon is on, you can tell how much fun Joe is having during this interview. These are the conversations we’re all having with our buddies over some beers. I love it.
"Eternal vigilance is the price of democracy" -Thomas Jefferson "We have a republic, if you can keep it" -Ben Franklin "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"- Martin Luther King Jr. "I dont care" - Tim Dillion
"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong"- H. L. Mencken It's my favorite, the Zen anti-quote. Also "The price of eternal warfare is existence" -Coil
He might could sit back on the 50 laying suppression, but imma need Jocko, Tim Kennedy, and Andy Stumpf rushing the gates... I'll rush it with em, they'll probably beat me to it but I'll come for ya homie
Rapportus5 Great comment! I am now confronting mask-devotees as they dine in the Gulag containment systems in the gutters. My first two wild confrontation vids are on my channel. 😂🤣
Should have moved to Alaska. Literally nothing has changed here cuz no one does anything except make sure they're ready for winter and then stay inside for winter
Tim is obviously a lot more well read than I previously assumed. Dude is pretty smart, on top of being so naturally funny. Never a dull moment this whole episode
@@YoungSantasGroupie This loud coke addict that sold sub-prime mortgages in 2008 to screw people over is next to Norm fuckin McDonald in your book? That’s crazy
One of the best regulars on the podcast although almost all of the regulars(repeaters) are! Joey is number 1 and Tim is 2 for comedy and JP is 3rd for just a great podcast and learning a thing or two about about your self
Agree he's my favorite. He's honest and funny and animated in a Chris Farley sorta way. I've never sat down for three hours to watch rogan until tonight when I watched him interview Alex Jones & Tim Dillion. Alex did most of the talking of course, but it was great.
Joe: "were sucking the life out of oceans in record numbers" Tim: "im gonna eat what I want, let those tiktok kids figure out how to get more salmon" 🤣🤣🤣
@@brittanym2080 The best is clearly when Joe was visiting his wife in LA on Xmas eve and ended up thwarting a whole terrorist situation at her work with the help of Carl Winslow.
That's not how quotation marks work. You don't put quotation marks around something that you paraphrased. I hope it's obvious why you shouldn't do that.
"They lit a guy on fire and used him as a battering ram to get into Macies."
Brilliant.
Macy's*
J.R.R Tolkien May sees*
@@The_Primary_Axiom Mae Seize
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It's Maize
This dude is the funniest guy and he’s not even trying 😂
He's a legend in the making, as long as he doesn't pull a Farley
Maybe just a little to get to a healthier weight
haha bruh fr 😂😂😂😂 this dude litty 🔥🔥🔥 on a Stack 💸💸💸 no cap 👲
Can't beat Joey Diaz!
he definitely is trying lol he for sure preps for the show, idgaf though. he’s so damn funny 😂
Like if tim is funnier than most comedians joe has on
Pretty much everyone except Theo
Tim and Joey definitely my favorites. Both always got me cracking up
Not exactly in White or Jeselnik's class. He's not bad though.
He’s so funny
Tim Dillon, Mark Normand, Theo von. Top 3.
Tim Dillions filterless attitude towards the chaos and the epedemical issues is truly a fresh breath of air. I needed this.
He still capitulates to the radical leftist ideology
@@randomdude189 and what would that ideology be or consist of ?
@@jeromes6938 random dude is talking Timmy's position on guns I guess but meeeh listen to his podcast and you'd know really
@CankerousBooch Arís I'm not, but it's cool that we can enjoy the same shit. I like a bunch of folks who are right-leaning. People who are radical on both sides don't like Joe, but I think reasonable people understand him. We need to get back to that place in our country.
@PED GSP this is your tax dollars, which fund stafford loans under the federal family education loan program (FFELP), hard at work.
Tim Dillon has quickly become one of the best JRE guest.
THE best
Definitely my favorite science-related guest that has been on lately
Agreed
Kevin Dube science related? He's a comedian
calebstapelmann yeah he’s joking silly goose
Tim Dillon looks like a plumber that might sneak in your fridge and grab a ham sandwich.
Nah he'd do it unapologetically
That was funny. You should write on BoJack Horseman
Nah he's the plumber that puts his lunch in your fridge while he fixes your sink, then uses your microwave to heat it up and looks down on you for not having a toaster oven. Mind you, he does all this with out asking. And it definitely won't be a ham sandwich, what you think he is some type of pig like you.
I’m pretty sure he’s going right for the ice cream.
Sometimes I glue my thumbs to my chest and pretend I'm a t-rex.
I like that Tim gets on and talks about stuff that no one else will. He says the quiet part out loud.
And when the jokes don’t go over his bald head they have some great moments
You can totally see why every comedian loves this guy. He seems so fun to hang out with.
I thought he was so unfunny. I watched Jimmy Dore on Rogan when Joe showed a video clip of Tim and Jimmy looked like he was gonna die on the spot. I didn´t get it. Why was Jimmy almost in cardiac arrest...????? This Tim Dillon is not funny, I thought. I gave Tim´s podcast a try to see what I might be missing. Now I get into wheezing fits too!!!
@@daysjours you live and you learn. Congrats for bettering yourself.
Never assume that. Maybe he is a private person.
@@frankvelazqiez2961 word hard to make it your biz to be genuine knowing that's your bread and butter then being tempted into not being genuine every day im sure. To me it seems like he deserves major compliments
@@klada000 damn bro …I don’t think he needed a motivational speech lol he was just giving a opinion geezus,
Everyone gotta be Tony Robbins?
Tim doesn’t talk with a filter so his presence is always like that of a friend. Good guest
*That.* Yes. That nails Tim Dillon.
His mode of opinion articulation is like a rare, ancient, art form. I usually don't even factor-in whether or not I disagree; I'm just.. listening to ye olde TD perspective. He could DM an elderly looking 16 year old and-.. still can't imagine ever not loving the living shit out of the guy. Dude's got tier level "brother" wiggle room; he's always a jedi to me.
@@sgfdgdfg3434 preach!!
@@kasiecastleberry tim would hate your purple praise
He’s probably my favorite comedian because I relate the most to him, a gay man who you can’t even tell until he tells you.
@@boylibrary3533 until he submits you to reason
“Ah I wish him well * tees off*” - Tim Dillon
That was the greatest bit in the episode
"As ends go this one is not that bad" had me tearing up a little, for both humor and tragedy reasons. Great line Tim.
Tim Dillon at times sounds like a grounded Alex Jones.
@@arielshummer3822 The best was when Joe Rogan coached the first Olympic Jamaican bobsled team.
@@arielshummer3822 GTFO Bot
“Hundred percent”
Lmao I’ve always thought this and listening to his podcast yelling “put her in jail!!” I had a thought that it would be amazing if Tim Dillon played Alex Jones in a comedy Biopic.
I'd watch an Alex Jones biopic with this man playing him
Glad Tim is giving Joe a boost by appearing on his podcast. It's nice to see a Goliath like him giving the up and comers like Rogan support rather than being competitive.
I thought the dynamic would be weird since Joe keeps asking Tim for financial help but I'm glad they didn't mention that on the show.
@@evanboyer5928 it's weird that Rogan keeps asking but Tim is a charitable guy and it's not like he's struggling financially so he's probably happy to pay for Joe's new house in Texas.
Just started my channel where I take trucks into the mountains of Canada and break em. I just wanna make people laugh.
Never even heard of Tim Dillion
I mean, he already won the LA podcast war, so...
I love the way Tim effortlessly switches between actual social commentary and expert-level trolling all in perfect deadpan. The bit about heroin needles actually being secret covid vaccines ruled.
Exactly, it’s like his own art form. Beautiful
I feel like he is one of the funniest comics alive. Give it a few years
This has to be the best Joe Rogan video ever!! 🔥 🔥 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
Yes.. I never heard of him, and he was one of the more entertaining guests
@@wjkrug you think. Not feel.
Tim is absolutely the best guest on the podcast.
"I'm very amused"
"It's very funny"
".. but I'm also terrified"
"We're gonna die"
😂😂
TIMESTAMP PLES
@@juanme555 5:46👌
The true duality of man😂
@@attackattack290 Indeed 😂
i had to pause to laugh
joe" i want to end this on a happy note"
tim dillon " we need a war with china "
lmfao
Bruh, fr 😭 😂
@Andrew McLaughlin seems like joe didnt also get it.
@@kilalawak70 Joe never does.
Tim Dillon is the perfect comedian for our time
Haven't heard young Jamie laugh this much in a podcast... Tim is such a killer
He's fantastically funny
@MSS and hilarious, don't forget that part.
I love when Jamie laughs. He doesn't have to chime in or give reactions, so it always seems like his laughs slip out and catch him off guard. Like when you laugh at your friend making faces in class, and the teacher says "is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us, young Jamie?".😂
One of my favorite things is hearing him crack up in the background.
Tim Dillon looks like my elementary school Cafeteria lady.
Lmfaoooooo 😂 omfg I laughed so hard reading this comment! 👏🏼 Bravo!
Leave Chris Farley alone
They're extra sloppy today
@@elandashing1814 ahahahahaha
I don't want to hear about your first crush!
Tim Dillon is if Alex Jones drank the water that is making the frogs gay.
I was just gonna say every now and then he sounds like a camp Alex Jones 😂 beat me to it lol
Alex was talking about Atrazine, it interferes with the hormonal activity of animals and humans at extremely low doses.
@@goodvibe3373 It's really not
Was looking for a comment and found it
@@calbow2758 you know he was on jones' show? It was great.
I haven’t laughed as hard in a while as when Tim talked about his mom in the nursing home
Rip Tim mom may😢she rest in power
Tim definitely needs to head to the Rogan compound. He needs to be a monthly guest. He's quick-witted and brilliantly funny. The world's current climate needs Tim more than ever.
This is the craziest JRE ever!!
🔥 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
Isn't Joey Diaz...already the white Joey Diaz? Lmao
For sure, I didn’t even know who he was before this. And I thought he was a great guest.
@@couchgrouches7667 pretty sure hes Cuban. just has light skin
Darrin Tucker I truly agree made my day. Don't care about his politics, when he's damn funny.
Dillon is the most politically involved non-political guy.
The 'big-brained centrist' takes are tiresome.
What about Schultz?
@@louduva9849 the dim-witted brained right and left wing nuts are also tiresome.
@@louduva9849 lol ur cute
@@traduccionestrascendentes2771 love shultz
I’ve never heard of this guy before but I like him, he’s hilarious. Very quick-witted and incisive with the jokes and it doesn’t feel forced or planned at all, it seems like he’s just a naturally funny dude.
it's a vibe!
Same here.🇬🇧👍🏻
aussiemika1 I certainly will
He's naturally funny but he talks over Joe in every sentence I can't stand it
Yeah, they're both riffing. (Which somehow is more true than B.S.-ing).
When Tim was talking about his grandma... it’s quite literally the exact same situation with me 😂 My granny is 98 years old, got Covid right in the beginning, never got sick. She has diabetes yet eats whatever she wants 😂
She stays away from doctors and hospitals and doesn't take pills, right?
Tim Dillion looks like the only man that has a table reserved at Buffalo Wild Wings, he’s amazing 🤣
This has to be the craziest Joe Rogan video
🔥 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
Damn that is 100% accurate!
Buffalo wild wings is legit good to watch ufc instead of paying uncle Dana 100 dollars... Spend that on wings and tecate baby
@@wcw7813 The craziest was when Joe was assimilated into the Borg and then forced to lead the assault on Wolf 359 resulting in 11,000 deaths.
@Generic Talk You got me😇
I'm an odd type of baked and I may be answering all of those very specific robo-comments with Joe Rogan superimposed into whatever show or movie I can think of....
Tim Dillion show is quickly become the show I look forward to the most every week.
This has to be the best JRE clip ever! ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
These two need a weekly podcast. The chemistry is off the charts. Both can call each other out, have a laugh, talk shit. Incredible.
People we need to make this happen!!! These two could make a podcast that is way bigger than JRE
Some comedians are boring when they come on the show frequently...Tim Dillon is the opposite for sure
Definitely among the best of Joe’s guests.
Joe must have read the comments on his last tim dillon podcast ...
Tim Dillon the straightest gay man alive.
Not quite. If you could tell with your eyes closed it's somewhat obvious.
Gay
He gives me Chris Farley flashbacks..
Couldn't have guessed he's gay.
No fucking kidding man! He's straighter than me and I go both ways
They both can cut each other off in the most non-offending way. Almost like they’re both one consciousness.
perfect explanation
Vinny Terpaco Thank you
They are.
Yo your comment blew my mind mam
Muhsin Khalif 🤓 thanks
The guy is funnier than Kevin Hart.
My pet goldfish is funnier than Kevin Hart
So am I. So are you.
Hevin Kart isnt funny.
My bed sheets are funnier than k. Hart
Kevin hart is cringe comedy
This shit was a blast. I had no idea Tim Dillon was this straight spitfire with the comedy. Very impressive.
Just curious, what is it that you thought Tim did?
“She wears a weird militant lesbian uniform” lmao
We must protect Tim at all costs.
Are You a nutritionist by chance?
Why? He's 100% a puppet. He walks around regurgitating the nightly news like he's actually informed. LoL He at no risk by going with the establishment and saying orange man bad.
@@lukehelleksen68 Tim is the opposite of a puppet, lol...
@@lukehelleksen68 you sound dumb. I don't always agree with him but he's reasonable and definitely not pro establishment
LMFAO 😂 you guys are hilarious! He's a comedian and none of his material is original. He's literally just walking msm headlines.
Tim is easily one of the best JRE guests of all time.
Is there a funnier stand up comedian or podcaster? I genuinely don’t know
he's the Steve Martin of the Joe Rogan Podcast lol....
SeanRobert umm have you even heard of theo von
He’s no Steve Martin, pretty funny though.
I read this comment on every episode
Am I way behind the curve in finding this guy? He's hilariously entertaining
You're a little behind, but we're all at out own pace. I still can't use a fork
You found a star he’s not taking about joe lol
Repbydesign It’s a bot. Shit’s on every Rogan vid nowadays. Report them when you see them.
Check out his Patreon! Holy fuck
@@TimTrOn3000 i just spit out my coffee! holy shit that is funny
I wish Tim Dillon could be on Rogan's podcast once a week!
But only chime in like they do on sterns show
My favorite Joe Rogan clip ever 😂 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
His patreon is the bomb he does a exclusive episode every tuesday
Never heard of him tbh but he seems cool
Dudes got a good voice. And he isn't a dumbass.
I could listen to Tim ALL DAY LONG! Highly intelligent and absolutely hilarious. A rare combination.
Thought it was like listening to two 6th formers having a cigarette behind the drama class.
"I saw them light a guy on fire and use him as a battering ram to get into Macys"
This guy's hilarious.
Time stamp?
Mr philli 28:51
" I'm not a conspiracy theorist - I'm a conspiracy analyst"
Gore vidal
Great quote !
ua-cam.com/play/PLuTj7ekfulHlverenFzq1k4RDpu3QU2Lb.html
Best JRE in ages. Tim Dillon is a savage and frickin hilarious.
Joey Diaz was just on👀
Tim 2024
He’s so damn fast with hilarious little backstories.
sam hyde
Tim and Joe would make a really good podcast together no guest just conspiracy and politics.
Finally a comedian that is tolerable - funny, relevant, ironic and not self-absorbed, pontificating about nothing...
There are a ton comedians out there who are hilarious and relevant. You just cherry-picked so you could complain lmfao
Agreed. Must comedians are frauds. Tim Dillon is a wit. That can't be learned or taught. You either have it or you don't, and he has it.
The northeast roots factor in that gift of gab fr
Bill Johnson yes, most definitely witty and quick!
Negan47 absolutely. A very big difference between north,south, and west wittiness/quick thinking.
DETAILED SUMMARY (timestamps) with quotes:
0:04 Tim is always suspected of being infected with the coronavirus (Tim: "They look at me and they go 'get him, get him")
3:14 On everyone wanting to be relevant (and going from actor to activist)
7:08 Discussing conspiracies. Also a mention of 4chan (Joe: "4chan is the best place in the world for trolls")
14:02 Talking about Trump (including Scott Adams' take on Trump) and politics
18:37 Discussing covid-19 and the immune system (Joe: "Germaphobes are f...ed)
28:55 Talking about rioters and protests
39:59 Tim jokes about his mother and covid-19, and Joe laughs out loud
41:33 Joe "Michael Yo got a really bad case of the coronavirus" Rogan
55:29 What Joe will miss about LA and what he won't miss at all (Joe: "I'm missing the Los Angeles that I don't think exists right now")
1:01:12 Discussing the US presidential election and voting (Joe: "I have intense anxiety about the election")
1:03:41 Names you shouldn't give to your children, including Karen and Adolf. (Tim on the name Adolf: "Not a good guy, great name")
1:18:10 Discussing milk, including raw milk and almond milk (Joe: "It's nonsense")
1:25:02 Joe's thoughts about how covid-19 will influence his comedy (Joe: "I have a lot of bits that I know are just murdering")
1:25:55 Coping with covid-19, and why it's spreading so fast in Los Angeles
1:34:52 Tim's thoughts about designer clothes (Tim: "You can't ever spill anything on it ever")
1:41:53 Discussing the beginning of stand-up (Tim: "It's all very recent")
1:46:30 Covid-19 and its influence om stand-up comedy
1:53:16 Guns and militias
1:56:55 Discussing Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, and watching a video of Biden
2:01:33 Talking about Trump (including his recent tweet about Bill Maher).
2:08:10 On teachers and Zoom (Tim: "Abolish teachers. Defund and abolish")
Note: I make summaries of every episode on the Joe Rogan sub on Reddit:) I also publish them on my website: lifeinstructions.net/joerogan/
Thank you
@@jrollis21 Why is JAIMIE DELETING timestamples all the time???? PLS STOP Upvote for visibility
@@jrollis21 Sure thing, bud :)
The Timestamp Guy was here first
I love your work on Reddit! Subbed to your channel on Ytb as well:)
Joe: “I’ve never been more amused…”
Tim: “It’s very funny”
Joe: “…but I’m also terrified”
Tim: “We’re going to die”
That was a golden exchange
Brendan Schaub type of exchange
I laughed out loud
@@tommygarcia7872 Its not a brendan Schaub moment. Tim finds wars and death funny, he does like a blackpilled comedy. Its very nihilist, thats the joke. He finds the death of the world funny, as he's a comedian. Big whoosh on your part lol
Not a schaub moment because that attitude jives clearly with everything else Tim says
Tim J Dillon is a national treasure
Luis J Gomez is a Puerto Rican rattlesnake
Anyone in need of precious gems?
The only real comedian in the Hollywood puddle of slime!
If this dude is a national treasure that says so much about how garbage your culture is.
@Chuck Thunder Exactly! Still, I'm astounded at how the whole world has been fucked by the biggest hoax ever, Fakedemic of overwhelming proportions!
When Tim Dillion is on your podcast it isn’t your podcast anymore
Exactly Tim Dillon is only of my favorite comedians now. His podcast is hilarious too
Joe trying to battle him for Podcaster supremacy! 😅😆
My favorite Joe Rogan moment
🔥 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
Same with Tim Dillon
I love the chemistry they both have... Especially Tim, dude just can't stop saying funny shit.
When mark zuckenburg starts speaking Chinese and tim says "what hes saying is america will be a prison." I completely lost it 😂
they say ,earth is a prison...
What time in the pod is this
@@joeyk4051 ua-cam.com/video/h9XzuUXj6Gc/v-deo.html
@47.00
i cant belive Joe thinks his chinese is perfect , Mark's chinese is quite bad
Tim Dillons take on all the topics they talked about was god tier
"it'll be less of a mess if Biden wins" uhhhh no
Found myself agreeing with him on most things. I like his take.
The fact he said Harris is fine is a big no.
As someone in the UK, the BBC flat out said that if someone dies and is tested for COVID, if they had COVID, then its reported on the death certificate and included in the "daily death toll" they used to run. It was so conflated, especially when everyone I met didn't know anyone on a ventilator - not to say that anyone wasn't, but the numbers just didn't add up - especially if I live in the region (10 mins from the hospital) where the first repatriated citizens of the UK, from Wuhan, were quarantined.
Alex Jones is a guilty pleasure Tim Dillon is the same pleasure without the guilt.
Still feel guilty when i listen..
Exactly
Wolf Man you are electric!
This is the comment of the day
Fix it Felix Appliance Repair yeah i close my windows when i listen to both of them so
"I can do the Charleston with Henry Kissinger". Tim Dillon the hero we need.
Chahhelston
“Hundred percent”
Bennett Girard o
This guy should have a late night show! Forget Fallon, Kimmel and Oliver!
aspen has e e was
Hearing Tim say, " We're going to die. It's over," felt therapeutic
@@shawnmcvey7789 please dont talk to the bots:(
@@renclave Nothing will get between me and my beautiful bots 😘🤖
This is the craziest Joe Rogan video
😳 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
@Mr. Bum Tickler No bro we are born into a new lifeform on another planet.
Tim dillon is hands down one of the funniest guys joe has ever had on. Quick witted funny effortless comedy
I love this guy. I’ve started watching his podcast but have to be careful, I watch in bits and starts
Yes, couldn’t have said it better, thx!!!!! Love him makes me laugh out loud!!!
Couldn’t have said it any better he is hilarious where has he been or where have I been but he’s funny as hell love love
@@freeassange8864 nah bra hes my man. His sense of humour is gun.
He deserves Madison Square Garde. Tim Dillon is going to make it.
Tim Dillon would be the best and worst police witness.
K
So over the top descriptive but still talking in circles probably😂
how so?
@@ch1cky_br1ky27 Just his personality is so unique. I can imagine his eccentric explanation and be like, "but yeah that dude totally shot him in the head".
I don't think Trump was race baiting. If you insult a person BECAUSE of thier race, that's race baiting. If you insult someone for any other reason, and they happen to be black, that's just an insult
Tim dismisses conspiracies...Then he creates like a million separate conspiracies...
Tim knows his conspiracy shit!
😂
One of the most aware guys I've listened to . I love him .
Yeah. Some conspiracies are true. Most are bullshit. Its Question Everything, not Believe Anything.
"my mum weights 300lbs she looks like me, just won't die" ROFL Tim Dillion is da best
Second wave hahaahahah
I come back to this everytime I need a real laugh. "WILL YOU DIE? I FEEL GREAT" fuckin murders me everytime lmao 😂
This is probably the only guest Joe's had on that had me legit dying laughing out loud several times other than like Bill Burr
Exactly he is the equal of Bill burr. Imo
You should see his podcast. Not heard anything funnier
He is fat tho x
watch theo von
For sure 😆😆😆
checkout Theo Von
This is the Tim Dillon Experience
Right? Joe is a secondary character on this show.
Right? Because Tim never SHUTS THE FUCK UP.
@@critqueperfect23 it’s a fucken podcast you want them to sit there in silence?
@@Lipton3373 nobody else can finish a sentence without Tim interupting.. nice try at a witty response.
@@critqueperfect23 someone hasn’t watched the episode with Alex Jones and Tim Dillon. He literally never interrupted.
TIM DILLON NEEDS TO BE ON THE SHOW AT LEAST EVERY OTHER MONTH
twizzm most under rated comment!
twizzm fuckin right on the money
Or you could just watch his podcast 🤔
Rewatching this and the nostalgia is strong considering it was only 2 years ago. Makes you almost miss the covid meltdown saga we once had
Yes it’s so interesting listening to them knowing what went down. And the fact that we’re still dealing with it 3 years later when we all thought it would be over in a couple of months.
I love when Tim Dillon is on, you can tell how much fun Joe is having during this interview. These are the conversations we’re all having with our buddies over some beers. I love it.
Never stop having Tim on, he will save youtube now when Joe's off
As if Joe was single handedly holding this platform afloat
@@sunbear9374 If you take the next sentence as literally as you took the comment you'll be fine; it's a joke.
fuck UA-cam lol,
Tim dillion is one of my favorite comedians in the game. He is a rising star.
Then buy some magic spoon and a Ridge wallet, and lets get this man the stunning estate he deserves.
He is hysterical....I was half asleep laughing
"Eternal vigilance is the price of democracy" -Thomas Jefferson
"We have a republic, if you can keep it" -Ben Franklin
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"- Martin Luther King Jr.
"I dont care" - Tim Dillion
I've quote Tim too much and not even realizing it
"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong"- H. L. Mencken
It's my favorite, the Zen anti-quote.
Also "The price of eternal warfare is existence" -Coil
Funny as fuck bruh
If Chris Farley and Alex Jones had a love child, it would be little Timmy Dillon!!
Yes! Please God, Er joe bring Alex and Tim together!
Wait, so he's not a less gay Burt Kreischer?
My favorite Joe Rogan clip ever!! 😂 😆 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
you nailed it with this comment LMFAO
Facts😂
Tim Dillon isn't the hero we want, but he will be the hero we need to get us out of the Gulags.
He might could sit back on the 50 laying suppression, but imma need Jocko, Tim Kennedy, and Andy Stumpf rushing the gates... I'll rush it with em, they'll probably beat me to it but I'll come for ya homie
@A Fury hell to the no, Joey diaz better
Tim Dillon IS The Hero I want.😂💀
Rapportus5 Great comment! I am now confronting mask-devotees as they dine in the Gulag containment systems in the gutters. My first two wild confrontation vids are on my channel. 😂🤣
@@MrEdwar084 He is gonna kill over on stage one of these days.
The amount of times Tim brings up BOA Steakhouse is hilarious.
Joe: I don’t believe in generalisations
Tim: I love ‘em
You forgot the follow-on:
6:42
Joe: I don't believe in generalizations
Tim: I love them
Joe: I do too, They're fun.
Joe: Are you a dunker?
Tim: I have dunked.
Sounds like a Seinfeld episode lol
Joltin Joe was a dunker!
He's definitely dunked his donuts.
This has to be the best Joe Rogan video 😂 😆 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
Read this at the start of the episode and was waiting for Tim's college basketball career to come up. The truth makes so much more sense.
Dunking! What dunking! There’s no dunking here.
Ehh I’m pretty sure there was a dunk (slap bass lick)
Tim Dillon is Alex Jones and Fran Drescher's love child
Should have moved to Alaska. Literally nothing has changed here cuz no one does anything except make sure they're ready for winter and then stay inside for winter
Gotta feed them hogs!
🤣🤣 sounds like fun. I seriously laughed out loud. No but seriously I would move there and just grow weed indoors all year round. 💚
Speak for yourself dude not all Alaskans are as boring as you and the winter aint that bad.
Where about in Alaska? Fellow Alaskan here.
There is a whole cable TV channel and multiple series dedicated to Boomers preparing for winter.
Tim Dillon is the pallet cleanser I needed from this week.
This year.
These two have amazing chemistry. Great episode.
Get Tim Dillon, Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo in the same room for 2 hours and sparks will fly
Idk who this guy is but because of your comment I'm gonna give it a chance
With Bryan called in the room, but with a gag in so he can't correct them and his head will explode with frustration
N. A I’m pretty sure even the aliens would sit in to watch that unfold
strongocho and every time he tries talking they show a zoomed in shot of his eyelids
Add Elon Musk or one of the Weinstein bros to that lineup and you break the internet
Tim is in another league. What a natural force of comedy and raw intellect.
Tim is obviously a lot more well read than I previously assumed. Dude is pretty smart, on top of being so naturally funny. Never a dull moment this whole episode
Agree big time, he's like the heir to Norm, maybe smarter. I mean, time will tell. But he's abso-lutely a force of nature.
@@YoungSantasGroupie This loud coke addict that sold sub-prime mortgages in 2008 to screw people over is next to Norm fuckin McDonald in your book? That’s crazy
One of the best regulars on the podcast although almost all of the regulars(repeaters) are! Joey is number 1 and Tim is 2 for comedy and JP is 3rd for just a great podcast and learning a thing or two about about your self
A natural force?!
Everyone in Brazil eats pizza with a fork 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe: I'm trying to end this on a Happy note
Tim: We need another 9/11
😂😂😂
timestamp, please
@@skillzset1066 no.
😂😂😂😂
2:13:30
"What is she eating ?"
"Everything " lmaooooo
Tim Dillon is 50x funnier than all of the “killer” comedians that joe highly recommends.
Because he's recommending them to help build their career, and under the pressure and scrutiny of more people they will become better.
Tim is funnier than joe and he’s not even trying. I love joe at everything he does except for comedy.
rogan is a comedian... lol thats funny
50x huh? How do you even measure that lmao.
god I so agree. he is a natural.
This guy is like Olaf from Frozen and Alex Jones had a baby.
Nicole Mathews BRUH😂😂😂😂😂
That’s an accurate statement but very unpopular
ua-cam.com/play/PLuTj7ekfulHlverenFzq1k4RDpu3QU2Lb.html
Sniped. Well done.
That fact cannot be unseen anymore.
Joe: "Why is LA skyrocketing?"
Tim: "It's the wrath of the vengeful Gods"
Tim is so casually quick-witted 😂 1:26:35
I love his form man. He is super quick. I think Joe laughed more at his comedy than any other guest in many episodes.
@@michaelBodhiBhakti For sure. Him and uncle Joey are my fav guest's on this podcast
Tim is naturally funny without trying. Antifa are colonizers subjugating the indigenous people.
1:26:35 is around when he says this btw
Of a vengeful god* but yeah funny lol thought no one was gonna comment on that
Tim is a national treasure
Tim Dillion: "We're all hoping, second wave"
“She won’t die!”
“It’s the end and the end is not that bad, as ends go. It’s hilarious and there is still food in the store” Tim
End of what
@@Taco577 the world chico. And everything in it
@@dominickangeloabbott1191 Scarface fresh on the brain? LMAO
Normies comedy, go smoke some Theo von
Blop sorry no one is as big brained with comedy as you
I love how Joe got so pissed off at the guy eating pizza with a fork
Great to see the #1 podcaster in Los Angeles and Joe Rogan together in the same room
Joe and Jamie are practically Siamese twins
You mean the #1 podcaster in the WORLD and Joe Rogan.
"She's Indian, she's black, she doesn't know what she is"--Tim Dillon.
Lol best comment
@J vO she on that color spectrum son
This has to be the best Joe Rogan video clip ever!!
😂 😆 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
lean.
O j. U w
Her ancestors were some of the biggest slavers in the Caribbean.
Joe: "What is she eating" - - - Tim: "everything, probably her roommate that died of COVID"
lmao funny af
Time stamp? Guess I’ll have to watch again lol
40:20
40:30
Hi
Just have Tim Dillon on every month or two just to check in
Agreed
“I wish him well”. I’m using that all the time from now on
Life in the big city
Dude, I've been laughing about that since this episode came out.
Make sure you're on the golf course when you do.
Good
Right it's like the Southern Baptist "Well Bless his heart."
Never heard of Tim before watching this podcast. I think he's now my favorite guest I've seen on here. LOVE HIM, have him back on!!
Look up tim dillion joe rogan on youtube, joe went on tims podcast today!
Have you started watching his podcast yet? It’s brilliant
Agree he's my favorite. He's honest and funny and animated in a Chris Farley sorta way. I've never sat down for three hours to watch rogan until tonight when I watched him interview Alex Jones & Tim Dillion. Alex did most of the talking of course, but it was great.
You have to watch his podcast and watch the one with him and alex jones lmao
Yes!! the rogan pod when he has Tim Dillon and Alex Jones is one of the best podcasts out
These podcasts help settle my mind so much before going to work. Thanks Joe❤️
Who's betting that Joe Rogan's first guest in Texas on the Spotify network is none other than Alex Jones?
Eddie bravo popping in just to rile him up
“CHOKE ME EDDIE BRAVO”
There couldn't be a better choice
When is he moving to texas
@@Stalker6622 End of this month I think i heard him say in another pod
I pray every night at my bedside he is
Joe: "were sucking the life out of oceans in record numbers"
Tim: "im gonna eat what I want, let those tiktok kids figure out how to get more salmon"
🤣🤣🤣
He's not wrong, though. People immersed in TikTok aren't exactly the most self-aware (kids).
This has to be the best Joe Rogan video clip
😂 ua-cam.com/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/v-deo.html
@@brittanym2080 The best is clearly when Joe was visiting his wife in LA on Xmas eve and ended up thwarting a whole terrorist situation at her work with the help of Carl Winslow.
@@DIVISIONINCISION so we just repeat the cycle??
That's not how quotation marks work. You don't put quotation marks around something that you paraphrased. I hope it's obvious why you shouldn't do that.
My dude is just getting the attention he deserves. Tim is a great one.
He’s quick and fun I enjoyed this one
He's like the friend you want around if you have to wait in a line for something.
loo nacy, he’s definitely a real ass dude in a time and place where the fewest exist.
"I wish her well" still fucking kills me