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  • Опубліковано 18 гру 2024

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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  5 років тому +69

    Thanks to Ridge Wallet for sponsoring the show! Go to www.ridge.com/TIM and use Code “TIM” for 10% off your order.

    • @highg5088
      @highg5088 5 років тому +4

      The Tim Dillon Show 100% serious no joke

    • @merfymac
      @merfymac 5 років тому +1

      Hey, it's Indafattagubble not indy-fatigue-able.

    • @Cuyt24
      @Cuyt24 5 років тому +1

      The Tim Dillon Show Why did you invite a fake garbage shit comedian on your show and later delete the video after receiving obvious negative comments? Weird move.

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 5 років тому +4

      @@Cuyt24 I thought that too but it looks like there aren't any older podcasts left up anymore.

    • @sleggarlaw4740
      @sleggarlaw4740 5 років тому +3

      Best ridge wallet add ever. Il be ordering 78 of them using code TIM

  • @cinequerobinson1436
    @cinequerobinson1436 5 років тому +190

    “My mother went insane and I’m a gay cocaine addict”😭😭😂😂

  • @Luvurenemy
    @Luvurenemy 3 роки тому +138

    This is the 4th time I’ve listened to “Corporate Steakhouse.” It’s a masterwork painting by a true master artist. I proudly display it in my humble home.

    • @tophercortez7786
      @tophercortez7786 2 роки тому +2

      This is my 3rd time coming through the catalog. Such a gem this one is, and that backpack ad is ever relevant

    • @Calyrekt
      @Calyrekt Рік тому +3

      @@tophercortez7786 a podcast so good you have to relisten. these were golden times!

    • @dr.philtskin
      @dr.philtskin Рік тому +2

      I display mine in my stunning estate.

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 Рік тому +1

      4th? Try fifteenth. 20x listens for some pods. I use 'em for sleeping purposes, go through the whole catalogue, rinse repeat. Listen, fall asleep, wake up for a tinkle, then rewind back to where/when I fell asleep, fall asleep again, again and again. By morning I'm sick of Timmy. Until the next night when I need something soporific.

    • @CJSteib
      @CJSteib Рік тому +1

      @@tarico4436Dang dude that's so cool that you've listened to the podcast more than most listeners.

  • @bigfrankdrivin2890
    @bigfrankdrivin2890 5 років тому +798

    Tim should have his own radio station on the next gta

    • @roxsf8949
      @roxsf8949 5 років тому +22

      Fuck yes!!

    • @ChelleyMadison
      @ChelleyMadison 5 років тому +13

      Perfect

    • @unownnnn
      @unownnnn 4 роки тому +6

      I would pay

    • @pjom4191
      @pjom4191 4 роки тому +4

      Brilliant idea

    • @cafemaco85
      @cafemaco85 4 роки тому +9

      The way things are going, he'll be the best Three-Dog from Fallout 3.

  • @rukudzomangwiro6448
    @rukudzomangwiro6448 Рік тому +9

    Tim Dillon’s way with words is hauntingly beautiful

  • @cannaeprogear
    @cannaeprogear 5 років тому +78

    @37:54 is our first ever Podcast Advertisement with Tim. In all honesty Tim knocked it out of the park. We only wrote about 40-50% of that, Tim and Co really tailored it to the audience!

    • @Kaapo73
      @Kaapo73 3 роки тому +5

      This is where I just found your backpacks and realized I need one!
      Hopefully I can order your stuff to Finland, haven't checked that out yet?

    • @newturtle3
      @newturtle3 11 місяців тому +8

      We wish you well

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 5 років тому +263

    Great job on Rogan.

    • @1999tenorio
      @1999tenorio 5 років тому +21

      best guest in a long time

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 5 років тому +19

      @@1999tenorio I don't know about best, have you seen Brendan Schaub? Such comedic skill.

    • @1999tenorio
      @1999tenorio 5 років тому +10

      @@j.b.7133 😂😂😂

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 5 років тому +4

      anthony tenorio I don’t understand, are you laughing because you watched it? It is funny hey?
      He’s so good

    • @1999tenorio
      @1999tenorio 5 років тому +5

      @@j.b.7133nothing less than a comic genius

  • @WillOnYT
    @WillOnYT 5 років тому +93

    Tim Dillon is a national treasure.

  • @ampallis5735
    @ampallis5735 5 років тому +127

    “Obesity is America’s religion” HAHAHA

  • @RachelCameron87
    @RachelCameron87 5 років тому +212

    As a corporate steakhouse bartender, I’m glad I can help people not blow their brains out in their hotels just by remembering their names 😇🤣

    • @RachelCameron87
      @RachelCameron87 3 роки тому +14

      @@AN-ke2uz Thank you! 🤣 I’m still here doing it, keeping up my regulars names list during a pandemic. Just hoping I make one of their wills one day 🤣💭🦄

    • @matthewpeed774
      @matthewpeed774 3 роки тому +2

      @@RachelCameron87 🙏🙏🙏

    • @seandunn2062
      @seandunn2062 3 роки тому +4

      Honestly you could be talking w
      with someone that’s close to doing it. It’s not your job, but you could makes someone’s night a lot better! Not...like...sexually

    • @RachelCameron87
      @RachelCameron87 3 роки тому +1

      @@seandunn2062 😹😹😹 I don’t get paid enough for that!

    • @seandunn2062
      @seandunn2062 3 роки тому

      @@RachelCameron87 😂 definitely not

  • @smcampanella04
    @smcampanella04 5 років тому +191

    Heard him on Rogan so thought I'd check his podcast love the show.

    • @enyay745
      @enyay745 5 років тому +12

      I suggest going back an listening to his older podcasts especially with Ray kump, someone that used to be on more when he lived in New York

    • @TonsMoreCowbell
      @TonsMoreCowbell 5 років тому +12

      Every episode is a top-tier hour+ long rant just like this.

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 5 років тому +1

      Hopefully the other podcasts will be up again as soon as they can find out which ads are causing issues. You’re in for a treat!

    • @theprofessor7205
      @theprofessor7205 5 років тому +1

      same here, dudes chill.

    • @bradleyjones288
      @bradleyjones288 5 років тому

      Check out his older shows. They are top tier.

  • @alexcrowe8546
    @alexcrowe8546 5 років тому +64

    Reuben being a comedian is like me being a triathlete 😂😂

  • @gratefullyliving6576
    @gratefullyliving6576 5 років тому +19

    "You're never more then three steps away from something not good"
    Truth

  • @youngkingdom8131
    @youngkingdom8131 5 років тому +72

    This guy’s gift of gab is on Alex Jones’ level.

  • @gaulindidier5995
    @gaulindidier5995 5 років тому +22

    The rant on corporate steakhouse was the funniest thing i've heard in the last 10 fucking years. I was crying. I'm a disconnected, aspergy, completely dead inside kind of guy, but i had a small moment of humanity during the rant. Thanks Tim. I'm going to a corporate steak house this fucking Friday.

  • @pressrepeat2000
    @pressrepeat2000 5 років тому +44

    “Wendy’s supporting the Islamic Caliphate” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just cried.....

  • @yeawhateverdork
    @yeawhateverdork 5 років тому +75

    52:40 for the best sandwich rant in podcast history

  • @tangyplays2661
    @tangyplays2661 5 років тому +65

    I love it when Ben can't help but laugh

  • @Vincentl2189
    @Vincentl2189 5 років тому +43

    This podcast is the reflection of my inner self.

  • @eskimointhisworld
    @eskimointhisworld 4 роки тому +15

    "Did I write this?" "Are they trolling us?" 😂😂🤣

  • @allstopblue5717
    @allstopblue5717 5 років тому +52

    Best ridge wallet ad every. “Go out there and defeat the Chinese!”

  • @peboblank2786
    @peboblank2786 5 років тому +85

    I'm in. This dude rules. Sorry Marc Marron this dude just took your hour.

    • @martinluthierking
      @martinluthierking 4 роки тому +6

      Maron hasn’t done a podcast literally in years

    • @UncleMusclzHour
      @UncleMusclzHour 3 роки тому +3

      @@martinluthierking who would have known either way

    • @marine76a
      @marine76a 3 роки тому +1

      Today on WTF podcast I'm going to complain about how woman keep on getting in the way of my fist. I am literally the world's best comedian. Not to pull rank but I was the original podcaster.

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 9 місяців тому

      WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

  • @lrmy
    @lrmy 5 років тому +34

    I mean this in all due respect: Tim Dillon is like Alex Jones if Jones was 25% smarter. The rants are savage and on point.

  • @brooks-e8249
    @brooks-e8249 5 років тому +19

    58:50 The corporate steak house rant crescendo begins "You’re going to have your petite filet mignon your chardonnay and you’re going to shut the fuk up!" OMG i pulled a rib muscle laughing non stop for the next 7 minutes, seriously i sustained an injury from laughing so goddam hard!

  • @stellar7760
    @stellar7760 5 років тому +71

    While I’m kind of territorial over you, Tim, I must say I’m happy for you and all of the new subs you’re getting!
    Shout out to everyone whom was here before Timmy got too famous for us!

    • @BalotelliFan713
      @BalotelliFan713 5 років тому +12

      Isn't that funny how it works. We want our guys to get on but don't want them to change. So far, Timmy is just a killer. Love him

    • @CARDAMELO
      @CARDAMELO 3 роки тому +2

      @@BalotelliFan713 it's crazy I've never heard of him till the Alex Jones jre podcast. Such a good comedian that can talk for hours

  • @iceweiner2457
    @iceweiner2457 5 років тому +66

    Tim Dillion is the gay just slightly insane version of Alex Jones.

    • @---bs8dp
      @---bs8dp 5 років тому +13

      He's the hell spawn of Alex Jones and cris Farley

    • @natashski9866
      @natashski9866 5 років тому +1

      No he’s a Long Island, gay, woke, Chris Farley 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @gp2860
      @gp2860 5 років тому +2

      Wait, what is the sane version of Alex Jones?

    • @natashski9866
      @natashski9866 5 років тому +1

      g p as far as conspiracies he could go a lot harder! So he’s just a normal person with a brain as far as I’m concerned 🤷🏻‍♀️.

    • @areyoujelton
      @areyoujelton 5 років тому +1

      I’d say Tim is way more awesome than Alex Jones. And more intelligent.

  • @BeastieRaj
    @BeastieRaj 4 роки тому +6

    40:39 LMAO I love how he slips into a character and steps out immediately!! XD

  • @iamshaman
    @iamshaman 5 років тому +7

    There are these lucid moments when Tim turns into a poet, it's awesome. I'd read his poetry

  • @josephtaddeo2766
    @josephtaddeo2766 5 років тому +21

    Tim Dillon is the comedic lovechild of George Carlin and Alex Jones

  • @kevinhanna6112
    @kevinhanna6112 3 місяці тому +2

    This podcast is four years old and periodic they go back to it usually in a Friday night after long week at work.
    Tim find across the far and wide world. Let me tell you it gets better every time I listen to it like a good wine..
    Here’s to all the vintage, Tim Dillon, podcasts yes or yes ?
    Kevin in NJ

  • @marycallahan2334
    @marycallahan2334 4 роки тому +13

    I could listen to Tim, talk-radio-style, every day.

  • @UncleMusclzHour
    @UncleMusclzHour 3 роки тому +8

    I find myself always coming back to this episode. I think it’s my favorite one.

  • @mikeandyholloway
    @mikeandyholloway 4 роки тому +12

    "What part of the Bible are you reading where Jesus is walking around talking about maximizing shareholder value" 😂😂😂😂

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому

      Meanwhile Christianity is literally a business and all the leaders of it are pedophiles who hoard gold other Treasures they hide knowledge but by all means keep fucking thinking they're the good guys while they call you stupid sheep with brains like children

    • @r8rsfan1983
      @r8rsfan1983 3 роки тому

      @@TrollHiddenCave a little far there

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому

      @@r8rsfan1983 literally everything I said is verifiably proven look into the vatican's library why do they feel the need to hide certain things from the public also ask yourself why doesn't Christianity condemn cannibalism pedophilia and slavery also ask yourself why does the Torah refer to non Jews as cattle meant for Slaughter
      Why are you thinking about all that also realize that the Bible has been edited and Rewritten and mistranslated several times
      Jesus actually told people some profound truth he told us we do not have to worship Yahweh and that he is not the only God we ourselves are capable of becoming gods free yourself don't be a sheep forever otherwise you will be doomed to repeat reincarnation as a punishment on this planet over and over again

  • @upscaleunveiled
    @upscaleunveiled 2 роки тому +7

    This is scary how accurate this is

  • @erikhough8455
    @erikhough8455 4 роки тому +14

    "...and you beat the Chinese, for Christ!!" - Tim Dillon

  • @ThaFKINman
    @ThaFKINman 5 років тому +16

    Tim's been slaying!!!

  • @ManOfEthnicity
    @ManOfEthnicity 5 років тому +6

    Never before has a podcast resonated with me to this extent.

  • @AM-zc7wg
    @AM-zc7wg 4 роки тому +4

    Tim was firing on all cylinders for this one. One of my absolute favorite episodes

  • @mikesmith406
    @mikesmith406 5 років тому +8

    21:10 ridgewallet ad starts..freaking hilarious.

  • @stephenscordato4321
    @stephenscordato4321 5 років тому +3

    I'm late to the Show. Discovered you VIA Joe's podcasts. Binging your content this morning has been a blast, love it man!

  • @joelopez1515
    @joelopez1515 3 роки тому +4

    This is one of the best podcasts I've ever heard.

  • @WhatsUpFella
    @WhatsUpFella 5 років тому +132

    The Dave Rubin bashing was great. Dudes a complete dunce.

    • @tommyAU0
      @tommyAU0 5 років тому +1

      timestamp?

    • @61butthatsaveragehere87
      @61butthatsaveragehere87 5 років тому +2

      @@tommyAU0 around 14th minute

    • @tambourine3632
      @tambourine3632 5 років тому +5

      I just wish Mohamed Atta was here for it :(

    • @filmerd
      @filmerd 5 років тому +1

      Muh conservatizm

    • @filmerd
      @filmerd 5 років тому +10

      DAVE RUBIN IS A BLAND BASIC BITCH

  • @tapatton9
    @tapatton9 5 років тому +20

    I'm here from JRE. Glad I came. Maybe I'll stay awhile.

  • @gulfracer8179
    @gulfracer8179 Рік тому +2

    This was the golden era of Tim

  • @tatertotter808
    @tatertotter808 Рік тому +1

    1:24:42 Tim really be giving us therapy and understanding 💖😩

  • @SuperBlueMoonWA
    @SuperBlueMoonWA 5 років тому +19

    convince ray to move to LA.

  • @Dom-mw8gk
    @Dom-mw8gk 5 років тому +4

    Grinning like Barabbas is a killer line.

  • @cqduck667
    @cqduck667 4 роки тому +5

    listening to all these after just finding Tim. I love unpausing it on a ridge wallet ad to "you're gonna have to fight the Chinese, that's just gonna happen!" thanks for the warning, Tim

  • @evoliemmij
    @evoliemmij 5 років тому +5

    Tim, after 52 minutes the sandwich and steakhouse talk is the funniest fucking shit I've ever listened to, I'm working painting some shit and I can't even work. Love your stuff keep up the great work!!!!!

    • @zd829
      @zd829 Рік тому

      Change ya life

  • @cisnelle
    @cisnelle 5 років тому +6

    This is the best episode... the commercials, the rants. TIM IS NATIONAL TREASURE.

  • @wokesherman2713
    @wokesherman2713 5 років тому +8

    I'm just going to say it , last two podcasts were spectacular and awesome , oh well , this'll do... LIFE IN THE BIG CITY!! ------- HAPPY THANKSGIVING PEOPLE!!!!!!

  • @jimmacleod621
    @jimmacleod621 5 років тому +12

    Love this guy. Like a lot of people just discovered him on Joe Rogan. He's speaking my language.

  • @hecdizzle70
    @hecdizzle70 5 років тому +1

    That backpack add was gold

  • @johnnyp6301
    @johnnyp6301 Рік тому +5

    And then Jesus said to the Apostles "Let us maximize corporate shareholder value."

  • @catchbooker7257
    @catchbooker7257 Рік тому +1

    Love Tim’s “New Yawk” or Long Island accent.

  • @econacct
    @econacct 4 роки тому +4

    coming in hot in this podcast. the energy. "i think hes in a youth hostel" made me lol im dying

  • @RobbyCreech
    @RobbyCreech 3 роки тому +2

    44:19 this was literally the funniest ad read I’ve ever heard😂😂😂 I’m fuckin crying

  • @michaelbartle6551
    @michaelbartle6551 5 років тому +30

    Tim Dillion listens to Alex Jones while falling asleep.
    Also, thanks for another hilarious episode. Corporate steakhouses... life in the big city

  • @brooklynsown-l3x
    @brooklynsown-l3x Місяць тому +1

    i love how this episode just escalates throughout the whole hour

  • @jdbwz5307
    @jdbwz5307 5 років тому +5

    Watch that backpack company become the best sponsor Tim ever has.

  • @glyn5385
    @glyn5385 5 років тому +5

    love you Tim, youre my antidepressant, i cant thank you enough

  • @Apol-los
    @Apol-los 2 роки тому +3

    55:00 is the rant you’re looking for

  • @found_working
    @found_working 5 років тому +2

    Tim you inspired me to lose weight. Blue chew wouldnt even let me get a script. Im to fucking fat. Week 3 of keto lifestyle and i have already dropped 20lbs. I am breaking up with food. Im also a recovering addict. I gained 130lbs. Since i got clean. Love you brother. Love all your stuff.

  • @JRemy-pr8dm
    @JRemy-pr8dm 5 років тому +37

    Rubin is for whatever his handlers pay him to be for. Lol!
    Great job on Rogan, Tim!

  • @megleigh8973
    @megleigh8973 2 роки тому +1

    RIP this era of the show. The Ben years are now my go to comfort program.

  • @Gregzter14
    @Gregzter14 3 роки тому +2

    Tim Dillon brings out my inner savage. My Favorite Comic And a quite possibly the funniest man on Earth.

  • @badm0t0rf1nger
    @badm0t0rf1nger 5 років тому +2

    That Cannae Pro Gear read was *TRANSCENDENT* :D

    • @cannaeprogear
      @cannaeprogear 5 років тому

      Agreed, our lifetime warranty is real though....#justsaying

  • @ballzzd33p29
    @ballzzd33p29 5 років тому +5

    54:57 corporate steakhouse.

  • @jakechilton1066
    @jakechilton1066 2 роки тому +1

    It’s insane how good this rant is. Wow

  • @brianboyle5197
    @brianboyle5197 4 роки тому +1

    I keep listening to these old ones and it’s hard not to think Dillon can predict the future

  • @jordanlittlefield5887
    @jordanlittlefield5887 3 роки тому +1

    This episode is my go to work out music.

  • @heywsupitswill
    @heywsupitswill 5 років тому +2

    Never listened to this show till today, and I only vaguely knew of Tim from Kill Tony (watch this show if you haven’t) - this guys awesome! Very down to earth and insightful commentary!

  • @AlbertBormant
    @AlbertBormant 3 роки тому

    Looking back from Jan 2022 this episode is prophetic on so many levels

  • @themangojunkie4705
    @themangojunkie4705 5 років тому +1

    Dude FUCKING hilarious. Please put a video up with these. When I'm home I cant watch just a voice. Already subscribed to your podcast to listen at work. Awesome

  • @Goldfishsoldier03
    @Goldfishsoldier03 5 років тому +4

    So when is Tim going on the Rubin Report?

  • @LeoCharles
    @LeoCharles 5 років тому +3

    You are incredibly funny. A sober Artie Lange lol. I wish you nothing but success. I will be here all the way! Keep up the good work!

  • @permaculturemom8706
    @permaculturemom8706 5 років тому +3

    Hilarious!! Your show is fantastic! You're going to be a big star.

  • @PodCastables
    @PodCastables 5 років тому +2

    My favourite part of the week is here

  • @basednative271
    @basednative271 Рік тому +2

    it's 2023 and you're listening to classic Tim Dillon

  • @burgesj7
    @burgesj7 Рік тому +1

    That backpack ad got me. hahha

  • @b.newsome8696
    @b.newsome8696 4 роки тому +2

    Steakhouse rant made my week!

  • @deatruiy
    @deatruiy 9 місяців тому +2

    54:33 always kills me

  • @kevinhanna6112
    @kevinhanna6112 6 місяців тому +1

    Its June 24 and I need my Tim D corporate strakhouse refresher
    please join me
    hungry for comedy ?
    Yes r yes ???

  • @zee55887
    @zee55887 5 років тому

    Bro I saw you on JRE and thought you were awesome you got my sub! Hope your channel takes off to space!

  • @ninemimesleft
    @ninemimesleft 4 роки тому +1

    That Ridge Wallet ad was maybe the best advertisement I've ever heard.

  • @MatCarfi76
    @MatCarfi76 5 років тому +1

    How have I missed this??? Thank you JRE and exposing this comical GEM!!!!

  • @adamcarter4297
    @adamcarter4297 5 років тому +3

    Bro just saw you on Rogans u made me cry laughing!!! Subscribed

  • @jameslucena1020
    @jameslucena1020 Рік тому +2

    I didn't take a lot away from this, but damn that Ridge Wallet sound hot. I'm buying one.

  • @apocalypticbehaviors1560
    @apocalypticbehaviors1560 3 роки тому

    54:17 typing this crying 🤣 this HAS to be my favorite Tim Dillon episode EVER. Sincerely and Italian Long Island woman living in NC

  • @joshueabelis473
    @joshueabelis473 5 років тому +2

    I always skip the 'ads' in podcast but tim. Does them a special well and i enjoy them. But sorry ridge ill keep my leather in my pocket.

  • @aNinjaWithaPencil
    @aNinjaWithaPencil 5 років тому +1

    First time Listener , just want to say thank you .I think the world needs this content. 💚

  • @brickandmorty7624
    @brickandmorty7624 3 роки тому +1

    Tim was watching the freedom toons Dave Rubin it’s hillarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @GaBoyzzz
    @GaBoyzzz 4 роки тому +1

    So much passion

  • @nickverbus1494
    @nickverbus1494 5 років тому +9

    Glad to share your content. Funniest podcast and Tim totally called it about youtube cencoring podcast. They took down Tin Foil Hat last night.

    • @blazedandconfused477
      @blazedandconfused477 5 років тому

      UA-cam also deleted Tim's Brendan Schaub podcast because it was too hilarious.

  • @christophercurran6977
    @christophercurran6977 5 років тому +2

    So good. Hardest I have laughed in a long time.

  • @VIVsVeiws
    @VIVsVeiws 5 років тому +1

    That monologue made me eat my dinner like it was super fancy. Life in the big city.

  • @elchucabagra
    @elchucabagra 2 роки тому +5

    That roe v wade comment didn't age too well lmao

  • @laurapearson3370
    @laurapearson3370 3 роки тому +1

    "After the bombs there will only be you ".....they know who's out there folks 😂😂😂

  • @DavidDougherty99
    @DavidDougherty99 3 роки тому +2

    I am living my life according to this Ridge wallet ad

  • @randallb.7180
    @randallb.7180 4 роки тому +3

    This guy is my inner monologue! Lol!