Rockbusters - XFM Compilation

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  • A few of my personal favourite Rockbusters clues. Includes Ricky having a minor fit on several occasions...enjoy.
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  • @kiwifan6002
    @kiwifan6002 10 років тому +552

    You know it's going to be gold when the Jamaican fella makes an appearance.

  • @JaneDoe-zr4px
    @JaneDoe-zr4px 8 років тому +192

    "Right, this is the last time we're doing Rockbusters" (said on every episode of Rockbusters)

  • @ferrarif50hunt
    @ferrarif50hunt 8 років тому +236

    Laughed uncontrollably for like 20 minutes at "Scottish people can't get into their email - Kenny Loggins"

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 3 роки тому +5

      absolutely crying

    • @Ps3Aaron1
      @Ps3Aaron1 2 роки тому

      Uyghur JiaAnd chatfduuvu@@TheRuddster95

    • @YouFeudTV
      @YouFeudTV Рік тому +3

      Leave a time stamp next time

    • @liamnevilleviolist1809
      @liamnevilleviolist1809 Рік тому

      @@YouFeudTV 14:36 if you want to revisit it, but I know your point- it's annoying when people reference something on a long video with no time stamp. It happens all the time with me and compilations are an absolute nightmare

    • @xonaclan7317
      @xonaclan7317 Рік тому

      @@YouFeudTV The timestamps for literally every one has been the top rated comment for 3 years, over 2 years before you asked for it...

  • @SynphamyMusic
    @SynphamyMusic 9 років тому +135

    i love the Deli Meat Tree one, how he tries to say it quick and move on before Ricky & Steve stop him lmao

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars 6 років тому +19

      SynphamyOfficial “and a meat tree and that...”

    • @adammonaghan9592
      @adammonaghan9592 5 років тому +13

      And the best part is he has to explain it and then reveal the most stupid answer of rockbusters ever Christ De Burg

    • @planetzdr
      @planetzdr 3 роки тому +4

      He knew it was bollocks

    • @TheOneAndOnlyZeno1889
      @TheOneAndOnlyZeno1889 2 роки тому +3

      ...a meat tree n that

  • @freethyPlays
    @freethyPlays 10 років тому +105

    I think I almost died at New Odor. The silence. lol

  • @GrimAnglo
    @GrimAnglo 4 роки тому +103

    0:00 Just in timber lake
    0:52 Des' tiny child
    1:12 Ban gulls
    1:57 His last sticka, miss dinner mate
    3:10 Karl's mam's questions
    5:36 Her man's her mitt's
    6:19 For rayner, shall I ma? bananadrama
    7:48 dear light, aerosmith, will son pick it?
    9:03( he cocked up) free da pain, four tops, shall I tans?
    11:07 rain body odour, row nan! shek a can
    12:30 de trout spinners, born slippy
    13:59 Tourette's trent derby, canny log ins
    14:48 new odour
    15:27 buy it ferry, deli meat tree, christ, da berg
    18:28 cauli osborne, space shells
    19:30 giving out clues, fucked up the Police
    20:23 dear streets
    21:00 giving out clues, fucked up the place where you go to take your dog a walk
    21:32 fill colons
    21:48 yolk? oh, oh no, McFly
    23:08 bug gulls, eyy! me winehouse (vineyard),

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 4 роки тому +1

      Top bloke 🍻

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 4 роки тому +5

      Ban gulls was always my personal favourite
      An under appreciated moment of majestic comedy

    • @dancheslea1820
      @dancheslea1820 3 роки тому +3

      thanks so much

  • @rhysbeard7598
    @rhysbeard7598 10 років тому +182

    "DELI.....n a meat tree n that."

  • @33hegemon
    @33hegemon 8 років тому +151

    "This band are called The Beatles".

  • @TopTenSam
    @TopTenSam 10 років тому +97

    ''May contain shite''
    ''May contain''
    ''May''
    Understatement of the year.

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs
    @ElvisLivesUpstairs 7 років тому +53

    "Ban gulls" 😂 it's 1.30am and I'm listening to this on my headphones. I just burst out laughing. I live in a flat. The people below me must think I'm mental

  • @thegirlinquestion
    @thegirlinquestion 10 років тому +130

    HER MANS HER MITS

    • @lew6399
      @lew6399 9 років тому +11

      Literally had me in stitches

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 6 років тому +2

      Hahahaha

    • @JcoolV
      @JcoolV 6 років тому +5

      best one he's ever done

    • @scottorummalleus6917
      @scottorummalleus6917 3 роки тому +2

      It is genius

    • @penpaperpower
      @penpaperpower Місяць тому

      I love how you can hear the MTV camera person cracking up in the background

  • @johnnyfelcher8156
    @johnnyfelcher8156 7 років тому +66

    Top 3 greatest Rockbusters prizes:
    1: Ladder 49 (DVD)
    2: The Greatest Air Guitar Album Volume 2 (CD)
    3: XFM mouse mat (foam)

    • @JuicedBrah
      @JuicedBrah 6 років тому +23

      Johnny Felcher children of the corrrrrrrrn?!

    • @cky616craiggg
      @cky616craiggg 5 років тому +8

      Some staples and pencils. A piece of carpet!

    • @cky616craiggg
      @cky616craiggg 5 років тому +7

      Stephen kings rose red. Iv never heard of it

    • @Maxbev14
      @Maxbev14 5 років тому +8

      STIGMATA

    • @sikstar786
      @sikstar786 5 років тому +2

      illegal breif's

  • @aigtban
    @aigtban Рік тому +6

    I am in love with the way Karl keeps repeating the mantra "it's cryptic" as though that's some sort of satisfactory excuse.

  • @tomf6709
    @tomf6709 4 роки тому +20

    The awkward silence after “New Oder” gets me every time

  • @SimHarrison
    @SimHarrison 8 років тому +68

    15:08 six solid seconds of stunned silence from Ricky and Steve

  • @WestOutWay
    @WestOutWay 10 років тому +94

    Christ! De Berg!

  • @JakeWilliams283
    @JakeWilliams283 9 років тому +45

    Love rickys prolonged reaction to hermans hermits, then when Steve says Tom McGibbon it's just the icing on the cake for him

    • @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere
      @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere 7 років тому +5

      Gerald Preston is another favourite competition winner

  • @okaywhynot4728
    @okaywhynot4728 8 років тому +32

    12:58 The lengths Karl went to, playing the horror movie sound effects of a serial killing and terrified the nation (and Stephen in the background like, "that's terrifying, Karl") for 'Born Slippy'...that absolutely kills me every time.

  • @casmo87
    @casmo87 8 років тому +55

    Phil-Phil Co-lonnn... 'nss... Phil - Phil - Phil Col' - Phil ...

  • @Bagrah10
    @Bagrah10 10 років тому +118

    For me, Karl's version of the artist "Seal" will always be the worst. There are more ridiculous ones out there (I'm looking at you "Christ-de-burg!") but simply for making things as difficult as possible for himself, Seal will always win. He could have used:
    Seal - the animal or the military organisation
    The verb "to seal" something
    The item, derivative of the verb, used to close letters and documents
    Karl's answer? To break the word into two syllables and make it "See Hull". Absolute bollocks.

    • @BradBurnian
      @BradBurnian 10 років тому +58

      Thing is though those clues would have worked. Not sure you've got the hang of Rockbusters ;)

    • @Greggorious123
      @Greggorious123 5 років тому

      Bagrah10 Ok chill man, don’t get angry, it’s meant to be a comedy show.

    • @andreasregner9518
      @andreasregner9518 5 років тому +5

      Not cryptic

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +4

      I have to go with Outkast as the worst. Ricky always yells about the answers only existing in Karl's head, but that literally was the case with that one, considering it was a clue about something so specific that happened in his life.

    • @johnnyfelcher8156
      @johnnyfelcher8156 3 роки тому

      Is craptic a word?

  • @buckbumble
    @buckbumble 8 років тому +70

    I'm dying at 'Yolk, oh no!'

  • @JaneDoe-zr4px
    @JaneDoe-zr4px 8 років тому +19

    Steve's laugh rules. Ricky's gets all the attention but Steve's is great too.

  • @barubary87
    @barubary87 7 років тому +33

    "Merry Christmas mum, smashing pumpkins!"
    "Thanks very much, nice bollocks."

  • @joemountfort1166
    @joemountfort1166 4 роки тому +9

    The way he tries to rush past Deli Meat Tree gets me every time

  • @thefartydoctor
    @thefartydoctor 10 років тому +61

    "May contain shite."
    Very few UA-camrs make me laugh... congratulations. xD

  • @everythingisbowler
    @everythingisbowler 10 років тому +19

    the silence at 15:06 is one of the funniest things ive ever heard

  • @bundiclionie1365
    @bundiclionie1365 8 років тому +11

    "He's got a tiny's child, right?" Classic.

  • @MightyIrons1989
    @MightyIrons1989 7 років тому +19

    Kenny Loggins haha, always cracks me up

  • @WhiteSleevedStu
    @WhiteSleevedStu 7 років тому +20

    Karl actually sounded so embarrassed about Deli Meat Tree bless him.

    • @TrekCycling
      @TrekCycling 6 років тому +2

      Stu Mackenzie - ‘N a meat tree ‘n that.

  • @adamweishaupt2846
    @adamweishaupt2846 7 років тому +9

    I love how quickly Karl says Deli Meat Tree, even Karl knew that one was craptic

  • @Actixwm
    @Actixwm 8 років тому +14

    You know it's going to be good when that Jamaican fella shows up

  • @jacob4690
    @jacob4690 9 років тому +73

    Buy on ferry

    • @Paul91-
      @Paul91- 4 роки тому +3

      Whats your first language?

  • @mattlord97
    @mattlord97 4 роки тому +3

    Bangles has to be one of the greatest moments in human history

  • @ErkaaJ
    @ErkaaJ 7 років тому +12

    Buy on ferry, Deli Meat Tree, and Christ! De Berg, is the best session of Rockbusters, period.

  • @indieskeptic
    @indieskeptic 11 років тому +6

    I actually spat my tea everywhere when he said hermans hermits!

  • @kubovicrachel
    @kubovicrachel 11 років тому +6

    Love Stephen's laugh after "De Trout Spinners" reveal!

  • @aidan7899
    @aidan7899 8 років тому +22

    This group is called the beatles, B.

  • @ChrisR395
    @ChrisR395 10 років тому +27

    Someone needs to start a band called Aerocobbler.

  • @laurentkelly150
    @laurentkelly150 9 років тому +30

    New Odour - Bo Monday

  • @KOIncRs
    @KOIncRs 10 років тому +25

    This man liked his wine hahhahahhaha

  • @luukeluketer1024
    @luukeluketer1024 9 років тому +22

    Jamaican fella had some aspirin .....free da pain.....Freda Payne......I kid you not but I had soup spill thru my nostrils.....

  • @Asidders
    @Asidders 11 років тому +9

    I so love Ricky's reaction to Dire Straits.
    "NO IT'S NOT DIRE STRAITS!! "

  • @BigPMitchell
    @BigPMitchell 9 років тому +9

    "Buy it ferry right tha..."
    "What?"
    "Buy on ferry"
    "What?"
    "Buy on ferry"
    "Whose buy on ferry? You mean brian ferry?"
    Best moment in whole of xfm

  • @davern6
    @davern6 9 років тому +28

    Buy it ferry
    WHAT?!
    Buy on ferry

    • @Crimson34533
      @Crimson34533 9 років тому +7

      davern6 the next time I'm going to France by boat, I WILL get my fags on there. because it's cheaper and that

    • @TrekCycling
      @TrekCycling 8 років тому

      +- FreeFlow - lol. Cheaper 'n that.

  • @lemaykaka22
    @lemaykaka22 8 років тому +62

    An a meat tree n that...

  • @Wrathmont313
    @Wrathmont313 11 років тому +7

    16:35 - "...And meat tree 'n that..."
    The sound of dignity slipping away.

  • @91debaser
    @91debaser 7 років тому +4

    'Buy it Ferry', 'Deli Meat Tree' and 'Christ! De Berg' are all in the same episode... Fucking sensational.

    • @saam77
      @saam77 6 років тому

      15:45

  • @33hegemon
    @33hegemon 9 років тому +19

    Where you take your dog a walk an' that, or you might go there on a Sunday, people might, sort of, taste that area.

  • @jenspyck
    @jenspyck 8 років тому +12

    Oxy moosic was brill-nant

  • @roccoxxxx1
    @roccoxxxx1 3 роки тому +1

    “Her mans her mits” is genius! Oh.. and have a good Christmas

  • @MyAdventureBook1
    @MyAdventureBook1 10 років тому +6

    I love how the more you listen the angrier Ricky progressively gets at Karl

  • @Paul91-
    @Paul91- 4 роки тому +2

    I love how most of Karl's clues involve a Jamaican fella doing something.

  • @jimmy2k4o
    @jimmy2k4o 4 роки тому +3

    “Rights that the last time
    We’re doing rockbusters “
    Famous last words

  • @JohnnyNatrium
    @JohnnyNatrium 6 років тому +14

    NO IT'S NOT DIRE STRAITS

  • @obscuredsatellitesinflight6034
    @obscuredsatellitesinflight6034 5 років тому +18

    What Group Is Bananadrama?!
    WHAT GROUP IS BANANADRAMA?!?!!

    • @Flynny009
      @Flynny009 4 роки тому +4

      You’re a fool, you’re a TWAT!

  • @chavedappelle
    @chavedappelle 5 років тому +6

    "French food in hand? I've NEVER heard of a band called French Food in Hand."

  • @91debaser
    @91debaser 9 років тому +6

    Karl never did quite grasp what cryptic meant. The Spaceshells haha...

  • @abbieisakilljoy6977
    @abbieisakilljoy6977 7 років тому +11

    I don't know if Karl did this but it just came to my head:
    A Jamaican fella realises he's suddenly by the coast.
    .....
    Oh! De Sea! (Odyssey)

    • @daryoushz1
      @daryoushz1 6 років тому +10

      AbbieIs AKilljoy we're never doing it again

    • @spreadthelove77
      @spreadthelove77 4 роки тому

      Play a record....

  • @IIJAMZYII
    @IIJAMZYII 10 років тому +11

    Look at that kitchen floor its got a biscuit on it.
    Lino-el Rich Tea. Lionel Richie.
    Yes, I am from Manchester.

  • @gezatherton1071
    @gezatherton1071 10 місяців тому +2

    “Ay Me Wine - Ouse” 😂😂😂

  • @vQuaLitYx
    @vQuaLitYx 8 років тому +2

    I must have watched this video about 100 times before going to sleep at night, so funny!

  • @netbookeater
    @netbookeater 10 років тому +7

    omg this is so funny! "Kenny Logins" hahahahaaaaa

  • @Greggorious123
    @Greggorious123 5 років тому +3

    ‘It’s terrifying Karl’

  • @mcn625
    @mcn625 11 років тому +4

    I think 'Christ, Da Berg' has to be my favorite

  • @BggProductions
    @BggProductions 10 років тому +26

    'Islasticka

  • @freddiejackson8918
    @freddiejackson8918 10 років тому +5

    "what's your first language?" hahaha

  • @TheConciseStatement
    @TheConciseStatement 11 років тому +3

    'Jamaican' seems to be Karl's get out clause for 'I don't know enough words'.

  • @Michele1ELL
    @Michele1ELL 8 років тому +60

    buy it ferry !

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 6 років тому

      Michele Neri your beautiful

    • @guskim434
      @guskim434 6 років тому +13

      Ah, for fuck's sake...

    • @smillatt2
      @smillatt2 5 років тому

      What!! Lol

    • @J8D2
      @J8D2 5 років тому

      That and 'kanyou west' have to be the worst rockbusters.

  • @marthastubbs8321
    @marthastubbs8321 4 роки тому +1

    XFM with these guys is the funniest thing I've ever heard

  • @knobbsalad1840
    @knobbsalad1840 4 роки тому +2

    The key to answering Rockbusters is to first list bands that fit the letters, then attempt to reverse engineer them to fit Karl's clues.

    • @JF-sb5mo
      @JF-sb5mo Рік тому

      Or in the case of free da pain you can't even list the acts that fit the letters

  • @TheEpicFaliGamer
    @TheEpicFaliGamer 3 роки тому

    The amount of times I’ve listened to these clips and they still make me laugh

  • @peteg22397
    @peteg22397 4 роки тому

    This came up when I searched for "Worst of Rockbusters" and this was the exact video I was looking for. The more I think about it, either title is equally valid xD

  • @calumgrindlay239
    @calumgrindlay239 5 років тому +2

    Brian Ferry - Buy on ferry has to the worst hahaha

  • @welshwizardzzz423
    @welshwizardzzz423 9 років тому +10

    ive figured out the teletubby with lice... its PO-lice

  • @amikhaeel7
    @amikhaeel7 2 роки тому

    Nothing can make me cry with laughter repeatedly like this compilation and the monkey news one. Literal tears

  • @oo_oo_oo
    @oo_oo_oo 2 роки тому

    Thank you for making this!

  • @Jimblazi
    @Jimblazi 10 років тому

    Brilliant. Never heard the 'Cauli Auzborn' one before. Really made me chuckle.

  • @mcn625
    @mcn625 11 років тому +1

    Steve's reaction to 'Ban-Gulls' is hilarious

  • @wolfofnovac5061
    @wolfofnovac5061 8 років тому +9

    Oh and er' have a good Christmas

  • @91debaser
    @91debaser 9 років тому +3

    The Kenny Loggins one is great haha. Especially compared to Karl's usual standard.

  • @33hegemon
    @33hegemon 9 років тому +14

    6:35
    "That is SHIT"

    • @Jay-nf1yi
      @Jay-nf1yi 8 років тому +6

      Rare Karl laugh

  • @harrisondenton2621
    @harrisondenton2621 Рік тому

    I love the fact that Ricky is taking it so seriously and Steve is just cracking up

  • @peterfrecker602
    @peterfrecker602 9 років тому +3

    Haha love "may contain shite"
    Bravo!

  • @liamnevilleviolist1809
    @liamnevilleviolist1809 Рік тому +1

    15:19 the anger from Ricky at that particular point got me! Haha

  • @Valto4life
    @Valto4life 5 років тому +1

    My stomach hurts so much from laughing. I couldn't guess a single one of these, they're so shite. This is absolutely perfect.

  • @shrimpanzee001
    @shrimpanzee001 11 років тому +3

    "Dear Streets? I've never heard of them, are they a band?"
    "That's Dire Straits"
    "NO IT'S NOT DIRE STRAITS!"

  • @812DirtyJ
    @812DirtyJ 5 років тому +1

    The greatest trio to ever bicker.

  • @TMLeafsGuy
    @TMLeafsGuy 9 років тому +12

    Her name isn't A Getoutofmewinehouse.
    Christ the Berg.

  • @Summer-lt8zt
    @Summer-lt8zt 5 років тому +1

    Christ, de berg! Is literally one of the funniest things I've ever heard on the show lmao. It kills me every time.

  • @mrcallum992
    @mrcallum992 8 років тому +65

    Who's the fella that scared the girls, initials ES
    Ed sheeran (Ed, she ran)

    • @mrcallum992
      @mrcallum992 8 років тому +9

      So proud of that. Lolol

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 8 років тому +9

      +Callum Dreezer Shite!

    • @kaykko
      @kaykko 8 років тому +72

      Play a record.

    • @richie616799
      @richie616799 8 років тому

      +Callum Dreezer pretty good mate ☺

    • @guyfromaucklandnz
      @guyfromaucklandnz 7 років тому +3

      I honestly thought that was a real rockbuster until I remembered Ed Sheeran wasn't around back then.

  • @iroveashe
    @iroveashe 8 років тому +11

    Christ, da berg
    Say it again
    No

  • @jk7738
    @jk7738 6 років тому +3

    I’m here for Christ de Berg

  • @DJVulpus
    @DJVulpus 10 років тому +2

    Smashing Pumpkins was brilliant

  • @Richard-qy1le
    @Richard-qy1le 4 роки тому

    Love how he quickly tries to skip over them before Ricky can react xD

  • @JoeWright30
    @JoeWright30 11 років тому +1

    Aerocobbler had me crying with laughter

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Рік тому

    I love how Karl was already using the "we've done a lot of them now" excuse 4 weeks in lol

  • @WildBassfly
    @WildBassfly 7 років тому +11

    Christ! De Burg!

  • @bobs1989
    @bobs1989 6 років тому +3

    “ Christ de berg”
    “ who’s that?”
    “What?”
    “ who’s that?
    “Who’s what?”
    Who’s Christ de berg?”
    “Chris de burgh”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @benangell225
    @benangell225 5 років тому +1

    I love the palpable sense of shame in Karl's voice at 16:33 (after trying to rush past that answer the first time)

  • @the0th
    @the0th 9 років тому +1

    "if you keep beating, this part of your body will get bigger" LOL