"Twaddle" - XFM Compilation

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  • @richardthelionheart8656
    @richardthelionheart8656 9 років тому +200

    "Any dates?"
    "I think it was in Belgium"

  • @Morgan_LFC
    @Morgan_LFC 7 днів тому +2

    November 2024 here and still funny. Been listening on and off for over a decade now 😊

  • @jameskeane9721
    @jameskeane9721 10 років тому +460

    I've started to say 'play a record' whenever some one says something stupid.

  • @Marco-nv6ps
    @Marco-nv6ps 4 роки тому +116

    Sometimes i think its a small miracle that Ricky Gervais of all people met karl
    Not just because hes funny beyond belief but also that Ricky is probably the only person in the world who can speak to him in certain ways and get the very best of his Karl moments out of him

    • @sheridansay8667
      @sheridansay8667 7 місяців тому +1

      If Ricky wasn't so lazy the entire trio wouldn't exist 😅

    • @_..-.._..-.._
      @_..-.._..-.._ 3 місяці тому +1

      True, Karl seems off-putting to most people and they never dig below the surface where he goes from seeming unfriendly & unintelligent to hilarious and genius in a few very specific ways.

  • @benangell225
    @benangell225 7 років тому +119

    1:47:36 when Mad World fades in is possibly the most perfect moment in radio history

    • @Unrealaernu
      @Unrealaernu 4 роки тому +14

      Karl is a genius

    • @ankakul5530
      @ankakul5530 3 роки тому +22

      No the most perfect moment is when karl was right about the lighthouse light being off during the day and steve coming to his rescue followed by his triumphant scream

    • @martymcfly5528
      @martymcfly5528 3 роки тому +11

      @@ankakul5530 Karl has WON!

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 2 роки тому +7

      @@martymcfly5528 waheheheheeeyy!!

  • @DOGGYSTYL32012
    @DOGGYSTYL32012 10 років тому +349

    I honestly STILL listen to these XFM Podcasts/Podfather Series/RGS while relaxing & trying to fall asleep. Still hilarious.

    • @RockoOfBolton
      @RockoOfBolton 10 років тому +15

      Me too thought I was the only one :)

    • @deborahmpa1
      @deborahmpa1 10 років тому +14

      Completely thought I was the only human in the world who found these 3 (mostly Karl) to be the best mood enhancing and relaxing humans in the world.

    • @DOGGYSTYL32012
      @DOGGYSTYL32012 10 років тому +6

      deborahmpa1 I'd compare it to transcendental meditation for comedy fans....I'll set an 9 hour Playlist so I know it's still on when I wake up. ;) Seasons 1-3 of XFM I've probably cycled through 50 times each. It's therapeutic. I've even got some Audible Downloads on my phone for on-the-go situations.

    • @ShoeLube
      @ShoeLube 10 років тому +3

      Same here. Finding it hard to find new material but still enjoy cycling through the old stuff.

    • @tonyburns2710
      @tonyburns2710 10 років тому +2

      I do the exact same thing! I'm glad I'm not the only one :)

  • @scottellison2006
    @scottellison2006 9 років тому +88

    every night I listen to the podcasts to fall asleep too. sheer brilliance!

    • @yacinedaghmoum470
      @yacinedaghmoum470 9 років тому +1

      +Ross Jarvis same here, I'm addicted to listening to them before I sleep, but sometimes Ricky's laugh wakes me up haha.

    • @mlzellers
      @mlzellers 9 років тому

      +Scott Ellison i do that often as well

    • @scottellison2006
      @scottellison2006 9 років тому

      I fuxin love these 3

    • @MrGeeza
      @MrGeeza 9 років тому +1

      Me too but I will hear a funny moment from karl and be wide awake crying with laughter

    • @scottellison2006
      @scottellison2006 9 років тому

      They never get old

  • @ryandobie9400
    @ryandobie9400 9 років тому +81

    Come on Steve. Come on Steve, you're making this a mockery.... so the budgie's depressed because he can sense a ghost, yeah?

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 3 роки тому +1

      I've been laughing so hard at that for months now

  • @Alenarien
    @Alenarien 10 років тому +85

    I love how jealous Ricky and Steve are when they hear that Karl's been hanging out with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.

  • @ChristopherStendeck
    @ChristopherStendeck 11 років тому +78

    "...never saw the man 'ole cover again!" Is the bit that kills me every time. Perfectly sums up Karl's ability to find the most ordinary story inexplicable or supernatural.

    • @johnglennmercury7
      @johnglennmercury7 Рік тому

      0:44:09 the nuclear experiment / manhole cover one is true

    • @Anon-mt7ul
      @Anon-mt7ul Рік тому +1

      @43:47 is one of Ricky's best ever laughs - you can just hear all the air leaving his body.

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 9 років тому +201

    This is not a radio show. It is the televised slow breakdown of Ricky Gervais' mind as his unstoppably stubborn inquisitive nature tries to penetrate the mind of Karl Pilkington.
    He bashes his head against Karl's in a futile attempt to understand and is eventually driven quite literally to the breaking point.
    If you listened to XFM back in the day, over the course of time you could actually hear the wear and tear on Ricky's mind. He was slowly losing it. He was just getting increasingly more and more aggravated by every single thing Karl said.
    It was the most pure form of art we will ever see.

    • @JohnSmith-ve1eu
      @JohnSmith-ve1eu 9 років тому +1

      Where can I find the old XFM shows and the old podcasts?

    • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
      @Sheriff_GrimLaw 9 років тому +10

      +John Smith ManMoth is the man to go to. x

    • @JohnSmith-ve1eu
      @JohnSmith-ve1eu 9 років тому

      +BigJamook thanks

    • @emweeriot1081
      @emweeriot1081 9 років тому +7

      +BigJamook I still want a tattoo of a moth with a big round manc Karl Pilkington head

    • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
      @Sheriff_GrimLaw 9 років тому

      +emweeriot Do it and send me a link. x

  • @WatainMC
    @WatainMC 10 років тому +42

    This shadow/bike story is by far the most hilarious thing ive ever heard.

  • @bicolouredprawn
    @bicolouredprawn 9 років тому +78

    "Did they sort out the fire in your oven..............................That your WIFE told us about?"

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 8 років тому

      I've always wondered how do u have a fire in an oven ?

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 5 років тому

      @@ryanedwards177 yh but what would be wrong with that ?

    • @ryanedwards177
      @ryanedwards177 5 років тому +5

      @@15-Peter-20well I nearly had a fire in the oven the other day.. i didn't take the cardboard off the bottom of a pizza .. novice mistake lol

    • @ryanedwards177
      @ryanedwards177 5 років тому +1

      It's got a naked flame at the back like

  • @josiewilliams775
    @josiewilliams775 8 років тому +20

    1:47:40 The slow fade into the calm music as Ricky is screaming his head off is just magical XD

  • @emweeriot1081
    @emweeriot1081 9 років тому +23

    I still come back to these clips all these years later, I often used to listen to the podcasts in the gym or on the train and get the dodgiest looks for laughing to myself!

  • @victoriaollier2345
    @victoriaollier2345 6 років тому +33

    “Where did you get this?”
    *rustling paper
    “Internet.”

  • @MelancholicEcho
    @MelancholicEcho 9 років тому +89

    "Oh, sor-ry, sor-ry, I thought it was shhhite."

  • @gabeplg
    @gabeplg 11 років тому +69

    The pork chop story had me in tears!

    • @nin920
      @nin920 10 років тому +4

      Always one of my favorites as well!

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 3 роки тому +2

      Of couse it wasn't!

  • @bextasaurus
    @bextasaurus 11 років тому +102

    These guys honestly make me so happy.

    • @TTIOTT
      @TTIOTT 10 років тому +17

      Same! There is no funnier podcast/radio show.

  • @stu1701E
    @stu1701E 9 років тому +77

    They often mention their failure to win radio awards and critical acclaim with this show, and receive "constructive criticism" from other radio personalities of the time. Nearly 15 years on do those others enjoy the same success and cult following as these three?
    This particular brand of absolute twaddle doesn't date very much. If it were more factual, satirical or politically relevant it would have been forgotten by now.

    • @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany
      @EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany 9 років тому +4

      +Century22 IKR. I don't even hear about any other radio shows from Europe, let alone podcasts.

    • @basedgodstrugglin
      @basedgodstrugglin 5 років тому +4

      I mean parts was turned into a HBO show. If it wasn’t uniquely shit it wouldn’t have been on HBO

  • @MrFoxInc
    @MrFoxInc 9 років тому +27

    Literally died on the "manhole cover on the atomic bomb"-thing
    how does he make these words come out of his mouth
    I just love the feller, I love him.

    • @thewildkid5968
      @thewildkid5968 9 років тому +5

      You LITERALLY died? Well...

    • @samuelmalley6795
      @samuelmalley6795 7 років тому +8

      misterfox that is genuinely a true story, though the explination might not have been amazing ahah.

    • @Dingalow
      @Dingalow 5 років тому +7

      @@samuelmalley6795 Karl has a special talent of taking real stories and filtering them into actual bollocks

  • @louisheywood1240
    @louisheywood1240 9 років тому +58

    The only radio station where i enjoy the talking more than the music

  • @jamesmoore1098
    @jamesmoore1098 2 роки тому +5

    2022 and I’m still falling asleep to this 😂 unreal podcast !

  • @danp379
    @danp379 8 років тому +69

    Mad innit

  • @dannycheesums
    @dannycheesums 9 років тому +19

    It was the baby that had the power

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 3 роки тому +5

    Your videos are cures for anxiety, hangover, hangover-anxiety, depression, insomnia and crippling boredom. Thank you dearly

  • @armashuvitz
    @armashuvitz 9 років тому +23

    That pork chop story is probably the funniest anecdote I've ever heard. How Ricky didn't collapse into a cackling fool is beyond me.

    • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
      @Sheriff_GrimLaw 9 років тому

      Went inside her how? Like up her ass or something or just absorbed "inside her" fat ass?!..x

    • @nathangordon4891
      @nathangordon4891 9 років тому

      He's mentioned this since then, he meant like, attached to her skin 😂

  • @QueeferSutherland1
    @QueeferSutherland1 4 місяці тому +2

    "Snakes are deaf..so as long as you're quiet"
    - KP

  • @Sknib616
    @Sknib616  11 років тому +17

    You're not alone. I fell in love with the podcasts and radio shows because I felt like I was part of their stupid conversations. As you said it kept the loneliness at bay.

  • @ketgremlin8776
    @ketgremlin8776 3 роки тому +4

    Honestly the best bid of media to come out of the 2000’s so much to listen to and it’s all gold

  • @mrcallum992
    @mrcallum992 11 років тому +31

    There's a shadow somewhere....... Hahahahahahahah

  • @hittman1412
    @hittman1412 10 років тому +20

    It was pushing people off the bikes.

  • @DerDudeInShanghai
    @DerDudeInShanghai 11 років тому +28

    It's not his Volt!

  • @busydad4858
    @busydad4858 11 років тому +14

    I discovered this whole body of work when I was going through a dull, down, skint, rubbish period in my life - but these three kept me cheered up all the way through it. Now things are great for me, and one of the reasons why is stuff like this compilation. I salute you boys.

  • @ZuvioxArts
    @ZuvioxArts 10 років тому +22

    I love it when moments like 1:25:55 occur. I love it when Karl says something and Steve just gives out a sort of high pitch squeak meanwhile i can imagine Ricky is just sat next to him looking at karl thinking "What the fuck is this twaddle" hahaha

  • @amitjoshi4557
    @amitjoshi4557 5 років тому +4

    I know that xfm is done and finished but I actually listen to this so much. I listen to These podcasts at work and even when I'm in bed trying to sleep. Good stuff man, old material never gets old.

  • @Goochbot
    @Goochbot 11 років тому +14

    "IT WAS A JACKET!!!"
    "Ohhhhh"

  • @SmoHawk69
    @SmoHawk69 10 років тому +4

    These XFM shows were top class!! Still listen to them from start to finish at least once a year. Funny as fuck!!

    • @Sheriff_GrimLaw
      @Sheriff_GrimLaw 9 років тому +2

      Once a year?!
      You don't even dabble, man.
      Wait till you have a full blown, everyday addiction! x

  • @buckeyegrrl
    @buckeyegrrl 3 роки тому +2

    cant believe how many times I've listened to Karl & company and STILL makes me laugh even though I've heard every podcast.

  • @allegrot438
    @allegrot438 10 років тому +8

    "Got a job on radio, he were normal." HAHAHAHA I love these guys.

  • @UnknownUser-xp1dp
    @UnknownUser-xp1dp 5 років тому +8

    “Stuck some bacon on his head.” “Everyone loves a bit of bacon.”

  • @HeatyFrog
    @HeatyFrog 7 років тому +14

    R: Why are you whispering?
    K: Cause it's like "oooh..."
    R: It's not illegal to talk about ghosts on the radio.
    K: No no, but I'm...
    S: It's eerie.

  • @sonofeast11
    @sonofeast11 10 років тому +5

    The bit about the man going into the doctors with a bad ear had me in tears for about 20 minutes!

  • @tamsinmaidment
    @tamsinmaidment 6 років тому +8

    "Cant see the baby in it, chucking the baby out the window with the bath water"
    I am dying of laughter haha

  • @petesorensenguitar
    @petesorensenguitar 2 роки тому +9

    Karl believing the size 36 Levi's story is an incredible moment.

    • @newdawnfades5725
      @newdawnfades5725 2 роки тому +5

      his mind is so innocent and childlike it's actually quite sweet haha

  • @lexilawless4417
    @lexilawless4417 9 років тому +37

    She boiled her brain. LMFAO

  • @06alepea1
    @06alepea1 3 роки тому +5

    Who's still listening to this today? I listen while feeling asleep.

  • @GL3B3Gaming
    @GL3B3Gaming 4 роки тому +2

    Still listen to these 3 everyday! Wish they would sit down together again and make some more about all the technology that’s came out and being designed

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow 5 років тому +11

    I love that Karl's basis on the hairy Chinese kid being weird wasn't that he was absurdly hairy for not only a person but a child, but that he was hairy for a Chinese person. Also the idea that people in China were thinking like Karl and going "boy we're normally not that hairy! How weird is that?"

  • @philmoufarrege
    @philmoufarrege 9 років тому +52

    1:23:50 "how do birds fly, well if you're going to be like that, tallest buliding is..." LMAO

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 9 років тому

      +Phil Moufarrege Karl is the best

  • @marcooosization
    @marcooosization 8 років тому +6

    this is the best compilation of karl ever!!!

  • @timtim1779
    @timtim1779 7 років тому +11

    never saw that manhole cover again

  • @lewis96L-s4e
    @lewis96L-s4e 10 років тому +40

    ABSOLUTE TWADDLE

  • @KurseMedia
    @KurseMedia 8 років тому +9

    26:32
    "Ohh noo" xD
    Played that over & over for weeks and it just gets funnier :')

  • @kanaray9646
    @kanaray9646 9 років тому +23

    So they wrapped some bacon...

    • @janpec10
      @janpec10 8 років тому

      Sure they did, everyone loves a smell of bacon.

  • @moleman388
    @moleman388 11 років тому +4

    Ricky's laugh is hysterical. It's so loud and catches on and it just makes the situation funnier.

  • @mcn625
    @mcn625 11 років тому +11

    'What do you reckon you could do without a head then?' !

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 8 місяців тому +3

    1:26:13 It's Not His Volt is god tier.

  • @abbieisakilljoy6977
    @abbieisakilljoy6977 11 років тому +35

    'Jaffa cakes.....they can cure..cancer.'

  • @WindowsXPFrog
    @WindowsXPFrog 11 років тому +10

    I feel the same. I was going through depression last year and listening to these actually helped me. Humor helps.

    • @colinsmith484
      @colinsmith484 4 роки тому +1

      Seven years later and the same for me. Hope you are happy & healthy! Humor indeed helps 😊

  • @syok1107
    @syok1107 3 роки тому +2

    the twaddle parts were my favourite parts of the shows

  • @TehWench
    @TehWench 11 років тому +2

    I work alone, these podcasts really help me man.

  • @GoOnLaurie
    @GoOnLaurie 8 років тому +19

    "Your soul weighs an ounce"
    "Your ass-soul weighs an ounce"

  • @LathamJA
    @LathamJA 9 років тому +4

    My favourite thing about the execution stories is that Karl proclaims there to have been the same number of steps as there were blinks in the first story: 32.

  • @CuthbertCream
    @CuthbertCream 9 років тому +14

    Karl trying fade out Ricky at 15:05
    Xdd

  • @BoxCoverArt
    @BoxCoverArt 9 років тому +14

    43:38 thats a good laugh there.

  • @Aceimus1066
    @Aceimus1066 2 роки тому +3

    Anyone else still here in 2022?

  • @15-Peter-20
    @15-Peter-20 8 років тому +4

    Best compilation on UA-cam

  • @BigFellaThx
    @BigFellaThx 12 років тому +2

    The Boston Shadow is the greatest anecdote ever and it ends with the greatest sentence ever spoken

  • @JFKUnderscore
    @JFKUnderscore 9 років тому +1

    i was so happy when i thoughjt it was just ricks reactions xD that would be a brilliant compilation, just like the first few secs of this

  • @MrMongoose221
    @MrMongoose221 4 роки тому +4

    It's crazy to think this was on daytime radio. Not only the swearing from Ricky but also half the topics they discuss. Love it 😂

  • @TechnoBambino
    @TechnoBambino 10 років тому +3

    "Well...budgies are always a bit chirpy aren't they."
    I'm crying

  • @HamptonFarly
    @HamptonFarly 11 років тому +3

    I thought he was gonna say 'the next day the baby was hopping around acting like a Parrot'

  • @ValkyrieDaisy95
    @ValkyrieDaisy95 11 років тому +56

    THIS IS SUCH SHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
    XD lol Ricky's laughing fits are amazing XD

  • @sandwichbreath0
    @sandwichbreath0 10 років тому +10

    "He's a slightly laughable man, but a great artist."

  • @Craydlin
    @Craydlin Рік тому

    This might be my favorite RSK compilation!

  • @241N786
    @241N786 8 років тому +8

    Karl is the biggest troll and he does not realise it.

  • @SushantBhadkamkar
    @SushantBhadkamkar 11 років тому +1

    Thank god I am listening to this while I'm working from home. I just exploded when I heard the feng shui bit, my office mates would have thought I've gone mental.

  • @apocalypse123
    @apocalypse123 10 років тому +11

    36:31 baby that had the power. what power? the power of voodoo. who do? you do. do what? remind me of the babe.

  • @EMD_HOKIO
    @EMD_HOKIO Рік тому +4

    I will never understand why they can’t do a charity show just once in this shitty time of life

  • @Gl3nn75
    @Gl3nn75 11 років тому

    Same. I downloaded every single one of their podcasts. XFM, Ricky Gervais Show, specials, guides, etc. I just have it on repeat on itunes. It just makes you feel better.

  • @dixon97a
    @dixon97a 11 років тому +14

    Play a record. . . .

  • @15-Peter-20
    @15-Peter-20 10 років тому +3

    It was pushing people of there bikes .... Gets me every time hahaha

  • @RIOTPUNK1977
    @RIOTPUNK1977 8 років тому

    so glad you created & uploaded these cool videos. love em.

  • @mtan7024
    @mtan7024 9 років тому +13

    How you got this down to 1hr50 is beyond me.

  • @jedwardnygma9245
    @jedwardnygma9245 11 років тому +2

    Also, This is one of few things that can almost ALWAYS lift me mood, if im feling down this will normaly cheer me up, not because of how bloody funny it is, but because Ricky has such a dirty infectious laugh.

  • @JavedMohamed
    @JavedMohamed 6 років тому +1

    How do you people sleep listening to this??? I laugh so hard I wake myself up every time! :D

  • @phillipmorrison9607
    @phillipmorrison9607 4 роки тому +5

    Just noticed you actually hear Karl laugh at 09:58

  • @Hoplasa
    @Hoplasa 2 роки тому +1

    i like Karls origin story for how lego got its name alot more than the actual one xd

  • @thebeatles240
    @thebeatles240 10 років тому +8

    Boils 'er brain.

  • @AbsoluteFitnessKent
    @AbsoluteFitnessKent 11 років тому

    When I'm ill these guys always make me feel better.

  • @HotelBravo0499
    @HotelBravo0499 4 роки тому +3

    Man alive

  • @tombeast17
    @tombeast17 11 років тому

    Thank you so much for this. Just had eye surgery and can't really watch anything, so thiss is perfect.

  • @ResidentMatty
    @ResidentMatty 11 років тому

    On days that I don't want to talk to people I stick these on and just listen.

  • @garyttomo1641
    @garyttomo1641 8 років тому +2

    just realised the coincidence, he blinked 32 times and he walked 32 steps lol, I love karl

    • @marthagonzalez5839
      @marthagonzalez5839 8 років тому

      OMG I noticed that too LOL Carl makes Connections in such an obvious way as I doubt he even noticed it LOL

  • @MephistoWaits
    @MephistoWaits 11 років тому

    I'm with you guys. I've heard all the episodes I can find, and I relisten to them at least once a year. I laugh every time.

  • @TheMikeyReilly
    @TheMikeyReilly 11 років тому +2

    What I love most is how much Ricky says 'shit', 'twat' etc. on a live mainstream Saturday afternoon radio show.

  • @matei16
    @matei16 9 років тому +2

    Karl's reactions to the urban myths are amazing hahahaha

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 9 місяців тому +1

    48:59 why not, Karl? It never stops you any other time you speak...

  • @livejts3301
    @livejts3301 4 місяці тому +1

    1:38:18 The Only time I recall Ricky ever saying “ Stop The Record”