Fisto and the Atomic Wrangler - Wang Dang Atomic Tango - Fallout New Vegas Lore

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  • @oxhorn
    @oxhorn  7 років тому +1740

    This video includes the full story of the Atomic Wrangler and all of its quests. If you're just looking for Fisto, skip to 44:50.

    • @agnesmealin3714
      @agnesmealin3714 7 років тому +138

      Oxhorn hey do you assume the position regularly

    • @tiefighter8401
      @tiefighter8401 7 років тому +35

      HEY I REPLIED
      Can you tell me when Old world blues is? I have a toaster radio brodcast to set up

    • @kobeblackwell5465
      @kobeblackwell5465 7 років тому +15

      Oxhorn lmao

    • @thederpyfish7855
      @thederpyfish7855 7 років тому +21

      Poor oxhorn

    • @kingbleh
      @kingbleh 7 років тому +16

      Oxhorn Hey Oxhorn, did you know there is a 'glitch' with Fisto (at least on the PS3 but I think all platforms have it) where if you decline to take their services when you talk to them they pay you 10 caps each time, its apparently because they say the same line if you refuse, or accept then ask for a refund in the bedroom
      It can take a while but it's basically a way of getting as much money as you could ever want lol

  • @off-topic3278
    @off-topic3278 6 років тому +809

    Raul's face after the sexbot thing, he has been scarred for life

    • @MotoErgoSum
      @MotoErgoSum 5 років тому +48

      If we'd had more time to work on the game we could have added things like a Scarred For Life achievement.

    • @nukulardragon3891
      @nukulardragon3891 5 років тому +27

      It was probably more traumatizing than when he saw his family burned in his home by raiders after the bombs fell

    • @maxwllcool
      @maxwllcool 5 років тому +11

      @@MotoErgoSum I hate Bethesda. Imagine if they weren't annoying douchbags that rushed newvegas and how spectacular it could have been. Dont know how you guys managed to work with them. Especially after getting cucked out of royalties.

    • @erenthebombjaeger
      @erenthebombjaeger 5 років тому +1

      Freakin love your pfp John

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 3 роки тому

      I mean wasn't he already scared for life? Being a ghoul did numbers on his skin.

  • @Green--X
    @Green--X 5 років тому +1134

    "dont get dead"
    *INTELLIGENCE 11/10*

  • @twinkiemonster4412
    @twinkiemonster4412 6 років тому +933

    "Im not a Ghoul, but you make me go Feral"
    Oh man, wish I saw this before Valentines day 😂😂

  • @TayBrando
    @TayBrando 5 років тому +1992

    Poor Raul had to watch you get fisted by a robot.
    Twice.

    • @stormchaser1547
      @stormchaser1547 4 роки тому +146

      I bet Raul is traumatised after that and changed his view of the courier lol

    • @S0renz
      @S0renz 4 роки тому +96

      I can't feel my legs!

    • @SpacedudeProductions
      @SpacedudeProductions 4 роки тому +55

      Said a bisexual vampire that may or may not have anything to do with a steamroller

    • @adamlucas2203
      @adamlucas2203 4 роки тому +61

      Raul: I can leave.......
      Ox: STAY!

    • @Sarapapa666
      @Sarapapa666 4 роки тому +58

      In my game, I had Boone with me. I think I just gave him another reason to off himself.

  • @TheCraftgod
    @TheCraftgod 3 роки тому +372

    Oxhorn: "Where on earth we're gonna find a Ghoul Cowboy?"
    Raul: "no"
    Oxhorn: "I mean yeah we have Rau-"
    Raul: *"NO"*

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 6 місяців тому +5

      Reminds me of kotor 2 when you have Visas in your company when talking about finding a female dancer for Votta the Hutt and she just cuts in to refuse.

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 5 місяців тому +3

      "Sure boss, I'll just give up honoring Rafaela's memory after _you_ told me to pick up my guns again and- ah, I know- Become a ghoul cowboy boytoy. Least I still get to keep the hat, huh boss?"

  • @AmateurWeeb2
    @AmateurWeeb2 7 років тому +3144

    Friend: so what do you do in your free time?"
    Me: I watch a 53 minute video on the lore of a fisting robot"

  • @MCPunk55
    @MCPunk55 7 років тому +865

    "Please assume the position". I'm only 26 and I already fear a prostate exam...

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 7 років тому +101

      As long as you don't hear jackhammer noises coming from the Drs office you should be ok.

    • @MCPunk55
      @MCPunk55 7 років тому +28

      That's quite the imagination...

    • @joycebirrey725
      @joycebirrey725 6 років тому +25

      _i am programmed for your pleasure_

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 5 років тому +12

      At least you don't have to go to a gynecologist.

    • @billhughes7927
      @billhughes7927 4 роки тому +15

      They’re not bad at all, and it saved my father’s life, so please no one avoid them for stupid reasons. Actually look into what happens during them, don’t inaccurately imagine a doctor just putting a rubber glove on and ramming his hand up your ass, it’s not like that at all.

  • @mrblack5145
    @mrblack5145 7 років тому +324

    My first playthrough, I was a complete Bambi to this quest line. I went with Old Ben, because I had no idea that Santiago was an option. I had already found Beatrix, so I thought of her immediately.. as far as Fisto.. that's something else entirely. I spent 4 hours trying to find the door myself, ended up going online for help. Once I found Fisto, I uploaded the personality, and through my own curiosity I was.. well.. yeah. Once the screen went dark I knew it was gonna be bad. After the sound effects kicked in, I was terrified I would get the "Silent Farts" perk or "Rectal Bleeding" perk. It wasn't until I turned around and realized Boone had rounded the corner from killing the rats and saw the whole thing. I know that his face had limited animations, but I swear on a box of kittens that I saw shame behind those sunglasses. He never asked me to assist with his side quest either. Frankly, I don't blame him. When you catch you best friend with a protection elbow deep in them, you will probably spend a fair amount of time re-evaluating your life goals. After the quest, I never stepped foot into the Atomic Wrangler again. Although I have to wonder.. how exactly does a protection wash their.. um.. traffic cone sized blaster arms? In any case, keep up the great work Oxhorn, I'm already a subscriber but I absolutely love the work you do.
    (Edit: fixed grammar mistakes)

  • @dag_will2615
    @dag_will2615 4 роки тому +451

    "Are ya winnin' son?"
    *while being fisted by a robot in a video game, a single tear rolls down my cheek* "yeah"

  • @northumbriabushcraft1208
    @northumbriabushcraft1208 5 років тому +203

    The noise fisto makes is hilarious.
    The voice you put on when hiring Beatrix was priceless.

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 3 роки тому

      And hiring Santiago is just.. plain

  • @duckaduck3608
    @duckaduck3608 7 років тому +1219

    I feel horrible for Raul at the end. Having to watch all this crap happening.

    • @brycekrispiez714
      @brycekrispiez714 6 років тому +84

      King Francis Alexander I Hey he dodged a bullet. He’s a male ghoul cowboy lol

    • @princeskyrider1226
      @princeskyrider1226 5 років тому +28

      @@brycekrispiez714 I mean I wouldn't mind a robot who can probably move at the pace of a speeding car shoving his hand up my ass that sounds wonderful.

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 5 років тому +32

      @@princeskyrider1226 But Fisto doesn't use any lube first. You're a mad man.

    • @princeskyrider1226
      @princeskyrider1226 5 років тому +8

      @@karawithgun8148 I like it hard and fast lube or not my ass is ready to receive fisto's love.

    • @judgeboony2695
      @judgeboony2695 5 років тому +18

      Raul likes to watch

  • @sunnyd9921
    @sunnyd9921 7 років тому +404

    You could say that Beatrix's services are a tad...
    Feral?

  • @meem3816
    @meem3816 7 років тому +889

    "Don't get dead." Caleb knows how to spoken.

    • @Darkstalker212
      @Darkstalker212 7 років тому +26

      MeeM His MoMA didn't rise his speech-craft..

    • @elduderino7519
      @elduderino7519 7 років тому +15

      It gets writed "spoken" but you say it "speeched" when someone else does it

    • @theeboof5100
      @theeboof5100 7 років тому +2

      MeeM im caleb

    • @drewskers
      @drewskers 7 років тому +4

      I want to say that this is a Speed reference. Joe Morton says to Keanu Reeves "Dont get dead" at one point

    • @The804R
      @The804R 7 років тому +4

      "Get learned how to make stuff more deader" US Army

  • @SnowblindOtter
    @SnowblindOtter 4 роки тому +141

    Oxhorn: Tells Santiago to put something on.
    Also Oxhorn: Pays Santiago to take everything off.

  • @diothethotslayer1451
    @diothethotslayer1451 6 років тому +176

    Dont mind Raul. Just standing around watching this crap go down

    • @jfarrar19
      @jfarrar19 4 роки тому +6

      This is weird for me too, Boss

  • @kasinokaiser1319
    @kasinokaiser1319 7 років тому +2279

    Next video: Is it Moral to love Fisto?

    • @stefanstoyanov7460
      @stefanstoyanov7460 7 років тому +150

      Kasino Kaiser Who does not love Fisto? Even those who are denying are just lying.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 7 років тому +105

      Denial is the worst kind of lie...because it is the lie you tell yourself.

    • @milk.1394
      @milk.1394 7 років тому +43

      Fisto or Curie?

    • @smash3r01
      @smash3r01 7 років тому +49

      Waterproof Goose Fisto is far more human.

    • @CRocketSlim
      @CRocketSlim 7 років тому +42

      I thought Fisto wasn't really about love so much as just... earning his name

  • @darrensmiles9149
    @darrensmiles9149 7 років тому +199

    This has to be the silliest, longest, and greatest lore video you've done yet.

    • @jothamheystee
      @jothamheystee 7 років тому +7

      Make Me Smile Oxhorn has made a few videos longer than this. Oh wait, did you mean? Oh.. Well.. Um.. Okay!

  • @kingofdaplayazball5817
    @kingofdaplayazball5817 7 років тому +500

    Santiago: FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING... *NOTHING AT ALL.*

  • @ernestocelmagnific5345
    @ernestocelmagnific5345 6 років тому +315

    I think the robot is the most normal out of these.

    • @mkgaca8721
      @mkgaca8721 4 роки тому +12

      @Cameron Hudson Your just gay. (not ment to be mean lol)

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 4 роки тому +9

      Santiago's the least worst one.

    • @Dripbaru
      @Dripbaru 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah I’d much rather, well you know, with a robot compared to a corpse.

    • @SirFlooberis
      @SirFlooberis 2 роки тому

      @@Dripbaru aii people got kinks XD

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 2 роки тому +1

      Uh smooth talker seems pretty normal

  • @razgriss5882
    @razgriss5882 6 років тому +300

    that must be really awkward for raul to witness

    • @smward87
      @smward87 6 років тому +21

      Raul has been around the block himself a few hundred thousand times. Nothing phases him anymore.

    • @Piedpi20
      @Piedpi20 4 роки тому

      smward87 has v i

    • @Piedpi20
      @Piedpi20 4 роки тому

      smward87
      IYeah

    • @Piedpi20
      @Piedpi20 4 роки тому

      smward87 i

    • @Piedpi20
      @Piedpi20 4 роки тому

      smward87 ioiv polo. Cool game and ioi

  • @exantiuse497
    @exantiuse497 7 років тому +316

    Poor Raul, all those things he's seen, can never be unseen

    • @artmaster9869
      @artmaster9869 6 років тому +17

      Or he just got really horny ;-)

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 6 років тому

      Art master 98 Or yiur just being a jackass to him...

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 6 років тому +1

      Art master 98 your*

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 6 років тому +8

      Or he's just not phased by it with all the OTHER stuff he's seen.

    • @Appyboi
      @Appyboi 6 років тому +11

      He's over 200 hundred years old if I'm correct so he's probably seen weirder things happen between a human and a robot.

  • @Demented13
    @Demented13 7 років тому +1213

    I can tell beatrix's Oxhorns favorite

    • @milk.1394
      @milk.1394 7 років тому +78

      Really? Ox struck me as a Santiago sort of man.

    • @CZEFrank
      @CZEFrank 7 років тому +235

      His disgust is as faked as Garret's about the sexbot

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 7 років тому +70

      I am surprised she didn't charge more seeing as Raul was there "watching" the whole time :D

    • @theoutsiders8387
      @theoutsiders8387 7 років тому +39

      Demented13 is it weird that every time I talk to fisto I immediately get 10 caps

    • @Chase_1734
      @Chase_1734 7 років тому +16

      Demented13 you mean Beatrix is not Beatrix's. The apostrophe and S show ownership

  • @Vacadero
    @Vacadero 7 років тому +249

    I'm sad you don't hear a whip crack with Beatrix

  • @MatthewHodges
    @MatthewHodges 3 роки тому +21

    Imagine being Raul, managing to survive the Great War, Black Mountain, Mexico, going through all this loss through his life, and finally finding some peace with himself
    Only to watch the Courier who helped him get nailed by a Protectron named Fisto

  • @SofaPop.
    @SofaPop. 5 років тому +128

    When I heard of fisto I was like “oh the unique power fist from F3 right?” And then they just stare at me

    • @MotoErgoSum
      @MotoErgoSum 5 років тому +4

      Double entendre time!

    • @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
      @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself 3 роки тому +16

      It would have been great if FISTO the sexbot was encountered first, and then in a later game find Fisto! the power fist, and it looks uncomfortably like a well-worn robot's arm.

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx Рік тому

      @@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself special perk: deals more damage if hitting from behind

  • @redletterdye888
    @redletterdye888 7 років тому +424

    I am addicted to these lore videos

    • @aaronkorthout
      @aaronkorthout 7 років тому +1

      Me three

    • @tooloosebogle8849
      @tooloosebogle8849 7 років тому

      Saaaame

    • @spamuraigranatabru1149
      @spamuraigranatabru1149 7 років тому +5

      I'm not!
      *Wips out jet*

    • @gchbavic9831
      @gchbavic9831 7 років тому

      redLETTERdye Same bro

    • @chartreux1532
      @chartreux1532 7 років тому +2

      +redLETTERdye
      Me too and i never played any of the Fallout games, only games like Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim, which is how i ended up on Oxhorn's channel because while watching some Oblivion video he got recommended to me and now i watch the Lore videos everyday. Would love to see him once he's done with Fallout Lore videos to do some Oblivion Lore videos (more Lore in Oblivion than Skyrim).

  • @u83rj1
    @u83rj1 7 років тому +119

    I believe the neon sign of a cowboy straddling an atom is a reference to the famous scene from Dr. Strangelove.

    • @riverw6425
      @riverw6425 6 років тому +2

      James Smith I love that movie

    • @zakbond1216
      @zakbond1216 6 років тому +1

      it is

    • @nathan051499
      @nathan051499 6 років тому +1

      James Smith Where the hell is Major Kong

    • @zakbond1216
      @zakbond1216 6 років тому

      Our fluids Mandrake..........

  • @snortymcgout
    @snortymcgout 7 років тому +137

    I lost it when she made the feral ghoul sound LOL

  • @stripesandpipes429
    @stripesandpipes429 6 років тому +163

    Please assume the position... Woooooo hooooo... Almost died there.

    • @sassybutterfly5702
      @sassybutterfly5702 4 роки тому +1

      oh man i bout hit the floor!😂😂

    • @zeynaviegas
      @zeynaviegas 3 роки тому +1

      i laughed almost as hard as when i saw that in game 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eddymadison9655
    @eddymadison9655 5 років тому +106

    37:17 "Good, bad...The guy with the gun makes the rules"
    was that a Evil Dead reference ?

  • @PorktatoesSSRB
    @PorktatoesSSRB 7 років тому +802

    *i cant feel my legs*

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 6 років тому +150

      *numbness will subside in several minutes*

    • @RealShrimpu
      @RealShrimpu 6 років тому +66

      Is THAT.THE. BEST. YOU'VE. GOT. ROBOT!!!

    • @SelkieGirl
      @SelkieGirl 5 років тому +24

      MY LEEG!

    • @dalek4463
      @dalek4463 5 років тому +29

      *I will require a hardware and software upgrade to offer enhanced services*

    • @HolddisNerd
      @HolddisNerd 5 років тому +9

      I dont want to talk about it

  • @kalajel
    @kalajel 7 років тому +159

    "Well, yeah, we have Raoul..."
    "Hey, don't even think about it boss!"

    • @ricksolon3603
      @ricksolon3603 5 років тому +11

      Wonder if there's a mod for him to run away if they ever asked him

  • @lyoni658
    @lyoni658 7 років тому +112

    Clorox Bleach
    Value 420 Weight 1.5
    Rads +984.2 Health +50 (20)

    • @MicoKaine
      @MicoKaine 7 років тому +3

      Isn't the rad limit 1000? if so that would be a handy aid item

    • @ObsidiaBlack1
      @ObsidiaBlack1 5 років тому +5

      @@MicoKaine I think it's needed after you, ahem, test drive, (shudder) Fisto.
      Even then, you'll never be clean again. Never.

    • @desktopfan8870
      @desktopfan8870 5 років тому

      Love it when I find one of those

    • @valentinayalalopez1682
      @valentinayalalopez1682 5 років тому

      20 what tho?

    • @NCR_Trooper_of_The_Mojave
      @NCR_Trooper_of_The_Mojave 6 місяців тому

      You mean Abraxo Cleaner? Ik im 6 years late😭🙏

  • @chipz121
    @chipz121 6 років тому +1009

    Dad: what are you doing Timmy?
    Timmy: I’m getting fisted by a robot in a video game!
    Dad: You’re adopted.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 5 років тому +43

      Mom: Darling does the robot have errr......vibration attachments?

    • @TheGlowing1
      @TheGlowing1 4 роки тому +20

      Timmy!! Don’t Talk To Your Father Li- *moans from fisto*

    • @Duckofducks580
      @Duckofducks580 4 роки тому +10

      Father: *opens door*Honey! Noooo!

    • @Random_Iceberg
      @Random_Iceberg 4 роки тому +2

      There was 4 replies so I made it 5.

    • @lard_ass
      @lard_ass 4 роки тому +10

      Erhh.... but are ya winning
      ....son

  • @ARedMagicMarker
    @ARedMagicMarker 5 років тому +90

    James Garret sure is excited about Fisto.
    This was all for him after all. XD

  • @Yan_Alkovic
    @Yan_Alkovic 7 років тому +146

    I KNEW that this series of videos and mentions of Fisto would culminate in a video on Fisto. Too much foreshadowing can make the outcome overly evident.

  • @frankieb9444
    @frankieb9444 7 років тому +92

    Hmm...you used Fisto twice, we learned a little something new about you Ox

  • @p.taylor981
    @p.taylor981 7 років тому +359

    "Oxhorn please assume the position."

    • @bee2bee880
      @bee2bee880 7 років тому +32

      Numbness will subside in several minutes.

    • @jtsupersized
      @jtsupersized 7 років тому +26

      Did you just A S S U M E my position?!

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder 6 років тому +847

    The safe word is Skynet.

    • @issaicx
      @issaicx 5 років тому +38

      Skynet skynet fucking skynet

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 5 років тому +29

      @@issaicx In the wasteland its Skynet that does the fucking.

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 4 роки тому +33

      Fisto: thank you come again
      Terminator: oh "ill be back" ;)

    • @bradenblankhorn2482
      @bradenblankhorn2482 4 роки тому +4

      Nope that's bullshit your a fucking lier it's indigo

    • @youfavskynet9845
      @youfavskynet9845 4 роки тому +3

      Hello

  • @steffe689
    @steffe689 5 років тому +71

    28:41 "Courier! I used to be a courier before i got shot in the head." classic way worse than arrow to the knee and no excuses

  • @reece7324
    @reece7324 7 років тому +110

    First Curie and now Fisto... I see a pattern here.

    • @kinkycodsworth4107
      @kinkycodsworth4107 7 років тому +27

      God, if you're able to fuck Fisto... Or even a Robobrain, why not Codsworth?
      Like, he's waited for over 200 years... He wants the booty

    • @RinLockhart
      @RinLockhart 7 років тому +4

      Codsworth I wanted to kiss him so bad :c

    • @kinkycodsworth4107
      @kinkycodsworth4107 7 років тому +4

      Rin Lockhart Hehe, what's stopping you?

    • @goodship2
      @goodship2 7 років тому +4

      The game wont let ya that's what stopping Rin.. lol

    • @AnalizaTheSnark
      @AnalizaTheSnark 7 років тому +4

      Don't forget the personal synth XD he talked about her recently too... Unless you mean vids about robots his characters have had relations with, in which case... nvm. Either way, this has been sexbot month.

  • @schrodingersbisbork9076
    @schrodingersbisbork9076 7 років тому +81

    I perdicted this video on his video about Eve... "Please assume the position" God help me.

  • @MrLexxingtonFallen
    @MrLexxingtonFallen 4 роки тому +73

    I lost it at:
    "And she runs off to poverty"

  • @101Crock
    @101Crock 6 років тому +229

    I hate Caleb, he talks down to you even if you show up in full riot armor with a mini gun.

    • @thezambambo2184
      @thezambambo2184 5 років тому +32

      Eh, that's the Mojave low lifes for ya

    • @MotoErgoSum
      @MotoErgoSum 5 років тому +29

      Narcissistic personality disorder.

    • @judgeboony2695
      @judgeboony2695 5 років тому +3

      I mean, he's probably killed tougher hombres. Still, he does need to lighten his tone.

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th 5 років тому +5

      he seams to think hes better then he is.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 4 роки тому +7

      @@MotoErgoSum Yeah he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who even knows what "common courtesy" means...

  • @ethaneldredge3994
    @ethaneldredge3994 7 років тому +41

    Only Oxhorn could make an hour long video about Fisto the Sexbot

    • @randomanon8781
      @randomanon8781 7 років тому +2

      "Only Oxford..."
      i didnt know a university make a video about New Vegas

    • @ethaneldredge3994
      @ethaneldredge3994 7 років тому +1

      Heinrich Heimler Damn Auto correct

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 7 років тому +165

    Fisto needs his own game. I have of few names in mind:
    50 shades of Fisto
    The good, the bad, and the Fisto
    Fisto 34
    Fisto 69
    Fisto Wingle
    And finally...
    Fisto and the City.
    XD XD XD

    • @georgehouliaras7239
      @georgehouliaras7239 7 років тому +4

      *a few names...

    • @the_Kutonarch
      @the_Kutonarch 7 років тому +37

      *A FISTO FULL OF DOLLARS*

    • @MasterFhyl
      @MasterFhyl 7 років тому +8

      George Houliaras yeah, dunno how you missed Fisto full of dollars lol

    • @Gotz_the_iron_hand
      @Gotz_the_iron_hand 7 років тому +14

      What about Assume the Position you Sucker or A Fisto Full of Dynamite?

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 7 років тому +12

      The F Word (F for Fisto, it's a play on The L Word)
      Fallout - New Fisto
      Two Fistos For Sister Sarah
      FistoShock (Fisto goes to the underwater city of Rapture to teach the Big Daddies about love)

  • @arachnidsLor
    @arachnidsLor 7 років тому +329

    this week with oxhorn: the morals of having intercourse with robots

  • @supersonicguy556
    @supersonicguy556 6 років тому +30

    wang dang atomic tango is the best fucking thing i've ever heard

  • @falconstudios146
    @falconstudios146 6 років тому +30

    "Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time."
    Genuine sage wisdom.

  • @tiefighter8401
    @tiefighter8401 7 років тому +42

    A Protectron, a Ghoul Cowgirl, and a smooth talker walk into a bar

    • @amitgabay3721
      @amitgabay3721 7 років тому +1

      TIE Fighter and they fuck some random vault dweller with a NCR helmet

    • @mazz9046
      @mazz9046 7 років тому

      *desert ranger helmet

    • @Pinksluvva1973
      @Pinksluvva1973 7 років тому

      Does the next line involve a horny ox? LMAO

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 3 роки тому +2

      The bartender asks, "Welcome to the Atomic Wrangler how tough are ya?"

  • @fallariarising490
    @fallariarising490 7 років тому +21

    Santiago is like a warm summer's breeze, blowing against a prairie flower's petals.

  • @niconico2004-whoop
    @niconico2004-whoop 7 років тому +85

    Numbness will subside in a few minutes

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 7 років тому +1

      But the experience will last a lifetime :)

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 6 років тому

      Tachanka, by far my favorite operator asides from montagne, hows your new turret working out? Yes I know it sucks that it isnt full 360 anymore

    • @iamosiris6594
      @iamosiris6594 6 років тому

      My lord

  • @gilliandaemon1788
    @gilliandaemon1788 6 років тому +27

    50:47
    More like. He'd be... cleaning whistles.

  • @gazelle4204
    @gazelle4204 5 років тому +130

    When the beautiful wastelander punches you for your debt
    Offers you a job as an escort
    And purchase your services
    You should at the very least be slightly confused

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 3 роки тому +5

      Nah it's apart of my fetish, starts as a dom, and cums as a bottom

    • @aspenrayne5951
      @aspenrayne5951 Рік тому +1

      Both confused and turned on

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 6 місяців тому

      Santiago had an extravaganza of a day.

  • @ens0246
    @ens0246 7 років тому +13

    The delivery of "I can't feel my legs!" is perfect.

  • @WhiskeyTango76s
    @WhiskeyTango76s 7 років тому +10

    "It can be hard finding the place" is an understatement. Every single time I've replayed Fallout NV I've either spent an hour looking for the place or giving in and using a guide

  • @mikoto7693
    @mikoto7693 7 років тому +104

    I actually laughed every time Oxhorn had to stop himself laughing or cringing. Have a shot every time he does and see how well you guys do by the end of the vid.
    Ox, never change.

  • @5445jedi
    @5445jedi 6 років тому +25

    "There is no safe word. Terminate with extreme intimacy."

  • @gazs7237
    @gazs7237 5 років тому +59

    Was Raul caught picking his nose? 10:08

  • @resonance01
    @resonance01 7 років тому +223

    *Speaks as Kreiger* I call him 'Fisto Roboto'

  • @71tofu
    @71tofu 7 років тому +525

    I actually think Beatrix would be a great person to date, despite her radiation touched body. She's a dom, but she cares. She knows that a sub puts their absolute trust in her, and shouldn't be abused beyond what that sub wants.
    Call me disgusting, but she's actually a kind lady.

    • @vault6242
      @vault6242 6 років тому +54

      Wat .-.

    • @cs9471
      @cs9471 6 років тому +28

      That’s necrophilia bro

    • @vault6242
      @vault6242 6 років тому +60

      @@cs9471 It's alive *THO*

    • @voiceofafreeamerica9854
      @voiceofafreeamerica9854 6 років тому +61

      @@cs9471 Only if the heart has stopped. Otherwise it's just "dating" someone with hellaciously fucked up excema,

    • @fg09403
      @fg09403 6 років тому +27

      yeah, it's not often something actually takes the time to really dive deep enough to write a decent character with such... proclivities.

  • @mikhailmcmorrow6440
    @mikhailmcmorrow6440 7 років тому +69

    "the sex robot may be hard to do
    "Hard to do"
    GRAND

  • @thekillermisfits
    @thekillermisfits 5 років тому +24

    10:09 Rauls picking his nose. You're Welcome.

  • @kingwaffleton1774
    @kingwaffleton1774 4 роки тому +57

    I like how the dominatrix ghoul cowgirl has more depth than the standard Bethesda puddle people.
    Yeah, I know, it’s been said a thousand times.

  • @danwizzle91
    @danwizzle91 7 років тому +17

    I'm so used to playing new Vegas with the cut content mods that I always forget that the vanilla game was missing so much, like the whole thing about there not being prostitutes originally in the Wrangler, or Gloria VanGraffes boyfriend being vaporized

    • @danwizzle91
      @danwizzle91 7 років тому +2

      Lora Elstad because the Telvanni is the only House worth respecting no doubt!

  • @wungomungo6177
    @wungomungo6177 7 років тому +28

    "Ahh Fisto..." My sides are hurting.

    • @thewerebear1
      @thewerebear1 7 років тому +4

      Boogie Boy Productions fisto will do that to a person

  • @jdtwinkletoes81
    @jdtwinkletoes81 7 років тому +45

    The full back story of fisto the robot.. *ifyouknowhatimsayin*

    • @aliceinwalls
      @aliceinwalls 7 років тому +5

      IF YOU KNOW HAT I M SAYIN. Wait what?

  • @nbmoleminer5051
    @nbmoleminer5051 6 років тому +12

    I just couldn't ever bring myself to do this quest ever.

  • @chilinsteven7741
    @chilinsteven7741 3 роки тому +6

    i love how oxhorn was so sad about beatrix's services, then laughed after the ghoul yell.

  • @renaxakai3
    @renaxakai3 7 років тому +76

    Wild Wasteland is the best Perk in this game.

    • @RandomSnot
      @RandomSnot 7 років тому +15

      Trait dude, it's called a trait it's like a perk but it's selected at character creation and it typically has a pro and a con.

    • @Jaytheradical
      @Jaytheradical 7 років тому +15

      Really should be just the canon way the game goes. I mean, the game already has FISTO and Caesar's Legion in it, a crashed alien spaceship really isn't that out of place in comparison.

    • @renaxakai3
      @renaxakai3 7 років тому +3

      RandomSnot, it's listed with the other perks, so sorry if I can't remember what they are called when it's only mentioned once, maybe twice if you have access to the sink.

    • @renaxakai3
      @renaxakai3 7 років тому +1

      Jaytheradical, plus who's to say there couldn't have been a movie or something that was similar enough to our timeline, that could be referenced in theirs.

    • @Jay-uf1ue
      @Jay-uf1ue 6 років тому

      Rena Ami Akai skilled

  • @WandaII
    @WandaII 7 років тому +20

    "Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time." Man I LOVE this phrase!

  • @chickensoup69
    @chickensoup69 7 років тому +127

    How I wish Obsidian made Fallout 4; how perfect the speech options are in NV.
    Lucky for us Codsworth doesn't tell us to... ASSUME THE POSITION.

    • @theflyingcatz
      @theflyingcatz 7 років тому +17

      'Lucky'

    • @kinkycodsworth4107
      @kinkycodsworth4107 7 років тому +39

      Why, do you... Want me to?

    • @MicoKaine
      @MicoKaine 7 років тому +5

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @flamingvictory
      @flamingvictory 7 років тому +14

      I JUST IMAGINED IT IN HIS VOICE SEND HELP

    • @lexort4204
      @lexort4204 6 років тому +9

      John Sensibile Codsworth might not but bethesda did when you forked out the cash for that game! Lol.

  • @quentincoetzee4313
    @quentincoetzee4313 5 років тому +4

    I remember when I first encountered Maud's Muggers, I had the GI Blues quest at the time and had just talked to the assault victims recuperating in the Old Mormon Fort. That led me to think that the people assaulting locals were in fact Maud's Muggers, especially when they say "another" unsuspecting ponce

  • @thedogecast2573
    @thedogecast2573 6 років тому +58

    Fallout 1: Find the water chip
    Fallout 3: Find your dad
    Fallout 4: Find your son
    Fallout NV: FIND THE SEX ROBOT

  • @kinkycodsworth4107
    @kinkycodsworth4107 7 років тому +651

    Yeah, Fisto is a pretty great sex bot. But are y'all just gonna ignore me? Like, I've waited 200 years...

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 7 років тому +60

      And you do have a buzz saw with peoples name on it.

    • @jacksteele2420
      @jacksteele2420 7 років тому +10

      ill never forget

    • @TweekMorgan4dictator
      @TweekMorgan4dictator 6 років тому +34

      Let's... Just be friends, buddy.

    • @thehorrorhound6575
      @thehorrorhound6575 6 років тому +14

      Kinky Codsworth I love this name holy cow

    • @tackedon3569
      @tackedon3569 6 років тому +16

      Christ Codsworth. How the hell do you implement, that rotating-buzz saw, into your work Codsworth? Don't answer.

  • @jppakman233
    @jppakman233 7 років тому +13

    Beatrix can also be hired immediately, if you have a bottle of Absinthe in your inventory. She mentions that she is fond of The Atomic Wrangler's drink selection, namely Absinthe. Good option if you are playing a character with low speech skill.

  • @schrodingersbisbork9076
    @schrodingersbisbork9076 7 років тому +63

    Please assume the position

  • @DearAnem0ia
    @DearAnem0ia 6 років тому +2

    I have the feeling James Garret would love to have a chat with Doctor Dala from Old World Blues.

  • @davidbrown8546
    @davidbrown8546 6 місяців тому +4

    "Where on earth we're gonna find a Ghoul Cowboy?"
    ... 6 years later, enter Coop

  • @mcpossum
    @mcpossum 7 років тому +56

    Here is to shamelessly testing FISTO out. On every playthrough. Every. Playthrough.

  • @pbsixgun6
    @pbsixgun6 7 років тому +12

    Any one else notice Grecks has a 'vault door' shaped pendant on?

  • @derick-ve4ni
    @derick-ve4ni 7 років тому +12

    8:30 "In which case she gives us everything she has, and runs off to poverty."
    Love it, great job.

  • @jadchafrar1290
    @jadchafrar1290 5 років тому +3

    I once was in a hurry doing this mission and I was just clicking whatever was there so when Fisto came out I clicked the option to "test him out" and when the screen turned blacked and heard the noises I was like "What have I done?"

  • @kelpopunch5923
    @kelpopunch5923 3 роки тому +2

    "Please assume the position" is my favorite line in this game.

  • @lucitti8065
    @lucitti8065 7 років тому +28

    I love your little chuckles and stuff lol. You've got such a good voice and personality for this sort of thing, you make something that could be very dull to listen to into an actually engaging story. The Fallout games are already interesting of course, but few people could show me a bunch of quests I've done already and make me want to pay attention. I've gotten so many hundreds of hours of enjoyment out of the fallout series and through your videos I feel like they're given new life. Thanks!

  • @HHHeadstab
    @HHHeadstab 7 років тому +42

    I have never clicked one of your nv lore videos faster

    • @jothamheystee
      @jothamheystee 7 років тому

      Headstab Fallout lore in general*

    • @Michael_Koko
      @Michael_Koko 7 років тому

      Headstab
      But Fisto was faster...

  • @Morgan02
    @Morgan02 7 років тому +20

    Please assume the position!.....also not related but I got the oxhorn settler mod put a cigar in his mouth made his home have two halfs one is his house the other is a museum for Smokes and Alcoholic beverages it's awesome

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 7 років тому +2

      There is also a mod that allows you to build a statue in honour of your neighbourhood friendly Oxhorn.

  • @cachino9650
    @cachino9650 5 років тому +14

    Obsidian...
    Thanks for your excellent work.

  • @werecatauthor4249
    @werecatauthor4249 6 років тому +26

    The fact I have to go "assume the position" with fisto to complete the quest, oh god

  • @tribalbear84
    @tribalbear84 7 років тому +129

    I think the Atomic Wrangler is an AMAZING place, and those who shudder at the (voluntary!) sex work and the variations of those workers, well, I'll say that you appearently don't get the ideas of personal freedoms that comes with the collapse of society.
    *pulls gimp of out the dog-house to go for a walk to the abandoned mall*

    • @mish375
      @mish375 6 років тому +23

      While I personally don't agree with the sex industry, in the lore of the game the Garrett twins' establisment serves an important function. Even though they dabble in debauchery, alcohol, gambling, and drugs for the clients, they actually keep Freeside on the straight line. They provide structure for the community.
      Without the twins running things, gangs would be fighting for power over each of those categories. It would make Freeside even more violent than it is already, leading to more deaths, drug wars, and utter anarchy. I believe the doctor Julie admits that although she's not a fan of the Garretts, they actually keep Freeside from becoming a free for all with a somewhat legit business to run things. And they don't hurt anyone unless you purposely cross them. Seems like a case of needing a lesser evil to prevent a worse outcome.

    • @kamenridernephilim
      @kamenridernephilim 5 років тому +5

      The correct thing to do is destroy the place and the flesh peddling pimps.

    • @Pennsyltucky84
      @Pennsyltucky84 4 роки тому +10

      @@kamenridernephilim judgey much?

    • @robertsmalls2293
      @robertsmalls2293 4 роки тому

      kamenridernephilim Awe amigas.

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 4 роки тому +1

      you can even get them to help the followers of apocalypse, too.

  • @Evergreen64
    @Evergreen64 7 років тому +9

    Props to the devs for putting in the Princess Bride reference! LOL

  • @susansparrow
    @susansparrow 7 років тому +10

    God every now and again you crack me up so badly. "After all, I know where he works..." 🤣🤣

  • @VandalAudi
    @VandalAudi 4 роки тому +10

    “Don’t get dead” is better for the Courier since he has been killed before,.. it didn’t take.

  • @salgarcia8021
    @salgarcia8021 5 років тому +20

    "And she runs off to poverty."
    -oxhorn.
    😂😂

  • @veicanoriceia
    @veicanoriceia 7 років тому +14

    1:05 "Standing against the eastern wall is a man who seems oddly out of place"
    Is that Mark Wahlberg?

  • @gato2
    @gato2 7 років тому +9

    Strange meat you say... Og fallout reference very nice

  • @TheJinx1441
    @TheJinx1441 7 років тому +14

    First BioWare and now Obsidian/Bethesda with Princess Bride references? Oh, what's next, labeling a vial of powder as Iocane? Meeting a priest NPC with a speech like Elmer Fudd? A tall, large NPC named "Andre Fezzik"?
    ...Somebody make a mod for this. Please.

    • @thepatrioticgamer3101
      @thepatrioticgamer3101 6 років тому

      locane is in the game, idk how i found it, the priest exists, and there is a named super mutant. but also, another monty python reference is holy hand grenades

  • @JulianUccetta
    @JulianUccetta 6 років тому +7

    I had the exact same sentiment towards Beatrix when you finished the dialogue... uuuuugh

  • @AngelOfDC
    @AngelOfDC 4 роки тому +3

    The grecks conversation made me have a hearty laugh,haven't done that in a bit