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  • @alfredvickers4054
    @alfredvickers4054 12 днів тому +170

    The CEO is right. I personally helped make sure this cinematic universe died by not watching the movies. I did my duty. And I'm proud of it.

  • @darkshade3924
    @darkshade3924 12 днів тому +304

    My mother was researching spiders in the rainforest.Just before she died

    • @gamermoviedude5533
      @gamermoviedude5533 12 днів тому +19

      Sorry to hear, did your grandmother die and you never saw her again as well?

    • @michael-4k4000
      @michael-4k4000 12 днів тому +13

      Kraven the Hunter is afraid of spiders.......

    • @chris_player2995
      @chris_player2995 12 днів тому +8

      when she died, i never seen much of her

    • @TempoLOOKING
      @TempoLOOKING 12 днів тому +4

      ​@@chris_player2995killed by Ford. HAIL THE OMISAIA

    • @ColonelCorson
      @ColonelCorson 12 днів тому +5

      I'm so sorry, I didn't even know she was sick.

  • @0rb1sXL1mb0
    @0rb1sXL1mb0 12 днів тому +99

    What annoyed me to no end in Venom is that they put quite some focus on Brock getting really sick after the bond. He needed days to adjust. And he was supposed to be a perfect match. Ann was ready to go immediately after her temporary bond, without any side effects. In the third movie they forgot about the side effects altogether, where in the end, multiple people just get upgraded to superhero status and start doing superhero stuff. What happened to that perfect match idea? If that's no longer a thing, anyone can be Venom, and Brock is nothing special.

    • @bigblueboyscout1
      @bigblueboyscout1 12 днів тому +23

      Be careful, someone is going to see that you made a great point about the movie and criticism will come. I'm being sarcastic of course, I agree with this take 100 percent.

    • @ephraimwinslow
      @ephraimwinslow 11 днів тому +7

      Surest sign that a franchise isn't actually a story:
      The people who make the sequels legitimately didn't bother to rewatch the other ones for consistency.

    • @helge6path
      @helge6path 10 днів тому +1

      I don't remember the first movie, though in the third one maybe they were able to merge with other people only for a short duration (as long as it's needed for the movie or the fight)?
      And then symbiotes either leave people or these people die.
      Or maybe the scientists experimented on these symbiotes somehow.
      P.S., for "special" people, I am not defending the movie.

  • @Cherrydreambomb
    @Cherrydreambomb 12 днів тому +70

    The way Webbs Villians lines didn’t match his mouth is peak cinema

    • @bigblueboyscout1
      @bigblueboyscout1 12 днів тому +4

      Yet, the big wigs at Sony will say the movie was fantastic and its failures are our fault for not liking it more.

  • @michaelmeux4137
    @michaelmeux4137 12 днів тому +120

    The best part about Venom was that he actually looked like Venom. The rest are like "I'm my own Grandpa" or "it's Pat' aka not worth the life lost watching

    • @spartanswhatisyourprofessi2825
      @spartanswhatisyourprofessi2825 8 днів тому +2

      He looked like silly puddy and didn't even have a spider logo. Also carnage was pg 13.... he should be rated r!!!!

    • @michaelmeux4137
      @michaelmeux4137 8 днів тому

      @spartanswhatisyourprofessi2825
      Definitely far from a perfect showing but better than the bobblehead version we got in Spider-Man 3 which is what I was comparing it to.

    • @spartanswhatisyourprofessi2825
      @spartanswhatisyourprofessi2825 8 днів тому +2

      @michaelmeux4137 i think that version is at least scary looking. Sure it could've been better, but i think it's overall better than Harry's venom

    • @michaelmeux4137
      @michaelmeux4137 8 днів тому +1

      @spartanswhatisyourprofessi2825 I agree that one was more animalistic. the newer ones should have been rated R because it's Venom

    • @Chaosflower
      @Chaosflower 7 днів тому

      @@spartanswhatisyourprofessi2825
      Wasn't carnage in the fucking spider man animated series and is considered one of the best episodes in the entire series....? And it's not rated R...?

  • @bjornskivids
    @bjornskivids 12 днів тому +39

    Sony has been out of touch for a long, long time. And not just in their movie division.

  • @BRICKOMEDIA
    @BRICKOMEDIA 12 днів тому +96

    Every time I watch a movie cynic video I keep expecting the blue hair from the profile picture lol

    • @GnomesbecomeUngnomes
      @GnomesbecomeUngnomes 12 днів тому

      Expectations: Subverted.

    • @TheMovieCynic
      @TheMovieCynic  12 днів тому +20

      It’ll return one day

    • @BRICKOMEDIA
      @BRICKOMEDIA 12 днів тому +5

      @@TheMovieCynic W 🎉

    • @michael-4k4000
      @michael-4k4000 12 днів тому +3

      Curse words are used throughout this video. Even the F-Word over 19 times. Feel the need to report this type of behavior.

    • @TheMovieCynic
      @TheMovieCynic  12 днів тому +13

      @michael-4k4000 you sound very sensitive

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 12 днів тому +51

    Wait, Woody Harrison as a serial killer in love with another serial killer? Why does that sound familiar to me? 🤔 It's almost like he's a _natural born killer_ or something.

  • @jack-gx
    @jack-gx 6 днів тому +10

    Cool video, My relationship of 5 years ended a month ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, I really love her so much I can’t stop thinking about her, I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated, I don’t see my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her, but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her

    • @MoloSaidu
      @MoloSaidu 6 днів тому +3

      its difficult to let go of someone you love, i was in a similar situation, my relationship of 12 years ended, but i couldnt just let her go i did all i could to get her back, i had to seek the help of a spiritual counselor who helped me bring her back

    • @jack-gx
      @jack-gx 6 днів тому +2

      Amazing, how did you get a spiritual counselor, and how do i reach her?

    • @MoloSaidu
      @MoloSaidu 6 днів тому +2

      Her name is Maurice Gleti, and she is a great spiritual counselor who can bring back your ex.

    • @jack-gx
      @jack-gx 6 днів тому +1

      Thank you for this valuable information, i just looked her up now online. impressive

  • @olivergiggins7931
    @olivergiggins7931 12 днів тому +40

    Dakota Johnson isn't a solid actress. She's played someone acting like they can't be bothered in Fifty Shades of Grey, someone acting like they can't be bothered in Persuasion, and someone acting like they can't be bothered in Madam Web. After a while we just need to asks ourselves if the neppo baby can ever just pretend like the things happening around her matter. You know, "acting".
    The fact she often picks shitty films to be in seems to be covering for her so far, but that isn't a good talent either.

    • @pyepye-io4vu
      @pyepye-io4vu 12 днів тому +8

      Dakota Johnson is the definition of nepo baby, look up in dictionary, probably it has her picture next to it.

    • @jessewintermute8031
      @jessewintermute8031 11 днів тому

      You haven't seen some of her really good work then. Try the more indie stuff and you might be shocked.

    • @Horrormaster13
      @Horrormaster13 4 години тому

      I thought she was pretty good in the Suspiria Remake.

  • @Arcilios
    @Arcilios 12 днів тому +50

    What drives me truly insane is that they could've used any of the spider men in any of these movies and just chose not to. The idiot CEO was like "these are objectively good movies, I don't understand why people don't like them, no it MUST be the customers who are wrong, release Kraven!!!"
    Like come ON man these movies are dogsh*t and just goes to show you having too much ceo leverage in these executive decisions with the movies leads to constant horrible flops and terrible effects, dialogue and acting. Enough.

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 12 днів тому +2

      The problem is spider verse isn't much of a universe. It's basically Spider-Man and a bunch of villains they're trying to turn into heroes. Venom was a hit though scoring $2 billion box office in 3 movies but the other villains are C rate characters at best.

    • @EternalNightingale
      @EternalNightingale 12 днів тому +3

      Idk if giving Disney access to spiderman character didn’t allow Sony themselves to use it otherwise I’d gladly have TASM 3 over anything Tom holland spidey I would’ve loved for Sony to build on the TASM universe with these villains and have him actually included in venom kraven and morbius, oh well maybe in a parallel universe they got it.

    • @Arcilios
      @Arcilios 12 днів тому +6

      @EternalNightingale no man it came out like a week or two ago that Sony had access to ALL spidermen the entire time. Through sheer ego and hubris, they just didn't want to use him because the stupid CEO thought the horrible Sony movies were "objectively good" without Spiderman in them.
      He genuinely thought the steaming piles of live action crap that Sony has been pumping out for the past decade plus were actually good on their own and didnt need Spider-Man. Pure stupidity from Sony and their ceo/executives.

    • @Arcilios
      @Arcilios 12 днів тому +3

      @EternalNightingale we could've had spider man 4 with Tobey, Amazing spider man 3 with Garfield... Holland's in Venom... yet we got.... what we got.

    • @williammiller496
      @williammiller496 5 днів тому

      @@EternalNightingalehell nah. Tom Holland was born to play spiderman. I personally think he's the best. People bandwagon the Toby and swear nothing is better

  • @Functional_Dissident
    @Functional_Dissident 12 днів тому +13

    The bad guy from Madame Web CANNOT act. I've seen him as lead/co-lead in 2 legit projects. Looming Towers was a mini series and the Mauritanian was a movie. He was HORRIBLE

  • @A.D.I.D.A.S-916
    @A.D.I.D.A.S-916 12 днів тому +19

    Lmao I forgot when Henry caville was contractually obligated to keep his mustache for another film he was working on so they had to use cgi to remove it for super man 0:33

    • @A.Cobalt
      @A.Cobalt День тому

      For anyone wondering, the other movie was Mission Impossible: Fallout, fantastic movie.

  • @Richard-x2p
    @Richard-x2p 12 днів тому +27

    They got that ,"Young Aunt May " Trilogy coming up so they aren't done.They are just getting started.😊

    • @michael-4k4000
      @michael-4k4000 12 днів тому +3

      or watch, they will remake Superman again and have Krypto Dog lol..... if this happens in the next 12 months then I am Nostradamus

    • @Lilcutiepie95
      @Lilcutiepie95 12 днів тому +5

      I hope this is a joke omg

    • @blackpajamas6600
      @blackpajamas6600 12 днів тому +7

      @@michael-4k4000We already know Krypto would be in the new Superman movie. The trailer has been out for a few weeks. You actually see Krypto. Not a prediction on your part so much as a summary of the news.

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 12 днів тому +1

      It could work. They did a TV series on Batman's butler. Sometimes the side characters are more interesting than the hero.

    • @TempoLOOKING
      @TempoLOOKING 12 днів тому

      ​@jonfreeman9682 Where is my Pepsi Man film then😂

  • @kheldaur2107
    @kheldaur2107 12 днів тому +10

    First Venom was entertaining, solely because of Tom Hardy, but every other movie in this "universe" was pure shit.

  • @joshuahenderson3444
    @joshuahenderson3444 12 днів тому +22

    RIP VenomVerse (2018-2024)

  • @stargazing9154
    @stargazing9154 11 днів тому +3

    I usually expect UA-camrs to spend over an hour recapping just one movie, but you recapped 6. Kudos 👌.

  • @vincent207
    @vincent207 12 днів тому +10

    The best thing about Morbius’s villain is that he was played by Matt Smith. That guy elevates just about anything he’s in.

    • @thedirectorschair1054
      @thedirectorschair1054 12 днів тому +1

      He elevated poop to poop from a great height.

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry 11 днів тому

      I don't think Hollywood has a clue how to use him.

    • @DonHavjuan
      @DonHavjuan 11 днів тому

      By best you mean worst. He was fcking terrible

    • @robs7798
      @robs7798 11 днів тому

      HAVE SEEEEEX

  • @Odysseus38
    @Odysseus38 12 днів тому +25

    I also cant believe these writers have the audacity to have had a strike over wanting to be paid more to only pump out AI generated non sense.....

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 8 днів тому +1

    In Morbius defense, the part where Morbius is explaining his power while trying them out is because he's a doctor. He is trying to record all of his new findings of his abilities and recording. Most doctors do that, you know.

  • @DavidMartinez-ce3lp
    @DavidMartinez-ce3lp 11 днів тому +3

    If I was in charge, I would've had Venom be loosely connected to the Amazing Spiderman. Then I'd have that version of Flash Thompson join the marines and lose his legs. Getting the opportunity to get his legs back by becoming Agent Venom. Then you can have him crossover with Venom. They teamup to fight Carnage. Have him essentially be the bridge to this interconnected world.
    Madam Web I'd have it be more like Terminator and also Exiles where they go around to each universe to do a mission, and leave once its done. This universe they are tasked with protecting Peter's parents from the villain and making sure he is born. Then at the end, before leaving, Madam Web gives Peter pajamas with his trademark Spiderman colors. And we get a post credit scene that shows an entire society of people hunting Spiderman across the multiverse.

  • @abelendecody1
    @abelendecody1 10 днів тому +1

    I do think somewhat that social media has played a part of why movies and gaming as change forever. It’s because now everyone is now a critic without having any experience or background, they just goin UA-cam and people watch. It’s made people’s expectations for gaming and movies so high now.

  • @CDR-NOOB
    @CDR-NOOB 12 днів тому +8

    Wait so how did she come about her mothers belongings? I mean her mom died across the world and somehow the AI spider humans got the baby to America but how and when did she find out who her mother was and where her stuff was?

  • @Andriej69
    @Andriej69 12 днів тому +9

    Sony's incompetence is truly baffling, are they being sabotaged or what? I find any other explanation hard to believe

  • @5pid3rman80
    @5pid3rman80 12 днів тому +4

    I'm still upset that the movie 'Life' that came out a few months prior to 'Venom' wasn't a prequel...

  • @thechuckjosechannel.2702
    @thechuckjosechannel.2702 12 днів тому +8

    Soyny and Disney any faith i had for the MCU after Phase 4. You're Awesome Cynic.

    • @TempoLOOKING
      @TempoLOOKING 12 днів тому +1

      Yah time for the Pepsiverse

    • @Chaosflower
      @Chaosflower 7 днів тому +1

      I honestly still really like the MCU because it's just fun to sit back and watch something I'm not a critic so I honestly don't give a fuck that their "bad" I just enjoy them because I enjoy the fuckin characters

  • @brodycdxx2554
    @brodycdxx2554 11 днів тому +1

    The guitar riff joke slowly kept getting funnier and funnier in my head😂😂

  • @johnsonjuice32
    @johnsonjuice32 11 днів тому +1

    I have always LOVED your 'Madame Web villian' voice. 😂😂

  • @thegenerates1214
    @thegenerates1214 12 днів тому +1

    One hell of an impression is an understatement. I thought I was listening to an actual clip of the villain in Madame Web.

  • @rickmiller1840
    @rickmiller1840 12 днів тому +2

    Well done! Laughed out loud (many times). Greetings from Canada 🇨🇦.

  • @alantheinquirer7658
    @alantheinquirer7658 12 днів тому +2

    Ah, the one phrase created by Sony superhero/villain movies: Instead of "Don't worry about the dialogue - we'll sort it out in post" you get "Don't worry about the lousy CGI - we'll sort it out in the lighting."

  • @bmjake
    @bmjake 12 днів тому +1

    48:05 “And f*kin WHAM! Always kills me. Every time.

  • @jacen8425
    @jacen8425 12 днів тому +6

    Its just funny how these studios who cant even get audiences interested in their widely known primary characters, think its a good idea to make $300m movies for their secondary and tertiary characters that dont seem to have any real connections to the primary characters who help drive their popularity.
    But, by all means....keep wasting money making these. I get entertainment watching people mock them.

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 12 днів тому

      Well venom made money. All 3 movies scored $2 billion box office. But the other characters not so much. They should keep doing Spider-Man.

    • @pyepye-io4vu
      @pyepye-io4vu 12 днів тому +2

      They are obviously laundering money or something like that.

  • @LegendaryDorkKnight
    @LegendaryDorkKnight 12 днів тому +2

    I like how the Madame Web section is 2-3 times longer than any other section.

  • @thequietman95
    @thequietman95 11 днів тому

    I’ll say this for Venom 2: in the middle of a loooooong rotation to Korea in the Army, it was a nice break for me and a few buddies to watch. I remember that Woody Harrellson carried and not much else

  • @xendependentlyminded5012
    @xendependentlyminded5012 11 днів тому

    Your Ezekiel impression makes me laugh every time 😂 no matter how many times I hear it

  • @muznick
    @muznick 10 днів тому +4

    Your Madame Web villain voice is dead on.

  • @xavierrenegadeangel1356
    @xavierrenegadeangel1356 11 днів тому +2

    "Eternals" should be on every list, every year -because of how many lives it saved

  • @Demonrage2k
    @Demonrage2k 12 днів тому +2

    I love the madam web villain voice, golden

  • @jadenkarpoff9158
    @jadenkarpoff9158 12 днів тому +2

    I watched Morbius and Madame Web with my dad about a week ago. Both are bad films of course, but Madame Web was way worse than Morbius. It had more “so bad it’s good” moments, but also a lot more boring moments; I FELT that 2 hour run time a lot more than I felt Morbius. If Morbius played more into Milo not being openly hostile towards Michael and forced Morbius to make the first move to protect people, I would have liked it a lot more, but no Milo way too quickly switches to trying to kill Michael. Conversely, there is no salvaging Madame Web, it seriously feels like a fake movie. Like, she warps to the heart of the Peruvian Amazon and back in the span of a day using pictures of trees to guide her 😂.

    • @jessewintermute8031
      @jessewintermute8031 11 днів тому +1

      Dude, morbius is so bad lol. Madam web at least had Dakota.

  • @MrWhiskers65
    @MrWhiskers65 9 днів тому +1

    At least the Snyder-verse DCU looked like it had potential.
    These non Spider-Man Spider-verse movies don’t even have any.

  • @A.D.I.D.A.S-916
    @A.D.I.D.A.S-916 12 днів тому +5

    I think the real brainwashed fans are the ones who made things like the mcu so profitable like the normie sheep they are, if that didn’t happen none of these garbage b comic movies would’ve ever been created.
    Look how marvel just shook the keys in front of the baby’s face. They had retired Downey jr reveal himself as dr doom and all the normies collectively shot one out while seal clapping.
    I think films are dead, movies are made now to make as much money as possible, not to tell a story, or convey some emotion or experience. It’s all trash. And I don’t care how pretentious I sound im sick of it all

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 12 днів тому

      Because movies used to be made just for the sake of creating art, not to make money, right?
      It used to be possible to make both. And when they made trivial crap they made it for cheap, and didn't pretend it was anything but what it was. They got greedy and they want to make to much off each film and it's ruining all of them. But they were always to make money, it's an industry.

    • @A.D.I.D.A.S-916
      @A.D.I.D.A.S-916 12 днів тому

      @Yea I get it

  • @beeman2075
    @beeman2075 12 днів тому +1

    Riz Ahmed (Carlton Drake) is fantastic in Sound of Metal, an excellent and far better film than Venom where the direction and writing allow Riz to give an strong dramatic and emotional performance through a well written character.

  • @beasthayabusa1999
    @beasthayabusa1999 12 днів тому +2

    Can’t lie I liked the defenders minus how dirty they did iron fist in his own series and the team up.

  • @tavar16
    @tavar16 10 днів тому +1

    thank you for dumping on the SonyVerse. I really needed this. forced my way through that Venom trilogy knowing it wasn't good.

  • @sportyzmech2104
    @sportyzmech2104 9 днів тому +1

    these movies were like the shovel asset dump games that are on Steam
    sure youd find 1 that was good enough to catch attanetion
    but theres ultimately a comparability between all of them lacking in any actual life, direction or let alone effort

  • @Dovah21
    @Dovah21 12 днів тому +2

    I genuinely enjoyed the first Venom movie. I'm such a huge mark for the character. I thought the humor fit OK for the first outing, it made sense for Eddie to be at odds with Venom at the outset, and while the movie wasn't a masterpiece, the things it needed to get right as the "first Venom movie", I feel it did get right. Then the sequel happened....it is very hard for me to put into words just how much I resent Let There Be Carnage, from start to finish. That movie is the concept of 'disappointment', distilled and bottled with exact attention to detail. I have yet to see Last Dance, and at this point, I cannot possibly be missing anything there.

    • @robs7798
      @robs7798 11 днів тому

      FWIW I hated 2 far more than 3. They are all objectively bad, but 2 was truly something else. The definition of wasted potential. 3 is a slog but ok in a brainless cgi action movie way. Gives nowhere near the feels it wants to - unless you're 12.

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 10 днів тому +2

    Wait, people actually don’t like the venom movies? I was under the impression they were well liked,.

  • @marcussinclaire4890
    @marcussinclaire4890 7 днів тому +1

    Venom should have been rated R.
    Especially the one with Carnage, how the EF do that!?

  • @sonloto
    @sonloto 8 днів тому +1

    Ight Imma say it, making movies based on Spider-Man's arch enemies without the web slinger is a terrible idea, but even then, that's the least of their problems.

  • @Odysseus38
    @Odysseus38 12 днів тому +6

    20:50 wtf is that video and where do i find it 😂😂😂

    • @Whyhelloderr
      @Whyhelloderr 12 днів тому

      😂😂😂 seriously that shits hilarious!! Would love to see more of this, or these!!

  • @arcadianlhadattshirotsughW33Z
    @arcadianlhadattshirotsughW33Z 6 днів тому

    holy hell.. I seriously did not remember they made a third Venom movie at all

  • @BreakingBatman187
    @BreakingBatman187 12 днів тому +2

    24:00 I'm sorry, sir, but granola IS a delicious snack.

  • @slyace1301
    @slyace1301 10 днів тому

    I have been cry laughing to "don't give up" part for half an hour now

  • @jonathancruz7848
    @jonathancruz7848 7 днів тому

    At 19.57 I thought that was Star Wars theory from back in the day 😂

  • @faultyinterface
    @faultyinterface 8 днів тому

    I dont remember which comic it was, but my introduction to Venom opens with Eddie Brock sleeping on a train. A couple thugs thinks he's a bum, and they light him on fire with gasoline. He transforms into Venom, and then drags them into the darkness,, followed by begging and "snap crackle pop" of bones breaking. With that tone being my expectation, the Venom movies were nothing but disappointing.

  • @nicholascardwell7410
    @nicholascardwell7410 11 днів тому +1

    Please do a whole video impersonating the villain from Madam Web.

  • @frankowalker4662
    @frankowalker4662 12 днів тому

    Where would we be without Spider Man ? In the Spiderless-verse.

  • @Appl_Jax
    @Appl_Jax 10 днів тому

    I saw the first one, didn't realize I missed the second one, and saw the third one thinking it was the second... they stunk. Though, the "third" one felt a little nostalgic... me watching in a theater, a superhero movie... because everything stank. (Though the last Spider-Man was great, but got that on Blu-Ray)

  • @succinctlylong
    @succinctlylong 10 днів тому +1

    You know these movies suck when more people will watch this instead of the actual movie.

  • @sawanpancholi7366
    @sawanpancholi7366 12 днів тому +2

    NGL i loved venom trilogy it was a good watch not too much of a brainer
    The bond between eddie and venom, their friendship, fights and cute happy moments are all worth it and in last dance they made us emotional
    A great franchise ❤️

  • @thenerddesk111
    @thenerddesk111 7 днів тому

    Sony was probably just making these things to keep the spider-man license, and it shows. Eventually they need to bite the bullet and sell the rights back to marvel, they lost any good faith they had left.

  • @thepoormanspoet3312
    @thepoormanspoet3312 8 днів тому

    Aaahhh....an hour-long Cynic compilation video video ripping a sub-par comic book movie franchise...settling with snacks. You're too kind, sir.
    Not skipping your ad read, to thank you for providing such quality content. 👏👏

    • @TheMovieCynic
      @TheMovieCynic  8 днів тому

      Hope you enjoyed it!

    • @thepoormanspoet3312
      @thepoormanspoet3312 8 днів тому

      @TheMovieCynic I always do, man. I'm working on a new novel, and you'd be surprised how many of your insights I apply to my plots, characters, etc. Keep killing it we'll keep watching 🤜🤛

    • @TheMovieCynic
      @TheMovieCynic  8 днів тому

      Good luck on the novel my friend 🤜🤛

  • @Functional_Dissident
    @Functional_Dissident 12 днів тому

    Your impression of him IS spot on tho. Strong work main

  • @booshmcfadden7638
    @booshmcfadden7638 12 днів тому

    The fart jokes were unexpected, but appreciated. Kinda like a fart!

  • @DarkDaneAJ-Jamaa
    @DarkDaneAJ-Jamaa 11 днів тому

    I was cackling this whole video man. These were really some of the movies ever made

  • @tekservices8699
    @tekservices8699 12 днів тому +1

    It’s funny that they had double D in the thumb nail and not actually madam web

  • @MustardnKetchupz
    @MustardnKetchupz 12 днів тому +4

    Venom was a comedic character since his debut* 16:15

  • @cozminr
    @cozminr 12 днів тому +1

    shriek canonically white goes black in woke movie
    I just knew it and I googled and I was right

  • @testicuslargus6477
    @testicuslargus6477 12 днів тому +1

    The concept is awesome. They should've just got better writers with common sense, but Madame Web just sucks.

  • @michaellanger5671
    @michaellanger5671 9 днів тому

    That was hilarious ❤ and so much more entertaining than any of those movies 😂

  • @Fledermausmann
    @Fledermausmann 12 днів тому +1

    Honestly, every decision that Sony made ranges from at best "baffling" to at worst "complete and utter insanity". I mean, ffs, who in their right mind would make a movie about Madame Web? If you needed a female superhero in the spider-verse... Um, What about Spiderwoman? Or just go with Spider Gwen like they did in the animation department. Or let's think of Kraven. Dude could have had so many good story lines. Maybe just the origin on how this guy goes mad and starts hunting people after besting every animal he could think of. Make it a horror story.
    Venom. Damn I love Venom and I absolutely hate the movies. The first one was bad but borderline defensible. The other two, I haven't even bothered to watch since they would just make me sad.
    Morbius... Good Lord. Of all the villains you went with Morbius, Sony? Why? He's D tier at best even in the comics. Why not go with Chameleon or Shocker or even fucking Jackal. They're all bad but at least you could launch the Clone Saga with Jackal or you could do a fun heist show with Chameleon. Or even a down on his luck loser who gets power movie with Shocker.
    I honestly think the only two good writers went to that department btw. At least that has been giving us good movies.
    All I can say about Sony is "Good riddance to bad trash." And now I'm genuinely quite curious about how bad Madame Web can be. Morbius, I could take about 15 minutes of it but damn that was terrible.

    • @pyepye-io4vu
      @pyepye-io4vu 12 днів тому

      Madame Web was made to hold on to the rights.

  • @kamesanj0
    @kamesanj0 11 днів тому

    It seems to me, all of the new writers do not know nor care about actual history of these characters. Just face value everything and everything is a joke.

  • @danielskrivan6921
    @danielskrivan6921 12 днів тому +2

    Kraven the Hunter, sounds like Velocipastor.

    • @thanatoast4389
      @thanatoast4389 12 днів тому

      Don’t disgrace Velocipastor. That movie is a gem

  • @Duececoupe
    @Duececoupe 3 дні тому

    I'll be watching this one to the end....for your information, I'll be sending you the bills for my psychiatrist!
    Let's do this baby!

  • @JKM395
    @JKM395 6 днів тому

    Venom 2 was the biggest disappointment for me. If you had asked me to cast Carnage, Woody Harrelson would have been near the top of my list (see Natural Born Killers). What they did with him was just a shame.

  • @arthurdent1097
    @arthurdent1097 11 днів тому

    "The Beautiful Simplicity of Rhino" by Solid JJ, here on UA-cam

  • @the_intolerance
    @the_intolerance 2 дні тому

    comparing a bad CGI fight to a lava lamp is fucking hilarious lol

  • @tyrannosuperior5248
    @tyrannosuperior5248 12 днів тому

    "Let There Be Carnage"? What? They couldn't get the rights to "Maximum Carnage"?

  • @havocgr1976
    @havocgr1976 12 днів тому

    One correction, one of the young actresses in Madam Trash, actually attacked people and attributed the movie failure to misogyny etc! Anyways I am reaching a point where I am starting to believe half of Hollywood is just money laundering.

  • @djkarma6904
    @djkarma6904 6 днів тому

    I thought the so called symbiotes couldn't exist without being attached to a human? So how did he go off on his own?

  • @river.
    @river. 11 днів тому

    0:33 yes i do. No need to check

  • @akshaytrayner1960
    @akshaytrayner1960 12 днів тому +1

    Good review

  • @dumbguardian
    @dumbguardian 10 днів тому

    what software do you use to edit your videos?

  • @GrabEmByThePlushie
    @GrabEmByThePlushie 9 днів тому

    I thought Russell Crowe was John Goodman at first.

  • @dylanbilson4271
    @dylanbilson4271 12 днів тому

    Sony-verse is basically telling everyone "Spider-Man got snapped by Thanos, and will never EVER come back! Move on already! Otherwise you're either racist, sexist, bigot, or all three!"

  • @bjplaya
    @bjplaya 12 днів тому +3

    Cynic graces us with another video 🙏🏽. Right on time.

  • @parapendejadas4913
    @parapendejadas4913 12 днів тому

    Currently watching 80s/90s movies/shows 👍👍😎. I am fine if Hollywood goes away for 20 years (especially Lucasfilm) 🙏🙏

  • @crashtv677
    @crashtv677 12 днів тому +1

    Whover though this was a good idea should get fired

  • @HermosaFeCatolica
    @HermosaFeCatolica 11 днів тому

    Instead of dumb villain spin-offs, SONY should just do a continuation of Tobey-Spider-Man with his daughter as SPIDER-GIRL (Mayday Parker), like in comics with MC2 #SpiderGirl 😀

  • @stevensrocks798
    @stevensrocks798 10 днів тому

    We need to find another word to use instead of "movie." We got rid of "film" after we stopped shooting them on actual film, yet we still keep the even more antiquated "movie", which is just a shortened version of "moving picture" which is just fcking ancient. Sadly however l, I have nothing to contribute when it comes to media related synonyms.

  • @brockdavid
    @brockdavid 11 днів тому

    Dude! I can’t even with your Madam Web review! Your reading for ‘Evil’ (what Little Platoon called him) is hilarious, you sound just like that guy, “I came from nothing, less than nothing…!” Haha…! 😂

  • @adamwatson2914
    @adamwatson2914 12 днів тому +2

    Is this a compilation of old episodes?

  • @captainmaxel1223
    @captainmaxel1223 12 днів тому +2

    I realised Venom 1 only succeeded for 2 reasons:
    1. Snyder-ism was at it's peak and anything considered "too violent for the MCU" was considered top tier by default.
    2. It was "comic accurate". A term that has become the bane of my existence because you can make the most dogwater movie, but as long as it's "cOmIc AcCuRaTe" it'll get all the praise in the world. Just look at the initial reception to The Amazing Spider-man 2 BEFORE it came out.

  • @Fernando_616
    @Fernando_616 2 дні тому

    Lol... Morbius was the best movie out of all of them. People hate on it because it had moments that became memes, but it was a superior character representation compared to all the other Sony verse films. Venom movies are some of the worst let downs ever

  • @JammaLamma
    @JammaLamma 11 днів тому

    I don't care if other people think you suck Cynic, I appreciate your efforts!

  • @samgproductions999
    @samgproductions999 7 днів тому

    No hate but that’s how carnage was made in the comics of a drop of eddies blood it may have been dumb how the executed it but at least they tried

  • @Starxteel
    @Starxteel 12 днів тому

    I prefer Raven...with a K This is the first time I'm hearing about this movie 🤣

  • @charlescaine6022
    @charlescaine6022 12 днів тому

    They had it all, except Spider-Man.

  • @bentowle3478
    @bentowle3478 12 днів тому

    I'm proud of how few of these I've seen