Imagine the absolute confusion that the other sims running around were experiencing. You once saw 4 residents living in one house, then it drops to just one. This charismatic man goes out every so often to a building with no windows or doors behind three empty beds, sings and baby bed appears. Stuff of nightmares or shitposts.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear one
"Everything in this video is completely okay, everyone is happy, nothing is wrong. I feel happy and safe." On another note, I had no idea that Jeff was so musically inclined. How marvelous.
As a sims veteran I'm so used to seeing the same gameplay over and over when people think they're cheesing sims I'm glad you've finally put some variety sims content on youtube!
"I can pretty much guarantee no one has every tried to make money in the Sims 4 with this method, because they simply lack the moral flexibility to do what I'm about to do." I feel like you and callmekevin would get along swimmingly. The things a billionaire and a cult leader could achieve together.
@@FelisImpurrator so basically: giant masion with money making torture chambers, literal hell, and a bar With Jim Pickens, Florida man and Jeff Bezos as the masterminds
Honestly, I'm impressed. Not even Kevin exploited sims like this... And also,... everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe
the title alone has me cracking up! thank you Spiffy! always make my day when i've got one of your videos to enjoy with my lovely cup of PG T-... I mean Yorkshire Tea!!!
@@thespiffingbrit Stop it you damn troglodytes. Early Grey is the tea of posh people, don't you know. You're drinking peasant's tea. I bet you go to Asda to buy your common tea.
@@brockcasey720 Not entirely, no. Even if they could by some miracle you still have mutated bloodthirsty creatures and if radroaches give birth to as many offspring as regular cockroaches then no chance in hell lol
I know how easily The Sims 4 can be exploited. I know how immoral Spiff can be. So I was looking forward to what he was going to do. But even I could not imagine how disturbing his exploit would be. You have outdone yourself, sir.
Yeah if we’re talking about Florida standers this is a average Tuesday trust me I believe DF graystill plays let’s game it our are all from Florida I think so this is pretty normal
"Put them through a fate worse than death, perpetuate infinite suffering and then use that infinite suffering to effectively generate infinite money" *And we shall call it The Fulfilment Centre.*
Isn't child labor one of the most painful experiences one can endure? Amd they're in that state constantly as well as starving, exhausted, and swimming in their own filth with no way to die. This is worse than "I have no mouth and I must scream"
That makes me dream of a mod called "activate horror" that you could toggle. And suddenly, the Sims4, 3, 2 and even 1 would show strange stuff while you're using exploits... but this one particular exploit? Well the swimmingpool turning brownish-red, the women screaming, the animation of drowning coming up yet without actually killing them. And why not a ghost baby inside of each cots spawning. Our lovely male sim protagonist would have to sing louder and louder to cover the screams...
Fun fact: Will Wright, the game designer of The Sims, had originally had plans to name The Sims as "Dollhouse", as he believed the game was essentially a high-tech animated doll house that featured AI. However, the game was knocked back as the marketers found that the game did not appeal to young male gamers.
Fun Fact: To prevent Will Wright from creating more amazing games because they wanted to focus on micro transactions, EA trapped Will Wright in a swimming pool and built walls around it to prevent him from ever escaping.
@@HashknightGaming There's a long-form video essay on youtube about the history of god-games by Indigo Gaming that goes into the development of Spore. In short, Wright wanted to make the game an epic, scientifically accurate simulation. However, some of the designers wanted to make the game more cartoonish and consumer-friendly. This lead to the developer team fracturing into the "science team" and the "cute team", and in the end, the cute team won by publisher intervention, and they took a hatchet to the game's core gameplay systems to add in more customization, flailing limbs, and googly-eyes, and that's why Spore ended up the way it did.
I remember making garden gnomes in the original Sims. Through the use of the aromathizer, 3 of them 4 work benches and 4 Sims with maxed out crafting skill you could make 4 $100 gnome every second. Because of the aromathizers they don't sleep, or rest at all.
I encountered this issue in my game accidentally. A sim from the household I wasn't currently playing was supposed to give birth, but got stuck attending wedding instead. She just... walked around spawning baby cribs everywhere she went.
Video game character: I am here for revenge! Spiff: Why? Video game character: You tortured me and ruined my life! Spiff: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
If spiff ever has to answer for his video game crimes, it'll be one hell of a day, they're going to have to invent a whole new method of punishment just to even come close to what he's done.
a new method of JUST punishment!? They're going to have to come up with a new way of counting if they feel like getting through it all in one lifetime! They may even have to hire... _Interns_ .
"Jeff Bezos has ruined that freedom" Either Spiff's videos are getting uncomfortably realistic, or proving that we are all living in a simulation. Sorry I mean: "everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe, long live spiff"
As an avid Simmer, and watcher of Rags to Riches series, I can attest this is possibly the most amoral, and yet one of the most inefficient ways of making money in the Sims 4. 10/10 evil
"Now the interesting thing about pregnant women in a swimming pool..." - Spiff, 2021 Sorry, I mean “Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe”
What shocks me the most about this video... is that Spiff stopped at three interns, rather than trying to either break the object counter with baby beds, or break the money counter.
Spiff narrating Jeff seducing the maid made me realize: HE MIGHT NOT even be the one playing. He could easily have people working for him executing exploits, narrate over the footage, and have the editors clean everything up. The only thing required for him to do would be to use the voice that we recognize.
This is the most perfectly safe and fine video you've ever done. Nothing else has complied more with local moral and ethical standards. A true paragon of morality.
Super unique (and horrifying) exploit that I've honestly never seen before. Please do more, I've seen a lot of "get rich quick" experiments, but I have a feeling yours will continue to be very interesting. You are correct, pregnant women can't die and they also don't age. This is why a Twitch streamer has been able to have a Sim give birth to over 300 babies, with aging on and no cheats, by just having her constantly pregnant. The Sim is so close to aging up that every day is her birthday, it is such a mad rush to get her pregnant after she gets home from the hospital. Toddlers and babies can't die because they get "whisked away" when neglected/endangered. However, children can die from at least drowning, fire and freezing. Teens cannot die from emotions, but if a teen ages up with an emotion at the top tier (mortified/hysterical/enraged) they will instantly die when they finish aging up.
You should've added the "don't try this at home" warning. By the way, also: "Everything in this video is completely okay, everyone is happy, nothing is wrong. I feel happy and safe."
This was absolutely buck wild. Like, I’ve exploited the fact that pregnant women don’t age to do lots of stat maxing, but this is a whole different ballgame 😂
"Everything in this video is completely okay, everyone is happy, nothing is wrong. I feel happy and safe." I'm starting to wonder what will happen if Spiff and Gray ever meet...I get the feeling the real world itself would break, but at least it would be funny
I feel very happy and safe watching this. It reminds me of exploiting worshippers in Black & White. I was half expecting production to ramp up and end up with a bunch of tiny pools, each with captive pregnant women to boost production. By that I mean that there is room for a part 2 to this exploit.
Everyone: “Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe” Me: "Um... There's a toilet in the same room as the dinner table in the shot at 6:43. That can't be sanitary."
That's ok. It's only one person living there. All the interns are doing their business in the pool. No health violation whatsoever. Everyone is happy, I feel safe.
Just when we thought that the Geneva Convention violations couldn't get better, Spiff raises the bar even higher. Absolutely phenomenal work, you should probably use a VPN though just in case.
Simmers: "Let's do a 100 baby challenge!" Spiff: "Let's do a 100 baby cot challenge!" Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe.
Normally Let's Game It Out should now come into your Place doing a "Is there a limit where this cute little thingies dont spawn anymore" or "When does the Framerate drop below 1 per second?" Video. After a hundreds of days returning and everything you see is such a little bed.
Hey Spiff, I found a glitch in CIV VI if you're interested, when you have a fleet in a city and a copy of that naval unit adjacent to the city and use the single unit to form an armada, sometimes the fleet remains in the city, duplicating the unit. I found this in my last run as Germany I accidentally duplicated a U-Boat fleet like this.
Remember that in Sims 4 there is the pool platform that sims can use to dive into a swimming pool but doesn't create a way for them to get back out. Basically creating a one-way trip for sims to dive into a swimming pool to drown. Also, there is a mischief interaction where you can dare other sims to jump into a pool.
Me: "So I hear you're hiring, what happened to your old interns?" Hiring manager: "They were not... strong." Pregnant intern: "If you have any mercy within you... please, let me die." Bezos, keeper of sims: "When I grow weary of the money you make me, then you shall die."
imagine if deleting the walls wouldn't even save them because they'd be too tired to swim to the border and actually climb out. After a while he could just open their prison to the world and let them float for everyone to see. Bezos would have to sing louder and louder to cover the screams though... (dude this vid actually messed me up lol why do i think of stuff like that XD)
"Everything in this video is completley ok. Everyone is happy. I feel safe." I am writing this out of my own will and not because The Spiffing Brit told me to.
This is one of the funnier videos in a while. Though, Jeff did spend a lot of time singing when he should have been busy fathering more mints. I feel happy and safe.
@@trulyinfamous That's because the game doesn't animate it. Imagine if it had the women pleading to get out, saying that she hadn't slept in days, but she couldn't stop swimming and then screaming as another labor pain hit.
*looks at paper * I am happy at SpiffCo, and we are treated well. Nothing wrong is happening here, have no worries. *looks past camera* can I have some food now?
Can't you hold a yard sale with these cradles, James? I've done that with paintings, upped the market by 300% and my Sims became a millionaire within a week time.
Yes, yard sale is very profitable with 300%, I like selling this way: flower arrangements and omiscan treasures (for example gold frogs and plates) and if you add cloning it, then you can be a millionaire very quickly.
"You hear about the guy holding that yard sale?" "Yeah, he holds one every week.." "He only sells cradles though." "I wonder where he keeps getting them."
@@94karincia Can homemade masterpiece paintings be cloned for the same value too? Because if so then I assume a Sims family would be better off starting out as a scientist for all these inventions.
Bezos is the type of man to allow his interns to swim in their own sweat, tears, piss, shit and amniotic fluid all at the same time. truly a man of unparalleled generosity
The most impressive part of this is the perpetual bad mood conversations between the interns keeps them hating each other immensely, so they'll never cooperate to form a union and fight back. Just like reality.
*If I am arrested after this video please tell Yorkshire tea I love them*
Oke
We'll take care of Yorkshire tea for you while you're fighting the man!
will do
yes commander,, I will do that Sir
SpiffStillPlays
I love how he sold the first cots for 150 and the last ones for 120. This mad man actually inflated the cot market so much the price dropped
Oh i just relaised that
@Crazymage213 Doesn't this happen when the bed is bought in Buy Mode, used in Living Mode and then sold again?
@@Chrissemann Yep.
@@Chrissemann does that mean homie just bought the beds in buy mode instead of waiting for them to spawn in
@@sirsquawksalot9389 yup but the idea is sound, if you can call this sound in the first place lmao
"Not the maid! No Jeff noooooo," says Spiff as he mashes his virtual dolls together.
the sims is really a wonderful thing, isn't it?
oH nOo jEfF DoOn'T dO it!
lmao
That's Jeff Schwarzenegger for you
🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a woman in my eighth month of immortality I can confirm this is the best way to print babies.
Congratulations on the impending end of your immortality and the creation of your tiny immortal offspring
hahaha I read them all as immoral, I need to go to bed.
Congratulations.
@@thespiffingbrit no one dies if it was never born
@@shooey-mcmoss c-sectioned kids wondering if they’re immortal
As a baby trying to be born for 6 months now i can confirm that this is the best way to print money
Imagine the absolute confusion that the other sims running around were experiencing. You once saw 4 residents living in one house, then it drops to just one. This charismatic man goes out every so often to a building with no windows or doors behind three empty beds, sings and baby bed appears. Stuff of nightmares or shitposts.
oh
Ghost stories of Reddit for sure
A guy who gets lots of baby stuff for all the babies...and never a baby is seen...creepy
"This is one of the most immoral things I've done"
Spiff, have you any idea how high that bar is?
"Who are you!"
"The most immoral thing you did"
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?!"
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear one
@@AxxLAfriku Man, you're really proud of this xP
Let's hope it's not a skit for the views!
@@nati0598 It's a spambot, just ignore it.
@@LordDragox412 and report it
Me looking nervously at Spiff. "I feel happy and safe?"
Spiff nodding and lowering the syringe of highly concentrated tea. "Yes. Yes. Good."
"Not the most convincing, but you're spared the needle for today.
I'll check up on you in the pool tomorrow."
I don't know whay are you talking about, my mom takes 2 and grandma 3 needels per day
YOU DARE REJECT THE TEA?!
...
@@ConnorF8_lmao ye.
Yes I do.
This gives the term "breeding pool" a new, dire, meaning.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Wanna see my gene pool?"
"Sure. Wait wtf?"
“Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe, Long Live Spiff"
*sweats profoundly*
"Everything in this video is completely okay, everyone is happy, nothing is wrong. I feel happy and safe."
On another note, I had no idea that Jeff was so musically inclined. How marvelous.
You a have right to remain silent.
As a sims veteran I'm so used to seeing the same gameplay over and over when people think they're cheesing sims I'm glad you've finally put some variety sims content on youtube!
Everything in this video is completely okay, everyone is happy, and nothing is wrong. Honestly this video just makes me feel happy and safe.
Exactly. This is the most morally straight video I have seen.
"I can pretty much guarantee no one has every tried to make money in the Sims 4 with this method, because they simply lack the moral flexibility to do what I'm about to do."
I feel like you and callmekevin would get along swimmingly. The things a billionaire and a cult leader could achieve together.
Throw in GreyStillPlays.
@@FelisImpurrator actually *yes*
@@FelisImpurrator so basically: giant masion with money making torture chambers, literal hell, and a bar
With Jim Pickens, Florida man and Jeff Bezos as the masterminds
@@JocaPlays87 Somehow i feel you just described the Church of Scientology there...
@@FelisImpurrator fuck, I've initially misread your nickname as Fetus Impregnator, and in the context of this video it feels twice as wrong
Honestly, I'm impressed. Not even Kevin exploited sims like this...
And also,... everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe
"no jeff dont sleep with more women" *actively clicking on the romance interactions*
😂
His mind's telling him "No", but his body is telling him "Yes"
spiff: "now who would be immoral enough to print money this way?"
me: "call me kevin?"
spiff: "jeff bezos!"
Praise the Dear Leader
Spiff to the autorities: "There is no baby printing scheme in Ba Sing Se"
"The Spiffing Brit has invited you to a tea party in honor of the Queen."
Ah, The Sims. In their intention to make the game “Family Friendly” they have created the most immoral thing to have ever been done
The irony... The proof that good intent alone can be detrimental instead of productive
Death is a mercy as is the fragility of the body.
-That dude from darkest dungeons probably.
Well, the road to hell/authoritarianism is paved with those same good intentions.
"Not allowed to lock 3 pregnant women in a swimming pool to farm them for money" Geneva Convention: WRITE THAT DOWN!
"Everything in this video is completely ok everyone is happy, I feel safe"
"Everyone lacks the moral flexibility..." - Jim Pickens would like a word with you.
Jim would like you to go back to the basement and paint
Kevin meets spiff
that was the first thing that popped in my mind when he said that haha
the title alone has me cracking up! thank you Spiffy! always make my day when i've got one of your videos to enjoy with my lovely cup of PG T-... I mean Yorkshire Tea!!!
@UCTehb7e0TetyIL3Z-eu3APw so sassy
ONLY YORKSHIRE IS ACCEPTABLE!!!!
@@thespiffingbrit What about Lancashire??
Isnt any tea better than the dreaded coffee or hot chocolate?
Question is does spiff drink his tea correctly?
@@thespiffingbrit Stop it you damn troglodytes. Early Grey is the tea of posh people, don't you know. You're drinking peasant's tea. I bet you go to Asda to buy your common tea.
Months and months later, I still feel happy and safe. Used this trick in my legacy challenge. I advise building a basement to keep the yard clean.
Wait, this exploit still works?
@@4idenn what're they gonna do, make pregnant women mortal?
@@Pihsrosnec fair enough, I'd set some flags so she couldn't go into labor when swimming or doing other activities like that tbh
If this trick still works… does it work faster if you have a set of twins each pregnant with triplets?
"Everything in this video is completely okay, everyone is happy, nothing is wrong. I feel happy and safe."
Sounds like something a cult would want you to repeat.
@@ltbeefy9054 "Everything in this video is completely okay, everyone is happy, nothing is wrong. I feel happy and safe."
Ayo unrelated but do you think in the fallout universe they would ever return to normal society like pre war
@@brockcasey720 Not entirely, no. Even if they could by some miracle you still have mutated bloodthirsty creatures and if radroaches give birth to as many offspring as regular cockroaches then no chance in hell lol
@@brockcasey720 I've always wondered the same thing!
"This is one of the most immoral things I've done"
I think this is a job for Callmekevin, since i am sure he has done something similar.
He did watch his Sims 2 baby buffet
Sims 4 but I make 2 Santa's fight to the death, sims 4 but I repopulate the world in the worst day, sims 4 battle royale
When you said, "Certain people can't die", I suddenly remembered that pregnant sims can't die, and I knew EXACTLY where this was going lmfao
...I...I was hoping against hope that he meant vampires...
@@robinchesterfield42 vampires can die however, meaning that pregnant women are more powerful than vampires
I know how easily The Sims 4 can be exploited.
I know how immoral Spiff can be. So I was looking forward to what he was going to do.
But even I could not imagine how disturbing his exploit would be.
You have outdone yourself, sir.
"This is one of the most immoral things I've ever done."
Jim Pickens has entered the chat.
call me kevin reference :0
"People haven't done this exploit because they lack the moral flexibility". *Jim Pickens eyes begin glowing red*
Jim Pickens? More like Bore Ragnarok
"Everyone lacks the moral flexibility to do what I'm about to do"
CallMeKevin - Am I a joke to you?
Yeah if we’re talking about Florida standers this is a average Tuesday trust me I believe DF graystill plays let’s game it our are all from Florida I think so this is pretty normal
@Angelique Vampir: Yes, but how do we know those three aren't _different accounts of the same person?_
"Put them through a fate worse than death, perpetuate infinite suffering and then use that infinite suffering to effectively generate infinite money" *And we shall call it The Fulfilment Centre.*
"They can't go into labor in the swimming pool but they can't leave the swimming pool" This is called the Jeff Bezos paradox
Schrodinger's dick Is my preferred term.
i genuinely love how the interns are too busy hating on each other to unionise against bezos
Sounds like citizens in real life
That's exactly like real life
"Roses are red,voilets are blue,i am your boss i am gonna make money from you"
-THE SPIFFING BRIT
🤣
Isn't child labor one of the most painful experiences one can endure? Amd they're in that state constantly as well as starving, exhausted, and swimming in their own filth with no way to die. This is worse than "I have no mouth and I must scream"
Yeah there's unlimited suffering in that water-filled box
That makes me dream of a mod called "activate horror" that you could toggle. And suddenly, the Sims4, 3, 2 and even 1 would show strange stuff while you're using exploits... but this one particular exploit?
Well the swimmingpool turning brownish-red, the women screaming, the animation of drowning coming up yet without actually killing them. And why not a ghost baby inside of each cots spawning.
Our lovely male sim protagonist would have to sing louder and louder to cover the screams...
@@asilnorahc8910 damn :o
@@asilnorahc8910 and once he reaches 100k from the exploitation he transforms into a pregnant chick and brought into the pool of immorality
@@wuxiagamescentral lol yus there would be so many curses sims could catch when doing cruel stuff XD
Fun fact: Will Wright, the game designer of The Sims, had originally had plans to name The Sims as "Dollhouse", as he believed the game was essentially a high-tech animated doll house that featured AI. However, the game was knocked back as the marketers found that the game did not appeal to young male gamers.
Fun Fact: To prevent Will Wright from creating more amazing games because they wanted to focus on micro transactions, EA trapped Will Wright in a swimming pool and built walls around it to prevent him from ever escaping.
@@2buxaslice a classic move then they also stole all of his simoleon
Will Wright made spore a genetic horror show of a game.
@@HashknightGaming early spore was a amazing game, it just felt like ea got involved as soon as you got to space
@@HashknightGaming There's a long-form video essay on youtube about the history of god-games by Indigo Gaming that goes into the development of Spore. In short, Wright wanted to make the game an epic, scientifically accurate simulation. However, some of the designers wanted to make the game more cartoonish and consumer-friendly. This lead to the developer team fracturing into the "science team" and the "cute team", and in the end, the cute team won by publisher intervention, and they took a hatchet to the game's core gameplay systems to add in more customization, flailing limbs, and googly-eyes, and that's why Spore ended up the way it did.
I remember making garden gnomes in the original Sims. Through the use of the aromathizer, 3 of them 4 work benches and 4 Sims with maxed out crafting skill you could make 4 $100 gnome every second. Because of the aromathizers they don't sleep, or rest at all.
I encountered this issue in my game accidentally. A sim from the household I wasn't currently playing was supposed to give birth, but got stuck attending wedding instead. She just... walked around spawning baby cribs everywhere she went.
Video game character: I am here for revenge!
Spiff: Why?
Video game character: You tortured me and ruined my life!
Spiff: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
If spiff ever has to answer for his video game crimes, it'll be one hell of a day, they're going to have to invent a whole new method of punishment just to even come close to what he's done.
Gonna have to find a way to Sedate him and put him in a Sensory tank with a VR headset so he serves a sentence in the time he's sedated
a new method of JUST punishment!? They're going to have to come up with a new way of counting if they feel like getting through it all in one lifetime! They may even have to hire... _Interns_ .
Nah they'll just stop him from having tea ever again
@@shadowrosegaming3566 I said punishment, not a war crime
@@Melechtna a fitting punishment for his own war crimes
"There's more to love than money. BUT, if your focus is entirely money, you can exploit love to make more money"
Words to live by. New favorite quote.
i've gave up drinking for good
now i drink for evil
I feel happy and safe. Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, nothing is wrong :)
"Jeff Bezos has ruined that freedom"
Either Spiff's videos are getting uncomfortably realistic, or proving that we are all living in a simulation.
Sorry I mean: "everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe, long live spiff"
Stop being dramatic. We are not being controlled by Jeff Bezos. WE ARE NOT BEING CONTROLLED BY JEFF BEZOS I SWEAR.
Jeff Bezos is not controlling us. Alexa told me so.
@@chief5002 No but the tiny goblin in the attic is
"When entertainment turns into a surreal reflection of your life, you're a lucky man if you can laugh at the joke."
-Max Payne
@@expendableround6186 Holy hell, that's a throwback. Max Payne was something else...
As an avid Simmer, and watcher of Rags to Riches series, I can attest this is possibly the most amoral, and yet one of the most inefficient ways of making money in the Sims 4. 10/10 evil
"I see nothing wrong in this video, I feel safer than ever, Long Live Spiff" - A follower of the Spiffing Empire
Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe
Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe
I, too, feel happy and safe. Everything in this video is okay.
I also agree with this statement
Blink twice if you're an immortal pregnant woman stuck in perpetual swimming hell and need help.
@@futuza 😑😐😑😐
I just love the idea that the sims are frantically trying to shove it back in
"This is one of the most immoral things I've done"
Coming from the king of war crimes that's a scary thing to hear
"Now the interesting thing about pregnant women in a swimming pool..." - Spiff, 2021
Sorry, I mean “Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe”
What shocks me the most about this video... is that Spiff stopped at three interns, rather than trying to either break the object counter with baby beds, or break the money counter.
I feel like this isn't Jeff's first time exploiting children to make money.
Jeff is 100% a psychopath.
Jeff: 🎼🎵🎶🎵
Meanwhile... | 🌊🤰🏻🤰🏼🤰🌊|
Given how there are no dislikes on the video, I think everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy and feeling safe
Spiff narrating Jeff seducing the maid made me realize: HE MIGHT NOT even be the one playing. He could easily have people working for him executing exploits, narrate over the footage, and have the editors clean everything up. The only thing required for him to do would be to use the voice that we recognize.
ultimate spiff exploit
Seems fitting.
This is the most perfectly safe and fine video you've ever done. Nothing else has complied more with local moral and ethical standards. A true paragon of morality.
Everything in this Video is completly ok, nothing is wrong. I feel happy and safe!
Yeah, its pretty standard practice in the USA.
Super unique (and horrifying) exploit that I've honestly never seen before. Please do more, I've seen a lot of "get rich quick" experiments, but I have a feeling yours will continue to be very interesting. You are correct, pregnant women can't die and they also don't age. This is why a Twitch streamer has been able to have a Sim give birth to over 300 babies, with aging on and no cheats, by just having her constantly pregnant. The Sim is so close to aging up that every day is her birthday, it is such a mad rush to get her pregnant after she gets home from the hospital. Toddlers and babies can't die because they get "whisked away" when neglected/endangered. However, children can die from at least drowning, fire and freezing. Teens cannot die from emotions, but if a teen ages up with an emotion at the top tier (mortified/hysterical/enraged) they will instantly die when they finish aging up.
lmao, "I have no mouth and I must scream", haven't played that since '98
You should've added the "don't try this at home" warning.
By the way, also:
"Everything in this video is completely okay, everyone is happy, nothing is wrong. I feel happy and safe."
TBH that disclaimer should be on most Sims videos. You ever heard of Jim Pickens?
This was absolutely buck wild. Like, I’ve exploited the fact that pregnant women don’t age to do lots of stat maxing, but this is a whole different ballgame 😂
Sims
Surely IMoral Simulator
UCONN sucks
Everything in this video is completely okay, nothing is wrong here. Top tier family friendly content 100%
Spiff: We've made a lot of money off of these beds by literally doing absolutely nothing.
Bezos: Nothing?!? I had to fuck in a bush! Repeatedly!
“The shareholders are willing, but the means of production is spongy and bruised”
@@TAP7a i dont like that decription
I just feel so happy for Jeff bazos and his happy family. Everything is just great here.
That was the greatest thing I ever heard. “Roses are red, violets are blue, do as I say or I’ll fire you” such gold 😂
"Moral flexibility" that I have to write down.
Surely will be an absolute joker for a future job interview.
"Everything in this video is completely okay, everyone is happy, nothing is wrong. I feel happy and safe."
I'm starting to wonder what will happen if Spiff and Gray ever meet...I get the feeling the real world itself would break, but at least it would be funny
I want Spiff, Gray, and Let’s Game it out all in a video and I can die happy!
@@ravenhadjen7745
Exploit
Misuse
Break
Fuse and create the greater QA Demon
It might cause a break in Time and Space
@@ravenhadjen7745 yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
Let's throw DF in the mix for extra chaos
I love the ironie in that pregnancy message. Eating for two. When in realiy she will never even see food again.
"I have no energy and I must swim" line is just hilarious 😂
I feel very happy and safe watching this.
It reminds me of exploiting worshippers in Black & White.
I was half expecting production to ramp up and end up with a bunch of tiny pools, each with captive pregnant women to boost production. By that I mean that there is room for a part 2 to this exploit.
can't wait for the next Satisfactory update
I think the best part of this video is the fact it had an Amazon ad under it the entire time.
What a safe, happy, totally ok environment you've created for the children! How kind and wonderful! All happy and safe.
Everyone: “Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe”
Me: "Um... There's a toilet in the same room as the dinner table in the shot at 6:43. That can't be sanitary."
That's ok. It's only one person living there. All the interns are doing their business in the pool. No health violation whatsoever. Everyone is happy, I feel safe.
@@Lucklyist We have an ool at this house. Why? Because no P is allowed in it.
"Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe, Spiff is a moral person with humanist values."
this video makes me feel happy and safe, thank you spif :)
Just when we thought that the Geneva Convention violations couldn't get better, Spiff raises the bar even higher. Absolutely phenomenal work, you should probably use a VPN though just in case.
It's not a war crime the first time.
Geneva Suggestions**
welp, time to get flagged by the government...
Simmers: "Let's do a 100 baby challenge!"
Spiff: "Let's do a 100 baby cot challenge!"
Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe.
I had no idea people did challenges like that.. now I need to do that.
Normally Let's Game It Out should now come into your Place doing a "Is there a limit where this cute little thingies dont spawn anymore" or "When does the Framerate drop below 1 per second?" Video. After a hundreds of days returning and everything you see is such a little bed.
I'd thought there'd be a moral line people don't cross when exploiting but apparently Spiff has proved me wrong
Absolutely hilarious, I feel happy and safe 😂😂
Hey Spiff, I found a glitch in CIV VI if you're interested, when you have a fleet in a city and a copy of that naval unit adjacent to the city and use the single unit to form an armada, sometimes the fleet remains in the city, duplicating the unit.
I found this in my last run as Germany I accidentally duplicated a U-Boat fleet like this.
“The most illegal game of sims 4”
The dear leader: Are you challenging me
" *GrayStillPlays* wants to know your location!" 🤣
Lord Jim Pickens must be informed!
Everything in this video is completely okay! It's impressive how happy everyone is and nothing is wrong. I feel happy and safe.
Remember that in Sims 4 there is the pool platform that sims can use to dive into a swimming pool but doesn't create a way for them to get back out. Basically creating a one-way trip for sims to dive into a swimming pool to drown.
Also, there is a mischief interaction where you can dare other sims to jump into a pool.
“Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel safe”
_Repeatedly blinks 'S.O.S.'_
Just remember, 3 short 3 long 3 short and repeat ad-nauseam.
Me: "So I hear you're hiring, what happened to your old interns?"
Hiring manager: "They were not... strong."
Pregnant intern: "If you have any mercy within you... please, let me die."
Bezos, keeper of sims: "When I grow weary of the money you make me, then you shall die."
imagine if deleting the walls wouldn't even save them because they'd be too tired to swim to the border and actually climb out. After a while he could just open their prison to the world and let them float for everyone to see.
Bezos would have to sing louder and louder to cover the screams though...
(dude this vid actually messed me up lol why do i think of stuff like that XD)
Galaxy Quest, nice!
@@paulrackliffe3313 Yay! Somebody got the reference! XD
@@asilnorahc8910society encourages depravity your not the problem
“Everything in this video is completely ok, everyone is happy, I feel pregnant”
That's not a good sign xD
I've seen some evil things in this game. But this is beyond my very wild expectations.
That swimming pool is still full of exploit isn't it ?
It's certainly not still full of plain water.
This feels more like a Gray Still Plays video than a spiffing brit video.
Not enough sims corpses for a gray Still Plays video
Nah, Gray Still Plays would have the pool full of peoples, with Airplanes flying thru. XD
Sadly he doesn't Play sims anymore -.- ...
Florida man is eternally suffering
if it was a gray video he would stated with 100 or 1000
"Everything in this video is completley ok. Everyone is happy. I feel safe." I am writing this out of my own will and not because The Spiffing Brit told me to.
god, this is the happest and safest thing I have ever seen, the spiffing brit has done it again! what wholesome content
With judicious use of the fertility reward trait and the Duplicado spell, you could really ramp up the production here. The sky is the limit!
This is one of the funnier videos in a while. Though, Jeff did spend a lot of time singing when he should have been busy fathering more mints. I feel happy and safe.
I think this is one of the most immoral things I've seen done to a character in a video game and I've seen some things.
Deltarune snowgrave: *Hold my beer*
@@NikopfpCultist that's honestly pretty tame compared to a lot of things I've seen in games.
@@trulyinfamous That's because the game doesn't animate it. Imagine if it had the women pleading to get out, saying that she hadn't slept in days, but she couldn't stop swimming and then screaming as another labor pain hit.
It however was quintessentially British. This is something the East India Trading Company would have engaged in if real life worked this way.
Never played much hentai games have you
“What can I say except WooHoo!”
"Everything in this video is completely okay, everyone is happy, nothing is wrong. I feel happy and safe!"
This was one of the most wholesome and safe videos I've seen from spiff yet
"One of the most immoral things I've ever done" ....Spiff 2021....O fear 2022
*looks at paper * I am happy at SpiffCo, and we are treated well. Nothing wrong is happening here, have no worries. *looks past camera* can I have some food now?
Can't you hold a yard sale with these cradles, James? I've done that with paintings, upped the market by 300% and my Sims became a millionaire within a week time.
Yes, yard sale is very profitable with 300%, I like selling this way: flower arrangements and omiscan treasures (for example gold frogs and plates) and if you add cloning it, then you can be a millionaire very quickly.
"You hear about the guy holding that yard sale?"
"Yeah, he holds one every week.."
"He only sells cradles though."
"I wonder where he keeps getting them."
@@94karincia Can homemade masterpiece paintings be cloned for the same value too? Because if so then I assume a Sims family would be better off starting out as a scientist for all these inventions.
Bezos is the type of man to allow his interns to swim in their own sweat, tears, piss, shit and amniotic fluid all at the same time. truly a man of unparalleled generosity
The most impressive part of this is the perpetual bad mood conversations between the interns keeps them hating each other immensely, so they'll never cooperate to form a union and fight back. Just like reality.
Spiff, how on earth did you even discover this atrocity? I love it.
i've never feeled so happy and safe in my life
"Oh no, he is going to kill them all...!"
Spiff: "I'm making them immortal!"
"OK, that's worse!!!
Not just immortal. Perpetually in end of pregnancy and labor, and always swimming.