What Really Happens Your First Week In Prison

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  • @kskitchen-fw7uy
    @kskitchen-fw7uy 3 роки тому +5441

    Don't steal. Don't borrow. Don't be disrespectful. Good lessons for all

    • @anike6982
      @anike6982 3 роки тому +112

      Theirs innocent ppl in jail right now

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 3 роки тому +26

      @@anike6982 ok and

    • @stevensimmons2431
      @stevensimmons2431 3 роки тому +57

      These rules apply to the streets as well

    • @icemike1
      @icemike1 3 роки тому +12

      Prisoners have strict codes it's a good thing

    • @jamedlock83
      @jamedlock83 3 роки тому +4

      @@anike6982 there's*

  • @adamemac
    @adamemac 3 роки тому +8520

    "If you don't wanna go to prison? Don't do things that get you to go to prison."
    Coming from him, it carries more weight. It can be that simple, though.

    • @skunkamunkah
      @skunkamunkah 3 роки тому +38

      Yes. Crime and imprisonment are the simplest of topics.

    • @adamemac
      @adamemac 3 роки тому +105

      @@skunkamunkah
      Not sure if I would take it to that extreme, but conducting yourself in a lawful manner is a great place to start.

    • @Treyx1010
      @Treyx1010 3 роки тому +84

      @@adamemac yeah America has almost no innocent people behind bars. Only bad people in prison because the world isn’t perfect but America is 👍

    • @DesertVox
      @DesertVox 3 роки тому +23

      Social inequity is a critical factor. No justice, no peace is a universal law.

    • @bridgetogunsola815
      @bridgetogunsola815 3 роки тому +55

      @@Treyx1010 I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not

  • @PrinceHollieTalk
    @PrinceHollieTalk 3 роки тому +7964

    He just told everyone how to survive... Facts was on point. True game

    • @Ace62595
      @Ace62595 3 роки тому +22

      Who’s you

    • @PrinceHollieTalk
      @PrinceHollieTalk 3 роки тому +140

      @@Ace62595 a person who ain't never got touched in prison or disrespected... Anymore?s

    • @skunkamunkah
      @skunkamunkah 3 роки тому +48

      Who art thou?

    • @lvmsmostfamous
      @lvmsmostfamous 3 роки тому +16

      @@PrinceHollieTalk Ion know you but hats off

    • @Deadassbruhfrfr
      @Deadassbruhfrfr 3 роки тому +13

      Who be you?

  • @Mad-wj6jl
    @Mad-wj6jl 3 роки тому +7478

    “Don’t do things that get you in prison”
    UA-camrs that played music in their videos: uhhh crap

    • @abdelrahmanalsaid3630
      @abdelrahmanalsaid3630 3 роки тому +21

      Lol

    • @glydex6275
      @glydex6275 3 роки тому +22

      On UA-cam there’s copyright

    • @kodaq
      @kodaq 3 роки тому +7

      my mom told me that if i got 1k subs by the end of the year she would buy me the ipad pro! i really needed that🥺🙏🏾

    • @kevinmo7574
      @kevinmo7574 3 роки тому +107

      @@kodaq proof it with your mom by making a video together saying you'll get the iPad Pro if your UA-cam channel hits 1k subscribers

    • @youngkeazy2806
      @youngkeazy2806 3 роки тому +1

      @@involucradosperformance you’re sick

  • @ElectricBikeReview
    @ElectricBikeReview 3 роки тому +922

    He seems like a good guy, real humble. Thanks for sharing this message, God bless you and the others.

    • @greylanders6101
      @greylanders6101 3 роки тому +28

      12 years in prison can do that to you.

    • @austinb3560
      @austinb3560 3 роки тому +6

      That’s what makes him a good criminal

    • @jenthefwen
      @jenthefwen 3 роки тому +6

      I wonder what he did...

    • @abzinhoo
      @abzinhoo 3 роки тому +2

      @@jenthefwen sarcasm?

    • @jenthefwen
      @jenthefwen 3 роки тому +3

      @@abzinhoo no, I’m genuinely curious

  • @aldowilliams4765
    @aldowilliams4765 3 роки тому +255

    This man seems like a genuine person, and I’m glad he’s made amends with his mistakes by helping others

    • @aniwithanideamusic9908
      @aniwithanideamusic9908 3 роки тому +1

      Do you know why he went to jail?

    • @sub-zero5433
      @sub-zero5433 3 роки тому +2

      @@aniwithanideamusic9908 no, why?

    • @aniwithanideamusic9908
      @aniwithanideamusic9908 3 роки тому +3

      @@sub-zero5433 I don't know either, my tone might've come wrong in my original comment 😂

    • @matthewmcnally1186
      @matthewmcnally1186 3 роки тому +8

      @@aniwithanideamusic9908 your tone? Man we reading in it we ain’t hearing what you say 🤣💀

    • @aldowilliams4765
      @aldowilliams4765 3 роки тому

      @@aniwithanideamusic9908 he said in another video it was a home invasion robbery

  • @jimmyl7928
    @jimmyl7928 3 роки тому +943

    'Prison aint that bad and violent" Video suggested next with him in the thumbnail "How I survived being stabbed 7 times in prison" um sir

    • @talr.6107
      @talr.6107 3 роки тому +1

      He never said that though..

    • @mrphilipmoe5146
      @mrphilipmoe5146 3 роки тому +8

      wtf i got the same suggestion 2 lol

    • @technicalmaster-mind
      @technicalmaster-mind 3 роки тому

      @@mrphilipmoe5146 literally same here..
      You-Tube's algorithm though!

    • @spy4307
      @spy4307 3 роки тому

      @@technicalmaster-mind me 4

    • @quill7889
      @quill7889 3 роки тому +1

      Me 5 lol

  • @uselessweaboo2434
    @uselessweaboo2434 3 роки тому +3140

    why is this similar too school-

    • @Ant_0n_y0u
      @Ant_0n_y0u 3 роки тому +202

      Wait I though this was talking about school-

    • @loconamiwooo
      @loconamiwooo 3 роки тому +100

      Cuz school IS prison

    • @cristyjaller
      @cristyjaller 3 роки тому +77

      Coz sometimes school might feel like prison, also, in some schools, you have to wear a uniform like in prison

    • @yourworstnightmare6003
      @yourworstnightmare6003 3 роки тому +123

      Um no. School is heaven compared to prison. Don't be so dramatic.

    • @MitchellBPYao
      @MitchellBPYao 3 роки тому +6

      Never going to Hospital or Prison seeing it in a movie is too much

  • @azereth338
    @azereth338 3 роки тому +3479

    Fun fact: not everyone that goes to prison is guilty:)
    edit: ok everyone replying “most are” to my comment: my point still stands ?? not everyone that goes to prison is guilty- just say that you don’t want to acknowledge that fact, but even if “most are”, what I said was correct🤡

    • @xoroii
      @xoroii 3 роки тому +159

      @Jazmine Vizcaino ok but that doesn’t mean that it’s because they are a person of color

    • @queenbless7787
      @queenbless7787 3 роки тому +8

      Xoroii most times it is

    • @tami8458
      @tami8458 3 роки тому +3

      Archie Williams.

    • @cj123pro5
      @cj123pro5 3 роки тому +2

      @Jazmine Vizcaino wrongly locked up has huge Amts of payment tho, but that's not gd enough, unless they spent the life in prison when he was suppose to be in sch

    • @kodaq
      @kodaq 3 роки тому +3

      my mom told me that if i got 1k subs by the end of the year she would buy me the ipad pro! i really needed that🥺 🙏🏾

  • @Lily-ed2sc
    @Lily-ed2sc 3 роки тому +656

    It was mind blowing to me that some prisons in America are privately owned like a business. Wild Wild west

    • @30251
      @30251 3 роки тому +13

      me too. shocking stuff

    • @Joeybsmooth
      @Joeybsmooth 3 роки тому +47

      What is worse the government has deals with them that say the government has to kept them full. Si think about that 🤔. The government has reasons to keep ppl in jail how shouldn't be there.

    • @itstatilol4392
      @itstatilol4392 3 роки тому +30

      @@Joeybsmooth it’s actually so messed up, the US has more incarcerated people than any other country in the world

    • @check2000
      @check2000 3 роки тому +14

      "Capitalism is good" - greatest lie ever sold!

    • @clifflee54
      @clifflee54 3 роки тому +12

      @@check2000 Capitalism is great. The privately owned prisons is to help lower the cost and saves tax payer money. When you get to federal prisons, they're run worse and hold the more dangerous criminals. Only 8% of inmates are located in them. They help to add extra space from ones run by the government. As for your claim that capitalism sucks, you really have no argument. That's a statement run by people with no historical knowledge and those who listen to people like AOC. Theres a reason socialists/communists tend to be younger

  • @a1r9a9shi99
    @a1r9a9shi99 3 роки тому +105

    I think all of us can learn a lot from inmates even if 99% of inmates did something to deserve to be in prison. Inmates are still human beings with a story just like the people out in free world.
    What touched my heart is “ Keep it simple and keep it respectful. Don’t mess up because there are many of us that would do anything to have ONE more chance at being free.” Very powerful word and I will keep that to my heart even if I’m not incarcerated.

  • @Dedition
    @Dedition 3 роки тому +748

    I wonder how many people are watching this because they're in a situation where they think they could be going prison.

  • @bosslady1188
    @bosslady1188 3 роки тому +30

    Thanks, my brother is in prison hasn't heard from him in years. I really hope he follows all this advice and more 🙏

  • @Grandmaster_Dragonborn
    @Grandmaster_Dragonborn 3 роки тому +227

    “If you don’t wanna go to prison, don’t do the things that get you to go to prison.”
    Many people are oblivious to this simple fact.

    • @CosmicBrownos
      @CosmicBrownos 3 роки тому +23

      Erm… Some people end up in Prison innocent.

    • @machinaowl910
      @machinaowl910 3 роки тому +21

      It really isn't this simple. Some people who are in jail are either innocent or they didn't commit the crime themselves.

    • @mack9225
      @mack9225 3 роки тому +1

      How you figure

    • @spy4307
      @spy4307 3 роки тому

      @Max Liston thats clapped

    • @tonyj9743
      @tonyj9743 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah...except that isn't a fact. It's definitely helpful and will reduce a persons chances of going to prison, but the Justice system in this country is extremely flawed and designed to fill those prison cells.

  • @jennifercarie
    @jennifercarie 3 роки тому +140

    I love how his next vid is “How I survived being stabbed 7 times.” Lol

  • @jondavis2032
    @jondavis2032 3 роки тому +13

    This brother is straight to the point!
    Good Message Mario!!: For the most part don't do things that get you in prison!! (It's unfortunate there are some cases where inocent people get locked up)
    GOD BLESS!!

  • @dogbert9999
    @dogbert9999 3 роки тому +22

    Thank you for this information. I don't plan to ever go to prison but i realize sometimes life doesn't always give people the choices once specific lines are crossed.

  • @mackinzielizabeth872
    @mackinzielizabeth872 3 роки тому +385

    well not planning on going to prison but this was interesting

  • @JamesV84
    @JamesV84 3 роки тому +332

    Super Mario is back. Sounds like great advice, but let's hope no one here needs it. Listen to him, if you don't want to go to prison, don't do things that will get you put in prison, keep it simple. Bonus tip: Don't drop that soap...

    • @natechenry
      @natechenry 3 роки тому +2

      Prison has TV....

    • @JamesV84
      @JamesV84 3 роки тому +9

      @@natechenry So..?

    • @zeeniepop4672
      @zeeniepop4672 3 роки тому +3

      The 'don't drop the soap' method is just a myth and a joke people make about prison showers. Like it's not the way you guys make it seem lmao. if you DO drop the soap, however, never use it again because the showers in prison are nasty af. The floors are hardly cleaned well at all. Like, don't even think about re-use, get a new one somehow.

    • @Vik1919
      @Vik1919 3 роки тому

      @@zeeniepop4672 Soaps are cleanable

  • @darkmunin
    @darkmunin 3 роки тому +198

    "Don't do things that gets you in prison"
    *random 18 year old that didnt do taxes because school didnt teach them* :😪

    • @justaman1537
      @justaman1537 3 роки тому +7

      @Johnt Schmichal Yeah, you never heard of slang or dialects

    • @justaman1537
      @justaman1537 3 роки тому +2

      @Johnt Schmichal Sorry, I don't speak Bri'ish

    • @q.u.e.2019
      @q.u.e.2019 3 роки тому

      Ayo idk bout yall but scroll up and down on this dudes profile picture shiii BRAZYYY

    • @joshdaboss2365
      @joshdaboss2365 3 роки тому +1

      Or someone being locked up for something as harmless as weed

    • @jumpvelocity3953
      @jumpvelocity3953 3 роки тому

      @@justaman1537 you tend not to write in your own slang or dialect unless you’re trying to be edgy.

  • @nikkikruz8458
    @nikkikruz8458 2 роки тому +5

    Thank you so much for the info. My 23 year old son is a bus RIGHT NOW and I have knots in my stomach. I hope he learns from this mistake and never goes back. It’s so saddening

  • @Lbmbbysavage
    @Lbmbbysavage 2 роки тому +1

    I have court this month I got a son on the way and the charges are bad I’m losing myself I needed this video

    • @Mrmp51010
      @Mrmp51010 2 роки тому

      I’m in the same boat prolly have to do 8 months in doc

    • @JackBlack-m1u
      @JackBlack-m1u 5 місяців тому

      Got 3 year old daughter never see and lost my house and got trespassed from to suburbs because I'm african black and the guy white , : no evidence no finger prints no DNA hersay . On top of that 7to7 curview # police the prosecutor ,no statement haven't said a word .. is really hard been black I'm looking at 7 years maxium prison cuz im black

    • @almigdadomer6591
      @almigdadomer6591 15 днів тому

      I hope you got through everythings safely..
      I had a similar experience

  • @kileehughes1718
    @kileehughes1718 3 роки тому +49

    I hope Buzzfeed is paying this man.

  • @askingwhyisfree7436
    @askingwhyisfree7436 3 роки тому +36

    I swear, if people only take care of their dental health, a lot of pain would be avoided. Some guy might be hot headed because he has dental pains and he's afraid to go to the dentist. If your body is healthy, your mind will be calmer.

    • @natashahyung5585
      @natashahyung5585 3 роки тому

      Wait ur temper can be caused by that?

    • @Symplastmail
      @Symplastmail 3 роки тому +2

      @@natashahyung5585 Yeah tooth problems and basically any problems in the body can cause a lot of stress to the body. I’ve recently gone to the dentist and found out one of my tooth is crushing the others so have to have it removed. This pretty much caused headaches, bacterial infections, etc which led to me being a lot less calm. I have free healthcare here so I imagine in America it would be worse as so many people just cannot afford to go

    • @ducngo3077
      @ducngo3077 3 роки тому +1

      @@natashahyung5585 yes it most definitely can. Imagine having severe psoriasis and feeling itchy 24/7. It can make anyone go mental... and that's just demartology, we haven't even gotten to bones or major organs yet...

    • @malcolmboy21
      @malcolmboy21 3 роки тому +1

      @@Symplastmail must be nice having free healthcare. America loves to charge us for it and have private companies make bank.

    • @Symplastmail
      @Symplastmail 3 роки тому +1

      @@malcolmboy21 It’s just awful that you have to go through that. I’m speaking to someone from America currently as I found him on reddit a year ago and he has pretty much gone from physically fit to disabled (he can no longer really move and his whole family and friends have abandoned him). He has now gone homeless and no place takes him on which sucks so bad for him. I’m finding ways for him to get some sort of help but it’s difficult! Do let me know if there are any charities etc that help people like him! I’m trying to get him help in any way possible

  • @KillboFraggins
    @KillboFraggins 3 роки тому +733

    So don’t steal, borrow or be disrespectful...can’t believe it’s just that easy to survive in a jail full of killers, gangbangers and crazies

    • @xaedianjackson4254
      @xaedianjackson4254 3 роки тому +152

      To be fair, those people are everywhere, especially where you least expect them to be.

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 3 роки тому +52

      I mean there are psychos everywhere in the world so you're already getting practice

    • @infinityart4622
      @infinityart4622 3 роки тому +12

      "crazies"

    • @gavin4846
      @gavin4846 3 роки тому +5

      "Prison"

    • @JakeHart-gy4nd
      @JakeHart-gy4nd 3 роки тому +89

      i got released last may, and you’d be surprised at how many of them aren’t really “crazies”. just average people who fucked up. some worse than others obviously.

  • @alexandragabriela8554
    @alexandragabriela8554 3 роки тому +125

    I'm here, watching this video, you know just in case I'm gonna need it sometime

    • @nwazan
      @nwazan 3 роки тому +6

      Oh my god. Me too 🤭😂

    • @terrorgamer4905
      @terrorgamer4905 3 роки тому +3

      Oh it’s very much different for females

    • @mynameisstolen
      @mynameisstolen 3 роки тому

      @@terrorgamer4905 ??

  • @Hai_Lello
    @Hai_Lello 3 роки тому +5

    Thank you, sir, for sharing this with us. I’m glad you’re out. God bless you on the rest of your journey.

  • @CallMeKinfolk
    @CallMeKinfolk 3 роки тому +22

    Damn this is like the same process of being in the Army 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @rubend9391
      @rubend9391 3 роки тому +2

      Its exactly the same, 10 years USMC, 10 years Florida state prison.

    • @Jermaine2099
      @Jermaine2099 3 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the EXACT same thing

    • @rubend9391
      @rubend9391 3 роки тому +1

      @Steven Seth Thank you brother, life is good now

    • @ZzzZ-sb9ju
      @ZzzZ-sb9ju 3 роки тому +2

      Man that’s what I was thinking!

    • @yonissaid4057
      @yonissaid4057 3 роки тому

      @Steven Seth 10 years is half of my life. It's a lot. 1 year alone feels like forever

  • @jessicaleon2094_
    @jessicaleon2094_ 3 роки тому +176

    America's sad.. people get their shots and see a dentist for the first time WHEN THEY GO TO PRISON. WHAT. Makes me happy to be Canadian damn

    • @Dylan-bj4fx
      @Dylan-bj4fx 3 роки тому +5

      So you’re telling me everyone in Canada has been to the dentists at least every year?

    • @Dylan-bj4fx
      @Dylan-bj4fx 3 роки тому +3

      @ريان مروة Wow well I go twice a year and I’m the US but yea a lot of peoples teeth aren’t in the best shape

    • @klounpound6945
      @klounpound6945 3 роки тому

      @ريان مروة damn. Last time I went to a dentist. They gave me a numbing agent I wasn't supposed to have. Lidocaine. I'm deadly allergic. I didn't even make it home before temporarily dying from cardiac arrest. So long as I'm a free man. I will never visit a dentist again.

    • @dl30wpb
      @dl30wpb 3 роки тому +8

      Canada has a smaller population than California.

    • @keithmorgan1170
      @keithmorgan1170 3 роки тому +3

      That's because most of the kinds of people that go to prison are at a socioeconomic disadvantage to start off with. That's not an indictment on America's health care system. And don't pretend that you don't wait in "long lines" to see a doctor in Canada. I know what socialism is.

  • @Salma.Salma.Salma.
    @Salma.Salma.Salma. 3 роки тому +169

    Tfw I’m not even from the US and I’ve never done anything illegal, but I’m getting ready to get arrested for no reason if I’d ever go there ☠️

    • @nasser.h9473
      @nasser.h9473 3 роки тому +6

      lol it’s all fun and games until you actually end up there 😂

    • @kamcorder3585
      @kamcorder3585 3 роки тому +7

      Most Americans never go to prison

    • @kamcorder3585
      @kamcorder3585 3 роки тому +2

      @@Optimistic_mind441 My point is that if you want to take a trip to the US, you'll probably be fine.

    • @isaacster5027
      @isaacster5027 3 роки тому +3

      @@Optimistic_mind441 well the person who started this thread is implying people in the US go to prison for nothing??

    • @Jjonathanhart
      @Jjonathanhart 3 роки тому

      Why?

  • @thatoneguy914
    @thatoneguy914 3 роки тому +60

    Me: never even killed a fly in my life
    UA-cam recommendation: here's a video on how to survive prison

    • @yonissaid4057
      @yonissaid4057 3 роки тому

      @Cassie written by the awaited imam mahdi.
      Imam mahdi isnt even here.

    • @vinikampferherzbarros27
      @vinikampferherzbarros27 3 роки тому

      And I am a officer in local law enforcement. I don't know why or HOW this got in my recommended.

  • @GregSkinner
    @GregSkinner 3 роки тому +19

    me: fully law abiding citizens
    also me: how to survive in prison

  • @g3orgge788
    @g3orgge788 3 роки тому +6

    Inmates: “What’s your name newbie?”
    Ben Dover: 👁👄👁

  • @tspinnerog3269
    @tspinnerog3269 3 роки тому +16

    "People say you get stabbed in prison, and thats completly not true."
    -Recommended video "How i survived being stabbed 7 times in prison"

  • @shas9
    @shas9 3 роки тому +30

    Prison Mike: The scariest thing in the prison is 'Dementors'.

  • @xmubinax
    @xmubinax 3 роки тому +13

    I pray that those in prison get the chance they need to make a real change in their lives. Yes they did something wrong but no, that doesn't make them a bad person

  • @GoutamDas-xr1bs
    @GoutamDas-xr1bs 3 роки тому +24

    I have no reason to watch this video, but I'll still watch it just in case...

    • @bjrnirnside9654
      @bjrnirnside9654 3 роки тому +2

      You ain’t the only one 😉😅

    • @shakoimnadze2211
      @shakoimnadze2211 3 роки тому +3

      that ''just in case'' is sus

    • @raw_riot_6917
      @raw_riot_6917 3 роки тому +3

      @@shakoimnadze2211 More like this:
      *See's video...."Nah won't happen to me"
      *Unfortunate event occurs
      *Goes to prison regretting not watching vid

    • @railixio
      @railixio 3 роки тому +1

      isn't that just UA-cam summed up

  • @cbwavy
    @cbwavy 3 роки тому +104

    If I were ever to go to jail, I'm not talking to anybody. I'm keeping to myself the entire time

    • @OoLiiMiiT3D
      @OoLiiMiiT3D 3 роки тому +5

      I would do the same. Alot of psychopaths in prison

    • @raymond_676
      @raymond_676 3 роки тому +74

      That would also make you look like a weak and easy target

    • @Tybeef
      @Tybeef 3 роки тому +21

      That's impossible from my experience watching prison shows.

    • @user-qx2kb9jl4y
      @user-qx2kb9jl4y 3 роки тому +6

      I mean I would say the same but if I was actually staying for years, idt I or anyone can keep quiet for long with no companion whatsoever unless they are already used to it. Maybe for a year.

    • @nofood1
      @nofood1 3 роки тому +4

      People will come up to you and ask what's your name what you do etc... might as well have conversations and sleep all dayyy if you're in for a long time so time goes faster.

  • @natechenry
    @natechenry 3 роки тому +117

    *The worst thing about prison was the dementors* - prison mike.

    • @moonylanatm_
      @moonylanatm_ 3 роки тому

      Bruh dementors😂 they are terrifying indeed

    • @elizabethfish5593
      @elizabethfish5593 3 роки тому +1

      They were flying all over the place and they were scary

    • @ahodgdon2918
      @ahodgdon2918 3 роки тому +1

      U really expect me not to push u up against the wall? Biotch!

    • @woodson21
      @woodson21 3 роки тому

      Wow mike, you sure seem to know a lot about prison, where’d you learn it all?

  • @itchyandveryscartchy30
    @itchyandveryscartchy30 3 роки тому +15

    You get caught stealing in prison it’s like you just opened the front gates of Hell. You rank somewhere between a chomo and a snitch. Everybody will want a piece of you.

  • @CollectThaBucks
    @CollectThaBucks 3 роки тому +4

    *Gonna need this just in case someone falsely accuses me of something and gets away with it*

  • @reddiver7293
    @reddiver7293 3 роки тому +4

    Words from the heart. And from his life.
    Thank you, Mario.

  • @ironjohn5914
    @ironjohn5914 2 роки тому +3

    I was in a prison in Vietnam 🇻🇳 for 2 weeks, worst 2 weeks of my life I was cut, bruised, burned, I was rescued and recovered quickly.

    • @Joeflegend
      @Joeflegend 11 місяців тому +1

      was it super painful?

    • @ironjohn5914
      @ironjohn5914 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Joeflegend yes.

  • @villanfn1935
    @villanfn1935 3 роки тому +15

    Man said that prison isn't like what we think but the next video is talking about how he survived getting stabbed 7 times lol

  • @JapanWalkerJJ
    @JapanWalkerJJ 3 роки тому +3

    This sounds so similar to military boot camp. Especially the medical and physical check ups that's exactly what I did for 2 weeks in Navy boot camp.

  • @sh0rtyb0yp1mp
    @sh0rtyb0yp1mp 3 роки тому +12

    my first 8 days was classification were about 8 of us stayed in one cell didnt shower didnt have regular toothpaste we used like baking soda lol then after all the questions and medical they send you to your dorm

  • @willhaskin4736
    @willhaskin4736 3 роки тому +2

    Aye man, this was some awesome advice to keep tucked away. Thank you and bless you and your family

  • @mrbarkan
    @mrbarkan 3 роки тому +4

    Keep it simple, keep it respectful.

  • @iluvsubliminals
    @iluvsubliminals 2 роки тому +2

    I am sorry, but I CANNOT go to jail OR prison. I heard that being nice is seen as a sign of weakness when you're at prison, and if you ever meet me, you'd consider me as one of the nicest people you'd ever meet in your life. That's why I already know I would never survive.

  • @2steaksandwiches665
    @2steaksandwiches665 3 роки тому +5

    Articulate dude. I hope he has changed his life around and continues to go in society. You did your time, I respect that.

  • @stanhalen9807
    @stanhalen9807 3 роки тому +4

    Thanks for this video. It was informative. While I do not currently have any pending prison time, I do plan on serving some time in prison at some point in my life. I think it has to help to know what to expect. Cheers.

  • @mamgeorge
    @mamgeorge 3 роки тому +3

    Thank you, Mario. That was interesting, insightful, and well presented.

  • @donutgamingdg5350
    @donutgamingdg5350 3 роки тому +35

    He is literally describing my school

    • @eescdaniel
      @eescdaniel 3 роки тому +1

      What's so literal about it?

    • @donutgamingdg5350
      @donutgamingdg5350 3 роки тому

      @@eescdaniel idk what is so literal about it? 🤔

  • @nikkolasdiaz5049
    @nikkolasdiaz5049 3 роки тому +3

    He's some type of pastor . Much respect

  • @getsum697
    @getsum697 3 роки тому +1

    Sound advice and sage words. Real.

  • @zakiyaholman2360
    @zakiyaholman2360 3 роки тому +8

    He's very smart and he has a lot of very great advice. Prisoners/Inmates are so misunderstood and looked-down on it's sad.

  • @griseldabankroll
    @griseldabankroll 3 роки тому +2

    I been in the system since 2013 . In and out ! Glad to say last week my case was finally thrown out 🙏🏽

  • @thatoneguy914
    @thatoneguy914 3 роки тому +4

    0:08 "That if you look at somebody wrong, you get stabbed... And that's completely not true"
    Next video with this guy: How I Survived Getting Stabbed 7 Times In Prison

  • @sebastianwardana1527
    @sebastianwardana1527 3 роки тому

    always keep it simple, always keep it respectful... this is true gold.

  • @drinkwater5766
    @drinkwater5766 3 роки тому +4

    I don't plan on going to prison anytime soon but this video is very informational

  • @nolankerstetter4662
    @nolankerstetter4662 3 роки тому

    This is the only buzzfeed video I respect

  • @mroverkill6983
    @mroverkill6983 3 роки тому +10

    This is just how to survive an Irish school

  • @moshimonsters123456
    @moshimonsters123456 3 роки тому +2

    I like how the next video is just: how I survived getting stabbed 7 times in prison

  • @Ace62595
    @Ace62595 3 роки тому +5

    Sounds like when I joined the military. Same bunks Same food lol.. same thing.

    • @maxt.2013
      @maxt.2013 3 роки тому +1

      Not even close! Boxes of food labeled not for human consumption.

    • @starblack9374
      @starblack9374 3 роки тому +1

      Not even close

    • @meauxjojo
      @meauxjojo 3 роки тому +3

      I was looking for this comment! Lol

    • @Ace62595
      @Ace62595 3 роки тому

      Literally the same food company. Lol. Sorry to tell ya. It’s the same. You been deployed yesterday straight? Mre worse then that.

  • @stroop3666
    @stroop3666 3 роки тому

    Thanks dude. That was mighty nice of you!!!

  • @intodaysepisode...
    @intodaysepisode... 3 роки тому +9

    "See your friends...." Frequent fliers!

  • @MaryKim
    @MaryKim 3 роки тому +2

    this was so eye-opening and concise

  • @Smiles4034
    @Smiles4034 3 роки тому +6

    The grace of God even extents to the prisons see there's hope... Thank you Jesus

  • @andyrichmond4954
    @andyrichmond4954 3 роки тому

    Such a sound, cool, honest, humble guy. Don't borrow, Don't disrespect ANYONE.( You don't know who they know or who they really are.) Don't steal.

  • @dukethereindeer
    @dukethereindeer 3 роки тому +10

    "People have this perception that if you look at somebody wrong, you get stabbed. That's just nog true."
    Next video: how I survived getting stabbed 7 times in prison...

  • @Rohan-uu4ju
    @Rohan-uu4ju 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks for this useful advice!

  • @alexjones2141
    @alexjones2141 3 роки тому +13

    As someone who's been put on detention in school, I can testify to this.
    This hits close to home ✊

  • @Nihilnovus
    @Nihilnovus 3 роки тому +1

    I think this was the most productive and useful information under the Buzzfeed header wow go figure

  • @eriknelson9490
    @eriknelson9490 3 роки тому +7

    Having nothing or having limited resources drives people to examine resources they never would've considered if they had other resources.
    People commit crime because they see no other choice.
    Eliminating crime doesn't mean eliminating choice, it means eliminating poverty.

  • @nick.caffrey
    @nick.caffrey 3 роки тому

    The brother has told you the important stuff. All you have to do is listen! Thanks, man. I like this man.

  • @thegreekgodzeus8455
    @thegreekgodzeus8455 3 роки тому +4

    Make a video on
    I accidentally became a meme "I got a car girl"

  • @ballet4fun826
    @ballet4fun826 3 роки тому

    How could anyone dislike this video?! thank you for the great message.

  • @UssyMustyYS
    @UssyMustyYS 3 роки тому +8

    Who's also taking notes while watching this? I know damn well I'll never do anything that will get me to prison, but you never know.

  • @DannyBPlays
    @DannyBPlays 3 роки тому

    Prisoners are thought of as subhumans and in many cases they're victims of circumstances... terrible childhoods, abusive parents, growing up in a bad neighborhood, etc. So they get with the wrong crowd and do something terrible that they would've never done in any other circumstance

    • @joshdaboss2365
      @joshdaboss2365 3 роки тому

      Or going to jail for something that should be legal. Like weed

  • @user-xo8ff3fr8m
    @user-xo8ff3fr8m 3 роки тому +2

    no one told me y'all get to go to the store what 😀 ?? i need a whole series all about this. i'm so shocked.

  • @joeyakathug5215
    @joeyakathug5215 3 роки тому +8

    Also good advice: Don't team up with anyone in prison, if you don't want to return

  • @steelycubsfan3460
    @steelycubsfan3460 18 днів тому +1

    Dude knows what he's talking about straight up prison isn't fun so don't do stuff to go there in the first place.

  • @RoyalWFR
    @RoyalWFR 3 роки тому +8

    "People think you gon get stabbed and stuff but that just ain't true..."
    Next recommended video: " How I survived getting stabbed 7 times" by the same guy 😂

    • @nootify
      @nootify 3 роки тому

      LMFAOOOO FR

  • @junejj2127
    @junejj2127 3 роки тому

    The message at the end is heart warming and all that but the video reccomended directly after💀

  • @WhatIsItToBurn
    @WhatIsItToBurn 3 роки тому +10

    0:50 - "On Day 4, this is when you get your lingerie"
    What type of prison was this?

    • @CamilaSaurus
      @CamilaSaurus 3 роки тому +4

      Laundry** lol

    • @WhatIsItToBurn
      @WhatIsItToBurn 3 роки тому +3

      @@CamilaSaurus His American accent, it sounds like lingerie!

    • @orereo2328
      @orereo2328 3 роки тому

      Lmao I laughed at this comment

  • @jon6309
    @jon6309 Рік тому +2

    Thank you. I was always curious about this. I truly believe sometimes people are fated to spiritually experience being in prison for this life time for whatever reason. Not all prisoners were actually guilty for their crimes and I learned the Justice system is truly flawed. The jury can make mistakes in their decisions.

  • @lilaa7851
    @lilaa7851 3 роки тому +7

    My African boarding school is so similar to an American prison. No difference at all😬. Only difference is you get your behind whopped for miniscule things such as not ironing your shirt smh. I'll share this with my nephews who are headed to boarding school

  • @seanc5226
    @seanc5226 2 роки тому +1

    enjoyable and informative 👍

  • @PilotTurtle
    @PilotTurtle 3 роки тому +4

    mario:
    delusional plumber with an alcohol and drug addiction.
    also looks nothing like how he thinks he looks.
    note: kidnaps peach multiple times and murders her boyfriend every time. spends most of time in him magical drug influenced work. stay away from anyone who yells "it's a-me".

  • @elizabethrios1380
    @elizabethrios1380 3 роки тому

    God Bless Brotha ! 🙌🏽🙏🏽❤ You're so insightful & inspirational!

  • @AnonymousMC
    @AnonymousMC 3 роки тому +25

    Hey there! I hope you have a nice day, enjoy the holiday season, and stay safe! God bless you!

  • @phillherup
    @phillherup 2 місяці тому

    ALSO, Stay strapped and don't EVER turn down a fade or let ANYONE disrespect you.

  • @SisileaKim24
    @SisileaKim24 3 роки тому +8

    Wow I thought that it's very dangerous , only who did watch Avlu (Turkish drama) will understand me ;)

  • @bz710
    @bz710 3 роки тому

    Real talk. Respect I did one year behind bars and you don’t know the stuff that you take for granted when you’re free even just the little things in life always stay humble and true. God is good. keep your head up stay strong. And don’t lose sight of the goal.

    • @sonofgod6717
      @sonofgod6717 3 роки тому

      i did 1 month and it felt like so long, can"t imagine doing more

  • @ceranos
    @ceranos 3 роки тому +5

    This guy: "Prison isn't as bad as it seems and people say."
    Also this guy in a different BuzzFeedVideo: "How i survived getting stabbed 7 times in prison."

  • @Soclutchwavy
    @Soclutchwavy 3 роки тому

    Really appreciate that not for me just the simple fact you took the time out to help others much respect God Bless

  • @ronchapsky6467
    @ronchapsky6467 3 роки тому +1

    Well said.

  • @ghostboidream4067
    @ghostboidream4067 3 роки тому +3

    I'm just trying to learn as much as I can Because trouble always seems to come my way and I'm scared that I'll end up in the wrong Situation and accused of a crime I didnt commit

    • @agenthitler4498
      @agenthitler4498 3 роки тому

      You got a naruto pfp you good bro just stab them mfs

    • @jumpvelocity3953
      @jumpvelocity3953 3 роки тому

      Damn you way too brainwashed by the current culture around gen z and millennials, twitter got to your brain huh? The chances of that happening are so low you have nothing to worry about.

  • @mattb3309
    @mattb3309 3 роки тому

    Your reception center is better then the one in Michigan. 45 days alone in a cell only coming out for chow and yard for 1 hour once every 3 days

  • @Trojanfan666
    @Trojanfan666 3 роки тому +25

    Imagine needing any of this advice in your life lmao

    • @zakiyaholman2360
      @zakiyaholman2360 3 роки тому +6

      It's not funny. You'd be surprised how many people do need to hear this.

    • @hamzanur6860
      @hamzanur6860 3 роки тому

      @@zakiyaholman2360 🤫

    • @natechenry
      @natechenry 3 роки тому +2

      I stole. ... And I robbed. And I kidnapped... the... president's son. And held him for ransom. - Prison Mike

    • @zakiyaholman2360
      @zakiyaholman2360 3 роки тому

      @@hamzanur6860 ?????

    • @Trojanfan666
      @Trojanfan666 3 роки тому

      @@zakiyaholman2360 Lmao thats the point... imagine being the douchebags that need this because you can't be a decent human