Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not. It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect. On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was that'd mean I really have to know where he wasn't.
well thats italians Whoah thanks for the amount of likes guys that's sick as to all my Italian brothers and sisters please dont get offended by my comment as it is a joke I'm also abbruzzeze myself
I mean it's just a possibility. Also consider that putting it on the table that way is the only way he can put down the ping pong thingy. But I don't think he would've wanted to put it on the "I haven't" side either. 'Cause he's trying to subtly tell the audience the truth, that he has killed.
@@youmansss it’s not just a possibility, it’s a certainty. he just literally can’t admit to it nor would he want to. it’s not something to be proud of for him and he’s made that very clear over the years.
To be fair, I'm not going in front of a camera and admit that I murdered someone, directly atleast. He does slightly hint he was involved with such type of violence.
And theres a lot of keyboard mafia guys who think he's never done it or that he's faking it. In order to become a made member of the mafia it is well known that they have to take somebody out. Undercover FBI agents have said this on record, it is a fact.
Well even if he did answer "Yes I murdered people". It still doesnt count as evidence in court. I dont think the court really cares much for Never Have I ever as the oath of truth
And even then, “yes” doesn’t pin it on who. The five families killed many people that they got away with, there’s no way his “yes” could pin him on any single murder or series of murders.
true, like during debates the question is smthn like what will u do about climate change and then the politician is like I will change this country to be more superior then ever before
Ahahaha..this has to be the most classy,graceful,skillfull,cunning,calculated,compassionate,yet truthful admission to possible multiple murder i have ever heard..this man has lived..
you must take a choice. is it worth it to ruin other people lives by snitching? how much good can you do by snitching? to yourself and your family and to strangers. you value those things and others and make a decision.
1) He has honor. 2) People would hunt him down if he did and I think he just wants a normal life. 3) Why would he ruin someone else's life? He still has a heart no matter the things he has done. So does almost everybody in the business.
Now, the way he answered the murder question tells me that he may not have taken a life directly, but that he was involved in the taking of lives and had probably given orders that led to it, based on his rank and the way he held the ping-pong bat. It becomes obvious when he clarified that you cannot avoid certain evils when you are partaking in the life he had.
Nah… he definitely did. He’s implied as much in other videos. But what he’s essentially trying to say is that when murder happened; it happened for a very distinct reason and wasn’t taken lightly. So there were no actual random victims, and something pretty bad needed to happen before it was decided that someone wasn’t permitted to live anymore. We will never know who. But it wouldn’t be a stretch to think that most of the people that were murdered by the mob were not good people themselves.
He was a soldier, probably killed multiple people by his hand. I mean he pretty much said he killed people if you actually listened to the whole thing.
"Have you ever killed someone?" Michael : "It began with the forging of the Great Rings, each set with a single GEM, Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest...fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And Nine...nine rings were gifted to the race of Men who, above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived..."
He was a soldier in the columbo crime family. one of their rules is before you can be made you must perform a hit. So just by the fact of his ranking he has killed someone.
I'm Sicilian and while never connected, it's in my family and as a family we knew about all of this stuff. Extensive conversations upholding the "values" of the mafia and how we should act. So much respect for this man and telling his stories, because this was unheard of.
The fact that he pretty much admitted to killing a dude, without openly outright stating it, shows he's clearly not proud of it. I respect that he's not just flat out denying or trying to hide it, while still trying to own up to it in a roundabout way.
Buzzfeed: “Have you ever killed someone?” Michael: "Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?"
"Have you ever killed someone?" "I saw someone spontaneously commit aliven't while I coincidentally was in the same room as them holding a gun to their head, but no I havent"
Buzzfeed: Have you ever killed someone? Michael: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
"...A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before hes ready to save anyone. But i believe, Aang can save the world. DUUUUN DUN DUN DUUuuuuuuN"
I know that people are joking about Michaels response to the killing question, but I do think its important to realize that those kinds of questions must be difficult to answer. Life in the mob is not glorious. It can be bloody and brutal and hard to come back from.
It's not difficult to answer, he just doesn't want to incriminate himself. He can be tied to any number of unsolved murders involving his former crime family
Siby because you’re so well well-versed on the life? These guys would’ve clowned your ass for not even being able to speak without sounding like the uneducated idiot you are
Reader HighGuy “forget what you know about mobile games and Inbark in this (I forgot) rpg mobile game with over +300 champions to collect as you dive into a”
He is so incredibly charismatic that I'm wary of him.
K mister 1500 lul
Smart.
Wow that’s awesome let me just google every word you just used. Speak English next time you talk, not scientish.
That is like one of the skills you need to be a mobster
awkward potatoe Sociopath
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Michael: Technically yes but personally no.
Copied
@@PP-xy2vl Everyone copied the question including me but I didnt copied reply.
@@PP-xy2vl copied reply
starr gg copied is overused
@@PP-xy2vl Copied reply
"have you ever killed someone?"
*Plays Shrek Third's Pinocchio speech*
This one wins y'all-- you others can go home now xDDD
Uh, hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not. It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect. On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was that'd mean I really have to know where he wasn't.
вεтнαηү bruh it’s a joke u don’t need to go the extra mile
Official . Heartbreaker let them. I thought it was funny.
😂😂😂
Have you ever killed someone?
Michael: *Yesn't*
unrelated but i met this michael before hes really chill
@@kosh889 Wow I caught a recent comment on a 3 year old video
@@lysenkotheory3400 theres a feature of newest comment
he cant asnswer that ..but we know he did ..he just respect the family mmber .. is not something to be proud of ...
The laugh that I just let out after reading this 😂 🤣 😅 😭 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
He said yes in such a smart and indirect way that nobody can accuse him of murder but everyone knows he did
He said it in the most nonthreatening way even though he's a literal murderer. Kinda creepy
well thats italians
Whoah thanks for the amount of likes guys that's sick as to all my Italian brothers and sisters please dont get offended by my comment as it is a joke I'm also abbruzzeze myself
BurgerTime i mean he was in the mafia-
@@TaylorL333 Like T-seri-
Lightning Boy what? That dosnt even make sense
"have you ever killed someone?"
Michael: "My name is Schrödinger and this sign is my cat"
He’s in a superposition of having killed and not killed. Its all probabilistic, fuggedaboutit
Underrated lmao
He has a few interviews on VladTV that are pretty good
Good meme
Superior humor
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Him : *The brain is the only organ that named itself*
Wow. This makes me question my whole existence.
This makes my brain wondering about my brain.
OMG now you've got me thinking!! 😂😂😂
Hol' up
Yo,
Yo,
Yo,
That's insane, I never thought or heard that before...
I don't know why but this is satisfying!
I love that he keeps the 'Yes' sign facing upwards when he's discussing murder. Kinda subtle and honest of him at the same time.
Glad im not the only one that caught that lol
I mean it's just a possibility. Also consider that putting it on the table that way is the only way he can put down the ping pong thingy. But I don't think he would've wanted to put it on the "I haven't" side either. 'Cause he's trying to subtly tell the audience the truth, that he has killed.
@@youmanssshe cant admit to that - statute of limitations is nonexistent on murder
@@youmansss it’s not just a possibility, it’s a certainty. he just literally can’t admit to it nor would he want to. it’s not something to be proud of for him and he’s made that very clear over the years.
It’s obvious he has. If he hadn’t he woulda just said no. He can’t admit it cause he wasn’t arrested for murder
BuzzFeed: "Have you ever killed someone?"
Micheal: "Yesn't"
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol
I hate when buzzfeed does that
😂😂😂😂
proper belly laughing at this 😂
“Have you ever killed someone”
Michael:Fire trucks are actually water trucks
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣i can't with these comments
I haven't heard that one before. That's pretty good.
This was too good 😂😂🤣
Lmao!
“Have you ever killed someone?”
Michael: “Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.”
Mallory Kennedy mitochondria
When you make an unoriginal comment, at least spell the subject right :/
@@fujisakicdanganronpa5395 that's part of the meme,boomer
FujisakiC Danganronpa ok boomer
Also mitochondria is really hard to spell
"Have you ever killed someone ?"
Michael :"Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise ?"
LOL
This is the winner
10/10
Air China?
That was the longest "yes" I've ever heard, without actually saying it.
yeeeeees
samsungalaxyxd yeeeeeees
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
well back in the days we don't say yes
@@haitamghanami8785 Back in mah day, we ain't say no yes, we just shoot once.
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Michael: The law requires that I say no.
to be fair, he still has that hit on him...
😂
Nice
And thats a fact
Nice The Incredibles reference
Buzzfeed: Have you ever killed anyone
Michael: Don't do drugs kids
693 likes lmao
Giorno be like:
@@zazithym3569 i was waiting for that comment
Yes do it but actually don't
"sdik sgurd od t'nod"
Everyone making fun of him for not answering if he's murdered, yet it's pretty understandable why.
To be fair, I'm not going in front of a camera and admit that I murdered someone, directly atleast. He does slightly hint he was involved with such type of violence.
No one is making fun of him. We are comically responding to his "answer."
And theres a lot of keyboard mafia guys who think he's never done it or that he's faking it. In order to become a made member of the mafia it is well known that they have to take somebody out. Undercover FBI agents have said this on record, it is a fact.
@@frederickoftheartic2209 he was a capo, thats all the hint you need
Can't self snitch, he's saying yes without saying it.
New title:
*’how to admit to murder without admitting to murder’*
how to get away with murder reboot seems intense
How to answer every other question but the one you are asked
Fun fact: the I have sign is facing upward when he was saying this :)
But still, I respect his privacy.
@@quocnguyentrieutrieu5876 I noticed that too.
@liquid sword it didn't ask if he murdered someone though. It asked if he killed someone. Killing isn't always murder.
"Have you ever killed a person?"
"According to all known laws of aviation..."
the bee movie script i-
Hey I was your 600th like
@Hot swiggity sex says someone with that name
The bee should not be able to fly
bees should not be able to fly
I can't believe this man is 70... who knew the mafia had the fountain of youth with them?
Damn is he!? He's so sexy and young looking. Wow.
I'd say he looks 50 or something hmm
His dad is 103... Imagine that! lol
@@dirt331nnocent Was. Died on February 20.
@@fernandocarrazzoni oh what, rip
As an actual Italian I can say I have mad respect for this guy back in homeland I met a few like him. Rare breed nowadays
❤❤
Ma che porcamodonna stai dicendo coglione
Not in Italy, lots of gangsters. You must be so proud.
BuzzFeed: Have you ever killed someone?
Michael: *Rehearses entire Bee Movie Script*
ya like JAZZ???
Who tf messed this up????? There were 666 likes!!!! Aaaarrgggg
@@m.s7408 algd next time we will hope to leave it on 6.9k likes
Its Kujo ooooo n i c e tnx
According to all known laws of aviation a bee should not be able to fly
This man really just admitted to murder in such a way that it can’t be considered evidence in court yet the answer is obviously yes.
Well even if he did answer "Yes I murdered people". It still doesnt count as evidence in court. I dont think the court really cares much for Never Have I ever as the oath of truth
Even if he did murder someone and admit it in a video recording, it's only testimonial evidence. Legally, they would have to gather more evidence.
Fake Justin Y
KaianSoKewl I was going to say that 😂😂😂
And even then, “yes” doesn’t pin it on who. The five families killed many people that they got away with, there’s no way his “yes” could pin him on any single murder or series of murders.
Buzzfeed: “Have you ever killed someone?”
Michael: “Did you know cats can see ultraviolet?”
AnnaElisavetta Vonnedozza 😂😂
🌎Don't Read My Name
Hey vsauce, Michael here!
AnnaElisavetta Vonnedozza he never said that so I don’t get it?
Don't see my Picture Well I made it to the end
"have you ever killed someone"
Michael: your iq is how smart you are
Blud had a whole ted talk over nothing😭😭
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Him: Tralse. Frue.
yesn't
@@01.adeyogaaditamaputra96 Mayhaps
@@astrolight5220 nes
I didn't not.
@@Pulang_Diwa yes i didnt
“Have you ever killed someone?”
Michael: The opposite of firefly is waterfall ya know
👁👄👁 how did I not know that-
Bruh I just realized
megamind
Ya know where have o heard that Naruto
Bruhhhhhhhhh your IQ is over 9000
‘Have you ever killed someone?’
*Mmmmmh, this table here is made out of table*
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha
911 likes
@@baconatichairz4300 gfys
I had the pleasure to meet Michael. He is one of the most down to earth people I have ever met.
He answered the "have you ever killed someone" like a true politician
I herby admit this comment is one of the best!
true, like during debates the question is smthn like what will u do about climate change and then the politician is like I will change this country to be more superior then ever before
@Jesus Christ hello Jesus
He's a mob boss.
Im just saying this bc i want to be in r/wooosh
"have you ever killed someone"
michael: yes i never haven't not
.
😆😂😂😂
@@alescajko4014 ,
Lmao
I don’t even know whether I accidentally stole your comment or if you took mine but now I feel angry and guilty... and it isn’t even that important
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Him: You can drink a drink, but you can't food a food.
I know this from somewhere -
•ʙᴇᴀʀʏ~sᴄᴀʀʏᴢᴢᴢ• ya
awesome comment
Nice profileee nameee
But you can Kill la Kill.
Ahahaha..this has to be the most classy,graceful,skillfull,cunning,calculated,compassionate,yet truthful admission to possible multiple murder i have ever heard..this man has lived..
I like how this dude is done with his mafia life and talks against it, but he still won't snitch.
Shawn Crabtree
He still has honor
you must take a choice. is it worth it to ruin other people lives by snitching?
how much good can you do by snitching? to yourself and your family and to strangers. you value those things and others and make a decision.
He just doesn't want them to murder him
1) He has honor.
2) People would hunt him down if he did and I think he just wants a normal life.
3) Why would he ruin someone else's life? He still has a heart no matter the things he has done. So does almost everybody in the business.
Yeh there is no benefit to snitching now, it would only make his life worse...
“Have you ever killed somebody?”
Micheal: “If our fingers have fingertips but our toes don’t have toe tips, then how can we tiptoe?”
Except your toe does have a tip...all ur thumbs ups are from unreflecting robots with no ability to think freely...
@@GB3770
They do have tips but when have you ever heard someone say "toetip?"
And not tip finger?
My brain hurts reading these replies
Mimi's Adventure agreed
Little did anyone know he never left the mafia. He was assigned the job of taking out a buzzfeed official, so far he’s doing well.
Wat
wait so-
How do you know that?
its a joke lol
He is the mafia boss lol ;)
Now, the way he answered the murder question tells me that he may not have taken a life directly, but that he was involved in the taking of lives and had probably given orders that led to it, based on his rank and the way he held the ping-pong bat. It becomes obvious when he clarified that you cannot avoid certain evils when you are partaking in the life he had.
Nah… he definitely did. He’s implied as much in other videos. But what he’s essentially trying to say is that when murder happened; it happened for a very distinct reason and wasn’t taken lightly. So there were no actual random victims, and something pretty bad needed to happen before it was decided that someone wasn’t permitted to live anymore.
We will never know who. But it wouldn’t be a stretch to think that most of the people that were murdered by the mob were not good people themselves.
He was a Capo. You aren't getting there without murder
If you ask someone if they have done something in a game of never have I ever and they hesitate....that means they have lol.
He was a soldier, probably killed multiple people by his hand. I mean he pretty much said he killed people if you actually listened to the whole thing.
He can't say because murder never exceeds the statue of limitation.
Buzzfeed: “Have you ever killed someone?”
Him: *RECITES THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE*
😂😂💀💀💀
4:35 is what you came for
Haha, by the time he'd finished speaking I forgot what the question was.
lmao biggest dodge of the centry
@@Kailamptey I think that was the point
“Have you ever killed someone?”
Him: did you know that every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa?
Together we can stop this
underrated LOL
Give me your money, and I'll consider thinking about this tragic issue
Good one
As an African I agree😒😒😒
“Have you ever killed anyone?”
Michael: to demonstrate the power of flex tape, i sawed this boat in half!!
itsammyyy I sawed the camera man in half!
@@aydensucks4121 Producer: "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!"
I SAW THIS MAN IN HALF
AND REPAIR HIM WITH ONLY FLEXSEAL
ITS CREATE A TIGHT BLOOD PROOF SEAL AND IT HOLDS ON TIGHT
The inside is completely drrryyyyyyyyyy!!! 😁
@@tikkidebeaux5229 ITS EVEN WORK...UNDER BLOODY BODY!
You can tell when someone has a life experience behind them, and a real one, this man has a rough teaching about life, about change, god bless him
"Have you ever killed someone"
"Kill is a strong word, look I reunited them with their dog that went to a farm".
You're a good BOAH
😂😂
Lmaaao
Mister, that's a fine horse there.
Have some goddamn faith, Arthur.
BuzzFeed: "have you ever killed someone?"
Michael: "this question is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends"
This is the best one🤣🤣
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 𝗲 𝘃 𝗲 𝗿 𝘆 𝗼 𝗻 𝗲 𝗶 𝘀 𝘀 𝗽 𝗼 𝗻 𝘀 𝗼 𝗿 𝗲 𝗱 𝗯 𝘆 𝗿 𝗮 𝗶 𝗱
@Fred bear *blursed
Lol, The device that you're using to send this comment is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
NordVPN
BuzzFeed: Have you ever killed someone?
Mafia Boss: Yes, I have not.
No, I have
nOt hAve I, yEs
Yesn’t
Yesn't
Yesn’t
Notice at 4:45 , after dodging the answer, he put the “I have” part face-side up.. wonder if that was intentional…
Most likely, because he actually looks at the “I have” part while he puts it face side up.
BuzzFeed: “Have you ever killed someone?”
Mob Boss: “Did you know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”
Kyle Krueger haha 😂😂
Avery Stockwell I learned that years ago I’m a junior in high school now🤦♂️🤷♂️😂
Avery Stockwell I learned that earlier this year
@@yamini7937 bruh what grade are you in😂
Kyle Krueger I first found him on Vladtv
"have you ever killed some one"
Him:let me introduce you to todays sponsor raid shadow legend
UNDERRATED
Your pfp is cursed
LMAOOOOO 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Hahahha
Lol
no one’s talking about if you add that not but if that false not work
Underrated
@@golubmassoj400gramm4 it was stolen
Underrated as hell
@elequant its not stolen wat?? lol
YESn't
“have u ever killed someone”
michael : everybody dies in the end..
"Have you ever killed anyone?"
Michael: The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations...
Lmaoo
Nice one 👌
A mantel, passed from warrior to warrior.....
Now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king.
Bowen Zhou wut
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Well yes but actually no.
I was waiting for someone to say this
I guess it's more like well, no but actually yes
I think you mean well no but actually yes
@@zaikrix4365 yeah mobsters never kill anybody alone, they're usually more than 2
@MUFC2 I mean soccer is great and all but why comment that here?
“Have you ever killed someone?”
Him: *Did you know you can save 15% or more on car insurance?*
Imagine he actually said that xD
Its that the radio ad ? 😆
@@elfrank333 Geico car insurance ad
@@mattmroz2182 im not even american but i lisent to american radios in latin american to improbe my english so i got the reference 😄👍🏻
@@elfrank333 good job 👍
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Michael : "It began with the forging of the Great Rings, each set with a single GEM, Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest...fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And Nine...nine rings were gifted to the race of Men who, above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived..."
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Him: "Did you know that your birthday is the same day you were born"
"Did you know that your birthday is the same day you were born, and always repeats itself each year?"
No
@@frostbite6431 Damn genius
If your birthday is the day you were born, and your birthday repeats every year, does that mean you’re born every year?
@@p_staystressed4905 no
Anyone that doesn’t immediately say “NO” to killing someone, has killed someone. 😂
140k likes. Wow. Thank you my children. This is my pride and joy.
Or was an accomplice in the murder
If he said no would you have believed him?
No it don't
I reckon he may have put someone into a state that may have led to their death
He was a soldier in the columbo crime family. one of their rules is before you can be made you must perform a hit. So just by the fact of his ranking he has killed someone.
"Have you ever killed someone?"
*I didn’t not not never not unkill someone*
Auto Correct by the rule of negation it means yes he have killed
Anantam Bisht I’m aware that’s the joke
@@anantambisht4895 Sherlock here wow, big fan of you bro
@@brunosantiago8961 I always love my fans , love you.
I did not not not not not not not not not unkill
I'm Sicilian and while never connected, it's in my family and as a family we knew about all of this stuff. Extensive conversations upholding the "values" of the mafia and how we should act. So much respect for this man and telling his stories, because this was unheard of.
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Michael : "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"
Hassaan Rajput 😂😂😂
You know what's funny?...this line was uttered by a guy named Michael...Michael Stevens from Vsauce
@@gauravjha3881 "hey V sause Michael here" yeah I know him, who doesn't 😅
What put a horse head in there bed.
good one
“Never have I ever killed someone”
Mob boss: “Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?”
I know this has like 300 likes but *underrated comment*
😂😂😂 most won't get this
Explain to me pls
Randimator You’ll understand when you’re older
Boimah Sambola Elitist memes or bust
“Have you ever killed someone?”
Yes but for legal reasons that’s a joke
Makenna 25 for serious rival mafia don’t kill me that’s joke
hEhE
Made me strongly exhale through my nose
@@sirrivet9557 oops India I'm sorry about the memes
I was scrolling through the comments to look for this one.
The fact that he pretty much admitted to killing a dude, without openly outright stating it, shows he's clearly not proud of it. I respect that he's not just flat out denying or trying to hide it, while still trying to own up to it in a roundabout way.
"So have you ever killed someone?"
*technically, yes.*
*literally, no.*
He would of got others to do it for him
💜
Just gonna say HELLO BLINK STREAM HYLT
Well yes, but actually no
It’s honesty in a rather ‘curious’ form
He really said “I ain’t no snitch”
@Drew Long yeah we've went over that
Snitches end up in ditches
@@kalellmohmad1390 why isn't tekashi69 in a ditch yet ?
Sorry, English is not my first language, what does it mean?
Lee Felix tattle tale
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Michael: Fire trucks are actually water trucks.
Never thought about that tbh
BIG BRAIN!?
f u n n y
It's still the truth
Lol
"have you ever killed someone?"
Michael : " Lets talk about how hard life is."
BuzzFeed: “Have you ever killed someone?”
Michael: “See yes but no .”
...Oop
I made ur like 666
Yo
He probably means he killed him but won the gulag
Says “ima pull one of these”
*Camera crew backs up*
"have you ever killed someone?"
I did not have sexual relationships with that woman
Actually underrated
depends on what the definition of “is” is
Um... It's "relations."
I laughed at this one 😂😂😂😂
HXJJSJZHAHSHJASUD
Buzzfeed: “Have you ever killed someone?”
Michael: "Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?"
for real mate?
This need more likes!!!
@phantazein. It refers to a classic video on UA-cam, search for "Have you ever had a dream like this", then you should get it ;)
lol.😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@Clekken 647 Of course! ;)
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Michael: "And to explain that, we need to talk about parallel universes."
“Have you ever killed someone?”
Micheal: No! I just adjusted their lifespan to my advantage!
Shinigami's be like:
LMAO.
I didn’t stab him officer....
He ran into my knife...
I didn't shoot him officer...
my finger suddenly moved because of the wind..
I didn't poison him officer...
I thought it was salt..
“Have you ever killed someone?”
Michael: Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa
LMFAO
🤣🤣💀
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@@kingchoppa3204 its from the office
@@Drewski8068 no it's not
Buzzfeed: "Have you ever killed someone?"
Michael: "well, let's now talk about my sponsor - Raid Shadow Legends"
Cute Chemical Pony 😂😂😂
This is the best "have you killed someone" comment I've seen in this comment section
Lmaoooo
"Have you ever killed someone?"
"I saw someone spontaneously commit aliven't while I coincidentally was in the same room as them holding a gun to their head, but no I havent"
This one is the best one so far
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Michael: Nah, they tripped on my knife, they all tripped on my knife ten time.
Buzzfeed: “have you ever killed someone”
Michael: *”Define kill”*
Kerbos 34 mins ago? Wtf lmao
Isaac Adame what
Kerbos my insta is like_beg_police_officer
Kerbos and do you play Xbox
Wait is it actually you wtf
Buzzfeed: Have you ever killed someone?
Michael: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
"...A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before hes ready to save anyone. But i believe, Aang can save the world. DUUUUN DUN DUN DUUuuuuuuN"
Love this comment bro
@@Fruity-sb9lg *Roku voice* Previously on Avatar
Give this man more likes
Lol I just binge watched that show now I'm watching legend of Korra 😂
“Have you ever killed someone?”
Michael: The giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds....
That's a lot of mollusk.
Lmao
Renan Demoraes conch?
CoD33 you obviously aren’t cultured enough to understand
Trikkky I know what he is talking about I just don’t know what a conch is lmao
If you ask someone “have you ever killed someone” and they don’t immediately say no, they are a murderer
Lmao no. They might just be uncomfy lmao
Yea
Always works in among us
@@ant8041 "uncomfy"
Weird way to defend a murderer
What kind of logic is that? Obviously this case is special.
@@nousername1888 not what i mean. If a dude doesnt immediately awnser "no" he might very well just be suprised
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Michael: Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?
hahah
😂
I was gonna say thst
Fascinating
Omg that's so shocking. Tell me more 😌
"Have you ever killed someone?"
"Well no, but actually, yes"
Omg the first time this guys comment doesn’t have 1k likes
He must have sent men to kill them
@@greedintin4062
12 hours ago my guy chill
we know you're trying to be funny but dude, seems like it doesn't work this time
Ýeeb
"Have you ever put a horse's head in someone's bed?"
Michael: "Wish I thought of that"
Revolver0cel0t I lold to that
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Tough As Hell 😂😂😂😂😂
If he had thought of that, he wouldn’t have killed that school bus load of children.
“Have you ever killed someone?”
Michael: “and now over to our sponsor, raid shadow legends!”
Have you ever killed somebody?
Michael: For legal reasons, that's a joke.
For legal reasons, that's a joke.
I’m serious American government please don’t arrest me that’s a joke
I love my american bros from detroit to california!
I’ll take on all the world for ya I’m a heavy hitter bout to eat some Taco Bell and sit in the shitter
@ joke is better
“Have you ever killed someone?”
Michael: Half yes half no
Buzzfeed: Calls 911
Probably why he didn’t say yes
Triggernomgaming 432 certain things you can’t go into once you’ve been involved with any gangs or mafia or anything like that
They should call 455.5
1k Liker
@@ranveerraj2337 yeah they should call two numbers
+ 455.5 and -455.5
“Have you ever killed someone?”
Michael: “Did you know that in 15 minutes you can save 15% or more on car insurance when switching to Geico?”
XD
hahaahhaahhahaha
Victor The Goat hahaha got a geico ad while reading this
Victor The Goat 900th like
Nick S lol
I know that people are joking about Michaels response to the killing question, but I do think its important to realize that those kinds of questions must be difficult to answer. Life in the mob is not glorious. It can be bloody and brutal and hard to come back from.
It's not difficult to answer, he just doesn't want to incriminate himself. He can be tied to any number of unsolved murders involving his former crime family
To be honest, This guy aged like fine wine.
I know
Italians seem to age well, and live long lives. His father just died at the age of 103!
He looks better now than he did when he was in jail!
@@christyshowlive sorry for ur lost
Ashley Gomez it’s not my loss... I’m talking about the guy’s father
Buzzfeed: have you ever killed someone?
Michael: shawty’s like a melody
This comment is my favorite
Thank you for reminding me of the good old days
LMFAOOO
in my head
LMAO
“Have you ever killed someone”
Michael: *”writings not that easy, but grammarly can help.”*
😂😂
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO BEST COMMENT PERIOD!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 😶🤣🤣
It is amazing how he answer an inappropiate question with solid attitude
"Never have you ever killed someone?"
Michael:
" Cocaine is hell of a drug"
Gliese 581c 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfaoooo Dave Chappell
I was your 500th like
this deserves to be top comment
Good post
Buzzfeed: “Have you ever killed anyone?”
Michael: Have you had an accident at work that wasn’t your fault?
Buzzfeed: If someone died, that still counts.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
He didnt say yes because the statue of limitations isnt up so if he confessed he could get tried
@@gingershrimp4024 It's statute, and there isn't a statute of limitations for murder, except in very rare and confusing circumstances.
imagine the stories he could tell his kids...
the same stories hes telling on yt, do u think he finna tell his kids if he killeed sombody ,hell nah not even your kids u gotta keep that for u
Finna? What's wrong with gonna?
Siby because you’re so well well-versed on the life? These guys would’ve clowned your ass for not even being able to speak without sounding like the uneducated idiot you are
lewis laycock gonna? what's wrong with finna?
Sunday bed times wouldn't be a problem.
"Have you ever killed anyone?"
Him: Heyyy...fuggetaboutit.
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Him: "sorry I don't speak chinese"
???? From my engineer
Good 1
1k like-
I’m
😮
BuzzFeed: Have you ever killed someone?
Michael: Nes.
Yo
Yesn’t*
Pk Fire
This garbage belongs to jail for life, why are they glorifying this trash? Buzzfeed is the worst.
@@souljastation5463 well yes but you hafta admit he s charismatic
Have you ever killed anyone?
Michael: The world is a very violent place
Sounds like yes with extra steps
@@Fastwalker27 lmao
His answer exactly
... and i'm extremely blessed 😁
Well... kill is a strong word.
Can't believe he's over 70. He looks unbelievable
“Ever killed anyone?”
Michael: “This video is brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends”
Reader HighGuy “forget what you know about mobile games and Inbark in this (I forgot) rpg mobile game with over +300 champions to collect as you dive into a”
THE best way to avoid a question
This, this needs more likes.
Reader HighGuy yolo
Raid shadow legends start now for free
“Have you ever killed someone?”
I will say this: a steak will lose all of its flavor if you cook it well-done.
DonCorleone87 well done is the only way
Cheek Clapper you are a monster man
Well-done is the best my guy
Medium rare to rare is the best
@@rheamurphy9323 monster
“Have you ever killed someone”
Michael: define “kill”
Define "someone"
DEFINE THE WHOLE ASS SENTENCE
Hectic
Define
@@iamgamer1996 . Decline.
"Have you ever killed someone?"
Michael: "My dog stepped on a bee..."