“Hold on, let me get this straight. The governments’ telling me to sit right here, and do nothing for weeks? That’s the most sense they’ve ever made.” UNFORTUNATELY TRUE.
Matt had the two best lines with "It was just 3 years ago we had to tell people not to eat Tide pods." and "threaten college football and the SEC will have it cured by Friday."
My kids were so excited when they found out school the schools had been closed. They kept asking me if they could play on the computer all day. I said of course not you Homeschool. Now get back to your Math and L.A. I do feel sorry for all of the new Homeschool moms out there. When I first started I took the whole summer getting in the right frame of mind, putting together my curriculum and lesson plans and making a classroom area. You’re just been dropped in the deep end. Luckily we are far enough in school year that most of what they learn now is review at the beginning of next school year. So don’t worry to much. Just enjoy your kids.
hunnerdayEDT HAYYYYYYY! I’m a Yankee, we like it like that. AND, we don’t slather sweet syrup on our meats, or add sugar to vegetables. YUK, you kidding me? Molasses? That’s for animals.
Unsweet Tea is just Tea? Either cold or Hot, it’s the same thing. Sweet tea is literal tea, water, extra sugar, filled with ice. On the other hand, Unsweetened tea is basically traditional tea, which ISNT dirty water, you uncultured swines.
Puddingtang66 agreed, although my local grocery store has senior hour first thing in the am, I guess old people don’t sleep, but to horror , I qualify as old person,,
@@slcRN1971 I didn't know about the recall, but maybe that was when Blue Bell "closed"? Because I thought they went out of business, but at some point I noticed they were back. Whew!
I mean are you surprised we have to tell everybody how to wash their hands? It's only been three years since we had to tell them not to eat Tide Pods. LOL!
@blue dog They're little pre-measured packs of laundry detergent. A few years back, there were internet rumors of children eating the Tide brand ones because they were colorful or because they were doing an internet challenge.
Corey Hand True hopefully this will end by September. As a southerner I really hope the coronavirus ends by May or April I wanna see my gators 🐊 play! Especially since we have a chance against UGA this year.
@@julietellsthetruth4811 Hi Julie! Do a search on UA-cam for Dr. Selfridge Music. Mondays are for beginners, Wednesdays for advanced students, and Fridays for jazz. --Erika
E Anzaldua: That is so awesome!! It's the first time I've ever heard of an online band class (I know it's because of the times), but man, band is the best!! I love that you are able to use your extra time at home to pick up and play your clarinet! I was supposed to join my university marching band as an alum to perform in the Saint Patrick's Day Parade in Dublin, but of course it got cancelled and the trip never materialized. When I was practicing my flute, my dog kept wanting to sniff and lick it, lol!
This one shouldn't be categorized as "comedy" because it's a bloomin' documentary! Tomorrow I organize the oak leaves in the yard by size. After that I teach the squirrels to sing!
Lol they left out us who reacted like this: “The government say its best to stay home? Hell yeah! I like the sound of that!” “No they are ordering you to stay home” “Hold up now, excuse me?! ...” Proceeds to go on a 1776 rant.
"This whole situation has really clarified some things for me: One of those being that teachers need to be paid a whole lot more! How do you do it!?" I love this!!
I gave in on day when it was stuck in my head and started singing it while I cleaned all day. Luckily my kids sang it too then stopped and eventually asked me quit before the day was over. I haven’t had to play it since so I think I won.
I'm taking a benadryl tomorrow before delivering prescriptions and groceries to a home bound family member.Don't want to scare anyone with my pollen reaction,lol.
🤣 right! I sneeze & everyone trying to quarantine me in a bubble. Um.. I washed my car at noon. It hasn’t moved but 2 hours later and you can’t see out the windshield. Stinkin pollen
I need to hit liquor store, but heard( really , u unbelievers), that they only let in 5 people at a time: I have to go to Petsmart, will that be like grocery store where hundreds can go in at a time
Jerry Smith, Thirty years ago, I would leave notes for the BlueBell deliverydriver/stocker to please put out more of the BlueBell Blueberry and cream cheese ice cream ! It was the favorite flavor for my husband and I... LoL I lived in Houston, Texas then and BlueBell is still my favorite ice cream and I am 62 years old !.... LoL
They may use this experience to outsource you to internet educators. One speaker for 10,000 viewers can even be a PhD. Tutors online with 50 students. Schools only need be staffed by proctors and babysitters. Bet the coaches get that gig. It was already going this way for two decades in college first, then schools. No system lasts forever. Maybe a return to the small neighborhood schoolhouse instead of the central public school factory floor of the 20th century.
Y'all really do my kids Teachers are sending weekly suggestions for the kids to do even messages about how she miss them an hope they stay safe Teachers go above and beyond and get paid so little
That "I'll leave it outside your door." Bit I felt. My hubby asked me why I'm staying in my room all day. Well A-cause their a crap tons of kids out there in the living room (I have 5. 3 are teens) and B- I'm setting a good example so buzz off! 😂
The one about college football finding a cure by Friday is SO TRUE lol. That goes for NFL and MLB. It is neat though to see stations showing old games of March Madness though. Ya'll stay safe!
There was a sketch on I think MadTV years ago where this guy wakes up from a massive bender, only to find a Secret Service guy standing next to him. The guy tells him he's the President and he's the most successful and beloved president since he cured cancer. "How did I do that?" "You called the head of every Fortune 500 company together to a meeting and gave them all cancer. We had a cure in 3 months."
*SACRILEGE!!!!!.....E-VIL!!!! and MOST VILE!!!! Tea that does not promote contact diabeetus™ is patently undrinkable and probably poisonous if not departmental to your blood bladder and kidneys* *Shutters*
They took out every other chair in the break room where I work last night to enforce social distancing. Today at work it was funny to watch my co-workers react to that. Ah, the joys of being an introvert.
We had ours shut down and locked. We go to our hot cars now. And everybody at the plant except my family and two others still crowd together at the time clock... Man when it hits that shit will stop cold.
Sierra Hill lucky you must not have small children or destructive pets. I have an almost 6 year old with light autism (still not potty trained unfortunately) who is allergic to tomatoes and blue dye, a 2 year old who still won't eat solids with regularity and gets sick if she eats meat is allergic to gluten rasberries and red dye (has just started potty training), and a month old baby who has some seriously bad gas. I thank God I was able to stock up on diapers and baby soap
"I mean, are you surprised that we're having to tell people how to wash their hands? It's only been three years since we had to tell everybody not to eat Tide Pods." LOL!!
I never shall! Two old folks, a 7 year old...and no power in an all electric house. AND the boss threatening to fire me if I didn't come to work. Yes, that was the intense snow storm.
I'm working in a grocery store so no quarantine for me!! Yeah for being around desperate, panicking people who are upset that we ran out of Mountain Dew and Sundrop!! *Sobs during my lunch break*
@@thedoctor7784 they did...for the wrong reason, people started using them as 'not-gloves' because they forgot gloves existed. Condoms on fingers is what i'm implying.
I laughed so hard at the comment about dumping the entire bottle of old lady perfume to make it feel like he's really there. 🤣🤣🤣 And as a stay-at-home mom of three in elementary school, I feel far too connected to Talia's character. ✊
I'm not a Southerner but I can definitely relate to most of these 😂 And the Olympics Matt; they postponed the Olympics! 😢 Talia, I might have to use the baby shark for washing hands from now on.. thanks for that 😂😊 Stay safe guys ❤️
I had leukemia as a kid and so I had to learn early how to properly wash my hands. What I was taught by the nurses there was to sing the alphabet song or twinkle twinkle Little Star to know how long to wash them for haha ☺️ it made it so much more interesting as a kid too 😂 until it became a habit.
@@slewone4905 Well, I did go to the bank and withdrew some emergency cash. I had to put some gas in the car first so I could make it to Chicken Hut and back. Then all will be right with the world. Bring it on!
NOPE!!!!! AND I'M STARK RAVIN' MAD ABOUT IT!!!!! I can do without toilet paper, but sweet tea . . . ! How insensitive can people be? How dare they not leave 5 gallons of sweet tea for me! It's just 5 gallons!!!!! 😤 🤬
Well, at least toilet paper doesn't go off so those hoarders don't have to buy more of it in a while. If they had thought to hoard something that has a short expiration date it would had gone to waste. So here was a positive spin on people's fears/selfishness 🤪
"The Blue Shortage" of '15!!! OMG! I busted a gut laughing over that one! I had to break my addiction to BB when I moved from Texas to Ohio years ago, but I know that pain!
I'm not a Southerner, and I've never been to the South, but your videos are hilarious! I've been binge watching them for the past few days and finally subscribed today!
Been in the house 6 months recovering from illness (not the contagious type). I'm a pro at "sheltering-in-place". Thinking of starting a UA-cam channel.
Same here! And my excuses are just not cutting it. "But Honey...th' VIRUS!...I can't replace those boards on the deck NOW!!" The CO, "The lumber yard's STILL open and the truck STILL runs..."
There was a Lone Star Beer commercial that I still remember after so many years. Granddaughter: Grandpa,tell me about the Great Depression. Grandpa: It was just a few years ago when I ran out of Lone Star Beer...hoo boy! Was I depressed! Lol 😄
“Hold on, let me get this straight. The governments’ telling me to sit right here, and do nothing for weeks? That’s the most sense they’ve ever made.” UNFORTUNATELY TRUE.
Dont forget "installing curtain rods for my wife is the real crisis" lol.
My Magic has worked again being on that clip while seeing the comment
Musically Disney AMV's
Do you have a secluded fishing pond near by, that would be delightful to sit near and do nothing.
I literally read this comment at the exact moment he said it
@Howard Hoang Probably because this isn't hitting just the middle and lower class. So they really can't ignore this one.
“It’s only been three years since we had to tell people not to eat tide pods” HAHA AMAZING
But they taste so good.
Lol! I love the big guys logic!
Yes brilliant
Soap is supposed to be good at deshroying the virus, those kids were ahead of their time.
I sputtered!!! He's the MVP!
Matt had the two best lines with "It was just 3 years ago we had to tell people not to eat Tide pods." and "threaten college football and the SEC will have it cured by Friday."
Probably be Vandy though
Ben's Election Forcasting I went to Vandy and I feel him saying they need to win something.
They got the college football starting up
Hey Vandy won the college world series just a few years ago. The only school in the SEC without a championship in any team sport is Mississippi State.
Vandy did have a hand in the Moderna vaccine through their school of medicine.
I died at the old lady perfume. He’s obviously been to my church.
So funny; I was about to comment on that too.
ANY southern church. God Bless those old ladies.
I can tell the I've reached the south when I smell the beautiful lol
😂😂😂😂
That was my favorite too
“I’m a mom, so now I work two jobs from home, three, if my husband is being a fool.” Love it!
Women are awesome. A smart man realizes that and supports the awesome women in their life.
And I am!
@Scullery Maid that hurts and i don't even know if that's true but i hope not
The most real part of the vid
So relatable. 👍
Who else is an introvert so social distancing doesn't affect them at all?
Yup. Nothings changed for me.
Me. But I sure hate trying to go to the store😕
For most introverts, this situation is probably heaven. 😄
But watching church from home drives me CRAZY!!!! I prefer to be at church than streaming it online
This social distancing is like a gift to introverts the world over. I'm loving the limited traffic and peace and quiet!
"School may be closed but were still gonna learn in this house!" I had to bust out laughing because I said those exact words today.
I'm homeschooled :)
Not closed for us - we home school already!
My parents said the same, except for that we still have online classes and tons of homework but they don't seem to understand that
@@LadyGreenEyes964 The public school parents sound just like first time parents! Bless their hearts, they'll be alright😉
My kids were so excited when they found out school the schools had been closed. They kept asking me if they could play on the computer all day. I said of course not you Homeschool. Now get back to your Math and L.A.
I do feel sorry for all of the new Homeschool moms out there. When I first started I took the whole summer getting in the right frame of mind, putting together my curriculum and lesson plans and making a classroom area. You’re just been dropped in the deep end. Luckily we are far enough in school year that most of what they learn now is review at the beginning of next school year. So don’t worry to much. Just enjoy your kids.
“They got unsweet tea? I don’t want any, just wanna know how desperate they got.” 😂😂😂😂 So true. Unsweet tea is just dirty water.
hunnerdayEDT it’s like pond water! It’s so gross!
hunnerdayEDT HAYYYYYYY! I’m a Yankee, we like it like that. AND, we don’t slather sweet syrup on our meats, or add sugar to vegetables. YUK, you kidding me? Molasses? That’s for animals.
Unsweet Tea is just Tea? Either cold or Hot, it’s the same thing. Sweet tea is literal tea, water, extra sugar, filled with ice. On the other hand, Unsweetened tea is basically traditional tea, which ISNT dirty water, you uncultured swines.
@@lydiahelmick8092 molasses is sooooooo good
@@stag417 😂
Talia: It's pollen season, so I was going to quarintine myself anyways.
Me: OMG This is the most relatable thing ever.
I'll come out when the road side isn't yellow anymore.
I mowed my parents’ lawn this past weekend, and I sneezed and coughed from the pollen so much I thought the Coroner’d got me.
Her name is dianna
Preach!
But then it complicates monitoring symptoms!
To be honest, this is 100% true
Yeah
It absolutely is.
DroopTenZ I can’t tell, aaalll the darn shelves are empty.
Puddingtang66 agreed, although my local grocery store has senior hour first thing in the am, I guess old people don’t sleep, but to horror , I qualify as old person,,
Yessssss
That Bluebell recall was serious business. If Southerners can live through that, they'll get through covid-19 just fine.
That comment put me on the floor. HAHA
Am I the only woman in the South to not ‘get’ that!?? Haven’t a clue what it means?
I lived through the Peter pan ordeal.
@@slcRN1971 I didn't know about the recall, but maybe that was when Blue Bell "closed"? Because I thought they went out of business, but at some point I noticed they were back. Whew!
@@slcRN1971 ice cream
Church online “emptied a whole bottle of ol’ lady perfume in the living room so’s it would smell like church here.” 🤣🤣🤣
Amen.
I mean are you surprised we have to tell everybody how to wash their hands? It's only been three years since we had to tell them not to eat Tide Pods. LOL!
Best line!!!
Matt gets me every time!!!
😂
Yeah its sad people had bad hygiene before the coronavirus
@blue dog They're little pre-measured packs of laundry detergent. A few years back, there were internet rumors of children eating the Tide brand ones because they were colorful or because they were doing an internet challenge.
"Why does Netflix keep askin' me if I'm still watchin'..? What kinda'world you livin' in? We're ALL still watchin'!!"
@Robby XD You know it!
yeah ... that irritates me, too.
So true
IKR? Irritating
Miz Talia takes the cake
"Going on a bear hunt. I just want that Charmin bear to tell me where he's keeping all that toilet paper" 😂
I ... had a different picture in mind.
Never mind I'll let myself out
It wouldn’t be a Southern quarantine unless we were worried about how this is gonna effect college football.
Corey Hand True hopefully this will end by September. As a southerner I really hope the coronavirus ends by May or April I wanna see my gators 🐊 play! Especially since we have a chance against UGA this year.
Mason P watch it UGA fan here
@@jordantesh3640 when they canceled G-Day...bad day
Nancy Spain i was gonna go to:(
Too true 😂😂😂!
I broke out my clarinet and joined an online beginner band class. I'm 59 years old. The dog howled.
Where did you find the class, please?!
@@julietellsthetruth4811 Hi Julie! Do a search on UA-cam for Dr. Selfridge Music. Mondays are for beginners, Wednesdays for advanced students, and Fridays for jazz. --Erika
That is so cool!
I actually pulled out my clarinet the other day. Haven't played in years and now I'm really bad at it lmao
E Anzaldua: That is so awesome!! It's the first time I've ever heard of an online band class (I know it's because of the times), but man, band is the best!! I love that you are able to use your extra time at home to pick up and play your clarinet! I was supposed to join my university marching band as an alum to perform in the Saint Patrick's Day Parade in Dublin, but of course it got cancelled and the trip never materialized. When I was practicing my flute, my dog kept wanting to sniff and lick it, lol!
"If they threaten to cancel college football, the SEC will have a cure by Friday" 😂🤣🏈
Aaaamennn
Truest thing in the vid
Damn straight. WHOOP!
I was about to say something, all of us will find the cure to save our SEC football! 😂
Dear God! If Football is cancelled, I won't hear the end of it by my husband.
For the love of God. DO NOT cancel Football.
I've been self isolating on the creek bank with a fishing pole and a bucket of worms. Fried catfish for dinner tonight!
Sounds like heaven!
Damn it
I wish I had some
Michael Davidson , you have the right idea my friend
I don't bother with the fishing pole, just chuck a hand grenade in, does the job much faster.
Who else's entire life was already a quarantine before the virus broke out? Just me? Yes? No?
Mine dude. Only the mask is new, and tbh, it's refreshing to not have to remember to "smile more".
I have no money to do anything! Neighbors are buying new cars and renodeling their houses!
The germs that are already here are trying to get out. LOL
US A 🤣🤣🤣
The germs aren’t here because you brought them in, they’re here because they can’t get out
@@thatdumbass8962 they were saying a quote
This one shouldn't be categorized as "comedy" because it's a bloomin' documentary! Tomorrow I organize the oak leaves in the yard by size. After that I teach the squirrels to sing!
*squirrels and caffeine...you're just asking for some serious displays of Olympic level Parkour*
🤣🤣🤣
Dear lord! Post the video for all of us!
🤣🤣
Sounds like a plan!
😂
Lol they left out us who reacted like this:
“The government say its best to stay home? Hell yeah! I like the sound of that!”
“No they are ordering you to stay home”
“Hold up now, excuse me?! ...”
Proceeds to go on a 1776 rant.
That depends on your state...
Me 100% I've bugged my wife with the 10th amendment
"This whole situation has really clarified some things for me: One of those being that teachers need to be paid a whole lot more! How do you do it!?" I love this!!
😀”We’re playing dodgeball at 1” 😏”I’m going to destroy them”
My favorite part lol 😂
Me as parent though
"Are you surprised people don't know how to wash their hands? It's only been 3 years since we had to tell them not to eat tide pods"
The song at the end
" she doesn't want to leave shes just wondering if there is life out there"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“My kids discovered that the first part of baby shark is 20 seconds long. Yeah! This is my h*ll now” I swear this video has me dying🤣
I gave in on day when it was stuck in my head and started singing it while I cleaned all day. Luckily my kids sang it too then stopped and eventually asked me quit before the day was over. I haven’t had to play it since so I think I won.
I swear i dont got covid 19, i got southern pollen 2020
That's worser
I'm taking a benadryl tomorrow before delivering prescriptions and groceries to a home bound family member.Don't want to scare anyone with my pollen reaction,lol.
@@maxinemcclurd1288 good idea 😂
The sad thing about the souther pollen, is that it every year around this time.
🤣 right! I sneeze & everyone trying to quarantine me in a bubble. Um.. I washed my car at noon. It hasn’t moved but 2 hours later and you can’t see out the windshield. Stinkin pollen
One hundred-ninety proof hand sanitizer.....LOL
Janice Sullivan .....Lmfao !! Yeah Baby !! Lol
I need to hit liquor store, but heard( really , u unbelievers), that they only let in 5 people at a time: I have to go to Petsmart, will that be like grocery store where hundreds can go in at a time
@@terrydodson430 in Pennsylvania we are closed you can't come to the borders and beer and gun stores are closed.
hollingerw 2019 liquor stores and or Petsmart or both
1 cup of Everclear, 1/2 cup of Aloe Vera gel (if you can find it anywhere...) Mix, and boom! Hand sanitizer.
“I survived the Blue Bell Shortage of 2015.” BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I was little and I still remember that
“Flatten the curve on county road” southern 💯
“Three, if my husband’s being a fool...” 😆
"I survived the Blue Bell shortage of 2015" 😭 lol. Miss my Blue Bell Ice Cream.
Listeria is a nasty flavor though
Amen! That was a crisis!
One of the biggest crisis's to hit Texas
Jerry Smith, Thirty years ago, I would leave notes for the BlueBell deliverydriver/stocker to please put out more of the BlueBell Blueberry and cream cheese ice cream ! It was the favorite flavor for my husband and I... LoL
I lived in Houston, Texas then and BlueBell is still my favorite ice cream and I am 62 years old !.... LoL
"Teachers need to get paid a whole lot more." HECK YEAH, WE DO!!
They may use this experience to outsource you to internet educators. One speaker for 10,000 viewers can even be a PhD. Tutors online with 50 students. Schools only need be staffed by proctors and babysitters. Bet the coaches get that gig. It was already going this way for two decades in college first, then schools.
No system lasts forever. Maybe a return to the small neighborhood schoolhouse instead of the central public school factory floor of the 20th century.
Y'all really do my kids Teachers are sending weekly suggestions for the kids to do even messages about how she miss them an hope they stay safe Teachers go above and beyond and get paid so little
@@Ok-rt8qk Thank you!! That means a lot.
That's the truth for all teachers and I know because my mom is an art teacher.
@@missims100 I'm an art teacher! 😊
" *wE aRe aLL sTilL waTcHInG* "
*finally, someone understands me*
"My wife's a couponer." LMAOOOOO
*carries a locking bank payroll bag to the store for the coupons ...for security reasons of course*
*the concealed carry aspect is totally unrelated*
That was my sister...
My mom: "let's see, a coupon for 80 cents for an item we never get, or a coupon for 79 cents on an item we get every week. LETS GO WITH THE 80 CENTS."
“Just 3 years ago we had to tell everybody to stop eating tide pods” 😂😆😂 ITS SO TRUE THO!
*and they weren't even pumpkin spiced or frappuccino flavored either*
Not everybody, just IDIOT kids!
The same ones that are gathering in Florida.
“ Alexa how many times can you reuse a Clorox wipes” this is so true 🤣💀
That "I'll leave it outside your door." Bit I felt. My hubby asked me why I'm staying in my room all day. Well A-cause their a crap tons of kids out there in the living room (I have 5. 3 are teens) and B- I'm setting a good example so buzz off! 😂
I feel you raised 5 myself.
"5 minutes with these people and I feel normal again".... so true! 😊💕
The one about college football finding a cure by Friday is SO TRUE lol. That goes for NFL and MLB. It is neat though to see stations showing old games of March Madness though. Ya'll stay safe!
Even the 2009 NCAA basketball championship which they said didn't happen for Memphis.
There was a sketch on I think MadTV years ago where this guy wakes up from a massive bender, only to find a Secret Service guy standing next to him. The guy tells him he's the President and he's the most successful and beloved president since he cured cancer. "How did I do that?" "You called the head of every Fortune 500 company together to a meeting and gave them all cancer. We had a cure in 3 months."
@Leo Proctor where you going back to the state Prison? y'all do share uniforms.
@Leo Proctor Hey Close enough for my Tennessee Public School Education. Go Dores!!
I was just thinking it will happen sooner. No NASCAR racing people get the act together... Lol
Damn straight about wiping everything down, even the mail. I spray it with Lysol...while its still in the mail box.
You've got Lysol spray?? 🙀
“I survived the blue bell famine of 2015 I can survive anything” I felt THAT
Ran across a whole endcap of gallon tea the other day. Was surprised that it was untouched until i read that it was unsweetened
*SACRILEGE!!!!!.....E-VIL!!!! and MOST VILE!!!! Tea that does not promote contact diabeetus™ is patently undrinkable and probably poisonous if not departmental to your blood bladder and kidneys*
*Shutters*
More for me! 😍
...Doesn't unsweetened tea + sugar = sweetened tea?
@@WWZenaDo People like it because the sugar is mixed in well, if you add it, it isn't so smooth, lol.
@@WWZenaDo
You ain't southern, are you?
This is all soooooo true! My grandma has 5 gallons of sweet tea in case of emergency, but she also does that at thanksgiving.
Sun tea or stove tea or microwave tea....make it by the gallin. Runnin outta sugar is de debil!
Y'all KNOW it's serious when a Waffle House closes
my brother said the same thing a few days ago ...
The Waffle House where I live has closed.😂😂🍳🥞
☄should have self serve Waffle House. Like when that dude came in and found the cook passed out.
THIS
@@constancemiller3753 that was the BEST!!!! Who else would want to cook their own meal at the Waffle House? That's now on my bucket list!
I been telling people to get away from me for years .
Looks like I was right all along .
They took out every other chair in the break room where I work last night to enforce social distancing. Today at work it was funny to watch my co-workers react to that.
Ah, the joys of being an introvert.
At least you can eat there. We've been told to eat at our desks.
We had ours shut down and locked. We go to our hot cars now. And everybody at the plant except my family and two others still crowd together at the time clock... Man when it hits that shit will stop cold.
I’ve done nothing but clean, eat, and sleep. My house has never been so clean
Sierra Hill lucky you must not have small children or destructive pets. I have an almost 6 year old with light autism (still not potty trained unfortunately) who is allergic to tomatoes and blue dye, a 2 year old who still won't eat solids with regularity and gets sick if she eats meat is allergic to gluten rasberries and red dye (has just started potty training), and a month old baby who has some seriously bad gas. I thank God I was able to stock up on diapers and baby soap
I homeschool my kids. It’s HIGHlarious how all of the parents are freaking out! 🤣
Same
Me too.🤫
"I mean, are you surprised that we're having to tell people how to wash their hands? It's only been three years since we had to tell everybody not to eat Tide Pods." LOL!!
Ice storm of 93....Never Forget
I never shall! Two old folks, a 7 year old...and no power in an all electric house. AND the boss threatening to fire me if I didn't come to work. Yes, that was the intense snow storm.
72 was better
Hurricane Elvis in Memphis 2005
What about the snowstorm/Snowpocalypse of 2013? He remembers '93 but forgets a more recent one?
Wow, Matt survived the Blue Bell shortage
What a legend
I remember that. I was 8 months pregnant during that craving blue bell. I cried during that.
Banana pudding ice cream...mmmmmm
It was hard.....not for me though, since I'd just buy the store brand ice cream. 😏
@@weirdgirl7475 try the blue bell! Banana Pudding ice cream is worth the cost! Never thought so until I tried it! Now I splurge...sometimes!
Krystyn Alwood that’s rough
I'm working in a grocery store so no quarantine for me!! Yeah for being around desperate, panicking people who are upset that we ran out of Mountain Dew and Sundrop!!
*Sobs during my lunch break*
"I survived the great Coke Cola drought in '85 when they messed with the formula..."
I know that was worse than the blue bell shortage.
"I could sing of your love forever..."
Oh man. SO many memories suddenly coming back...
JP2GiannaT that and “better is one day in Your courts” 😏
Our God is an awesome God
Y'all are getting these stuck in my head...
Finally-teachers are appreciated! “How do they do it?” Yes, pay them more … much more.
Now maybe condom sales will go up
@@thedoctor7784 they did...for the wrong reason, people started using them as 'not-gloves' because they forgot gloves existed. Condoms on fingers is what i'm implying.
Gee, wish librarians had a lobby like teachers have.
I laughed so hard at the comment about dumping the entire bottle of old lady perfume to make it feel like he's really there. 🤣🤣🤣
And as a stay-at-home mom of three in elementary school, I feel far too connected to Talia's character. ✊
“Three if my husbands being a fool” 😂😂😂
I'm not a Southerner but I can definitely relate to most of these 😂
And the Olympics Matt; they postponed the Olympics! 😢
Talia, I might have to use the baby shark for washing hands from now on.. thanks for that 😂😊
Stay safe guys ❤️
Oh no...not Baby Shark! I'm the grandmother of a 5 year old.burnt out on Baby Shark! I'm the grandma shark.
I had leukemia as a kid and so I had to learn early how to properly wash my hands. What I was taught by the nurses there was to sing the alphabet song or twinkle twinkle Little Star to know how long to wash them for haha ☺️ it made it so much more interesting as a kid too 😂 until it became a habit.
Well I am a southerner and I'm trying to keep my grandmother safe wish you good luck to.🐊
Fantastic! I'm implementing tomorrow.
"no don't buy any i just wonder how desperate ppl are " lol love this
“If it effects the sec, they will have it fixed in a week” hahah I died from the truth in that statement hahah
Retired teacher here. I am tutoring my grandson during the quarantine.
Bless you. 😁 I raised 5 children and always said teachers and police weren't getting paid enough. Having to deal with the parents was bad enough.
😂😂😂😂🤣
😳wait, you're joking about the sweet tea, there's still 🤯SWEET TEA🤯, right!?
On my checklist for tomorrow: Stop by Chicken Hut and get a gallon of sweet tea.
I got a stock pile on that stuff. What were you thinking, what happen if a hurricane hits or something and cut off supplies.
@@slewone4905 Well, I did go to the bank and withdrew some emergency cash. I had to put some gas in the car first so I could make it to Chicken Hut and back. Then all will be right with the world. Bring it on!
NOPE!!!!! AND I'M STARK RAVIN' MAD ABOUT IT!!!!! I can do without toilet paper, but sweet tea . . . ! How insensitive can people be? How dare they not leave 5 gallons of sweet tea for me! It's just 5 gallons!!!!! 😤 🤬
"I just turn on love is blind. 5 minutes with those people and i feel perfectly fine." XD I'm dying hahah
He ain't making moonshine, he's making hand sanitizer 😂😂😂😂
The fact you referenced Winter Storm 93... 100% Southern.
I'm just amazed how these guys always get life so spot on, it really is brilliant and so true y'all!!
Because they are part of life lol
That’s just the way out is in the South!
Old lady perfume. *ROFL*
"The germs that are already here are trying to get out.."
Couldn't stop laughing!
“ that stuff will take your hair off” 😂🤣
If they tried to cancel SEC FOOTBALL IT WOULD BE VANDY that finds a cure. My package came with my Tee-shirt and Southern 8ball. I love it!!!
I love this channel, it makes me smile and proud as a southerner. xD
"I emptied a whole bottle of old lady perfume in the living room just so I can feel like I was really there" had me cackling like an old witch 😂😂😂
The tide pods joke was PRICELESS
"Three, if mah husbands bein' a fool." XD
That Reba at the end was classic 👍
lol, Talia slowly going crazy the whole video lol.
"Three...if my husband's being a fool" 🤣🤣🤣
The Blue Bell shortage of 2015!!!! 🤣😂😭 That struggle was real!!!
So glad they had the tp in the video. Still don’t understand why toilet paper was the thing to grab🤦🏾♀️
Neither do I, but it may one day be the currency of choice.
People worried that they'll never make another roll of tp again.
Yeah, there's leaves out door.
Well, at least toilet paper doesn't go off so those hoarders don't have to buy more of it in a while. If they had thought to hoard something that has a short expiration date it would had gone to waste. So here was a positive spin on people's fears/selfishness 🤪
Cause people preparing for being forced to possibly stay inside for 2 weeks. I'll be makin' my own sweet tea..thank you very much..😄
this is the only thing that i have left to look forward to 😂😂
I love this channel so much!
edit: ik this is annoying but thanks for so many likes!!
Me too ❤
"The Blue Shortage" of '15!!! OMG! I busted a gut laughing over that one! I had to break my addiction to BB when I moved from Texas to Ohio years ago, but I know that pain!
I'm not a Southerner, and I've never been to the South, but your videos are hilarious! I've been binge watching them for the past few days and finally subscribed today!
i've been practising "social distancing" since before it was a thing
My gosh, I remember the BlueBell Ice Cream shortage of 2015!
We DID survive the Bluebell shortage🤣🤣
"It will probably be vandy though, bought time they win a championship at something." So true and Go Tigers
I love it ... Especially the germs are trying to get out of this house 😇😇😇
Been in the house 6 months recovering from illness (not the contagious type). I'm a pro at "sheltering-in-place". Thinking of starting a UA-cam channel.
Feel better, stay safe.
You should.
"If they threaten to cancel College Football, the SEC will have a cure by Friday" 😂😂😂😂
“I wipe everything off that comes in this house, even the mail, especially the mail.” Lol🤣😂😂🤣sounds like me with the mail, haha! I love this video!
( *has blue bell shortage flashbacks* )
Freaking I'm just outside Blue bell territory, and When I was in Vegas, no one told me they are NOW sold there.
Honey do lists. Amen. “I’ll get to it when I have time, honey.” Oops.
Same here! And my excuses are just not cutting it. "But Honey...th' VIRUS!...I can't replace those boards on the deck NOW!!" The CO, "The lumber yard's STILL open and the truck STILL runs..."
There was a Lone Star Beer commercial that I still remember after so many years. Granddaughter: Grandpa,tell me about the Great Depression. Grandpa: It was just a few years ago when I ran out of Lone Star Beer...hoo boy! Was I depressed! Lol 😄
“I survived the bluebell shortage of 2015” that’s so true it was such a sad time
Yeah my dad freaked and almost destroyed the couch
I love Talia's mug! I have several good ones but the one I use the most is small and has a tea-patina on the inside.
Wohoooo! Finally a new video, i have been staying at home alone. Keep it up lol.
"That's the most sense they've ever made" - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two years later and these are still brilliant to watch!