Things Southerners Say During Christmas

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  • Опубліковано 2 гру 2019
  • 'Tis the season, y'all.
    #itsasouthernthing #thingssouthernerssay
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  • @pandag2825
    @pandag2825 4 роки тому +1694

    "You wanna ask Santa for what? Nah, Santa's got a mortgage and two car payments, you better try again next year." Best response.

    • @SarahLizDoan
      @SarahLizDoan 4 роки тому +7

      Panda G....ROTFL

    • @watcher1258
      @watcher1258 4 роки тому +5

      That so so true :)

    • @themajesticwierdo2193
      @themajesticwierdo2193 4 роки тому +12

      This one is golden. I'm dyyyyyying 🤣😂😭 sounds like something my dad would say to the grandkids

    • @geraldpfeffer
      @geraldpfeffer 4 роки тому +6

      Will I have better luck next year?

    • @Bones-fz2ev
      @Bones-fz2ev 3 роки тому +3

      LMFAO ; what a save! I love it. I've definitely gotten one of those but I never asked for anything crazy except that one year hahaha

  • @maggie304
    @maggie304 4 роки тому +2427

    "No I don't believe in Santa, ask for peace and quiet every year and I never get it. " I am laughing so hard!

    • @jyow-xe7pw
      @jyow-xe7pw 4 роки тому +5

      Yes!!!!

    • @newengland66
      @newengland66 4 роки тому +3

      Yasssssss 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bethanyspade203
      @bethanyspade203 4 роки тому +2

      😭yessss

    • @claudineriley6953
      @claudineriley6953 4 роки тому +7

      I got Peace and Quite for Christmas after all my kids moved out! And it was everything I wished it was!

    • @Julie-jq1sy
      @Julie-jq1sy 3 роки тому

      Best part of the video really. I'll come back just for his clip bc he seemed to mean every word.

  • @endorbr
    @endorbr 4 роки тому +1278

    “It all went downhill after I put my pants on.” That’s me pretty much every work day.

  • @elisabethsnow9230
    @elisabethsnow9230 4 роки тому +953

    “Elf on the shelf? Nah, back in my day we had Ed in the shed, he told grandma EVERYTHING he saw.”

  • @Leshay5
    @Leshay5 4 роки тому +2364

    The three letter “I” word shuts down schools, and sends people to the grocery store for bread and milk.

    • @choirkitty
      @choirkitty 4 роки тому +57

      You forgot eggs!!! Lol!

    • @99dsm1
      @99dsm1 4 роки тому +39

      @@choirkitty yeah, how else do you make french toast in bad weather

    • @theuglybiker
      @theuglybiker 4 роки тому +24

      And BEER!

    • @choirkitty
      @choirkitty 4 роки тому +15

      @@99dsm1 French toast syndrome exists up north too 😂😂😂

    • @heidimarchant5438
      @heidimarchant5438 4 роки тому +13

      @Angel Bulldog shoot, the only reason school shuts down school here is if there's so much snow the teachers can't make it to work until they call the snow plows. Country folk are forgiven if the buses can't make it to them and we get stuck trying to make our own path thru someone's field down to the highway😩

  • @catsmore9944
    @catsmore9944 4 роки тому +1259

    "We chose the artificial tree!"
    THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
    Edit: y’all I have nothing against artificial trees; I use one lol

    • @ninjawriter83
      @ninjawriter83 4 роки тому +14

      Right! I was dying 😂

    • @paige4855
      @paige4855 4 роки тому +16

      Cat S'more
      My family: **looking around in too broke to afford a real tree**

    • @eldergeek6077
      @eldergeek6077 4 роки тому +35

      I like artificial trees because after Christmas you just pack it up, put it storage and bring it out next year. Think of how many trees were saved.

    • @agerven
      @agerven 4 роки тому +3

      @Cat S'more: So we did. Got one in white, because that's what the song says. Please understand that it can be traumatic!

    • @friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354
      @friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354 4 роки тому +4

      Artificial trees are the norm in other parts of the world

  • @deadparrot5953
    @deadparrot5953 4 роки тому +619

    I lost it at, "Git that Christmas sweater offa that dog, you know he only wears jerseys on Game Day."

    • @itsokaytobeclownpilled5937
      @itsokaytobeclownpilled5937 4 роки тому +15

      Men are all big and tuff until the dog isn’t wearing the sweater they picked out. 🤣

    • @ytkat2431
      @ytkat2431 3 роки тому +3

      My dad is like that too. But we’d sneak a Halloween costume on the dog every year

  • @theedillian
    @theedillian 4 роки тому +419

    I lost it when the woman in the car said “Santa better bring some y’all a turn signal for Christmas”

    • @vic5594
      @vic5594 2 роки тому +3

      Especially BMW and Audi drivers

    • @mintz9782
      @mintz9782 Рік тому

      @spirals 73 Yeah, doesnt really seem to be an actual Southerner, that or from the big city. Most of them could barely be considered southern.

    • @cosmicboi1650
      @cosmicboi1650 4 дні тому

      I'm from South Jersey and I encounter that on a daily basis

  • @evandavis5223
    @evandavis5223 4 роки тому +679

    Is is bad when the dude don't even sound like he's tellin' jokes? Just facts.

    • @watcher1258
      @watcher1258 4 роки тому +24

      Liked the way he was telling it. LOL.

    • @eclecticreader961
      @eclecticreader961 4 роки тому +12

      I didn't think it was bad. He's speaking his mind is all.

    • @dianejohnson6987
      @dianejohnson6987 4 роки тому +5

      We live down in Indiana, where we get snow in winter but yea most of these are true.

    • @HCPjt
      @HCPjt 3 роки тому +4

      I love him so much. So funny every time!

    • @veronicarathbun5381
      @veronicarathbun5381 3 роки тому +4

      It just makes it funnier 😂😂

  • @yoshii2011xo
    @yoshii2011xo 4 роки тому +326

    “It went all downhill when I put my pants on”- I felt that in my soul.

    • @Laurtew
      @Laurtew 4 роки тому +3

      Amen to that.

    • @NdiNaija
      @NdiNaija 4 роки тому +1

      Same!!!

    • @mztweety1374
      @mztweety1374 Рік тому

      Every damn day! especially since the hip replacement/ hysterectomy last year. Those damn scars itch like crazy!

  • @bentleybradford313
    @bentleybradford313 4 роки тому +264

    These guys are basically a southern SNL

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 4 роки тому +46

      Only actually funny and relevant.

    • @earlsmith7428
      @earlsmith7428 4 роки тому +6

      Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

    • @ChiakiNanami736
      @ChiakiNanami736 3 роки тому +8

      Like 80s/90s SNL, when it was actually funny.

    • @jackjedi811
      @jackjedi811 3 роки тому +7

      Only funnier and not satanic

    • @user-cf9np9cy8q
      @user-cf9np9cy8q 2 роки тому +1

      It would be a lot funnier if all of the actors were real Southerners

  • @freeindeed7
    @freeindeed7 4 роки тому +290

    I feel like there should be a southern grandma saying "Remember, Jesus is the reason for the season" somewhere in this, but good job overall

    • @SgtKenway
      @SgtKenway 4 роки тому +23

      2Fine2Be Humble 👈 The ignorance is strong with this one 🙄 You obviously skipped EVERY American history class EVER. The country was literally founded by people seeking RELIGIOUS freedom. Not to mention that Religious Rights, as you call them, are mentioned in our founding documents. Just the simple admission that there IS a God is RIGHT THERE for all to see. “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights...” And in case you’re ignorant of the source, that’s the American Declaration of Independence. Note: they believe the fact we have a Creator is SELF-EVIDENT - meaning anyone with half a brain should be able to see that is a fact. Our Founding Fathers even created the Congressional Chaplain position before creating almost every other support position AND had PRAYER before every session. Tell me again how they didn’t believe in Religious Rights?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @Ma-kd6lv
      @Ma-kd6lv 4 роки тому +18

      2Fine2Be Humble Relax buddy, no need to be so hostile. The OP literally was just “there should be a southern grandma saying ‘Remember, Jesus is the reason for the season’” it’s pretty hard to find fault in that no matter what your beliefs.

    • @totallycrazystudios1801
      @totallycrazystudios1801 4 роки тому +3

      @2Fine2Be Humble
      There is no need to be cruel or rude.

    • @totallycrazystudios1801
      @totallycrazystudios1801 4 роки тому +12

      @2Fine2Be Humble
      I am a Christian. I've never said the sort things that you accuse us of. Some people who claim to be Christian are rude and they have no right be. Actually it sinful to be cruel to anyone. Our religion has to major rules that we must do our best to follow: 1 love Lord with all are heart mind and strength, and 2 love the all people as you love yourself. When people are cruel they are being very unchristian. Yes we don't suport LGBTQ+ but we should treat them as we treat everyone else.
      Don't let a few define an entire group. Please don't stereo type anyone.

    • @totallycrazystudios1801
      @totallycrazystudios1801 4 роки тому +5

      @2Fine2Be Humble
      The is actually no because I have never seen them doing any of these things and also I was taught to love everyone ever if do not support by others of my faith.
      But I can see that you are not going to listen to me. Okay how about this.
      From a nonreligious point of view what you are saying is uncalled for. You don't have to respond. Only respond if you are willing to be civil please and thank you. Otherwise have a nice day.

  • @corgi_loafness8986
    @corgi_loafness8986 4 роки тому +141

    "They'll just have to settle for the best gift of all, two weeks away from my child."

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 4 роки тому +3

      and they all said "Thank Heaven!!"

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 4 роки тому

      Um, yeah, that was a real sacrificial love-offering!

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 4 роки тому

      That I was compelled to give them EVERY YEAR.

  • @bgrasty8
    @bgrasty8 4 роки тому +316

    “It all went downhill after I put my pants on.” 😂

  • @maureentuohy8672
    @maureentuohy8672 4 роки тому +228

    “Last year l used Piggly Wiggly bags to wrap my gifts then I ran out of trash can liners.” 🤣😆🤣😆🤪

    • @michaelc9128
      @michaelc9128 4 роки тому +1

      I think the lady that said that, played on an episode of house md

    • @GarthShaner
      @GarthShaner 3 роки тому +1

      Great line!

    • @rosemorris7912
      @rosemorris7912 3 роки тому +2

      I definitely relate to her much more than Martha Stewart on acid.

  • @sashakazmar6142
    @sashakazmar6142 4 роки тому +660

    “Skip it like Chic-Fil-A on Sunday!”
    “Cousin Ed in a shed!”
    I almost peed a little 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Donegal62
      @Donegal62 4 роки тому +1

      Cousin Eddie in the shed...He tells Gramma everything he sees.

    • @billp3914
      @billp3914 4 роки тому +1

      Almost
      I wear depends watching these

  • @heynone7111
    @heynone7111 4 роки тому +355

    “They’re just gonna play with the box.”
    Srsly. That’s what happens!!!!

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya 4 роки тому +11

      Yep kids and cats will choose the box over the toy.

    • @Walter-wo5sz
      @Walter-wo5sz 4 роки тому +1

      I still do.

    • @t.thompson8985
      @t.thompson8985 4 роки тому

      Every time.

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 4 роки тому

      It is or was the most fun.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 4 роки тому +1

      "Jimmy got the bicycle,Billy got the cardboard box to play with"

  • @kevinriley6320
    @kevinriley6320 4 роки тому +511

    Okay now I'm convinced that Tia & Tamara have a 3rd sister.

    • @minette36
      @minette36 4 роки тому +19

      glad im not the only one!

    • @cordeliachase5241
      @cordeliachase5241 4 роки тому +20

      I was thinking the very same thing!

    • @carolinaember
      @carolinaember 4 роки тому +13

      The woman in the video is the prettiest by far, but I see a bit of resemblance to Tia & Tamera too.

    • @Elemiriel
      @Elemiriel 4 роки тому +16

      Totally! Sister Sister... Sister!

    • @sarahcrews2544
      @sarahcrews2544 4 роки тому +7

      Carolina * Ember I think she’s so pretty too!!!

  • @timtrozzo417
    @timtrozzo417 4 роки тому +245

    Eggnog with bourbon and no Eggnog,my kind of Christmas drink.

    • @charlesjessie1733
      @charlesjessie1733 4 роки тому +4

      Holliday wild turkey

    • @tednugent8501
      @tednugent8501 4 роки тому

      50/50 brandy and eggnog is liquid longjohns.

    • @oldmarine312
      @oldmarine312 4 роки тому

      @@michaellefort6128
      Ice!!!
      You water down Bourbon!!!???
      Must be a yankee.

    • @katg9507
      @katg9507 3 роки тому

      It's good, it's good..

  • @LsrLvr
    @LsrLvr 4 роки тому +167

    You forgot “clean the house!!! GRAN GRANS COMIN!!!!

    • @vaxshin
      @vaxshin 4 роки тому +6

      Don't remind me

    • @sibbylou
      @sibbylou 4 роки тому +5

      Gotta wait til the last minute for that 🤪

    • @Laurtew
      @Laurtew 4 роки тому +7

      Usually followed in our house by, "that bathroom better not scare anyone!"

    • @Tina06019
      @Tina06019 4 роки тому +3

      Most important part of decorating is cleaning!

    • @Abbsizzle
      @Abbsizzle 4 роки тому +1

      Or in our case, "if y'all want Christmas this year, you better get this house cleaned."

  • @MtlCstr
    @MtlCstr 4 роки тому +228

    Matt's character in this sketch is my spirit animal.

    • @bluestories7816
      @bluestories7816 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @070Jun070
      @070Jun070 3 роки тому +1

      I know I’am 24 years old, but I can relate so much to his grumpiness. Can’t wait to be old and be like that!

    • @kimbarbeaureads
      @kimbarbeaureads 2 роки тому +5

      He's just narrating the thought in my head in a funnier voice

  • @everythingmusicgirl
    @everythingmusicgirl 4 роки тому +251

    "It all went down hill after I put my pants on." 😂😂😂😂

    • @beingheardmedia6339
      @beingheardmedia6339 4 роки тому +7

      YES!!!! Can the church say "Amen"? The struggle is REAL 😛

    • @1stAmbientGrl
      @1stAmbientGrl 4 роки тому +8

      Needs to be on a mug... and a nightshirt! 😆

    • @Azurko
      @Azurko 4 роки тому +5

      Nothing good every happens when the pants go on!

    • @bethsmithdr10
      @bethsmithdr10 4 роки тому +2

      It's never good after that

    • @Lunacyk
      @Lunacyk 4 роки тому +2

      😍

  • @CoffeeLover-mz7bk
    @CoffeeLover-mz7bk 4 роки тому +175

    Santa needs to get a lot of people a turn signal this year!

    • @kelownagunguy3756
      @kelownagunguy3756 4 роки тому +5

      Here in Canada, an original bulb in your signal lights increases resale value!

    • @usa3479
      @usa3479 4 роки тому +1

      @@kelownagunguy3756 LOL

    • @doitallneverknowitall9509
      @doitallneverknowitall9509 4 роки тому +4

      Blinker fluid

    • @johnw2026
      @johnw2026 4 роки тому +4

      Some people also need road etiquette... And brake lights... And reverse lights...

    • @kellyjohnson8430
      @kellyjohnson8430 4 роки тому +1

      I felt that one!!!

  • @spaceracer23
    @spaceracer23 4 роки тому +159

    "The greatest gift of all: two weeks away from my children."
    From my family of eight teachers/ retired teachers, thank you.
    Merry Christmas 🎄❄🎄❄🎄

  • @ariray497
    @ariray497 4 роки тому +46

    "nah santas got a mortgage and 2 car payments, you better try again next year" i love it😂

  • @Its_sabribri
    @Its_sabribri 4 роки тому +58

    All the different trees and extra stockings is SOOO accurate 😂 I remember when I was finally old enough to get a tree for my own room, and I was so confused when my Mom got us extra stockings! She was like "One set's for our living room with the real fireplace, and the other is for the family room with the fake fireplace so it still looks pretty!"

  • @faithcastillo9597
    @faithcastillo9597 4 роки тому +50

    Every word from Matt is gospel. Laughed so hard I had tears squirting from my eyes.

    • @queenbee3647
      @queenbee3647 Рік тому +2

      We all know how much Matt adores Lil Debbie snack cakes. When he suggested leaving a box of the Christmas tree cakes for Santa "and you dont have to open them for me, I mean him"...he was so busted. 😂😂😂

  • @hockey1973
    @hockey1973 4 роки тому +43

    "Santa's got a mortgage and two car payments"

  • @yvettemarie9236
    @yvettemarie9236 4 роки тому +47

    Cousin Ed in the shed😂. Trademark and make those🤣

  • @angelajames154
    @angelajames154 4 роки тому +118

    “It all went down hill after I put my pants on”
    STORY OF MY LIFE!!

  • @ThatDalyLife
    @ThatDalyLife 4 роки тому +27

    I love when he says “Santa has a mortgage and two car payments, you better try again next year!”😂😂😂😂

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 Рік тому

      My mom and dad when they were alive

  • @jillmelton71
    @jillmelton71 4 роки тому +12

    That’s going to be life life motto. “It all went downhill after I put my pants on”. Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @queenbee3647
      @queenbee3647 Рік тому

      They need a tshirt with that one! 👍

  • @sarahisokay6743
    @sarahisokay6743 4 роки тому +18

    The three Letter I word is soooo true! One time school was canceled bc they said the roads were gonna ice and then it was about in the upper 60’s all day! 😂😂😂

  • @ConstantCompanion
    @ConstantCompanion 4 роки тому +192

    I have learned that when a Southerner says "it's totally worth it"?
    It's not.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 4 роки тому +4

      ConstantCompanion
      Misery loves company.

    • @illogicerr3769
      @illogicerr3769 4 роки тому +8

      @@matthew8153 And company brings misery :)

    • @disposablehero4911
      @disposablehero4911 4 роки тому +4

      Unless it is, then it's not so much.

  • @wilhard45
    @wilhard45 4 роки тому +6

    "Play with the box". So true. One of my grandsons loved to work with tools so we bought him a nice tool chest and a bunch of tools to fill up the drawers when he was nine years old. We wrapped the box but took out the chest. He unwrapped the box and was baffled by just an empty box. We rolled the chest out, he said cool and spent the rest of the day turning the box into his 'fort'.

  • @Juleesuz
    @Juleesuz 4 роки тому +41

    "I'm pretty sure my blood type is Peppermint Mocha at this point...I'm not even joking....my doctor is concerned..."...oh yes, that is my blood type too!

  • @leahdigiacomo5463
    @leahdigiacomo5463 4 роки тому +48

    Santa better bring some of y'all a turn signal for Christmas!

  • @LoanLeaf
    @LoanLeaf 4 роки тому +4

    My mom bought me a new iPhone this summer and then said it’s part of my Christmas and birthday. For my birthday she got me a hoodie and for Christmas she is getting me an $850 gaming laptop and $100 worth of necessities like clothes, soaps, candy, and face masks. Just self care stuff. She tells me everything she buys me to make sure I like it. I’m spoiled but I don’t ever disrespect my mom or dad. I usually listen and get good grades. I work hard for what I get.

  • @meljoy68
    @meljoy68 4 роки тому +34

    "It all went downhill after I put my pants on." Relatable! 😂

  • @jachowl4467
    @jachowl4467 4 роки тому +17

    Oh my. I love the last line where she said "it all went down hill when i put my pants on" lol we have all felt that way.

  • @evieayers6959
    @evieayers6959 4 роки тому +31

    "Last year we found out my husband is allergic to Christmas trees, so we had to decide between an artificial tree or a divorce.....(awkward silence).... We got an artificial tree." 😂😂

    • @MrDoggydog68
      @MrDoggydog68 4 роки тому +5

      Give your husband allergy meds or just put him out in the shed for a month.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 4 роки тому

      I dunno.Which is cheaper?

    • @watcher1258
      @watcher1258 4 роки тому

      I say tell your husband that he just going to have to suffer & put up a REAL Christmas tree.

    • @susaniacuone5758
      @susaniacuone5758 2 роки тому

      It was two of my kids who proved to be allergic. We stuck it out for years but gave in and now I have between four and seven trees

  • @christa526
    @christa526 4 роки тому +19

    Matt : "Cousin Ed in the Shed" oh Lord have mercy, so funny

  • @craigjenkins5434
    @craigjenkins5434 4 роки тому +8

    "Then they're just gonna play with the box."
    I'm dying of laughter right now lol

  • @ThinWhiteAxe
    @ThinWhiteAxe 4 роки тому +6

    Matt is the best 😅 also, if anyone conducts Christmas behavior before Thanksgiving, I hermetically seal myself away from them to keep my soul pure until after the turkey feast day has come and gone.

  • @erinthursby4790
    @erinthursby4790 4 роки тому +20

    "Git that Christmas sweater off that dawg, you know he only wears jerseys on game day!" I'm dead.

  • @elizab.8146
    @elizab.8146 4 роки тому +23

    Anyone notice Talia’s “subtle” marketing of the mug and dish towel

    • @appleonaya2659
      @appleonaya2659 4 роки тому +2

      Nooo.. but now I need to go back and re-watch this 😁

    • @crazypiratesquirrel3038
      @crazypiratesquirrel3038 3 роки тому

      Unless she has baby hands that mug is huge! I want one! ❤️

  • @twood4433
    @twood4433 4 роки тому +16

    Lol I’ll never forget when I was 4 I told my daddy that I wanted a red rider for Christmas. Sure enough I got one and it’s still one of my fav gifts till this day.

  • @jayd8712
    @jayd8712 4 роки тому +26

    OHHHHH It’s so GREAT being southern... Don’t cha think? 😂

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 4 роки тому

      God's gift to his people, and to prove you do not have to be dower to fallow his Son.

  • @brotherpanda3626
    @brotherpanda3626 4 роки тому +14

    On Christmas Day: “Can someone turn on the A/C? It’s 82 outside.”

  • @chelebowns8078
    @chelebowns8078 4 роки тому +17

    Downhill when I put my pants omg! She just described most days

  • @jannalaachir6581
    @jannalaachir6581 4 роки тому +5

    "We had cousin Ed in the shed" that cracked me up 😂😂👌🏻

  • @dawn64
    @dawn64 4 роки тому +12

    "Santa better bring some y'all a turn signal for Christmas" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilascofill2321
    @lilascofill2321 4 роки тому +9

    "I like it with bourbon. and no eggnog."
    😂😂😂

  • @2005Colly
    @2005Colly 4 роки тому +11

    The Christmas card line about the Smiths...hahahahahahaha

  • @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl
    @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl 4 роки тому +67

    Dude I'm so early! My mum isn't even southern but she says some of these things all the time😂😂

    • @pugtatograce3462
      @pugtatograce3462 4 роки тому +7

      Broski, I'm not even southern.🤣 I'm from New England. 😂

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 4 роки тому

      @@matthew8153 No just enough eggnog to taste like bourbon.

    • @richardlahan7068
      @richardlahan7068 4 роки тому

      Ha!

  • @pressleyberger599
    @pressleyberger599 4 роки тому +8

    “We found out last year that my husband was allergic to Christmas trees so we had to decide between an artificial tree or a divorce, we chose the artificial tree.” The look on her face was priceless🤣

  • @honda197056
    @honda197056 4 роки тому +41

    Matt is on point in this video. I tip my hat to you good sir for sounding just like me at this time of year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year ya'll. ❤

  • @rachelc2945
    @rachelc2945 4 роки тому +10

    The Christmas Music part...so true y’all!🤣

  • @kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144
    @kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144 4 роки тому +5

    I feel you on those grocery bags hun

  • @kellimshaver
    @kellimshaver 4 роки тому +48

    "I love egg nog. I like it with bourbon, and no egg nog" - that's my kind of egg nog.

  • @jettahammond2916
    @jettahammond2916 4 роки тому +3

    Lol 😂 " 'I've been asking for peace and quiet every year and I still ain't got it"

  • @Ana-ly5ek
    @Ana-ly5ek 4 роки тому +55

    “It’s part of your Christmas” YES

    • @tltinatl
      @tltinatl 4 роки тому +2

      My mom used to start using that one in October 😂

  • @gotzBearhugz
    @gotzBearhugz 4 роки тому +2

    Santa, if you're out there, over 90% of Kentucky's population needs a turn signal for Christmas. lol

  • @timothykearns2232
    @timothykearns2232 4 роки тому +60

    I have a confession to make: I only watch these videos to see Talia smile, pout and laugh. Sorry. Merry Christmas!

  • @Beth_Amphetamine
    @Beth_Amphetamine 4 роки тому +6

    I feel her on the multiple trees. We two in the living room, one in the bedroom, one in the dining room, and one in the kitchen!

  • @GeminiSucker
    @GeminiSucker 4 роки тому +3

    “You don’t even have to open the box for me!.....I MEAN HIM!”

  • @lianathewolflover4516
    @lianathewolflover4516 4 роки тому +8

    I love how everything’s Christmas but when you look in the background with the Christmas tree, she has 3 Harry Potter books behind her!

  • @abadambly8357
    @abadambly8357 4 роки тому +4

    "Get that Christmas sweater off that dog. You know he only wears jerseys on game day."
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @theeatoncountywoodworker8221
    @theeatoncountywoodworker8221 4 роки тому +7

    Pretty sure that this Matt is the funniest Matt of all.
    "Shoot yeah, I love eggnog. I love it with bourbon, and no egg nog."

  • @AlexMartinez-me2yc
    @AlexMartinez-me2yc 4 роки тому +5

    "The 3 letter I word" had me LMFA😂!!!!
    If that don't make you laugh, you're a Yankee.

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry 4 роки тому

      Visit in Panhandle of Florida and trust me that's true

  • @missycox8108
    @missycox8108 4 роки тому +2

    When she said Piggly Wiggly...I thought someone might be recording me. 🤣

  • @mariewalker9466
    @mariewalker9466 4 роки тому +2

    I'd drive the kids around at night to look at the houses with Christmas lights on them & my son would say "its officially Christmas" right after I'd scream "oh my gosh, I wonder how much THEIR light bill is" 🤣
    Such fond memories with my kids.

  • @bethanythibodeau1790
    @bethanythibodeau1790 4 роки тому +6

    “It all went downhill after I put my pants on”. Me every day

  • @kerrymelanie4672
    @kerrymelanie4672 4 роки тому +6

    Yall just always lift my spirits. Thanks for another gem 🎅🌲

  • @GoddessNeith
    @GoddessNeith 4 роки тому +1

    This is hysterically funny and hits WAY to many people I know. and myself. people at work think somethings wrong with me because I'm laughing so hard.

  • @hollyfisher8811
    @hollyfisher8811 4 роки тому +2

    OMG~Cousin Ed in the Shed😉🤣!!
    Bourbon with NO EggNog🥃❣:)

  • @RobynS9722
    @RobynS9722 4 роки тому +5

    "Santa better get y'all a turn signal for CHRISTmas!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @greythecolour9078
    @greythecolour9078 4 роки тому +20

    This is so true. 😂 I can’t stop laughing. I don’t know what I’d do without this channel.

  • @jennim.3948
    @jennim.3948 4 роки тому +3

    "Oh this is just the living room tree. We have the den tree and the kitchen tree and the basement tree and the garage tree and the basement tree and the bathroom tree...oh and I have a little one on my dashboard!"
    LMAO 🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🙌🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

    • @corrineweber1007
      @corrineweber1007 3 роки тому

      Sounds like my mom's house...the winter wonderland of Christmas decorations.🎅🤶🍭🎁🎄

  • @ishouldbesleeping1354
    @ishouldbesleeping1354 4 роки тому +1

    That’s right darlin, a tree in every room! ❤️ - from Nashville

  • @SKYLARK1965B
    @SKYLARK1965B 4 роки тому +3

    It always goes downhill after you put your pants on.

  • @HannahLT
    @HannahLT 4 роки тому +8

    "Honestly, it all went downhill after I put my pants on." 😆

  • @jimallegood2974
    @jimallegood2974 4 роки тому +1

    "Eggnog with bourbon, and no eggnogg!"
    Matt is awesome!

  • @nokedjohnson8244
    @nokedjohnson8244 4 роки тому +2

    Elf on a what?! Nah back in my day we had Cousin Ed in the shed he told Grandma everything he saw". 😂🤣😂

  • @tonyjaimes3392
    @tonyjaimes3392 4 роки тому +6

    “Get that Christmas Sweater off that dog he only wears jerseys on Gameday”😂😂😂

  • @bcgreen7479
    @bcgreen7479 4 роки тому +9

    T WAS the night before Christmas
    ( in Texas that is ) were ther ain't any snow. But the wind was a hollering, it was bone cold!
    Anna & Nick we"er asleep in there beds, I 'd dreaming of Christmas like me & like you! Their boots were hung at the end of their beds. For this is Texas what more needs to be said?
    When all of sudden from out the cold night there came such a ruckus, it gave Anna a fright! Like a shot from a gun, Anna ran to the window to see a loaded up buckboard across the long prairie. The driver was grinning & hauling with a will!! The horses not reindeer he drove with such skill.
    COME -on their Buck, Rancho & price to the right there'll be plenty of travelling for all tonight! The driver wore Levels & a shirt that was red. He had a 10 gallon red Stetson on top of his head. As he stepped from the buckboard his suspenders he did snap. It was really a sight! With his beard & mustache, so curly & white.
    As he burst into the cabin Nick awoke, astonish neither one spoke. When Nick recovered the use of his jaw he asked in a whisper, Are you the real Santa claus?
    AM I THE REAL SANTA?
    Well, what do you think? AS he smiled and gave a mysterious wink. My name is Mr.Claws to you young buck's, but in a decade or two you can call me Nick too. Then he stuffed some gifts under the tree. Their boots were up next they were filled to the Gill with lollipops, licorice, candy canes too. A doll for Anna he put by the bed. And out the front door.
    Then he leaped in his Buckboard and call back in a Texas drawl, to all you young'ins keep your boots polishes and your horses well-fed, and Merry Christmas Y-all!!!
    May the new year bring you many new things !!! 🌲🌲🌲

  • @jeffreymoscardelli8428
    @jeffreymoscardelli8428 4 роки тому +2

    "I ask for peace and quiet around here and still ain't got it" - my father

  • @BG-mh6pc
    @BG-mh6pc 3 роки тому +2

    “You can have it but it’s part of your Christmas.” Literally me to my kids 🤣

  • @dawnmasters6742
    @dawnmasters6742 4 роки тому +6

    Good luck, y'all!! I am desperately hoping this pilot gets made & picked up by Netflix! Y'all have made me laugh 😂 so many times, your skits are so freaking relatable! I absolutely LOVE being a Southerner.

  • @rmgdrow
    @rmgdrow 4 роки тому +3

    Please say you make a Tee-Shirt or Mug that said, "Things went down hill when I put my pants on." (or how ever that line goes) :)

  • @acya4504
    @acya4504 4 роки тому +2

    I’m dying 😂 even my normally stoic hubby is in tears he’s laughing so hard 🤣

  • @tltinatl
    @tltinatl 4 роки тому +1

    Man, me and my brother used to destroy those Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes.

  • @vladymyriq102510
    @vladymyriq102510 4 роки тому +3

    That man is just like my husband 😂😂

  • @melissaschaub1275
    @melissaschaub1275 4 роки тому +4

    "I love going to the store and touching everything", that's me!

  • @RN-lo6ti
    @RN-lo6ti 4 роки тому +2

    Santa better give some of y’all a turn signal for Christmas - 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @AudreyStar17
    @AudreyStar17 4 роки тому +1

    I was smiling ans chuckling... Then she said "it all went downhill when I put my pants on..." And I burst out laughing like crazy! That is definitely real life ( and I'm not even from the South 😋)! 😆

  • @MarkBreton
    @MarkBreton 4 роки тому +6

    That dude on the porch is dead on, man. I want to be him every year, right here in scenic Gallatin.

  • @tylerpayne5781
    @tylerpayne5781 4 роки тому +3

    “It’s apart of your Christmas”
    Anytime you ask for something after Halloween 😂

  • @leert2698
    @leert2698 4 роки тому +2

    Yes, Santa does need to bring some people a turn signal , with instructions.
    Merry Christmas y’all !

  • @Noodles_1300
    @Noodles_1300 4 роки тому +1

    "Shoot yeah I love eggnog! I like it with Bourbon, and no eggnog!" Omg that's my dad, uncle, and papaw right there 🤣🤣🤣