@Angel Bulldog shoot, the only reason school shuts down school here is if there's so much snow the teachers can't make it to work until they call the snow plows. Country folk are forgiven if the buses can't make it to them and we get stuck trying to make our own path thru someone's field down to the highway😩
2Fine2Be Humble 👈 The ignorance is strong with this one 🙄 You obviously skipped EVERY American history class EVER. The country was literally founded by people seeking RELIGIOUS freedom. Not to mention that Religious Rights, as you call them, are mentioned in our founding documents. Just the simple admission that there IS a God is RIGHT THERE for all to see. “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights...” And in case you’re ignorant of the source, that’s the American Declaration of Independence. Note: they believe the fact we have a Creator is SELF-EVIDENT - meaning anyone with half a brain should be able to see that is a fact. Our Founding Fathers even created the Congressional Chaplain position before creating almost every other support position AND had PRAYER before every session. Tell me again how they didn’t believe in Religious Rights?! 🤦🏻♀️
2Fine2Be Humble Relax buddy, no need to be so hostile. The OP literally was just “there should be a southern grandma saying ‘Remember, Jesus is the reason for the season’” it’s pretty hard to find fault in that no matter what your beliefs.
@2Fine2Be Humble I am a Christian. I've never said the sort things that you accuse us of. Some people who claim to be Christian are rude and they have no right be. Actually it sinful to be cruel to anyone. Our religion has to major rules that we must do our best to follow: 1 love Lord with all are heart mind and strength, and 2 love the all people as you love yourself. When people are cruel they are being very unchristian. Yes we don't suport LGBTQ+ but we should treat them as we treat everyone else. Don't let a few define an entire group. Please don't stereo type anyone.
@2Fine2Be Humble The is actually no because I have never seen them doing any of these things and also I was taught to love everyone ever if do not support by others of my faith. But I can see that you are not going to listen to me. Okay how about this. From a nonreligious point of view what you are saying is uncalled for. You don't have to respond. Only respond if you are willing to be civil please and thank you. Otherwise have a nice day.
All the different trees and extra stockings is SOOO accurate 😂 I remember when I was finally old enough to get a tree for my own room, and I was so confused when my Mom got us extra stockings! She was like "One set's for our living room with the real fireplace, and the other is for the family room with the fake fireplace so it still looks pretty!"
We all know how much Matt adores Lil Debbie snack cakes. When he suggested leaving a box of the Christmas tree cakes for Santa "and you dont have to open them for me, I mean him"...he was so busted. 😂😂😂
The three Letter I word is soooo true! One time school was canceled bc they said the roads were gonna ice and then it was about in the upper 60’s all day! 😂😂😂
"Play with the box". So true. One of my grandsons loved to work with tools so we bought him a nice tool chest and a bunch of tools to fill up the drawers when he was nine years old. We wrapped the box but took out the chest. He unwrapped the box and was baffled by just an empty box. We rolled the chest out, he said cool and spent the rest of the day turning the box into his 'fort'.
"I'm pretty sure my blood type is Peppermint Mocha at this point...I'm not even joking....my doctor is concerned..."...oh yes, that is my blood type too!
My mom bought me a new iPhone this summer and then said it’s part of my Christmas and birthday. For my birthday she got me a hoodie and for Christmas she is getting me an $850 gaming laptop and $100 worth of necessities like clothes, soaps, candy, and face masks. Just self care stuff. She tells me everything she buys me to make sure I like it. I’m spoiled but I don’t ever disrespect my mom or dad. I usually listen and get good grades. I work hard for what I get.
"Last year we found out my husband is allergic to Christmas trees, so we had to decide between an artificial tree or a divorce.....(awkward silence).... We got an artificial tree." 😂😂
Matt is the best 😅 also, if anyone conducts Christmas behavior before Thanksgiving, I hermetically seal myself away from them to keep my soul pure until after the turkey feast day has come and gone.
Lol I’ll never forget when I was 4 I told my daddy that I wanted a red rider for Christmas. Sure enough I got one and it’s still one of my fav gifts till this day.
“We found out last year that my husband was allergic to Christmas trees so we had to decide between an artificial tree or a divorce, we chose the artificial tree.” The look on her face was priceless🤣
Matt is on point in this video. I tip my hat to you good sir for sounding just like me at this time of year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year ya'll. ❤
I'd drive the kids around at night to look at the houses with Christmas lights on them & my son would say "its officially Christmas" right after I'd scream "oh my gosh, I wonder how much THEIR light bill is" 🤣 Such fond memories with my kids.
"Oh this is just the living room tree. We have the den tree and the kitchen tree and the basement tree and the garage tree and the basement tree and the bathroom tree...oh and I have a little one on my dashboard!" LMAO 🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🙌🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
T WAS the night before Christmas ( in Texas that is ) were ther ain't any snow. But the wind was a hollering, it was bone cold! Anna & Nick we"er asleep in there beds, I 'd dreaming of Christmas like me & like you! Their boots were hung at the end of their beds. For this is Texas what more needs to be said? When all of sudden from out the cold night there came such a ruckus, it gave Anna a fright! Like a shot from a gun, Anna ran to the window to see a loaded up buckboard across the long prairie. The driver was grinning & hauling with a will!! The horses not reindeer he drove with such skill. COME -on their Buck, Rancho & price to the right there'll be plenty of travelling for all tonight! The driver wore Levels & a shirt that was red. He had a 10 gallon red Stetson on top of his head. As he stepped from the buckboard his suspenders he did snap. It was really a sight! With his beard & mustache, so curly & white. As he burst into the cabin Nick awoke, astonish neither one spoke. When Nick recovered the use of his jaw he asked in a whisper, Are you the real Santa claus? AM I THE REAL SANTA? Well, what do you think? AS he smiled and gave a mysterious wink. My name is Mr.Claws to you young buck's, but in a decade or two you can call me Nick too. Then he stuffed some gifts under the tree. Their boots were up next they were filled to the Gill with lollipops, licorice, candy canes too. A doll for Anna he put by the bed. And out the front door. Then he leaped in his Buckboard and call back in a Texas drawl, to all you young'ins keep your boots polishes and your horses well-fed, and Merry Christmas Y-all!!! May the new year bring you many new things !!! 🌲🌲🌲
Good luck, y'all!! I am desperately hoping this pilot gets made & picked up by Netflix! Y'all have made me laugh 😂 so many times, your skits are so freaking relatable! I absolutely LOVE being a Southerner.
I was smiling ans chuckling... Then she said "it all went downhill when I put my pants on..." And I burst out laughing like crazy! That is definitely real life ( and I'm not even from the South 😋)! 😆
"You wanna ask Santa for what? Nah, Santa's got a mortgage and two car payments, you better try again next year." Best response.
Panda G....ROTFL
That so so true :)
This one is golden. I'm dyyyyyying 🤣😂😭 sounds like something my dad would say to the grandkids
Will I have better luck next year?
LMFAO ; what a save! I love it. I've definitely gotten one of those but I never asked for anything crazy except that one year hahaha
"No I don't believe in Santa, ask for peace and quiet every year and I never get it. " I am laughing so hard!
Yes!!!!
Yasssssss 🤣🤣🤣
😭yessss
I got Peace and Quite for Christmas after all my kids moved out! And it was everything I wished it was!
Best part of the video really. I'll come back just for his clip bc he seemed to mean every word.
“It all went downhill after I put my pants on.” That’s me pretty much every work day.
Same here
This is why I am glad to be retired!
That's how I feel whenever I have to leave the house
Best quote in the whole vid. 😆
truth
“Elf on the shelf? Nah, back in my day we had Ed in the shed, he told grandma EVERYTHING he saw.”
Uncle Ed was a speedfreak.
@@tednugent8501 Uncle Ed had a still in the shed.
Cousin Ed
We had belt on a shelf
We got Claire on the chair
The three letter “I” word shuts down schools, and sends people to the grocery store for bread and milk.
You forgot eggs!!! Lol!
@@choirkitty yeah, how else do you make french toast in bad weather
And BEER!
@@99dsm1 French toast syndrome exists up north too 😂😂😂
@Angel Bulldog shoot, the only reason school shuts down school here is if there's so much snow the teachers can't make it to work until they call the snow plows. Country folk are forgiven if the buses can't make it to them and we get stuck trying to make our own path thru someone's field down to the highway😩
"We chose the artificial tree!"
THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
Edit: y’all I have nothing against artificial trees; I use one lol
Right! I was dying 😂
Cat S'more
My family: **looking around in too broke to afford a real tree**
I like artificial trees because after Christmas you just pack it up, put it storage and bring it out next year. Think of how many trees were saved.
@Cat S'more: So we did. Got one in white, because that's what the song says. Please understand that it can be traumatic!
Artificial trees are the norm in other parts of the world
I lost it at, "Git that Christmas sweater offa that dog, you know he only wears jerseys on Game Day."
Men are all big and tuff until the dog isn’t wearing the sweater they picked out. 🤣
My dad is like that too. But we’d sneak a Halloween costume on the dog every year
I lost it when the woman in the car said “Santa better bring some y’all a turn signal for Christmas”
Especially BMW and Audi drivers
@spirals 73 Yeah, doesnt really seem to be an actual Southerner, that or from the big city. Most of them could barely be considered southern.
I'm from South Jersey and I encounter that on a daily basis
Is is bad when the dude don't even sound like he's tellin' jokes? Just facts.
Liked the way he was telling it. LOL.
I didn't think it was bad. He's speaking his mind is all.
We live down in Indiana, where we get snow in winter but yea most of these are true.
I love him so much. So funny every time!
It just makes it funnier 😂😂
“It went all downhill when I put my pants on”- I felt that in my soul.
Amen to that.
Same!!!
Every damn day! especially since the hip replacement/ hysterectomy last year. Those damn scars itch like crazy!
These guys are basically a southern SNL
Only actually funny and relevant.
Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.
Like 80s/90s SNL, when it was actually funny.
Only funnier and not satanic
It would be a lot funnier if all of the actors were real Southerners
I feel like there should be a southern grandma saying "Remember, Jesus is the reason for the season" somewhere in this, but good job overall
2Fine2Be Humble 👈 The ignorance is strong with this one 🙄 You obviously skipped EVERY American history class EVER. The country was literally founded by people seeking RELIGIOUS freedom. Not to mention that Religious Rights, as you call them, are mentioned in our founding documents. Just the simple admission that there IS a God is RIGHT THERE for all to see. “We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights...” And in case you’re ignorant of the source, that’s the American Declaration of Independence. Note: they believe the fact we have a Creator is SELF-EVIDENT - meaning anyone with half a brain should be able to see that is a fact. Our Founding Fathers even created the Congressional Chaplain position before creating almost every other support position AND had PRAYER before every session. Tell me again how they didn’t believe in Religious Rights?! 🤦🏻♀️
2Fine2Be Humble Relax buddy, no need to be so hostile. The OP literally was just “there should be a southern grandma saying ‘Remember, Jesus is the reason for the season’” it’s pretty hard to find fault in that no matter what your beliefs.
@2Fine2Be Humble
There is no need to be cruel or rude.
@2Fine2Be Humble
I am a Christian. I've never said the sort things that you accuse us of. Some people who claim to be Christian are rude and they have no right be. Actually it sinful to be cruel to anyone. Our religion has to major rules that we must do our best to follow: 1 love Lord with all are heart mind and strength, and 2 love the all people as you love yourself. When people are cruel they are being very unchristian. Yes we don't suport LGBTQ+ but we should treat them as we treat everyone else.
Don't let a few define an entire group. Please don't stereo type anyone.
@2Fine2Be Humble
The is actually no because I have never seen them doing any of these things and also I was taught to love everyone ever if do not support by others of my faith.
But I can see that you are not going to listen to me. Okay how about this.
From a nonreligious point of view what you are saying is uncalled for. You don't have to respond. Only respond if you are willing to be civil please and thank you. Otherwise have a nice day.
"They'll just have to settle for the best gift of all, two weeks away from my child."
and they all said "Thank Heaven!!"
Um, yeah, that was a real sacrificial love-offering!
That I was compelled to give them EVERY YEAR.
“It all went downhill after I put my pants on.” 😂
🤣
That's everyday for me lol.
Honestly. Same
“Last year l used Piggly Wiggly bags to wrap my gifts then I ran out of trash can liners.” 🤣😆🤣😆🤪
I think the lady that said that, played on an episode of house md
Great line!
I definitely relate to her much more than Martha Stewart on acid.
“Skip it like Chic-Fil-A on Sunday!”
“Cousin Ed in a shed!”
I almost peed a little 🤣🤣🤣
Cousin Eddie in the shed...He tells Gramma everything he sees.
Almost
I wear depends watching these
“They’re just gonna play with the box.”
Srsly. That’s what happens!!!!
Yep kids and cats will choose the box over the toy.
I still do.
Every time.
It is or was the most fun.
"Jimmy got the bicycle,Billy got the cardboard box to play with"
Okay now I'm convinced that Tia & Tamara have a 3rd sister.
glad im not the only one!
I was thinking the very same thing!
The woman in the video is the prettiest by far, but I see a bit of resemblance to Tia & Tamera too.
Totally! Sister Sister... Sister!
Carolina * Ember I think she’s so pretty too!!!
Eggnog with bourbon and no Eggnog,my kind of Christmas drink.
Holliday wild turkey
50/50 brandy and eggnog is liquid longjohns.
@@michaellefort6128
Ice!!!
You water down Bourbon!!!???
Must be a yankee.
It's good, it's good..
You forgot “clean the house!!! GRAN GRANS COMIN!!!!
Don't remind me
Gotta wait til the last minute for that 🤪
Usually followed in our house by, "that bathroom better not scare anyone!"
Most important part of decorating is cleaning!
Or in our case, "if y'all want Christmas this year, you better get this house cleaned."
Matt's character in this sketch is my spirit animal.
Lol
I know I’am 24 years old, but I can relate so much to his grumpiness. Can’t wait to be old and be like that!
He's just narrating the thought in my head in a funnier voice
"It all went down hill after I put my pants on." 😂😂😂😂
YES!!!! Can the church say "Amen"? The struggle is REAL 😛
Needs to be on a mug... and a nightshirt! 😆
Nothing good every happens when the pants go on!
It's never good after that
😍
Santa needs to get a lot of people a turn signal this year!
Here in Canada, an original bulb in your signal lights increases resale value!
@@kelownagunguy3756 LOL
Blinker fluid
Some people also need road etiquette... And brake lights... And reverse lights...
I felt that one!!!
"The greatest gift of all: two weeks away from my children."
From my family of eight teachers/ retired teachers, thank you.
Merry Christmas 🎄❄🎄❄🎄
"nah santas got a mortgage and 2 car payments, you better try again next year" i love it😂
All the different trees and extra stockings is SOOO accurate 😂 I remember when I was finally old enough to get a tree for my own room, and I was so confused when my Mom got us extra stockings! She was like "One set's for our living room with the real fireplace, and the other is for the family room with the fake fireplace so it still looks pretty!"
My sister- n- law has a tree in every room.
Every word from Matt is gospel. Laughed so hard I had tears squirting from my eyes.
We all know how much Matt adores Lil Debbie snack cakes. When he suggested leaving a box of the Christmas tree cakes for Santa "and you dont have to open them for me, I mean him"...he was so busted. 😂😂😂
"Santa's got a mortgage and two car payments"
Cousin Ed in the shed😂. Trademark and make those🤣
Not family friendly...
Cousin Ed's running his still out there.
“It all went down hill after I put my pants on”
STORY OF MY LIFE!!
I love when he says “Santa has a mortgage and two car payments, you better try again next year!”😂😂😂😂
My mom and dad when they were alive
That’s going to be life life motto. “It all went downhill after I put my pants on”. Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
They need a tshirt with that one! 👍
The three Letter I word is soooo true! One time school was canceled bc they said the roads were gonna ice and then it was about in the upper 60’s all day! 😂😂😂
I have learned that when a Southerner says "it's totally worth it"?
It's not.
ConstantCompanion
Misery loves company.
@@matthew8153 And company brings misery :)
Unless it is, then it's not so much.
"Play with the box". So true. One of my grandsons loved to work with tools so we bought him a nice tool chest and a bunch of tools to fill up the drawers when he was nine years old. We wrapped the box but took out the chest. He unwrapped the box and was baffled by just an empty box. We rolled the chest out, he said cool and spent the rest of the day turning the box into his 'fort'.
"I'm pretty sure my blood type is Peppermint Mocha at this point...I'm not even joking....my doctor is concerned..."...oh yes, that is my blood type too!
Mine is dark chocolate with whipped cream.
Santa better bring some of y'all a turn signal for Christmas!
My mom bought me a new iPhone this summer and then said it’s part of my Christmas and birthday. For my birthday she got me a hoodie and for Christmas she is getting me an $850 gaming laptop and $100 worth of necessities like clothes, soaps, candy, and face masks. Just self care stuff. She tells me everything she buys me to make sure I like it. I’m spoiled but I don’t ever disrespect my mom or dad. I usually listen and get good grades. I work hard for what I get.
"It all went downhill after I put my pants on." Relatable! 😂
Oh my. I love the last line where she said "it all went down hill when i put my pants on" lol we have all felt that way.
"Last year we found out my husband is allergic to Christmas trees, so we had to decide between an artificial tree or a divorce.....(awkward silence).... We got an artificial tree." 😂😂
Give your husband allergy meds or just put him out in the shed for a month.
I dunno.Which is cheaper?
I say tell your husband that he just going to have to suffer & put up a REAL Christmas tree.
It was two of my kids who proved to be allergic. We stuck it out for years but gave in and now I have between four and seven trees
Matt : "Cousin Ed in the Shed" oh Lord have mercy, so funny
"Then they're just gonna play with the box."
I'm dying of laughter right now lol
Matt is the best 😅 also, if anyone conducts Christmas behavior before Thanksgiving, I hermetically seal myself away from them to keep my soul pure until after the turkey feast day has come and gone.
"Git that Christmas sweater off that dawg, you know he only wears jerseys on game day!" I'm dead.
Anyone notice Talia’s “subtle” marketing of the mug and dish towel
Nooo.. but now I need to go back and re-watch this 😁
Unless she has baby hands that mug is huge! I want one! ❤️
Lol I’ll never forget when I was 4 I told my daddy that I wanted a red rider for Christmas. Sure enough I got one and it’s still one of my fav gifts till this day.
OHHHHH It’s so GREAT being southern... Don’t cha think? 😂
God's gift to his people, and to prove you do not have to be dower to fallow his Son.
On Christmas Day: “Can someone turn on the A/C? It’s 82 outside.”
Downhill when I put my pants omg! She just described most days
"We had cousin Ed in the shed" that cracked me up 😂😂👌🏻
"Santa better bring some y'all a turn signal for Christmas" 🤣🤣🤣
"I like it with bourbon. and no eggnog."
😂😂😂
The Christmas card line about the Smiths...hahahahahahaha
Dude I'm so early! My mum isn't even southern but she says some of these things all the time😂😂
Broski, I'm not even southern.🤣 I'm from New England. 😂
@@matthew8153 No just enough eggnog to taste like bourbon.
Ha!
“We found out last year that my husband was allergic to Christmas trees so we had to decide between an artificial tree or a divorce, we chose the artificial tree.” The look on her face was priceless🤣
Matt is on point in this video. I tip my hat to you good sir for sounding just like me at this time of year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year ya'll. ❤
The Christmas Music part...so true y’all!🤣
I feel you on those grocery bags hun
"I love egg nog. I like it with bourbon, and no egg nog" - that's my kind of egg nog.
I drink eggnog on days that end in "y"
Lol 😂 " 'I've been asking for peace and quiet every year and I still ain't got it"
“It’s part of your Christmas” YES
My mom used to start using that one in October 😂
Santa, if you're out there, over 90% of Kentucky's population needs a turn signal for Christmas. lol
True
I have a confession to make: I only watch these videos to see Talia smile, pout and laugh. Sorry. Merry Christmas!
The man speaks truth!
How could you
@@bri3915 I said sorry!!!
Me too, Tim. Talia’s just too damn cute for her own good!!
@@mattslupek7988 She's a living doll!
I feel her on the multiple trees. We two in the living room, one in the bedroom, one in the dining room, and one in the kitchen!
“You don’t even have to open the box for me!.....I MEAN HIM!”
I love how everything’s Christmas but when you look in the background with the Christmas tree, she has 3 Harry Potter books behind her!
"Get that Christmas sweater off that dog. You know he only wears jerseys on game day."
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Pretty sure that this Matt is the funniest Matt of all.
"Shoot yeah, I love eggnog. I love it with bourbon, and no egg nog."
"The 3 letter I word" had me LMFA😂!!!!
If that don't make you laugh, you're a Yankee.
Visit in Panhandle of Florida and trust me that's true
When she said Piggly Wiggly...I thought someone might be recording me. 🤣
I'd drive the kids around at night to look at the houses with Christmas lights on them & my son would say "its officially Christmas" right after I'd scream "oh my gosh, I wonder how much THEIR light bill is" 🤣
Such fond memories with my kids.
“It all went downhill after I put my pants on”. Me every day
Yall just always lift my spirits. Thanks for another gem 🎅🌲
This is hysterically funny and hits WAY to many people I know. and myself. people at work think somethings wrong with me because I'm laughing so hard.
OMG~Cousin Ed in the Shed😉🤣!!
Bourbon with NO EggNog🥃❣:)
"Santa better get y'all a turn signal for CHRISTmas!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This is so true. 😂 I can’t stop laughing. I don’t know what I’d do without this channel.
"Oh this is just the living room tree. We have the den tree and the kitchen tree and the basement tree and the garage tree and the basement tree and the bathroom tree...oh and I have a little one on my dashboard!"
LMAO 🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🙌🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
Sounds like my mom's house...the winter wonderland of Christmas decorations.🎅🤶🍭🎁🎄
That’s right darlin, a tree in every room! ❤️ - from Nashville
It always goes downhill after you put your pants on.
"Honestly, it all went downhill after I put my pants on." 😆
"Eggnog with bourbon, and no eggnogg!"
Matt is awesome!
Elf on a what?! Nah back in my day we had Cousin Ed in the shed he told Grandma everything he saw". 😂🤣😂
“Get that Christmas Sweater off that dog he only wears jerseys on Gameday”😂😂😂
T WAS the night before Christmas
( in Texas that is ) were ther ain't any snow. But the wind was a hollering, it was bone cold!
Anna & Nick we"er asleep in there beds, I 'd dreaming of Christmas like me & like you! Their boots were hung at the end of their beds. For this is Texas what more needs to be said?
When all of sudden from out the cold night there came such a ruckus, it gave Anna a fright! Like a shot from a gun, Anna ran to the window to see a loaded up buckboard across the long prairie. The driver was grinning & hauling with a will!! The horses not reindeer he drove with such skill.
COME -on their Buck, Rancho & price to the right there'll be plenty of travelling for all tonight! The driver wore Levels & a shirt that was red. He had a 10 gallon red Stetson on top of his head. As he stepped from the buckboard his suspenders he did snap. It was really a sight! With his beard & mustache, so curly & white.
As he burst into the cabin Nick awoke, astonish neither one spoke. When Nick recovered the use of his jaw he asked in a whisper, Are you the real Santa claus?
AM I THE REAL SANTA?
Well, what do you think? AS he smiled and gave a mysterious wink. My name is Mr.Claws to you young buck's, but in a decade or two you can call me Nick too. Then he stuffed some gifts under the tree. Their boots were up next they were filled to the Gill with lollipops, licorice, candy canes too. A doll for Anna he put by the bed. And out the front door.
Then he leaped in his Buckboard and call back in a Texas drawl, to all you young'ins keep your boots polishes and your horses well-fed, and Merry Christmas Y-all!!!
May the new year bring you many new things !!! 🌲🌲🌲
I been to tx it snows there
"I ask for peace and quiet around here and still ain't got it" - my father
“You can have it but it’s part of your Christmas.” Literally me to my kids 🤣
Good luck, y'all!! I am desperately hoping this pilot gets made & picked up by Netflix! Y'all have made me laugh 😂 so many times, your skits are so freaking relatable! I absolutely LOVE being a Southerner.
Please say you make a Tee-Shirt or Mug that said, "Things went down hill when I put my pants on." (or how ever that line goes) :)
I’m dying 😂 even my normally stoic hubby is in tears he’s laughing so hard 🤣
Man, me and my brother used to destroy those Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes.
That man is just like my husband 😂😂
"I love going to the store and touching everything", that's me!
Santa better give some of y’all a turn signal for Christmas - 😂😂😂🤣🤣
I was smiling ans chuckling... Then she said "it all went downhill when I put my pants on..." And I burst out laughing like crazy! That is definitely real life ( and I'm not even from the South 😋)! 😆
That dude on the porch is dead on, man. I want to be him every year, right here in scenic Gallatin.
“It’s apart of your Christmas”
Anytime you ask for something after Halloween 😂
Yes, Santa does need to bring some people a turn signal , with instructions.
Merry Christmas y’all !
"Shoot yeah I love eggnog! I like it with Bourbon, and no eggnog!" Omg that's my dad, uncle, and papaw right there 🤣🤣🤣