Pajamas, basketball shorts, and an undershirt is my new work clothes. Occasionally I'll get fancy and put on a t shirt. Although living in the Midwest the weather can't make up its God dang mind so it's either turn on the air or open the windows because we keep bouncing from 30-70, and it's supposed to snow a bit tomorrow...
Emilie Gunder 😂😂😂 oh my brothers got the belt but they were bad!!! Deserved it. Lol. Make sure always hold the buckle so a child is not hurt with that Some parents used switches from bushes. Worst part kids had to go get their own switch 😂😂 If used only as discipline NOT abuse, it’s ok Bible says “spare the rod and spoil the child” it’s tough love ❤️ Oh p s. Belt for thermostat little extreme to me. If it were ever true
Chip: "It's going to be 76° all week long; morning, afternoon, & night and not a degree colder unless someone in this household gets another job..." Constance: "Any chance of a cold front Chip?" Chip: "Over my dead body." 😂
The Blue Jays are playing the Cardinals in my backyard. In the fall, I'll get to see the Eagles take on the Falcons, and then it'll be the Timberwolves vs. the Bucks. H-m-m-m, why do I think the Timberwolves are gonna win that match-up?
I’m in Phoenix, and most of our local news people are quarantined and broadcasting from home now. One has the same IKEA shelves I have behind him now :)
At least the news is not about Corona! That's all the news subject we get in the Netherlands. Very sweet of you (all) to keep us updated here as well. Thanks, and keep going!
I love the look of quiet desperation on Constance's face at the end... I know that look. I've seen that look. Some dreadfully bored woman keeps looking out of my mirror at me with that look. I'm not saying I haven't been away from home for a while, but a wren has built a nest and laid eggs in the windshield wiper recess on my car. If the world opened back up tomorrow, I can't participate until the baby wrens fledge...
I saw a news cast use Hot Wheels cars to take the place of the actual Traffic Report, since the guys who normally would be in the chopper were stuck at home like the rest of us.
I hear ya. Sad that I was working from home Thursday and at the end of a conference call when the host ended with "Have a great 3 day weekend everyone, Happy Easter and stay safe is when I realized it was Easter weekend. Smh
Some of us still have to get up at 0 Dark 30 so you can enjoy your free ride. The divide grows as we find out who is actually needed, and who is useless. If you are at home and not going to work, guess what? Useless.
I liked that they did show that Carl was wearing PJ pants and made a point to move the camera up so you couldn't see them anymore. You barely see them, but the attention to detail is hilarious!
There' are times I wish I was on home quarantine. I work as a pizza delivery driver and since all the stay at home orders, my workload has almost quadrupled...seems we're somehow considered 'essential services'. I swear if the Covid doesn't kill me, the job will. And while we're on the subject of delivery drivers, remember to tip...PLEASE!!! And if you're one of those with the attitude "I don't believe in tipping", then don't believe in delivery. My car doesn't run on or is maintained by HappyHappyJoyJoy thoughts and thank yous... though those are appreciated, too.
Y'all have really found your stride during this pandemic, and I deeply appreciate that I can still turn to A Southern Thing for a good laugh when I need a break from the news (both tv/internet, and friends checking in from their cities around the country).
I literally watched this video immediately after putting on a belt, as I got ready to go outside, pick up some food from a Chick-fil-A drive-thru, and then go for a walk in a park without a mask on.
I’m cold natured. 71 in the winter. 78 in the summer. The best times are Spring and Fall when I can turn it off for days, and the electric company hates me.
The sports one is so me right now.... *goes and collects all sports items in the house and hugs them* I hope that in a month or so there will be some way for sports to come back and we can all watch and enjoy them again. Stay safe ya'll!
There's plenty of sports in my house. Driving each other crazy, running around like a chicken with it's head cut off, the 4 meter stare and the 2 room away kid call. See, lots of events. Help me, please!
No reports about the little wascals that are so elusive!? I haven't seen a full shelf of toilet paper in weeks! But, I did see a leprechaun giving out pots of gold…
This is so true. I don't know what day it is, my kitchen is sorta like yours, I loved the sports update, and I am a Linda also, and I do keep peeking out the door.😀😀😀😀😀🌞🌞🌞
My god they just describe everything that's happened to everyone now. Most relevant news ever! Much better than CNN and MSNBC, because it's relevant and not fake. But still depressing and that's how you know it's still news.
Fashion News: Belts still exist but sales are down, the same with ties. Sales of elastic waists are increasing, as are the waists they're going on. The I don't care hair, is the look of the year. If you're bald you're ahead of the curve. New Flash: Sales of leisure suits are up, along with all other forms of loose fits, sweat pants, the more x's the better.
BREAKING: I have just gotten off the phone with a panel of seasoned Belt Experts. They have informed me that the all important role of belts in the current crisis is to put down pockets of rebellion throughout the community
I shut my cable TV off months ago. It was a damn waste of money. Between broadcast, streaming, and all the physical media up in here there’s more than enough to watch.
I can identify with that question of whether belts still exist. I'm retired and the only time I wear a belt is when I go for a walk or to the store. Even when the trash truck that plays "Fur Elise" or "El Cielo Lindo" when it pulls into the neighborhood (in Taipei), I'm wearing the same clothes I wear to bed.
Nerdy Person I LIVE FOR ISABELLE’S NEWS REPORTS! Finding out about her television-watching habits is a lot better than the REAL news! LOL! In other news, K. K. Slider broke several ordinances to bring us a live concert last night!
Elle RJ but your dog still needs to be walked, right? How do you get your groceries? I do feel bad for people living in apartments in cities like NYC. Where I live, there seems to be MORE people outside. I’m sitting outside on my patio “supervising” my husband while he’s planting a tree and all around me I can hear kids playing outside - all in their own yards of course.
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" I think I hear the Cardinals playing". That was great
yes
Sara Rainey Yeah, it was the look of someone definitely going over the edge🤣🤣🤣!!!!
Except they didn't play the Cardinals' song :-(
Yea but also, too true... 😂 😢
And they are playing the Blue Jays
I love how constance is losing her mind more and more with each video
hahahaha she's getting more and more irritable
Underrated
Lots of Hair but No Money I thought you said "more and more relatable" and I was like "same" 😂
“And I haven’t seen the sun in days” “belts I haven’t seen one in weeks” “I don’t know what day it is” I relate to Talia so much right now.
It's such a weird, detached, time out of mind feeling.
I went outside yesterday for the first time in two weeks. Now I'm paying the pollen price. X-D
So what day is it really ?????? Lol
Pajamas, basketball shorts, and an undershirt is my new work clothes. Occasionally I'll get fancy and put on a t shirt. Although living in the Midwest the weather can't make up its God dang mind so it's either turn on the air or open the windows because we keep bouncing from 30-70, and it's supposed to snow a bit tomorrow...
I am the bitch at the end of this video
This news is far more reliable and useful than what is touted as news on cable TV.
RiskNerd far more reliable friend
Very, very true.
10,000 likes 👍
And don't forget....kore ACCURATW
Who isn’t even from the south but still watches these videos?
🙋♀️
Kinda south - not quite northern Virginia.
I'm from south Africa
Edited thanks for the likes👉☺👈
I live on the other side of the world (Aust) and i can proudly say that yes ,i watch these videos 😂 (i have family in SC)
I'm from the north... Canada!
From central Ohio
Why does this feel like it would actually happen
Because it did.
Hmmm....nahh dont think so this could never happen....
@@jane8735 no lol the news not the pandemic just like a new station going live from their houses
Judging from my neighborhood FB page, it is happening now.
Stations in Columbia, SC have been doing this for 2 weeks.
Y'all remember that underwear we used to have as kids that had the days of the week on them? Those would be REAAAAALLY useful right about now...
RIGHT??! LOL
Emily good one!!!
I dont know I never wore the right pair on the right day. i.e Tuesday on Saturday.
Both my girls have these right now! They do help. Seriously y'all. 😆
When I was 6 I had those and then I started crying when Thursday was dirty but it was Thursday
Go to a three day calendar- Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow.
doughesson that's hilariius!
😁
Then what day is today? Is it already tomorrow? Because it feels just like yesterday.
@@mauricedorreboom5388 It does,doesn't it?
Constance's look at the very end -- the end-of-news-waiting-for-the-camera-to-go-off-smile with just the right hint of desperation and save-me!
Loved the way she managed to sound like she was gritting her teeth through the whole thing. Hangin' on by a thread!
Some kid touched the thermostat. That's how we know belts still exist.
Oh, I hope you are just kidding😳
LOL 😂
They're not and I've the psychological trauma to prove it! 😆
Omg it’s a joke, people!
Emilie Gunder 😂😂😂 oh my brothers got the belt but they were bad!!! Deserved it. Lol. Make sure always hold the buckle so a child is not hurt with that
Some parents used switches from bushes. Worst part kids had to go get their own switch 😂😂
If used only as discipline NOT abuse, it’s ok
Bible says “spare the rod and spoil the child” it’s tough love ❤️
Oh p s. Belt for thermostat little extreme to me. If it were ever true
“Live at a safe distance” I cant stop laughing 😂
Chip: "It's going to be 76° all week long; morning, afternoon, & night and not a degree colder unless someone in this household gets another job..."
Constance: "Any chance of a cold front Chip?"
Chip: "Over my dead body." 😂
😆 😆 😆😂
"The thermostat is a sacred covenant!" - Daddy's Home 2
Sounds like my dad when I was growing up.
Cold front moving in probably depends on if you upset your wife.
Cold front comes in quickly and violently when I get into the bed at night.
I started therapy sessions for the socks that are separated.
😅😅😅
"Let's go live to the window" and "One is tiny and in a stroller" 😂
And I think I've seen every dog in the neighborhood being walked on a leash.
😢"I miss sports...a lot." Me too Kevin, me too
that is Matt lol. But yes, everyone does miss some good entertainment
I don't even watch sports but I miss them too
@@kimschuler1217 women hate sports so stop lying
I quit working at a sports bar in October and haven’t had any desire to watch or missed them since.
@@kimschuler1217 same.
"There seems to be some congestion around the sink."😲😁
Start planning for the "we been inside so long we adapted and ain't coming out" episode.
Imagine a few years from now when this comes back up as a UA-cam recommendation.
It probably will during COVID-24 origin India. If this prediction turns out correct I expect a 1000 likes.
“I’m Constance Walker and I don’t know what day it is.” 😄😄😄 I felt that!
The weather forecast was the funniest!😂😂😂
The Blue Jays are playing the Cardinals in my backyard. In the fall, I'll get to see the Eagles take on the Falcons, and then it'll be the Timberwolves vs. the Bucks. H-m-m-m, why do I think the Timberwolves are gonna win that match-up?
Lol 😂
Good one!
@@Telcomvic Thanks! Don't you just love nature sports?
the bears vs the (mountain) loins
Very creative!! 😊
“quarantined anchor” you gotta love that😂
Kktheheyheygirl1569
If only we could actually quarantine many real anchors with those who have real diseases.
I’m in Phoenix, and most of our local news people are quarantined and broadcasting from home now. One has the same IKEA shelves I have behind him now :)
Chip Jr. should be nicknamed "Chiplet."
At least the news is not about Corona! That's all the news subject we get in the Netherlands.
Very sweet of you (all) to keep us updated here as well. Thanks, and keep going!
“Oh no, worse. I’m posting about it on Facebook.”
So true! You don’t ever want to stand in front of the Facebook jury. They will destroy you! 😆
I love the look of quiet desperation on Constance's face at the end... I know that look. I've seen that look. Some dreadfully bored woman keeps looking out of my mirror at me with that look. I'm not saying I haven't been away from home for a while, but a wren has built a nest and laid eggs in the windshield wiper recess on my car. If the world opened back up tomorrow, I can't participate until the baby wrens fledge...
This was so perfect. You guys win quarantine-time comedy. lol
Yeah that was great. Really looking forward to another installment.
I saw a news cast use Hot Wheels cars to take the place of the actual Traffic Report, since the guys who normally would be in the chopper were stuck at home like the rest of us.
My problem not knowing what day it is. They are all running into one another.
I hear ya. Sad that I was working from home Thursday and at the end of a conference call when the host ended with "Have a great 3 day weekend everyone, Happy Easter and stay safe is when I realized it was Easter weekend. Smh
Some of us still have to get up at 0 Dark 30 so you can enjoy your free ride. The divide grows as we find out who is actually needed, and who is useless. If you are at home and not going to work, guess what? Useless.
Yes.
@@dianad3080 You prolly won't have a job Monday. Blame the Chinese, the dems and their media panic fearmongers.
It is the day before Easter right now so it’s Saturday
Would have been great if they showed Constance getting up from her desk wearing the same pair of sweatpants she’s had on for 4 days.
I liked that they did show that Carl was wearing PJ pants and made a point to move the camera up so you couldn't see them anymore.
You barely see them, but the attention to detail is hilarious!
Katie Rosa nice catch!!! I missed that one!!
@Tt Miller oh, believe me, I basically live in PJ pants since the quarantine started! 😂 They're awesome!
Nice to see that someone is still getting some fresh air with their kids.
Allie O'Neal I go out for walks around the yard with my kids but not today it was just mowed an hour ago bugs glaore
Dude your name is so close to April O'Neil, that's rad!
@@SirMoeThe2nd Cowabunga!
Man, with toilet paper seeks woman with noodles.
Turn-ons include: Hand sanitizer, 95N masks and medical gloves.
Must bring your own beer.
Boy, we’ve come a long way from “What’s your sign?”
😂🤣😂🤣
Lol!!
“Let’s make that six feet a mere five feet!”
I bet there might be someone serious who answers out there lol
I live in the North of England in the UK. I've never been across the Atlantic, but this channel is one of my favourites. Thank you 😊
Finally, a newscast that tells us how it truly is with the latest, hard hitting news.
“I think the cardinals are playin’ “ best joke ever
“I don’t know what day it is!” Love this video! Y’all make my day!
You guys and gals are the best! Thank you for such fun, clean entertainment😄
Our neighborhood Linda had the HOA remove the basketball goals at our park because a family wasn’t staying 6’ apart while shooting some hoops.
Sherri C oh Pete’s sake
Sherri C I hate that type of person if they all came out of the same house they were already exposed to each other so it doesn't matter
It's okay, Constance. I don't know what day it is either.
Much love from Kentucky.💙
For the sports,he should of said that a groundbreaking 1987 masters game is on.
CBS has defied the NCAA by running the 2009 Men's Championship basketball game.
Memphis fans know for sure that that season never happened.
Larry Mize won that one. Best chip shot ever!!
This is hilarious stay safe ya'll! love from kentucky
There' are times I wish I was on home quarantine.
I work as a pizza delivery driver and since all the stay at home orders, my workload has almost quadrupled...seems we're somehow considered 'essential services'. I swear if the Covid doesn't kill me, the job will.
And while we're on the subject of delivery drivers, remember to tip...PLEASE!!! And if you're one of those with the attitude "I don't believe in tipping", then don't believe in delivery. My car doesn't run on or is maintained by HappyHappyJoyJoy thoughts and thank yous... though those are appreciated, too.
The traffic report cracked me up because the kitchen looks exactly like mine! I'm also cleaning my pantry.
Y'all have really found your stride during this pandemic, and I deeply appreciate that I can still turn to A Southern Thing for a good laugh when I need a break from the news (both tv/internet, and friends checking in from their cities around the country).
Never saw a channel so accurate
I literally watched this video immediately after putting on a belt, as I got ready to go outside, pick up some food from a Chick-fil-A drive-thru, and then go for a walk in a park without a mask on.
dagman85 good for you!!
I never wear a mask. I can't breathe and I always mess with them.
Carl’s traffic alert was perfect spot on
No way! Two women in the home alone and they’re wearing bras! Nope not happening. My wife will only put on a bra to go out the house.
I can relate.
Bras are "boob jail", "boob jail" does not exist within the house unless in laws are present!
Sailor Dave 🤣🤣
Shame Talia isn't a bikini model
Smart woman.
I have got to stop watching these I nearly laughed myself into quarantine 😅😂😅😂😅😂😂😂 you guys are cracking me up. Hello again from Barbados 🇧🇧
Jared Dhayle - Well go on, it's FUN. Until you get tired of looking at the same people and four walls.
Hello from West Virginia! 😀
Hello, Jared, from Virginia, USA!
76 degrees? "Chip" should be doing the forecast with his shirt off!
That's about 15-20F cooler than it is outside today, depending on where you are in the South so yeah.
68 is to cold, 70 is to hot. So my thermostat is always rocking 69
Spoken like a northerner
I’m cold natured. 71 in the winter. 78 in the summer. The best times are Spring and Fall when I can turn it off for days, and the electric company hates me.
Had to come to the comments to get that one lol. -Canadian ❤️
"Laughter on the verge of insanity" oh my god 😂😂😂😂😂
To my friends who have reported on people outside... We need to rethink our friendship.
😂😂😂😂😂 That weather and traffic report though... 💀💀💀💀💀
The sports one is so me right now.... *goes and collects all sports items in the house and hugs them* I hope that in a month or so there will be some way for sports to come back and we can all watch and enjoy them again. Stay safe ya'll!
Y'all are so good!! The best writers AND actors. Enjoy your productions so much!
😂😂😂OMG! I love this😂😂😂
Please, keep doing these updates for however long this goes on for.
We need this!
There's plenty of sports in my house. Driving each other crazy, running around like a chicken with it's head cut off, the 4 meter stare and the 2 room away kid call. See, lots of events. Help me, please!
Being born in Chicago I really appreciate the “White Sox” vs “Red Sox.”
My quarantine wardrobe, pajamas, fluffy socks and a robe, lol!! No belt required. Back to you Constance Walker.
This is one of my favorites. I'm not sure about belts either. Thanks for showing us Linda. There are too many of them.
No reports about the little wascals that are so elusive!? I haven't seen a full shelf of toilet paper in weeks! But, I did see a leprechaun giving out pots of gold…
😂😂😂
Can we get an update from someone who only lives with cats? Asking for a friend.
I laughed through the entire thing. Thank you.
These are sanity saving humor. Thank you for this.
these quotes are too good.
Last time I was this early, COVID19 hadn't existed yet.
Roy Conn
You mean you’re right now
The sports thing was spot on😂 made me think of my uncle and cousins.
"Not a degree colder unless somebody in here gets another job" 😂🤣
I am watching any video I can find rn. "Thanks for nothing Carl," I am dead!!!!!!!! I LOVE u guys!!!!!!!!!!
This is so true. I don't know what day it is, my kitchen is sorta like yours, I loved the sports update, and I am a Linda also, and I do keep peeking out the door.😀😀😀😀😀🌞🌞🌞
Belts - sooooo 2019! Elastic waistbands; that's more like it.
My god they just describe everything that's happened to everyone now. Most relevant news ever! Much better than CNN and MSNBC, because it's relevant and not fake. But still depressing and that's how you know it's still news.
Fashion News:
Belts still exist but sales are down, the same with ties.
Sales of elastic waists are increasing, as are the waists they're going on.
The I don't care hair, is the look of the year. If you're bald you're ahead of the curve.
New Flash:
Sales of leisure suits are up, along with all other forms of loose fits, sweat pants, the more x's the better.
The Corona quarantine will end just in time for the humidity quarantine to resume.
These videos have kept me happy and semi sane. Thank you so much. Great job guys. Reminiscent of the old Saturday Night Live 70's Crew.
I miss sports alot....
Bird chirps: i think the Cardinals are playing
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
BREAKING: I have just gotten off the phone with a panel of seasoned Belt Experts. They have informed me that the all important role of belts in the current crisis is to put down pockets of rebellion throughout the community
Sooooo true y'all especially about not knowing what day it is and the belts you guys made an amazing video as always
From Texas: This put a smile on my face. Please keep up the great work you are doing. God Bless.
Dude part of me wants to make something like this for my neighborhood
Wow, maybe a skit about being in self quarantine AND your TV cable has been out for over 2 weeks! That's me. : (
People in comas or murder? Both possible
I shut my cable TV off months ago. It was a damn waste of money. Between broadcast, streaming, and all the physical media up in here there’s more than enough to watch.
Glyn we don't have cable or satellite we listen to music and watch dvds
I can identify with that question of whether belts still exist. I'm retired and the only time I wear a belt is when I go for a walk or to the store. Even when the trash truck that plays "Fur Elise" or "El Cielo Lindo" when it pulls into the neighborhood (in Taipei), I'm wearing the same clothes I wear to bed.
These are awesome! Thank you for keeping us laughing through all of this. Stay healthy!
Talia didn't stand up and reveal that she didn't have any pants on. Or that she was wearing flannel pajama pants.
I say that is a dress, so she doesn't need pants.
"I miss sports." I thought he was gonna cry.
the funniest one yet..... "thanks for nothing Carl." & "thanks for whatever that was Ken"
Thank you all for keeping these coming 👍
I miss sports too, brother. War Eagle, stay safe, y'all!
Of course there are belts, mama's only has so many shoes to throw.
Love Yalls Channel. Im An Aspiring Artist Outta Nashville. Bringing Back Southern Rock. You Guys Rep The South Beautifully! America Stand Tall!
The Cardinals are definitely playing in my neck of woods! 😁 My porch was the dugout today, as a matter of fact....🐦
I have that neighbor!! OMG! mind ya bizznesssss
Surprised there wasn’t an update from the zoo with chip jr talking about feeding time
The ratings for this chanel have now surpassed all major mainstream media giants. Congratulations!!!
Love all the videos you are putting out during the quarintine! You all are essential for keeping spirits up during this time! Bless your hearts!
This reminds me of Isabelle doing the news in Animal Crossing.
Nerdy Person I LIVE FOR ISABELLE’S NEWS REPORTS! Finding out about her television-watching habits is a lot better than the REAL news! LOL! In other news, K. K. Slider broke several ordinances to bring us a live concert last night!
I’ve been inside since the Sunday I learned there would no longer be school. So it’s been 27 days
It's been 29 days for me. What makes it worse, is that I live in an apartment with no windows.
Not even in your own yards?
@@penelopepitstop762 if I had a yard, me and my dog would never come inside lol
Elle RJ but your dog still needs to be walked, right? How do you get your groceries? I do feel bad for people living in apartments in cities like NYC. Where I live, there seems to be MORE people outside. I’m sitting outside on my patio “supervising” my husband while he’s planting a tree and all around me I can hear kids playing outside - all in their own yards of course.
Penelope Pitstop, well I have been in my yard but only for 10 minutes at a time
THANK YOU, we all need this right now! LOVE YOU!
That was GREAT! Definitely the boost & dose of humor needed! 😂
my..my mom... she didnt have herr.. her- belt so..
*she made me drink*
*UNSWEET TEA*
Oh god, what did you do that she would resort to that punishment!?!?!
@@brodynwilson4589 i put salt in her lemonade :O
•madame eyebrows• well I guess that is punishable by unsweetened tea
@@brodynwilson4589 indeed ;-;
@@grabshab4720 Well you deserved a switch at that point.